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* TELL ME WHERE YOU COME FROM,
WAS IT HEAVEN ABOVE? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* CAN YOU CLIMB THE SUNNY PEAKS
OF A FORTRESS IN MUD? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* DID I TELL YOU I WANT MORE
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* THAN WHAT
YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* CAN YOU SCOPE A PURPLE BLUNDER
AND ADMIT THAT YOU ARE YOUNG? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* TELL ME WHERE YOU COME FROM,
WAS IT HEAVEN ABOVE? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* CAN YOU CLIMB THE SUNNY PEAKS
OF A FORTRESS IN MUD? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN LOVE *
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* DID I TELL YOU I WANT MORE
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* THAN WHAT
YOU'RE REALLY MADE OF? *
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* OH, MY DEAR,
I MUST BE FALLING IN *
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* LOVE
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[ CHILD SQUEALING ]
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HELLO?
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THREE HOURS OVER!
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SHIT, LADY.
I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
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THREE HOURS OVER!
$21 MORE IF YOU STAY.
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JEEZ, WHAT'D I SAY, LADY?!
I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.
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THAT CHING-CHONG BITCH.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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[ KICKS DOOR ]
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WAIT!
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AH, HOMEWORK.
BUS WAS LATE?
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MM-HMM.
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GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL?
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MM-HMM.
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A LOT OF HOMEWORK?
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MM-HMM.
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I CALL MRS. THOMAS,
SCIENCE TEACHER,
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TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF
HOMEWORK YOU HAVE TONIGHT.
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SHE WASN'T THERE.
NOBODY WAS THERE.
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EVERYBODY HAVE HALF-DAY TODAY
EXCEPT YOU.
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YOU HAVE LONG DAY.
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AAH!
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SHOULD NOT LIE TO MOMMY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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NOW GO.
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ROOMS ARE DIRTY.
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HEY!
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COME ON.
SHUT UP.
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I'LL TELL MOM.
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[ Mockingly ]
I'LL TELL MOM.
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SHUT UP.
LET'S GO.
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[ WOMAN MOANING ]
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[ RATTLING ]
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YOU GOT A LETTER TODAY.
MOMMY TOOK IT.
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I DON'T CARE.
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WHAT WAS IT?
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SHE'S REALLY MAD ABOUT IT.
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GO AWAY.
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OW! MOM!
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ERNEST.
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YOU GOT LETTER.
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HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU ENTER CONTEST?
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WHAT?
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THE WRITING CONTEST.
YOU ENTERED A WRITING CONTEST.
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OH, THE WRITING CONTEST.
YEAH.
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YOU GOT HONORABLE MENTION.
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REALLY?
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MMM.
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WELL, COULD I READ IT?
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I THROW AWAY.
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YOU WHAT?
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YOU SHOULD NOT LIE
TO MOMMY.
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BUT I DIDN'T LIE.
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YOU LIED TWO TIMES TODAY!
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YOU MAKE ME UPSET.
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YOU DID NOT TELL ME
YOU ENTER CONTEST.
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IT WAS
JUST A STUPID CONTEST.
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WASTE OF TIME.
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BUT YOU SAID I WON.
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YOU DID NOT WIN.
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YOU GOT HONORABLE MENTION.
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THAT IS NOT WINNING.
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THAT IS BAD.
THAT'S WORSE THAN LOSING.
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THEY TELL EVERYONE AT FANCY
DINNER YOUR NAME AND SAY,
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"SEE? THIS BOY'S
NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN."
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN
GOOD ENOUGH TO LOSE.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
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THERE WAS A MAN IN OUR VILLAGE
WHO USED TO TELL STORIES.
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ALL DAY TELLING STORIES.
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ONE DAY THE WHOLE VILLAGE
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CAME TO HIS HOUSE
AND CUT OUT HIS TONGUE!
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DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THAT?
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SO, THERE'S A DINNER?
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AY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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NO! DON'T DIE ON ME!
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WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
TELL ME.
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[ BELCHES ]
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OH, YOU'RE SO GROSS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HEY, I FOUND A GOOD ONE.
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OH, YEAH?
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ORIENTAL WOMEN?
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THIS IS DISGUSTING.
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LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
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I GOT THE CRèME de MENTHE
FOR YOU.
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IT'S LIQUEUR,
BUT IT'S THE WORKS.
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NOW YOU CAN SMOKE.
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
YOU JUST GARGLE WITH IT,
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AND YOUR MOM
WON'T SMELL SMOKE.
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IT'S LIKE BREATH MINTS.
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NO, I'M COOL.
I DON'T SMOKE.
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THIS IS SO GROSS.
LISTEN TO THIS.
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"FROM AN EARLY AGE,
ORIENTAL GIRLS
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"LEARN THE ANCIENT WAYS
OF PLEASING A MAN.
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"THE SECRETS OF THE ORIENT
ARE AS DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS
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AS THEIR LUSCIOUS PUSSIES."
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YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
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NO, I DON'T.
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NO, NO, SERIOUSLY, ERNEST.
IT'S OKAY.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO.
YOU'RE A BOY.
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OH, WELL,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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THAT IS SO GROSS!
[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, OKAY!
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CUT IT OUT, ERNEST!
CUT THE SHIT.
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WHY DON'T YOU CUT THE SHIT?
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GET YOUR BONER
OUT OF MY FACE.
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UGH!
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YOU'RE SUCH A SPAZ.
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SHUT UP.
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HEY, UM, I GOT A LETTER
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FROM THAT STUPID CONTEST
YOU MADE ME ENTER.
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YEAH, WHAT'D IT SAY?
DID YOU WIN THE 500 BUCKS?
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NO, BUT I GOT
THE HONORARY MENTION.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
DO YOU GET ANY MONEY?
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NO, BUT I THINK
THERE'S THIS HUGE DINNER
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AT SOME FANCY PLACE
IN THE CITY.
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I SHOULD GET TO GO.
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENTERED THAT
CONTEST IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
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WELL...I'M NOT GOING.
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YOU HAVE TO GO.
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I DON'T HAVE TO GO.
IT'S STUPID.
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I DIDN'T EVEN WIN.
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YOU JUST SAID YOU WON.
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I SAID I GOT
THE HONORARY MENTION.
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THAT'S NOT WINNING.
IT'S WORSE THAN LOSING.
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THEY GET ME UPSTAGE
AND LET EVERYONE KNOW
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I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN.
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THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
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YOU WON.
YOU SHOULD GO.
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FINE.
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HEY, CHRISTINE.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY WAY
OF GOING OR ANYTHING.
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I MEAN, IF I DID,
I'D PROBABLY GO,
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AND I'D PROBABLY TAKE YOU,
BUT I DON'T, SO I CAN'T.
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I WOULD, BUT I CAN'T.
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OKAY.
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HEY, ERNEST...
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CONGRATS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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Katie: HEY!
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FETCH IT, DOG!
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
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WHY DON'T YOU STAY
RIGHT THERE?
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I'M GONNA GO GET US
A ROOM, ALL RIGHT?
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Sam:
WHAT'S UP, BABY BUDDHA?
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SAM -- SAM KIM.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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ERNEST.
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ERNIE, I NEED A ROOM.
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IT'S ERNEST.
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WAIT.
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PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
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DON'T TELL ME.
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9 OF CLUBS.
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KEYS?
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THANKS.
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HEY, GIVE MY BEST
TO POL POT.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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Ernest: OH, SHIT.
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WHAT YOU DOING?
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SOMEONE JUST DROPPED
THEIR CREDIT CARD.
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STUPID PEOPLE.
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I'LL GO RETURN IT.
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HEY.
OH, EASY THERE, SON.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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I KNEW I'D FIND YOU RUNNING
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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YOU KNOW, I DO ADMIRE THAT
ABOUT THE CHINESE.
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YOU STICK TOGETHER.
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU BEEN CHANGING
OUR SHEETS EVERY DAY?
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WELL, I WAS THINKING, UH,
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT ANYMORE.
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OKAY.
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MAYBE YOU CAN TALK
TO YOUR MOTHER
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ABOUT ADJUSTING THE RATE --
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I MEAN, SINCE WE'RE SAVING YOU
MONEY ON LAUNDRY AND ALL.
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I DON'T THINK
SHE'S GONNA LOWER THE RENT.
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THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO AHEAD
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AND KEEP CHANGING THE SHEETS?
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EVENING, GENTLEMEN.
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HOWDY.
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A VERY GOOD EVENING.
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HEY.
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00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,055
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER,
ACCELERATES ]
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ERNEST?
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00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,042
COME HERE.
TALK TO MOMMY.
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00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,081
I THINK IT IS TIME TO STOP.
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00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:18,251
MOMMY'S TOO OLD AND TIRED
TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
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IF YOU WRITE THESE STORIES
ABOUT FAMILY SECRETS AND...
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[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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* COME ON
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* YEAH
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00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,233
OKAY?
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OKAY?
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GO PLAY WITH YOUR SISTER.
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[ WOMAN MOANING ]
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[ IMITATES PLANE DIVE-BOMBING,
EXPLOSION ]
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MOMMY.
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Ernest: GO TO SLEEP, KATIE.
GO TO SLEEP.
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00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,468
OH...BUNNY.
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[ TIRES SCREECH,
HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHERE ARE YOU?!
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00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,475
WHERE THE FUCK
ARE YOU, HANK?!
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00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,813
I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING IN THERE,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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GINA! GINA!
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00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,618
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
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00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,952
THAT'S MY STICK!
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00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,222
GINA!
WILL YOU FUCKING CALM --
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00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,289
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
OH!
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00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,524
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
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00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,892
WILL YOU CALM
THE FUCK DOWN?!
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00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,861
GET DOWN FROM THERE!
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00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,331
BABY, BABY, JUST -- BABY.
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00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,732
WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST CALM DOWN?
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00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,634
JUST GET DOWN.
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00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,935
PLEASE.
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00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,770
[ GINA SOBBING, CRYING ]
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00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,440
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,475
FUCK YOU!!
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00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,781
MOTHERFUCKER!
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00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,218
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,756
[ ENGINE REVS,
TIRES SCREECHING ]
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00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,258
[ SAM LAUGHING ]
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00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,664
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
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00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,711
WHAT'S UP, GANGSTER?
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00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,613
GOOD SHOW.
246
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,616
MUST BE LOVE, HUH?
247
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,751
WELL, I WAS STARTING TO GET
LONELY OUT HERE, YOU KNOW?
248
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,621
KIND OF LATE FOR YOU?
249
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,856
WELL, WE HAD A PROBLEM
WITH YOUR CARD.
250
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,859
IT WAS DECLINED.
251
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,329
OH, THAT'S ALL?
252
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,798
JUST A MATTER OF TIME,
I GUESS.
253
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,667
[ Sighing ]
OH, BOY.
254
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,436
SMOKE?
255
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,575
IT SURE IS BEAUTIFUL
OUT HERE, HUH?
256
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,046
WELL, CAN I GET
SOME MONEY --
257
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,349
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
BEFORE MY MOM FINDS OUT?
258
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,284
I'LL GET IT TO YOU, MAN.
DON'T WORRY.
259
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,752
WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO --
FIRE YOU?
260
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,556
NO, BUT SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA
KICK MY ASS.
261
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,759
[ CHUCKLES ]
262
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,362
I BET YOU SEE A LOT
OF SHIT GROWING UP HERE.
263
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,831
I GUESS.
264
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,367
YOU DON'T EVEN FLINCH.
265
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,402
LIKE, THIS AFTERNOON,
I COME IN BARRELING IN
266
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,504
WITH THAT BIG, BLOND BITCH,
DRUNK OFF MY ASS,
267
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,606
AND I BET I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
268
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,642
YOU'RE THINKING, "SHIT,
I HOPE THIS MOTHERFUCKER
269
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,743
SPEAKS ENGLISH," RIGHT?
270
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,445
BE HONEST.
271
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,812
NO.
272
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,348
I GUESS I KNEW
YOU SPOKE ENGLISH.
273
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,949
REALLY?
274
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,518
WELL, I MEAN, YOU WALK
LIKE YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
275
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,820
[ CHUCKLES ]
276
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,856
I LIKE YOU, MAN.
277
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,824
THANKS...
278
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,693
I GUESS.
279
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,796
HEY, I DON'T SCARE YOU,
DO I?
280
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,333
I DON'T MEAN TO.
281
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,569
IT'S A KOREAN THING.
282
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,303
AAH!
283
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,343
[ CHUCKLES ]
284
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,050
I CAN TELL YOU'RE STILL
THINKING ABOUT THE MONEY.
285
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,886
IT'S THAT CHINK IN YOU.
286
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,458
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
287
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,695
DON'T FUCK THAT UP.
288
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,330
IT'S COLLATERAL.
UNDERSTAND?
289
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,571
HEY, YOU HUNGRY?
290
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,876
HAS THAT BEEN THERE
ALL DAY?
291
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,911
YEP.
292
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,583
SHOULDN'T YOU OPEN IT UP?
293
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,118
OKAY.
294
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,824
COME ON.
295
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:58,911
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
296
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,813
YOU OKAY?
297
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:04,116
IF YOU SCREAM BEFORE YOU DO
STUFF, IT SEEMS LESS SCARY.
298
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,752
[ CHUCKLES ]
299
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,476
[ GIRL GRUNTING ]
300
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,917
COME ON.
STOP IT!
301
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,018
COME ON!
302
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:12,885
OW!
AWW!
303
00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,456
UGH!
304
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,766
[ BELL JINGLES ]
305
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,236
[ BELL DINGS ]
306
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,939
[ BELL DINGS ]
307
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,608
[ BELL DINGS ]
308
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,655
[ WHISTLING ]
309
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,551
ERNIE,
WHERE WE GOING?
310
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,025
Katie: MOMMY?
311
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,594
Ahma: HMM?
312
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,663
HOW COME PEOPLE
STAY AT OUR HOUSE?
313
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,565
'CAUSE THEY CAN'T GO HOME.
314
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,802
HOW COME
THEY CAN'T GO HOME?
315
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,770
'CAUSE THEY POOR.
316
00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,607
IS THAT
WHY THEY'RE SO ANGRY?
317
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,910
THEY'RE NOT ANGRY.
THEY'RE JUST POOR.
318
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,815
OH.
319
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:53,119
HOW COME PEOPLE STAY
AT OUR HOUSE FOR THREE HOURS?
320
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:55,922
'CAUSE PEOPLE
LIKE TO TAKE NAP.
321
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,858
SOMETIMES WE TAKE NAP
IN AFTERNOON.
322
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,763
OH.
323
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,799
HOW COME THEY'RE SO LOUD
WHEN THEY TAKE A NAP?
324
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,644
Gung Gung: HMM?
325
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,046
DID MA ASK YOU IF WE WERE GOING
TO THE AWARD DINNER?
326
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,015
REWARD DINNER?
327
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,684
UM, YEAH.
328
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,318
I WON A CONTEST
WITH A STORY.
329
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:29,656
OHH, YOU WON CONTEST.
330
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,704
BUT WE HAVE A TV.
331
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,861
WHERE IS MY TV?
332
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:12,331
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
AND TAKE MY TV.
333
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,742
HMM!
334
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:37,724
FOUR-IN-ONE SCREWDRIVER.
335
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,236
WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
336
00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:56,709
I COULD SIT HERE
AND STARE AT YOU ALL DAY.
337
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:04,083
MAMA SAID SHE'S GONNA BUY ME
A CALCULATOR.
338
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,184
WOW.
339
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,286
YOU SHUT UP!
340
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,992
ARE WE GONNA DO IT, OR WHAT?
341
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,234
YOU KNOW WHAT?
342
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,470
I THINK YOU DESERVE
A NICE NIGHT OUT.
343
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,005
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
344
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,974
I WAS THINKING IF WE WENT
TO THE AWARD DINNER,
345
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:30,076
THEY'D PROBABLY GIVE US
A NICE, FREE DINNER.
346
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,978
TALKING ABOUT
STUPID CONTEST?
347
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:35,314
I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE FOR US TO
GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN TIME.
348
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:38,250
WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR DANCING AND FANCY THINGS.
349
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,519
I DIDN'T SAY
WE'D GO DANCING.
350
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,822
HEY, HOW ABOUT
I MAKE YOU DEAL?
351
00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,924
YOU SHOW ME STORY,
THEN I DECIDE.
352
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,826
NO.
353
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,460
IF I LIKE STORY,
THEN WE CAN GO.
354
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,830
HOW ABOUT THAT?
NO. FORGET IT.
355
00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,064
WHY? OTHER PEOPLE
LIKE YOUR STORY.
356
00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,132
I SHOULD LIKE IT,
TOO, RIGHT?
357
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,533
JUST DROP IT.
358
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,769
I WANT TO READ IT, TOO.
359
00:28:56,803 --> 00:29:00,139
IT'S NOT SO HARD --
LIFE.
360
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,841
IT'S NOT SO BAD FOR YOU.
361
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:02,875
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
362
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:03,910
LIFE NOT FAIR.
363
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:04,944
YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
364
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,045
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
365
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,980
ONE DAY YOU CAN DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
366
00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,148
BUT NOT TODAY, OKAY?
367
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,249
EAT.
368
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,290
Roy: COME HERE.
369
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,859
Ernest: WHAT?
370
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,827
DON'T QUESTION ME, PERVERT.
371
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,462
I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
372
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:58,865
UGH!
373
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,166
CUT THE SHIT.
374
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:03,035
AFTER YOU, ROY.
YOU'RE SUCH AN A-HOLE.
375
00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,838
COME ON, PERVERT.
I DON'T GOT ALL NIGHT.
376
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,011
YOU'RE A QUEER,
AREN'T YOU?
377
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,012
NO.
378
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,180
ARE YOU SURE?
379
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,548
MY DAD SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE
YOU'D GROW UP TO BE QUEER.
380
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,417
ROY, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
381
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,551
SHUT UP, STUPID.
382
00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,353
WE LIVE HERE
BECAUSE IT'S TEMPORARY.
383
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,388
GOT THAT?
384
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:25,291
BUT YOU --
YOU'RE HERE FOR GOOD.
385
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,592
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
386
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,895
YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HIM CRY.
387
00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,229
GOOD!
IT'S GOOD FOR HIM.
388
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:31,430
SHUT UP.
389
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,032
WHAT?!
WHAT'D YOU SAY?!
390
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:35,267
SAY THAT AGAIN.
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
391
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,003
NOTHING.
I GOT TO GO.
392
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,471
[ Chuckling ]
WHOA, NOT SO FAST.
393
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,107
NOW, I'LL LET YOU GO
TO YOUR MOMMY,
394
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,309
BUT FIRST YOU GOT
TO DO SOMETHING.
395
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,978
YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT QUEER.
YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT.
396
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,313
EITHER YOU KISS
MY SISTER...
397
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,514
ROY!
398
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,582
...OR YOU FIGHT ME.
399
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,118
NOW, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
400
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,920
I DON'T WANT TO.
401
00:30:55,654 --> 00:31:00,026
IF YOU DON'T MAKE UP
YOUR MIND, I WILL.
402
00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:01,527
WH-O-O-O-OA!
403
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,363
WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
404
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,065
[ BELL DINGS ]
405
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,138
[ BELL DINGS ]
406
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:15,641
GOOD EVENING.
407
00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,676
FOUND THIS ONE WANDERING
AROUND BY HERSELF.
408
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,478
I FIGURED
SHE BELONGED TO YOU.
409
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,914
I HOPE SHE DOES.
410
00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,282
$5 FOR THE RIDE, MA'AM.
411
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,883
SLAP FIVE.
412
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,259
I HAVE A GUEST WAITING.
413
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,563
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
414
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,406
TONGUE HER.
PUT YOUR TONGUE IN HER.
415
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,975
SHUT UP, ROY.
416
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,109
SHUT UP, ROY.
417
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,511
IS THIS OKAY?
418
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,113
YEAH, SURE.
419
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,151
Roy:
[ Chuckling ] YEAH.
420
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,392
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
421
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,593
NOTHING.
422
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,594
JUST KISSING, OKAY?
423
00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:11,097
OKAY.
424
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,404
YOUR DICK IS HARD.
425
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,172
THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME.
426
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,240
REALLY?
427
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,375
YEAH. YOU LOVE ME.
428
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:36,122
[ ROY LAUGHS ]
429
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,098
Ahma:
YOU MAKE ME VERY SAD!
430
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:52,638
[ BELL JINGLES ]
431
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,507
HEY, COME ON.
432
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,523
THERE YOU GO.
PLAY BALL?
433
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:12,791
NO.
434
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,693
THE WAY YOU FLINGED
THAT CHICKEN LAST NIGHT,
435
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,095
I WAS SURE
YOU HAD A GOOD ARM.
436
00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,296
REALLY?
YEAH.
437
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,165
COME ON.
LET'S GO ACROSS THE LOT.
438
00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,072
I USED TO BE
A PRETTY GOOD PLAYER.
439
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,207
I COULD HAVE PLAYED
COLLEGE BALL
440
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,109
IF I'D STUCK WITH IT,
YOU KNOW?
441
00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:33,479
WELL, I WANT TO PLAY HOCKEY,
BUT MOM SAID I'D GET HURT.
442
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,247
ISN'T THAT THE POINT
OF HOCKEY?
443
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:38,184
I ONLY HAVE ONE MITT, SO WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO TRADE OFF.
444
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:41,019
ALL RIGHT.
THE OLD FIREBALL.
445
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:45,124
WHAT WAS THAT, MAN?
GIVE ME SOME PEPPER.
446
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:47,193
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOU.
447
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,061
HURT ME?
YOU CAN'T HURT ME.
448
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,130
I'M INVINCIBLE.
UGH!
449
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:54,733
GOOD STOP. THAT'S THE WAY
TO GET IN FRONT OF IT.
450
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,568
DOESN'T YOUR DAD PLAY
WITH YOU?
451
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:03,809
HE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE.
452
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,245
OH, THAT'S WHY YOU THROW
LIKE A GIRL.
453
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,413
IS HE DEAD OR JUST GONE?
454
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:10,482
JUST GONE, I THINK.
455
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,656
ALL RIGHT, PLAY'S AT THIRD.
COME ON, HUSTLE, BABY.
456
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:20,592
OH, COME ON.
RUNNER AT THIRD.
457
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,562
HUSTLE, BABY!
COME ON! COME ON!
458
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:24,730
HEADS UP!
BALL, BOY!
459
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,866
RUNNER AT HOME.
COME ON, LET'S GO!
460
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,336
STEALING BASE.
461
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,638
[ GRUNTS ] I DON'T THINK
I WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.
462
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,340
WILD POP.
463
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,507
[ BALL BOUNCING ]
464
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,808
I'M DONE, OKAY?
465
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,177
COME ON. WHY?
466
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,179
[ Panting ] WELL, I'M TIRED,
467
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,880
AND I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANYMORE,
468
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,416
AND I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
469
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,518
OKAY.
470
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,291
GOOD GAME.
471
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,293
JUST GOT TO WORK
ON THAT OVERHAND.
472
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:55,427
I'M DONE.
473
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:27,526
Grace: Hi, this is Grace.
Leave me a message.
474
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,396
If you're calling for Sam Kim,
do not leave messages here.
475
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,264
He will not get them.
476
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:44,410
Psst!
HEY, ERNIE, WAKE UP.
477
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,712
OPEN THE WINDOW.
478
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,280
WHAT TIME IS IT?
479
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:49,815
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T HAVE A WATCH.
480
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,750
COME ON. OPEN UP.
481
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:54,320
[ SIGHS ]
482
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,859
Shh! Shh!
483
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,794
HERE.
484
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,463
IT'S NOT POPEYES,
485
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,199
BUT IT'S PRETTY GOOD
FOR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
486
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,301
I DIDN'T KNOW
IF YOU LIKE CRISPY OR NOT.
487
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,206
AREN'T YOU GONNA EAT?
488
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,718
AM I DREAMING?
489
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,587
[ CHUCKLES ]
490
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:36,194
[ AHMA SPEAKING
NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
491
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,271
HEY.
WHAT IS THIS?
492
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,474
OH, THAT.
FOUND IT...CLEANING.
493
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,841
IT'S REAL?
494
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,344
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
495
00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,415
[ SPEAKING
NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
496
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:59,351
PEOPLE SO STUPID
TO FORGET NICE THINGS.
497
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,853
WE GIVE TO GUNG GUNG.
HE NEEDS NEW WATCH.
498
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,389
[ SPEAKS NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
499
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,433
NO CREDIT FOR ROOM 15.
HE STAY ONE MORE DAY NOW?
500
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:17,369
OH. OH, ROOM 15.
501
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,637
HE PAID IN CASH.
502
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:19,638
YOU SAY CREDIT.
503
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,507
NO, CASH.
504
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,609
YEAH?
505
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,243
WE CAN COUNT AFTER DINNER.
506
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,394
ARE YOU STEALING?
507
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:16,728
Ahma:
IS THAT A CUSTOMER?
508
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,497
NO, MOMMY.
IT'S ERNEST.
509
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:19,731
WHAT'S GOING ON?
510
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,600
SHUT UP.
I WASN'T STEALING.
511
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:22,768
I SAW YOU.
512
00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,936
DON'T SAY ANYTHING OR...
513
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:27,939
...THIS IS YOU.
514
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,409
GOT IT?
I'M SERIOUS.
515
00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,611
WHAT'S THIS?
MOMMY'S TIRED.
516
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,913
NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST PLAYING.
517
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,682
ERNEST BROKE A PENCIL.
518
00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:37,783
ERNEST.
519
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:38,984
SORRY.
520
00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,752
AND STOLE MONEY.
WHAT?
521
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,020
SHE'S LYING!
522
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,755
YEAH?
YEAH.
523
00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,791
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE
THE MONEY FROM ROOM 15
524
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:46,792
WAS STILL THERE.
525
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,993
ROOM 15?
526
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:49,428
WELL, YOU SAID
I SHOULD COUNT IT.
527
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,362
I SAY I WILL COUNT IT.
528
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:52,664
OH. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
I WOULD COUNT IT.
529
00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:53,932
I COUNT.
530
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:56,535
OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID --
531
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:57,869
WELL, IT'S THERE.
YOU CAN COUNT IT.
532
00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,650
Sam:
IS THAT A PICTURE OF ME?
533
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,485
NO.
534
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,020
IT LOOKS
AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ME.
535
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,955
IT'S NOT YOU.
536
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,690
I THINK IT'S ME.
537
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,826
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO TALK TO YOU.
538
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,395
THAT'S OKAY.
539
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,531
WHETHER YOU MEANT IT OR NOT,
540
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,566
IT DEFINITELY LOOKS
AN AWFUL LOT LIKE ME.
541
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,967
IT'S NOT YOU!
542
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,604
OKAY, OKAY.
DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE.
543
00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:34,606
YOU'RE STUPID.
544
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,576
I KNOW.
545
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:38,777
STOP!
546
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:39,711
WHAT?
547
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:41,947
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH YOU, EITHER.
548
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,949
COME ON.
NO.
549
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,784
PLEASE?
NO.
550
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:46,718
PRETTY PLEASE?
551
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:47,753
NO!
552
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,863
MY MOM SAYS
SHE THINKS YOU'RE GOOFY.
553
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,165
SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU
ALWAYS HANG AROUND OUTSIDE.
554
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:02,100
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT GOOFY.
555
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,470
IT'S A COMPLIMENT.
MY WHOLE FAMILY'S GOOFY.
556
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:05,504
OH.
557
00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:07,172
GET OFF THE DUMPSTER.
558
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,512
HEY, I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE I COULD ASK MY DAD
559
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,146
IF HE WOULD DRIVE US
TO YOUR AWARD THING.
560
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,982
DON'T DO THAT.
561
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,784
DIDN'T YOU SAY
YOU NEEDED A RIDE?
562
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:21,019
THERE'S NO DINNER.
563
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,722
I THINK YOU'RE LYING.
ARE YOU LYING?
564
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,491
NO.
565
00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:27,759
I CAN TELL, YOU KNOW.
I HAVE E.S.P.
566
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,004
SEE? YOU ARE LYING.
567
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,572
I AM NOT.
568
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,107
YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME
TO GO TO THE DINNER.
569
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,241
THAT'S SO CRAPPY, ERNEST.
570
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,242
THERE IS NO DINNER.
571
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,011
FINE. WHATEVER.
YOU WATCH.
572
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,079
I'M JUST GONNA WRITE
MY OWN STORY ABOUT YOU
573
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,515
AND WIN MY OWN DAMN AWARD.
574
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,683
AND I'M NOT GONNA INVITE YOU
TO MY DINNER.
575
00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:53,485
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA TELL YOU
ABOUT IT.
576
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,057
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
577
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,727
I KNEW YOU WERE LYING.
578
00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:09,000
[ BELL DINGS ]
579
00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:11,202
HEY, I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
580
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,138
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW TO DRIVE.
581
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,706
I DON'T KNOW.
582
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:16,542
COME ON. WE'LL JUST CIRCLE
THE PARKING LOT.
583
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,843
IT'LL BE TOTALLY SAFE.
TRUST ME.
584
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:18,877
I DON'T THINK THIS IS --
585
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,278
Shh!
586
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,748
LISTEN TO ME.
I'LL TELL YOU THIS ONCE.
587
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,215
THERE COMES A TIME
IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE
588
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,917
WHEN HE HAS
TO MAKE A DECISION.
589
00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:28,720
IF HE HAS ANY CAJONES, HE'LL
THINK ABOUT HIMSELF FIRST.
590
00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:31,189
Sam:
THIS IS GREAT.
591
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,258
YOU'RE DOING
A GREAT JOB, MAN.
592
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,492
SHIT.
593
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,933
HEY, YOU LIKE GIRLS?
594
00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,535
SURE.
595
00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:46,538
THAT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, AT LEAST.
596
00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:47,973
I LIKE GIRLS.
597
00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:51,009
YEAH? ME TOO.
598
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,077
GOT A GIRLFRIEND?
599
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,111
KIND OF.
600
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:54,713
WHAT'S SHE LIKE?
601
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:55,814
WELL, SHE'S OLDER.
602
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,082
YEAH?
603
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,951
SHE'S REALLY FUN.
YOU'D LIKE HER.
604
00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:02,821
WELL, SHE DRINKS AND SMOKES
JUST LIKE YOU.
605
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,723
OH? SOUNDS PERFECT.
606
00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,191
AND SHE'S REAL PRETTY.
607
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,726
YEAH? HOW SO?
608
00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:11,630
WELL, UM...
NICE EYES, LONG HAIR.
609
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,331
WHAT ABOUT TITS AND ASS?
610
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,666
KIND OF.
611
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:18,637
YEAH? NICE.
612
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,238
LET ME TELL YOU
A SECRET ABOUT WOMEN.
613
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,240
SEE, NO MATTER
HOW COY THEY GET,
614
00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:25,176
YOU PUT THEM IN FRONT OF SOME
HIGH-QUALITY AMATEUR PORN,
615
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,912
AND THEY ALL GET WET.
616
00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,880
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
IT'S, LIKE, SCIENTIFIC.
617
00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:33,151
NEVER THINK PORN IS BAD.
PORN IS GOOD.
618
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,653
GOT IT?
619
00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,588
UM, OKAY.
620
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,695
THIS IS ENOUGH
PUSSYFOOTING, MAN.
621
00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:45,664
I'M TIRED OF DRIVING
AROUND IN CIRCLES.
622
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,666
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING, ERNIE?
623
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:48,667
[ ENGINE REVS ]
624
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,835
PUNCH IT, BABY!
625
00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:52,838
WHOO!
626
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,019
YOU FEEL COOL?
627
00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:09,087
I'M OKAY.
628
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,188
YOU LOOK COOL, MAN.
629
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,357
YOU LOOK LIKE
ONE BAD-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
630
00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:14,793
THANKS, MOTHERFUCKER.
631
00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,165
HERE.
TAKE THIS LEFT.
632
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,000
COME ON.
HAND OVER HAND.
633
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,803
HAND OVER HAND.
634
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:25,937
NICE.
635
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,679
ARE WE LOST?
636
00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:35,213
NO. NO WAY, MAN.
637
00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,748
WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT LOST.
638
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,084
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE WE'RE GOING.
639
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,022
OKAY.
640
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,991
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS GOOD.
641
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,926
NOW PRESS "SEND."
642
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,729
WHEN SHE PICKS UP,
PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE SOME KID
643
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,397
WHO'S SPENDING THE NIGHT
OVER AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE
644
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:53,398
AND YOU'RE
FREAKED OUT, OKAY?
645
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,834
I DON'T KNOW.
646
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:59,070
ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT.
LET'S PLAY IT BY EAR.
647
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:02,073
PRESS "SEND."
648
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:04,142
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
649
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,347
Grace:
Hi, this is Grace.
650
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,050
IT'S THE MACHINE!
651
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,318
JUST HANG UP.
652
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:14,385
HOW DO I HANG UP?
653
00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:15,721
PRESS THE "END" BUTTON.
654
00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:17,388
NO, NOT THAT BUTTON!
655
00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:21,059
AAH, FUCK! FUCK!
656
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:22,193
ARE YOU OKAY?
657
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:25,230
FUCK, ERNIE!
DAMN IT!
658
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,432
GOD, GET IN THIS FUCKING
CENTURY, MAN!
659
00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,234
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO USE A CELLPHONE?
660
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:32,370
SHIT!
661
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,740
ALL RIGHT.
RELAX.
662
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:21,379
HELP ME WITH THIS.
663
00:46:32,958 --> 00:46:34,826
WHY THE FUCK
WOULD SHE MOVE THIS?
664
00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,161
IT WAS FINE WHERE IT WAS.
665
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,128
GRAB THAT END.
666
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,981
HEY, WATCH THIS.
667
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,356
[ SCOFFS ]
668
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,523
WATCH THIS.
669
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:16,928
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
670
00:48:16,962 --> 00:48:17,996
NICE.
671
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,330
[ LAUGHS ]
672
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:25,303
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT BAD.
673
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,338
THANKS.
674
00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:29,374
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, KID.
675
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:35,947
WATCH OUT.
676
00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:41,252
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
677
00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:42,653
SURE.
678
00:48:42,687 --> 00:48:45,023
I HATE WORKING AT THE MOTEL.
679
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:46,457
I COULD IMAGINE.
680
00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:49,160
YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES
LIKE ME ALL THE TIME, HUH?
681
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,196
I HATE MY FAMILY.
682
00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:53,398
THAT'S LIFE, KID.
683
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:57,468
THE FIRST NOBLE TRUTH
IN BUDDHISM IS THAT LIFE SUCKS.
684
00:48:57,502 --> 00:49:00,138
JUST IMAGINE YOURSELF
ON THE ROAD TO ENLIGHTENMENT.
685
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:03,008
HEY, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
686
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,209
13.
687
00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:06,144
THAT SUCKS.
688
00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:08,479
WHEN I WAS 8,
I USED TO PRAY TO GOD
689
00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:10,715
THAT HE WOULD END MY LIFE
WHEN I TURNED 12.
690
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:13,484
JUST TAKE ME OUT
QUICK AND PAINLESSLY.
691
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:16,387
WHEN I WAS 12, I USED TO SIT IN
MY ROOM WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
692
00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,623
AND JUST WAIT FOR HIM
JUST TO ZOOM!
693
00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:21,759
YEP. 8 IS GREAT.
694
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:25,596
DIE AT 12 --
YOU LIVED A FULL LIFE.
695
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,765
ANYTHING AFTER THAT'S
JUST AN INSULT.
696
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:31,669
MY MOM
FORGOT MY 12th BIRTHDAY.
697
00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:42,147
[ CHUCKLES ]
698
00:49:45,283 --> 00:49:46,584
[ LAUGHS ]
699
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,288
FUCK.
700
00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:55,193
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!
701
00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:56,627
I DIDN'T ASK
FOR ANY OF THIS!
702
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:59,630
I WANT TO BE HAPPY...
703
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,999
HAPPY RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
704
00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:10,575
I HATE DOING HOMEWORK,
GOING TO SCHOOL,
705
00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:12,110
AND OTHER KIDS!
706
00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:13,811
I WANT TO BE HAPPY
RIGHT NOW!
707
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,080
HEAR ME!
708
00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:16,314
YEAH, YOU HEAR US?!
709
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,049
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
710
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,350
YEAH, I WANT
TO BE HAPPY, TOO!
711
00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:20,485
RIGHT NOW!
712
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,686
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
713
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,720
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
714
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:24,622
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
715
00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:25,656
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
716
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:26,757
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
717
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,259
I WANT TO BE HAPPY!
718
00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:29,594
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
719
00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:31,596
RIGHT NOW!
720
00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,307
ALL RIGHT, ERNIE.
END OF THE LINE.
721
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:44,575
TOMORROW WE'LL GET YOU LAID,
ALL RIGHT?
722
00:50:44,609 --> 00:50:45,743
HEY, WAIT.
723
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,582
WELL, I HAD FUN --
724
00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:54,485
NOT FUN, BUT, YOU KNOW.
725
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:56,354
I KNOW.
726
00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,753
[ SIGHS ]
727
00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,159
HEY, THAT'S MY SHIT.
728
00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:35,760
IT'S COOL.
NO, IT'S NOT.
729
00:51:35,793 --> 00:51:39,130
LOOK, I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SMOKE.
730
00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:41,166
ERNEST, DON'T BE
SUCH A 'TARD.
731
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:43,534
STICK TO EGG ROLLS.
732
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,708
HEY!
733
00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:52,477
YOU GUYS CAN'T SKATE HERE.
734
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,679
OR WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA PULL
SOME JACKIE CHAN SHIT ON US?
735
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,247
SERIOUSLY.
736
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,449
LOOK, IF I BREAK MY HIP,
I PROMISE I WON'T SUE YOU.
737
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,753
ISN'T YOUR NAME TOBY?
738
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:05,323
YEAH, HOW'D YOU KNOW?
739
00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:06,857
WE'RE IN
URBAN SOC TOGETHER.
740
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:09,727
OH, YEAH.
HEY.
741
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,397
HEY, TOBY,
WHO'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
742
00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:13,664
UH...
743
00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:15,533
CHRISTINE.
744
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,801
YEAH, CHRISTINE.
745
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:17,668
HEY, CHRISTINE,
746
00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:19,804
WANT TO HOOK US UP
WITH SOME CHOP SUEY?
747
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,739
WE DON'T HAVE CHOP SUEY.
748
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:23,574
OR WHATEVER.
SOME DUMPLINGS.
749
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:26,577
UM...I DON'T KNOW.
750
00:52:26,611 --> 00:52:29,280
MAYBE.
751
00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,916
HEY, GUYS,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
752
00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:33,351
DUDE, WE'RE GONNA GET
FREE FOOD.
753
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,752
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE, MAN.
754
00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:50,735
IT'D BE WRONG FOR ME NOT TO KICK
YOUR ASS BEFORE WE LEFT --
755
00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:51,869
A GOODBYE GIFT.
756
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,471
ROY.
SHUT UP.
757
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,473
WHY DON'T YOU
TURN AROUND, CHICKEN?
758
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,542
I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS
FOR BEING CHICKEN,
759
00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:58,743
YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHIT.
760
00:52:58,776 --> 00:52:59,577
CUT IT OUT, ROY!
761
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:00,878
SHUT UP.
762
00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,380
COME ON, YOU CHICKEN.
763
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:05,283
WHY DON'T
YOU TURN AROUND, CHINK?
764
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:07,718
OH, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO, CHINK?
765
00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:09,287
IS THAT IT, CHINK?
766
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,722
AW, CHINKY BABY
DOESN'T LIKE THAT.
767
00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:15,793
POOR CHINKY BOY.
KEEP WALKING, YOU CHICKEN CHINK.
768
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:19,997
COME ON, YOU POOR CHINKY BOY.
KEEP WALKING.
769
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,233
YOU'RE POOR AND STUPID.
770
00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:23,634
YOU'RE POOR, STUPID,
771
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,404
AND YOUR FATHER'S A DRUNK,
AND HE BEATS YOUR MOTHER.
772
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:27,738
YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP
TO BE A DRUNK,
773
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:30,408
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
POOR AND STUPID FOREVER.
774
00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:32,377
AND YOU'RE GAY!
775
00:53:43,354 --> 00:53:45,390
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
776
00:53:45,423 --> 00:53:47,492
[ SNIFFLES ]
777
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,838
[ SNIFFLES ]
778
00:54:09,714 --> 00:54:12,617
Sam: YEAH, I'LL BE BACK
TO NORMAL IN NO TIME, MAN.
779
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:16,621
YES.
YES, MA'AM. ALL RIGHT.
780
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,324
JUST E-MAIL ME THOSE REPORTS,
AND I'LL GET THEM BACK TO YOU.
781
00:54:19,357 --> 00:54:21,526
OKAY! SHIT.
ALL RIGHT.
782
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:23,894
THANK YOU. BYE.
783
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:26,397
FUCK.
784
00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,966
UGH! SHIT.
THAT WAS ROUGH.
785
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:31,969
DAMN! LOOK AT ME.
786
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,572
SCOTCH AND CHINESE FOOD.
787
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,807
I DON'T KNOW
HOW I KEEP FROM PASSING OUT.
788
00:54:36,841 --> 00:54:38,843
HOW'S SCHOOL, DUDE?
789
00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,712
SCHOOL'S REALLY GOOD.
I GOT BEAT UP, THOUGH.
790
00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:43,381
THAT SUCKS.
791
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,616
NO, IT'S GREAT.
792
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,618
OKAY.
793
00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:48,919
YOU HUNGRY?
794
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,856
DID YOU GET MY STORY?
795
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,358
GOOD THING
I GOT THE LO MEIN.
796
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:56,394
I'M HUNGRY AS HELL
FOR SOME GOOD CHINESE FOOD.
797
00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,964
SHE'S CUTE, MAN.
YOU GOT GOOD TASTE.
798
00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:03,734
REAL CUTE.
799
00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,870
WHAT IS SHE --
LIKE, 15, 16?
800
00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:09,507
NICE ASS.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
801
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,642
DON'T THINK
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT.
802
00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:13,611
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
SHE WAS CHINESE.
803
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,980
DUDE, I WOULD HAVE WARNED YOU
TO STAY AWAY FROM HER.
804
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:17,515
SHE'S NOT GONNA GO FOR YOU.
805
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:19,450
YOU'RE CHINESE, MAN.
806
00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,118
SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOME GUY
TO COME IN
807
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,119
AND SAVE HER FROM ALL THAT.
808
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,489
ALL YOU DO
IS REMIND HER OF IT.
809
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,460
ALL RIGHT.
810
00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:30,795
YOU WANT TO GET WITH HER?
811
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:33,698
HERE'S MY ADVICE.
812
00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:36,100
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING --
LIKE, REALLY DO SOMETHING.
813
00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,902
NO MORE STORIES AND SHIT.
814
00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:39,604
YOU COULD WRITE
200 STORIES ABOUT HER.
815
00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:42,039
SHE'S NOT GONNA FALL
IN LOVE WITH YOU, UNDERSTAND?
816
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,574
ALL RIGHT?
817
00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:45,476
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
HOW TO GET WITH HER.
818
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:47,978
FOOLPROOF PLAN.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
819
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,447
SAM IS HERE FOR YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
820
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,483
YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID...
TONIGHT.
821
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:59,624
HOW COME ROOM 15 DIDN'T PAY?
3 DAYS NOW?
822
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,125
OH, ROOM 15.
823
00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:02,760
DON'T WORRY.
SAM WILL PAY.
824
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:05,095
WHO'S SAM?
YOU KNOW EVERYBODY BY NAME NOW?
825
00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,497
SAM WILL PAY? WHEN?
826
00:56:06,531 --> 00:56:08,633
MAIL US CHECK?
SEND US GIFT?
827
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,601
DON'T WORRY.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
MM-HMM.
828
00:56:10,635 --> 00:56:13,103
I CAN PAY FOR HIS RENT.
THAT'S HIS WATCH.
829
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:14,572
THAT FAKE.
830
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:15,873
IT'S NOT FAKE.
IT'S REAL.
831
00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:16,907
IT'S FAKE.
832
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:18,042
YOU SAID IT WAS REAL.
833
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,645
FAKE FROM CHINA.
834
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:21,712
EAT.
835
00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:22,547
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
836
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,517
WHY?
BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER.
837
00:56:34,124 --> 00:56:35,460
STUPID STORY.
838
00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:37,728
YOU READ THAT?
I DID NOT READ.
839
00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,129
I DO NOT NEED TO READ
TO KNOW IT'S STUPID.
840
00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:40,765
YOU'RE STUPID.
841
00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,066
HUH? WHAT YOU SAY?
842
00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:43,668
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
843
00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,936
I UNDERSTAND
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE.
844
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,171
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
845
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:48,773
I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND.
846
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:49,774
WELL, I HATE YOU!
847
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,141
YOU HATE ME?
YOU HATE ME?!
848
00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:53,210
YES, I HATE YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
849
00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:56,146
YOU HATE ME,
I HATE YOU, TOO, OKAY?
I DON'T CARE.
850
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:58,949
YOU'RE A MEAN, UGLY, OLD LADY,
AND YOU MAKE EVERYBODY GO AWAY.
851
00:57:18,503 --> 00:57:19,670
[ HORN HONKS ]
852
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:21,606
GET LOST, PERVERT.
853
00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:24,074
CHRIS.
OH, MY GOD!
854
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:26,076
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
IS THAT YOUR MOM'S CAR?
855
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,478
COME ON. GET IN.
856
00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:29,647
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOUR MOM'S GONNA KILL YOU.
857
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,882
WELL, SOMETIMES YOU GOT
TO MAKE A DECISION.
858
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:34,218
AND IF YOU HAVE
ANY, UH, CANNOLIS,
859
00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:36,487
YOU THINK
ABOUT YOURSELF FIRST.
860
00:57:36,521 --> 00:57:37,822
AND I'M ONLY GONNA SAY
THAT ONCE.
861
00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:39,824
CAN YOU EVEN REACH THE PEDALS?
862
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:40,858
ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT?
863
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,192
I-I DON'T KNOW.
864
00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:43,994
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I'M COMING.
865
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:52,970
WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET
IN HUGE TROUBLE.
866
00:57:53,003 --> 00:57:55,139
[ LAUGHS ]
867
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,645
[ LAUGHS ]
868
00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:07,818
WHOOOOO!
869
00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:09,153
WHOO!
870
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,657
AWESOME! WHOOOOO!
871
00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:14,525
[ LAUGHS ]
872
00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,669
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
873
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:50,260
ERNEST, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING?
874
00:58:50,294 --> 00:58:52,663
OF COURSE. WE'RE GOING
TO THE AWARD DINNER.
875
00:58:52,697 --> 00:58:54,131
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
876
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,569
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING,
877
00:58:58,603 --> 00:58:59,937
YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP DRIVING.
878
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,939
WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF GAS?
879
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,641
WE'LL GET GAS.
880
00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:05,075
THE TANK'S ALMOST EMPTY.
PULL OVER.
881
00:59:05,109 --> 00:59:06,276
LET ME LOOK AT A MAP.
882
00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,212
I'M NOT GONNA PULL OVER.
883
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:11,148
WHAT'D THAT SIGN SAY AGAIN?
884
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,316
WE'RE NOT LOST!
885
00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:14,251
JESUS!
ERNEST, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
886
00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:16,754
I WANT TO GO HOME NOW.
THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
887
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:30,601
WHAT?
888
00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:33,704
I WANT TO KISS YOU.
889
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:36,607
ERNEST, STOP.
YOU'RE GROSSING ME OUT.
890
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:39,944
I-I LIKE YOU.
891
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,846
DON'T BE STUPID.
892
00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,281
I LIKE YOU, TOO,
BUT NOT THAT WAY.
893
00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,851
YOU'RE LIKE
MY KID BROTHER OR SOMETHING.
894
00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,052
STOP IT.
895
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,021
I-I WANT TO FUCK YOU.
WHAT?!
896
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:53,624
I WANT TO TAKE MY HARD COCK
AND PUT IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
897
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:55,225
UGH!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
898
00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:58,262
I JUST WANTED
TO PROVE I'M A MAN.
899
00:59:58,295 --> 00:59:59,329
BUT YOU AREN'T, DORK.
900
00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:00,330
WELL, I'M TRYING.
901
01:00:00,364 --> 01:00:02,266
WELL, TRY ON SOMEONE ELSE.
902
01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:09,874
CHRIS...
903
01:00:14,378 --> 01:00:16,947
SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT US --
904
01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:19,784
I DON'T KNOW --
LIKE MARRIED AND STUFF.
905
01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,086
WHAT?!
906
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:26,023
I MEAN, NOT FOR REAL,
BUT, LIKE, IN THE FUTURE.
907
01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:28,225
LIKE, WE'RE MARRIED,
AND WE LIVE SOMEWHERE NICE.
908
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,094
OH, MY GOD.
I WOULD NEVER MARRY YOU.
909
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:32,162
ARE YOU CRAZY?
910
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:35,866
ERNEST, LET'S GO HOME.
911
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,802
GET OUT.
WHAT?
912
01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:38,936
GET OUT OF THE CAR.
913
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,738
NO.
GET OUT!
914
01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:42,707
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WANT ME TO GET KILLED?
915
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,141
I DON'T CARE.
I HATE YOU!
916
01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:46,376
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
917
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:48,979
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SPAZ?
YOU'RE BEING SUCH A CREEP!
918
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:52,182
[ HORN BLARING ]
919
01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:54,151
LEAVE!
GET OUT OF THE CAR!
920
01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,353
I'M NOT LEAVING.
YOU LEAVE!
921
01:00:56,386 --> 01:00:59,323
[ HORN HONKING ]
922
01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:05,830
UGH!
923
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:22,212
THINK THAT WAS SMART?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
924
01:01:22,246 --> 01:01:26,016
YOU'RE BEING SUCH AN IDIOT.
WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT?
925
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,317
WHAT THE HELL?!
926
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,819
UGH!
927
01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:30,821
THAT WAS REALLY SMART.
928
01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:35,359
SHIT!
929
01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,796
[ SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE ]
930
01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:51,261
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD COME BY
THE RESTAURANT ANYMORE.
931
01:04:11,281 --> 01:04:13,417
[ UP-TEMPO POP MUSIC PLAYS ]
932
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:16,553
* YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE *
933
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:19,623
* TAKE A STEP BEHIND
934
01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,959
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
935
01:04:25,129 --> 01:04:28,132
HEY, MAN. YOU DRIVE
LIKE A FUCKING CHINK.
936
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:41,011
Ernest:
YOU HAVE TO GO.
937
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,050
[ SCOFFS ]
938
01:04:57,962 --> 01:04:59,029
YOU GOT TO GO.
939
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:10,540
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
940
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:13,110
YOU ARE!
941
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:14,478
I'M SERIOUS.
942
01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:16,546
GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF.
943
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,115
YOU GOT TO GO.
944
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:19,916
MAKE ME.
945
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,654
COME ON.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
946
01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,556
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!
947
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,725
GET ANGRY!
948
01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:30,627
COME ON! GET MAD!
949
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,396
THIS IS PUSSY SHIT!
950
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:33,597
COME ON!
951
01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:35,065
GET PISSED!
952
01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:40,570
GOOD.
953
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:42,239
NOW HIT ME.
954
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,607
COME ON, BOY.
GIVE ME A GOOD WHACK!
955
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,176
HIT ME!!
956
01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:49,046
UGH. YEAH.
THAT'S IT.
957
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:51,081
COME ON.
DON'T STOP.
958
01:05:51,115 --> 01:05:52,649
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY
ARE YOU, HUH?!
959
01:05:52,682 --> 01:05:53,683
COME ON, YOU FUCK!
960
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:55,485
DO IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
961
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:56,586
HIT ME!
962
01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:59,723
COME ON!
DO IT, YOU LITTLE FREAK!
963
01:05:59,756 --> 01:06:01,125
AAH! AAH!
964
01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:05,962
[ LAUGHS ]
965
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,207
[ PANTS ]
966
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,613
[ SIGHS ]
967
01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:28,652
I FEEL LIKE
I'M 12 YEARS OLD AGAIN.
968
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,164
ALL RIGHT, GET UP.
969
01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,768
THE GAME IS OVER.
970
01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:46,503
I GET THE IDEA.
971
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,316
YOU GOT ME GOOD, THOUGH.
972
01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,419
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF I HAD SOME INTERNAL BLEEDING.
973
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,453
GET IN THERE, BUDDY.
974
01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:10,560
[ SIGHS ]
975
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:13,330
I THINK I NEED
SOME ICE OR SOMETHING.
976
01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:20,337
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
977
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:28,478
YOU'RE JUST SAYING
THAT NOW, ERNIE.
978
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:32,116
TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA BE BEST
FRIENDS AGAIN, YOU AND ME.
979
01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:33,783
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.
980
01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,586
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
981
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,155
YOU HAVE TO GO.
982
01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:49,399
YOU WANT ME TO GO?
983
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:52,136
YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS IF I GO?
984
01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:57,607
HEY, IF I GO,
I'M NOT COMING BACK, MAN.
985
01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,176
JUST LIKE YOUR DAD,
I'M GONE.
986
01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,710
YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT MY DAD.
987
01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,149
HEY, YOU NEED ME.
988
01:08:05,182 --> 01:08:07,217
I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
989
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,094
YOU GOT TO PAY.
990
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,469
OKAY.
991
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,739
I TRIED.
992
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,278
YOU CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.
993
01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,484
HERE.
994
01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:42,252
THE EXTRA'S A TIP.
995
01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:05,442
IT'S BEEN FUN.
996
01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:17,321
[ CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
997
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:47,003
* THESE I CALL DESPERATE TIMES
998
01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:51,107
* WHEN I'M DESPERATE
TO LOCK MY HEART IN A JAR *
999
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:55,379
* AND SAVE IT
FOR A BREAK OR TWO *
1000
01:11:55,412 --> 01:11:59,816
* THREE TIMES I BEGGED YOU
TO GUARD ME *
1001
01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:06,022
* AS IF IT IS YOUR DUTY
TO SAVE ME FROM THIS *
1002
01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:11,628
* IT'S ALL ON YOU, DARLING
1003
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:50,700
* I GET SO ANGRY
1004
01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:54,938
* I BREAK IN HALF
AND STAB YOU WITH PART OF ME *
1005
01:12:54,971 --> 01:13:01,010
* A JAGGED EDGE WOULD HURT
LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE *
1006
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:06,382
* AND I KNOW IT
BETTER THAN YOU, DARLING *
1007
01:14:26,262 --> 01:14:30,834
* THE SONGS JUST POUR OUT,
AND I HAVE LOTS TO SAY *
1008
01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:34,170
* BUT MY MOUTH
IS TOO DRY TO SPEAK *
1009
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:38,842
* WITHOUT A TEAR
WARMING MY BREATH *
1010
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:44,748
* IT COMES AS I BLEED OVER YOU
61001
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