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? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO WHOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO WHOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? BELL RINGS, I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO WHOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO WHOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO WHOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? BELL RINGS, I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

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UGH.

VIRGIL!

YOU SHRIEKED?

YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT LAST NIGHT.

IS THAT WHAT SMELLS?

I FIGURED YOU WERE TRYING A NEW RECIPE.

FOR THE LAST TIME, VIRGIL,

YOU HAVE TO HELP WITH THE CHORES!

I DO HELP WITH THE CHORES.

NO. YOU SAY YOU'LL HELP.

THEN YOU DISAPPEAR. POOF.

WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY POOF.

IT'S MORE LIKE...ZZUUM.

VIRGIL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE ALWAYS TIRED. YOU'RE OUT LATE AT NIGHT.

YOUNG MAN, I NEED A WORD WITH YOU.

FINALLY. MAYBE NOW THINGS AROUND HERE WILL CHANGE.

YOU TALK TO HIM, DADDY.

THIS OLD ELECTRIC RAZOR JUST DOESN'T HOLD A CHARGE ANYMORE.

COULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT?

MM-HMM.

WHAT?!

YOU WANT HIM TO FIX A RAZOR?!

HE CAN'T FIX BREAKFAST.

[RAZOR BUZZING]

WAIT. HOW DID YOU--

I, UH, JUST SCRAPED SOME GUNK OFF THE CHARGER CONTACTS. SEE?

THANKS, SON. HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY.

AND BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

OOH!

GOOD NEWS, CLASS.

I'M RETURNING LAST THURSDAY'S TESTS.

[STUDENTS GRUMBLING]

I TELL YOU, RICH, SHARON WAS NOT GONNA LET UP.

IF POPS HADN'T COME IN WITH THAT RAZOR...

SO? MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD

THAT HE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITY.

YEAH. HE SAVES ME FROM SHARON,

AND I SAVE HIM A FORTUNE IN APPLIANCE REPAIRS.

HERE YOU GO, MR. HAWKINS.

AND A SURPRISE FOR YOU, MR. FOLEY.

NOW, CLASS, OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO CHAPTER 22.

[GROANS] WHAT'S WRONG?

[WHISPERING] Shh. Later.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

I GOT A B-MINUS, OK?

NO WAY.

B-MINUS FOR BRAIN BOY?

WELL, LATELY THIS BRAIN HAS BEEN HAVING SOME SERIOUS MENTAL LAPSES.

SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY JUST TO REMEMBER MY NAME.

Frieda: RICHIE FOLEY!

AND VIRGIL HAWKINS!

DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU'D HELP US WITH THE RECYCLING CAMPAIGN?

YEAH, AND THEN NOT SHOW UP...AGAIN?

WELL, UH...

I GUESS WE, UH...

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU TWO?

YOU SAY YOU'LL HELP. THEN YOU DISAPPEAR. POOF.

HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY SISTER?

VIRGIL, WE'RE BEING SERIOUS.

IF OUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS SO LITTLE TO YOU,

THEN--UHH!

FRIEDA, DAISY, WE CAN EXPLAIN.

WE CAN?

WHAT I MEAN IS, WE'RE REAL SORRY.

WELL...

[EXPLOSION]

HEY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CLOSE.

[ALARM BLARING]

WHERE DID THEY--

OHH! NOT AGAIN.

[GASPS] LOOK!

IT'S STATIC AND GEAR!

AND AS USUAL,

VIRGIL AND RICHIE ARE MISSING OUT.

YOU DON'T THINK...

NAH.

Both: COULDN'T BE.

[BEEPING]

THANKS. I HAVE VERY DELICATE EARS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GRAB THE CASH, MON.

WHAT YOU DOIN' WITH ALL THAT FOOD?

[SNIFFS] I WAS HUNGRY. IS THAT A CRIME?

NO, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO IS. HA!

UHHHH!

UHH!

NEED A HAND?

[GRUNTING] THE HANDS... AREN'T THE PROBLEM.

WELL, HE'S DOING JOKES.

HE MUST NOT NEED MY HELP.

STAY BACK!

NO, SMART GUY. I'M GONNA RUN!

RIGHT. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

[GRUNTING]

UHH!

OHH.

I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU LIKE--

UHH! OHH!

[SCREAMING]

Gear: HERE, FERRETT, FERRETT, FERRETT.

Static: GEAR, GET OVER HERE!

WHAT ABOUT FERRETT?

NOW, BRO!

[PANTING]

WHOA. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM?

HIS FEET ARE SHRINKING.

YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

I DON'T GET IT, NEITHER.

IT'S LIKE KANGOR WAS TURNING...

NORMAL.

THAT'S CRAZY.

IT WAS LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE--

[SCREAMING]

GET UP, FERRETT.

I SAID--

STOP IT, EBON.

OPEN YOUR EYES!

HE'S--HE'S BECOMING HUMAN.

[GRUNTING]

JUST LIKE KANGOR.

EHH...

ME FEELIN' KINDA LIGHT ON MY FEET.

BETTER THAN BEFORE,

WHEN YOU WERE LIGHT IN YOUR HEAD.

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME.

WELL, DR. TODD, WE FIGURED IF ANYONE CAN EXPLAIN WHAT'S UP,

YOU'RE THE GUY.

THIS IS KANGOR. HE'S--

HUMAN AGAIN, YES. AND BEFORE LONG,

THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO ALL OF THE BANG BABIES.

DID YOU SAY "ALL"?

THAT'S RIGHT. INCLUDING YOU AND GEAR.

WITHIN A FEW DAYS, YOUR POWERS WILL BE GONE...

FOREVER.

Newscaster: DR. TODD, IS IT TRUE

YOU'VE BEEN SPRAYING THE CITY WITH THIS METAHUMAN ANTIDOTE

FOR SEVERAL WEEKS?

YES. THE GOVERNOR AUTHORIZED THE PROCEDURE

LATE LAST MONTH. SO FAR, THERE ARE 10 CASES

OF BANG BABIES REVERTING TO HUMAN FORM.

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO CHANGE?

DON'T THEY HAVE A CHOICE?

WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS,

THE BANG BABIES ARE A MENACE TO PUBLIC SAFETY.

TO PROTECT OUR CITIZENS,

WE HAD TO USE EXTREME MEASURES.

AND HOW AREYOU HANDLING THIS?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE DR. TODD'S RIGHT.

FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE AND ALL...

BUT...

POPS, I LIKE BEING STATIC.

EVEN WITH ALL THE BANG BABIES GONE,

I STILL THINK I'D BE NEEDED.

HOW DOES RICHIE FEEL?

WELL, HE COULD BE TAKIN' IT BETTER.

Richie: NO!

NO! NO!

HEY! CHILL, OK?

THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT. I'M NOT GONNA BE A GENIUS ANYMORE,

AND YOUR POWERS, THEY'RE GONNA--

I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN FEELING THEM SLIPPING AWAY ALL WEEK.

DIDN'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT.

WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO US?!

WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! IT'S NOT FAIR!

UHH! OW.

THEN AGAIN, IF WE'RE NOT FIGHTING BANG BABIES,

WE'LL HAVE TIME TO STUDY.

FRIEDA AND DAISY WON'T HATE US ANYMORE.

COULD BE OK.

DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT?

HOW LONG HAVE WE GOT?

I TRULY HAVE NO IDEA.

WHAT SAY WE JET OVER TO SEE IF THE DOCTOR'S IN?

ASSUMING WE CAN STAY IN THE AIR.

GOOD POINT. FLY LOW.

DONALD, I JUST HEARD FROM A CLINIC ON THE SOUTH SIDE.

2 MORE BANG BABIES CAME IN.

TOTALLY CURED. WONDERFUL.

AT THIS PACE-- AAH!

[GROANING]

[GASPS]

HEY, DOC. REMEMBER ME? HOTSTREAK?

THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO MEET SOME OF MY PALS.

THIS IS TALON, SHIV--

SKIP THE INTROS, STUPID.

THIS AIN'T A PARTY.

WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' STUPID?

SO... UHH!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THIS LOUSY CURE.

[GRUNTING]

YES, AND IT'S WORKING.

SO WHATEVER YOU DO TO ME WON'T CHANGE A THING.

TOUGH TALK. BUT ARE YOU SURE

YOU SPEAK FOR YOUR HOMEBOY OVER THERE?

JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU HAD TO HAVE SOME OF THE OLD BANG BABY GAS

TO MAKE A UP A CURE.

I WANT WHATEVER YOU GOT LEFT.

HA HA HA HA HA.

IN THE SAFE...

OVER THERE.

HOTSTREAK, OPEN IT.

OPEN IT YOURSELF.

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE MAN?

SAME THING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU AS KANGOR

UNLESS YOU DO LIKE I SAY.

MAKE ME.

[LOUD SHRIEKING]

YOU'RE BOTH ACTING LIKE JERKS.

NOW, LET'S--

[GRUNTING]

NO! NOT TALON!

HEY, LOOK. IT'S--

UHH!

STATIC! STATIC!

YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS?

NO. BUT IF WE GO DOWN FIGHTIN',

I'M GLAD IT'S AGAINST THESE GUYS.

OH, YEAH. THAT'S A REAL COMFORT.

BURN 'EM.

WITH PLEASURE.

WHAT'S THE DEAL?

[ALL GRUNTING]

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, SPARKY?

YOU RUNNIN' OUT OF JUICE?

HA! LOOK WHO'S TALKIN'.

I'VE SEEN BIRTHDAY CANDLES HOTTER THAN YOU.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

BY THE TIME I'M DONE...

YOU'RE NOT GONNA EVEN BE HALF THE SUPERHERO

YOU ONCE WERE.

HYAAH!

THEN HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO REMBER ME BY!

EWW! AAH

AAH!

GET UP, TALON. WE GOTTA--

NO! GET AWAY!

I WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN!

TOO BAD. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

[GRUNTING]

SEE? WE'RE ALL GOING BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE.

NOT ME!

HOTSTREAK!

ABOUT TIME.

AAH!

DOWN! UHH!

GRAB...THE GAS!

[GRUNTING]

UHH. YOU KNOW,

IF THE SUPERHERO THING DOESN'T WORK OUT,

YOU HAVE A REAL FUTURE IN PRO FOOTBALL.

YEAH, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

DR. TODD, HOW'S YOUR FRIEND?

HE'LL BE FINE.

LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S OK.

NOT EVERYBODY.

[GROANING]

Talon: IT'S LIKE WAKING FROM A NIGHTMARE,

AND I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK.

WE'RE GLAD FOR YOU, TALON.

PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT.

MY NAME'S TERESA.

Virgil: OK, TERESA...

BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.

WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT EBON PLANS TO DO WITH THAT TANK OF GAS.

WE FIGURE HE'S TRYING TO RESTORE HIS POWERS.

IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.

HE'S GONNA SET OFF ANOTHER BIG BANG.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

CAN'T MAINTAIN ALTITUDE.

MY MAGNETIC POWER KEEPS DROPPING OUT.

I KNOW! I CAN HARDLY CONTROL BACKPACK.

THE DATA COMES TOO FAST, AND BRAIN CAN'T KEEP UP!

AAH!

UHH! OHH! UHH!

AAH!

I'M NOT DOING TOO HOT ON THE SKATES, EITHER.

[EKG MACHINE BEEPING]

[GASPS]

IT'S NO USE.

I CAN'T DECIPHER BACKPACK'S INCOMING POLICE DATA.

THERE'S TOO MUCH.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOUCAN UNDERSTAND?

JUST THAT THERE SEEM TO BE SOME METAHUMANS

HEADING TOWARD THE DOCKS.

THE DOCKS-- WHERE THE FIRST BIG BANG HAPPENED.

[SHIP HORN BLOWS]

[GROANS]

I'M NOT WAITING HERE ALL NIGHT.

WHERE'S EBON?

IAM EBON, FOOL.

THAT CURE THEY'VE BEEN SPRAYING IS GETTING TO ME, TOO,

BUT THAT'S ALL GONNA CHANGE.

THIS HERE'S THE LAST CAN OF BANG BABY GAS,

AND Y'ALL CAN TAKE A BREATH OF IT,

LONG AS YOU AGREE THAT I'M IN CHARGE

OF THIS WHOLE CREW FROM NOW ON!

[GRUNTING]

NO!

NOBODY QUITS,

INCLUDING YOU.

[GRUNTING]

YOUR SCARED.

YOU WERE NOTHING BEFORE THE BIG BANG,

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE AGAIN--NOTHING.

I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HER QUIET.

NO. SHE'S RIGHT.

[ELECTRICITY SURGING]

AAH!

YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO OIL THESE HATCHES.

HEY!

OK. NOW WE RUN.

AFTER 'EM! DON'T LET 'EM GET AWAY!

UP THERE!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

WHERE TO NOW?

Ebon: NOWHERE.

IN HERE!

GREAT. A DEAD END.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

TAKE THE GAS FROM THE MAN, HOTSTREAK.

GLADLY.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA LOCK YOU IN HERE FOR A WHILE,

BUT WE'LL DROP IN AGAIN,

SOON AS WE GOT OUR POWERS BACK.

YOU MEAN, IF HOTSTREAK LETS YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS BACK.

WHERE'S HOTSTREAK?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE WAS JUST HERE A SECOND AGO, AND--

YOU, GO THAT WAY. YOU, GO THAT WAY.

FIND HIM!

WHICH WAY SHOULDWE GO?

OK, THEN.

WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

HE MUST'VE LEFT THE SHIP.

THEN SEARCH EVERY BUILDING AROUND HERE.

MOVE!

WAIT A MINUTE.

[BEEP]

Ebon: GOTCHA.

AH, IT'S USELESS.

IT CAN'T LINK TO MY THOUGHTS ANYMORE.

I WANT THAT GAS.

BACK OFF, EBON.

IT'S MINE NOW. I'M GIVIN' THE ORDERS.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Gear: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Static: STAND BACK.

MAYBE I CAN WHIP UP ONE MORE BLAST.

1, 2--HUH?

OF COURSE, THAT ALSO WORKS.

EBON AND HOTSTREAK SET OFF THE GAS.

IT'S GONNA FILL THE SHIP.

YOU'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

NO KIDDIN'.

WHAT DO WE DO?

WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP EBON.

[BOTH COUGHING]

BRO...YOU HAVE YOUR POWERS AGAIN.

YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DO, TOO.

HA HA, YEAH.

I CAN INTERPRET THE DATA STREAM AGAIN.

BRAIN BOY'S BACK.

COME ON. WE GOTTA FIND EBON AND HOTSTREAK.

[RUMBLING]

WHAT IS THAT?

AAH! AAH!

Static: OH, MAN.

[ROARS]

IT'S EBON AND HOTSTREAK.

THEY MUST'VE SUCKED UP SO MUCH GAS,

THEY FUSED TOGETHER.

WHOA.

[ROARS]

Gear: STATIC, MOVE!

[ROARS]

AAH!

GEAR!

AAH! AAH!

[ROARS]

[SCREAMING]

AAH!

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THIS BEFORE!

THAT WAS NOTHING. WATCH THIS!

[ROARS]

NICE WORK.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

UHH!

THEY'RE...GONE.

LET'S HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

Virgil: NO SIGN OF THAT 2-HEADED NIGHTMARE.

THINK IT'S STILL ALIVE?

FROM A STRICTLY ANALYTICAL PERSPECTIVE,

THAT IS HIGHLY IMPROBABLE, CAPTAIN.

BUT MY GUT SAYS...YEAH.

EBON AND HOTSTREAK ARE STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THOSE OTHER BANG BABIES

GOT A WHIFF OF THAT GAS.

GUESS DR. TODD WILL BE WHIPPIN' UP ANOTHER BATCH

OF HIS ANTIDOTE.

ONLY NOW THAT I'M A GENIUS AGAIN,

I THINK I'LL WHIP US UP A LITTLE CURE FOR THE CURE.

YEAH. THEY CAN'T GET RID OF US THAT EASILY.

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