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YAAAH!

OHH! WHAAAOH!

GEAR! STOP!

I CAN'T! I'M OUTTA CONTROL!

WHOA, UHH, OHH!

YAAA! WHOA! YAAAH!

OHH! AAAH!

PLEASE HOLD STILL.

WAIT! YAAAH!

WHOOAAA! UHH. OOH.

[GROANS]

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

DON'T KNOW. ONE MINUTE I'M JETTING ALONG JUST FINE,

AND THE NEXT, I'M ON SPIN CYCLE.

NOW WHAT?

BACKPACK JUST RAN A DIAGNOSTIC

ON MY NAVIGATION SYSTEM AND FOUND A WORM.

EWW! YOU BETTER CALL AN EXTERMINATOR.

HA HA. NO. THIS WORM IS A COMPUTER VIRUS.

IT'S PROGRAMMED TO CRAWL ITS WAY INTO THE OPERATING CODE.

THAT'S WHY I LOST CONTROL.

CAN YOU FIX IT?

HMM, BACKPACK'S ISOLATING IT.

I'LL HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT HOME

AND REPROGRAM EVERYTHING FROM SCRATCH.

I'M DONE FOR TODAY.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET BACK OK, AND HEAD HOME MYSELF.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

WELL, COME ON. MY STABILIZER'S BACK ONLINE.

AT LEAST I CAN FLY AGAIN.

? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO-HOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SHUTTING ME DOWN?

YOU HEARD ME, KAREN. I'M TRANSFERRING YOU

TO ANOTHER DIVISION HERE AT ALVA INDUSTRIES.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, EDWIN. I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU'VE ASKED.

I'VE BUILT THE LARGEST DATA-GATHERING NETWORK KNOWN TO MANKIND,

ALL DEDICATED TO ONE PURPOSE--

FINDING STATIC'S SECRET IDENTITY.

LISTEN, MY SON IS ALIVE.

AND I NO LONGER HAVE A PROBLEM WITH STATIC.

CASE CLOSED.

NO. YOU LISTEN.

YOU PROMISED IF I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU'D FUND MY REAL WORK.

I'M NOT PAYING FOR ANY OF THAT ANYMORE.

I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO WORK ON ANYTHING ELSE.

THEN YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF FIRED.

SECURITY, PLEASE COME AND ESCORT DR. ROBERTS OFF THE PREMISES.

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[BEEPING]

WELL, THAT WAS A LONG DAY.

DADDY, YOU DESERVE A REST.

I'LL GO GET THE CAR.

THANKS, SWEETHEART.

[SHAKING AND RATTLING]

HUH?

HUH?

PHEW!

I BEEN IN THERE SO LONG,

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME OUT.

[BLOWING]

[COUGHING]

[GASPS]

UHH! [STRUGGLES]

ONYX!

[GASPS]

UNHH!

THERE YOU GO!

PUFF, OPEN IT!

[STRUGGLING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

HEY, COME BACK HERE!

STUPID GIRL'S GONNA DRAW THE COPS.

THEN IT'S END OF THE ROAD FOR HER.

[BLOWS]

AAH!

SHARON!

OH, MAN! THAT WAS GONNA BE MY CAR NEXT YEAR.

OH, STATIC, IT'S TERRIBLE!

I'LL SAY.

MY FATHER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!

WHAT?

UHH! AAH!

KEEP TELLING YOU, MON.

I AIN'T SEEN PUFF AND ONYX IN WEEKS.

MAYBE CARMEN KNOWS.

OOOCH. OUCH. OUCH.

STOP. STOP. NOW I REMEMBER.

THEY WERE WITH SHIV. YEAH, SHIV. THAT'S THE TICKET.

YEEOWW!

UHH!

WHERE ARE THEY?!

MOMMY. OHH...

HEY, STATIC. JUST CALL ME HOTLIPS.

AAH!

[STRUGGLES]

WHERE IS ROBERT HAWKINS?

AAH!

YOU HEARD ME.

LOOK, QUIT FOOLING AROUND AND DELIVER THE MESSAGE.

HE MEANS BUSINESS.

WHAT MESSAGE?

WE WERE HIRED TO KIDNAP HIM.

PUFF'S SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHERE HE IS.

AAH! UHH!

[GROANS] HERE!

IF THIS IS A TRICK, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN FAR ENOUGH.

I DON'T GET IT. WE SNATCH ONE GUY

AND HE ACTS LIKE IT'S THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY.

ANYBODY HERE?

[METAL CLANGS]

[GASPS]

STAY RIGHT THERE, OR HE'S HISTORY, STATIC.

OR SHOULD I CALL YOU VIRGIL HAWKINS?

[GASPS]

VIRGIL HAWKINS.

THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME, RIGHT?

LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME YOU'RE PLAYING,

BUT I'M HERE TO--

WHO ARE YOU?

CALL ME OMNARA.

EDWIN ALVA HIRED ME TO CREATE A VAST SUPERCOMPUTER NETWORK

LINKED TO EVERY SATELLITE, EVERY CAMERA,

EVERY SURVEILLANCE DEVICE IN THE WORLD.

WHY?

FOR ONE PURPOSE ONLY--

TO DISCOVER YOUR SECRET IDENTITY.

ALVA KNOWS WHO I AM?

NO. I TOOK THAT VALUABLE DATA WITH ME WHEN I LEFT.

WHY'D YOU KIDNAP MY DAD?

TO GET YOUR HELP JUMP-STARTING MY REAL PROJECT.

I WANT YOU TO STEAL MY EQUIPMENT BACK FROM ALVA INDUSTRIES.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE PUFF OR ONYX?

THEY DON'T HAVE THE POWER OR THE BRAINS OR THE MOTIVATION.

I WANNA SEE MY FATHER.

NO FALSE MOVES OR MY LASERS TURN HIM INTO A JIGSAW PUZZLE.

MR. HAWKINS, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE OK.

YOU CAN DROP THE ACT, VIRGIL.

YOU KNOW?

WASN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

WHY ELSE KIDNAP ME TO GET TO STATIC?

AND MAYBE, MAYBE IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN.

OH, POPS. I NEVER MEANT TO PUT YOU IN DANGER.

I SWEAR.

I KNOW THAT, SON. I DON'T BLAME YOU.

BUT IT'S QUITE A SHOCK TO FIND OUT YOUR SON'S A SUPERHERO.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN, AND WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

SHE CALLS HERSELF OMNARA. WANTS ME TO STEAL SOMETHING.

WHAT? YOU CAN'T.

POPS, PLEASE. I GOTTA.

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.

VIRGIL, THIS IS CRAZY.

I KNOW. I KNOW!

BUT IF I EVER GET US OUT OF THIS,

I PROMISE I'LL GIVE UP THIS SUPERHERO STUFF.

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN.

I MEAN IT.

IF THE FAMILY HOUR'S THROUGH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE JOB TO DO.

[SIREN AND GUNFIRE]

THIS IS HER DEFINITION OF LITTLE?

YA. YO. UHH!

AAH!

IF YOU GUYS PLAY NICE, I WON'T BREAK ALL OF YOUR TOYS.

AAH! AAH!

NOW WHAT?

HEAD FOR LAB 14 AND WATCH OUT.

YOU'VE GOT AN ARMED CHOPPER APPROACHING FROM THE SOUTH.

I SEE IT.

HEY, DO YOU DO WEATHER FORECASTS, TOO?

UNH!

Omnara, over headset: DID YOU GET EVERYTHING?

EVERYTHING ON YOUR WISH LIST.

NOT THAT YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL.

STATIC?!

HE BROKE INTO LAB 14.

LAB FOUR--

ROBERTS MUST BE BEHIND THIS.

THAT'S HER PROJECT OMNI.

PROJECT OMNI?

MY LIFE'S WORK.

UNH!

ALVA NEVER SAW THE FULL POTENTIAL

OF WHAT COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED,

BUT I DID.

IT STARTED WITH A COMPUTER VIRUS,

WHICH I PLANTED IN EVERY COMPUTER IN THE WORLD.

A VIRUS? YES.

IT WENT OFF YESTERDAY.

AAH!

WHOA! UNH! UHH! UNH!

SO THAT'S WHERE THE WORM CAME FROM.

I'LL SOON CONTROL EVERY DIGITAL DEVICE ON EARTH.

UNH--UHH!

SO NOT ONLY WILL I SEE EVERYWHERE,

BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO INTERACT AS WELL.

NO!

SOMETHING WRONG?

ALVA HAS THE MOST IMPORTANT COMPONENT--

THE NEURAL INTERFACE HELMET.

[CHUCKLES] YOU CAN'T HIDE IT FROM ME, ALVA.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

A QUICK PEAK INTO YOUR NETWORK

AND...AH.

IT'S IN A TRUCK CONVOY HEADED EAST.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, TIRES SCREECH]

Gear: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

GEAR, STAY OUT OF THIS.

GET RID OF HIM.

WE CAN'T ALLOW HIM TO SLOW US DOWN.

I WON'T JUST STAND BY AND WATCH MY BEST FRIEND

COMMIT A CRIME.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO.

I CAN'T LET YOU STOP ME.

YOU'RE WASTING TIME. DESTROY HIM,

OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FATHER AGAIN.

UHH!

HYAH!

UNH! UHH! WHOA!

THAT WAS JUST A WARNING.

YOU KNOW IF I REALLY TRY--

DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,

BUT IF I HAVE TO FIGHT YOU, I WILL.

THEN BRING IT ON, GEAR. BRING IT ON!

HYAH! UNH!

UHH!

AAH! UHH!

Omnara, over headset: STATIC, FINISH HIM OFF

AND GET THAT HELMET TO ME NOW!

AAH! UNH!

YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING LITTLE WORM!

I HATE WORMS LIKE YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU RUN A DIAGNOSTIC

TO FIND OUT JUST WHAT KIND OF DOUBLE-DEALING

LITTLE WORM YOU ARE?!

WORM?

[SNAPS FINGERS]

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

AT LAST I HAVE EVERYTHING BACK.

PROJECT OMNI--

THE ULTIMATE INTERFACE BETWEEN MAN AND MACHINE.

GOOD. NOW MAYBE YOU'LL LET ME HAVE MY DAD BACK.

I AM NOW LINKING MY BRAIN WITH THE NETWORK.

SOON I WILL BE THE NETWORK!

UNH!

OMNARA, WHAT ABOUT MY POPS?

[VOICE COMPUTERIZED] INFINITE SIGHT...

INFINITE REACH...

INFINITE POWER!

AAH! UNH!

I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD.

AAH! AAH!

DID YOU UNDERSTAND MY MESSAGE?

DUDE, YOU CALLED ME A WORM, LIKE, 3 TIMES.

HOW COULD I MISS IT?

YOU WANTED ME TO EXAMINE THE VIRUS

THAT HIT MY SYSTEM YESTERDAY, RIGHT?

RIGHT. THAT'S OMNARA.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO CREATED IT.

NOW SHE'S USING IT TO PLUG INTO

EVERY COMPUTER ON EARTH.

WELL, THANKS TO YOUR HINT,

I DECONSTRUCTED THAT VIRUS,

AND I'VE CREATED A COUNTER-VIRUS

TO BLOCK HER MAIN SERVER.

THAT OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING,

'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, HER MAIN SERVER IS HER BRAIN.

JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO UPLOAD.

I'VE GOTTA GO FREE MY POPS.

YOUR DAD'S HERE?!

IT'S A LONG STORY.

OMNARA'S BUSY. IF WE MOVE FAST,

MAYBE I CAN GET YOU OUT.

WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

POPS, HOLD PERFECTLY STILL.

DON'T EVEN BREATHE.

UHH...EHH...

EHH! ALMOST THERE.

I DEFINITELY HAVE TO GO ON A DIET.

AHH...

[COMPUTERIZED VOICE] I AM NOW IN CONTROL

OF EVERY COMPUTER AND DIGITAL DEVICE THAT EXISTS.

NO!

AAH! UNH!

HUH? AAH!

IS THAT...RICHIE?

UH, AHEM, MR. HAWKINS, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THE MOST SECRET PART OF A SUPERHERO

IS HIS SECRET IDENTITY, AND, WELL, UH--

YEAH, THAT'S RICHIE.

HI, MR. "H."

Omnara: STATIC!

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME.

I AM EVERYWHERE.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF SOMETHING,

AND IT WILL BE DONE.

FOR EXAMPLE,

I'M THINKING OF USING COMPUTER-CONTROLLED ARMY MISSILES

TO DESTROY EVERY BUILDING AND BUSINESS

OWNED BY EDWIN ALVA.

LOUISE, SEND FOR MY PILOT.

3, 2, 1... LIFTOFF!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

POPS, REMEMBER THAT PROMISE I MADE YOU?

GO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO...

SUPERHERO.

THANKS. COME ON!

GEAR, HOW LONG BEFORE YOUR COUNTER-VIRUS KICKS IN?

ANY MINUTE NOW.

NOT SOON ENOUGH.

UHH!

AAH! UNH!

UHH!

YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY VEHICLES

HAVE DIGITAL DEVICES IN THEM.

NO DRIVERS NEEDED. SEE?

EHH--UHH--UNH...

[TIRES SCREECH]

LOOK OUT!

THANKS, POPS.

YOU KNOW, YOU'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD SUPERHERO YOURSELF.

[GRUNTING]

UHH! UNH!

[TIRES SCREECH]

THIS WAY!

[REVERSE BEEPER BEEPING]

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAD A BUS TRY TO CATCH

SORRY I'M LATE.

HAD A WRESTLING MATCH WITH A GARBAGE TRUCK.

I WON.

Omnara: I HAVE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF VEHICLES, STATIC.

THEY'LL DRIVE YOU ALL INTO AN EARLY GRAVE.

[TRUCK HORNS HONKING]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[ELECTRICITY SURGING]

NO...NO...

NO-OO-OO-O!

SOUNDS LIKE MY COUNTER-VIRUS FINALLY KICKED IN.

AA-AH!

CANNOT...INTERFACE.

TOO MANY NUMBERS.

CANNOT COMMUNICATE.

Gear: HER MIND IS TOTALLY OVERLOADED.

WELL, I GUESS SHE WON'T BE

COMMUNICATING MY SECRET IDENTITY

SHE WON'T...BUT WILL ANYBODY ELSE?

I DON'T KNOW, BOYS. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, THE IDEA OF YOU TWO GOING OUT AND FACING DANGER EVERY DAY...

BUT, POPS, WE'VE BEEN DOING IT

FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

YEAH. AND WE'RE PRETTY GOOD AT IT.

YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT BEFORE.

NOW THAT I DO...

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DON'T WANT US

TO BE SUPERHEROES ANYMORE.

I GUESS I DON'T.

BUT YOU WERE GIVEN THESE POWERS...

AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DECIDE FOR YOURSELVES WHEN TO USE THEM.

FOR ME TO STOP YOU JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

POPS, YOU'RE THE GREATEST!

THE GREATEST SQUARED... EXPONENTIALLY.

OF COURSE, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL SHARON.

[GASPS] WHAT?!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THE INSURANCE COMPANY'S GIVING ME A HARD TIME

BECAUSE THEY SAID I'M NOT COVERED

FOR BANG-BABY INCIDENTS.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, GET BANG-BABY INSURANCE?

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE

IF I HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT BANG-BABIES,

I'M GONNA EXPLODE!

WHAT'S WRONG?

WAS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?

NOTHING, HONEY. NOTHING AT ALL.

WHEW! WHEW!

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