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? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS, AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS, AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

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THERE.

CANDIDE, HUH? SHE'S HOT.

WHAT YOU SAY?

I MEAN, SHE SELLS LOTS OF RECORDS.

MORE CASH FOR US TO GRAB, YOU KNOW.

WOULDN'T WANT TO THINK YOU WAS BLOWIN' ME OFF FOR SOME SINGER.

HEY, DON'T TALK DUMB. YOU'RE MY HOMEGIRL.

YOU THINK I'D BLOW THAT?

WOULDN'T WANNA BE YOU IF YOU DID.

? I'M HERE TO LET YOU KNOW... ?

HERE YOU ARE. BEEN WAITING LONG?

ONLY SINCE LAST THURSDAY.

LISTEN, THANKS FOR HOLDING A SPOT IN LINE FOR ME.

NO BIG. HOW'D PRACTICE GO?

OH, WE DID OUR BEST TIME EVER IN THE RELAY.

YOU ARE COMING TO THE SWIM MEET FRIDAY, AREN'T YOU?

US MISS A CHANCE TO SEE 20 GIRLS IN SWIMSUITS?

OH, WE'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, FORGET I MENTIONED IT.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU, CANDIDE BABY?

YOU GOT LOTS OF FANS HERE IN DAKOTA.

ALL: BERNIE RAST?

AND APPARENTLY SO DO YOU.

HI, CANDIDE. LOOK, LOVE YOUR MUSIC AND ALL, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?

OF COURSE SHE KNOWS WHO I AM.

I'M GONNA PRODUCE HER NEXT CD.

OH, NO.

HEY, OK, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. NEXT!

UH, NO OFFENSE, JUST A SUGGESTION HERE,

BUT YOU MAY NOT WANNA BE DOING BUSINESS WITH BERNIE RAST.

WHY?

BECAUSE THE MAN IS A TOTAL SLEAZE.

TRUTH?

I WOULDN'T SAY TOTAL.

[CROWD SCREAMS]

Girl: WATCH OUT!

ATTENTION, SPIRE RECORDS' SHOPPERS.

WE'RE HAVING A FIRE SALE.

HOTSTREAK...

AND AQUA MARIA. DOUBLE TROUBLE.

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

THANKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

WHAT ARE THOSE?

METAHUMANS. WE GOT A FEW OF 'EM

RUNNING AROUND TOWN, TEARING UP THINGS.

IS THAT A PROBLEM?

NOT FOR ME.

OK, HOLD YOUR MONEY UP HIGH.

HEY, YOU GOT ALL THE CASH WET.

OH, DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE HAPPY TO DRY IT OFF FOR YOU.

IT'S STATIC AND GEAR! OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

AHH...GUYS?

OK, YOU TAKE SPARKY, I'LL GET BRAIN BOY,

LIKE WE PLANNED.

UNH. HEY.

GET SOAKED, STATIC.

YAAH!

HEY, MARIA, CHILL.

AAH!

UNH...

I AM SO OUT OF HERE.

OK, I'LL CALL YOU, OK?

COME ON, WE'LL HOOK UP, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

[CRACKLING] CAN'T...MOVE.

DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL THAW OUT.

ALL CLEAR ON THIS END.

ALL CLEAR HERE, TOO. AAH!

OH.

YOU OK?

YEAH. A LITTLE CRISPY.

LOOKS LIKE HOTSTREAK TOOK A HIKE.

MM-HMM. LIKE THEY SAY, NO HONOR AMONG THIEVES.

THANK YOU BOTH FOR COMING. I'M DR. TODD.

YEAH. YOU GUYS DO SOME SERIOUS CUTTING-EDGE RESEARCH.

THAT'S WHY THE MAYOR CALLED US IN--

SEE IF CAN CLEAN UP THE METAHUMAN SITUATION.

FOLLOW ME.

"CLEAN UP THE METAHUMAN SITUATION"?

AS YOU KNOW, THE FUMES INHALED BY THE METAHUMANS

DURING THE BIG BANG ALTERED THEIR DNA.

WE RECENTLY DEVELOPED A NEW TYPE OF MITOCHONDRIAL RESEQUENCER.

WE BELIEVE THAT WE CAN TURN BACK THE CLOCK FOR MARIA

MAKE HER THE WAY SHE WAS BEFORE THE BIG BANG.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A CURE.

POSSIBLY. WE'RE VERY CLOSE TO A BREAKTHROUGH.

FOR EVERYONE?

NOT YET. IT'S STILL HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL.

BUT MARIA IS AN EXCELLENT CANDIDATE.

YOU'VE DEALT WITH HER IN THE PAST.

WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US CONVINCE HER TO COOPERATE.

A CURE. YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE?

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

MARIA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

THIS IS GEAR.

SORRY ABOUT THE LIQUID NITROGEN THING.

CAN I HANDLE THIS, PLEASE?

YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS HARDCORE, MARIA.

IT'S THE BIG BANG THAT CHANGED YOU.

IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE THAT WAY UNLESS YOU LET THEM HELP YOU.

WHY SHOULD I TRUST THEM?

WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANY OF YOU?

WHO ELSE IS THERE? HOTSTREAK?

DON'T YOU HAVE A FAMILY?

MY MOM. AND MY LITTLE SISTER.

IF THIS GOES WELL, YOU CAN SEE THEM AGAIN.

WE'LL HAVE THAT SPECIAL METAHUMAN REPORT MOMENTARILY,

BUT FIRST, A LOOK AT THE WEATHER.

VIRGIL, GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

NOW THAT YOUR SISTER SPENDS SO MUCH TIME ON HER STUDIES,

IT GETS PRETTY LONELY FOR YOUR OLD...

HEY, POPS, LOVE TO CHAT, BUT--

SITTING IS GOOD.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, SON?

THEY SAY-- WAIT HERE IT IS.

...WHICH WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY

BY DR. DONALD TODD OF GENOMATECH.

IF TONIGHT'S PROCEDURE SUCCEEDS,

WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY TO FINDING A CURE FOR THE BIG BANG SYNDROME,

WHICH HAS TRAGICALLY AFFECTED

SO MANY OF DAKOTA'S YOUNG PEOPLE.

OUR ACTION NEWS TEAM HAS ALSO LEARNED

THAT THE METAHUMAN CALLED AQUA MARIA

HAS AGREED TO BE THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT.

WHAT?

YOU NEED SOMETHING, MISTER?

GRR...

[PATRONS SCREAM]

YEAH. A PHONE BOOK.

GENTLEMEN, LET'S BEGIN.

NOW, MARIA,

WE'RE GOING TO SEND A LOW ELECTRIC CURRENT THROUGH YOU.

THIS'LL MAKE YOUR NATURAL DEFENSES LESS RESISTANT TO THE CURE.

THERE WILL BE SOME DISCOMFORT, BUT YOU MUST STAY STILL.

UNDERSTAND?

MM-HMM.

WHAT'S THAT?

[ALARM SOUNDS]

SOME KIND OF POWER SURGE.

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. NOW!

WAIT. IT'S WORKING. DON'T STOP. I'M ALMOST...

AAH!

DOCTOR, THE VITAL SIGNS ARE DROPPING.

WE'VE LOST MOLECULAR STABILITY.

AHH...

NO. WE'VE GOTTA GET HER BACK IN THE TANK.

OHH...OHH...

[GROANS]

SHE'S GONE.

SO INSTEAD OF CURING HER,

THE POWER SPIKE HAD THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.

MAN, SHE WAS ALMOST HOME.

EVEN A FEW SECONDS MORE WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH.

HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

POPS WANTED SOME QUALITY TIME.

GLAD YOU COULD WORK THAT IN.

THIS CONDUIT FED POWER TO THE INJECTION SYSTEM CONTROLS.

WHEN THE LINE FRIED, EVERYTHING WENT DOWN THE DRAIN.

INCLUDING AQUA MARIA.

YOU THINK HOTSTREAK DID THIS?

DUNNO. BUT IF HE DID, YOU GOTTA ASK, WHY?

AAHHH!

STUPID DOCTORS.

HOTSTREAK. HOTSTREAK.

AAH! MARIA. YOU'RE ALIVE?

CAN'T SEPARATE FROM THE WATER.

CAN'T GET SOLID.

SOMETHING WENT WRONG WITH THE EXPERIMENT.

YEAH? THAT'S, UH, THAT'S BAD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

GOTTA FIND THOSE SCIENTISTS. MAKE THEM FIX ME.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

SURE, I CAN DO THAT.

HUH?

[COUGHING]

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

DR. TODD'S GONNA NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE AGAIN.

AAAHHH!

AAHHH!

AAH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HEY, PAL, I'M THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

HUH? AAH!

AAHHH!

[MOANS AND GROANS]

I STOLE A TRUCK. IT'S OUTSIDE.

GOOD. NOW GRAB THE EQUIPMENT.

HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

[CROWD CHEERS]

GIMME THOSE.

HEY, IT'S DR. TODD.

OF COURSE. TINA TODD MUST BE HIS DAUGHTER.

AND THERE'S DAISY.

P.A. announcer: NEXT EVENT, THE 200-METER RELAY.

THAT IS A PROBLEM. Boy: WHAT IS THAT?

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, DOC.

AQUA MARIA, BACK OFF. I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

AAH!

ON THE OTHER HAND, I DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT ME, EITHER.

YAAH!

UNH!

TIME FOR ANOTHER DOSE OF LIQUID NITROGEN. AAH!

AAH!

NOW YOU'RE GONNA CURE ME, DR. TODD, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

DADDY!

[COUGHS] THIS IS A JOB FOR AQUAMAN.

HE'LL HAVE TO GET IN LINE.

[GRUMBLING]

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW DIGS, DOC.

UNH. [COUGHS]

WHERE YOU BEEN, HUH?

I HAUL ALL THIS STUFF HERE, I'M WAITING FOR HOURS

BABYSITTING THESE DWEEBS--

DON'T QUESTION ME.

CALM DOWN, WILL YA?

SCARED? TOO BAD. I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.

[RUMBLING]

YOU'VE GONE CRAZY, YOU KNOW THAT?

MAYBE I HAVE, BUT IF YOU WANT THE OLD ME BACK,

YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT I SAY, YOU GOT THAT?

WELL?

I'M TRYING TO ANALYZE HOTSTREAK'S FOOTPRINTS.

BUT ALL I CAN TELL IS THAT HE STEPPED IN SOME GUM.

STOP DEPENDING ON THE GIZMOS AND USE YOUR HEAD.

WHEREVER HE TOOK THE SCIENTISTS HAS TO HAVE LOTS OF ELECTRICITY TO RUN ALL THAT EQUIPMENT.

SURE, LIKE A HYDROELECTRIC DAM OR A BALLPARK

OR THE SUBWAY.

NOT THE SUBWAY, BUT I THINK YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

COME ON.

ALL SYSTEMS GO, DOCTOR.

[KLAXON BLARES]

IT'S NOT WORKING. WHAT'S WRONG?

WE DON'T KNOW.

ALL THE COMPUTER MODELS SAY THIS SHOULD DO IT.

MAYBE IT'S ANOTHER POWER OVERLOAD.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE OVERLOAD?

I GUESS I HEARD IT ON THE NEWS.

WE NEVER DIVULGED THAT TO THE PUBLIC.

YOU KNOW, THE POWER COUPLINGS WERE BURNED FROM THE OUTSIDE.

YEAH? SO WHAT? I JUST HEARD ABOUT IT, OK?

[AQUA MARIA GROANS]

AAHH!

FROM WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU TOLD ME.

NO...I...DIDN'T!

ALL RIGHT, I SNUCK INTO THE LAB DURING THE EXPERIMENT,

I MELTED A CABLE. IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE.

HOW COULD YOU?!

I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO BE NORMAL.

YOU WERE GONNA BUST UP THE TEAM.

YEAH, AND I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU WISH I DID.

AAH!

[SPUTTERS AND COUGHS]

YOU LIED TO ME.

EVERYONE LIED TO ME.

[ALL SCREAM]

EVERYONE'S GOTTA PAY!

THE OLD CABLE CAR DEPOT.

HOW'D YOU KNOW THEY'D BE HERE?

THIS WAS THE CLOSEST PLACE WITH AN INDUSTRIAL POWER SUPPLY.

I COULD FEEL ALL THE ELECTRICITY SURGING THIS WAY WITH MY POWER.

YAAH!

AAAHHH!

OUT OF MY WAY.

SHE'S IN THE SEWERS. I'LL GO AFTER HER.

WAIT. WE GOTTA GET THOSE GUYS OUT.

[COUGHS]

OOPS. UNH.

UHH...

THANK YOU. THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT OF THE ANTIDOTE,

NOT THAT IT SEEMS TO BE ALL THAT EFFECTIVE.

NO, IT'S FINE.

IT'S WHAT YOU DID WITH IT THAT WAS WRONG.

I'M NOT FOLLOWING.

YOU KEPT ZAPPING AQUA MARIA WITH AN ELECTRIC CHARGE.

YOU NEED TO ELECTRIFY THE ANTIDOTE ITSELF.

THEN IT'LL WORK.

BUT FOR THE ANTIDOTE TO HOLD A CHARGE LONG ENOUGH,

WE'D NEED A HUGE JOLT OF ELECTRICITY.

CORRECTION. A STATIC-SIZE JOLT.

STAND BACK.

YOU HAVE TO FIND MARIA.

THE MORE WATER SHE ABSORBS, THE STRONGER SHE BECOMES.

BRO, SHE WAS HEADED EAST.

Gear: STRAIGHT FOR LAKE DAKOTA.

IF SHE GETS TO THE LAKE,

SHE'LL HAVE ENOUGH WATER TO SWAMP THE ENTIRE STATE.

AND IF SHE REACHES THE OCEAN...

THE WHOLE PLANET TAKES A BATH.

WAIT, I KNOW HOW TO SLOW HER DOWN.

IF I COULD TAP INTO THE DAKOTA WATER AND POWER STATION...

HUH?

ALL THE SEWER LINES ARE CLOSING.

AAH!

THERE SHE GOES.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

UNH. WHOA.

HOW YOU HOLDING UP?

IF I GET ANY WETTER, I'M GONNA--LOOK OUT!

AAAHHH!

[COUGHS] STATIC, WHERE ARE YOU?

HERE...TOTALLY SHORTED OUT.

YOU TWO ARE GOING UNDER FOR THE LAST TIME.

AND DAKOTA'S GOING UNDER WITH YOU.

NOT NECESSARILY. GEAR, I'M OPEN!

AND GEAR PASSES TO STATIC...

STATIC GRABS IT, SHOOTS FROM THE TOP OF THE KEY--UNH!

AAHH!

SURF'S UP!

[COUGHS]

OHH...

SHE'S SOLID.

FOR NOW, BUT WE GOTTA GET HER BACK.

HEY, GEAR, KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY?

NO. WHAT?

A WET SUIT.

Static: WILL THIS FINAL DOSE KEEP HER SOLID PERMANENTLY?

Gear: IT SHOULD.

Static: IS SHE GONNA BE OK?

YES, SHE'S GONNA BE FINE.

THE FIRST OF MANY, I HOPE.

MAYBE SOMEDAY, EVERYTHING CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL.

RIGHT, BRO?

HUH? WHAT'S WITH YOU?

EVER SINCE WE TOOK THAT DIP IN THE LAKE,

I GOT WATER IN MY EARS. EXCUSE ME A MINUTE. UNH.

YEOW!

AH, THAT'S BETTER.

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