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Static: PREVIOUSLY ON STATIC SHOCK...

I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU, EDWIN.

YOU'VE DONE NOTHING TO MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU.

I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE EDWIN ALVA'S SON.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?

ANYTHING I WANT, THANKS TO THIS GAS.

GIVE ME THOSE THINGS BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.

I'LL GIVE YOU A MOUNTAIN OF RUBBLE

WHEN I BRING THIS BUILDING DOWN AROUND YOU,

NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

AAH! TOO FAST!

CAN'T CONTROL IT!

AAH!

DAD!

IS...HE ALIVE?

? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO-HOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION

? IT'S LIKE THAT, Y'ALL, COME ON ?

? IT'S LIKE THAT, Y'ALL ?

? MM-HMM, IT'S LIKE THAT, Y'ALL ?

? HERE I GO ?

Frieda: HELLO?

HEY, FRIEDA, IT'S VIRGIL.

HEY, AM I ON THE SPEAKER PHONE?

NO. WHY?

THERE'S A LOT OF STATIC.

OH, SORRY.

SO WHAT ARE YOU AND DAISY UP TO TONIGHT?

JUST HANGING. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY?

COOL. I'LL PICK UP A MOVIE. SOMETHING SCARY.

ACTUALLY, I'M GIVING DAISY A HAIRCUT.

THEN WE'RE DOING OUR NAILS.

THEN WE'RE MAKING CANDLES.

MAYBE I'LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK.

YOUR LOSS. WHY DON'T YOU CALL RICHIE?

HE'S BEEN GONE ALL WEEKEND.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEONE TO HANG WITH.

[ALARM]

GOTTA GO, FRIEDA. I THINK I JUST FOUND A PLAYMATE.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

WHOO HOO! NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A HOT CAR!

Static: COINCIDENTALLY, THIS IS ALSO WHAT THE POLICE CALL A HOT CAR.

STATIC, CAN'T A GUY EVEN GO FOR A JOY RIDE ANYMORE?

SURE. DROP YOU OFF AT COUNTY LOCKUP?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[HORNS HONKING]

OH, MAN, WATCH THE PAINT JOB.

OH, MAN!

HUH?

[GROANS]

AAH! WHOA! AAH!

WHO ASKED YOU TO BUTT IN?

AAH!

UHH!

AAH!

I'M REALLY STARTING TO LOSE MY TEMPER.

AAH!

YOU GUYS COPS? THAT WAS PRETTY CO--UNH!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

AAH!

YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS TO GET THIS THING OFF OF ME,

OR YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.

UHH! HOLD ON, SMOKEY!

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO PUT YOU HERE.

NOT MY PROBLEM.

HEY, NO FLAMES?!

SOMETHING'S NEUTRALIZING OUR POWERS.

AND I'M GUESSING IT'S THOSE FUNKY LIGHTS.

THEY'RE SOME KIND OF POWER DAMPERS.

WE NEED A PLAN.

YOU SEE THAT TRUCK? WHEN THEY MOVE US,

WE'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO ESCAPE.

FORGET IT. I'M GONNA TALK TO THEM.

I'M SURE THEY GRABBED ME BY MISTAKE.

DREAM ON, SPARKY.

SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR THEY WANT US BOTH.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

LOOK, THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. I'M STATIC.

I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THIS GUY WHEN YOU GRABBED ME.

HE WAS THE ONE STEALING THE CAR.

I JUST--AAH!

KEEP QUIET.

LISTEN, I'M TRYING TO BE NICE.

AAH!

UHH!

UHH!

I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

UHH!

THIS IS OUR CHANCE. YOU WITH ME OR NOT?

I'M WITH YOU.

GET UP. LET'S MOVE.

AAH!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

HUH? HEY!

I GOT 'EM. UHH!

YOU MADE ME MISS!

AAH! AAH!

HEY!

UHH!

GET UP! THANKS.

NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY!

YAHH!

ONE DOWN.

2 DOWN. UHH!

3! UHH!

UNH!

UHH!

MAN, I'M SMOKIN'!

GREAT! NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK OUTTA HERE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?

BETCHA THIS'LL UNLOCK US.

STUPID THING DOESN'T FIT.

IT'S MELTED. YOU FRIED IT WHEN YOU HIT THAT GUY.

YEAH? WE'LL SEE.

THIS STUFF'S SOME KIND OF HIGH-TECH STUPID SOMETHIN' OR OTHER.

CAN I QUOTE YOU ON THAT, PROFESSOR?

OW!

NOTHIN'.

THE LOCKING MECHANISM'S ELECTRICAL.

MAYBE I CAN SHORT IT.

OW!

WELL, THAT'S NOT WORKING, EITHER.

MAYBE YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY.

WELL, YEAH.

Both: THIS WAY!

UNH!

UHH!

AAH! AAH!

UNH! AH!

YOU SEE THE GUARDS?

Static: RUBBERBAND MAN?

TALON?

GEAR?

[MONITORS BEEPING]

HERE THEY COME.

THEY'VE GOT RUBBERBAND MAN, TALON, AND GEAR.

WELL, THEY AIN'T GETTIN' ME!

WHOA! WAIT!

YOU'RE STARTING TO BE A REAL DRAG.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, YOU'RE GONNA HATE THOSE GUYS.

WHOA! WHOA!

YUHH! YUHH!

AAH! UHH!

UNH!

YOU'RE SLOWIN' ME DOWN!

WHO'S LEADIN' WHO, FLAME FOR BRAINS?

AAH! OW!

WAAH! AAH!

THE TREES WILL GIVE US SOME COVER.

HOW'S YOUR SHOULDER? FINE.

HOW'S YOUR STUPID LEG?

FINE.

WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON.

HEY, IT'S THE JET SCOOTER I SHOT DOWN.

IT'S BUSTED.

IT'LL DO.

[WHIRRING]

[BLEEP BLEEP]

GET ON.

Static: WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE THINGS?

WEARIN' YOUR SEAT BELT? WHAAAH!

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.

NO, I'M NOT.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND SAVE GEAR AND THE OTHERS.

YOU WANT ME TO TURN DOWN THE HEAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

HEY, WE'RE ON AN ISLAND, REMEMBER?

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY WATER.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU'VE GOT FIRE POWERS.

I'VE GOT ELECTRIC POWERS.

YOU REALLY WANT TO TRY TO FLY OVER MILES AND MILES OF OCEAN?

OK, WE SNEAK BACK TO THE BASE,

SAVE THE OTHERS, AND STEAL A HOVERCRAFT.

HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

WHUH! AH!

[BOTH MOANING]

LOOK! THAT'S THE LEAD DROID.

Hotstreak: THAT'LL KEEP 'EM BUSY.

NOW YOU'RE USIN' YOUR HEAD.

NOT REALLY.

I JUST LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP.

OW!

ON THE COUNT OF 3.

3! AH!

LET'S CHECK INSIDE.

ON THE COUNT OF 3...

3! 3!

THIS IS A HOSPITAL.

I DON'T DO HOSPITALS.

COME ON. THE COAST IS CLEAR.

UNH!

3?

WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS IN A HOSPITAL FOR 2 YEARS.

I DON'T DO HOSPITALS.

IF YOU DON'T HELP ME NOW,

THIS TIME IT'LL BE A LOT LONGER THAN 2 YEARS.

OK.

Guard: WE'RE STILL SEARCHING THE CRASH SITE.

NO SIGN OF 'EM YET.

Second guard, on transmitter: ALL RIGHT.

Man; WE CAN DO WHAT YOU SAY.

OF COURSE, IT IS DANGEROUS, BUT IT MAY WORK.

I DON'T PAY YOU TO DO THINGS THAT MAY

I WANT RESULTS.

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES, CLEAR?

ALVA.

WHAT YOU ARE SUGGESTING,

IT COULD BE THE END OF OUR 3 SPECIMENS.

THEY ARE DISPOSABLE.

JUST FIND A CURE FOR MY SON.

A TRANSFUSION OF THESE ENERGIES WILL CURE HIM.

THESE BANG BABIES ARE FILLED

WITH THE SAME POWER THAT FROZE MY SON.

WE HOPE, BUT IF WE LOSE THESE 3--

MORE ARE ALREADY ON THE WAY.

YES. AS YOU SAY.

HEAR THAT? WE'VE GOTTA SAVE 'EM!

OH, YEAH? WHAT'VE THEY DONE FOR ME LATELY?

HOW ABOUT WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU...

LIKE MAYBE GET US FREE.

LOOK, A KEY.

OK, WE PLAY IT YOUR WAY.

WHAT'S THE PLAN?

WE STAY VERY, VERY QUIET.

[BLEEP BLEEP]

ALL SUBJECTS BORDERLINE CONSCIOUS,

ENERGY LEVELS STABLE.

GOOD.

TODAY.

HOLD ON.

YOU SEE? PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

ALL RIGHT!

IT'S THEM!

NICE WORK, HOTHEAD! AAH!

UNH!

HASTA LA VISTA, SPARKY.

[ALARM]

UNH. UNH.

HE'LL BE OUT FOR A WHILE.

STATIC HAS BEEN CAPTURED.

THE OTHER ONE IS AT LARGE.

START THE ENERGY TRANSFER.

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

[ALL GRUNTING]

NO.

[GRUNTING]

WE'RE IN THE RED.

STILL NO CHANGE.

FULL POWER.

AAH!

AAH!

AAHHH!

Static: AAH!

NOTHING. NOTHING.

AAH!

WHOA!

EEAAH!

All: AAH!

UNH!

UNH! UNH!

UNH! AAH!

WHOA.

GEAR!

WAKE UP! CAN YOU HEAR ME?

HEY. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

I HEARD THERE WAS GONNA BE FREE ICE CREAM.

OH!

UNLOCK THOSE TWO,

AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE OK.

ALL UNITS TO MAIN LABORATORY.

SURROUND WEST PERIMETER. FULL REMOTE DEPLOYMENT.

REPEAT, ALL UNITS TO MAIN LABORATORY.

I DON'T SUPPOSE THOSE UNITS

ARE COMIN' TO HELP US.

UNH.

YOU GUYS READY TO FIGHT?

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

GIMME A SEC. I'LL BOUNCE BACK.

Static: GUESS WHAT?

YOUR SECOND'S UP.

YEAH!

UNH! AAH!

FIRE!

UNH! UNH!

AAH!

UNH!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Gear: GOTTA REVERSE THESE DROID COMMANDS.

UNH!

[ALL YELLING]

ALL TROOPS STAND DOWN.

I REPEAT, ALL TROOPS DROP YOUR WEAPONS.

YOU HEARD THE MAN.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUTTA HERE.

AND WHAT, FLY A HOVERCRAFT MYSELF?

SPORTS CARS ARE MY THING.

STATIC, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.

[BEEPING]

IT'S ALVA'S SON. WE'RE LOSING HIM.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO SAVE HIM?

I DON'T KNOW. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH POWER.

WHAT IF I FEED THE MACHINE?

WHAT IF I GIVE IT MY ALL?

YOU SURE YOU WANNA RISK IT?

IT COULD DRAIN YOU FOR GOOD.

LET'S DO IT.

UNH! UNH!

[GRUNTING]

WE STILL NEED MORE.

PLEASE. IT'S HIS ONLY CHANCE.

UNH.

FIRE ME UP.

IF HE CAN TAKE IT, SO CAN I.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Scientist: IT'S NOT WORKING.

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

STOP!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

HEY, I'M A GENIUS.

[ALARM]

AAH! AAH!

WHAT'D I TELL YA?

FATHER.

EDWIN.

UNH. UNH.

I...

I GUESS I OWE YOU MY GRATITUDE.

I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU, ALVA.

I DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT.

YEAH, YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.

SO ARE WE PICKIN' UP OUR FIGHT

WHERE WE LEFT OFF?

NAH. YOU CAN TAKE THAT CAR BACK.

I GOT ME A SWEETER RIDE.

ALVA SAID IT WAS OK.

HEY, IT'S THE LEAST ALVA OWES ME.

FAIR ENOUGH.

OOH! DANG!

WHOO-HOO!

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