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? FIGHT THE CRIMINALS, CHASE THE BAD GUYS ?

? SAVE THE WORLD, FLY THROUGH THE SKY ?

? HALF KID, HALF AMAZING ?

? OK, STATIC SHOCK, WHO YOU'RE FACING ?

? YEAH, ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WOO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHO-HOO ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ? ? WHOO-HOO ?

? ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ?

? GOOD AGAINST EVIL, GET TRAPPED ?

? LOOK IN MY EYES, I'VE GOT THE POWER ?

? VILLAINS RUN FROM THE STATIC SHOWER ?

? CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ?

? THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ?

? THE BELL RINGS AND I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ?

? NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ?

? SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Virgil: WHAT DID THEY DO TO PARTICLE MAN?

WHY ARE HIS POWERS ALL DIFFERENT?

YOU MISSED THE LAST ISSUE.

WHEN HE FLEW INTO THE NEBULA,

IT ERASED HIS OLD POWERS AND GAVE HIM NEW ONES.

WORD? I WONDER IF BANG BABIES

COULD EVER CHANGE LIKE THAT.

"V," THAT STUFF ONLY HAPPENS IN COMIC BOOKS,

NOT IN REAL LIFE.

Girl: WELL, WELL. VIRGIL HAWKINS AND RICHIE FOLEY.

Richie: AAH!

MADELYN SPALDING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, UH...

OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

THEY SAY I'M OK NOW.

BUT THE SCHOOL STILL WON'T TAKE ME BACK.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU DID TRY TO TAKE OVER

THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY.

YEAH!

HELLO. MY NAME IS MADELYN SPALDING,

AND YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME FOR CLASS PRESIDENT.

[FEEDBACK]

HELLO?

All: YES.

Madelyn: NO, REALLY.

YOU ARE TOO KIND.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

VIRGIL, YOU WILL DO

AS I COMMAND!

NO, I WON'T!

AAH!

WELL, EVERYBODY HAD BEEN SO MEAN TO ME,

AND THEN I GOT THOSE AMAZING POWERS.

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR POWERS?

WHO KNOWS.

IF I DO, I CAN'T REMBER HOW I MADE THEM WORK.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DO REMBER?

YEAH. I REMEMBER STATIC.

HE'S THE ONE WHO SPOILED EVERYTHING.

I OWE HIM BIG TIME.

UM, OK.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

NEVER MIND. COME ON, RICH.

GOT TO JET.

SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER YOU'RE STATIC.

OHH! HOW LUCKY IS THAT.

Both: HA HA!

JUST LIKE BEFORE.

KIDS LAUGHING AT ME.

I HATE THEM ALL,

AND I'D DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, TOO,

IF I HAD MY OLD POWERS BACK.

[GASPS]

OF COURSE, NEW POWERS WOULDN'T HURT EITHER.

YO, HOTSTREAK, KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU'RE MAKING US NERVOUS.

TOO BAD. IT HELPS ME RELAX.

[BOOM]

HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT!

MIND IF DROP IN?

WHY'D THESE GUYS HAVE TO ESCAPE

ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?

I HAVE A BOOK REPORT DUE TOMORROW.

THERE THEY--UHH!

GEAR!

UHH!

EH! I DID NOT GIVE THAT THING A RETURN ADDRESS.

ONE DOWN,

ONE TO GO.

UHH!

SHEBANG?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

UH, SAVING YOUR BEHIND.

SHE WHO?

SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND.

UHH!

HELLO, STRANGER.

HEY, GEAR.

CAN WE HOLD THE CLASS REUNION SOME OTHER TIME?

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

MADELYN?

AGAIN? WHO?

UHH! AHH!

WHEN DID SHE LEARN TO DO THAT?

UHH!

WHOA. WHAT IF IT'S JUST LIKE PARTICLE MAN?

HUH?

WHEN YOU ZAPPED HER BRAIN THE LAST TIME YOU FOUGHT,

MAYBE IT SOMEHOW CHANGED HER POWERS.

INCOMING!

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT COULDN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.

IF YOU 2 DON'T PAY ATTENTION,

REAL LIFE IS GONNA BE OVER REAL SOON.

YOU BETTER WORK ON YOUR AIM

SOME OTHER TIME, GIRL.

WE DON'T NEED THE COPS ON US, TOO.

UHH!

MOVE!

[SIREN]

THEY'RE GONE.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SO I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA SPLIT NOW, HUH?

YEAH. LAST TIME,

YOU WERE A LITTLE SHY OF THE SPOTLIGHT.

HEY, THAT WAS THE OLD ME.

[REPORTERS TALK AT ONCE]

WHO ARE YOU?

MY NAME'S SHEBANG.

BE SURE TO SPELL IT RIGHT.

S-H-E-BANG.

MY CARD. SURE TO BE A COLLECTIBLE.

HER CARD? HER CARD?

SO WHAT HAPPENED HERE, SHEBANG?

THERE WAS A METAHUMAN JAILBREAK.

THINGS GOT A BIT HEAVY FOR STATIC AND GEAR,

SO I HELPED THEM OUT.

SO DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DAKOTA DUO

IS NOW A TRIO?

ABSOLUTELY.

WHOA! TIME.

TEAM MEETING.

Shebang: WELL, YOU DID PROMISE

WE COULD WORK TOGETHER

IF I CAME BACK TO TOWN.

I DID?

OH, YEAH.

I DID?

YOU DID. SO WHY ARE YOU BACK IN TOWN?

THE AUTHORITIES CAPTURED ALL THE GOONS

WHO WERE AFTER ME FOR MY DNA.

FINALLY, MY PARENTS AND I

COULD LEAVE THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

AND MOVE BACK TO DAKOTA.

WAY TO GO.

AND THE BEST PART

IS I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND I'M SHY ANYMORE.

I CAN BE MYSELF.

THERE'S A SCARY THOUGHT.

THIS'LL BE SO GREAT!

I HAVE SO MANY DECORATING IDEAS FOR THE GAS STATION,

AND WE SHOULD COLOR COORDINATE OUR COSTUMES.

OH! AND I EVEN THOUGHT OF A TEAM NAME.

S.G.S.

SHEBANG, GEAR, STATIC.

I DID?

THIS IS A HIDEOUT?

HONESTLY, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER

IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORK FOR ME.

WHAT?! WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT--

SO WHAT EXACTLY DO WE GAIN

BY FOLLOWING YOU?

WE'LL BE ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY,

AND WITH ME IN YOUR TEAM,

YOU'LL BE WINNERS

INSTEAD OF LOSERS.

TRUST ME. I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF MOUTH.

YEAH? WELL, I CAN BACK UP WHAT I SAY,

AND I'M SAYING IF YOU STICK WITH ME...

YOU'LL FINALLY SEE THE END OF STATIC

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

ANY QUESTIONS?

OHH, BAD ENOUGH SHEBANG KEEPS BUTTING IN

WHEN WE'RE ON PATROL,

BUT SHENICE WON'T LET US ALONE EITHER.

YOU'RE TELLING ME.

SHE WAS SO BUSY DESCRIBING

THE NEW CURTAINS FOR THE GAS STATION,

SHE FOLLOWED ME RIGHT INTO THE BOYS' REST ROOM.

SHE THOUGHT THAT COULD USE NEW CURTAINS, TOO.

HEY, GUYS!

WE'RE TRYING TO DECIDE ON A THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S DANCE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT'S HOMECOMING, SHENICE,

NOT MARDI GRAS.

WELL, IT COULD BE.

HEY, IS THAT HIGH ENOUGH?

Both: YES!

I SEE WHERE SHENICE'S CIRCLE OF INFLUENCE IS WIDENING.

[RADIO FREQUENCY] WHAT IS IT?

I'M PICKING UP A POLICE BULLETIN.

METAHUMANS AT CITY HALL.

WE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE.

DOWN WHERE?

DOWN TO...

THE NURSE'S OFFICE.

YES! WE-- UH, OHH--

ATE IN THE CAFETERIA.

UHH. NOW WE KNOW WHY

THEY CALL IT TUNA SURPRISE.

[BOTH GROANING]

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[SCREAMING]

AAH!

THIS IS TOTALLY WACK.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?

IF WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING, LET'S DO IT,

NOT JUST PUT ON A SHOW.

BUT MADELYN SAYS WE HAVE TO--

I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM LITTLE GIRLS.

UH, TEAM?

CAN WE JUST STICK TO THE PLAN?

I MAKE THE PLANS AROUND HERE.

Hotstreak: THEY'RE HERE!

LISTEN UP, GIRLFRIEND.

IF YOU'RE ALL THAT,

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO

WITHOUT MY HELP.

JUST WATCH ME.

UHH!

MUST BE MADELYN.

UHH! UHH!

AND WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?

HEY, THE GAS LINES!

HA HA HA.

UHH!

YIPPEE-AY-OH!

HEY!

AAH!

NOW DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SHRIEKS]

AAH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

Gear: SHEBANG?

UHH!

UHH!

HUH? AAH!

UH-OH.

[BOTH GRUNT]

WHY'D YOU BUTT IN LIKE THAT?

I HAD TALON JUST WHERE I WANTED HER.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN RUFFLING HER FEATHERS.

I WA--HA! THAT'S JUST PLAIN NUTS!

NO. LEAVING ME BACK AT SCHOOL--

THAT'S NUTS.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM.

NICE TRY, PROM QUEEN.

NOW ARE YOU READY TO LET ME RUN THIS CIRCUS?

QUIET!

I--I NEED TIME TO THINK!

[SCREAMING]

YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D THINK YOU 2 ARE AVOIDING...

ME.

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

ANYBODY HURT?

NOPE!

WE DID IT!

EEHHH! WRONG. HE DID IT.

THIS ISN'T WORKING.

WHAT ISN'T WORKING?

THIS TEAM THING.

IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S US.

WHAT? WHY?

WE'RE KIND OF FEELING LIKE WE NEED A LITTLE SPACE.

MAYBE A WHOLE LOT OF SPACE,

LIKE A GALAXY EVEN.

BUT I--I JUST WANT TO HELP.

THE BEST WAY YOU CAN HELP, SHEBANG--

BACK OFF, OK?

REMEMBER, YOU, US,

AND IN BETWEEN--

LIGHT-YEARS.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME THERE.

YOU SAID YOU LIKED MY IDEAS.

YEAH. SURE, SHENICE.

IT'S JUST THAT WE SORT OF DECIDED ON THE THEME,

AND THE DECORATING COMMITTEE'S KIND OF FULL.

SO WE DON'T REALLY NEED ANYONE RIGHT NOW.

YEAH. I UNDERSTAND.

WHATEVER.

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

WHAT FRIENDS?

THEY ONLY LIKED ME

WHEN I PRETENDED TO BE A DUD.

THEY'RE USED TO THE OLD SHENICE, HONEY.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM TIME TO ADJUST TO THE NEW ONE.

SHE'S REALLY QUITE WONDERFUL, YOU KNOW.

SHE DOESN'T FEEL SO WONDERFUL.

JUST GIVE THEM SOME TIME.

I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS.

[DOOR CLOSES]

HA!

THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA CHANGE

IS MY CLOTHES.

[THUNDER]

SO STATIC AND GEAR DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME.

FINE. I'LL GO SOLO,

AND I'M GONNA BE ONE HARD ACT TO FOLLOW.

Madelyn: I DON'T THINK SO.

HEY! UHH!

[GRUNTING]

THE ONLY ACT YOU'LL BE A PART OF

IS THE FINAL ONE OF STATIC'S LIFE.

SHENICE'S MOM CALL YOU, TOO?

YEAH. I THINK SHE CALLED EVERYBODY IN OUR SCHOOL.

SHENICE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR HOURS.

YOU DON'T THINK SHEBANG WOULD TAKE ON

MADELYN AND THE METABREED BY HERSELF, DO YOU?

EITHER THAT OR JOIN THEM

JUST TO GET BACK AT US.

WE GOT TO FIND HER.

[GRUNTS]

SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

THIS NEW SCHEME OF YOURS IS GONNA WORK

ANY BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?

WE HAVE STATIC'S PRECIOUS PARTNER.

HE'S BOUND TO SURRENDER.

DON'T COUNT ON IT, CREEP.

STATIC AND GEAR BROKE OFF WITH ME.

I'M ON MY OWN NOW.

SEE THAT? ANOTHER WACK PLAN.

NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

GIVE ME SOME SPACE, OK?

SEEMS TO ME YOU GOT PLENTY OF THAT

BETWEEN YOUR EARS.

HEY, STOP!

WE'LL GET NOWHERE LIKE THIS.

WE'RE NOWHERE ALREADY.

LISTEN, TEAM, THIS WILL WORK.

IT'S JUST A MATTER

OF WHERE TO PLACE THE BAIT.

WHAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?

THEY BOTH THINK THEY'RE IN CHARGE.

THIS IS THEM BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER.

[GRUNTS]

NO USE.

THOSE THINGS ARE MADE

OUT OF THE STRONGEST STEEL AROUND.

NO STRONGER THAN THE LEASH YOU'RE ON.

I'D WATCH THAT MOUTH.

SAVE IT, OK?

BACK WHEN YOU LED THE METABREED,

I MIGHT HAVE BEEN AFRAID.

BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME SIDEKICK

WHO GOT SHOVED ASIDE.

YOU'RE A JOKE TO EVERY BANG BABY IN DAKOTA

AND AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE TO ME.

HEY! STOP TALKING TO HER!

SCHOOL'S OUT, SCHOOLGIRL.

I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW

FROM NOW ON.

UHH!

WHY DOES THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE

A CLASS CLOWN?

UHH! UHH!

THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, GIRL.

AAH!

I GOT BACKPACK SCANNING

FOR ANY PRESSURE CHANGES,

TEMPERATURE SPIKES,

HIGH FREQUENCY SOUNDS.

OR WE COULD JUST USE OUR EYES.

YES, BUT THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.

UHH! UHH! UHH!

[GRUNTING]

COME ON, MADELYN!

COME ON, EBON!

UHH!

[GASPS]

UHH!

UHH! OHH!

[GROANS]

YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS.

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A COMMENT?

Gear: ACTUALLY, YES.

THANKS FOR TAKING OUT EBON.

SAVES US A LOT OF TROUBLE.

UHH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LOOKING FOR YOU.

IT JUST ISN'T A PARTY WITHOUT YOU.

STATIC'S MINE.

YOU HANDLE THE OTHER 2.

[SHRIEKS]

OW! THAT HURTS.

UHH!

[THUNDER]

ALLEY-OOP!

UHH!

[GASPS]

UHH! UHH!

TIGHT FIT?

[SNARLS]

HYAH!

OK, BACKPACK, GO!

GOTCHA, POINDEXTER.

THAT'S MR. POINDEXTER TO YOU.

ANYTIME, BACKPACK!

OHH!

[THUNDER]

WEATHER'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.

IF I WERE YOU, I'D START WORRYING

ABOUT THE WINDCHILL FACTOR.

Madelyn: NO WAY YOU CAN STOP ME NOW,

YOU CREEP!

I'M A FORCE OF NATURE!

IS THAT A FACT?

GO AHEAD.

I CAN THROW BACK ANYTHING

YOU SEND MY WAY, BUT HARDER.

AAH! UHH!

UHH!

[GROANS]

WHAT DID YOU--

I GAVE THE JUNK A POSITIVE CHARGE,

AND THAT ATTRACTED THE NEGATIVE CHARGE IN THAT LIGHTNING.

BUT I'M SURE YOU KNEW THAT,

OH, FORCE OF NATURE.

[SIGHS]

YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL

WAS JUST TOO PUSHY.

HEY, I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT ONE.

I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

WELL, KIND OF... ...NAH, IT'S OK.

SO I'VE DECIDED

THAT FROM NOW ON,

I WON'T HORN IN ON YOUR PATROLS

OR BUG YOU AT SCHOOL OR ANYTHING.

SORRY. WE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT.

ALTHOUGH I DID LIKE THE PART

ABOUT NOT BUGGING US AT SCHOOL.

ANY TIME YOU WANT TO BE ON THE TEAM,

YOU'RE WELCOME.

BUT YOU SAID--

WE SAID SOME STUFF WE REGRET.

YOU GUYS ARE THE ABSOLUTE--

UHH! RIBS!

CRUSHING THE RIBS!

SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.

WELL, WE'LL BE HAPPY TO REMIND YOU.

HANG ON. I'M PICKING UP

A POLICE RADIO CALL.

THERE'S A RIOT AT THE BOGUS TRUTH CONCERT.

THEY MUST'VE PLAYED SOMETHING IN TUNE.

HA HA! THAT COULD GET UGLY.

SHOULD WE GO TOGETHER?

WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

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