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NO SIGN OF EXPLOSIVES. NO BATTERING RAM.

THAT WALL WENT DOWN BY BRUTE FORCE.

WORD.

SOUNDS LIKE A BANG BABY.

THIS MAKES 4 BREAK-INS SO FAR THIS WEEK.

ALL CHEMISTRY LABS.

HMM. MAYBE THIS GUY'S MAKING

THE WORLD'S STRONGEST VITAMINS.

YO, STATIC! LOOK OVER HERE!

WHOEVER DID THIS IS ONE BURLY DUDE.

HE LEFT HIS FOOTPRINTS.

IN SOLID WOOD?

OK, WHAT ABOUT KANGOR?

NO, HE'S IN LOCKUP.

BESIDES, THAT FOOTPRINT WAS NORMAL SIZE.

KANGOR WEARS SOMETHING LIKE A SIZE 196-WIDE.

MUST BE MURDER TRYING TO FIND SOCKS.

? YEAH ?

? IT FEELS SO FINE ?

? YOU CAN WATCH ME TOUCH THE SKY ?

? IT SEEMS SO RIGHT ?

WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE.

ROGER.

COMMENCE EVASIVE MANEUVER.

I WISH YOU'D STOP THAT.

HA HA! RACE YA!

[CLANGS]

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

NEXT TIME.

DISPENSER. COMMAND: ROOT BEER.

SOMETIMES, I HAVE THIS MASK ON FOR SO LONG,

IT STARTS TO FEEL LIKE A PART OF MY FACE.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

Voice: OH!

DID YOU JUST SAY "OH"?

[BEEPING] GREAT.

NOW YOUR ALARM GOES OFF?

OK, COME OUT!

AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY!

NO. FUNNY IS YOUR DEPARTMENT.

SHEBANG? SHEBANG?

VIRGIL HAWKINS AND RICHIE FOLEY

HIGH SCHOOL SUPERHEROES. WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?

BY THE WAY, LOVE THE MASKS.

OH, HERE. SORRY.

YOU KNOW, RUNNING AFTER YOU ALL NIGHT

MADE ME THIRSTY. MAY I?

HOW DID YOU FIND US?

I FOLLOWED YOU.

PERSONALLY, I THINK YOU COULD USE A SECRET ENTRANCE.

HEY, IF WE WANT YOUR ADVICE, WE'LL ASK.

NOW WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I--I MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP.

YOU NEED OUR HELP?

IT'S MY PARENTS.

I THINK SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED THEM.

3 DAYS AGO, MY PARENTS LEFT

TO ATTEND AN IMPORTANT MEETING.

I THOUGHT SECURITY WOULD BE GOING WITH THEM,

BUT NOW I FIND OUT SECURITY KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE IN DAKOTA?

WE HAD A WEB CAM CHAT 2 DAYS AGO.

I RECORDED IT. [BEEPS]

YOU CAN SEE THE DAKOTA MEDIA CENTER

IN THE BACKGROUND.

Shenice: BUT WHEN DO YOU GET TO COME HOME?

AS SOON AS WE CAN, HON.

BUT FIRST, WE PROMISED TO MEET SOMEONE.

IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, SHENICE.

[DOORBELL RINGS] IT'S HIM.

WE GOTTA GO, SWEETIE.

WE'LL CALL TONIGHT. WE PROMISE.

AAH! JONATHAN!

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM SINCE.

WHAT DOES WITNESS PROTECTION SAY?

NOTHING. JUST SIT TIGHT.

WE'LL FIND 'EM FOR YOU.

FIND THEM FOR ME? OH, NO!

I NEED HELP, BUT I'M NOT HELPLESS.

SHENICE, WE'VE HAD MORE EXPERIENCE WITH THIS STUFF.

I DON'T CARE! I'M COMING, TOO!

NO, YOU'RE NOT!

YES, I AM!

NO, YOU'RE NOT!

YES, SHE IS.

THIS IS THE RIGHT HOTEL.

NOW WE NEED TO FIND THE RIGHT ROOM.

SHEBANG! SHEBANG!

WHOA! WHOA!

GIVE A BROTHER A LITTLE WARNING, HUH?

THIS IS IT.

YUP.

IT MATCHES THE BACKGROUND ON THE VIDEO FILE.

NO SIGN OF THE PARENTS, THOUGH.

MAYBE I CAN PICK UP SOME PRINTS.

GIVE ME A FULL SCAN OF THE ROOM, BACKPACK.

CHEMICALS, FIBERS, ANYTHING.

UH-OH.

WHAT DID YOU FIND?

SAME FOOTPRINTS WE SAW AT THE CHEMISTRY LAB BREAK-IN.

SO OUR LOOTER IS ALSO A KIDNAPPER.

WHAT LOOTER? WHAT BREAK-IN?

[BEEPING]

HE'S PICKING UP A POLICE BULLETIN.

Police dispatcher: ALL UNITS,

THERE IS A METAHUMAN CRIME IN PROGRESS.

CHEMICAL PLANT, ROUTE 92. PLEASE RESPOND, ALL UNITS.

I WONDER IF IT'S BIGFOOT.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY.

HEY!

[SIREN]

[CLANG]

OHH!

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

? LET ME THROUGH ?

? GANGWAY ?

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

? LET ME THROUGH ?

? GANGWAY ?

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

? LET ME THROUGH ?

? GANGWAY ?

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

? LET ME THROUGH ?

? GANGWAY ?

I NEED BACKUP! LOTS OF BACKUP!

[HORN HONKING]

[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]

AAH! AAH!

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

OHH!

? MOVE, GOTTA MOVE ?

Cop: AAH! [SIREN]

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

HELP!

? MAKE WAY ?

? STEPPIN' THE WRONG THING ?

[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]

IT'S OPEN. GET OVER HERE!

Static: YO, BIGFOOT!

YOUR SHOPPING SPREE IS OVER!

NOW WATCH A PROFESSIONAL AT WORK.

UHH!

YE-AAH! YE-AAH!

UHH!

Static: 4,000 POUNDS?!

WHEW! BOY, YOU'D BETTER LAY OFF THE DESSERTS.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

UHH!

AAH!

CATCH! AAH!

[COUGHING]

BY THE WAY, THAT GOO YOU'RE SITTING IN

IS STRONGER THAN CONCRETE.

UHH!

[RUMBLING]

BACK OFF, BIG MAN! UHH!

DOWN...YOU...GO!

UHH! UHH!

OHH!

YOU'RE STRONG, SHENICE,

BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

IT'S YOU.

OHH!

[GEARS WHIRRING]

MOM? DAD?

GET OUT OF THE WAY, SHENICE, NOW!

MOM? DAD?

[SHEBANG GRUNTS]

Static: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' STANDIN' OUT THERE?

YOU ALMOST GOT SQUASHED.

MY PARENTS-- THEY'RE INSIDE THOSE THINGS.

WHAT?!

[GROANS]

HURRY.

Jonathan: WE'RE TRYING.

THESE AREN'T EASY TO OPERATE.

KEEP WORKING. I'LL HANDLE THEM.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO HURT OUR DAUGHTER--

NOT TO WORRY, DOLORES.

I'LL JUST SHAKE 'EM UP A BIT.

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

Static: DUMPSTER! WHY IS IT ALWAYS A DUMPSTER?

WHEN THIS GUY SAYS HE'S GONNA HIT THE ROAD, HE MEANS IT.

THAT'S LIQUID NITROGEN, MINUS 321 FAHRENHEIT.

PUT DOWN THE TANK, MAN.

ONE TOUCH OF THAT, AND YOU'RE FROZEN YOGURT.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

CLEAR OUT! CLEARING!

STATIC, WHERE ARE YOU?

Static on radio: I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T SEE. GONNA BURN THIS OFF.

HE ESCAPED.

EVERYBODY OK?

I GUESS. EXCEPT--

MY PARENTS ARE GONE...AGAIN!

? YEAH-AH-AH ?

OUR HOUSE SPECIALTY:

THE ABANDONED BURRITO OF SOLITUDE.

ONE BITE AND YOU'LL NEED TO BE ALONE.

NO, THANKS.

? HEY-EY-EY-EY-EY ?

MAN, SHE IS SERIOUSLY DOWN.

I'M USING MY BEST JOKES.

MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S DEPRESSING HER.

LISTEN, SHENICE.

I KNOW THINGS LOOK BAD, BUT IT'S GONNA BE OK.

HOW'S IT GONNA BE OK, VIRGIL?

I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE HIDING MY PAST AND LIVING A LIE,

BUT I ALWAYS BELIEVED I COULD TRUST MY PARENTS.

NOW I FIND OUT THEY'RE LIVING AN EVEN BIGGER LIE.

ALL I KNOW IS WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS,

BUT YOU HAVE TO LET US HELP YOU.

OK, FIRST OFF WHO'S THE HEAVY DUDE WITH THE SKIN CONDITION?

HE'S--I DON'T KNOW.

RICH, DO AN INTERNET CHECK ON SHENICE'S PARENTS.

MAYBE THAT'LL GIVE US A LEAD ON THIS GUY.

NO! FORGET IT. DON'T BOTHER.

I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS BY MYSELF.

SHENICE, I'M SORRY YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE INVOLVED,

BUT THEY BROKE THE LAW.

YEAH, AND WE'RE CRIME FIGHTERS.

WE HAVE TO, YOU KNOW, FIGHT CRIME.

NO! BUTT OUT.

IF YOU DON'T,

I'LL-- I'LL TELL EVERYBODY

ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITIES.

SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT,

WOULD SHE?

UNLOCKED.

PRESSURE'S STEADY.

WHERE'S KOENIG?

HE'S OVER THERE...

SNACKING.

[GRUNTS]

KOENIG, PUT IT DOWN.

[CHUCKLES] AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

THIS MUST WEIGH 500 POUNDS,

BUT TO ME IT FEELS LIGHT AS A BALLOON.

KOENIG, YOU'RE A FOOL.

THE GREATER YOUR DENSITY, THE HARDER IT WILL BE TO--

I KNOW WHAT IT'S DOING TO ME, JONATHAN,

BUT I'M HUNGRY.

THE LONGER I'M LIKE THIS,

THE MORE MASS I NEED TO ABSORB.

THE PRESSURE CHAMBER CAN'T TAKE YOUR WEIGHT. YOU'LL BREAK IT,

AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELF AND TO US WILL BE FOR NOTHING.

WELL, JONATHAN,

THAT'S WHY I'M COUNTING ON YOU AND DOLORES

TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

[ALARM BLARING]

YOU KEEP WORKING.

I'LL GO GREET OUR INTRUDERS.

? YOU GO, GIRL ?

NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS PLACE AGAIN.

[GASPS]

[STRAINING]

WELCOME BACK, SHENICE.

AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND?

[SHEBANG GRUNTING]

LET HER GO!

[GRUNTING]

DARLING, WE'RE SO SORRY WE--

SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

THE GOVERNMENT SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN!

Koenig: WE NEEDED A PLACE TO WORK.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!

AS YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU WERE--

BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG,

WE WORKED WITH DR. KOENIG HERE.

WE WERE TRYING TO FIND A WAY FOR LIVING CELLS

TO ABSORB ENERGY MORE EFFICIENTLY,

BYPASS THE WHOLE METABOLIC PROCESS.

IT WAS A DEAD END.

WE WENT ON TO ANOTHER PROJECT.

ME?

YES. WHILE KOENIG CONTINUED HIS RESEARCH.

HE EXPERIMENTED ON HIMSELF.

YOU SEE THE RESULTS.

I ACHIEVED MY GOAL.

I GAINED THE ABILITY TO ABSORB MASS FROM OTHER OBJECTS.

THEIR ATOMIC STRUCTURE COLLAPSES.

I BECOME TOUGHER.

UNFORTUNATELY, I ALSO ENDED UP

WITH SOME UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS.

I CAN'T STOP THE PROCESS.

SOON HE WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE.

HE'LL BECOME A LIVING STATUE.

THAT'S WHY HE STOLE THOSE THINGS

SO WE COULD BUILD THIS CHAMBER

AND FORCE THE CURE INTO HIS SKIN UNDER PRESSURE.

WHY HELP HIM AT ALL?

SIMPLE SELF-INTEREST.

SHOW HER.

[COLLARS BEEPING]

[GASPS]

IF YOUR PARENTS DON'T CURE ME, I'LL PUSH THIS BUTTON.

3 MINUTES LATER, THOSE COLLARS WILL INJECT THEM WITH POISON.

I CAN BREAK THOSE IN A SECOND.

AH, BUT IF YOU EVEN TRY,

THEY'LL GO OFF,

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE

WHO KNOWS THE DEACTIVATION CODE.

YOU'RE SICK.

AGREED.

NOW LET'S GET TO WORK.

ANY LUCK, RICH?

NO, NOTHING MUCH.

IN FACT, THE ONLY PICTURE FILE I FOUND

IS AN OLD ANNUAL REPORT FROM THE LAST PLACE THEY WORKED.

WAIT. ZOOM IN ON THAT GUY.

A LITTLE DIGITAL DOCTORING.

CHECK IT OUT. IT'S OUR HEAVY MAN.

LET'S ROLL.

SEALS ARE GOOD. PRESSURE'S INCREASING.

I'M INFUSING THE ANTIDOTE...

NOW.

[ALARM BLARING]

WHAT'S WRONG?

HIS SKIN IS TOO DENSE.

NONE OF THE ANTIDOTE IS GETTING THROUGH.

[BLARING]

KOENIG, THIS ISN'T WORKING.

Koenig: DON'T STOP. TURN UP THE PRESSURE.

BUT WE'RE ALREADY IN THE RED!

I DON'T CARE!

LOOK OUT!

I WARNED YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FAILED ME.

YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES LEFT.

[BEEP]

[BEEPING] [BEEPING]

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT!

KISS YOUR PARENTS GOOD-BYE, SHENICE.

OH, YEAH. INTERCEPTION.

WHAT'D WE MISS?

YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM!

NO, GEAR, WAIT.

MY PARENTS NEED YOU.

HEY, HEAVY, THIS NOVA BURST SHOULD LIGHTEN YOU UP.

I CAN ABSORB ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME.

CAN THE SAME BE SAID FOR YOU?

I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESSON

IN STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING, STATIC.

AAH!

CLASS DISMISSED.

THIS GUY REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.

[RAPID BEEPING]

COME ON, BACKPACK. FIND THE COMBO!

ONE MINUTE.

I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU.

Static: STAY PUT, YOU FREAK!

YOU ABSORBED EVERYTHING.

NOT EVERYTHING.

[GROANS]

[RAPID BEEPING]

NO! LET ME HANDLE THIS.

COME ON, BACKPACK. YOU CAN DO IT!

4 SECONDS...3...

2...

[BACKPACK BEEPS]

[SIGHS]

THANK GOODNESS!

I GOTTA HELP STATIC.

GEAR?

I'VE GOTTA GO.

WAIT FOR ME!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

YOU HAD TO INTERFERE, DIDN'T YOU?

WELL, NOW YOU'LL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!

[GRUNTING]

WHAT'S BELOW THIS FLOOR?

UNDERGROUND PARKING. WHY?

AAH!

[GRUNTS]

CAN'T...MOVE.

THAT'S IT, BIG BOY.

NO MORE MILKSHAKES FOR YOU.

Shebang: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM?

Static: I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SOMEBODY CAN FIND A CURE.

HUH. ONE THING'S FOR SURE.

HE'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

LISTEN, GUYS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE WHEN I MADE THAT THREAT.

I WOULD NEVER GIVE AWAY YOUR SECRETS.

NO BIGGIE. IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT.

THIS STUFF HAPPENS ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU'RE A TEAM.

A TEAM?! A TEAM?!

UH, YEAH. SURE. WE'RE A TEAM.

WHY NOT? SHENICE, YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US ANY TIME YOU'RE IN TOWN.

COOL!

Static: JUST CALL FIRST, OK?

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