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? GOTTA BE, BE,
GO
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[VIRGIL GROWLING]
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Virgil: FEED ME. FEED ME!
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FEED ME!
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HELLO?
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GOOD MORNING, VIRGIL.
AAH!
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YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA
WARN A BROTHER
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WHEN YOU'RE GONNA WEAR
THAT MANY COLORS IN THE MORNING.
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I LEFT MY SHADES
UPSTAIRS.
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EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS IS ONE
OF THE DASHIKIS I GOT
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WHEN WE WENT TO AFRICA.
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I'M WEARING IT
TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER
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FOR MY NEW
COUNSELING INTERNSHIP.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU
REALLY THINK?
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I
REALLY THINK
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YOU KNOW, VIRGIL,
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THE TRIP WE MADE
TO GHANA WITH DADDY
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GAVE ME AN ENTIRELY NEW
OUTLOOK ON LIFE.
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OH, GOOD FOR YOU.
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ONLY, WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH BREAKFAST?
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FOR A LONG TIME,
YOU'VE CHOSEN TO DIS MY COOKING.
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NOW I'VE CHOSEN TO STOP
MAKING YOUR MEALS.
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SAY WHAT?
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AHH, THAT WAS
REALLY CLEANSING.
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I FEEL EMPOWERED.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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SHE'S EMPOWERED,
I'M STARVIN'.
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[LAUGHTER, CHATTER]
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WE TAKE ONE LOUSY
VACATION
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AND SUDDENLY SHARON
IS THE QUEEN OF SELF-ESTEEM.
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V, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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WITH BEING PROUD
OF YOUR HERITAGE.
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YOU SHOULD RESEARCH
YOUR FAMILY TREE. I DID IT.
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RICH, NO OFFENSE,
BUT YOUR FAMILY TREE
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IS JUST ONE
BIG POTATO.
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YOU'RE IRISH.
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WRONG-O. I'M 1/2 IRISH.
AND THE OTHER HALF...
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VIKINGS!
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OH, YES, V,
MY BLOOD RUNS THICK
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WITH HERRING
AND SOUR CREAM.
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AH, THAT EXPLAINS
THE HORNED HELMET IN YOUR CLOSET.
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UNH.
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CHILL, GODZILLA.
WATCH OUT.
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DO I LOOK LIKE TOKYO
TO YOU?
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YOU DISSIN' ME, DAWG?
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ME? NO, NO.
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I WAS JUST
JOKING AROUND.
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TOTALLY ON ME, MAN.
MY BAD.
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Girl: VIRGIL,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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JUST STAY OUT
OF MY WAY, LITTLE FISH.
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DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT DUDE?!
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LOOKS LIKE HE'S
DOING HIGH SCHOOL
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ON THE 10-YEAR PLAN.
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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
MARCUS REED?
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THAT'S MARCUS?
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[WHISTLES]
HE GOT A LOT BIGGER.
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FOOD MUST BE GOOD
AT JUVENILE HALL.
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MAN, DON'T PUSH
YOUR LUCK WITH HIM, V.
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THAT IS ONE
MAJOR HEAD CASE.
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HEY, I COULD TAKE HIM.
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NO, STATIC COULD
TAKE HIM.
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VIRGIL, IF HE WANTS
TO KEEP HIS IDENTITY SECRET,
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WILL STICK WITH SNIVELLING
AND RUNNING AWAY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
NOT EXACTLY HELPING ME
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WITH MY SELF-ESTEEM.
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HEY, I DO THE BEST I CAN
WITH WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH.
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[POLICE RADIO DRONES]
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BANG BABY.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL
THE METAHUMAN CONTAINMENT TEAM.
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ROJAS, I'VE BEEN
ON THIS BEAT
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SINCE YOU WERE
IN KINDERGARTEN.
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I SAY WHEN TO CALL
FOR BACKUP.
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[THUD]
Policeman: UNH!
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Rojas: PACKARD?
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[GROWLING]
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[ALARM BELL RINGING]
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[PAINED SHRIEK]
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CALL...FOR BACKUP.
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INCOMING!
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BURGER FOOL BURRITO?
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I TOLD YOU,
SHARON ISN'T COOKING.
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HMM...YUM.
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"CONTAINS THE MINIMUM
DAILY REQUIREMENT
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OF CARDBOARD."
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EAT UP, IT'S
A GOOD SOURCE OF ROUGHAGE.
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HEY, HIT THE SOUND.
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...LAST NIGHT HE WAS TAKEN
TO A HOSPITAL,
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WHERE A SPOKESWOMAN
ANNOUNCED
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THAT OFFICER PACKARD
IS IN FAIR CONDITION.
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MEANWHILE,
INVESTIGATORS REPORT
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THAT NOTHING WAS MISSING
FROM THE WAREHOUSE.
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HEY...OFFICER PACKARD
WAS THE COP
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WHO BUSTED MARCUS
LAST TIME.
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RICH, I REALIZE
THAT YOU'RE SMART AND ALL,
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BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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I LOOKED IT UP
ON MY NEW CRIME DATABASE
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COMPUTER INDEX.
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OH. WAIT. HOLD UP.
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WHAT CRIME DATABASE
COMPUTER INDEX?
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I CROSS-INDEXED
ALL NEWSPAPER CRIME REPORTS
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FROM THE LAST
20 YEARS.
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ABOUT 852 MILLION
ITEMS IN ALL.
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AND IT REALLY WORKS?
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[SCOFFS]
WOULD YOU ASK BATMAN THAT QUESTION?
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NO.
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BUT HE'S A FAMOUS
CAPED CRUSADER
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WITH HIS OWN BATMOBILE
AND BATPLANE.
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YOU
ARE A SOPHOMORE WITH A POCKET PROTECTOR.
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HERE'S MY POINT.
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THE POLICE SAY
THE INTRUDER DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING.
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THEREFORE,
THAT WAS NO ROBBERY.
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THAT WAS AN AMBUSH,
AND PACKARD WAS THE TARGET.
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YOU THINK MARCUS IS
THAT BANG BABY.
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WELL, THIS DID HAPPEN
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RIGHT AFTER MARCUS GOT OUT
OF JUVENILE HALL.
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Reporter:
WE NOW TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE SPORTS ARENA,
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CURRENT HOME
OF THE DAKOTA AUTO SHOW.
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REPORTS INDICATE THAT
AN UNIDENTIFIED METAHUMAN
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IS RAMPAGING
THROUGH THE BUILDING.
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Virgil: UH-OH!
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GEE, I WAS HOPING
I'D GET TO SEE THE AUTO SHOW THIS YEAR.
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YEAH,
THE PERIMETER'S SET. WE'RE GOING IN.
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HOLD ON.
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STATIC,
GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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UH, THIS IS...
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GEAR'S MY NAME,
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TECHNOLOGY IS MY GAME.
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PLEASE, TAKE A CARD.
BACKPACK!
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UH...THANKS.
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WHAT'S THE SITUATION?
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THE ARENA WAS UNOCCUPIED
WHEN THAT THING BUSTED IN.
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LUCKY FOR US THE CAR SHOW
DOESN'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
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[ANGRY GROWL INSIDE]
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BETTER MAKE THAT
2 HOURS.
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WE'LL FIND
THAT BANG BABY FASTER IF WE SPLIT UP.
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GREAT IDEA.
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I GOT DIBS
ON THE FOREIGN SPORTS CARS.
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YOU TAKE THE SUVs.
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SUVs? WHAT AM I,
A SOCCER MOM?
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Virgil: UH-OH...
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LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AFTER
ONE BIG CRASH-TEST DUMMY.
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YO, GEAR, SEE ANYTHING?
NOT YET.
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Static: WELL,
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN,
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THIS ONE'S GONNA BE
A HANDFUL. STAY SHARP.
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RELAX, DUDE,
I AM TOTALLY...
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FOCUSED.
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[SIGHS] THEY HAVE GOT
THE PROTON EXCHANGE RATIOS
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ALL WRONG.
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IF THEY JUST APPLY
THE LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
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TO THE SQUARED INVERSE
OF THE POSITRON SEQUENCE,
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THEN--AAH!
[GROWLING]
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DEAL WITH
THIS, CREEPOID!
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[GROWLING]
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GOTTA GO. BYE.
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GEAR, TAKE COVER.
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I GOT IT.
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AAH!
[GROWLING]
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OK, PLAN "B."
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UHH!
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IF THIS KEEPS UP,
I'M GONNA RUN OUT OF LETTERS.
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STATIC!
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[CRASH]
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[CAR ALARM BLARING]
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AAH!
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STATIC, DON'T MOVE.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE.
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UNH...THOUGH
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.
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HUH?
[RUMBLING]
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WHOA!
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WHERE'S THE BEASTIE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THAT CAR ALARM WENT OFF
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AND THEN IT TURNED
AND BOLTED OUT OF HERE.
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MUST HAVE KNOWN
I WAS COMING.
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WHICH WAY DID IT GO?
IT?
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IT...THE BANG BABY.
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YOU KNOW,
ABOUT 12 FEET TALL,
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BIG TEETH AND CLAWS?
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WE DIDN'T SEE A THING.
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WHAT?!
SOMETHING THAT BIG
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CAN'T JUST
DISAPPEAR.
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UNLESS IT DIDN'T STAY BIG.
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IF I GET KICKED OUT
OF DAKOTA HIGH,
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A JUDGE GONNA PULL
MY PROBATION.
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I'M TRYING TO STAY COOL,
BUT IT'S HARD.
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I MEAN, JUST YESTERDAY,
SOME KID STARTS TRIPPIN' AND DISSIN' ME.
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MAKIN' JOKES.
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HEY, I CAN RELATE.
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I GOT A BROTHER
LIKE THAT.
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PEOPLE SEE ME,
THEY JUST THINK I'M A GANGSTER.
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MAYBE THAT'S
ALL I AM.
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OK, THEN,
YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE UP.
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HEY,
YOU'RE MY COUNSELOR.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE DOWN WITH ME.
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I AM DOWN
WITH YOU, MARCUS,
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BUT IF YOU BUY INTO
THAT GANGSTER LABEL,
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YOU ONLY CONFIRM
OTHER PEOPLE'S PRECONCEPTIONS.
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YOU DEFEAT YOURSELF.
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YO, I DIDN'T
COME UP EASY.
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I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY,
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BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST.
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YOU GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
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MARCUS, YOU HAVE
A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
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YOU CAN CHOOSE
TO USE IT,
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OR YOU CAN
THROW IT ALL AWAY.
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BIG NEWS.
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MARCUS HAD
A JOB LINED UP AT THE AUTO SHOW,
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ONLY HIS BAD ATTITUDE
GOT HIM FIRED.
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WOW, THIS GUY'S
REALLY CLOCKIN' THE PAYBACK HOURS.
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WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
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HE ALSO USED TO HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND,
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BUT THAT
IS DEFINITELY IN THE PAST TENSE.
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WHICH DATABASE
DID YOU GET THAT 411 FROM?
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UH, I JUST HUNG AROUND
THE GIRLS' TABLES AT LUNCH.
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YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
THE WAY THEY TALK.
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HI. TAMARA LAWRENCE?
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MM-HMM.
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DID YOU USED TO DATE
MARCUS REED?
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WHY, YOU WRITING
HIS BIOGRAPHY?
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UH-UH. HE'S BEEN
SWEATIN' ME.
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YEAH, I USED
TO GO WITH HIM.
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AND IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BE REAL CAREFUL.
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MARCUS HAS
A NASTY TEMPER,
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AND SINCE THAT BLOWUP
AT THE DOCKS, HMM...
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HE'S BEEN REAL BAD.
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YOU MEAN AFTER
THE BIG BANG?
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RIGHT. AFTER THAT,
IF WE HAD A FIGHT,
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HE'D TOTALLY LOSE IT.
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HE'D GET SO MAD, HE'D JUST
BUST THE DOOR DOWN
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AND RUN OUT,
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AND I WOULDN'T
SEE HIM AGAIN FOR HOURS.
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THAT'S WHY
I BROKE UP WITH HIM.
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[CAR STEREO
PLAYING LOUD]
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00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:15,433
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
235
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,533
HEY, BABE.
236
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,701
TURN IT DOWN, DEION.
237
00:11:18,768 --> 00:11:22,934
YOU KNOW MY EARS
ARE SENSITIVE.
238
00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:24,600
NO PROB.
239
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,917
[TIRES SCREECH]
240
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:41,901
[VOLUME MUCH LOUDER]
241
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,935
? I'M GONNA GET THE PARTY
CRACKIN' IN TIME ?
242
00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:50,002
? I WILL NEVER HAVE
TO WAIT IN LINE... ?
243
00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:53,967
[CRASH]
244
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,467
WHAT--
[GASPS]
245
00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:59,533
[GROWLING]
246
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,200
AAH!
247
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:08,868
THAT THING
TRASHED MY RIDE!
248
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:11,935
I GOT A $6,000
SOUND SYSTEM IN THERE!
249
00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:17,002
WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT
FEELIN' YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC.
250
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,000
UHH!
251
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,933
[GROWLING]
252
00:12:31,401 --> 00:12:33,501
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
253
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:47,267
ANYONE GET THE NUMBER
OF THAT BUS STOP?
254
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,767
YO, THIS MONSTER
DISAPPEARS FASTER THAN FRONT-ROW TICKETS
255
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,367
TO A LITTLE ROMEO CONCERT.
256
00:12:51,433 --> 00:12:52,033
UNH.
257
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,568
IT'S GOT TO BE HIM,
RICH.
258
00:12:58,634 --> 00:13:00,234
THERE'S NO OTHER
EXPLANATION.
259
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,800
OK, THEN I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR STATIC AND GEAR
260
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,800
TO BRING HIM IN.
261
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,301
UH-UH-UH. NO,
WE NEED PROOF.
262
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,001
WE HAVE TO DEFINITELY
LINK MARCUS
263
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,401
TO ALL THOSE ATTACKS.
264
00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:11,867
YOU KNOW, TAMARA SAID
MARCUS HAD A BAD TEMPER.
265
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,468
MAYBE THAT'S THE KEY.
266
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:16,002
HE WAS MAD
AT OFFICER PACKARD FOR ARRESTING HIM...
267
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,301
HE WAS MAD
AT THE AUTO SHOW FOR FIRING HIM...
268
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,468
HE WAS MAD AT TAMARA
HAVING A NEW BOYFRIEND.
269
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:21,934
THERE'S YOUR FORMULA.
270
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,434
MARCUS PLUS MAD
EQUALS MONSTER!
271
00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,734
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM
DO THE OLD PRESTO CHANGE-O,
272
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,900
YOU GOTTA GET HIM ANGRY.
273
00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,468
WELL, THAT WON'T
BE HARD FOR ME.
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00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:31,633
SHARON ALWAYS SAYS
WHEN IT COMES TO IRRITATING PEOPLE,
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I'M THE BEST
THERE IS.
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00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:48,034
HEY.
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00:13:48,101 --> 00:13:50,534
HEY.
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00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,134
YO, TAMARA, SORRY
TO HEAR ABOUT
279
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:53,434
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S CAR.
280
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,401
YEAH, HE WAS, TOO.
281
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,800
BUT HE'S MORE UPSET
ABOUT LOSING
282
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:58,734
THAT LOUD SOUND SYSTEM
OF HIS.
283
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,301
YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING,
284
00:14:00,368 --> 00:14:02,835
HEY, MAYBE MARCUS
IS THE MONSTER.
285
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:05,468
BUT THEN I FIGURED,
NAH, IT COULDN'T BE.
286
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:07,134
MARCUS ISN'T THAT PRETTY.
287
00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:09,735
HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH.
288
00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:12,735
ON THE OTHER HAND,
HE'S ALMOST TALL ENOUGH,
289
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,568
AND HE'S DEFINITELY
FAT ENOUGH.
290
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,633
AND HE SURE LOOKS
DUMB ENOUGH.
291
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,534
SO, I SAY--
292
00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,835
WHAT'S WITH YOU, FOOL?!
293
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,835
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
YOU BUG ME IN SCHOOL,
294
00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:23,834
BUT NOW YOU'RE
MESSIN' WITH ME IN MY HOOD?
295
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,468
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
296
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,668
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT IT...PUNK?
297
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:32,735
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU
INTO A WHOLE NEW ZIP CODE!
298
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,501
AAH!
UNH!
299
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:42,518
MAN, HOW MAD
DOES HE HAVE TO GET?
300
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,368
LOOK, IT'S J. LO!
301
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:48,701
HUH?
WHERE AT?
302
00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:52,601
YO, DAWG...
YOU GOIN' DOWN.
303
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,834
? WANNA GO CLIP FOR CLIP ?
304
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,534
? WANNA GO WHIP FOR WHIP ?
305
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:59,768
? WANNA GO FIFTH FOR FIFTH ?
306
00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:02,134
? DOUGH FOR DOUGH,
DOUGH FOR DOUGH ?
307
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,101
? WANNA GO TOE TO TOE ?
308
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,668
? WANNA GO SLOW TO SLOW ?
309
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:10,935
? WANNA GO DOUGH FOR DOUGH ?
310
00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:16,267
[RUMBLING, CREAKING]
311
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,234
WHEW.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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00:15:18,301 --> 00:15:19,267
SHH!
313
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,001
V, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
314
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,101
YOUR SISTER IS
MARCUS' COUNSELOR.
315
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,068
WELL, SHE'S DOING
A LOUSY JOB.
316
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,134
LISTEN, MARCUS
CAN'T
317
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,935
HE WAS HERE
AT THE CENTER WITH SHARON
318
00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:31,600
RIGHT WHEN WE WERE
FIGHTING THAT THING AT THE AUTO SHOW.
319
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,934
WHAT?! OH, MAN!
320
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,768
TOO LATE.
I GOT MARCUS SO MAD
321
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,501
HE WANTS TO TURN MY FACE
INTO A PICASSO.
322
00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:39,501
Rich: WELL,
IF HE CATCHES YOU,
323
00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:40,568
AT LEAST YOU KNOW
YOU CAN ZAP HIM.
324
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:43,067
OH, SURE, AND GIVE AWAY
MY SECRET IDENTITY?
325
00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:47,667
THERE'S A PLAN.
[GROWLING]
326
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,401
UM, RICHIE...
327
00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:51,001
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO CALL YOU BACK.
328
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,767
[SNARLING, GROWLING]
329
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:56,667
AAH!
330
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:57,701
[ROARING]
331
00:15:57,768 --> 00:16:02,201
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
332
00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:06,067
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
333
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:07,601
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
334
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,234
? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ?
? CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE ?
335
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:12,234
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
336
00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:13,701
? CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF,
CAN'T BREAK IT OFF?
337
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:15,134
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
338
00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:17,434
[GRUNTING]
339
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:18,835
? CAN'T FIGHT THE POWER ?
340
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:21,167
? CAN'T SHAKE IT OFF,
CAN'T BREAK IT OFF ?
341
00:16:21,234 --> 00:16:23,634
? CAN'T FAKE IT OFF ?
342
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:24,900
[QUIETLY]
RICH, I'M BACK,
343
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,900
AND I GOT BIG UGLY
CHASING ME.
344
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:28,134
WELL,
IF IT'S NOT MARCUS,
345
00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:29,401
THEN WHY IS HE
CHASING YOU.
346
00:16:29,468 --> 00:16:30,633
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
347
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,167
[GROWLING]
348
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,534
WEIRD. EVERYONE MARCUS
HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST,
349
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,101
THE MONSTER GOES AFTER.
350
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,668
MAYBE MARCUS CONTROLS IT.
351
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:42,734
OR MAYBE THE MONSTER
WANTS EVERYONE TO THINK IT'S MARCUS.
352
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,001
MAYBE IT'S FRAMING HIM.
353
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,834
AAH! UHH...
354
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:51,334
[CALLIOPE MUSIC STARTS]
355
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:55,001
[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS]
356
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:55,667
AAH!
357
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:04,034
Virgil: WHOA...
358
00:17:04,101 --> 00:17:04,701
AAH!
359
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:16,067
UHH--UNH!
360
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:20,934
[MONSTER GROWLING]
361
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:25,301
[GASPS]
362
00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,067
[MONSTER CHUCKLES]
363
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:28,768
SO, WHY AREN'T YOU
GOING AFTER HIM?
364
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:31,433
MARCUS AIN'T
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
365
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,533
[SCREECHES]
366
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,734
I'M ONTO YOU, DAWG.
367
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,434
OR SHOULD I SAY
GIRLFRIEND?
368
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,234
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!
369
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,368
CHECK IT, MARCUS.
370
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,368
CREATURE FEATURE
WANTS YOU TO TAKE THE BLAME
371
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,433
FOR ALL THE DAMAGE
IT CREATED.
372
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,434
WHAT FOR?
373
00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:48,501
MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU
BROKE UP WITH HER.
374
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,400
AAH!
375
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,668
TAMARA?
376
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:55,267
[TAMARA/MONSTER VOICE]
THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETIE.
377
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,267
BUT HOW--
378
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,534
REMEMBER THE NIGHT
YOU BROKE UP WITH ME?
379
00:17:58,601 --> 00:18:00,501
I WENT TO THE DOCKS
LOOKING FOR YOU,
380
00:18:00,568 --> 00:18:02,267
HOPING TO GET YOU BACK.
381
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:03,667
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
382
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,501
SO THE BIG BANG GOT YOU.
383
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,901
YEAH...BUT NOT YOU.
384
00:18:07,968 --> 00:18:12,267
YOU WALKED AWAY CLEAN...
FROM ME AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
385
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,667
SO YOU'RE BLAMING ME
FOR WHAT HAPPENED?
386
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:15,800
OH, YEAH.
387
00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:18,334
BEFORE ONLY MY HEART
WAS HURTING.
388
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,301
NOW EVERYTHING HURTS.
389
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:22,668
I TRY TO CONTROL IT, BUT...
390
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,301
YOU'VE GOT NO IDEA
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE
391
00:18:25,368 --> 00:18:27,134
WITH A MONSTER INSIDE OF YOU.
392
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,700
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
393
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,134
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
394
00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:32,134
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU STARTED SINGING
395
00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:34,333
A DIFFERENT TUNE,
HOMEGIRL.
396
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,034
AAH!
397
00:18:37,101 --> 00:18:39,368
[GROWLING]
398
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,967
THESE WON'T HOLD ME LONG.
399
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,201
WON'T HAVE TO.
400
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,201
IF YOU'RE
GONNA SING,
401
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,534
THEN WHAT YOU NEED
IS A BACKUP BAND.
402
00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:46,867
JUST THE THING
FOR YOU
403
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:50,501
AND YOUR
SENSITIVE EARS.
404
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:55,568
[CALLIOPE MUSIC
PLAYING FAST, LOUD]
405
00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:00,301
UHH! AAH!
406
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:02,700
TOO LOUD!
407
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,900
SAY WHAT?
YOU WANT ME
408
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,234
TO PUMP UP
THE VOLUME?
409
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:06,267
NO PROBLEM.
410
00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:11,234
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDER, FASTER]
411
00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:14,934
RR...
412
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,267
SORRY I HAD
TO DO THAT,
413
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,934
BUT JAIL WILL BE
A LOT QUIETER.
414
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:19,201
[GROANS]
415
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,301
Policeman: THIS IS HOW
WE FOUND THE SCENE.
416
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,633
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
MOVE THAT BACK.
417
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,034
DON'T ASK ME WHO.
418
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:35,251
[POLICE RADIO DRONES]
419
00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:40,101
FIRST TIME I EVER...
YO, RICH,
420
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,267
WE WERE TRIPPIN'
GOING AFTER THE WRONG GUY.
421
00:19:42,334 --> 00:19:43,434
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
422
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,468
FROM NOW ON,
WE HAVE TO BE SURE OF OUR FACTS.
423
00:19:45,534 --> 00:19:47,167
DON'T ASSUME
ANYTHING.
424
00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,735
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK
BY ITS COVER.
425
00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,700
AND MOST
IMPORTANTLY... YEAH?
426
00:19:50,767 --> 00:19:51,934
BRING EARPLUGS.
427
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,234
OH, MY EARS
ARE STILL RINGING
428
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,533
FROM THAT WALL
OF SOUND.
429
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,501
RIGHT.
WHAT?
430
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:57,767
[YELLING]
I SAID RIGHT!
431
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,334
OW! OK.
432
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,267
TAMARA SAID I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
433
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,533
TO HAVE A MONSTER
LIVING INSIDE ME.
434
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,035
SHE'S WRONG.
435
00:20:05,102 --> 00:20:07,735
THE DIFFERENCE IS
YOU CAN TAME YOUR MONSTER.
436
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:12,368
YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT
GO AWAY. IT'S UP TO YOU.
437
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:14,568
LISTEN, MARCUS,
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY
438
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:16,468
I'M SORRY
FOR DISSIN' YOU.
439
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:19,067
WELL,
I SHOULD HOPE SO.
440
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,267
ARE WE COOL?
441
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,301
WELL, UH...
442
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,934
SINCE YOU ARE
SHARON'S BROTHER.
443
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,634
HEH, WHO WOULD
HAVE THOUGHT?
444
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,601
FOR ONCE IT PAYS
TO BE RELATED TO YOU.
445
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:30,234
WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR INSULTS?!
446
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,835
I'VE HAD IT.
COME HERE!
447
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,767
UH, SHARON,
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU
448
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:34,934
THAT THERE ARE POLICE
AROUND.
449
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,834
NO JURY WOULD
CONVICT ME.
450
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,401
YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS?
451
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,401
YOU COULD RUN.
452
00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:40,568
OOH, GOOD IDEA!
453
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:44,234
AAH! AAH! OH, STOP. AAH!
454
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,168
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