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? GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE A SATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[GROANING]

WHERE DOES HE GET THESE WHACKED-OUT TOYS?

BOOK 'EM.

[THUNDER]

ALLIE LANGFORD!

Virgil: ALLIE!

ALLIE!

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ?

YOU'RE TRIPPIN', ALLIE.

THE MORE YOU RUN, THE WORSE IT GETS.

Allie: GO BACK TO DAKOTA. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? GET ONE SHOT, SO TAKE YOUR AIM ?

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ?

COME ON, ALLIE.

LET'S BOTH GO HOME.

I'M NOT FEELIN' ALLIE ANYMORE.

THE NAME IS NAILS.

HUNH!

HEY!

I'D SAY THAT TRICK IS BANGIN',

BUT NOT WHEN I CAN FLIP YOUR OWN POWER AGAINST YOU.

I'LL REMBER THAT.

AAH!

? ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? GET ONE SHOT, SO TAKE YOUR AIM ?

OH, MAN.

REAL SMOOTH, VIRG.

THEN AGAIN, YOU'VE BEEN ONE STEP BEHIND ALLIE

SINCE THIS WHOLE MESS WENT DOWN.

Virgil: I SHOULD'VE NOTICED SOMETHING WAS FOUL

3 DAYS AGO.

HUNH! UHH!

WHASSUP! I'M OPEN. OVER HERE!

WATCH THE HANDS, MAN!

HEY! HO! UNH!

OHH! GET IT!

COME ON, MAN!

COME ON. GET THAT!

GO UP!

BETTER LEARN HOW TO REBOUND, CLOWN!

[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

NO.

NOT NOW.

HEADS UP, ALLIE!

[GASPS]

HEY, WHERE YOU BEEN LATELY?

YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE COAT?

EXPECTING SNOW?

WHOA. JUST KIDDING.

HUNH! HEY!

EARL'S IN THE CLEAR!

EARL GOES FOR THE SETUP.

? HE'S OPEN, HE'S OPEN, EVERYBODY ?

HUNH! UNH!

ALLIE! [GASPS]

OHH! CHECK IT OUT.

IS SHE OK?

[GASPS] OH, WOW.

ARE YOU OK?

IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE NOT SPLATTERED.

I'M FINE.

HOW'S YOUR HEAD?

DON'T TOUCH!

SORRY!

[MUTTERING]

YOU DROPPED YOUR--

THANKS.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THE NURSE?

I WISH.

WHAT'S UP WITH HER LATELY?

IT'S LIKE SHE'S BECOMING ANOTHER PERSON.

MAYBE SHE IS.

I CAN'T EVEN FIND ALL MY STUFF.

ALL MY LOCKER STUFF.

HEY. WHOA.

THAT'S WHACK!

YEAH. THEY GOT MINE, TOO.

SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A JOKE?

NOBODY LOST MORE THAN A FEW DOLLARS.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS AFTER SOME EASY CASH.

CHECK OUT THESE CUTS, RICH.

YEAH. AND LOOK WHOSE LOCKER'S UNTOUCHED.

ALLIE'S.

I WONDER WHERE SHE IS?

YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T HEAR?

HEAR WHAT?

HER FOLKS WERE IN HERE EARLIER

TALKING TO THE PRINCIPAL.

SHE RAN AWAY FROM HOME THIS MORNING.

I GUESS WE KNOW WHO WAS PICKING UP TRAVELING MONEY.

DOES ALLIE HAVE ANY FAMILY

IN GOTHAM, DAISY?

MMM, I DON'T THINK SO.

WHY GOTHAM?

JUST PLAYIN' A HUNCH.

? YEAH ?

THIS IS THE COMPUTER ALLIE WAS USING.

I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT SHE'S BEEN LOOKING AT.

THE LOG SAYS SHE'S BEEN ON IT A LOT.

THESE GOTHAM MAPS MATCH THE ONE SHE HAD YESTERDAY.

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO GO TO GOTHAM CITY?

GOOD QUESTION.

HEY, SHE SET UP HER OWN MAILBOX.

LOOK, SHE'S BEEN SWAPPIN' E-MAILS

WITH A COUPLE OF WEB HOSTS--

"CERES AND THALIA."

HERE'S A LINK TO THEIR SITE.

"BANG BABY OUTREACH?"

YEAH. SEEMS THEY RUN A CLINIC

THAT HELPS PEOPLE HAVIN' TROUBLE DEALIN' WITH THEIR SPECIAL ABILITIES.

THEY WANT ALLIE TO JOIN 'EM.

ALLIE'S A BANG BABY?

IT ALL FITS.

ALLIE'S CHANGIN', AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT.

AND I BET SHE'S WILLING TO TRUST ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY CAN HELP.

SOUNDS BAD.

SOMEONE ASKIN' A KID

TO MEET 'EM OVER THE INTERNET IS BAD.

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? GET ONE SHOT SO TAKE IT AND STAY ?

? ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ?

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? GET ONE SHOT, SO TAKE IT AND STAY ?

? ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? AND YOU WILL MAKE IT ?

[GASPS]

NO USE FRONTIN' ANYMORE.

I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY!

UNH! AH!

UNH.

I THINK YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

[GASPS]

BATMAN.

UH, GOOD LOOKIN' OUT.

I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

REALLY? UH, I MEAN, WHY NOT?

I KNOW WHY THIS GIRL IS IN GOTHAM

AND WHO SHE'S HERE TO MEET.

RIGHT. SURE.

AND THAT WOULD BE--

Poison Ivy: THAT WOULD BE ME.

UNH!

UNH! UNH!

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN'.

NO WAY. UNH!

UNH!

UNH! UNH!

A FITTING FATE FOR SUCH WOODEN HEARTS.

Harley: EXCUSE ME, RED...

BUT TELLING BAD JOKES IS MY SCHTICK.

DON'T BE AFRAID, HON. WE'VE COME TO HELP.

AAH!

? ME AND MY HOME GIRLS, THAT'S MY CREW ?

? BETTER WATCH OUT ?

? WE'RE BUSTIN' THROUGH ?

? ME AND MY HOME GIRLS, WE'RE SO FINE ?

NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO MAKE LIKE TREES AND LEAVE!

WHAT? I SAID THEY WERE BAD.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

CAN'T...

UNH! CAN'T BREATHE.

UNH!

[GRUNTS]

UNH!

UNH.

[BEEP]

? ME AND MY HOME GIRLS, THAT'S MY CREW ?

? BETTER WATCH OUT, WE'RE BUSTIN' THROUGH ?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU WERE THE ONE POSTING ONLINE AS CERES?

THAT'S RIGHT. THE GODDESS OF THE HARVEST.

AND MY ASSOCIATE THALIA, MUSE OF COMEDY.

MMM!

WE COULDN'T CALL OURSELVES HARLEY AND IVY

ON ACCOUNT OF THEY'D BUST US AGAIN.

AIN'T IT SAD?

FORGET IT.

I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY TO GOTHAM

TO HOOK UP WITH A COUPLE OF CROOKS.

I'M OUTTA HERE.

AND WHERE WILL YOU GO, ALLIE?

[GASPS] OOH-HOO.

I REMEMBER THE E-MAILS WE TRADED--

ALL THE FEAR IN YOUR LETTERS, THE DESPERATION.

NO ONE SHOULD GO THROUGH THAT ALONE, GIRLFRIEND.

WE MAY BE, AS YOU SAY, CROOKS NOW,

BUT ONCE WE WERE DOCTORS.

AND I'M STILL A BRILLIANT CHEMIST.

AND AS A THERAPIST,

I'VE BEEN HELPING VICTIMS DEAL WITH THEIR AFFLICTIONS.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, YOU KNOW.

HEE HEE HEE. [RATTLES]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

DID I SAY LAUGHTER? I MEANT PENICILLIN.

THE FACT IS, WE CAN HELP YOU, MY DEAR.

I'VE ISOLATED A CURE FOR THE BANG BABY SYNDROME.

IT WORKED ON OTHERS, AND IT CAN WORK ON YOU.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE COME FOR, RIGHT?

YES.

[GASPS]

UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S A RATHER EXPENSIVE FORMULA.

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EARN IT.

I'M DOWN FOR ANYTHING.

NOW THAT'S YOUR FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY.

[VIRGIL GRUNTS]

HUH?

[GASPS] WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

OW! WHERE AM I?

OW!

WHO ARE YOU?

BATMAN.

I DON'T THINK SO.

JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE SOMEONE TO BELIEVE THAT.

OW!

PARDON ME.

THAT SEEMS TO BE THE LAST ONE.

WELL, THANKS, DOG.

YOU'RE WELCOME, DUDE.

WHOA.

THIS IS REALLY IT...

THE BAT CAVE.

NICE CRIB.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING, VIRGIL?

YOU KNOW?

I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE

THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE.

IT FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET.

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T CARRY THAT

WHILE YOU'RE IN UNIFORM.

UH, RIGHT. SO WHERE'S ROBIN?

WITH THE TITANS.

THE WHO?

YOU'LL MEET HIM SOMEDAY.

THE IDEA OF ALLIE LANGFORD WITH THOSE TWO IS WHACK.

THAT MEANS CRAZY.

I KNOW.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A FIX ON HARLEY AND IVY

SINCE THEY ESCAPED CUSTODY.

I DISCOVERED IVY'S BANG BABY SITE

AND KNEW WHERE THEY WERE PLANNING TO MEET.

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, ALLIE'S A GOOD KID.

SHE'S JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME.

SHE LEFT US FOR DEAD. SHE'S NOT THAT GOOD.

SHE'S CONFUSED AND SCARED.

SHE TURNED TO THE NET FOR HELP,

AND YOUR CREEP GIRLS TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER.

CUT HER SOME SLACK, B-MAN.

UH, OK?

WE'LL PLAY IT YOUR WAY FOR NOW,

BUT IF SHE GETS OUT OF CONTROL,

SHE GOES DOWN LIKE THE OTHERS.

[FOG HORN BLARES]

[CRASH]

[GASPS] WE HIT SOMETHIN'!

WE'RE NOT MOVIN'.

LOOK!

Man: CUT IT AWAY!

Poison Ivy: WHAT A SHOCKING DISREGARD FOR PLANT LIFE.

I THINK THEY NEED TO CHILL, DON'T YOU?

UNH! UNH!

[BOTH COUGH]

[ALL COUGHING]

OK, I STOPPED THE SHIP, AND HARLEY STOPPED THE CREW.

IT'S UP TO OUR LITTLE NAILS TO DO THE REST.

YOU'VE GOT THE MAGIC TOUCH, KIDDO.

DO YOUR THING.

UNH!

OOH!

PRETTY. MMM.

YOU NEVER SAID I'D BE GETTING MIXED UP

WITH ANYTHING THIS BIG.

SCIENCE AIN'T CHEAP, HON.

UNH! UNH! BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE

THE BIG BAD GOVERNMENT

WILL MISS A FEW LITTLE OLD GOLD BARS.

UNH. AAH!

UNH. A LITTLE HELP HERE?

I'D SAY THE CHOICE IS PRETTY CLEAR.

UNH.

YOU CAN TAKE THAT OFF NOW.

NOTHIN' LIKE BEIN' TRUSTED.

IF YOU'D RATHER GET OUT AND WALK...

Virgil: UH, HEH.

I'M COOL.

WHAT'S THE PLAN?

I HAVE A FEW LEADS,

BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME

THEY MAY HAVE ALREADY MADE THEIR MOVE.

Commissioner Gordon: IT SHOWED UP 15 MINUTES AGO--

A CARPET OF SEAWEED BLOCKING HALF THE BAY.

THE COAST GUARD CAN'T CUT THROUGH IT.

ALL SHIPPING ACTIVITY IS DEAD IN THE WATER

INCLUDING A FEDERAL GOLD TRANSPORT.

SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOUR PLANT LADY'S STYLE.

GIVE US 10 MINUTES.

IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM US,

SEND IN POLICE HELICOPTERS.

YEAH.

WHAT THE HECK DID ROBIN DO TO HIS HAIR?

? YEAH ?

[GIGGLES]

KEEP 'EM COMIN'.

THIS IS NOT A FEW LITTLE OLD GOLD BARS.

OOH, DON'T TELL ME METAL MA'S GOT A CONSCIENCE.

NOW HARLEY, IF ALLIE IS BOTHERED BY THIS,

WE'LL JUST CONCLUDE OUR BUSINESS AND PART.

OKEY DOKEY, POISON OAKEY.

[SNIFFS] UNH! IT SMELLS LIKE NAIL POLISH!

OH, YEAH. WELL, CONFIDENTIALLY, IT IS.

[GASPS]

OH!

GET IT? "NAIL POLISH," AS IN "POLISH OFF NAILS?"

START THE BLIMP.

[GASPS] HUH?

LUCKY ME. WHAT OTHER SUPERHERO

GETS 2 LOVELY LETHAL LADIES

ALL TO HIMSELF?

? GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE, BE ?

? OH, GOTTA BE, BE, GOTTA BE A SUPERHERO ?

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, KID KILOWATT.

NICE TRY, SPARKY.

? GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ?

YOU DON'T HAVE THE JUICE TO TAKE ME.

UNH!

WAIT FOR IT.

AAH!

UNH.

UNH.

I'D SAY THAT'S JUICE ENOUGH.

AAH!

[GRUNTS]

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, KID?

YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH POWERLESS AGAINST WOOD.

[GRUNTS]

Allie: BUT I'M NOT.

[GASPS]

? STAY ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME ?

? ONE STEP ?

UNH!

UNH!

AAH!

UNH!

[BOTH GASP]

DON'T, ALLIE.

THEY HURT ME. THIS IS PAYBACK.

AAH!

UNH. AND THEN WHAT?

SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

RUNNIN' FROM GUYS LIKE HIM...

[ALLIE GRUNTS] AND ME?

PHEW.

TELL ME THIS. WHY DID YOU BOTHER COMIN' AFTER ME?

IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO

FOR A GIRL FROM MY HOOD.

BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW...

WHERE DID HE GO?

THE KID'S GOT STYLE.

? YEAH ?

MMM. MMM.

I DID IT!

I CAN CONTROL THE CHANGE AT WILL NOW.

IT'S WONDERFUL, HONEY.

DR. CHEN SAYS MY TREATMENT'S GOING SO WELL,

I MAY LOSE THE METALLIC AFFLICTION COMPLETELY.

YOU COULD GIVE A LOT OF HOPE TO THE BANG BABIES, ALLIE.

YEAH. I WAS LUCKY TO BE SELECTED FOR THIS PROGRAM.

IT'S BEING PAID FOR BY A BIG COMPANY IN GOTHAM.

WAYNE INDUSTRIES.

HOW'S OUR PATIENT?

BETTER EVERY DAY, MR. WAYNE.

THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE FROM SCHOOL, VIRGIL HAWKINS.

GOOD TO KNOW YOU, VIRGIL.

SAME HERE.

IT'S NICE OF YOU TO PICK UP THE TAB FOR ALL THIS.

I HEARD SHE HAD A ROUGH TIME DEALING WITH HER CONDITION,

BUT I'D SAY SHE'S EARNED SOME TRUST.

SIR, I BROUGHT THE CAR AROUND.

WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

HEY.

AND SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.

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