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Brother-in-law, why haven't you visited our store even once?

It looks like you don't have any relationship with your sister-in-law.

Ah, is that so? I'm sorry. I will surely come this week.

Really? That's right. You should buy clothes and exercise too.

At your age proper body management is really important.

Well, you won't grow tall even if you exercise.

Look at you, you never have anything good to say.

Did I say something wrong? I was just kidding Brother-in-law.

Yes, yes, it was a joke.

Why? Why?

Hyeong! Hyeong!

What's going on?

Hyeong, I have an interview.

Really?

Really...

Where?

Monthly Martial Arts Magazine. It's great, right?

Yes, good, good.

What is this? And isn't he unemployed now?

He writes martial arts novel. They call him something like Teacher Ok Myeon?

Teacher Ok Myeon? Is it a cold-noodles shop's name?

Omo! It's really ridiculous.

Hey you, it's 'ok' for jade bead, and 'myeon' for face.

A face that looks like a jade? You don't look the slightest bit like it.

Hey in-law, your bragging is over-exaggerated.

I'm just joking. Can't I make a joke?

Honey, our Hyeong Beom will be interviewed.

Can we go to the clinic and give him a facial massage?

Well, okay. You can.

No money, no girlfriend...

Why is my youth like this?

That's right, you're almost 30.

Are you worried about me? Worry about yourself.

You have the most problem. Look at you.

Look who's talking? I look much better than you.

No way.

Don't tell me at 30 years old, I still won't get a chance to kiss.

Why isn't there a good woman in this world?

What are you doing?

You're starting again.

I'm alive.

Let me add some more.

Hey, U Bong. It's your sisters.

Tell us who is the most beautiful among those three woman.

Of course it's Ji Yun nuna.

Why?

She's pretty.

You guys are so crude. Are women judged based on their looks?

Of course. Then what do you base it on?

A woman must be kind and decent.

What will happen if a woman is beautiful but her character stinks?

A man will become her slave.

Hyeong you experienced that before right?

Anyway, she must be kind and decent.

Her face should be pretty.

You punk, I said she must be kind and decent.

What is it? What is it?

Who is the best woman?

Of course it's Da Yun. The kindest. The prettiest.

Da Yun? You fool.

Okay then, tell me who's the kindest.

Ji Yun nuna is the most kind-hearted.

She's the prettiest too.

Who is the most scary? Of course Da Yun will be first.

Maybe something's wrong with him. He doesn't seem normal.

Or is there a problem with the concept? It's really strange.

Hyeong, what are you saying?

Anyway, I'm the tallest and the most handsome.

What are you saying? You're just tall. I still look better than you.

What? No way.

You look like a loser. What are you saying?

Hey! What are you saying? Loser is written all over your face. Here...

That's enough.

What?

Whatever.

- What? What? - Loser. Loser.

Be quiet, okay?

Yes.

Then, let's find out who the best woman is tomorrow. Okay?

Okay, not bad.

Welcome.

Hyeong. You said you will buy me clothes, is it here?

Sister-in-law, I want to buy him some clothes so we're here to look around.

Your store is really big.

Yes.

Pick one, it's my treat today.

Just a moment.

Hello, what is the matter?

Hyeong!

Why is the color too bright? What are these colors?

You look out of touch.

This is the trend nowadays.

Look at you, no style at all. Seriously!

Will you climb a mountain?

No, I hate exercising the most.

Looks like it. This is good for everyday wear.

And it's absorbent. You perspire a lot, don't you?

No, my skin is as tender and as delicate as a child's.

Why are you angry? I was just saying.

Look here.

What?

Do you know?

What?

The words you utter make people angry.

Excuse me, your appearance makes people sick. Do you know that?

What?

What are you saying?

This woman...

I didn't say anything wrong, what's wrong with you?

Yes, but in that case I think it will be a bit difficult.

What are you saying?

Please wait a moment. I'll call you back. Yes.

I didn't say anything wrong.

What's going on?

Even if she begs me to buy, I will never buy.

I won't buy! I won't buy! I wont' buy!

It's me who won't sell it, I won't.

I won't buy! Really!

Hyeong Beom.

Look at her, Hyeong.

That woman is really strange. She's a hundred times stranger than Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law again. No matter what...

If you get mad at sister-in-law, what would I be?

Anyway, that woman is annoying.

Hyeong how can you say that to me? Really!

Hey, Hyeong Beom! Hyeong Beom!

Is your brother-in-law a psycho?

How can he come to someone's store and get mad?

Did you provoke him?

Eonni, are you taking his side?

I don't know! Don't let him come here from now on, hang up.

Last time I noticed that Ji Yun seems to like you a bit.

What? No, it's looks like Da Yun likes you a bit.

What are you saying?

Isn't it?

Hello.

Hello. I would like to ask you a question.

What?

What if your ex-boyfriend wanted to borrow 10 million from you?

What?

What will you do?

In that case, I would take out my time deposit.

If he really needed it, of course, I would lend it to him.

Wow. Okay, you can leave now.

Huh?

Go! Quickly go.

She's really kind, right?

That's not kind. That's being foolish.

And she doesn't have an ex-boyfriend.

She said she's going to lend him the money. That's the best. How many points shall we give?

She said she'll terminate her time deposit. 100 points?

That's right, 100 points.

Hyeong, zero is two or three--

Nuna.

What are you doing early in the morning?

Nuna, what if your ex-boyfriend wanted to borrow ten million from you,

what would you do?

Since when do I have money?

No, what are you doing? Why are you asking this question?

So weird.

It shouldn't be like this.

See? What's the use of beauty? It's no good at all.

It's not bad, she's joking, great sense of humor 100 points.

Even so, she still needs to be kind.

Get lost. Go to school.

Da Yun, if your ex-boyfriend wanted to borrow--

Move.

What? What? What is she?

Amazing, right?

She's first. Really!

She has great charisma, right? She's really cool.

What are you saying?

100 points.

We're not basing it on charisma but kindness.

You too, go away. All of you leave me.

Hyeong, why are your trousers like that?

Then are you saying that Hui Bong is the best woman?

No, we should do the test again.

Next criteria is cooking.

Dish.

To see if a woman's kind, it all depends on her dish, right?

Her dish.

Okay... okay.

You scared me!

Oh, you came.

Hui Bong, if you have a boyfriend...

what dish would you prepare for him?

I...

Spicy fish soup? Won't it be too spicy?

Then grilled eel. Eel is great for stamina.

There's no other meaning.

Hey, does your sister know how to grill eel?

Wow, highest! 100 points. 100 points.

How can you give her 100 points? Don't ask about dishes.

Anyway to be fair, 100 points.

That's really...

Cook? Why should I?

Men usually invite me to dinner.

But what are you doing here? It's really weird.

What is it? What's weird? She's very weird.

If all women are as pretty as her, of course, men will invite them to dinner.

Anyway '0' points, I'm a fair judge.

Seriously.

Malt Syrup.

Is that a dish?

She's cussing you.

But I love that syrup.

Yes, that syrup is not bad.

That's right, I would love to receive sweets on White day.

Give her 100 points.

No, '0'.

Huh?

Why is Ji Yun nuna a '0'?

Give it to me, 0.

Give it to me.

Let go, don't grab it.

Where are the noodles? Okay.

It looks delicious.

What are you doing?

You scared me!

This is not a side-dish market.

How can you steal other people's kimchi?

What are you doing under there? Even scaring people?

And... What did I steal?

This is not even your house.

What? How can this not be my house? This is my brother's home.

This is not your brother's house. It's my sister's house.

What did you say?

You're ridiculous. Really! You scared me!

You did nothing and yet you're here for coffee!

Who's here?

Mak Bong grandma, it's not like that.

No, that's why my coffee is always missing.

Is that right?

No, that is...

Grandma, your kimchi is almost gone.

Mak Bong grandma, I just want to get a little.

Only know how to steal people's food like a rat.

Because of that person I didn't get any kimchi at all.

I got ramen. What's wrong?

Look at your hair. Did you wash your hair?

I did.

It still looks like that after washing?

I even rinsed it.

Rinse, whatever. Move.

What? As if she's such a looker. Hey!

What if a woman is kind and good at cooking?

It's finished once she has an affair.

Do you agree?

Right, right.

Right. Right.

That's why we must include the feelings.

Do you know what feelings is?

Blackouts?

It's feelings.

Ji Yun, what's the longest time you dated your boyfriend?

Not that long.

Then, how long was your longest relationship?

About... three months?

What?

I've never dated.

No, it's been about two months.

How do you know that?

I don't know how I know that.

I don't know.

What?

Why are you even thinking about it? It's a one-sided love.

Then we will include one-sided love. How long did your one-sided love last?

Is that so? If I count it...

About... three years?

What is it? What are you guys doing?

Aren't you going to school?

We will go.

Aren't you going?

You aren't going?

What?

So depressing. She's first. 3 years of one-sided love.

- What's wrong with one-sided love? - What's wrong with one-sided love?

You're all in a one-sided love, right?

So shabby. What will I do with you?

Hyeong, what's wrong?

Do you know how innocent and great one-sided love is?

Don't look at me like that, you don't have the right.

Eonni, eonni, give me a whitening massage

and also a moisturizing massage.

We're fully booked today.

Don't you have another beauty clinic you frequent?

They're closed everyday. I won't go there anymore.

Can't you do it for your sister?

Are there any free spaces in our massage rooms? Okay.

Can I?

Go on.

Okay.

Uncle is here. Don't create trouble.

That guy is here?

But Eonni, am I the type who looks for trouble?

It's him who has a problem. I understand.

Please prepare a whitening facial mask for me.

My skin has become dark this summer. Really.

It's In-law. In-law again.

Ah yes, hello.

Omo! What is this?

Is that a human's face? Omo! Is it because you don't wash your face?

It's not even an orange peel.

Omo! Looks like it can't be remedied by doing it once or twice.

Don't you agree, Mister?

Hey!

Why do you keep yelling? All you do is yell.

Did I say something wrong? Bachelors are all like this.

Please lie down here.

This is my first time so I don't know.

Just lie down and close your eyes.

Lying down and closing my eyes in front of women is really embarrassing.

I can't sleep.

I thought it was some pervert. Just do what she says.

What? Per-pervert?

Have you said enough?

What I meant was it seems so. Lie down quickly.

What? You're just writing cheap novels.

What? Cheap novels? I don't care how you think of me. Don't insult my work.

I am an author who got an interview with a magazine.

All people can do an interview.

It's not fun at all.

What are you saying? Are you done?

Apologize to me.

I won't. Why should I apologize to you?

You should be apologizing to me instead.

What? You won't apologize?

Never.

Hello.

- Hi. - Hello.

Hello. Honey! Aren't we going to watch a movie today?

Honey.

Okay then, I will just sue you for defamation.

What? That's really ridiculous.

Do you have a reputation to slander?

What? Are you done? Are you done?

That's enough! Get out, all of you.

You.

Eonni, this guy told me--

I'm not a guy. I'm an author.

You consider yourself an author?

Shut up, both of you.

There are customers outside, what are you doing?

What's going on?

Are you fighting again?

Hyeong, that woman--

Shut up! Come with me.

Hyeong! Hyeong!

You? Why aren't you leaving?

Eonni.

I warned you already. If you do this, you can't come here any more.

Aigoo! Really.

Looks like the best is still Hui Bong.

I think something went wrong somewhere.

For whose sake is this?

I told you to base it on appearance.

Let's just base it on looks.

No... No!

We're not looking for a beautiful woman.

We're looking for a good woman. Right, Hyeong?

Yes, okay then, let's not base it on appearance.

Right. Intelligence. Brains.

300 points. 300.

Why?

Being smart is best for women. Right?

That's right.

Good. It's all set then.

Ji Yun, come here for a moment. 9 times 6 is?

54.

That's right. Okay. Passed.

7 times 8 is?

56.

126 times 328 is?

41 328.

No way.

Hyeong.

It's correct.

What are you doing?

It's nothing. Go ahead.

Go.

Just go back.

Just disappear nuna.

You scared me! What's wrong with you?

She's too fierce.

What should we do?

Ajumma! Please give me soju.

All right.

Look at you. Geez.

My sister is so full of herself, right?

Exactly. See what happened earlier? She's an ice princess.

No, an Ice Witch.

Ever since we were little, she thinks she's the greatest and all that. Really finicky.

Is that right?

She's still like that.

Right, she's full of sarcasm.

A sarcastic woman, right?

Exactly.

Hey, you're really making me happy.

Let's do one shot and be friends.

Friend? No, No. Aren't we relatives?

You usually forget it. Why'd you have to remember it this time.

One shot, let's be friends.

Friend.

Good, Good. Okay. Friend.

Looks like my friend can really drink.

When I went to college I got really famous back then because I can drink alcohol.

I don't get drunk at all.

Isn't it amazing?

Yes, you don't get drunk at all?

Come.

Okay. Just drink all you want today. It's my treat. Okay?

Really?

Okay!

Too cool, I thought you were poor.

I'm rich. I look rich too, don't I? Come, come.

Cheers.

Cheers.

There's still something wrong.

This doesn't look right.

Is there any other way?

There's really no other way.

So the best woman in this house is Yeol-Hui-Bong.

Ah...

What is it? It's too quiet,

I thought you already left.

Let's base it on appearance.

How would you know if a woman is good if we don't base it on appearance?

Looks is 500 points.

500 points? Okay, 500 points.

In favor.

Nothing else?

None.

Okay, okay.

Women are all about appearance.

Right. Appearance.

Of course.

Let's be honest. Brother-in-law is very ugly.

What's wrong with my brother? He's manly. Very handsome.

Then all the handsome men are dead.

And also, I dissed my sister.

And you side with your brother? So mean.

This makes me so angry!

Angry? It's because there's nothing to criticize about my brother.

There's a lot to criticize. Does he have money? None.

Face? Ugly. And also height, short.

Hey. You can't pick on his height.

You can't include that.

What? What did you say? Really!

I don't want to drink with you. I'm leaving.

Hey, hey! You pay for your own drinks.

You said it's your treat.

Don't keep saying 'You, you'.

from now on we're not friends anymore

So pay for your drinks before you leave.

In-law, you're just like this. Forget it In-law, I will pay the bill.

And also, I didn't eat the chicken feet.

Pay for the chicken feet before you leave.

Really look like a chicken feet.

What did you say?

I will pay for it. I will pay for it before I leave.

And let's not meet again.

Same for me.

What? Same is same. Even writing what novel?

According to you? Seriously.

Hey! Hey, you!

Such a relief. Really lucky.

Such a relief? What are you guys doing?

No.

What? Hui Bong. Looks, minus 200?

What the heck are you doing?

That is...

Stop right there. You punk! How could you do this to me?

You punk. Why is my appearance minus 200?

I didn't write that. Call the police quickly!

She's really terrible.

Run! Run!

That's really...

I think this would be good.

Ah...

Maybe it's because she was young, she really understand the children's way of thinking.

It looks like you're not that good as before.

The day after tomorrow you will officially retire.

Think about it.

How old are you now?

10 years old.

He run too fast.

Or shall we have a fight? How about that?

Why are you like this? If you don't do well you will be like me.

I can do it.

Let me help you.

What?

Like you said, it's because we're family.