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‐ Previously on
"Resident Alien"...
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‐ Jay at the clinic.
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That's Asta's daughter.
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‐ That's a really big secret,
and it's gonna hurt
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a lot of people
when it comes out.
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‐ Let go!
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I thought she'd be better off
without me,
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but what if that's not true?
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Stop! He's not worth it.
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‐ What if she's supposed
to be with me?
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‐ I hear they found a body.
‐ No, just a foot.
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‐ There's a dead body
out there somewhere,
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and we're not gonna rest
until we find it.
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‐ My son Max told me
you're an alien.
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Frankly,
he is driving me crazy.
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‐ I believe you.
I've got a plan.
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Hello?
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Check this out.
‐ No!
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♪ ♪
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‐ How did you get in here?
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‐ I have a key.
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I am still your wife.
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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‐ Harry used the tissue samples
to track back the infection
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to the coating on the patient's
artificial aortic valve.
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It was amazing work, Harry.
‐ Thank you.
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I'm great with the heart
as long as it's not my own.
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Uh, excuse me.
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‐ Yes, of course.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Hi, can you help me?
I'm sorry.
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‐ Yes.
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‐ What do you think
this painting is saying?
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‐ Um...
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I'm rather trying not
to think about it, actually.
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But I'd say...
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makes me feel
a bit upside down.
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‐ Upside down.
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‐ What's it make you feel?
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‐ I don't know.
‐ [chuckles]
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‐ But I love the mystery.
‐ Mm.
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Right.
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That's very interesting.
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You really ought to share that
interpretation with the artist.
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‐ Ah.
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‐ Oh. That's me.
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Hi, I'm Isabelle.
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‐ You're the artist?
‐ I'm the artist. [laughs]
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‐ But I thought
you were the waitress.
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‐ [whispering]
I'm undercover.
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[normal voice] I'll be
the waitress‐‐who will you be?
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‐ Uh, I am
the divorced doctor...
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‐ Oh.
‐ Who is also undercover.
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I'm an art afficionado.
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‐ Ah.
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As an art afficionado,
what do you say about this?
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‐ I love this painting.
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ I'm Harry Vanderspeigle.
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‐ You're Harry Vander‐‐
What's it?
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‐ [laughs] Speigle, yes. Yes.
‐ Speigle.
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Mm. Unfortunately,
some bastard has outbid you.
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‐ A bastard outbid me?
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‐ Indeed.
‐ Bastard.
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‐ [laughs]
‐ Got to fix that.
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Hold on.
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$10,000.
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I mean, it's for a good cause.
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‐ Right.
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Indeed.
[giggles]
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‐ I'm not letting this
get away.
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I want to solve this mystery.
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[Nat King Cole's "Nature Boy"]
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[inaudible]
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‐ ♪ There was a boy ♪
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♪ A very strange,
enchanted boy ♪
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♪ They say
he wandered very far ♪
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♪ Very far ♪
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♪ Over land and sea ♪
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♪ ♪
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Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"
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♪ ♪
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‐ Humans
have a strange practice
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they call
"the art of bullshitting,"
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and that little bastard Max
is Michelangelo.
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I hate that kid.
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You want to pretend
to be my friend
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to steal my keys
and break into my cabin?
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Fine with me.
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Nice knowing you, friend.
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‐ What?
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[indistinct voices]
Hello? Hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello? H‐‐
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‐ Max!
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Oh, thank God,
you were in here.
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‐ You didn't check the closet?
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‐ For our sleeping son?
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No, I didn't check the closet
or the sock drawers.
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‐ He camps out
in here sometimes.
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Oh, you must have
fallen asleep.
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Come here.
‐ Yeah.
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I must have fallen asleep.
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No!
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‐ All right, now, I'm gonna
need to know
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the boy's blood type,
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and I'm gonna need
a hair sample.
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We gonna hope for the best
but be prepared for the worst.
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Now, Deputy, you go up, and you
dust his room for prints.
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Now, tell me,
when was the last time
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you saw the boy alive?
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‐ Well, so, funny story
about Max.
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Um...
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‐ He was in the closet.
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‐ Are you kidding me?
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Shit, I scraped ice
off the truck for this?
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‐ Actually, I scraped the ice.
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‐ Yeah, we're really sorry
to drag you out here.
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‐ Then I warmed up the car
while he finished his coffee.
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‐ Look, you might want
to tie a rope
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around your boy
so you don't lose him.
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You know I caught him
riding his bike
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way out on Route 16 today?
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‐ What? Max, is that true?
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‐ You know you're not allowed
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to ride your bike
that far from home.
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You are grounded for a year.
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‐ Honey.
‐ A day?
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‐ You can't ground me!
I had a good reason!
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‐ This should be something.
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‐ Hey, if my son says
he has a good reason,
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he had a good reason.
Go ahead, Max.
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‐ Thank you, Mother.
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I had to break in
to Dr. Vanderspeigle's house
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while he was at work.
‐ Wait, what?
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‐ Apology accepted.
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‐ What type
of criminal mastermind
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are y'all raising
in this house, huh?
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‐ I found proof
that he's an alien!
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‐ Oh, really?
What kind of proof?
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Like, uh, flying orbs
or a loss of, uh...
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uh, time.
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‐ He has alien technology
in his basement!
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‐ Max, you have to stop lying.
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‐ I'm not lying!
Sahar was there!
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She saw everything!
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‐ I don't remember
seeing anything.
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‐ What?
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‐ I remember
riding bikes, but...
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I don't remember going
to the doctor's cabin.
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I'm sorry, Max.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ You're still here.
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You can't wear that.
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That is a man's shirt!
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‐ I flew across the country
to talk to you,
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and you left and drove away.
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Where did you go?
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‐ To get milk.
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‐ So where's the milk?
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‐ I drank it.
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She's scanning me.
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It's a good thing
I didn't murder those kids.
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There'd be blood
all over my pants.
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And then I'd have
to murder her.
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Yes. I made the right choice.
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I'm very good at this.
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‐ What's different about you?
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‐ I shaved my mustache.
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‐ You didn't have a mustache.
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‐ I grew it,
and then I shaved it...
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before I drank the milk.
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‐ Are you high?
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‐ Yes.
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I am high
on the skunk's...weed.
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‐ I'm very cross with you.
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‐ You sound like James Bond.
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Very cross with you.
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I'm very cross with you.
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‐ I was ready to sign
the divorce papers,
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and then you stonewalled
the lawyers for months.
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Phone calls, emails, texts,
all unanswered.
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I don't know if you saw
any of them.
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This has been absolute
emotional torture.
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If you're ready
to have a divorce,
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just sign the papers!
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‐ Thank you.
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‐ Um...
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wow, that was so easy for you.
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‐ There's a motel at Exit 42.
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‐ And there's an asshole
in the living room.
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♪ ♪
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I thought we could at least
talk about this like humans.
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‐ That's where I sleep.
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Ah. Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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‐ What's happening here?
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She agreed
to end the relationship;
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I've got it in writing.
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Don't move.
Don't make a sound.
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Just play dead,
and maybe she'll let go.
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Actually, this isn't bad.
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She's warm,
like a giant ham.
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Maybe I can sleep after all.
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[Isabelle snoring]
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Shit.
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‐ Morning, love.
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‐ What time is it?
The alarm...
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‐ Oh, I turned it off.
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I thought
we could use the rest.
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‐ I have to go.
‐ What? When are we gonna talk?
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‐ We just did.
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Now I have to go to my job.
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‐ Since when have you
got a job in Patience?
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‐ The town doctor was murdered.
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Now I am the town doctor
because I am alive.
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‐ You've abandoned
your practice back home,
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and now you're in Colorado
playing Dr. Fix‐It?
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‐ They just call me
Dr. Vanderspeigle.
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Goodbye.
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Before you go home,
take out the trash.
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I recycle.
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I am angry.
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I was supposed to be up early
and already on the mountain
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to search for my device.
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That woman is a distraction.
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Why do these creatures
choose to spend their lives
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with someone else?
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It's bad enough
they're already tethered
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to each other through family.
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My people do family
the right way.
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We don't care
if they live or die.
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‐ Take one white one
and one red one with your eggs.
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‐ Is that what they call
these yellow things?
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Looks like Big Bird exploded
on this plate.
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Wasn't for you, we'd be eating
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those half‐smoke sausages
at Bee‐Bee's.
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‐ Yeah, I know,
it's not exactly D. C., but...
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the mountain air out here
is good for you.
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‐ Oh, is that what
we're going with?
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Is that why we're here?
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Yeah, blame moving out here
on me,
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just like you blame me
for everything else.
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Probably my fault
Sam got killed, too.
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You crack that one yet,
Mikey?
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Didn't think so.
[scoffs]
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Looks like Sam chose
the wrong town to die in.
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‐ You just‐‐
[silverware clatters]
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Shit!
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‐ What's wrong with you?
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And these people trust you
with a gun.
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‐ I'm sorry, Dad.
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Can you just take
your pills, please?
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‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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‐ Harry!
‐ Huh?
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‐ What's going on?
Chasing a raccoon in there?
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‐ I'm fine.
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There is no racoon.
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I'm just putting on my pants.
[zipper closes]
261
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,684
‐ Oh, shit.
262
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,120
Are you living in your truck?
263
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,389
Hey, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
264
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,457
I‐I sleep at the 59, like,
265
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,892
three nights a week,
so I get it.
266
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,894
‐ I'm not living in my truck.
267
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,462
‐ Oh, I...
268
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,631
I do sleep at the 59.
269
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,466
‐ Is that coffee for me?
270
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,702
‐ Oh, this coffee that I have
not offered to you in any way?
271
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,470
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ No.
272
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,005
‐ Oh.
273
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,044
‐ Anyway, glad I ran into you
because, um...
274
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,480
you know, we had fun,
and we kissed,
275
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,717
which was...interesting.
276
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,820
But I‐I kind of think
we shouldn't drag this whole
277
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,224
"will they, won't they" thing
out more than we need to.
278
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,360
I don't want
to date you anymore.
279
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,396
‐ Can I just have a sip?
280
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,632
It will help me move my bowels.
‐ Okay.
281
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,500
No, I can see
that you're hurting,
282
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,169
and I get it.
283
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,171
We can be friends,
I just‐‐it's just‐‐
284
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,973
You're just not my type.
285
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,141
‐ So your type
is not the smartest
286
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,510
and the best person
in the world.
287
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,511
‐ See, there it is.
288
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,314
Uh, I think
it's just your ego.
289
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,516
It's...
290
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,985
I don't even know
how to describe it.
291
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,920
‐ So you're not very smart?
292
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,023
‐ Um...
293
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,092
what the ‐‐‐‐ did you
just say to me?
294
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,161
‐ Oh, no. Human men must not
say mean things to women.
295
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:46,199
If I don't apologize,
she'll know I'm an alien.
296
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,967
That was mean.
297
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,303
I should not have said that.
298
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,838
‐ Yeah.
299
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,807
‐ I am a man, a human man,
and you are smart,
300
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,076
relative to...
301
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,945
our species.
302
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,148
Goodbye.
303
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,352
‐ Asshole!
304
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,390
‐ Hmm.
305
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:20,333
♪ ♪
306
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:28,708
[footsteps descending]
307
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,060
[sniffs]
308
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,897
You lying, cheating bastard.
309
00:13:55,568 --> 00:14:00,273
♪ ♪
310
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,278
‐ Oh, hello, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
311
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,046
I'm surprised
you're still here.
312
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,582
‐ Mayor Hawthorne
hasn't found my replacement yet
313
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,517
because he's bad at his job.
314
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,553
‐ Well, these are
Sam's private medical files.
315
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,688
I thought you might want them.
316
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,190
‐ No.
317
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,858
But okay.
318
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,360
‐ You know, since I'm here,
319
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,329
can I ask if you've finished
Sam's autopsy report?
320
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,264
‐ I can't until I get
the toxicology results
321
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,866
back from the lab in Denver.
322
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,669
‐ So sad to find out
he committed suicide.
323
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,572
‐ Because if he was murdered,
it would not be so sad.
324
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,707
‐ Well, if he
committed suicide,
325
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,977
his insurance claim
would be null and void.
326
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:42,048
So I'm counting on you, Doctor,
to do the right thing.
327
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,717
You know, you could
use a haircut.
328
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,853
Why don't you come down
to the salon?
329
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,454
I'll cut it for you.
330
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,056
‐ I cut my own hair.
331
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,392
‐I see that.
332
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,828
‐ What was that about?
333
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,697
‐ She's pro‐murder.
334
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:03,236
And she wanted you
to take this box
335
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,239
to where the other
dead people boxes go.
336
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,940
‐ Okay, then.
337
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,112
Mrs. Hodges brought this.
I don't know where to put it.
338
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,747
Also, my mom wanted
to thank you
339
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,416
for helping me out
the other night.
340
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,084
She wants
to make you dinner.
341
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,652
‐ Oh. Wow.
342
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,654
That's nice.
She doesn't have to do that.
343
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,656
Um, we can talk about that.
344
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,359
So I'm gonna take this box.
345
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,928
♪ ♪
346
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,197
I have a problem.
347
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,232
‐ So do I.
That box keeps following me.
348
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,700
‐ I messed up.
349
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,335
I never should've
brought Jay here.
350
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,905
She's just so innocent.
351
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,374
Walking around,
not knowing the truth.
352
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,309
‐ Tell her you're her mother.
353
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,545
‐ I gave her up.
354
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,613
I can't just drag her back
now that it suits me.
355
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,449
She has a life and a family.
356
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,485
You know, knowing the truth
should be on her terms
357
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,519
when she's ready.
358
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,321
Jay should not be here.
359
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,956
‐ This is interesting.
360
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,392
She's willing to send Jay away
because she loves her,
361
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,794
not because she hates her.
362
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,095
Fire her.
363
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,497
‐ No.
364
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,798
I can't do that.
365
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,266
‐ Can I?
366
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,068
‐ Although...
367
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,470
her class is almost over.
368
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,672
I could make sure
she gets a good grade.
369
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,340
‐ Harry.
370
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,975
Harry.
371
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,277
Whose scarf is this?
372
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,780
Girl up front?
This woman?
373
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,282
‐ Excuse me.
"This woman"?
374
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,484
Harry, why don't you
tell your girlfriend
375
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,818
that this is a doctor's office
376
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,087
and she cannot barge
into an exam room?
377
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,822
‐ I'm not his girlfriend.
378
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,257
I'm his wife.
379
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,693
‐ His wife?
380
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,361
[scoffs]
381
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,063
Harry here told me
you were dead.
382
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,631
‐ Oh!
383
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,500
‐ Ha ha ha...
384
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,802
‐ Do I look dead to you,
Harry?
385
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,772
Would a dead person do this?
386
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,840
Or that?
387
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,842
Ooh, I'm so sorry.
All right, then.
388
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,811
Ooh, and this must be a ghost.
389
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,312
You're dead, too.
I guess we're all dead.
390
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,347
Dead!
391
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,182
♪ ♪
392
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:58,317
Wow, sorry. Um, right.
393
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,852
You're a monster.
394
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,388
I‐I‐I'm going back
to New York.
395
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,856
I‐I can't.
396
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,759
‐ "Monster" is a cheese, right?
397
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:15,334
‐ Can I have a glass
of your driest white, please?
398
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,669
‐ Eeh...
399
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,471
Well, we've been using
the same box of wine
400
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,841
as a stepladder
since Halloween, so...
401
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,210
Uh, whiskey‐‐
that's your best bet.
402
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,378
‐ Oh, dear.
403
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,513
‐ And you're in luck.
404
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,448
Still in time
for the breakfast special,
405
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,217
if you want me
to crack an egg into it.
406
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,752
‐ I am going through a divorce,
407
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,888
but I'm not quite at
"egg in my whiskey" phase yet.
408
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,891
‐ Divorce. That's rough.
I hear ya.
409
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,393
‐ You're divorced?
410
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,228
‐ Oh, no. Not yet, anyway.
411
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,529
You know, someday.
412
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,031
‐ Oh. [laughs]
‐ Yeah.
413
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,567
Still kind of working
on that pre‐divorce part.
414
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,769
‐ Don't bother.
415
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,537
Ah, God. How do people...
416
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,073
Ooh. Wow.
417
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,107
Really sneaks up on you.
418
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,343
‐ Yeah. It's like a stroke.
419
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,580
‐ I just don't understand
how people can change so much.
420
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:04,417
He used to be
so alive and present,
421
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,286
and now he's, like, blunt.
422
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,288
‐ I know blunt guys.
‐ Mm.
423
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,756
‐ Yeah, the guy I'm dating,
it's like,
424
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,826
he's so direct, you know,
which is refreshing.
425
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,761
It's kind of hot, but...
‐ Mm.
426
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,664
‐ Sometimes it's...
it's really brutal.
427
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,366
‐ Exactly.
God, they're all the same.
428
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,202
‐ Probably dating the same guy.
‐ Maybe there's two of them.
429
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,438
‐ Can you imagine?
430
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,180
I'm sorry.
I thought you were my wife.
431
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,849
‐ Max has something
he would like to tell you.
432
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,218
Go ahead, Max.
433
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,521
‐ I stole your keys
and made a copy of them
434
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,223
to sneak into your cabin.
435
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,658
‐ What?
436
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,961
I am horrified
at this accusation!
437
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,497
‐ Oh, no, he didn't accuse you
of anyth‐‐
438
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,899
‐ I don't accept your apology!
439
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,601
‐ Well, he hasn't
apologized yet.
440
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,269
‐ I'm getting ahead of myself.
441
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,871
‐ Max. Go on.
442
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,507
‐ I'm sorry.
443
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,142
‐ Good.
444
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,646
Now I...do not accept
your apology!
445
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,981
‐ Well, you‐‐
you have to accept it.
446
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,149
‐ Why?
447
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,151
‐ Those are the rules.
448
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:16,489
‐ Well, he's not really sorry,
so I'm not accepting it.
449
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,923
‐ Dr. Vanderspeigle is right.
450
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,392
Max...
451
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,193
say it like you mean it.
452
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,495
‐ But I don't mean it!
453
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,130
Your act
doesn't fool me, alien.
454
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,298
I know you found us
in your basement
455
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,767
and somehow snuck us home.
456
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,736
‐ I'm feeling attacked.
I am snowflaking.
457
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,871
‐ Max, that's‐‐that's enough.
458
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,507
‐ Do you see what we're dealing
with, Dr. Vanderspeigle?
459
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,009
- He just won't let up.
460
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,678
‐ I have an idea.
461
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,147
They obviously love this kid.
462
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,215
I'm not sure why.
463
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,884
He's a menace.
464
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,653
I learned a lesson from Asta
about love.
465
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,456
It can be used as a weapon.
466
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,857
Okay, Max.
467
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,026
I'm going to give you
a simple test.
468
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:58,564
Which one of these people...
is me?
469
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,999
‐ You know I can't tell
by this.
470
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,867
If there was a picture
of a gross alien
471
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,270
or a dumb slug,
I'd point to it.
472
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,538
‐ Hurtful.
‐ Max.
473
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,006
Please stop fooling around.
474
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,240
This is serious.
475
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,742
‐ Fine.
476
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,210
This one!
‐ No!
477
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,713
Enough games, buddy.
That's Russell Crowe.
478
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,780
‐ No, that's Sam Neill.
479
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,015
‐ No, the Australian guy
480
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,616
from the genius movie
with the math.
481
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,251
‐ No, I promise you, it's not‐‐
‐ Hey!
482
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,387
Snap out of it!
483
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,955
Max got it wrong.
484
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,991
‐ Sweetie, who is this?
485
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,394
Don't you recognize him?
‐ No!
486
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:31,263
I've never seen that man before
in my entire life.
487
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,665
‐ Hmm, I forgive you
488
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,400
for breaking
into my house, Max.
489
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,768
I forgive you
490
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,605
because you are
a sick little boy.
491
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,208
And she's right.
It's Sam Neill!
492
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,377
From the Jurassic‐era
dinosaur documentary!
493
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,912
I‐‐
‐ He's lying!
494
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,814
He's setting me up!
He's tricking you!
495
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,249
‐ Hey‐‐
‐ He's not even a real doctor!
496
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,618
‐ Max.
‐ Well, this has been fun.
497
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,087
I'm just gonna go
jump out a window real quick.
498
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,088
Max.
499
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,324
‐ [sighs]
500
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,793
‐ It's worse than I thought.
501
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,628
He obviously suffers
502
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,664
from a severe case
of teraphobia.
503
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,899
‐ Teraphobia?
504
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,336
‐ Seeing monsters
and other scary things.
505
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:14,106
If you worry about one thing,
it should be that.
506
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,242
Also...
507
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,245
he might suffer
from face blindness
508
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,448
and anxiety...
509
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,950
and looking at your skull...
510
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,753
he's probably gonna have
a receding hairline.
511
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,988
‐ This is horrible.
512
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,856
‐ If teraphobia
is untreated,
513
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,392
Max can have severe issues,
514
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,228
and going through life
without hair is no fun.
515
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,730
But...
516
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:41,634
there is a special school
517
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,769
for kids like Max...
518
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,638
in Georgia.
519
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,806
‐ Georgia?
‐ Mm.
520
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:51,677
♪ ♪
521
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:57,383
‐ We just need a smoking gun.
522
00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,487
We ain't got no smoke.
Hell, we ain't even got a gun.
523
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,191
I interviewed
every possible witness,
524
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,960
and I examined
all the evidence. I‐‐
525
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,795
Are you shitting me
right now?
526
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,497
Are you playing with a yo‐yo?
527
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,666
‐ Sorry, sir.
It, uh‐‐it calms me.
528
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,135
‐ Well, I need to be calm.
Give me this.
529
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,872
‐ Ow.
530
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,176
‐ Got no viable suspects.
531
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,378
We got no motive.
We got nothing!
532
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,280
Hell, we don't even know
for sure yet
533
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:30,216
if he was even murdered!
534
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,488
[yo‐yo clatters]
535
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,824
Great, you broke it.
536
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,994
‐ Sir, Sam doesn't seem
the suicide type.
537
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,496
I think he was murdered,
and I really do think
538
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,365
it's somehow related
to the foot in the lake.
539
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,000
‐ You know what?
Screw that foot.
540
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,069
For all we know,
that thing floated downriver
541
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:50,936
from up north.
542
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,905
There's probably
some one‐footed sumbitch
543
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,540
up in Gunnison, hopping around,
544
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,408
laughing at our asses
right now.
545
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,944
‐ Mm.
I don't think he laughs much.
546
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,415
‐ I was so happy when I thought
we had a serial killer.
547
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,050
It felt good.
548
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,887
I mean,
look at these streets!
549
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,856
They're not mean!
They're beautiful!
550
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,157
You know how many
violent crimes
551
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,994
Colorado Springs
had last year, hmm?
552
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,996
Over 500.
553
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,197
500!
554
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,200
Lucky bastards.
555
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,003
‐ Cheer up, sir.
Tomorrow is bingo night.
556
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:27,072
Maybe Mrs. Labelle will
sucker‐punch the priest again.
557
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,375
‐ Yeah, she is crazier
than zucchini cake.
558
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,576
‐ Yeah.
559
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,378
Actually, s‐she is my aunt.
560
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,114
‐ Okay. Still shouldn't
put vegetables in cake.
561
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,651
It's wrong.
562
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,419
‐ We're smart, attractive...
‐ Yes. Mm!
563
00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:41,387
‐ Independent women.
564
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,222
We don't need some guy
to determine our future.
565
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,057
‐ We are strong!
566
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,825
‐ We're strong.
And we're fearless!
567
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:47,960
‐ You are fearless!
568
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,361
‐ Damn right.
569
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,063
‐ Except about this guy.
570
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,732
I think you broke up with him
571
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,734
because you were afraid
of getting hurt.
572
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,903
‐ Mm. You think so?
573
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,772
'Cause I thought it was
'cause he kissed like a horse
574
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,973
eating an ice cream cone.
575
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,843
I'm so sorry.
576
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,813
Any real man
would be in love with you.
577
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,782
‐ Yeah.
‐ Take it from an artist.
578
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,483
Without risk, there's nothing.
579
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:12,618
‐ Yeah.
580
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,453
‐ Real women don't run away.
581
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:15,621
‐ That's right.
‐ Mm!
582
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,189
‐ We don't run away.
‐ Mm!
583
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:20,392
‐ Because we're strong
because we support each other.
584
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,760
‐ Right.
585
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,062
‐ Have you seen Danny?
586
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,431
‐ Day Drunk Danny that fixes
the karaoke machine?
587
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,465
Jesus, Judy.
588
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:27,900
‐ You're just jealous
I got a guy
589
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,335
who can work in tight spaces.
590
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:30,169
‐ Like you have any.
591
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,804
‐ Oh, wouldn't you
like to know?
592
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,339
‐ The whole town knows, Judy!
593
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,809
I know.
594
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,877
Hello.
‐ Hello.
595
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:41,046
Pretty.
596
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,715
‐ Hmm.
597
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:44,650
‐ You guys!
‐ To women supporting women.
598
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,185
‐ Yes.
599
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,928
‐ Hey, Jay.
600
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:59,298
Thanks for picking up
the files.
601
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,199
I know you like it here,
602
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,901
and it's really been great
having you.
603
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,371
Um, we're just...
604
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:08,774
we're not as busy as we were
a couple months ago.
605
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,712
Are you listening to me?
606
00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:17,049
‐ This paper says
you had a baby.
607
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:22,788
And your baby was born
on my exact birthday.
608
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:27,659
It's fine.
609
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,162
It's not like I didn't know
I was adopted.
610
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,097
‐ I...
611
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,333
It's...
612
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,168
it's complicated.
613
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:39,538
‐ You know...
614
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:42,574
it seems simple.
615
00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:45,277
You gave me away
and then lied to me.
616
00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:49,114
♪ ♪
617
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,716
Wait.
618
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:54,486
If you're "Mommy,"
who's "Daddy"?
619
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,588
It's not that dick Jimmy,
is it?
620
00:25:56,622 --> 00:26:01,126
♪ ♪
621
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,762
Wow.
622
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,565
I really won the lottery
with that one, didn't I?
623
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:08,200
No wonder you gave me away.
624
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,968
‐ I'm so sorry‐‐
‐ Don't.
625
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:14,206
♪ ♪
626
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,575
‐ I was going to fire her.
627
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:23,482
♪ ♪
628
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,229
Are you waiting for a bus?
629
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,198
‐ I like the cold.
It helps me think.
630
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,902
‐ Buddhist monks
believe that suffering
631
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:47,106
comes from the thinking mind.
632
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,808
They can also train their minds
not to feel pain.
633
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,578
One of them
lit himself on fire.
634
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,547
I think that one felt pain.
635
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:56,949
‐ Trying to make me feel better
636
00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:59,284
after tearing the heart
out of a 17‐year‐old girl?
637
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,153
‐ You didn't tear
her heart out.
638
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:03,922
You just lied to her
and pretended to be her friend.
639
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,091
‐ You want to talk about lying?
640
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:10,329
What kind of person lies
about their wife being dead?
641
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,631
‐ Humans lie.
642
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,933
It's what they do.
643
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:17,269
‐ Why?
644
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:21,106
‐ Maybe they don't want
people to know
645
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,309
who they really are.
646
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,878
‐ Hmm.
647
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:31,016
♪ ♪
648
00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:34,153
‐ I told you I'd meet you
at the diner.
649
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,021
‐ Nice to see you, too.
650
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:41,293
‐ Harry Vanderspeigle.
I think we met briefly.
651
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,695
‐ Are you ‐‐‐‐‐‐‐ with me, man?
652
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:45,797
‐ No, of course not.
653
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:49,635
Chicken‐ass bitch.
654
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,670
‐ Okay. Let's go.
655
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,438
Let's go!
656
00:27:53,472 --> 00:28:01,847
♪ ♪
657
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,182
‐ Don't.
658
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,683
That is not why I texted you.
659
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,187
You always say that.
660
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,056
‐ I need you to listen.
661
00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,992
This is hard.
It's about the baby.
662
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,895
She found out who we are.
663
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,698
♪ ♪
664
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,400
‐ Whoa.
665
00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:25,537
How did she find you?
666
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,508
‐ It's Jay.
667
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,578
‐ The girl with the attitude
that answers the phone?
668
00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:34,213
‐ Yeah. She's our daughter.
669
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,582
And, yes, I knew that
when I hired her.
670
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,383
‐ Jesus, Asta.
671
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,952
That is messed up.
672
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,888
♪ ♪
673
00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,856
[sighs]
674
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,760
♪ ♪
675
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,028
What the hell is he doing here?
676
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,164
What, is he your new boyfriend
or something?
677
00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:54,733
‐ No.
‐ No.
678
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:57,035
I'm just here eating cake.
679
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,737
‐ You her bodyguard now?
‐ Harry.
680
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,472
‐ I prefer ninja.
‐ Harry.
681
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,741
You don't have to do this.
Just ignore him.
682
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:05,077
‐ You shouldn't ignore ninjas.
683
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,478
‐ Just don't pay
any attention to him.
684
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,581
He's reading books
about monks and ninjas.
685
00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,618
♪ ♪
686
00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,753
‐ How long have you known?
687
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:16,788
‐ Always.
688
00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:19,057
Since you talked me
into giving up my own baby.
689
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,525
‐ Damn it, Asta!
690
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:21,793
You weren't ready either!
691
00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:23,528
‐ Are you serious?
692
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,898
♪ ♪
693
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,901
I'm only telling you so that
you will hear it from me first.
694
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,070
If Jay comes to find you,
695
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,472
I don't want you
flipping out on her.
696
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,073
You're the last person
she needs in her life.
697
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,441
‐ Oh, right.
698
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,510
You always make me out
to be the psycho.
699
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,444
You know what?
700
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,114
Doing what you did,
that shit ain't normal.
701
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:43,548
You really wanted
to protect her,
702
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,817
you should've stayed the hell
out of her life.
703
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:57,362
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
704
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,097
‐ It's better that she knows.
705
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,232
‐ This isn't your problem.
706
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,367
You shouldn't have
to deal with it.
707
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:05,771
‐ You're too young
to remember...
708
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,474
but that night, when I realized
your mother wasn't coming back,
709
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:13,312
I tucked you in extra tight,
and I made a promise to you
710
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,214
that I'd never leave you
to do this life alone.
711
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,851
‐ How could I leave her?
712
00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:22,020
‐ Well, you didn't know
any better.
713
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,189
But I promise you,
she has a family
714
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:27,626
that loves her
as if she was their own.
715
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:33,999
♪ ♪
716
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,801
‐ Where did Harry go?
717
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,604
‐ Ninja.
718
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:50,949
♪ ♪
719
00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:56,688
‐ Why is she still here?
720
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,724
How am I supposed to get
into my underwear
721
00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:02,494
and watch Jerry Orbach
with that hot ham in my house?
722
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:15,574
♪ ♪Luíza Boê's "Cocoon" ♪ ♪
723
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:22,481
You said you were
going away forever.
724
00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:26,752
‐ I'm afraid I didn't handle
things very well today.
725
00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:29,087
I'd really love
to make it up to you.
726
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,655
Hope you're hungry.
727
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,958
♪ ♪
728
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,626
‐ Where did you
get these steaks?
729
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,763
‐ They were in the freezer
downstairs.
730
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:42,000
‐ That's impossible,
because the door is...
731
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,969
- Open!
732
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,470
‐ You freak, I don't know why
733
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,305
you locked everything
like that.
734
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,573
I don't think we have
to do that out here.
735
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,142
I had to break the lock
of the icebox
736
00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:52,210
just to get the...steaks.
737
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,413
Got to get some frozen peas.
738
00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,215
‐ I'll get them.
739
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,685
‐ You're lovely.
740
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:33,985
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
741
00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:35,687
Mmm.
742
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,823
‐ You're so quiet.
What are you thinking?
743
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:39,825
‐ If I could fit your body
in the freezer
744
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,092
next to the other guy.
745
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,261
So many things.
746
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:47,365
‐ You're so different.
747
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,768
You haven't been yourself
since I got here.
748
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,803
‐ I am myself.
749
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:54,473
I've always been myself.
750
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,208
A man...
751
00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:59,478
and nothing else.
752
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:02,047
‐ See, that's what
I'm talking about.
753
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,915
I know what's going on
with you.
754
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,819
You're afraid.
755
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:09,321
‐ I'll go with that.
756
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,256
‐ I'm scared, too.
757
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:12,691
Men showed up at the apartment
758
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,726
and said they needed
to talk to you.
759
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,394
Look, I don't care
what trouble you're in.
760
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,129
I really don't.
761
00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:20,232
Whatever's going on with you,
762
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,100
I'll be there with you,
no matter what.
763
00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:29,207
♪ ♪
764
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,055
‐ All right, D'arce.
765
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,924
You want to put yourself
out there?
766
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,999
Let's do this.
767
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,468
‐ Come on, you beast.
Let's have a dance.
768
00:33:56,501 --> 00:34:00,839
Kat Edmonson's "If"
769
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:05,911
‐ ♪ If you're going home
one evening ♪
770
00:34:05,944 --> 00:34:07,379
♪ And you... ♪
771
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:17,489
♪ ♪
772
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,825
‐ Shit.
773
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:23,361
♪ ♪
774
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,830
That was a waste of deodorant.
775
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:32,771
♪ ♪
776
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:40,211
‐ Well, dinner's over.
777
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,646
‐ Mm.
778
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,481
‐ What next?
779
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,319
‐ I can only think
of one thing.
780
00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,287
‐ Hmm?
781
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,656
‐ Scrub the pans
before you leave.
782
00:34:56,394 --> 00:35:00,532
‐ ♪ There was a boy ♪
783
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:03,902
♪ A very strange ♪
784
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:07,939
♪ Enchanted boy ♪
785
00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:11,343
♪ They say he wandered
very far ♪
786
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,181
♪ Very far ♪
787
00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:20,652
♪ Over land and sea ♪
788
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:23,321
♪ And then one day ♪
789
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:27,325
♪ One magic day,
he passed my way ♪
790
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:31,997
♪ And while we spoke
of many things ♪
791
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:36,167
♪ Fools and kings ♪
792
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:40,605
♪ This he said to me ♪
793
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:47,712
♪ The greatest thing
you'll ever learn ♪
794
00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:52,183
♪ Is to love ♪
795
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:55,420
♪ And be loved ♪
796
00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:58,890
♪ Just to love ♪
797
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:02,260
♪ And be ♪
798
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:06,264
♪ Loved ♪
799
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,565
‐ Well...
800
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:12,671
♪ ♪
801
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,272
Mm.
802
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:21,379
♪ ♪
803
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,725
‐ You want to send him
to Georgia?
804
00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:36,227
‐ Of course I don't want
to send him away.
805
00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,697
But we have a broken child.
806
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,033
The only thing scarier
than being away from him
807
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:44,002
is him getting worse if we
don't do something about it.
808
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,037
‐ But maybe he'll outgrow it
on his own.
809
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:47,772
You know, like the lisp
or the‐‐or the thumb sucking.
810
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,040
‐ No.
‐ I just‐‐I think‐‐
811
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,542
I just think that we should
give it more time.
812
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:51,776
‐ This is different.
813
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,378
This place is equipped
to help him
814
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,914
in ways that we can't.
815
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:56,881
Be honest.
816
00:36:56,915 --> 00:37:00,952
Does Max seem like a normal
little boy to you?
817
00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:06,458
‐ No, I‐I guess not.
818
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,095
‐ Am I losing my hair?
819
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:11,863
‐ What? No. What?
820
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:15,200
‐ Don't you feel like
it's gone back a little bit?
821
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,768
‐ No.
822
00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:20,805
‐ Max for Sahar.
Do you read me?
823
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,941
‐ Sahar here, over.
[walkie‐talkie chirps]
824
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:25,443
‐ I know you don't believe me
about the alien.
825
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:28,313
My parents are sending me away.
826
00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:29,614
Over.
827
00:37:29,647 --> 00:37:32,250
‐ All I said was that
I didn't remember.
828
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,952
Of course I still believe you.
829
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,854
And nobody's sending you away.
830
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,722
I have an idea. Over.
831
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:45,563
♪ ♪
832
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,099
‐ [French accent] There's
no need to be frightened.
833
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,367
[laughs]
834
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,802
I'll take care of you.
835
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,904
Tell Babette where it hurts.
836
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,739
‐ I don't know who Babette is‐‐
837
00:37:56,841 --> 00:37:59,778
‐ Ooh, that feels good.
[laughs, moans]
838
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,413
‐ ♪ I like it like that ♪
839
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:09,788
‐ ♪ You got me yearning,
burning with desire ♪
840
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,559
‐ ♪ You drive me wild ♪
841
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:15,693
‐ God, you're handsome.
842
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:17,061
‐ So are you.
‐ [laughs]
843
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,596
‐ ♪ Have mercy, Mr. Percy ♪
844
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,965
♪ Now, cut that out ♪
845
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:25,069
I don't know
what we're doing.
846
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,271
‐ We're reconnecting.
847
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,472
‐ Oh‐‐oh.
848
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,875
‐ ♪ Cha, cha‐cha‐cha, cha ♪
849
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:31,709
‐ Oh!
850
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,084
‐ ♪ I like it like that ♪
851
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,486
♪ ♪
852
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,988
‐ ♪ Cha ♪
‐ ♪ I like it like that ♪
853
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,790
‐ ♪ Cha, cha‐cha‐cha, cha ♪
854
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,226
‐ ♪ I like it, I like it ♪
855
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:56,367
‐I knew you still loved me.
856
00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:58,336
Didn't have the heart
to take it down.
857
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:02,307
- We're gonna be together forever.
858
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:09,514
♪ ♪
859
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:24,429
♪ ♪
860
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:27,432
‐ I thought you'd be in Georgia
by now getting probed.
861
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:31,135
‐ Humans don't probe.
Only stupid aliens do that.
862
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,004
‐ My people don't.
863
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,973
It's the greys
that have the ass fetish.
864
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,909
‐ That's adult language,
and we don't appreciate it.
865
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:39,811
‐ What are you doing here?
866
00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:41,079
‐ You shouldn't be
that surprised to see me.
867
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,882
Touching your floating apple
may have knocked out my memory,
868
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,950
but it didn't kill me.
869
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:47,819
‐ Maybe next time.
870
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,954
‐ There won't be a next time.
871
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,957
‐ Hold on, Max.
The adults are talking.
872
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,159
Max isn't going
to that institute.
873
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,161
I once held my breath
for two minutes
874
00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,365
just to get out
of a Sufi prayer circle.
875
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,166
I'll teach him.
876
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,835
I'll bet he'll hold his breath
for an hour
877
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:05,069
to get out of Georgia.
878
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,437
‐ Good.
Then he'll be dead.
879
00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:09,240
I'll find his tombstone
and spit on it.
880
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,608
‐ You won't be able to
881
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:12,310
because he's going
to be cremated
882
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:15,113
and have the ashes sprinkled
into the ocean.
883
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:19,317
‐ Fine. Then I'll spit on it,
and it'll hit your dead DNA.
884
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,352
‐ No, it won't.
Because I tricked you.
885
00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:24,122
He didn't really have his ashes
put into the ocean.
886
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:26,357
I snuck them into your pocket.
887
00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:28,493
So, when you were spitting
into the ocean,
888
00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:32,230
he was in your pocket
laughing at you the whole time.
889
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,766
Your spit will never
get near him.
890
00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:36,434
‐ We win again.
891
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,271
Ha ha!
I got you.
892
00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,344
♪ ♪
893
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,780
I don't think
what I just did was...
894
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:50,515
normal human behavior.
895
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,384
‐ Oh. Are we driving you crazy?
896
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:54,852
Get used to it.
897
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,854
We're both holding our breath
until you promise
898
00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,990
to leave him alone.
899
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:03,394
When we pass out,
they'll think you did it.
900
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:08,366
‐ Good. It'll be quieter.
901
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:15,006
♪ ♪
902
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,375
Great. More air for me.
903
00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,012
Thank you.
I'll have some more.
904
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,751
♪ ♪
905
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:28,386
You look silly.
906
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,824
Look, I mean,
how long is this?
907
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,961
Okay.
908
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,296
Okay, stop!
909
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,735
‐ What do you want?
‐ A truce.
910
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,503
You tell my parents
I'm not crazy
911
00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:46,838
so I can stay home,
912
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,873
and I'll stop telling everyone
you're an alien.
913
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:51,242
‐ What about killing him?
Can I still kill him?
914
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:52,877
‐ No!
915
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:55,446
That's pretty much implied
in the word "truce."
916
00:41:57,882 --> 00:41:59,917
‐ Go ahead.
917
00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:01,753
Shake on it.
918
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:03,254
‐ Fine.
919
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:06,891
♪ ♪
920
00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,526
‐ Any questions, Max?
921
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,828
‐ Yeah. Why can I see you?
922
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,498
‐ Are you familiar with
multidimensional space travel?
923
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,832
‐ Very.
924
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,434
‐ Some humans
are genetically more tuned
925
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,169
to the frequencies
of other dimensions,
926
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,204
so they can see beyond
my molecular reconstruction.
927
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,340
‐ Like that was blue and black
928
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,275
but some people saw it
as white and gold?
929
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,576
It wasn't white and gold?
930
00:42:25,610 --> 00:42:26,978
‐ No!
931
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:28,880
‐ Whoa.
‐ Wow.
932
00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:31,282
‐ I have a question.
933
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:34,986
Why do humans fold pizza
when they eat it?
934
00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:36,621
‐ Basic engineering.
935
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:38,256
It's too floppy when it's flat.
936
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,624
‐ Ah.
937
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,059
‐ What are the Nazca lines?
938
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,461
‐ Ancient alien graffiti.
939
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,796
‐ Do aliens poop?
940
00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:45,963
‐ Everybody poops.
941
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,901
‐ Just like the book.
I knew it.
942
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:53,604
‐ When I first discovered that
Max knew who I really was,
943
00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:55,339
I hated him for it.
944
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,942
Raye Zaragoza's "American Dream"
945
00:42:57,975 --> 00:43:00,344
Maybe I did not
actually hate him.
946
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,416
I just hated
how he made me feel inside.
947
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:09,387
I felt exposed, vulnerable.
948
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,823
In a way, I hated myself.
949
00:43:11,856 --> 00:43:15,760
‐ ♪ I've been thinking
about the news ♪
950
00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:20,264
♪ Daddy leaves it on
all day through ♪
951
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:23,868
♪ I've been thinking
about the wars ♪
952
00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:27,105
♪ And to be honest
I can't take anymore ♪
953
00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:31,843
♪ I hear you every day ♪
954
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:35,947
♪ The awful words you say ♪
955
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,682
♪ But hate can't be ♪
956
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:42,019
♪ The face
of the American Dream ♪
957
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:46,591
♪ ♪
958
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,292
‐ But after talking
to those kids
959
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:51,129
for just ten minutes,
960
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,698
I could feel my hatred
going away.
961
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:56,267
♪ ♪
962
00:43:56,300 --> 00:44:00,505
Maybe there's something
out there stronger than hate.
963
00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:02,073
‐ Hungry?
964
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:03,908
‐ I've only got enough
for coffee.
965
00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:05,176
‐ Well, that's okay.
966
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,544
Family don't pay.
967
00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:09,080
♪ ♪
968
00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:11,716
‐ In that case,
I'll get two burgers‐‐
969
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:12,884
one for here and one to go‐‐
970
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:15,720
and a slice of pie.
971
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:17,054
‐ Yeah, all right.
972
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:21,592
♪ ♪
973
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:22,727
‐ Sheriff?
974
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,829
♪ ♪
975
00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:27,098
Sam's toxicology results
are in.
976
00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,867
Botulinum toxin A levels
are through the roof.
977
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,536
Sam was poisoned.
978
00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:34,939
‐ Holy shit sticks!
We got ourselves a murder!
979
00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:42,346
‐ Yeah. Sheriff.
980
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,314
‐ All right. Get on it.
‐ Okay.
981
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,016
‐ Get on it.
‐ Yeah. Enjoy your breakfast.
982
00:44:45,049 --> 00:44:47,151
‐ All right, thank you, ma'am.
‐ Okay.
983
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:55,026
‐ I feel many emotions
about this one.
984
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:58,262
I feel close to her.
985
00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:00,464
‐ ♪ And I been thinkin'
about our mother ♪
986
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:03,034
‐ Yet sometimes,
I want to be far away.
987
00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:05,636
‐ ♪ How they took her away
from her people ♪
988
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:10,374
♪ Put her in
a boarding school ♪
989
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,677
♪ Away from her brother,
sister, and culture ♪
990
00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:16,914
♪ I can hear her
every night ♪
991
00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:18,983
‐ I don't hate her.
992
00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:22,486
I just...need...sleep.
993
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,522
‐ ♪ 'Cause hate can't be ♪
994
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:28,326
♪ The face
of the American Dream ♪
995
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,695
‐ I guess she can
live another day.
996
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:34,732
‐ ♪ And change is a choice,
and it can start with you ♪
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