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Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci
BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com
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Haide !
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Nu, mul�umim, nu.
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Nu, mersi !
Mul�umesc, am spus nu !
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E deja curat,
mul�umesc, nu !
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- S� fiu al naibii...
- A c�zut din ambulan�� !
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Ambulan�a 7, m� auzi�i ?
R�spunde-�i.
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Noi suntem ambulan�a 7 ?
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Nu-mi mai amintesc.
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Vezi dac� e scris pe lateral�.
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A�teapt� pu�in...
Pe partea asta...
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Acum m� uit...
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Cine a b�tut la u�� ?
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- Oh, mam�, cine e ?
- Ce scrie ?
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Unde suntem ?
Cine vorbe�te ?
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- Nu am putut s�...
- Ambulan�a 7 ?
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- E o urgen�� !
- M� ocup eu.
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- Colegul meu e ocupat... !
- Suntem noi.
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- Suntem noi, r�spunde.
- Suntem noi, r�spunde !
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Suntem ambulan�a 7, spune�i.
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Du-te imediat pe via Pendio,
e un motociclist r�nit.
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Pune sirena.
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- Nu te mi�ca.
- A chemat cineva ambulan�a ?
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Ambulan�a sose�te imediat.
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- Se aude sirena.
- Uite-o !
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E aici, nu te mi�ca.
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- Sunt nebuni ?
- Cine sunt �tia doi ?
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Uite la asta.
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Merg f�r� casc�, iar c�nd se
�nt�mpl� nenorocirea se pl�ng.
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Oameni de rahat !
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Must�cio�ii sunt de o impruden��
ce produce grea�� !
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- Scuza�i...
- Las�-ne s� ne facem treaba !
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- Targa !
- Scuz�-m� !
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Scuze.
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- Nu, nu, nu !
- Taci din gur�, idiotule !
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Nu, nu, l�sa�i-m�.
Eu m� simt bine.
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L�sa�i-m�... Sunt bine.
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Taci, prostule, e�ti �n m�inile
unor oameni cu experien��.
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Pune-i masca �i d�-i o bucat� de oxigen.
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L�sa�i-m� s� plec ! Las�...
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Masca...
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Acum e mascat...
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Porne�te !
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Am �mbarcat motociclistul r�nit.
Totul e �n regul� !
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Ambulan�a 7, r�spunde-�i.
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�l prindem �n cap�tul sc�rii.
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Unde s-a ascuns mizerabilul �sta ?
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- ... Nu �tiu...
- Dac�-l prind, �i sparg fa�a.
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Uite-l... motociclistul e aici.
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Ce faci ? Dep�e�ti prin dreapta ?
T�mpitule !
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Prinde-l de p�r ! Ah, nu...
de ochi...
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Nu te ridica, e periculos,
altfel o s� te ducem la neuro.
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Ajutor ! Ajutor !
Ajutooooor !
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Ascult�, idiotule, vrei s� �n�elegi
c� trebuie s� te �ntorci �n dub�,
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dac� nu, am s� ��i fac un
sfert de or� de neuitat... !
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Idiotule !
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Mai ia o bucat� de oxigen.
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Acum chiar m-ai sup�rat.
Fr�neaz� �i urc� !
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Dac� nu urci imediat,
o s� sf�r�e�ti r�u, ai �n�eles ?
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�sta chiar c� o s� sf�r�easc� r�u.
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Te-am prins !
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Haide !
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Ajutor ! Nu, nu, nu, l�sa�i-m� !
L�sa�i-m�...
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Eu sunt avocat,
sunt un avocat !
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L�sa�i-m� s� cobor ! L�sa�i-m� !
Sunt un avocat...
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A..
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A.. Lovitur� complet� !
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O lovitur� de Madonna !
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F�-te comod, ne �ntoarcem imediat.
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Asta, aici !
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O punem aici !
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Asta o �mpungem acolo...
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- Eu sunt un avocat !
- Da, da, desigur...
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- Tipic avocat...
- Cu toate astea, asta...
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- E cam dus cu capul...
- Dar eu sunt un avocat !
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Da, da, te ducem la tribunal... !
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Doctore, aceasta e
ultima radiografie...
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Asta e mult mai clar�.
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Ce ar trebui s�-i facem doamnei ?
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Cre�tere bilateral� a s�nilor.
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O s�-i facem o
pereche frumoas� de s�ni !
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- Desigur, e frumos s� faci bine.
- Da, noi i-am salvat via�a.
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- Imbecilului �la... !
- O s�-�i aduc� aminte de noi !
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- Da, pentru mult timp...
- Prinde�i-i...
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�nainte s� demoleze spitalul...
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Au spart statuia Sfintei Fecioare !
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- Fugi, fugi !
- Am o erup�ie cutanat� peste tot !
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- Ajutor !
- Sunt plin de puroi !
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- Au intrat �n ortopedie !
- �n ortopedie !
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Gips complet !
Sunt �n gips...
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Complet...
�n gips !
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Trebuie s� nasc !
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Trebuie s� m� calmez !
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Trebuie s� nasc repede, repede !
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Un suspect la magazinul universal.
E nevoie de interven�ia voastr� imediat�.
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Bine, recep�ionat.
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00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,828
Vrei s� chem poli�ia ?
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Afar� din localul meu !
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El e !
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00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:28,269
- Are fa�� suspect�... !?
- Foarte suspect� !
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- Foarte... suspect�...
- S�-l �ncol�im !
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Ce e asta...
Am r�mas...
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Trec mai t�rziu s� iau pantoful...
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Pe �sta �l perchezi�ionez
eu p�n� la fund...
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Nu-l sodomiza...
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Dac� tot �l perchizi�ion�m, s�
�ncepem �n partea potrivit�...
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Da.. Doar nu am vrut s�...
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S� vedem ce are la el.
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S� vedem... Nu te mi�ca.
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Fii cuminte, jigodie...
S� vedem...
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Uite aici...
Pistol �i baston...
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��i dau eu baston...
Scuz�-m�...
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- Nu te-am v�zut...
- �l perchezi�ionez eu.
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- Umbli �narmat, nu-i a�a... ?
- Love�te-l tare.
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- M-ai lovit pe mine !
- Nici eu nu te-am v�zut.
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Nu mi�ca.
Ce e asta ?
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Din nou ?
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�sta vrea s� intre
la �nchisoare pe via��.
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Prezenta�i documentele.
Vre�i un avocat ?
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- Uite la �sta.
- Cine e ?
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�sta sunt eu.
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�i-a furat portofelul. Ho�ule !
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- Opre�te-te !
- La�ule, s� nu mai furi.
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Ave�i nevoie de ajutor ?
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- Nu, am rezolvat.
- E gata pentru pu�c�rie pe via��.
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Mi�c�.
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Haide ! Urc� !
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Scuz�-m�, nu am v�zut ma�ina.
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Avea un arsenal,
tic�losul �sta.
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Salut�ri...
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S� putrezeasc� �n pu�c�rie !
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Nenorocitul !
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S� arunc�m o privire la ie�irile
de siguran�� de la magazine.
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E for�at�, a avut un complice.
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- �l prindem cu m�inile �n sac.
- N-are nici o sc�pare !
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Haide... Suntem �narma�i, nu ?
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- �i l-am dat... !
- Ce ?
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Pistolul...
�i l-am dat... !
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L-am l�sat la ei...
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Perfect.
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Hei, te-ai �narmat ?
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Da ! Am luat s�geata,
b�ta de baseball �i...
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Am �i petarde...
Acestea sunt eficiente.
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Petarde... Le-am pus aici !
S�-l c�ut�m.
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... m� duc pe aici...
M� duc pe aici.
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Cine e�ti ?
Fii calm...
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Sunt un func�ionar public
dezarmat.
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Ar putea s� se descarce...
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Sparg u�a.
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�mi smulgi carnea...
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Nu am venit singur.
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Cu mine a venit un coleg nemilos.
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Un om cu dou� bile... a�a... !
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Doamne... Mi-a dezosat piciorul.
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C�ine blestemat.
N-ai s� m� mai vezi !
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Sunt sigur c� �ntre noi,
se poate na�te un dialog.
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Sunt sigur c� �ntre noi se
poate na�te un dialog...
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�n fond, vorbim aceia�i limb�...
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Scuz�-m� ! Scuz�-m� !
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- L-am v�zut !
- Unde e ?
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E �ntre rafturi.
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- Urm�re�te-l.
- S-a oprit.
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- E�ti aproape ?
- Foarte aproape.
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Trebuie s� prindem viu.
D�-i o lovitur�.
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- Dac�-i smulg capul ?
- Ce te doare pe tine ?!
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- E�ti gata ?
- Gata.
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D�-i !
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E�ti sigur c� e el ?
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Recep�ie...
Acum, c� ai adus vorba... bine...
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La rahat cu tine !
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Acum ? Pentru c� eu...
nu simt nevoia acum...
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Nu... eu, nu...
A fost el...
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Domnul...
De dou� ori, te-a lovit.
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Ce e ?
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- Trage �n el.
- Cum ?
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- Trage !
- �ine asta !
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Ai... ai v�zut ?
A �ndoit-o.
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Din punct de vedere sindicalm,
schimbul nostru s-a terminat...
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Eu o s� plec,
tu ce faci, r�m�i ?
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- Nu, eu...
- Nu trebuie s� te gr�be�ti...
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Termin�-�i treaba iar
c�nd pleci, s� tragi u�a.
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Nici nu �tii cine mai trece pe aici...
La revedere.
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La revedere.
Te salut�m.
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Nu face a�a,
noi ne facem datoria.
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Ce face ?
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E prins !
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Scuze.
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- �nc� nu l-am prins.
- Aproape, aproape.
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Bilele ! S�-i spargem
capul cu bile.
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- A�teapt�-l acolo.
- �l facem popice...
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Hei, hei, hei.
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Lovitur�.
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Am pus-o aici.
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Ajutor ! Ajutor !
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Nu-�i fie fric�.
196
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�nceta�i violen�a pe stadioane !
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Ssh.
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- Te scap eu.
- Mul�umesc.
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E�ti bine ?
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Oh... no... Ouh...
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S� �ncerc�m extrac�ia.
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Unde e�ti ?
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Prins !
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Vino aici.
205
00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:41,391
Au, ghilotina...
206
00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:47,909
Face un r�u...
207
00:21:50,753 --> 00:21:51,868
Peste aici.
208
00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,146
Nu... am r�u de �n�l�ime.
209
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:01,505
- Uite, aici.
- Unde ?
210
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,943
- S� ne ascundem aici.
- Aici.
211
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,706
Zgomot de la "�n afara".
Ah ! Scuze.
212
00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:14,349
- Ascunde-m�, ascunde-m�.
- Da... O g�leat�.
213
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:20,833
�i eu ? Ce fac ?
214
00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,393
M� ascund �n palton..
215
00:22:43,193 --> 00:22:44,262
Curva...
216
00:22:59,393 --> 00:23:01,224
A plecat. A cobor�t.
217
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,867
Nu... nu... unde e�ti ?
E�ti �n via�� ?
218
00:23:11,713 --> 00:23:14,702
- Ce e�ti ?
- A�a �i a�a.
219
00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:20,022
Te... v�d un pic cam "ciudat".
220
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:24,327
A�teapt�. Am s� te scot.
221
00:23:32,993 --> 00:23:34,904
- Haide.
- Nu, nu.
222
00:23:35,153 --> 00:23:36,472
- Haide.
- Nu.
223
00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:38,132
Nu vreau pe corni��.
224
00:23:38,153 --> 00:23:41,304
E �i �n jos, ne a�teapt�, putem
s� sc�p�m numai pe acoperi�uri.
225
00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:44,366
Nu pot s� m� uit �n jos,
�mi vine r�u.
226
00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:46,429
- Vrei s� te orbesc ?
- Nu.
227
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,663
- Vrei s� te bandajezi ?
- Da.
228
00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:50,825
M� simt mai sigur.
229
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,789
- E bine pe aici ?
- Da, da.
230
00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,225
- E lat ?
- Da, da.
231
00:24:00,353 --> 00:24:02,742
- C�t de lat ?
- C�t un trotuar.
232
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,422
M�i... Aici s-a terminat trotuarul.
Ce fac, traversez ?
233
00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:13,466
Nu, nu, nu.
E prea mult trafic.
234
00:24:13,913 --> 00:24:16,711
R�m�i pe dreapta, sunt
treceri de pietoni. Dreapta.
235
00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:20,472
Dreapta... Oh !
236
00:24:20,713 --> 00:24:23,068
Scuza�i-m�. Permite...
237
00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:27,985
E o femeie aici.
E o doamn� ?
238
00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:30,991
- Nu e o doamn�, e o curv�.
- O curv� ?!
239
00:24:31,313 --> 00:24:33,907
M�i... Cum este posibil ?
Oh !
240
00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:38,062
Haide, haide.
241
00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:40,747
Mergi �nainte, eu sunt �ngrozit.
242
00:24:41,233 --> 00:24:43,425
Eu sunt �ngrozit.
243
00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:45,902
- Ce-ai �n buzunar ?
- Bastonul.
244
00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:48,866
- Un altul ?
- �sta e �la original.
245
00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:53,431
�nceteaz�, cu limba
pe g�t. Haide.
246
00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:54,948
S� mergem...
247
00:24:58,593 --> 00:25:00,549
"Mi-ai umplut de saliv� pe g�t.
248
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:04,382
�tiu, uneori,
am o sexualitate un pic confuz�.
249
00:25:04,513 --> 00:25:06,665
- Vin dup� tine ?
- Da, pe aici.
250
00:25:06,753 --> 00:25:08,152
Oh, nu ! Nu, fiar� !
251
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:12,525
- Dar... Am crezut c� e jos...
- S� ne ascundem.
252
00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:38,302
Bong !
253
00:25:38,393 --> 00:25:41,382
Bong !
254
00:25:58,913 --> 00:26:01,552
S� fugim ! S� fugim de aici...
255
00:26:02,953 --> 00:26:04,705
S� urc�m aici.
256
00:26:14,713 --> 00:26:18,706
Perfect...
257
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,802
A�a...
258
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,782
Ia de aici !
259
00:26:38,273 --> 00:26:40,343
- Ce e ?
- S-au aprins petardele.
260
00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:43,662
E�ti bine ?
261
00:26:45,393 --> 00:26:47,782
Cine e ?
262
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:01,103
La naiba, ai �nchis cortina.
263
00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:29,731
E totul �n regul� ?
264
00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:33,308
Da, �i... �i...
totul e perfect.
265
00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:37,465
C�l�torii sunt anun�a�i...
Dragi c�l�tori...
266
00:27:37,593 --> 00:27:40,551
... din cauza unei greve nea�teptate
a personalului de bord,
267
00:27:40,673 --> 00:27:43,471
toate zborurile regulate sunt
suspendate pe durat� nedeterminat�.
268
00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:44,921
Bine.
269
00:27:44,993 --> 00:27:47,826
Acum grev� !
Azi lucr�m noi.
270
00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,171
Haide, haide, du-te �i f� plinul.
271
00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:54,661
- Nu, nu, plinu' nu.
- Haide, du-te �i f� plinul.
272
00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:57,990
Trebuie s� r�spund la telefon,
peste pu�in timp va fi cald.
273
00:27:58,113 --> 00:27:59,671
Dar de ce tot timpul eu ?
274
00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:02,228
Pentru c� eu nu diger kerosen.
275
00:28:06,713 --> 00:28:07,702
Spune�i ?
276
00:28:08,473 --> 00:28:09,872
Da, aero-taxi.
277
00:28:10,473 --> 00:28:13,906
Deci, Frankfurt, Frankfurt...
278
00:28:14,513 --> 00:28:17,346
Oh, pe Main ?
Da, se poate !
279
00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:25,062
Spune�i ?
280
00:28:26,513 --> 00:28:28,202
De unde ?
281
00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,892
Tirana, pentru ?
282
00:28:29,953 --> 00:28:32,842
Bari ?
C��i sunte�i ?
283
00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:34,542
�ase mii ?
284
00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:36,286
Nu, nu, �ase mii, nu.
285
00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,152
E nevoie de o nav�.
286
00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:41,582
V� rog, v� rog.
287
00:28:50,113 --> 00:28:52,183
Ai verificat toate circuitele ?
288
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,568
Aminte�te-�i c� s�pt�m�na trecut�
elicea nu era �n regul�...
289
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,207
Ce faci ?
290
00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,662
O nebunie.
291
00:29:52,913 --> 00:29:56,189
Bu... Bun� ziua... Pa�te Fericit...
Scuz�-m� ?
292
00:29:56,673 --> 00:30:00,333
Deci, eu sunt un aprig...
alcoolist...
293
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:06,671
O lu�m de la �nceput...
294
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,386
Unde m� bag ?
295
00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:13,347
Nu adormi ! �n turbin�,
nu e sigur.
296
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:21,392
Massimini !
297
00:30:21,473 --> 00:30:24,862
- Ce-i ?
- S� prob�m turbina asta.
298
00:30:34,193 --> 00:30:35,626
Opre�te, opre�te.
299
00:30:40,913 --> 00:30:44,947
Ce aventur� fierbinte !
300
00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:32,544
Pe partea asta...
301
00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:35,668
Bastonul !
302
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:41,670
- Auch, piciorul meu, ce faci ?
- Scuz�-m� ! Du-te...
303
00:31:41,953 --> 00:31:45,092
- Pe aici, v� rog.
- Auch.
304
00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:07,708
Nu, e un bagaje de m�n� !
Ce faci ?
305
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,002
Nu, nu sunt o valiz�...
Sunt un avocat.
306
00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:11,829
V� rog.
307
00:32:13,113 --> 00:32:16,389
Domnii pasageri sunt ruga�i
s� se a�eze la punctele vamale
308
00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:18,822
pentru a �ndeplini formalit��ile de
�mbarcare.
309
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:26,908
Spune-mi un lucru, aero-taxiurile sunt
mai sigure dec�t avioanele de linie ?
310
00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:30,309
- Nu v� face�i griji, sunt l�ng� mine.
- �i eu sunt aproape de tine...
311
00:32:31,073 --> 00:32:34,429
A�tepta�i, p�rinte, v� ajut eu.
�ncrede�i-v� orbe�te �n mine.
312
00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:36,311
- Veni�i !
- Mul�umesc.
313
00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:38,947
S� iau bastonul �sta,
ar putea s� fac� r�u cuiva...
314
00:32:40,913 --> 00:32:43,381
- Fum�tori sau nefum�tori ?
- Nefum�tori.
315
00:32:44,913 --> 00:32:47,268
Ar fi un excedent
de bagaje.
316
00:32:47,293 --> 00:32:49,051
Dar cum, eu nu am bagaje ?
317
00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:51,792
�i portbagajul �la din spate
cum �l �ncadr�m ?
318
00:32:52,313 --> 00:32:53,382
Ia ! Du-te !
319
00:32:54,393 --> 00:32:55,985
- Permite�i...
- Au...
320
00:32:56,113 --> 00:32:58,768
Trebuie s� �nchide�i un ochi.
321
00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:01,691
- Scuza�i, nu v-am v�zut.
- Nici eu.
322
00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:03,425
- Ai v�zut ? Total orb.
- Da, am v�zut !
323
00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:05,544
Da, am v�zut, a fost o sc�pare.
324
00:33:06,313 --> 00:33:10,101
Bine, ve�i avea un loc s� trage�i cu ochiul.
V� dau un loc la fereastr�.
325
00:33:10,393 --> 00:33:12,827
- Mul�umesc.
- Vino, orbule ! Adic�, p�rinte...
326
00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:16,424
Scuza�i ! Putem zbura lini�ti�i
cu avionul �sta ?
327
00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:19,022
E�ti �n m�inile unor persoane
competente, idiotule.
328
00:33:19,153 --> 00:33:22,164
Nu ne-am mai v�zut pe undeva ?
329
00:33:22,193 --> 00:33:24,548
Lumea e mic�, ca tine !
Du-te, du-te.
330
00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:27,187
- Ajutor ! Ajutor !
- A�a, p�rinte !
331
00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,464
Ce face�i, doamn� ?
Rupe�i avionul.
332
00:33:30,433 --> 00:33:32,503
Ce fund mare !
M�n�nc� mai pu�in !
333
00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:34,345
A�teapt�, te �mping eu !
334
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,549
Nu te pune.
Voi doi, �n �ir indian !
335
00:33:36,673 --> 00:33:37,901
Suntem siamezi !
336
00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:41,343
Din centru, nu s-ar spune !
Siamezi, indieni, sunte�i �mpreun� ?
337
00:33:41,473 --> 00:33:43,270
- Fum�tori sau nu ?
- Da.
338
00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:43,828
Eu nu.
339
00:33:44,073 --> 00:33:45,472
- Eu nu.
- Tu �n fa�� iar tu �n spate.
340
00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:46,992
Am spus c� suntem siamezi !
341
00:33:47,153 --> 00:33:50,350
Regulamentul e acela�i pentru to�i,
str�ini sau nu.
342
00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:52,645
Vin� s� demont�m biroul !
343
00:33:52,793 --> 00:33:54,929
- Vin. Face�i loc.
- Ce faci ?
344
00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:57,263
Dar ? Voi... locui�i �mpreun� ?
345
00:34:03,993 --> 00:34:06,926
Doamnelor �i domnilor, bun venit la bord,
�n cur�nd decol�m.
346
00:34:06,953 --> 00:34:09,672
Prima destina�ie va fi la Frankfurt
pe Main,
347
00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:11,988
Unde credem c� vom ajunge peste...
348
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:13,941
S� spunem cam...
349
00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:16,787
�ntre �apte �i treisprezece ore,
dac� totul merge bine.
350
00:34:18,073 --> 00:34:20,712
V� rug�m s� p�stra�i spatele
�n pozi�ie vertical�
351
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,605
�i s� v� prinde�i bine
centurile de siguran��.
352
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:27,126
Fuma�i dac� vre�i,
Dac� e s� se �nt�mple, tot se �nt�mpl�...
353
00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:33,672
Scoate flapsurile !
354
00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:36,471
Am�ndou� ?
355
00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:40,906
Ce ai �n�eles ? Clapetele
de pe aripi, cele pentru decolare.
356
00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:44,188
Aha !
Am rezolvat !
357
00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:51,871
Deci, mergem ?
358
00:34:51,993 --> 00:34:54,763
- Haide !
- Opla !
359
00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:17,109
"Doamnelor �i domnilor
bun� diminea�a,
360
00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:21,545
v� atragem aten�ia,
asupra unor echipamente de siguran��.
361
00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:25,502
M�tile de oxigen sunt amplasate
�n sloturi.
362
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:29,785
�n partea din spate, sunt plasate
extinctoare, �n caz de incendiu.
363
00:35:30,113 --> 00:35:33,150
Ie�irile de urgen��
sunt �n centrul avionului...
364
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,743
Una �n st�nga !
365
00:35:35,873 --> 00:35:37,306
- St�nga.
- Au... !
366
00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:40,869
St�nga... st�nga...
367
00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,309
- Una �n dreapta.
- Auu... !
368
00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:48,628
Dreapta... dreapta... dreapta...
369
00:35:50,353 --> 00:35:53,948
�n caz de r�u de aer, ve�i g�si
�n buzunarul scaunului din fa��,
370
00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,464
punga corespunz�toare.
371
00:35:56,513 --> 00:36:00,064
Folosi�i-o a�a cum v-o prezint�
�nso�itorul de zbor.
372
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,627
V� vorbe�te c�pitanul,
zbur�m la �n�l�ime destul de mare,
373
00:36:13,753 --> 00:36:15,345
la o anumit� vitez�,
374
00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:18,371
temperatura solului
e destul de discret�,
375
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,590
iar vizibilitatea a� spune bun�.
Nu, mul�umesc, mul�umesc !
376
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:24,181
Nu ! E curat !
Nu, nu, nu...
377
00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:27,730
Nu, e curat. Nu, mul�umesc.
��i rup fa�a !
378
00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:31,122
Nu ! Nu ! Nu !
379
00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:41,389
Nimic nu s-a �nt�mplat...
380
00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:46,309
Turnul de control Frankfurt
pe Main ?
381
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:50,349
Aici, aer taxi, Pisa 18,
382
00:36:50,593 --> 00:36:53,983
cere permisiunea
pentru aterizare.
383
00:36:54,193 --> 00:36:55,990
Pentru aterizare.
384
00:36:56,193 --> 00:36:59,185
Aici nu e Frankfurt,
e Milano, e Milano.
385
00:37:00,073 --> 00:37:03,065
- Milano ?
- Cum Milano ? Te �ii de glume, nu ?
386
00:37:03,593 --> 00:37:06,744
Nu e nici o glum�, aici e Milano,
aeroportul din Milano !
387
00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:09,032
Milano ? Vorbe�te tu !
388
00:37:09,153 --> 00:37:12,463
Atunci, �la era castelul
de Melegnano.
389
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,146
Milano �nainte.
390
00:37:14,213 --> 00:37:15,402
Unde e�ti ?
391
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,664
- Unde suntem ?
- Pe radar nu v� vedem.
392
00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:21,384
Poate zbura�i prea jos.
393
00:37:21,433 --> 00:37:26,188
Probabil, dar noi
v� vedem cu ochiul liber, terminat.
394
00:37:26,393 --> 00:37:29,783
Acolo vom vedea,
pe radar, vedem acolo.
395
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:31,845
Nu v� vedem !
396
00:37:31,944 --> 00:37:34,405
Suntem �n fa�a voastr�.
Unde sunte�i ?
397
00:37:34,473 --> 00:37:36,828
Mama mia, ce durere !
398
00:37:36,913 --> 00:37:39,791
- Oh, Mama Mia !
- Scuza�i-m�, scuza�i-m�.
399
00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:42,268
- O, Iisuse Cristoase... !
- Mar�arier !
400
00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:45,403
Ajut�-m� !
401
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,668
- Pilo�i asigura...
- Trebuie s� m� duc la baie.
402
00:38:11,153 --> 00:38:13,532
Acum micul dejun.
403
00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:15,663
Permite�i !
Pot s� trec prin mijloc ?
404
00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:21,169
Permite�i...
405
00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:25,786
Voi doi unde v� duce�i ?
406
00:38:26,073 --> 00:38:29,145
El trebuie s� mearg� la baie,
e �ngust, nu �nc�pem am�ndoi.
407
00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:31,669
�ntr-adev�r,
el primul, apoi tu.
408
00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:33,829
Cum s� spun ? Suntem siamezi !
409
00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:39,105
Am �n�eles, intra�i.
Companiei noastre e foarte tolerant�.
410
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:41,309
- Sunte�i �n c�l�torie de pl�cere ?
- Da.
411
00:38:41,473 --> 00:38:44,943
- Distrac�ie pl�cut� !
- Nu intr�m ! Nu merge !
412
00:38:46,473 --> 00:38:49,867
Nu �mpinge... !
413
00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:52,692
- Scuza�i, unde e baia ?
- Prima u�� pe care o g�si�i.
414
00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:53,702
Mul�umesc.
415
00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:58,988
Prin�e, uit�-te pe unde mergi !
416
00:38:59,313 --> 00:39:01,508
Acolo !
417
00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,828
Hei, voi doi de acolo !
418
00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:10,223
Trebuie s� mergi la baie �i tu ?
V�d c� ai un anume stimul...
419
00:39:11,753 --> 00:39:14,950
Ce stimulent ! N-ai v�zut
c� mi-a dat una �n bile ?!
420
00:39:15,073 --> 00:39:18,145
- Scuza�i, nu sunte�i �nso�itoare ?
- Cu dou� bile a�a... !
421
00:39:20,273 --> 00:39:22,788
Uite baia.
422
00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:32,866
- Ajutor !
- Ce se �nt�mpl� ?
423
00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:36,839
Ajutor ! Mi se vede totu'...
424
00:39:41,193 --> 00:39:45,345
Ajutor ! Ajutor.
425
00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:49,351
- Ajutor, m-am �ntors.
- Calm, calm.
426
00:39:49,673 --> 00:39:52,141
- Calm, calm.
- D�-mi mingea !
427
00:39:52,353 --> 00:39:54,821
- Eu sunt un avocat !
- �ncearc� s� stai calm, imbecilule,
428
00:39:54,953 --> 00:39:58,946
e�ti �i �n m�inile unor persoane
competente, ai �n�eles sau nu ?
429
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:02,350
Acum sunt �n �nt�rziere,
am s�-i sparg fa�a pilotului �sta automat.
430
00:40:02,473 --> 00:40:04,126
Uite mingea !
431
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,024
- Calma�i-v� !
- Ajut�-m� !
432
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,462
- D�-mi mingea...
- Du-te dracului cu mingea ta !
433
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,743
Nu v� fie fric�, doamn�,
434
00:40:10,873 --> 00:40:13,387
centurile sunt garantate
p�n� la 5 tone,
435
00:40:13,513 --> 00:40:16,664
nu exist� absolut,
nici un pericol...
436
00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:20,591
Ajutor ! Ajutoor !
437
00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,387
Da�i-m� jos !
438
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:31,324
Fi�i calmi.
439
00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:34,862
Acum o s� acoperim gaura
cu un ziar.
440
00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,712
Fi�i calmi.
441
00:40:49,593 --> 00:40:52,171
Relu�m... atitudinea.
442
00:40:57,393 --> 00:40:59,990
Destul... !
443
00:40:59,993 --> 00:41:01,492
Te trag eu, a�teapt�...
444
00:41:01,513 --> 00:41:03,431
Aten�ie, te absoarbe...
445
00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:06,789
Uciga�ilor, criminalilor...
446
00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:11,302
Vrei asta ?
447
00:41:11,353 --> 00:41:14,742
Bine...
448
00:41:22,473 --> 00:41:26,910
Aici turnul de control Casablanca.
Aici turnul de control Casablanca.
449
00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:28,725
- Casablanca ?
- Da.
450
00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:31,387
Nu trebuia s� mergem la Main ?
451
00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:33,763
Dac� spune Casablanca...
e Casablanca.
452
00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:36,953
- Cine sunte�i ?
- Opre�te radioul, �sta ne bate la cap.
453
00:41:36,973 --> 00:41:38,003
Bine.
454
00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:40,465
Cu excep�ia acestor
varia�ii ale traseului,
455
00:41:40,593 --> 00:41:43,466
ca voiaj inaugural...
a mers destul bine.
456
00:41:43,553 --> 00:41:45,242
Oho... !
457
00:41:45,273 --> 00:41:46,911
A mers a-nt�ia...
458
00:41:47,393 --> 00:41:51,088
Avem un supravie�uitor...
Mai mult, chiar trei supravie�uitori.
459
00:41:51,153 --> 00:41:53,906
Mai sunt �i siamezii din baie...
460
00:41:54,593 --> 00:41:57,505
Poponarii �ia care s-au �nchis �n baie ?
461
00:41:57,633 --> 00:42:01,103
�i-am spus de la Milano,
du-te s� vezi ce fac �n baie...
462
00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:05,146
- Eu ? Tot timpul eu...
- Du-te, du-te...
463
00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:08,792
Nu m� pune s� mai risc.
Nu vreau s� ajung pe flapsuri...
464
00:42:12,353 --> 00:42:14,071
Domnilor ? Ehe, he, he...
465
00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:17,249
Domnilor poponari... ?
V� rog !
466
00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:24,504
Se simt r�u ? E cumva vreun
doctor printre dvs ?
467
00:42:24,533 --> 00:42:26,212
- Eu...
- Tu ? Vino.
468
00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:29,530
- Vino ! �n baie sunt doi ce nu se simt bine.
- Dar eu sunt doctor �n drept.
469
00:42:29,553 --> 00:42:30,688
�n lege ?
470
00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:33,824
E bine �i a�a.
Vino !
471
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,466
E un avocat aici.
472
00:42:38,513 --> 00:42:40,444
- S� spargem u�a !
- Nu, e deschis�.
473
00:42:40,473 --> 00:42:43,611
Las�-m� pe mine,
sunt mai practic.
474
00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,027
Ajutor !
475
00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:49,571
Ajutor, ajutor !
476
00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:56,390
Nu te l�sa absorbit,
e�ti ultimul pasager.
477
00:42:56,513 --> 00:42:58,549
Nu m� atinge !
V� dau �n judecat� pe to�i !
478
00:42:59,793 --> 00:43:01,021
Eu sunt un avocat.
479
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,762
Te ajut eu.
480
00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:06,982
Ajutor !
481
00:43:09,073 --> 00:43:11,109
L-am pierdut �i pe avocat.
482
00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:22,671
Eu sunt un avocat,
sunt un avocat.
483
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:35,502
Unde sunt ?
484
00:43:39,937 --> 00:43:44,210
Uite-l pe transexual,
acum o s�-i facem o p�s�ric� frumoas�.
485
00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:47,882
Au... !
486
00:43:48,353 --> 00:43:49,786
Multe proiecte, nu-i a�a ?
487
00:43:50,353 --> 00:43:53,663
M� enerveaz� lucrurile astea
neprev�zute...
488
00:43:53,793 --> 00:43:55,784
Totul mergea at�t de bine...
489
00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:12,522
Repede, s� vedem ce se �nt�mpl� !
490
00:44:12,673 --> 00:44:13,888
Veni�i cu to�ii !
491
00:44:23,633 --> 00:44:25,212
Adunarea !
492
00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:26,925
Adunarea !
493
00:44:26,993 --> 00:44:28,062
Mai repede !
494
00:44:29,353 --> 00:44:31,184
Mi�ca�i-v�, la�ilor !
495
00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:34,602
Pe trei r�nduri !
496
00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:39,486
Mai repede !
497
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,388
Hei, voi doi, ce sta�i invers ?
498
00:44:57,593 --> 00:45:00,606
�ntoarce�i-v� !
499
00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:04,105
�ntoarce�i-v� !!
500
00:45:04,153 --> 00:45:05,791
�ntoarce�i-v� caschetele !
501
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:09,992
Husele �n spate.
502
00:45:10,353 --> 00:45:12,603
Scuza�i ! Husa nu e pentru soare ?
503
00:45:12,633 --> 00:45:15,683
Da, dar din spate !
504
00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:19,406
Scuz�-�i, Excelen��,
dar soarele e �n fa��...
505
00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,812
Dumnezeu cel Sf�nt !
506
00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:28,642
- Sergent !
- Da, domnule !
507
00:45:29,113 --> 00:45:31,502
E de r�u, nu a f�cut nici azi...
508
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:32,768
E constipat ?
509
00:45:32,793 --> 00:45:35,705
Nu, o ran� de r�zboi la colon,
a luat medalia.
510
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,447
�i nici cu medalia nu a...
511
00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:43,049
Vreau ca fortul s� luceasc�
precum Grand Hotel. Du-te "
512
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,422
Da, domnule.
513
00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,644
Voi zece, primul dormitor.
514
00:45:47,673 --> 00:45:49,865
Voi zece, urm�toarea.
515
00:45:49,953 --> 00:45:52,472
Voi rastelul.
516
00:45:53,473 --> 00:45:57,466
Iar voi doi noi, cu fe�ele voastre...
s� cur��a�i toaletele !
517
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:01,792
M� scuza�i domnule, spune�i-o lui,
are fa�� de cur...
518
00:46:01,913 --> 00:46:03,307
Lini�te !
519
00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:04,542
Trage !
520
00:46:05,153 --> 00:46:07,821
Acid muriatic �i gr�sime de cot !
521
00:46:07,913 --> 00:46:11,141
Rupe�i r�ndurile !
522
00:46:15,113 --> 00:46:18,702
U�a !
523
00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:20,884
A r�mas doar cea a colonelului.
524
00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:23,891
Tratament special,
acid muriatic pur.
525
00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:26,108
- Asta arde totul.
- U�a !
526
00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:33,766
Cred c� e mai bine...,
527
00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:38,466
Ca pedeaps�,
�ase ore cu degetele legate.
528
00:46:39,553 --> 00:46:40,542
Bine...
529
00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:58,012
Rezist�...
530
00:46:58,033 --> 00:47:01,352
�nc� pu�in �i atingem...
531
00:47:01,393 --> 00:47:04,004
Baionetele.
532
00:47:04,193 --> 00:47:06,226
Nu te mi�ca...
533
00:47:06,953 --> 00:47:08,625
�ine-l bine.
534
00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:11,786
- Ce vrei s�-i faci ?
- Am s�-i scot bilele.
535
00:47:11,993 --> 00:47:14,024
- Opre�te-te !
- Flapsul ?
536
00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:22,104
Acum �l sodomizez...
537
00:47:22,113 --> 00:47:24,468
S� lu�m altul.
538
00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:25,782
Armele.
539
00:47:25,813 --> 00:47:27,302
Gata !
540
00:47:28,873 --> 00:47:31,601
Banzai !
541
00:47:36,273 --> 00:47:39,743
O veste proast�...
Colonelul...
542
00:47:39,953 --> 00:47:43,070
Nu v� fie fric�,
v� sbaionetiz�m noi.
543
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,502
Sbaionet�m.
544
00:47:47,793 --> 00:47:51,082
Trage !
545
00:48:02,993 --> 00:48:06,986
�tii ce ? I-am p�c�lit bine,
data viitoare
546
00:48:07,113 --> 00:48:10,310
nu vor mai �ti
de ce s� ne at�rne...
547
00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:27,512
Acum, vom �ncepe exerci�iul.
548
00:48:28,713 --> 00:48:30,783
Lua�i bomba �n m�n�,
549
00:48:31,153 --> 00:48:34,166
trage�i siguran�a,
550
00:48:34,193 --> 00:48:37,585
num�ra�i p�n� la �ase...
�i arunca�i.
551
00:48:37,953 --> 00:48:41,345
E clar ?
552
00:48:41,433 --> 00:48:43,061
Tu. �ncepe.
553
00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:45,388
- Cine, el ?
- Nu, tu !
554
00:48:45,433 --> 00:48:47,908
Eu... scuza�i...
555
00:48:47,913 --> 00:48:51,906
Recapitul�m... se ia,
Se num�r� p�n� la... un moment...
556
00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:55,443
Unu... patru...
�i se arunc�...
557
00:48:55,553 --> 00:48:58,384
Siguran�a... �ine !
558
00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:02,386
Asta e bomba...
559
00:49:02,413 --> 00:49:04,832
Unde e ?
560
00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:10,502
Uite-o !
561
00:49:10,513 --> 00:49:12,902
D�-mi-o !
562
00:49:25,393 --> 00:49:28,351
A�i v�zut c� au �tiut,
de ce s� ne at�rne...
563
00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:31,268
Nu m� g�ndisem la asta...
564
00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:51,388
Aten�iune !
565
00:49:52,473 --> 00:49:55,624
Am primit �tirea
c� �n oaza Tareb,
566
00:49:55,753 --> 00:49:58,950
se reunesc �efii
triburilor de jefuitori.
567
00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:03,886
E o ocazie unic� s�-i elimin�m
pe to�i �ntr-o singur� lovitur�,
568
00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:05,782
cu o bomb�.
569
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,951
�tiu c� fiecare din voi vrea
s� profite de acest moment,
570
00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:12,031
s� se acopere de glorie,
571
00:50:12,073 --> 00:50:16,066
dar, din p�cate, am nevoie doar
de doi solda�i valoro�i
572
00:50:16,553 --> 00:50:19,669
care s� se infiltreze �n tab�ra inamic�.
573
00:50:19,993 --> 00:50:24,032
Cine se ofer� pentru aceast� misiune
sinuciga��, s� fac� un pas �nainte.
574
00:50:25,193 --> 00:50:26,682
Bravo !
575
00:50:27,473 --> 00:50:30,392
S� �tii, domni�oar�,
c� aici e o gre�eal�...
576
00:50:30,513 --> 00:50:34,984
Pentru c� este o misiune sinuciga��,
v� voi decora imediat in memoriam.
577
00:50:35,953 --> 00:50:38,262
- Vino, curajosul meu.
- Eu ? In memoriam... ?
578
00:50:39,193 --> 00:50:41,468
M�i.. sunt...
m�ndru de memorie.
579
00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:01,744
Prezenta�i arm' celor c�zu�i !
580
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:18,401
De ce pl�ngi ?
�l cuno�teai ?
581
00:51:18,473 --> 00:51:20,770
Oho, da, e�ti tu.
582
00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,422
Ciao !
583
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,731
Condolean�e...
584
00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:29,806
Sincere.
585
00:52:16,313 --> 00:52:18,383
Am ajuns, aici e tab�ra.
586
00:52:20,713 --> 00:52:23,602
Uit�-te !
587
00:52:27,193 --> 00:52:28,182
Ce e...
588
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:31,990
- Mi-a intrat o c�mil� �n binoclu...
- �i lu�m prin surprindere.
589
00:52:33,673 --> 00:52:36,706
Du-te �i leag� c�milele.
590
00:52:46,553 --> 00:52:48,384
Hei, am legat c�milele.
591
00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:51,830
Bravo. Haide,
�nconjur�m turnul, vino !
592
00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:09,362
M�inile sus !
593
00:53:09,393 --> 00:53:12,385
Preda�i-v� ! Dac� dori�i,
pute�i suna un avocat.
594
00:53:14,313 --> 00:53:17,404
Arunca�i toate armele !
595
00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,371
Aici. Sunt to�i aici �n�untru.
596
00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:34,621
Toate c�peteniile ?
597
00:53:35,153 --> 00:53:37,784
D�-mi bomba.
598
00:53:37,793 --> 00:53:39,988
Fii atent... bomba m� sperie.
599
00:53:41,273 --> 00:53:45,027
- Un cu�it, d�-mi-l pe al t�u.
- L-am aruncat �n c�mil�.
600
00:53:45,193 --> 00:53:46,865
Cu�itul e �n c�mil�.
601
00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:48,870
Baioneta, ia-o pe aia.
602
00:53:56,073 --> 00:53:57,062
Uite.
603
00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:06,826
Vorbesc araba.
604
00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:22,303
Pe asta mi se pare c� �l cunosc,
tu nu?
605
00:54:22,473 --> 00:54:24,145
Din... vedere.
606
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:25,588
S� mergem acolo !
607
00:54:38,153 --> 00:54:40,109
Haide, arunc� bomba.
608
00:54:47,193 --> 00:54:48,387
Ce e ?
609
00:54:49,273 --> 00:54:51,423
El a tras primul...
610
00:54:51,673 --> 00:54:54,231
�i bomba unde-ai pus-o ?
611
00:54:55,633 --> 00:54:56,861
Mi-a c�zut �n�untru.
612
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,346
Facem alt� t�ietur� !
613
00:55:07,073 --> 00:55:10,952
Haide, acum intr�m, lu�m
bomba �i arunc�m �n aer tot de pe ei !
614
00:55:11,073 --> 00:55:13,623
�i arunc�m �n aer pe to�i... !
Dar...
615
00:55:13,673 --> 00:55:16,028
... a�a vom muri �i noi...
616
00:55:16,353 --> 00:55:18,603
E o misiune sinuciga��, nu ?
Uite aici !
617
00:55:18,673 --> 00:55:19,947
Slav� Domnului !
618
00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:22,024
E�ti gata ? Haide !
619
00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:24,991
S� ne sinucidem !
620
00:56:06,993 --> 00:56:10,165
Uite bomba !
621
00:56:34,553 --> 00:56:39,069
Balerina aia m� prive�te
cam provocator...
622
00:56:40,833 --> 00:56:42,664
Hei... Bomba !
623
00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:43,862
Bomba !
624
00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:53,352
Te pun �n co� !
625
00:56:54,993 --> 00:56:57,870
- Unu, doi...
- Trei !
626
00:56:57,873 --> 00:57:00,467
Patru, cinci...
627
00:57:00,993 --> 00:57:03,951
�ase, �apte, opt...
628
00:57:04,673 --> 00:57:07,233
Opt �i jum�tate...
629
00:57:07,473 --> 00:57:08,462
Nou�...
630
00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:11,523
- Unsprezece...
- Ai scos siguran�a ?
631
00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:15,484
E aici... Am uitat.
632
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,188
- Haide, s� ne �ntoarcem �n�untru.
- E �n co�.
633
00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:50,104
Da, da, cu siguran�� da !
634
00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:53,623
Da, da, am s�-i spun,
nici o problem�, bine�n�eles...
635
00:57:53,753 --> 00:57:56,462
Nu v� face�i griji.
636
00:57:56,513 --> 00:57:58,822
Ascult�, �mi pare r�u...
637
00:57:58,953 --> 00:58:02,468
E inutil s� insi�ti, pentru mine
ce spui �i araba... ai �n�eles ?
638
00:58:02,593 --> 00:58:05,665
Nu m� mai freca la icre !
639
00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:15,522
Bomba !
640
00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:18,527
�arpele e aici !
641
00:59:23,153 --> 00:59:24,472
Bomba !
642
00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,712
Mi-a intrat pe m�nec�...
643
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,382
Ajutor, bomba.
644
00:59:31,513 --> 00:59:34,073
- Ie�i afar� !
- Bomb� !
645
00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:37,305
- E aici.
- �ine !
646
00:59:37,873 --> 00:59:39,192
Arunc�, arunc� !
647
00:59:40,633 --> 00:59:42,610
�sta e �arpele, d�-mi bomba.
648
00:59:42,673 --> 00:59:43,662
Arunc !
649
01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:07,589
A venit momentul nostru.
Nu uita, demnitate !
650
01:00:07,713 --> 01:00:09,983
- Da.
- E�ti gata ?
651
01:00:09,993 --> 01:00:11,667
Aproape...
652
01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:15,147
- Nu �i-e fric� ?
- Nu.
653
01:00:18,753 --> 01:00:21,626
Ce e cu mirosul �sta ?
654
01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:23,504
Am f�cut pe mine.
655
01:00:25,353 --> 01:00:27,662
- Ultima mas�.
- Ultima ?
656
01:00:29,933 --> 01:00:33,309
M� tem c� nu voi putea...
657
01:00:33,373 --> 01:00:35,225
E�ti un legionar, e�ti un erou !
658
01:00:35,353 --> 01:00:39,746
Da, dar nu e asta...
nu-mi place orezul.
659
01:00:39,793 --> 01:00:43,203
Vrei ceva de maxim 18 ani, nu ?
660
01:00:43,233 --> 01:00:44,686
Da, dar... blond�.
661
01:00:44,713 --> 01:00:47,305
- Blond�.
- Blond�.
662
01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:48,602
Ce face ?
663
01:00:48,633 --> 01:00:52,127
Asta e aia cu privirea
provocatoare.
664
01:00:53,313 --> 01:00:55,747
- E�ti o comoar�.
- Scuze, domni�oar�,
665
01:00:55,793 --> 01:00:58,204
o faci din dragoste, nu ?
666
01:00:58,233 --> 01:00:59,825
Nu, din recuno�tin��.
667
01:01:01,953 --> 01:01:05,231
E avocatul.
668
01:01:05,273 --> 01:01:09,266
Nu, fost avocat ! Acum sunt Zineb,
favorita Marelui Boss.
669
01:01:10,193 --> 01:01:12,104
V� mul�umesc, via�a mea
s-a schimbat,
670
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:15,388
acum m� simt �n sf�r�it realizat�.
671
01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:17,105
Lua�i ! V� sunt datoare.
672
01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:18,892
- Nu !
- Nu, mul�umesc.
673
01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:21,950
Avem deja ale noastre
func�ioneaz� �n parte, dar...
674
01:01:22,313 --> 01:01:23,302
O lam� !
675
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:26,983
O lam� de t�iat fier !
676
01:01:27,153 --> 01:01:29,271
Nu putem accepta.
677
01:01:29,393 --> 01:01:32,305
Suntem legionari, am e�uat
�i vrem s� pl�tim,
678
01:01:32,433 --> 01:01:34,742
- ... chiar �i cu �mpu�c�turi.
- Un moment,
679
01:01:34,873 --> 01:01:38,422
asta spune el,
eu nu sunt de acord...
680
01:01:38,553 --> 01:01:41,784
Cine v� �mpu�c�,
noi avem alte obiceiuri.
681
01:01:42,393 --> 01:01:44,465
Veni�i s� vede�i.
682
01:01:44,633 --> 01:01:48,169
�i-am spus c� sunt ��ri civilizate.
�n ciuda aparen�elor...
683
01:01:48,193 --> 01:01:50,267
Da, foarte civilizate.
684
01:01:54,513 --> 01:01:56,171
Trasul �n �eap�.
685
01:01:56,233 --> 01:01:59,862
Au... �i-o �nfig...
686
01:01:59,993 --> 01:02:02,427
Am vorbit mereu de �mpu�care...
687
01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:05,704
Cum se schimb� c�r�ile
la mas� �n felul �sta ?
688
01:02:05,993 --> 01:02:07,765
D�-mi lama, f�t�l�ule !
689
01:02:09,953 --> 01:02:13,192
- Mult noroc...
- Cine ? Noroc...
690
01:02:30,033 --> 01:02:33,366
Mi-e pu�in cam sete...
691
01:02:37,273 --> 01:02:40,106
Stai, mi-a intrat
pu�in nisip un pantof.
692
01:02:40,233 --> 01:02:41,222
Cine ?
693
01:02:41,913 --> 01:02:42,902
Hai.
694
01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:50,105
- Ar fi...
- Ei au l�sat cheile.
695
01:03:53,673 --> 01:03:56,822
Miracol !
696
01:04:07,193 --> 01:04:08,467
V� explic alt�dat�.
697
01:04:35,033 --> 01:04:38,230
Ai mil�, Papa ! Era o urgen��.
698
01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:49,672
Continu�m lista celor
699
01:04:49,793 --> 01:04:52,227
mai semnificative
evenimente ale anului...
700
01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:55,868
C�tig�torul raliului Paris - Dakar.
701
01:05:21,233 --> 01:05:24,350
Face�i un cadou frumos copiilor vo�tri,
702
01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:26,171
o fotografie cu renul.
703
01:05:26,193 --> 01:05:29,822
Cel mai frumos cadou
pentru copii vo�tri.
704
01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,030
Cu renul �i Mo� Cr�ciun.
705
01:05:34,053 --> 01:05:35,481
Fotografii cu renul !
706
01:05:35,513 --> 01:05:37,663
Face�i-v� ferici�i copii.
707
01:05:38,593 --> 01:05:41,710
Cel mai frumos cadou de Cr�ciun,
Fotografia cu ren.
708
01:05:42,473 --> 01:05:44,623
Tat�, tat�, vreau o fotografie
cu renul.
709
01:05:44,753 --> 01:05:47,062
- Ce vrei ?
- Vreau o poz� cu renul.
710
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:49,388
Nu e un ren, e un m�gar.
711
01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:52,311
Scuza�i-m�, v� pricepe�i ?
Sunte�i veterinar ?
712
01:05:52,433 --> 01:05:54,947
- Paznic la zoo, un lapon ?
- Nu, dar...
713
01:05:55,073 --> 01:05:57,223
Pe ce criterii �mi declasezi renul ?
714
01:05:57,353 --> 01:06:01,141
Nu e un ren, se vede de la un
kilometru c� e un m�gar.
715
01:06:01,593 --> 01:06:04,153
Ascult� la Mo� Cr�ciun,
vezi-�i de treaba ta !
716
01:06:04,313 --> 01:06:06,781
- Mark, te rog...
- Vreau o fotografie...
717
01:06:06,913 --> 01:06:08,710
�l iau eu pe micu�...
718
01:06:09,593 --> 01:06:13,063
Fotografii cu renul... D�-i m�na
domnului, nu se simte bine.
719
01:06:13,093 --> 01:06:14,862
Mai repede !
720
01:06:14,913 --> 01:06:17,711
Un alt domn se simte r�u.
V� rug�m s�...
721
01:06:19,153 --> 01:06:20,381
Nu e nimeni s� m� ajute ?
722
01:06:20,713 --> 01:06:23,785
Domnii se simt r�u.
Nu e nimeni s� ne ajute ?
723
01:06:25,313 --> 01:06:26,541
Uite la �tia...
724
01:06:29,273 --> 01:06:32,549
Facem o fotografie cu Mo� Cr�ciun...
725
01:06:32,673 --> 01:06:35,831
- Fotografie cu renul.
- Nu v� mi�ca�i.
726
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,872
Bli�ul...
727
01:06:38,913 --> 01:06:42,105
Ajutor !
728
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,302
Mark !
729
01:06:44,353 --> 01:06:47,072
Poate asta nu a ie�it
bine... facem alta...
730
01:06:52,993 --> 01:06:54,631
Tata...
731
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,464
O alt� fotografie pe ren...
732
01:06:57,553 --> 01:07:00,829
Schimb locul, aici nu se poate,
�tia fac prea mult� mizerie...
733
01:07:00,953 --> 01:07:02,545
Da, sunt �i periculo�i...
734
01:07:07,313 --> 01:07:09,144
- Domnilor ? Domnilor ?
- Da.
735
01:07:09,273 --> 01:07:11,468
Chiar pe voi v� c�utam...
736
01:07:11,593 --> 01:07:14,651
Sunt majordomul
judec�torului Massobrio.
737
01:07:14,673 --> 01:07:18,268
Trebuie s� angajez un Mo� Cr�ciun
pentru o petrecere privat� cu familia.
738
01:07:18,393 --> 01:07:21,351
- Te-ai n�scut norocos.
- Noi suntem doi.
739
01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:23,351
Dar Mo� Cr�ciun e numai unul !
740
01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:26,147
Nu, asta e o regul�
categoric�,
741
01:07:26,273 --> 01:07:29,663
suntem doi �i lucr�m mereu �mpreun�.
742
01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,665
Vreau unul, pl�tesc un milion.
743
01:07:31,793 --> 01:07:34,072
Nu ne intereseaz�.
744
01:07:34,073 --> 01:07:36,541
Un moment.
745
01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:40,669
De ce nu putem s� ne desp�r�im ?
746
01:07:40,793 --> 01:07:42,511
Chiar �n ajunul Cr�ciunului ?
747
01:07:42,633 --> 01:07:46,628
- Munca e munc� !
- Dar Cr�ciunul... e Cr�ciun...
748
01:07:46,713 --> 01:07:48,351
Un milion e un milion.
749
01:07:48,473 --> 01:07:50,509
- Hei ?
- Vin imediat.
750
01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:53,386
Cine a hot�r�t
c� trebuie s� te duci tu ?
751
01:07:54,273 --> 01:07:57,651
Bine, d�m cu banul.
D�-mi o moned�.
752
01:08:02,553 --> 01:08:04,111
- Cap sau pajur� ?
- Cap.
753
01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:07,342
Scuze ?
754
01:08:07,513 --> 01:08:09,902
- D�-mi alta.
- Nu mai am.
755
01:08:10,033 --> 01:08:12,388
Num�r�m
�ncep�nd cu tine.
756
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:17,290
�apte ! Unu, doi, trei, patru,
cinci...
757
01:08:18,633 --> 01:08:19,822
�ase...
758
01:08:19,873 --> 01:08:21,422
�ase �i �apte.
759
01:08:21,473 --> 01:08:24,385
- Ai num�rat renul.
- Am c�tigat, m� duc eu acolo.
760
01:08:24,993 --> 01:08:28,710
Bine, dar eu ce fac ?
761
01:08:49,753 --> 01:08:51,842
Vino.
762
01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:55,506
Coboar�, nu mai face pe sup�ratul,
uite ce cas� !
763
01:08:55,553 --> 01:08:59,023
Uite ce gazon frumos.
Haide, haide, haide, haide.
764
01:09:02,313 --> 01:09:05,350
Mergem pe u�a din spate,
e mai bine s� nu-l vad�.
765
01:09:05,473 --> 01:09:08,146
Renul �l las aici,
poate a�a face caca.
766
01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:09,672
Da, ��i ar�t drumul.
767
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:13,428
A�teapt�-m� aici.
P�n� vin, aranjeaz�-te !
768
01:09:13,793 --> 01:09:16,504
Intra�i !
769
01:09:16,593 --> 01:09:17,582
V� rog.
770
01:09:19,713 --> 01:09:24,389
Judec�torul Massobrio vrea s�
le fac� o surpriz� nepo�ilor s�i.
771
01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:26,909
Tu, aproape de miezul nop�ii,
772
01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:29,501
umpli sacul �sta
cu toate aceste daruri.
773
01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:31,510
C�nd �ntreaga familie va fi aici
774
01:09:31,633 --> 01:09:34,022
�i copii vor c�nta
"Coboar� din stele"...
775
01:09:34,153 --> 01:09:37,205
Tu... Vino cu mine.
776
01:09:38,553 --> 01:09:41,611
Tu vei fi ascuns �n spatele
acestei u�i oglind�,
777
01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:45,512
- vei ap�rea magic �i dai cadourile.
- Da, da.
778
01:09:45,533 --> 01:09:47,007
Crezi c� po�i s-o faci ?
779
01:09:47,033 --> 01:09:49,089
Da, dar toate �ntr-un milion ?
780
01:09:49,113 --> 01:09:50,512
A�a am stabilit.
781
01:09:50,713 --> 01:09:53,989
Nu am scris nimic
M� duc s� aduc renul.
782
01:09:54,113 --> 01:09:56,441
��i ar�t drumul.
783
01:09:56,873 --> 01:09:57,862
Te rog.
784
01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,863
Ce ra�ionament e asta,
un milion �i dou� ?
785
01:10:21,993 --> 01:10:25,303
Eu iau un milion �i tu vrei totul,
asta e �antaj.
786
01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,347
Haide, ce �tiu eu c�t
c�tig� un ren ?
787
01:10:30,553 --> 01:10:32,942
S� fie clar,
nu e�ti un ren.
788
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,282
Ce e asta ? Afar� !
E curent.
789
01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:37,304
�i-am spus
s� m� a�tep�i acas�.
790
01:12:37,473 --> 01:12:40,948
Care cas� ?
791
01:12:41,113 --> 01:12:44,185
Da, nu avem cas�.
792
01:12:46,593 --> 01:12:47,628
Ascult�...
793
01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:50,905
Sunt aici,
nu pot s� te ajut cu ceva... ?
794
01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:53,547
Uite ce ai f�cut !
795
01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:56,824
- Acum pe unde �mi fac intrarea ?
- Nu m� speria.
796
01:12:56,953 --> 01:12:58,352
Un moment...
797
01:12:58,553 --> 01:13:01,826
Acum tu...
798
01:13:01,913 --> 01:13:04,249
Tu... intri...
799
01:13:04,273 --> 01:13:05,767
Un moment...
800
01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:07,849
Ai putea intra...
801
01:13:07,913 --> 01:13:09,002
Uite aici.
802
01:13:09,033 --> 01:13:11,308
Intri prin c�min...
803
01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:15,006
Trac. Tipic... intrare c�mineasc�...
804
01:13:15,073 --> 01:13:18,861
Ai dreptate ! E clasic, Mo� Cr�ciun
intr� �ntotdeauna prin co�ul de fum.
805
01:13:19,633 --> 01:13:21,066
Am avut o idee grozav�.
806
01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:23,131
Dar... Am spus-o eu primul...
807
01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:25,713
Punem cadourile �n sac
�i mergem pe acoperi�.
808
01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:29,586
Punem cadourile pe acoperi�
�i mergem �n sac.
809
01:13:32,153 --> 01:13:34,667
Suntem bucuro�i,
c� a�i g�sit ceva timp,
810
01:13:34,793 --> 01:13:38,229
ca s� fi�i cu noi aceast� sear�.
Nu e nimic mai frumos,
811
01:13:38,353 --> 01:13:41,986
mai �n�l��tor
pentru spiritul s�rb�tori...
812
01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:45,102
E bunicul !
813
01:13:47,273 --> 01:13:50,504
S� mergem s�-i facem
ur�ri bunicului.
814
01:14:00,753 --> 01:14:02,172
Cr�ciun fericit, dragii mei.
815
01:14:02,193 --> 01:14:03,806
Cr�ciun fericit, tat�.
816
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:06,693
- Cr�ciun fericit, dle judec�tor.
- Cr�ciun fericit, tat�.
817
01:14:07,753 --> 01:14:12,146
Este adev�rat c� anul acesta vine
Mo� Cr�ciun �n persoan� s� ne aduc� darurile ?
818
01:14:12,193 --> 01:14:15,265
Dar voi l-a�i �ntrebat,
�n scrisorile voastre ?
819
01:14:15,293 --> 01:14:16,250
Da.
820
01:14:16,273 --> 01:14:17,467
Atunci va fi el.
821
01:14:43,033 --> 01:14:44,322
Muzica.
822
01:14:44,393 --> 01:14:46,609
Acum e momentul.
Arunc� sacul.
823
01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:49,725
- A�teapt�.
- Hai !
824
01:14:52,593 --> 01:14:55,630
- S-a blocat.
- Cum s-a blocat ?
825
01:14:55,753 --> 01:14:59,028
�ine-m� !
�ine-m� bine !
826
01:15:01,593 --> 01:15:06,489
"Cobori din stele"...
827
01:15:19,793 --> 01:15:21,306
Mo� Cr�ciun a disp�rut.
828
01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,822
Cum a disp�rut ?
Inept, idiot �i ur�t.
829
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:28,424
- Mai jos, mai jos, nu ajung...
- Nu mai pot...
830
01:15:28,633 --> 01:15:31,666
Mai jos, haide !
831
01:16:06,753 --> 01:16:08,047
T�ce�i !
832
01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:11,129
- La mul�i ani !
- Felicit�ri !
833
01:16:11,713 --> 01:16:14,651
- Paste fericit !
- Da�i-i afar� !
834
01:16:14,673 --> 01:16:16,729
Cine ? Nu, ne �ntoarcem pe horn.
835
01:16:16,753 --> 01:16:20,131
Bunicule, nu-i po�i da afar�,
sunt Mo�ii Cr�ciuni.
836
01:16:20,153 --> 01:16:22,353
Uite ce au f�cut.
837
01:16:22,353 --> 01:16:25,345
Scuza�i ! C�minul e a�a cum e,
nu e vina noastr�.
838
01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,042
Ar trebui �ntre�inut...
839
01:16:27,073 --> 01:16:30,031
Bunicule, de ce sunt doi
Mo�i Cr�ciuni ?
840
01:16:31,433 --> 01:16:33,025
Da, de ce sunte�i doi ?
841
01:16:34,953 --> 01:16:37,851
E o �mbun�t��ire de serviciu,
ordine de sus.
842
01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:39,953
Foarte de sus...
843
01:16:39,953 --> 01:16:42,387
�mp�r�i�i cadourile �i pleca�i !
844
01:16:42,633 --> 01:16:44,624
Nu v� schimba�i, altfel...
845
01:16:44,753 --> 01:16:47,347
Pachetul �sta e pentru...
846
01:16:48,993 --> 01:16:51,546
Victorino.
847
01:16:56,673 --> 01:16:58,584
- Au... ! Ming.
- Ming...
848
01:16:58,713 --> 01:17:00,988
A�i v�zut,
Mo� Cr�ciun a spart vaza.
849
01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:04,244
Felici... Vreau s� spun...
un an bun...
850
01:17:04,673 --> 01:17:06,743
Unde e Victorino ?
Uite-l aici !
851
01:17:08,633 --> 01:17:10,266
Pentru Francesca.
852
01:17:10,273 --> 01:17:11,752
Ce frumos !
E pentru mine...
853
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,445
�mi place surpriza.
854
01:17:14,473 --> 01:17:15,792
�ampanie
855
01:17:15,873 --> 01:17:17,262
O, Doamne !
856
01:17:17,913 --> 01:17:19,266
Acoper-o.
857
01:17:19,393 --> 01:17:21,670
Nu sunt practic, dar...
m� implic...
858
01:17:21,753 --> 01:17:23,411
Pleca�i de aici, copii.
859
01:17:23,433 --> 01:17:25,364
- Las�-m� !
- Ce faci ?
860
01:17:25,393 --> 01:17:27,245
Am spus:
pune ceva pe ea !
861
01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:29,503
- Dvs mi-a�i spus s� pun...
- Eu.
862
01:17:29,633 --> 01:17:32,545
Scuze ! Pleca�i de aici.
Toat� lumea aici.
863
01:17:32,793 --> 01:17:34,472
O acop�r cu covorul.
864
01:17:34,473 --> 01:17:37,386
Pleac� !
865
01:17:45,113 --> 01:17:47,304
Cum ��i permi�i ?
866
01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:50,350
Covorul nu este bun,
Fa�a de mas� e mai bun�.
867
01:17:51,073 --> 01:17:54,033
Oh, Sevres.
868
01:17:54,113 --> 01:17:56,707
- Cum ar�t ?
- Bine, pare o servitoare.
869
01:17:56,953 --> 01:18:00,147
- Pentru Charlotta.
- Ma�inu�a e stricat�.
870
01:18:00,233 --> 01:18:02,646
Vedem mai t�rziu.
871
01:18:02,713 --> 01:18:06,023
Acum, s� aducem un alt cadou...
872
01:18:07,193 --> 01:18:09,011
Pentru bunica.
873
01:18:09,033 --> 01:18:12,089
E o protez� dentar�.
874
01:18:12,273 --> 01:18:14,191
Asta e cadoul meu, mam�.
875
01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,865
Mul�umesc, fiul meu.
876
01:18:16,873 --> 01:18:20,249
S� control�m ma�ina
cu telecomanda...
877
01:18:20,273 --> 01:18:22,370
s� vedem ce nu func�ioneaz�.
878
01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:24,145
Acum ar trebui s� mearg�.
879
01:18:25,273 --> 01:18:28,468
Judec�torul ! Ai grij� !
880
01:18:28,633 --> 01:18:31,666
Au... mama !
881
01:18:32,113 --> 01:18:35,005
Fii atent !
882
01:18:35,033 --> 01:18:36,432
Nu se �nt�mpl� nimic.
883
01:18:42,153 --> 01:18:44,269
Fac eu, acum sunt mai practic.
884
01:18:46,633 --> 01:18:49,322
- E�ti nebun de legat !
- Las�-m� !
885
01:18:49,353 --> 01:18:52,381
Ie�i din casa asta !
886
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,030
Aten�ie,
e o colec�ie valoroas� !
887
01:18:59,393 --> 01:19:01,587
Aten�ie !
888
01:19:01,593 --> 01:19:03,265
Nu, nu, nu...
889
01:19:13,673 --> 01:19:15,868
Foc ! Stinge�i-l !
Ajutor !
890
01:19:16,033 --> 01:19:18,651
Opri�i-v� ! Ne ocup�m noi.
891
01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,810
Ce vrei s� faci ?
892
01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:23,028
- Blestema�ilor !
- S� lu�m tablourile.
893
01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:25,304
- Numai a�a stingem focul
- Picasso... nu !
894
01:19:25,433 --> 01:19:27,763
M� ocup eu de asta.
Suntem profesioni�ti.
895
01:19:27,793 --> 01:19:29,146
Nu, nu, Picasso !
896
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:33,424
E ulei, arde prea tare...
897
01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:48,633
Hai, termina�i !
Nu fi�i copii !
898
01:19:48,873 --> 01:19:52,283
- Oh, so�ul meu e �n fum.
- Cui �i pas� de so�ul t�u ?!
899
01:19:52,313 --> 01:19:54,668
Chema�i pompierii !
900
01:19:54,793 --> 01:19:58,547
Ce pompieri ? Suntem noi aici.
Calma�i-v� !
901
01:19:58,673 --> 01:20:00,847
Pe aici.
902
01:20:02,313 --> 01:20:03,302
Aici.
903
01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:05,027
Scuze pentru vas.
904
01:20:05,113 --> 01:20:07,627
Un alt Ming.
905
01:20:09,273 --> 01:20:13,186
Poli�ia, pompierii ? Veni�i imediat,
via Valerio 12, c�t mai repede !
906
01:20:13,313 --> 01:20:16,828
Ajunge cu pompierii,
nu ave�i �ncredere �n noi... !
907
01:20:16,953 --> 01:20:20,611
Comportamentul �sta
m� enerveaz�.
908
01:20:22,113 --> 01:20:23,182
Iat�-ne.
909
01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,845
Calm calm, fi�i calmi.
910
01:20:27,873 --> 01:20:31,024
- Te rog.
- Acoper�-te !
911
01:20:31,153 --> 01:20:32,552
Te-ai udat �i se vede tot...
912
01:20:34,193 --> 01:20:37,344
Sunt la ultimul focar,
am rezolvat totul.
913
01:20:49,273 --> 01:20:51,264
S� mergem...
914
01:20:51,953 --> 01:20:53,850
Pe aici, repede ! Haide�i !
915
01:20:53,873 --> 01:20:57,104
Primii am fost noi !
916
01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:04,486
Domnilor, focul a fost domesticit.
917
01:21:04,513 --> 01:21:06,602
Bravo !
918
01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,944
Aici totul pare a fi lini�tit.
919
01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:22,506
Cu asta am terminat,
totul e �n regul�...
920
01:21:22,913 --> 01:21:27,065
Se pare c� a ie�it bine...
o mic� petrecere, s� zicem...
921
01:21:27,953 --> 01:21:31,229
- La revedere, mul�umim !
- La revedere, Eminen��.
922
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:32,772
Nu vor s� dea m�na.
923
01:21:32,793 --> 01:21:36,388
La revedere,
felicit�ri pentru succesul din...
924
01:21:36,513 --> 01:21:39,027
Felicit�ri �i �ie,
a fost extraordinar.
925
01:21:39,153 --> 01:21:41,562
A organizat o petrecere
fantastic�.
926
01:21:41,593 --> 01:21:43,663
- Pleci �i tu ?
- �ncet, �ncet, da.
927
01:21:43,793 --> 01:21:45,690
- Vrei s� te duc eu ?
- Da.
928
01:21:45,713 --> 01:21:48,412
Conduci tu ?
929
01:21:48,953 --> 01:21:52,423
- Toate bune.
- O s� v� trimitem o factur� frumoas�.
930
01:22:08,473 --> 01:22:11,646
C�tre toate ma�inile, doi
criminali ne-au furat ma�ina !
931
01:22:11,744 --> 01:22:14,437
Forma�i blocaje.
932
01:22:15,233 --> 01:22:17,952
Aten�ie, aten�ie,
la dracu !
933
01:22:27,393 --> 01:22:28,382
Ne urm�resc ?
934
01:22:31,433 --> 01:22:33,382
Sf�nt� Fecioar� !
935
01:22:34,393 --> 01:22:35,712
Aten�ie, copilul Iisus !
936
01:22:44,913 --> 01:22:47,965
Aici e blocat. �napoi.
937
01:22:58,793 --> 01:23:02,229
Scuza�i, trebuie s� cobor�m la prima.
938
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:03,627
Ne pare r�u...
939
01:23:06,673 --> 01:23:10,507
- Scuza�i, nu am citit !
- Mergem �napoi �i cobor�m.
940
01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:13,902
Permite-�i !
941
01:23:21,553 --> 01:23:25,665
Aten�ie ! Un alt blocaj.
Aten�ie !
942
01:23:29,253 --> 01:23:30,725
La o parte.
943
01:23:30,793 --> 01:23:34,349
La o parte, fetelor...
944
01:24:25,953 --> 01:24:28,705
Unde e afi�ul nostru ?
945
01:24:28,713 --> 01:24:30,402
Unde e ?
946
01:24:30,433 --> 01:24:32,922
Asta ?
947
01:24:32,953 --> 01:24:35,042
Nu.
948
01:24:35,073 --> 01:24:36,862
E asta !
949
01:24:36,953 --> 01:24:41,111
- Da ! E asta.
- Era asta.
950
01:24:47,953 --> 01:24:50,350
- Ne-au �ters.
- Da.
951
01:24:54,353 --> 01:24:55,422
- Haide !
- Hai.
952
01:24:55,633 --> 01:24:58,022
Asta e casa noastr� !
953
01:24:58,273 --> 01:25:00,250
Afar� de aici.
954
01:25:00,273 --> 01:25:02,265
Noi am fost aici primii.
955
01:25:02,273 --> 01:25:05,345
Asta e singur� cas� care o avem...
956
01:25:05,473 --> 01:25:08,192
Afar� !...
957
01:25:08,221 --> 01:25:10,909
Domni�oar�... !
958
01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,789
Asta e ma�ina,
dar ei nu sunt aici.
959
01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:20,632
S�-i c�ut�m, doar nu
puteau s� dispar�...
960
01:25:26,353 --> 01:25:29,505
�n sf�r�it, acas�...
961
01:25:30,536 --> 01:25:36,129
Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci
BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com
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