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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,218 --> 00:00:16,337 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 2 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:12,548 Haide ! 3 00:03:51,913 --> 00:03:53,107 Nu, mul�umim, nu. 4 00:03:53,353 --> 00:03:56,470 Nu, mersi ! Mul�umesc, am spus nu ! 5 00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:59,305 E deja curat, mul�umesc, nu ! 6 00:03:59,393 --> 00:04:03,181 - S� fiu al naibii... - A c�zut din ambulan�� ! 7 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:06,544 Ambulan�a 7, m� auzi�i ? R�spunde-�i. 8 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:09,131 Noi suntem ambulan�a 7 ? 9 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:12,144 Nu-mi mai amintesc. 10 00:04:12,393 --> 00:04:14,588 Vezi dac� e scris pe lateral�. 11 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,983 A�teapt� pu�in... Pe partea asta... 12 00:04:17,033 --> 00:04:20,230 Acum m� uit... 13 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,907 Cine a b�tut la u�� ? 14 00:04:22,953 --> 00:04:24,532 - Oh, mam�, cine e ? - Ce scrie ? 15 00:04:24,593 --> 00:04:26,982 Unde suntem ? Cine vorbe�te ? 16 00:04:28,113 --> 00:04:30,422 - Nu am putut s�... - Ambulan�a 7 ? 17 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:33,063 - E o urgen�� ! - M� ocup eu. 18 00:04:34,913 --> 00:04:38,302 - Colegul meu e ocupat... ! - Suntem noi. 19 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:41,785 - Suntem noi, r�spunde. - Suntem noi, r�spunde ! 20 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:45,191 Suntem ambulan�a 7, spune�i. 21 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:48,909 Du-te imediat pe via Pendio, e un motociclist r�nit. 22 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:50,905 Pune sirena. 23 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:58,186 - Nu te mi�ca. - A chemat cineva ambulan�a ? 24 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:01,545 Ambulan�a sose�te imediat. 25 00:05:01,873 --> 00:05:04,462 - Se aude sirena. - Uite-o ! 26 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:08,269 E aici, nu te mi�ca. 27 00:05:08,953 --> 00:05:11,672 - Sunt nebuni ? - Cine sunt �tia doi ? 28 00:05:11,753 --> 00:05:13,142 Uite la asta. 29 00:05:13,193 --> 00:05:16,549 Merg f�r� casc�, iar c�nd se �nt�mpl� nenorocirea se pl�ng. 30 00:05:16,573 --> 00:05:17,842 Oameni de rahat ! 31 00:05:17,873 --> 00:05:21,149 Must�cio�ii sunt de o impruden�� ce produce grea�� ! 32 00:05:21,513 --> 00:05:23,947 - Scuza�i... - Las�-ne s� ne facem treaba ! 33 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,965 - Targa ! - Scuz�-m� ! 34 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:33,945 Scuze. 35 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,264 - Nu, nu, nu ! - Taci din gur�, idiotule ! 36 00:05:43,273 --> 00:05:46,550 Nu, nu, l�sa�i-m�. Eu m� simt bine. 37 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:50,146 L�sa�i-m�... Sunt bine. 38 00:05:50,353 --> 00:05:53,425 Taci, prostule, e�ti �n m�inile unor oameni cu experien��. 39 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:55,828 Pune-i masca �i d�-i o bucat� de oxigen. 40 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:59,247 L�sa�i-m� s� plec ! Las�... 41 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:01,461 Masca... 42 00:06:07,393 --> 00:06:10,361 Acum e mascat... 43 00:06:10,713 --> 00:06:13,302 Porne�te ! 44 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,310 Am �mbarcat motociclistul r�nit. Totul e �n regul� ! 45 00:06:26,713 --> 00:06:28,944 Ambulan�a 7, r�spunde-�i. 46 00:06:28,993 --> 00:06:32,304 �l prindem �n cap�tul sc�rii. 47 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:42,422 Unde s-a ascuns mizerabilul �sta ? 48 00:06:42,993 --> 00:06:47,244 - ... Nu �tiu... - Dac�-l prind, �i sparg fa�a. 49 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:03,645 Uite-l... motociclistul e aici. 50 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,028 Ce faci ? Dep�e�ti prin dreapta ? T�mpitule ! 51 00:07:06,873 --> 00:07:09,841 Prinde-l de p�r ! Ah, nu... de ochi... 52 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:14,149 Nu te ridica, e periculos, altfel o s� te ducem la neuro. 53 00:07:19,953 --> 00:07:23,582 Ajutor ! Ajutor ! Ajutooooor ! 54 00:07:42,193 --> 00:07:45,344 Ascult�, idiotule, vrei s� �n�elegi c� trebuie s� te �ntorci �n dub�, 55 00:07:45,473 --> 00:07:48,033 dac� nu, am s� ��i fac un sfert de or� de neuitat... ! 56 00:07:48,153 --> 00:07:50,545 Idiotule ! 57 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:52,785 Mai ia o bucat� de oxigen. 58 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:56,626 Acum chiar m-ai sup�rat. Fr�neaz� �i urc� ! 59 00:07:56,753 --> 00:08:00,409 Dac� nu urci imediat, o s� sf�r�e�ti r�u, ai �n�eles ? 60 00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:07,427 �sta chiar c� o s� sf�r�easc� r�u. 61 00:08:16,753 --> 00:08:19,542 Te-am prins ! 62 00:08:21,873 --> 00:08:22,862 Haide ! 63 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,826 Ajutor ! Nu, nu, nu, l�sa�i-m� ! L�sa�i-m�... 64 00:08:28,393 --> 00:08:31,066 Eu sunt avocat, sunt un avocat ! 65 00:08:39,473 --> 00:08:43,307 L�sa�i-m� s� cobor ! L�sa�i-m� ! Sunt un avocat... 66 00:08:55,073 --> 00:08:56,862 A.. 67 00:08:56,873 --> 00:08:59,068 A.. Lovitur� complet� ! 68 00:08:59,513 --> 00:09:00,992 O lovitur� de Madonna ! 69 00:09:01,393 --> 00:09:04,548 F�-te comod, ne �ntoarcem imediat. 70 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,102 Asta, aici ! 71 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,225 O punem aici ! 72 00:09:17,313 --> 00:09:20,942 Asta o �mpungem acolo... 73 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,149 - Eu sunt un avocat ! - Da, da, desigur... 74 00:09:28,273 --> 00:09:31,265 - Tipic avocat... - Cu toate astea, asta... 75 00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:33,827 - E cam dus cu capul... - Dar eu sunt un avocat ! 76 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:36,183 Da, da, te ducem la tribunal... ! 77 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,746 Doctore, aceasta e ultima radiografie... 78 00:09:43,773 --> 00:09:45,982 Asta e mult mai clar�. 79 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,144 Ce ar trebui s�-i facem doamnei ? 80 00:09:48,197 --> 00:09:50,173 Cre�tere bilateral� a s�nilor. 81 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,225 O s�-i facem o pereche frumoas� de s�ni ! 82 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:59,023 - Desigur, e frumos s� faci bine. - Da, noi i-am salvat via�a. 83 00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:02,006 - Imbecilului �la... ! - O s�-�i aduc� aminte de noi ! 84 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:04,831 - Da, pentru mult timp... - Prinde�i-i... 85 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:07,144 �nainte s� demoleze spitalul... 86 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:10,468 Au spart statuia Sfintei Fecioare ! 87 00:10:13,873 --> 00:10:16,785 - Fugi, fugi ! - Am o erup�ie cutanat� peste tot ! 88 00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:20,267 - Ajutor ! - Sunt plin de puroi ! 89 00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:22,861 - Au intrat �n ortopedie ! - �n ortopedie ! 90 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:27,831 Gips complet ! Sunt �n gips... 91 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:34,353 Complet... �n gips ! 92 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:42,267 Trebuie s� nasc ! 93 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,407 Trebuie s� m� calmez ! 94 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:51,705 Trebuie s� nasc repede, repede ! 95 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:41,472 Un suspect la magazinul universal. E nevoie de interven�ia voastr� imediat�. 96 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,551 Bine, recep�ionat. 97 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,828 Vrei s� chem poli�ia ? 98 00:12:04,313 --> 00:12:07,608 Afar� din localul meu ! 99 00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,109 El e ! 100 00:12:24,553 --> 00:12:28,269 - Are fa�� suspect�... !? - Foarte suspect� ! 101 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:32,422 - Foarte... suspect�... - S�-l �ncol�im ! 102 00:12:39,553 --> 00:12:43,944 Ce e asta... Am r�mas... 103 00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:49,433 Trec mai t�rziu s� iau pantoful... 104 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,428 Pe �sta �l perchezi�ionez eu p�n� la fund... 105 00:12:52,493 --> 00:12:54,185 Nu-l sodomiza... 106 00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:57,430 Dac� tot �l perchizi�ion�m, s� �ncepem �n partea potrivit�... 107 00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:59,985 Da.. Doar nu am vrut s�... 108 00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:01,811 S� vedem ce are la el. 109 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,630 S� vedem... Nu te mi�ca. 110 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,473 Fii cuminte, jigodie... S� vedem... 111 00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:10,905 Uite aici... Pistol �i baston... 112 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:13,342 ��i dau eu baston... Scuz�-m�... 113 00:13:13,873 --> 00:13:18,450 - Nu te-am v�zut... - �l perchezi�ionez eu. 114 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:23,166 - Umbli �narmat, nu-i a�a... ? - Love�te-l tare. 115 00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:25,713 - M-ai lovit pe mine ! - Nici eu nu te-am v�zut. 116 00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:30,542 Nu mi�ca. Ce e asta ? 117 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:32,922 Din nou ? 118 00:13:32,953 --> 00:13:35,464 �sta vrea s� intre la �nchisoare pe via��. 119 00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:38,332 Prezenta�i documentele. Vre�i un avocat ? 120 00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:41,882 - Uite la �sta. - Cine e ? 121 00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:45,325 �sta sunt eu. 122 00:13:45,673 --> 00:13:47,623 �i-a furat portofelul. Ho�ule ! 123 00:13:49,113 --> 00:13:51,229 - Opre�te-te ! - La�ule, s� nu mai furi. 124 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:55,507 Ave�i nevoie de ajutor ? 125 00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:58,785 - Nu, am rezolvat. - E gata pentru pu�c�rie pe via��. 126 00:13:58,913 --> 00:14:01,102 Mi�c�. 127 00:14:03,993 --> 00:14:06,162 Haide ! Urc� ! 128 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,369 Scuz�-m�, nu am v�zut ma�ina. 129 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:12,172 Avea un arsenal, tic�losul �sta. 130 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:14,452 Salut�ri... 131 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,989 S� putrezeasc� �n pu�c�rie ! 132 00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,586 Nenorocitul ! 133 00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:29,002 S� arunc�m o privire la ie�irile de siguran�� de la magazine. 134 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,944 E for�at�, a avut un complice. 135 00:14:31,073 --> 00:14:33,792 - �l prindem cu m�inile �n sac. - N-are nici o sc�pare ! 136 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:38,943 Haide... Suntem �narma�i, nu ? 137 00:14:40,273 --> 00:14:42,372 - �i l-am dat... ! - Ce ? 138 00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:45,690 Pistolul... �i l-am dat... ! 139 00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:48,685 L-am l�sat la ei... 140 00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:03,647 Perfect. 141 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,371 Hei, te-ai �narmat ? 142 00:15:07,393 --> 00:15:11,386 Da ! Am luat s�geata, b�ta de baseball �i... 143 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,925 Am �i petarde... Acestea sunt eficiente. 144 00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:18,026 Petarde... Le-am pus aici ! S�-l c�ut�m. 145 00:15:18,113 --> 00:15:20,707 ... m� duc pe aici... M� duc pe aici. 146 00:15:36,273 --> 00:15:39,262 Cine e�ti ? Fii calm... 147 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,702 Sunt un func�ionar public dezarmat. 148 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,264 Ar putea s� se descarce... 149 00:15:50,153 --> 00:15:53,172 Sparg u�a. 150 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,831 �mi smulgi carnea... 151 00:16:04,073 --> 00:16:06,723 Nu am venit singur. 152 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,624 Cu mine a venit un coleg nemilos. 153 00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:13,384 Un om cu dou� bile... a�a... ! 154 00:16:13,953 --> 00:16:16,751 Doamne... Mi-a dezosat piciorul. 155 00:16:17,153 --> 00:16:20,543 C�ine blestemat. N-ai s� m� mai vezi ! 156 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:36,147 Sunt sigur c� �ntre noi, se poate na�te un dialog. 157 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:39,463 Sunt sigur c� �ntre noi se poate na�te un dialog... 158 00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:42,882 �n fond, vorbim aceia�i limb�... 159 00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:57,145 Scuz�-m� ! Scuz�-m� ! 160 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,401 - L-am v�zut ! - Unde e ? 161 00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:26,311 E �ntre rafturi. 162 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:29,068 - Urm�re�te-l. - S-a oprit. 163 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,424 - E�ti aproape ? - Foarte aproape. 164 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:34,192 Trebuie s� prindem viu. D�-i o lovitur�. 165 00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:35,712 - Dac�-i smulg capul ? - Ce te doare pe tine ?! 166 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:38,393 - E�ti gata ? - Gata. 167 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:41,608 D�-i ! 168 00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:44,151 E�ti sigur c� e el ? 169 00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:49,068 Recep�ie... Acum, c� ai adus vorba... bine... 170 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:50,547 La rahat cu tine ! 171 00:17:50,713 --> 00:17:54,228 Acum ? Pentru c� eu... nu simt nevoia acum... 172 00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:49,409 Nu... eu, nu... A fost el... 173 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,742 Domnul... De dou� ori, te-a lovit. 174 00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:54,302 Ce e ? 175 00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:56,391 - Trage �n el. - Cum ? 176 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:59,984 - Trage ! - �ine asta ! 177 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:14,386 Ai... ai v�zut ? A �ndoit-o. 178 00:19:14,873 --> 00:19:17,785 Din punct de vedere sindicalm, schimbul nostru s-a terminat... 179 00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:20,288 Eu o s� plec, tu ce faci, r�m�i ? 180 00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:22,529 - Nu, eu... - Nu trebuie s� te gr�be�ti... 181 00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:25,943 Termin�-�i treaba iar c�nd pleci, s� tragi u�a. 182 00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,348 Nici nu �tii cine mai trece pe aici... La revedere. 183 00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:31,212 La revedere. Te salut�m. 184 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:34,350 Nu face a�a, noi ne facem datoria. 185 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:38,342 Ce face ? 186 00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,402 E prins ! 187 00:19:44,473 --> 00:19:45,462 Scuze. 188 00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:48,266 - �nc� nu l-am prins. - Aproape, aproape. 189 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,667 Bilele ! S�-i spargem capul cu bile. 190 00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:55,785 - A�teapt�-l acolo. - �l facem popice... 191 00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:59,906 Hei, hei, hei. 192 00:20:02,273 --> 00:20:04,347 Lovitur�. 193 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:12,945 Am pus-o aici. 194 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,227 Ajutor ! Ajutor ! 195 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,781 Nu-�i fie fric�. 196 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,309 �nceta�i violen�a pe stadioane ! 197 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,222 Ssh. 198 00:20:35,273 --> 00:20:36,991 - Te scap eu. - Mul�umesc. 199 00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:40,802 E�ti bine ? 200 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:01,706 Oh... no... Ouh... 201 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,147 S� �ncerc�m extrac�ia. 202 00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:26,228 Unde e�ti ? 203 00:21:31,113 --> 00:21:32,102 Prins ! 204 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,102 Vino aici. 205 00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:41,391 Au, ghilotina... 206 00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:47,909 Face un r�u... 207 00:21:50,753 --> 00:21:51,868 Peste aici. 208 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:57,146 Nu... am r�u de �n�l�ime. 209 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:01,505 - Uite, aici. - Unde ? 210 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,943 - S� ne ascundem aici. - Aici. 211 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,706 Zgomot de la "�n afara". Ah ! Scuze. 212 00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:14,349 - Ascunde-m�, ascunde-m�. - Da... O g�leat�. 213 00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:20,833 �i eu ? Ce fac ? 214 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:23,393 M� ascund �n palton.. 215 00:22:43,193 --> 00:22:44,262 Curva... 216 00:22:59,393 --> 00:23:01,224 A plecat. A cobor�t. 217 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,867 Nu... nu... unde e�ti ? E�ti �n via�� ? 218 00:23:11,713 --> 00:23:14,702 - Ce e�ti ? - A�a �i a�a. 219 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:20,022 Te... v�d un pic cam "ciudat". 220 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:24,327 A�teapt�. Am s� te scot. 221 00:23:32,993 --> 00:23:34,904 - Haide. - Nu, nu. 222 00:23:35,153 --> 00:23:36,472 - Haide. - Nu. 223 00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:38,132 Nu vreau pe corni��. 224 00:23:38,153 --> 00:23:41,304 E �i �n jos, ne a�teapt�, putem s� sc�p�m numai pe acoperi�uri. 225 00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:44,366 Nu pot s� m� uit �n jos, �mi vine r�u. 226 00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:46,429 - Vrei s� te orbesc ? - Nu. 227 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,663 - Vrei s� te bandajezi ? - Da. 228 00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:50,825 M� simt mai sigur. 229 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,789 - E bine pe aici ? - Da, da. 230 00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:00,225 - E lat ? - Da, da. 231 00:24:00,353 --> 00:24:02,742 - C�t de lat ? - C�t un trotuar. 232 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,422 M�i... Aici s-a terminat trotuarul. Ce fac, traversez ? 233 00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:13,466 Nu, nu, nu. E prea mult trafic. 234 00:24:13,913 --> 00:24:16,711 R�m�i pe dreapta, sunt treceri de pietoni. Dreapta. 235 00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:20,472 Dreapta... Oh ! 236 00:24:20,713 --> 00:24:23,068 Scuza�i-m�. Permite... 237 00:24:25,073 --> 00:24:27,985 E o femeie aici. E o doamn� ? 238 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:30,991 - Nu e o doamn�, e o curv�. - O curv� ?! 239 00:24:31,313 --> 00:24:33,907 M�i... Cum este posibil ? Oh ! 240 00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:38,062 Haide, haide. 241 00:24:38,313 --> 00:24:40,747 Mergi �nainte, eu sunt �ngrozit. 242 00:24:41,233 --> 00:24:43,425 Eu sunt �ngrozit. 243 00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:45,902 - Ce-ai �n buzunar ? - Bastonul. 244 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:48,866 - Un altul ? - �sta e �la original. 245 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:53,431 �nceteaz�, cu limba pe g�t. Haide. 246 00:24:53,913 --> 00:24:54,948 S� mergem... 247 00:24:58,593 --> 00:25:00,549 "Mi-ai umplut de saliv� pe g�t. 248 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:04,382 �tiu, uneori, am o sexualitate un pic confuz�. 249 00:25:04,513 --> 00:25:06,665 - Vin dup� tine ? - Da, pe aici. 250 00:25:06,753 --> 00:25:08,152 Oh, nu ! Nu, fiar� ! 251 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:12,525 - Dar... Am crezut c� e jos... - S� ne ascundem. 252 00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:38,302 Bong ! 253 00:25:38,393 --> 00:25:41,382 Bong ! 254 00:25:58,913 --> 00:26:01,552 S� fugim ! S� fugim de aici... 255 00:26:02,953 --> 00:26:04,705 S� urc�m aici. 256 00:26:14,713 --> 00:26:18,706 Perfect... 257 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,802 A�a... 258 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,782 Ia de aici ! 259 00:26:38,273 --> 00:26:40,343 - Ce e ? - S-au aprins petardele. 260 00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:43,662 E�ti bine ? 261 00:26:45,393 --> 00:26:47,782 Cine e ? 262 00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:01,103 La naiba, ai �nchis cortina. 263 00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:29,731 E totul �n regul� ? 264 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:33,308 Da, �i... �i... totul e perfect. 265 00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:37,465 C�l�torii sunt anun�a�i... Dragi c�l�tori... 266 00:27:37,593 --> 00:27:40,551 ... din cauza unei greve nea�teptate a personalului de bord, 267 00:27:40,673 --> 00:27:43,471 toate zborurile regulate sunt suspendate pe durat� nedeterminat�. 268 00:27:43,593 --> 00:27:44,921 Bine. 269 00:27:44,993 --> 00:27:47,826 Acum grev� ! Azi lucr�m noi. 270 00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:52,171 Haide, haide, du-te �i f� plinul. 271 00:27:52,193 --> 00:27:54,661 - Nu, nu, plinu' nu. - Haide, du-te �i f� plinul. 272 00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:57,990 Trebuie s� r�spund la telefon, peste pu�in timp va fi cald. 273 00:27:58,113 --> 00:27:59,671 Dar de ce tot timpul eu ? 274 00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:02,228 Pentru c� eu nu diger kerosen. 275 00:28:06,713 --> 00:28:07,702 Spune�i ? 276 00:28:08,473 --> 00:28:09,872 Da, aero-taxi. 277 00:28:10,473 --> 00:28:13,906 Deci, Frankfurt, Frankfurt... 278 00:28:14,513 --> 00:28:17,346 Oh, pe Main ? Da, se poate ! 279 00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:25,062 Spune�i ? 280 00:28:26,513 --> 00:28:28,202 De unde ? 281 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,892 Tirana, pentru ? 282 00:28:29,953 --> 00:28:32,842 Bari ? C��i sunte�i ? 283 00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:34,542 �ase mii ? 284 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:36,286 Nu, nu, �ase mii, nu. 285 00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,152 E nevoie de o nav�. 286 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:41,582 V� rog, v� rog. 287 00:28:50,113 --> 00:28:52,183 Ai verificat toate circuitele ? 288 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,568 Aminte�te-�i c� s�pt�m�na trecut� elicea nu era �n regul�... 289 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,207 Ce faci ? 290 00:29:20,393 --> 00:29:22,662 O nebunie. 291 00:29:52,913 --> 00:29:56,189 Bu... Bun� ziua... Pa�te Fericit... Scuz�-m� ? 292 00:29:56,673 --> 00:30:00,333 Deci, eu sunt un aprig... alcoolist... 293 00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:06,671 O lu�m de la �nceput... 294 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,386 Unde m� bag ? 295 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:13,347 Nu adormi ! �n turbin�, nu e sigur. 296 00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:21,392 Massimini ! 297 00:30:21,473 --> 00:30:24,862 - Ce-i ? - S� prob�m turbina asta. 298 00:30:34,193 --> 00:30:35,626 Opre�te, opre�te. 299 00:30:40,913 --> 00:30:44,947 Ce aventur� fierbinte ! 300 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:32,544 Pe partea asta... 301 00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:35,668 Bastonul ! 302 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:41,670 - Auch, piciorul meu, ce faci ? - Scuz�-m� ! Du-te... 303 00:31:41,953 --> 00:31:45,092 - Pe aici, v� rog. - Auch. 304 00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:07,708 Nu, e un bagaje de m�n� ! Ce faci ? 305 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:11,002 Nu, nu sunt o valiz�... Sunt un avocat. 306 00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:11,829 V� rog. 307 00:32:13,113 --> 00:32:16,389 Domnii pasageri sunt ruga�i s� se a�eze la punctele vamale 308 00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:18,822 pentru a �ndeplini formalit��ile de �mbarcare. 309 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:26,908 Spune-mi un lucru, aero-taxiurile sunt mai sigure dec�t avioanele de linie ? 310 00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:30,309 - Nu v� face�i griji, sunt l�ng� mine. - �i eu sunt aproape de tine... 311 00:32:31,073 --> 00:32:34,429 A�tepta�i, p�rinte, v� ajut eu. �ncrede�i-v� orbe�te �n mine. 312 00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:36,311 - Veni�i ! - Mul�umesc. 313 00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:38,947 S� iau bastonul �sta, ar putea s� fac� r�u cuiva... 314 00:32:40,913 --> 00:32:43,381 - Fum�tori sau nefum�tori ? - Nefum�tori. 315 00:32:44,913 --> 00:32:47,268 Ar fi un excedent de bagaje. 316 00:32:47,293 --> 00:32:49,051 Dar cum, eu nu am bagaje ? 317 00:32:49,073 --> 00:32:51,792 �i portbagajul �la din spate cum �l �ncadr�m ? 318 00:32:52,313 --> 00:32:53,382 Ia ! Du-te ! 319 00:32:54,393 --> 00:32:55,985 - Permite�i... - Au... 320 00:32:56,113 --> 00:32:58,768 Trebuie s� �nchide�i un ochi. 321 00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:01,691 - Scuza�i, nu v-am v�zut. - Nici eu. 322 00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:03,425 - Ai v�zut ? Total orb. - Da, am v�zut ! 323 00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:05,544 Da, am v�zut, a fost o sc�pare. 324 00:33:06,313 --> 00:33:10,101 Bine, ve�i avea un loc s� trage�i cu ochiul. V� dau un loc la fereastr�. 325 00:33:10,393 --> 00:33:12,827 - Mul�umesc. - Vino, orbule ! Adic�, p�rinte... 326 00:33:13,273 --> 00:33:16,424 Scuza�i ! Putem zbura lini�ti�i cu avionul �sta ? 327 00:33:16,633 --> 00:33:19,022 E�ti �n m�inile unor persoane competente, idiotule. 328 00:33:19,153 --> 00:33:22,164 Nu ne-am mai v�zut pe undeva ? 329 00:33:22,193 --> 00:33:24,548 Lumea e mic�, ca tine ! Du-te, du-te. 330 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:27,187 - Ajutor ! Ajutor ! - A�a, p�rinte ! 331 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,464 Ce face�i, doamn� ? Rupe�i avionul. 332 00:33:30,433 --> 00:33:32,503 Ce fund mare ! M�n�nc� mai pu�in ! 333 00:33:32,673 --> 00:33:34,345 A�teapt�, te �mping eu ! 334 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,549 Nu te pune. Voi doi, �n �ir indian ! 335 00:33:36,673 --> 00:33:37,901 Suntem siamezi ! 336 00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:41,343 Din centru, nu s-ar spune ! Siamezi, indieni, sunte�i �mpreun� ? 337 00:33:41,473 --> 00:33:43,270 - Fum�tori sau nu ? - Da. 338 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:43,828 Eu nu. 339 00:33:44,073 --> 00:33:45,472 - Eu nu. - Tu �n fa�� iar tu �n spate. 340 00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:46,992 Am spus c� suntem siamezi ! 341 00:33:47,153 --> 00:33:50,350 Regulamentul e acela�i pentru to�i, str�ini sau nu. 342 00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:52,645 Vin� s� demont�m biroul ! 343 00:33:52,793 --> 00:33:54,929 - Vin. Face�i loc. - Ce faci ? 344 00:33:55,113 --> 00:33:57,263 Dar ? Voi... locui�i �mpreun� ? 345 00:34:03,993 --> 00:34:06,926 Doamnelor �i domnilor, bun venit la bord, �n cur�nd decol�m. 346 00:34:06,953 --> 00:34:09,672 Prima destina�ie va fi la Frankfurt pe Main, 347 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:11,988 Unde credem c� vom ajunge peste... 348 00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:13,941 S� spunem cam... 349 00:34:14,193 --> 00:34:16,787 �ntre �apte �i treisprezece ore, dac� totul merge bine. 350 00:34:18,073 --> 00:34:20,712 V� rug�m s� p�stra�i spatele �n pozi�ie vertical� 351 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,605 �i s� v� prinde�i bine centurile de siguran��. 352 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:27,126 Fuma�i dac� vre�i, Dac� e s� se �nt�mple, tot se �nt�mpl�... 353 00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:33,672 Scoate flapsurile ! 354 00:34:33,673 --> 00:34:36,471 Am�ndou� ? 355 00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:40,906 Ce ai �n�eles ? Clapetele de pe aripi, cele pentru decolare. 356 00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:44,188 Aha ! Am rezolvat ! 357 00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:51,871 Deci, mergem ? 358 00:34:51,993 --> 00:34:54,763 - Haide ! - Opla ! 359 00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:17,109 "Doamnelor �i domnilor bun� diminea�a, 360 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:21,545 v� atragem aten�ia, asupra unor echipamente de siguran��. 361 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:25,502 M�tile de oxigen sunt amplasate �n sloturi. 362 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:29,785 �n partea din spate, sunt plasate extinctoare, �n caz de incendiu. 363 00:35:30,113 --> 00:35:33,150 Ie�irile de urgen�� sunt �n centrul avionului... 364 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,743 Una �n st�nga ! 365 00:35:35,873 --> 00:35:37,306 - St�nga. - Au... ! 366 00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:40,869 St�nga... st�nga... 367 00:35:44,353 --> 00:35:46,309 - Una �n dreapta. - Auu... ! 368 00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:48,628 Dreapta... dreapta... dreapta... 369 00:35:50,353 --> 00:35:53,948 �n caz de r�u de aer, ve�i g�si �n buzunarul scaunului din fa��, 370 00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,464 punga corespunz�toare. 371 00:35:56,513 --> 00:36:00,064 Folosi�i-o a�a cum v-o prezint� �nso�itorul de zbor. 372 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,627 V� vorbe�te c�pitanul, zbur�m la �n�l�ime destul de mare, 373 00:36:13,753 --> 00:36:15,345 la o anumit� vitez�, 374 00:36:15,473 --> 00:36:18,371 temperatura solului e destul de discret�, 375 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:21,590 iar vizibilitatea a� spune bun�. Nu, mul�umesc, mul�umesc ! 376 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:24,181 Nu ! E curat ! Nu, nu, nu... 377 00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:27,730 Nu, e curat. Nu, mul�umesc. ��i rup fa�a ! 378 00:36:28,033 --> 00:36:31,122 Nu ! Nu ! Nu ! 379 00:36:39,353 --> 00:36:41,389 Nimic nu s-a �nt�mplat... 380 00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:46,309 Turnul de control Frankfurt pe Main ? 381 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:50,349 Aici, aer taxi, Pisa 18, 382 00:36:50,593 --> 00:36:53,983 cere permisiunea pentru aterizare. 383 00:36:54,193 --> 00:36:55,990 Pentru aterizare. 384 00:36:56,193 --> 00:36:59,185 Aici nu e Frankfurt, e Milano, e Milano. 385 00:37:00,073 --> 00:37:03,065 - Milano ? - Cum Milano ? Te �ii de glume, nu ? 386 00:37:03,593 --> 00:37:06,744 Nu e nici o glum�, aici e Milano, aeroportul din Milano ! 387 00:37:07,553 --> 00:37:09,032 Milano ? Vorbe�te tu ! 388 00:37:09,153 --> 00:37:12,463 Atunci, �la era castelul de Melegnano. 389 00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,146 Milano �nainte. 390 00:37:14,213 --> 00:37:15,402 Unde e�ti ? 391 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:18,664 - Unde suntem ? - Pe radar nu v� vedem. 392 00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:21,384 Poate zbura�i prea jos. 393 00:37:21,433 --> 00:37:26,188 Probabil, dar noi v� vedem cu ochiul liber, terminat. 394 00:37:26,393 --> 00:37:29,783 Acolo vom vedea, pe radar, vedem acolo. 395 00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:31,845 Nu v� vedem ! 396 00:37:31,944 --> 00:37:34,405 Suntem �n fa�a voastr�. Unde sunte�i ? 397 00:37:34,473 --> 00:37:36,828 Mama mia, ce durere ! 398 00:37:36,913 --> 00:37:39,791 - Oh, Mama Mia ! - Scuza�i-m�, scuza�i-m�. 399 00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:42,268 - O, Iisuse Cristoase... ! - Mar�arier ! 400 00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:45,403 Ajut�-m� ! 401 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:10,668 - Pilo�i asigura... - Trebuie s� m� duc la baie. 402 00:38:11,153 --> 00:38:13,532 Acum micul dejun. 403 00:38:13,593 --> 00:38:15,663 Permite�i ! Pot s� trec prin mijloc ? 404 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:21,169 Permite�i... 405 00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:25,786 Voi doi unde v� duce�i ? 406 00:38:26,073 --> 00:38:29,145 El trebuie s� mearg� la baie, e �ngust, nu �nc�pem am�ndoi. 407 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:31,669 �ntr-adev�r, el primul, apoi tu. 408 00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:33,829 Cum s� spun ? Suntem siamezi ! 409 00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:39,105 Am �n�eles, intra�i. Companiei noastre e foarte tolerant�. 410 00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:41,309 - Sunte�i �n c�l�torie de pl�cere ? - Da. 411 00:38:41,473 --> 00:38:44,943 - Distrac�ie pl�cut� ! - Nu intr�m ! Nu merge ! 412 00:38:46,473 --> 00:38:49,867 Nu �mpinge... ! 413 00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:52,692 - Scuza�i, unde e baia ? - Prima u�� pe care o g�si�i. 414 00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:53,702 Mul�umesc. 415 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:58,988 Prin�e, uit�-te pe unde mergi ! 416 00:38:59,313 --> 00:39:01,508 Acolo ! 417 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,828 Hei, voi doi de acolo ! 418 00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:10,223 Trebuie s� mergi la baie �i tu ? V�d c� ai un anume stimul... 419 00:39:11,753 --> 00:39:14,950 Ce stimulent ! N-ai v�zut c� mi-a dat una �n bile ?! 420 00:39:15,073 --> 00:39:18,145 - Scuza�i, nu sunte�i �nso�itoare ? - Cu dou� bile a�a... ! 421 00:39:20,273 --> 00:39:22,788 Uite baia. 422 00:39:28,873 --> 00:39:32,866 - Ajutor ! - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 423 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:36,839 Ajutor ! Mi se vede totu'... 424 00:39:41,193 --> 00:39:45,345 Ajutor ! Ajutor. 425 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:49,351 - Ajutor, m-am �ntors. - Calm, calm. 426 00:39:49,673 --> 00:39:52,141 - Calm, calm. - D�-mi mingea ! 427 00:39:52,353 --> 00:39:54,821 - Eu sunt un avocat ! - �ncearc� s� stai calm, imbecilule, 428 00:39:54,953 --> 00:39:58,946 e�ti �i �n m�inile unor persoane competente, ai �n�eles sau nu ? 429 00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:02,350 Acum sunt �n �nt�rziere, am s�-i sparg fa�a pilotului �sta automat. 430 00:40:02,473 --> 00:40:04,126 Uite mingea ! 431 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,024 - Calma�i-v� ! - Ajut�-m� ! 432 00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,462 - D�-mi mingea... - Du-te dracului cu mingea ta ! 433 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,743 Nu v� fie fric�, doamn�, 434 00:40:10,873 --> 00:40:13,387 centurile sunt garantate p�n� la 5 tone, 435 00:40:13,513 --> 00:40:16,664 nu exist� absolut, nici un pericol... 436 00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:20,591 Ajutor ! Ajutoor ! 437 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:23,387 Da�i-m� jos ! 438 00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:31,324 Fi�i calmi. 439 00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:34,862 Acum o s� acoperim gaura cu un ziar. 440 00:40:47,113 --> 00:40:48,712 Fi�i calmi. 441 00:40:49,593 --> 00:40:52,171 Relu�m... atitudinea. 442 00:40:57,393 --> 00:40:59,990 Destul... ! 443 00:40:59,993 --> 00:41:01,492 Te trag eu, a�teapt�... 444 00:41:01,513 --> 00:41:03,431 Aten�ie, te absoarbe... 445 00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:06,789 Uciga�ilor, criminalilor... 446 00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:11,302 Vrei asta ? 447 00:41:11,353 --> 00:41:14,742 Bine... 448 00:41:22,473 --> 00:41:26,910 Aici turnul de control Casablanca. Aici turnul de control Casablanca. 449 00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:28,725 - Casablanca ? - Da. 450 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:31,387 Nu trebuia s� mergem la Main ? 451 00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:33,763 Dac� spune Casablanca... e Casablanca. 452 00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:36,953 - Cine sunte�i ? - Opre�te radioul, �sta ne bate la cap. 453 00:41:36,973 --> 00:41:38,003 Bine. 454 00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:40,465 Cu excep�ia acestor varia�ii ale traseului, 455 00:41:40,593 --> 00:41:43,466 ca voiaj inaugural... a mers destul bine. 456 00:41:43,553 --> 00:41:45,242 Oho... ! 457 00:41:45,273 --> 00:41:46,911 A mers a-nt�ia... 458 00:41:47,393 --> 00:41:51,088 Avem un supravie�uitor... Mai mult, chiar trei supravie�uitori. 459 00:41:51,153 --> 00:41:53,906 Mai sunt �i siamezii din baie... 460 00:41:54,593 --> 00:41:57,505 Poponarii �ia care s-au �nchis �n baie ? 461 00:41:57,633 --> 00:42:01,103 �i-am spus de la Milano, du-te s� vezi ce fac �n baie... 462 00:42:01,233 --> 00:42:05,146 - Eu ? Tot timpul eu... - Du-te, du-te... 463 00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:08,792 Nu m� pune s� mai risc. Nu vreau s� ajung pe flapsuri... 464 00:42:12,353 --> 00:42:14,071 Domnilor ? Ehe, he, he... 465 00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:17,249 Domnilor poponari... ? V� rog ! 466 00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:24,504 Se simt r�u ? E cumva vreun doctor printre dvs ? 467 00:42:24,533 --> 00:42:26,212 - Eu... - Tu ? Vino. 468 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:29,530 - Vino ! �n baie sunt doi ce nu se simt bine. - Dar eu sunt doctor �n drept. 469 00:42:29,553 --> 00:42:30,688 �n lege ? 470 00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:33,824 E bine �i a�a. Vino ! 471 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,466 E un avocat aici. 472 00:42:38,513 --> 00:42:40,444 - S� spargem u�a ! - Nu, e deschis�. 473 00:42:40,473 --> 00:42:43,611 Las�-m� pe mine, sunt mai practic. 474 00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,027 Ajutor ! 475 00:42:46,033 --> 00:42:49,571 Ajutor, ajutor ! 476 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:56,390 Nu te l�sa absorbit, e�ti ultimul pasager. 477 00:42:56,513 --> 00:42:58,549 Nu m� atinge ! V� dau �n judecat� pe to�i ! 478 00:42:59,793 --> 00:43:01,021 Eu sunt un avocat. 479 00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,762 Te ajut eu. 480 00:43:03,793 --> 00:43:06,982 Ajutor ! 481 00:43:09,073 --> 00:43:11,109 L-am pierdut �i pe avocat. 482 00:43:19,113 --> 00:43:22,671 Eu sunt un avocat, sunt un avocat. 483 00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:35,502 Unde sunt ? 484 00:43:39,937 --> 00:43:44,210 Uite-l pe transexual, acum o s�-i facem o p�s�ric� frumoas�. 485 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:47,882 Au... ! 486 00:43:48,353 --> 00:43:49,786 Multe proiecte, nu-i a�a ? 487 00:43:50,353 --> 00:43:53,663 M� enerveaz� lucrurile astea neprev�zute... 488 00:43:53,793 --> 00:43:55,784 Totul mergea at�t de bine... 489 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:12,522 Repede, s� vedem ce se �nt�mpl� ! 490 00:44:12,673 --> 00:44:13,888 Veni�i cu to�ii ! 491 00:44:23,633 --> 00:44:25,212 Adunarea ! 492 00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:26,925 Adunarea ! 493 00:44:26,993 --> 00:44:28,062 Mai repede ! 494 00:44:29,353 --> 00:44:31,184 Mi�ca�i-v�, la�ilor ! 495 00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:34,602 Pe trei r�nduri ! 496 00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:39,486 Mai repede ! 497 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,388 Hei, voi doi, ce sta�i invers ? 498 00:44:57,593 --> 00:45:00,606 �ntoarce�i-v� ! 499 00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:04,105 �ntoarce�i-v� !! 500 00:45:04,153 --> 00:45:05,791 �ntoarce�i-v� caschetele ! 501 00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:09,992 Husele �n spate. 502 00:45:10,353 --> 00:45:12,603 Scuza�i ! Husa nu e pentru soare ? 503 00:45:12,633 --> 00:45:15,683 Da, dar din spate ! 504 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:19,406 Scuz�-�i, Excelen��, dar soarele e �n fa��... 505 00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,812 Dumnezeu cel Sf�nt ! 506 00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:28,642 - Sergent ! - Da, domnule ! 507 00:45:29,113 --> 00:45:31,502 E de r�u, nu a f�cut nici azi... 508 00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:32,768 E constipat ? 509 00:45:32,793 --> 00:45:35,705 Nu, o ran� de r�zboi la colon, a luat medalia. 510 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,447 �i nici cu medalia nu a... 511 00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:43,049 Vreau ca fortul s� luceasc� precum Grand Hotel. Du-te " 512 00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,422 Da, domnule. 513 00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,644 Voi zece, primul dormitor. 514 00:45:47,673 --> 00:45:49,865 Voi zece, urm�toarea. 515 00:45:49,953 --> 00:45:52,472 Voi rastelul. 516 00:45:53,473 --> 00:45:57,466 Iar voi doi noi, cu fe�ele voastre... s� cur��a�i toaletele ! 517 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:01,792 M� scuza�i domnule, spune�i-o lui, are fa�� de cur... 518 00:46:01,913 --> 00:46:03,307 Lini�te ! 519 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:04,542 Trage ! 520 00:46:05,153 --> 00:46:07,821 Acid muriatic �i gr�sime de cot ! 521 00:46:07,913 --> 00:46:11,141 Rupe�i r�ndurile ! 522 00:46:15,113 --> 00:46:18,702 U�a ! 523 00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:20,884 A r�mas doar cea a colonelului. 524 00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:23,891 Tratament special, acid muriatic pur. 525 00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:26,108 - Asta arde totul. - U�a ! 526 00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:33,766 Cred c� e mai bine..., 527 00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:38,466 Ca pedeaps�, �ase ore cu degetele legate. 528 00:46:39,553 --> 00:46:40,542 Bine... 529 00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:58,012 Rezist�... 530 00:46:58,033 --> 00:47:01,352 �nc� pu�in �i atingem... 531 00:47:01,393 --> 00:47:04,004 Baionetele. 532 00:47:04,193 --> 00:47:06,226 Nu te mi�ca... 533 00:47:06,953 --> 00:47:08,625 �ine-l bine. 534 00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:11,786 - Ce vrei s�-i faci ? - Am s�-i scot bilele. 535 00:47:11,993 --> 00:47:14,024 - Opre�te-te ! - Flapsul ? 536 00:47:19,993 --> 00:47:22,104 Acum �l sodomizez... 537 00:47:22,113 --> 00:47:24,468 S� lu�m altul. 538 00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:25,782 Armele. 539 00:47:25,813 --> 00:47:27,302 Gata ! 540 00:47:28,873 --> 00:47:31,601 Banzai ! 541 00:47:36,273 --> 00:47:39,743 O veste proast�... Colonelul... 542 00:47:39,953 --> 00:47:43,070 Nu v� fie fric�, v� sbaionetiz�m noi. 543 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,502 Sbaionet�m. 544 00:47:47,793 --> 00:47:51,082 Trage ! 545 00:48:02,993 --> 00:48:06,986 �tii ce ? I-am p�c�lit bine, data viitoare 546 00:48:07,113 --> 00:48:10,310 nu vor mai �ti de ce s� ne at�rne... 547 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:27,512 Acum, vom �ncepe exerci�iul. 548 00:48:28,713 --> 00:48:30,783 Lua�i bomba �n m�n�, 549 00:48:31,153 --> 00:48:34,166 trage�i siguran�a, 550 00:48:34,193 --> 00:48:37,585 num�ra�i p�n� la �ase... �i arunca�i. 551 00:48:37,953 --> 00:48:41,345 E clar ? 552 00:48:41,433 --> 00:48:43,061 Tu. �ncepe. 553 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:45,388 - Cine, el ? - Nu, tu ! 554 00:48:45,433 --> 00:48:47,908 Eu... scuza�i... 555 00:48:47,913 --> 00:48:51,906 Recapitul�m... se ia, Se num�r� p�n� la... un moment... 556 00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:55,443 Unu... patru... �i se arunc�... 557 00:48:55,553 --> 00:48:58,384 Siguran�a... �ine ! 558 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:02,386 Asta e bomba... 559 00:49:02,413 --> 00:49:04,832 Unde e ? 560 00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:10,502 Uite-o ! 561 00:49:10,513 --> 00:49:12,902 D�-mi-o ! 562 00:49:25,393 --> 00:49:28,351 A�i v�zut c� au �tiut, de ce s� ne at�rne... 563 00:49:28,993 --> 00:49:31,268 Nu m� g�ndisem la asta... 564 00:49:50,073 --> 00:49:51,388 Aten�iune ! 565 00:49:52,473 --> 00:49:55,624 Am primit �tirea c� �n oaza Tareb, 566 00:49:55,753 --> 00:49:58,950 se reunesc �efii triburilor de jefuitori. 567 00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:03,886 E o ocazie unic� s�-i elimin�m pe to�i �ntr-o singur� lovitur�, 568 00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:05,782 cu o bomb�. 569 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,951 �tiu c� fiecare din voi vrea s� profite de acest moment, 570 00:50:10,073 --> 00:50:12,031 s� se acopere de glorie, 571 00:50:12,073 --> 00:50:16,066 dar, din p�cate, am nevoie doar de doi solda�i valoro�i 572 00:50:16,553 --> 00:50:19,669 care s� se infiltreze �n tab�ra inamic�. 573 00:50:19,993 --> 00:50:24,032 Cine se ofer� pentru aceast� misiune sinuciga��, s� fac� un pas �nainte. 574 00:50:25,193 --> 00:50:26,682 Bravo ! 575 00:50:27,473 --> 00:50:30,392 S� �tii, domni�oar�, c� aici e o gre�eal�... 576 00:50:30,513 --> 00:50:34,984 Pentru c� este o misiune sinuciga��, v� voi decora imediat in memoriam. 577 00:50:35,953 --> 00:50:38,262 - Vino, curajosul meu. - Eu ? In memoriam... ? 578 00:50:39,193 --> 00:50:41,468 M�i.. sunt... m�ndru de memorie. 579 00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:01,744 Prezenta�i arm' celor c�zu�i ! 580 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:18,401 De ce pl�ngi ? �l cuno�teai ? 581 00:51:18,473 --> 00:51:20,770 Oho, da, e�ti tu. 582 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,422 Ciao ! 583 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,731 Condolean�e... 584 00:51:26,753 --> 00:51:29,806 Sincere. 585 00:52:16,313 --> 00:52:18,383 Am ajuns, aici e tab�ra. 586 00:52:20,713 --> 00:52:23,602 Uit�-te ! 587 00:52:27,193 --> 00:52:28,182 Ce e... 588 00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:31,990 - Mi-a intrat o c�mil� �n binoclu... - �i lu�m prin surprindere. 589 00:52:33,673 --> 00:52:36,706 Du-te �i leag� c�milele. 590 00:52:46,553 --> 00:52:48,384 Hei, am legat c�milele. 591 00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:51,830 Bravo. Haide, �nconjur�m turnul, vino ! 592 00:53:07,793 --> 00:53:09,362 M�inile sus ! 593 00:53:09,393 --> 00:53:12,385 Preda�i-v� ! Dac� dori�i, pute�i suna un avocat. 594 00:53:14,313 --> 00:53:17,404 Arunca�i toate armele ! 595 00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:33,371 Aici. Sunt to�i aici �n�untru. 596 00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:34,621 Toate c�peteniile ? 597 00:53:35,153 --> 00:53:37,784 D�-mi bomba. 598 00:53:37,793 --> 00:53:39,988 Fii atent... bomba m� sperie. 599 00:53:41,273 --> 00:53:45,027 - Un cu�it, d�-mi-l pe al t�u. - L-am aruncat �n c�mil�. 600 00:53:45,193 --> 00:53:46,865 Cu�itul e �n c�mil�. 601 00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:48,870 Baioneta, ia-o pe aia. 602 00:53:56,073 --> 00:53:57,062 Uite. 603 00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:06,826 Vorbesc araba. 604 00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:22,303 Pe asta mi se pare c� �l cunosc, tu nu? 605 00:54:22,473 --> 00:54:24,145 Din... vedere. 606 00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:25,588 S� mergem acolo ! 607 00:54:38,153 --> 00:54:40,109 Haide, arunc� bomba. 608 00:54:47,193 --> 00:54:48,387 Ce e ? 609 00:54:49,273 --> 00:54:51,423 El a tras primul... 610 00:54:51,673 --> 00:54:54,231 �i bomba unde-ai pus-o ? 611 00:54:55,633 --> 00:54:56,861 Mi-a c�zut �n�untru. 612 00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,346 Facem alt� t�ietur� ! 613 00:55:07,073 --> 00:55:10,952 Haide, acum intr�m, lu�m bomba �i arunc�m �n aer tot de pe ei ! 614 00:55:11,073 --> 00:55:13,623 �i arunc�m �n aer pe to�i... ! Dar... 615 00:55:13,673 --> 00:55:16,028 ... a�a vom muri �i noi... 616 00:55:16,353 --> 00:55:18,603 E o misiune sinuciga��, nu ? Uite aici ! 617 00:55:18,673 --> 00:55:19,947 Slav� Domnului ! 618 00:55:20,193 --> 00:55:22,024 E�ti gata ? Haide ! 619 00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:24,991 S� ne sinucidem ! 620 00:56:06,993 --> 00:56:10,165 Uite bomba ! 621 00:56:34,553 --> 00:56:39,069 Balerina aia m� prive�te cam provocator... 622 00:56:40,833 --> 00:56:42,664 Hei... Bomba ! 623 00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:43,862 Bomba ! 624 00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:53,352 Te pun �n co� ! 625 00:56:54,993 --> 00:56:57,870 - Unu, doi... - Trei ! 626 00:56:57,873 --> 00:57:00,467 Patru, cinci... 627 00:57:00,993 --> 00:57:03,951 �ase, �apte, opt... 628 00:57:04,673 --> 00:57:07,233 Opt �i jum�tate... 629 00:57:07,473 --> 00:57:08,462 Nou�... 630 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:11,523 - Unsprezece... - Ai scos siguran�a ? 631 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:15,484 E aici... Am uitat. 632 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,188 - Haide, s� ne �ntoarcem �n�untru. - E �n co�. 633 00:57:48,113 --> 00:57:50,104 Da, da, cu siguran�� da ! 634 00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:53,623 Da, da, am s�-i spun, nici o problem�, bine�n�eles... 635 00:57:53,753 --> 00:57:56,462 Nu v� face�i griji. 636 00:57:56,513 --> 00:57:58,822 Ascult�, �mi pare r�u... 637 00:57:58,953 --> 00:58:02,468 E inutil s� insi�ti, pentru mine ce spui �i araba... ai �n�eles ? 638 00:58:02,593 --> 00:58:05,665 Nu m� mai freca la icre ! 639 00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:15,522 Bomba ! 640 00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:18,527 �arpele e aici ! 641 00:59:23,153 --> 00:59:24,472 Bomba ! 642 00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,712 Mi-a intrat pe m�nec�... 643 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,382 Ajutor, bomba. 644 00:59:31,513 --> 00:59:34,073 - Ie�i afar� ! - Bomb� ! 645 00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:37,305 - E aici. - �ine ! 646 00:59:37,873 --> 00:59:39,192 Arunc�, arunc� ! 647 00:59:40,633 --> 00:59:42,610 �sta e �arpele, d�-mi bomba. 648 00:59:42,673 --> 00:59:43,662 Arunc ! 649 01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:07,589 A venit momentul nostru. Nu uita, demnitate ! 650 01:00:07,713 --> 01:00:09,983 - Da. - E�ti gata ? 651 01:00:09,993 --> 01:00:11,667 Aproape... 652 01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:15,147 - Nu �i-e fric� ? - Nu. 653 01:00:18,753 --> 01:00:21,626 Ce e cu mirosul �sta ? 654 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:23,504 Am f�cut pe mine. 655 01:00:25,353 --> 01:00:27,662 - Ultima mas�. - Ultima ? 656 01:00:29,933 --> 01:00:33,309 M� tem c� nu voi putea... 657 01:00:33,373 --> 01:00:35,225 E�ti un legionar, e�ti un erou ! 658 01:00:35,353 --> 01:00:39,746 Da, dar nu e asta... nu-mi place orezul. 659 01:00:39,793 --> 01:00:43,203 Vrei ceva de maxim 18 ani, nu ? 660 01:00:43,233 --> 01:00:44,686 Da, dar... blond�. 661 01:00:44,713 --> 01:00:47,305 - Blond�. - Blond�. 662 01:00:47,313 --> 01:00:48,602 Ce face ? 663 01:00:48,633 --> 01:00:52,127 Asta e aia cu privirea provocatoare. 664 01:00:53,313 --> 01:00:55,747 - E�ti o comoar�. - Scuze, domni�oar�, 665 01:00:55,793 --> 01:00:58,204 o faci din dragoste, nu ? 666 01:00:58,233 --> 01:00:59,825 Nu, din recuno�tin��. 667 01:01:01,953 --> 01:01:05,231 E avocatul. 668 01:01:05,273 --> 01:01:09,266 Nu, fost avocat ! Acum sunt Zineb, favorita Marelui Boss. 669 01:01:10,193 --> 01:01:12,104 V� mul�umesc, via�a mea s-a schimbat, 670 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:15,388 acum m� simt �n sf�r�it realizat�. 671 01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:17,105 Lua�i ! V� sunt datoare. 672 01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:18,892 - Nu ! - Nu, mul�umesc. 673 01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:21,950 Avem deja ale noastre func�ioneaz� �n parte, dar... 674 01:01:22,313 --> 01:01:23,302 O lam� ! 675 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:26,983 O lam� de t�iat fier ! 676 01:01:27,153 --> 01:01:29,271 Nu putem accepta. 677 01:01:29,393 --> 01:01:32,305 Suntem legionari, am e�uat �i vrem s� pl�tim, 678 01:01:32,433 --> 01:01:34,742 - ... chiar �i cu �mpu�c�turi. - Un moment, 679 01:01:34,873 --> 01:01:38,422 asta spune el, eu nu sunt de acord... 680 01:01:38,553 --> 01:01:41,784 Cine v� �mpu�c�, noi avem alte obiceiuri. 681 01:01:42,393 --> 01:01:44,465 Veni�i s� vede�i. 682 01:01:44,633 --> 01:01:48,169 �i-am spus c� sunt ��ri civilizate. �n ciuda aparen�elor... 683 01:01:48,193 --> 01:01:50,267 Da, foarte civilizate. 684 01:01:54,513 --> 01:01:56,171 Trasul �n �eap�. 685 01:01:56,233 --> 01:01:59,862 Au... �i-o �nfig... 686 01:01:59,993 --> 01:02:02,427 Am vorbit mereu de �mpu�care... 687 01:02:02,553 --> 01:02:05,704 Cum se schimb� c�r�ile la mas� �n felul �sta ? 688 01:02:05,993 --> 01:02:07,765 D�-mi lama, f�t�l�ule ! 689 01:02:09,953 --> 01:02:13,192 - Mult noroc... - Cine ? Noroc... 690 01:02:30,033 --> 01:02:33,366 Mi-e pu�in cam sete... 691 01:02:37,273 --> 01:02:40,106 Stai, mi-a intrat pu�in nisip un pantof. 692 01:02:40,233 --> 01:02:41,222 Cine ? 693 01:02:41,913 --> 01:02:42,902 Hai. 694 01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:50,105 - Ar fi... - Ei au l�sat cheile. 695 01:03:53,673 --> 01:03:56,822 Miracol ! 696 01:04:07,193 --> 01:04:08,467 V� explic alt�dat�. 697 01:04:35,033 --> 01:04:38,230 Ai mil�, Papa ! Era o urgen��. 698 01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:49,672 Continu�m lista celor 699 01:04:49,793 --> 01:04:52,227 mai semnificative evenimente ale anului... 700 01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:55,868 C�tig�torul raliului Paris - Dakar. 701 01:05:21,233 --> 01:05:24,350 Face�i un cadou frumos copiilor vo�tri, 702 01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:26,171 o fotografie cu renul. 703 01:05:26,193 --> 01:05:29,822 Cel mai frumos cadou pentru copii vo�tri. 704 01:05:32,233 --> 01:05:34,030 Cu renul �i Mo� Cr�ciun. 705 01:05:34,053 --> 01:05:35,481 Fotografii cu renul ! 706 01:05:35,513 --> 01:05:37,663 Face�i-v� ferici�i copii. 707 01:05:38,593 --> 01:05:41,710 Cel mai frumos cadou de Cr�ciun, Fotografia cu ren. 708 01:05:42,473 --> 01:05:44,623 Tat�, tat�, vreau o fotografie cu renul. 709 01:05:44,753 --> 01:05:47,062 - Ce vrei ? - Vreau o poz� cu renul. 710 01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:49,388 Nu e un ren, e un m�gar. 711 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:52,311 Scuza�i-m�, v� pricepe�i ? Sunte�i veterinar ? 712 01:05:52,433 --> 01:05:54,947 - Paznic la zoo, un lapon ? - Nu, dar... 713 01:05:55,073 --> 01:05:57,223 Pe ce criterii �mi declasezi renul ? 714 01:05:57,353 --> 01:06:01,141 Nu e un ren, se vede de la un kilometru c� e un m�gar. 715 01:06:01,593 --> 01:06:04,153 Ascult� la Mo� Cr�ciun, vezi-�i de treaba ta ! 716 01:06:04,313 --> 01:06:06,781 - Mark, te rog... - Vreau o fotografie... 717 01:06:06,913 --> 01:06:08,710 �l iau eu pe micu�... 718 01:06:09,593 --> 01:06:13,063 Fotografii cu renul... D�-i m�na domnului, nu se simte bine. 719 01:06:13,093 --> 01:06:14,862 Mai repede ! 720 01:06:14,913 --> 01:06:17,711 Un alt domn se simte r�u. V� rug�m s�... 721 01:06:19,153 --> 01:06:20,381 Nu e nimeni s� m� ajute ? 722 01:06:20,713 --> 01:06:23,785 Domnii se simt r�u. Nu e nimeni s� ne ajute ? 723 01:06:25,313 --> 01:06:26,541 Uite la �tia... 724 01:06:29,273 --> 01:06:32,549 Facem o fotografie cu Mo� Cr�ciun... 725 01:06:32,673 --> 01:06:35,831 - Fotografie cu renul. - Nu v� mi�ca�i. 726 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,872 Bli�ul... 727 01:06:38,913 --> 01:06:42,105 Ajutor ! 728 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,302 Mark ! 729 01:06:44,353 --> 01:06:47,072 Poate asta nu a ie�it bine... facem alta... 730 01:06:52,993 --> 01:06:54,631 Tata... 731 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,464 O alt� fotografie pe ren... 732 01:06:57,553 --> 01:07:00,829 Schimb locul, aici nu se poate, �tia fac prea mult� mizerie... 733 01:07:00,953 --> 01:07:02,545 Da, sunt �i periculo�i... 734 01:07:07,313 --> 01:07:09,144 - Domnilor ? Domnilor ? - Da. 735 01:07:09,273 --> 01:07:11,468 Chiar pe voi v� c�utam... 736 01:07:11,593 --> 01:07:14,651 Sunt majordomul judec�torului Massobrio. 737 01:07:14,673 --> 01:07:18,268 Trebuie s� angajez un Mo� Cr�ciun pentru o petrecere privat� cu familia. 738 01:07:18,393 --> 01:07:21,351 - Te-ai n�scut norocos. - Noi suntem doi. 739 01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:23,351 Dar Mo� Cr�ciun e numai unul ! 740 01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:26,147 Nu, asta e o regul� categoric�, 741 01:07:26,273 --> 01:07:29,663 suntem doi �i lucr�m mereu �mpreun�. 742 01:07:29,913 --> 01:07:31,665 Vreau unul, pl�tesc un milion. 743 01:07:31,793 --> 01:07:34,072 Nu ne intereseaz�. 744 01:07:34,073 --> 01:07:36,541 Un moment. 745 01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:40,669 De ce nu putem s� ne desp�r�im ? 746 01:07:40,793 --> 01:07:42,511 Chiar �n ajunul Cr�ciunului ? 747 01:07:42,633 --> 01:07:46,628 - Munca e munc� ! - Dar Cr�ciunul... e Cr�ciun... 748 01:07:46,713 --> 01:07:48,351 Un milion e un milion. 749 01:07:48,473 --> 01:07:50,509 - Hei ? - Vin imediat. 750 01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:53,386 Cine a hot�r�t c� trebuie s� te duci tu ? 751 01:07:54,273 --> 01:07:57,651 Bine, d�m cu banul. D�-mi o moned�. 752 01:08:02,553 --> 01:08:04,111 - Cap sau pajur� ? - Cap. 753 01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:07,342 Scuze ? 754 01:08:07,513 --> 01:08:09,902 - D�-mi alta. - Nu mai am. 755 01:08:10,033 --> 01:08:12,388 Num�r�m �ncep�nd cu tine. 756 01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:17,290 �apte ! Unu, doi, trei, patru, cinci... 757 01:08:18,633 --> 01:08:19,822 �ase... 758 01:08:19,873 --> 01:08:21,422 �ase �i �apte. 759 01:08:21,473 --> 01:08:24,385 - Ai num�rat renul. - Am c�tigat, m� duc eu acolo. 760 01:08:24,993 --> 01:08:28,710 Bine, dar eu ce fac ? 761 01:08:49,753 --> 01:08:51,842 Vino. 762 01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:55,506 Coboar�, nu mai face pe sup�ratul, uite ce cas� ! 763 01:08:55,553 --> 01:08:59,023 Uite ce gazon frumos. Haide, haide, haide, haide. 764 01:09:02,313 --> 01:09:05,350 Mergem pe u�a din spate, e mai bine s� nu-l vad�. 765 01:09:05,473 --> 01:09:08,146 Renul �l las aici, poate a�a face caca. 766 01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:09,672 Da, ��i ar�t drumul. 767 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:13,428 A�teapt�-m� aici. P�n� vin, aranjeaz�-te ! 768 01:09:13,793 --> 01:09:16,504 Intra�i ! 769 01:09:16,593 --> 01:09:17,582 V� rog. 770 01:09:19,713 --> 01:09:24,389 Judec�torul Massobrio vrea s� le fac� o surpriz� nepo�ilor s�i. 771 01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:26,909 Tu, aproape de miezul nop�ii, 772 01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:29,501 umpli sacul �sta cu toate aceste daruri. 773 01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:31,510 C�nd �ntreaga familie va fi aici 774 01:09:31,633 --> 01:09:34,022 �i copii vor c�nta "Coboar� din stele"... 775 01:09:34,153 --> 01:09:37,205 Tu... Vino cu mine. 776 01:09:38,553 --> 01:09:41,611 Tu vei fi ascuns �n spatele acestei u�i oglind�, 777 01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:45,512 - vei ap�rea magic �i dai cadourile. - Da, da. 778 01:09:45,533 --> 01:09:47,007 Crezi c� po�i s-o faci ? 779 01:09:47,033 --> 01:09:49,089 Da, dar toate �ntr-un milion ? 780 01:09:49,113 --> 01:09:50,512 A�a am stabilit. 781 01:09:50,713 --> 01:09:53,989 Nu am scris nimic M� duc s� aduc renul. 782 01:09:54,113 --> 01:09:56,441 ��i ar�t drumul. 783 01:09:56,873 --> 01:09:57,862 Te rog. 784 01:10:19,633 --> 01:10:21,863 Ce ra�ionament e asta, un milion �i dou� ? 785 01:10:21,993 --> 01:10:25,303 Eu iau un milion �i tu vrei totul, asta e �antaj. 786 01:10:25,833 --> 01:10:28,347 Haide, ce �tiu eu c�t c�tig� un ren ? 787 01:10:30,553 --> 01:10:32,942 S� fie clar, nu e�ti un ren. 788 01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:39,282 Ce e asta ? Afar� ! E curent. 789 01:12:35,313 --> 01:12:37,304 �i-am spus s� m� a�tep�i acas�. 790 01:12:37,473 --> 01:12:40,948 Care cas� ? 791 01:12:41,113 --> 01:12:44,185 Da, nu avem cas�. 792 01:12:46,593 --> 01:12:47,628 Ascult�... 793 01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:50,905 Sunt aici, nu pot s� te ajut cu ceva... ? 794 01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:53,547 Uite ce ai f�cut ! 795 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:56,824 - Acum pe unde �mi fac intrarea ? - Nu m� speria. 796 01:12:56,953 --> 01:12:58,352 Un moment... 797 01:12:58,553 --> 01:13:01,826 Acum tu... 798 01:13:01,913 --> 01:13:04,249 Tu... intri... 799 01:13:04,273 --> 01:13:05,767 Un moment... 800 01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:07,849 Ai putea intra... 801 01:13:07,913 --> 01:13:09,002 Uite aici. 802 01:13:09,033 --> 01:13:11,308 Intri prin c�min... 803 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:15,006 Trac. Tipic... intrare c�mineasc�... 804 01:13:15,073 --> 01:13:18,861 Ai dreptate ! E clasic, Mo� Cr�ciun intr� �ntotdeauna prin co�ul de fum. 805 01:13:19,633 --> 01:13:21,066 Am avut o idee grozav�. 806 01:13:21,313 --> 01:13:23,131 Dar... Am spus-o eu primul... 807 01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:25,713 Punem cadourile �n sac �i mergem pe acoperi�. 808 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:29,586 Punem cadourile pe acoperi� �i mergem �n sac. 809 01:13:32,153 --> 01:13:34,667 Suntem bucuro�i, c� a�i g�sit ceva timp, 810 01:13:34,793 --> 01:13:38,229 ca s� fi�i cu noi aceast� sear�. Nu e nimic mai frumos, 811 01:13:38,353 --> 01:13:41,986 mai �n�l��tor pentru spiritul s�rb�tori... 812 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:45,102 E bunicul ! 813 01:13:47,273 --> 01:13:50,504 S� mergem s�-i facem ur�ri bunicului. 814 01:14:00,753 --> 01:14:02,172 Cr�ciun fericit, dragii mei. 815 01:14:02,193 --> 01:14:03,806 Cr�ciun fericit, tat�. 816 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:06,693 - Cr�ciun fericit, dle judec�tor. - Cr�ciun fericit, tat�. 817 01:14:07,753 --> 01:14:12,146 Este adev�rat c� anul acesta vine Mo� Cr�ciun �n persoan� s� ne aduc� darurile ? 818 01:14:12,193 --> 01:14:15,265 Dar voi l-a�i �ntrebat, �n scrisorile voastre ? 819 01:14:15,293 --> 01:14:16,250 Da. 820 01:14:16,273 --> 01:14:17,467 Atunci va fi el. 821 01:14:43,033 --> 01:14:44,322 Muzica. 822 01:14:44,393 --> 01:14:46,609 Acum e momentul. Arunc� sacul. 823 01:14:46,633 --> 01:14:49,725 - A�teapt�. - Hai ! 824 01:14:52,593 --> 01:14:55,630 - S-a blocat. - Cum s-a blocat ? 825 01:14:55,753 --> 01:14:59,028 �ine-m� ! �ine-m� bine ! 826 01:15:01,593 --> 01:15:06,489 "Cobori din stele"... 827 01:15:19,793 --> 01:15:21,306 Mo� Cr�ciun a disp�rut. 828 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,822 Cum a disp�rut ? Inept, idiot �i ur�t. 829 01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:28,424 - Mai jos, mai jos, nu ajung... - Nu mai pot... 830 01:15:28,633 --> 01:15:31,666 Mai jos, haide ! 831 01:16:06,753 --> 01:16:08,047 T�ce�i ! 832 01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:11,129 - La mul�i ani ! - Felicit�ri ! 833 01:16:11,713 --> 01:16:14,651 - Paste fericit ! - Da�i-i afar� ! 834 01:16:14,673 --> 01:16:16,729 Cine ? Nu, ne �ntoarcem pe horn. 835 01:16:16,753 --> 01:16:20,131 Bunicule, nu-i po�i da afar�, sunt Mo�ii Cr�ciuni. 836 01:16:20,153 --> 01:16:22,353 Uite ce au f�cut. 837 01:16:22,353 --> 01:16:25,345 Scuza�i ! C�minul e a�a cum e, nu e vina noastr�. 838 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,042 Ar trebui �ntre�inut... 839 01:16:27,073 --> 01:16:30,031 Bunicule, de ce sunt doi Mo�i Cr�ciuni ? 840 01:16:31,433 --> 01:16:33,025 Da, de ce sunte�i doi ? 841 01:16:34,953 --> 01:16:37,851 E o �mbun�t��ire de serviciu, ordine de sus. 842 01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:39,953 Foarte de sus... 843 01:16:39,953 --> 01:16:42,387 �mp�r�i�i cadourile �i pleca�i ! 844 01:16:42,633 --> 01:16:44,624 Nu v� schimba�i, altfel... 845 01:16:44,753 --> 01:16:47,347 Pachetul �sta e pentru... 846 01:16:48,993 --> 01:16:51,546 Victorino. 847 01:16:56,673 --> 01:16:58,584 - Au... ! Ming. - Ming... 848 01:16:58,713 --> 01:17:00,988 A�i v�zut, Mo� Cr�ciun a spart vaza. 849 01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:04,244 Felici... Vreau s� spun... un an bun... 850 01:17:04,673 --> 01:17:06,743 Unde e Victorino ? Uite-l aici ! 851 01:17:08,633 --> 01:17:10,266 Pentru Francesca. 852 01:17:10,273 --> 01:17:11,752 Ce frumos ! E pentru mine... 853 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,445 �mi place surpriza. 854 01:17:14,473 --> 01:17:15,792 �ampanie 855 01:17:15,873 --> 01:17:17,262 O, Doamne ! 856 01:17:17,913 --> 01:17:19,266 Acoper-o. 857 01:17:19,393 --> 01:17:21,670 Nu sunt practic, dar... m� implic... 858 01:17:21,753 --> 01:17:23,411 Pleca�i de aici, copii. 859 01:17:23,433 --> 01:17:25,364 - Las�-m� ! - Ce faci ? 860 01:17:25,393 --> 01:17:27,245 Am spus: pune ceva pe ea ! 861 01:17:27,273 --> 01:17:29,503 - Dvs mi-a�i spus s� pun... - Eu. 862 01:17:29,633 --> 01:17:32,545 Scuze ! Pleca�i de aici. Toat� lumea aici. 863 01:17:32,793 --> 01:17:34,472 O acop�r cu covorul. 864 01:17:34,473 --> 01:17:37,386 Pleac� ! 865 01:17:45,113 --> 01:17:47,304 Cum ��i permi�i ? 866 01:17:47,313 --> 01:17:50,350 Covorul nu este bun, Fa�a de mas� e mai bun�. 867 01:17:51,073 --> 01:17:54,033 Oh, Sevres. 868 01:17:54,113 --> 01:17:56,707 - Cum ar�t ? - Bine, pare o servitoare. 869 01:17:56,953 --> 01:18:00,147 - Pentru Charlotta. - Ma�inu�a e stricat�. 870 01:18:00,233 --> 01:18:02,646 Vedem mai t�rziu. 871 01:18:02,713 --> 01:18:06,023 Acum, s� aducem un alt cadou... 872 01:18:07,193 --> 01:18:09,011 Pentru bunica. 873 01:18:09,033 --> 01:18:12,089 E o protez� dentar�. 874 01:18:12,273 --> 01:18:14,191 Asta e cadoul meu, mam�. 875 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:16,865 Mul�umesc, fiul meu. 876 01:18:16,873 --> 01:18:20,249 S� control�m ma�ina cu telecomanda... 877 01:18:20,273 --> 01:18:22,370 s� vedem ce nu func�ioneaz�. 878 01:18:22,393 --> 01:18:24,145 Acum ar trebui s� mearg�. 879 01:18:25,273 --> 01:18:28,468 Judec�torul ! Ai grij� ! 880 01:18:28,633 --> 01:18:31,666 Au... mama ! 881 01:18:32,113 --> 01:18:35,005 Fii atent ! 882 01:18:35,033 --> 01:18:36,432 Nu se �nt�mpl� nimic. 883 01:18:42,153 --> 01:18:44,269 Fac eu, acum sunt mai practic. 884 01:18:46,633 --> 01:18:49,322 - E�ti nebun de legat ! - Las�-m� ! 885 01:18:49,353 --> 01:18:52,381 Ie�i din casa asta ! 886 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,030 Aten�ie, e o colec�ie valoroas� ! 887 01:18:59,393 --> 01:19:01,587 Aten�ie ! 888 01:19:01,593 --> 01:19:03,265 Nu, nu, nu... 889 01:19:13,673 --> 01:19:15,868 Foc ! Stinge�i-l ! Ajutor ! 890 01:19:16,033 --> 01:19:18,651 Opri�i-v� ! Ne ocup�m noi. 891 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,810 Ce vrei s� faci ? 892 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:23,028 - Blestema�ilor ! - S� lu�m tablourile. 893 01:19:23,093 --> 01:19:25,304 - Numai a�a stingem focul - Picasso... nu ! 894 01:19:25,433 --> 01:19:27,763 M� ocup eu de asta. Suntem profesioni�ti. 895 01:19:27,793 --> 01:19:29,146 Nu, nu, Picasso ! 896 01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:33,424 E ulei, arde prea tare... 897 01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:48,633 Hai, termina�i ! Nu fi�i copii ! 898 01:19:48,873 --> 01:19:52,283 - Oh, so�ul meu e �n fum. - Cui �i pas� de so�ul t�u ?! 899 01:19:52,313 --> 01:19:54,668 Chema�i pompierii ! 900 01:19:54,793 --> 01:19:58,547 Ce pompieri ? Suntem noi aici. Calma�i-v� ! 901 01:19:58,673 --> 01:20:00,847 Pe aici. 902 01:20:02,313 --> 01:20:03,302 Aici. 903 01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:05,027 Scuze pentru vas. 904 01:20:05,113 --> 01:20:07,627 Un alt Ming. 905 01:20:09,273 --> 01:20:13,186 Poli�ia, pompierii ? Veni�i imediat, via Valerio 12, c�t mai repede ! 906 01:20:13,313 --> 01:20:16,828 Ajunge cu pompierii, nu ave�i �ncredere �n noi... ! 907 01:20:16,953 --> 01:20:20,611 Comportamentul �sta m� enerveaz�. 908 01:20:22,113 --> 01:20:23,182 Iat�-ne. 909 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,845 Calm calm, fi�i calmi. 910 01:20:27,873 --> 01:20:31,024 - Te rog. - Acoper�-te ! 911 01:20:31,153 --> 01:20:32,552 Te-ai udat �i se vede tot... 912 01:20:34,193 --> 01:20:37,344 Sunt la ultimul focar, am rezolvat totul. 913 01:20:49,273 --> 01:20:51,264 S� mergem... 914 01:20:51,953 --> 01:20:53,850 Pe aici, repede ! Haide�i ! 915 01:20:53,873 --> 01:20:57,104 Primii am fost noi ! 916 01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:04,486 Domnilor, focul a fost domesticit. 917 01:21:04,513 --> 01:21:06,602 Bravo ! 918 01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:09,944 Aici totul pare a fi lini�tit. 919 01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:22,506 Cu asta am terminat, totul e �n regul�... 920 01:21:22,913 --> 01:21:27,065 Se pare c� a ie�it bine... o mic� petrecere, s� zicem... 921 01:21:27,953 --> 01:21:31,229 - La revedere, mul�umim ! - La revedere, Eminen��. 922 01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:32,772 Nu vor s� dea m�na. 923 01:21:32,793 --> 01:21:36,388 La revedere, felicit�ri pentru succesul din... 924 01:21:36,513 --> 01:21:39,027 Felicit�ri �i �ie, a fost extraordinar. 925 01:21:39,153 --> 01:21:41,562 A organizat o petrecere fantastic�. 926 01:21:41,593 --> 01:21:43,663 - Pleci �i tu ? - �ncet, �ncet, da. 927 01:21:43,793 --> 01:21:45,690 - Vrei s� te duc eu ? - Da. 928 01:21:45,713 --> 01:21:48,412 Conduci tu ? 929 01:21:48,953 --> 01:21:52,423 - Toate bune. - O s� v� trimitem o factur� frumoas�. 930 01:22:08,473 --> 01:22:11,646 C�tre toate ma�inile, doi criminali ne-au furat ma�ina ! 931 01:22:11,744 --> 01:22:14,437 Forma�i blocaje. 932 01:22:15,233 --> 01:22:17,952 Aten�ie, aten�ie, la dracu ! 933 01:22:27,393 --> 01:22:28,382 Ne urm�resc ? 934 01:22:31,433 --> 01:22:33,382 Sf�nt� Fecioar� ! 935 01:22:34,393 --> 01:22:35,712 Aten�ie, copilul Iisus ! 936 01:22:44,913 --> 01:22:47,965 Aici e blocat. �napoi. 937 01:22:58,793 --> 01:23:02,229 Scuza�i, trebuie s� cobor�m la prima. 938 01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:03,627 Ne pare r�u... 939 01:23:06,673 --> 01:23:10,507 - Scuza�i, nu am citit ! - Mergem �napoi �i cobor�m. 940 01:23:11,153 --> 01:23:13,902 Permite-�i ! 941 01:23:21,553 --> 01:23:25,665 Aten�ie ! Un alt blocaj. Aten�ie ! 942 01:23:29,253 --> 01:23:30,725 La o parte. 943 01:23:30,793 --> 01:23:34,349 La o parte, fetelor... 944 01:24:25,953 --> 01:24:28,705 Unde e afi�ul nostru ? 945 01:24:28,713 --> 01:24:30,402 Unde e ? 946 01:24:30,433 --> 01:24:32,922 Asta ? 947 01:24:32,953 --> 01:24:35,042 Nu. 948 01:24:35,073 --> 01:24:36,862 E asta ! 949 01:24:36,953 --> 01:24:41,111 - Da ! E asta. - Era asta. 950 01:24:47,953 --> 01:24:50,350 - Ne-au �ters. - Da. 951 01:24:54,353 --> 01:24:55,422 - Haide ! - Hai. 952 01:24:55,633 --> 01:24:58,022 Asta e casa noastr� ! 953 01:24:58,273 --> 01:25:00,250 Afar� de aici. 954 01:25:00,273 --> 01:25:02,265 Noi am fost aici primii. 955 01:25:02,273 --> 01:25:05,345 Asta e singur� cas� care o avem... 956 01:25:05,473 --> 01:25:08,192 Afar� !... 957 01:25:08,221 --> 01:25:10,909 Domni�oar�... ! 958 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,789 Asta e ma�ina, dar ei nu sunt aici. 959 01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:20,632 S�-i c�ut�m, doar nu puteau s� dispar�... 960 01:25:26,353 --> 01:25:29,505 �n sf�r�it, acas�... 961 01:25:30,536 --> 01:25:36,129 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 69961

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