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A soccer ball, basketball, tennis ball, golf ball are all round

A shuttlecock...well...that's a special shape

Legend has it, 2000 years ago this sport called "Badminton"

was passed from the east to India

From India to England

and to the present eventually becoming an Olympic event

Badminton is about speed and the fluctuation of the "Eb" and "Flow"

If one's not careful

the loss of Eb or Flow is the loss of the game

Eb and Flow is the fate of the journey

The key to badminton lies there

As they say "All heroes come from humble beginnings"

Every athlete here

have experienced successes and failures

successes and failures, over and over again

before they get to where they are now

Take for example this athlete

A finely tuned athletic specimen

(Ng Kau Sau)

But...there was a time ago, when this athlete...was

let's say a...fat, lazy, dumb cunt

Hey!

I'm talking to you!

Tell me who sleeps during their work?

Get up!

Get up and work!

Your brother sees you like this he'll be fuming

If I was your mother, I'd whip the shit of you!

Just be on time, you fat, lazy, dumb cunt!

Can you work a little bit faster?

Mother died because you were so pathetic!

Just get out of here!

Deliver the take-away!

Are you that cold?

Mind the time, ya piece of shit!

At her brother's local village restaurant

She is constantly being berated by her big brother

Who would of believed 10 years ago

She was the Queen of badminton winning a total of 7 consecutive titles

Your a beast!

Your a monster!

Just Leave!

Shut up!

Unfortunately she had a violent streak

She berated and totally demoralized her assistant

also injuring her team mate in one of her violent rages

Get up!

Let's just give up then!

If you don't get up, how do you expect us to win?

Furthermore

In her violent outbreak she attacked her opponent with her racket

The Central Badminton Commission issued her a life ban from all competitions

As they say when lucks are misfortunes, you feel like your walking backwards

Ng Kau Sau aka "Beast" Ng, thought she had hit rock bottom

Until she bumped into an old "friend"

Her assistant

The new Badminton Champion!

(champion)

Beast Ng

10 years ago she was the badminton champion! Beast Ng!

It it wasn't for her ruthless and scrupulous training methods

I wouldn't be the current reigning Badminton Champion

She played a large part in this award!

Give her a round of applause!

Your looking good!

You must be training again!

I'm pretty sure your training again

How about this

Just one game!

Play! Play! Play! Play!

Why?

Why is this happening?

You are all fucking cunts!

You are a Beast!

Get away from me!

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

- Don't touch me! - What the fuck are you doing again?

Why are you holding me?

At this moment in time

not even her beloved brother

can understand the pain and anguish she is going through

Fate is unpredictable but the answers always lie within ones self

Just when Beast Ng had given up

all hope on life

She came across a strange phenomenon in the sky

that would change her life forever

This is the evening news

Of recent days the weather has been behaving in an unusual manner

There have been reports of unusual bright lights in the sky

In the New Territories there were reports of

Unidentified Flying Objects zipping through the sky

All reports are speculative at this moment

All citizens are advised to remain calm

Please report all strange activities to the police...

Get me the the police!

Someone wants to kill me!

I'm in...Yuen Long

At the abandon school at the last village

At a place called "One Spirit" Badminton Club

Hello?

Hello?

Help! Help me!

Rackets

are used for sports

please don't...

Help! Help me!

Don't Move

Police!

Drop your weapon!

Ms. Ng

You said you saw a shuttlecock shaped meteorite fall from the sky

Then an alien chased you

to the "One Spirit" Badminton Club

We searched the club but didn't find anything out of the ordinary

We did find out that the school is one of your family's properties

It's owned by your brother Ng Kau Jun and your uncle Ng King Sui

they also rented it out to person called Lau Dan

Didn't they tell you?

How do I know who they rent the place to?

Do you what kind of a person you guys have rented your place to?

He is the infamous cold blooded murderer from 10 years ago...

Lau Dan

Early this morning there was an armed robbery

at a jewellery shop in North Point

5 million in cash and large amounts of gold are missing

On escape the armed men open fired on the police erupting in a shootout

this resulting in severe casualties

Here is a video shot by an eyewitness

showing the situation inside

Gunshots were heard outside

After the press conference, the police released the names of the armed men

Lam Chm

Estimated height of 1.73 meters

slim to medium build, pale skin

He lost his left hand after a confrontation with the police

His hand was blown clean off by a hand grenade

He has now replaced it with a hook attachment

He is mentally unstable with homicidal tendency

(Lam Chm)

Ma Kwun, estimated height of 1.75 meters

robust build

Has partial vision due to a gunshot wound

is emotionally volatile

and extremely violent

(Ma Kwun)

The ring leader Lau Dan

estimated height of 1.78 meters

dark skin

suspected to be linked with multiple armed robberies

He is the mastermind of the group

(Lau Dan)

Sergeant

we found nothing

We've got all their statements

We have to let them go

Lau Dan

Just because you have been released, does not mean you are free!

I will keep on bringing you in if you keep on offending!

Fuck your tits!

What are you doing?

Why are you at the police station?

Stop the ruckus!

Come over and finish of the paperwork

O.k.

Don't be so cocky

I've got my eye on You

Let them go!

What are you doing here?

You homeless bum!

You think that's fashionable?

I'm asking what are you doing here?

Just leave here!

Was it really a meteorite that crashed to earth that night?

Or is Beast Ng just hallucinating?

Is it just a homeless bum or an alien?

Beast Ng had no way of knowing

She only knew right now

the encounter had rekindled a spark deep inside her!

What's up?

Brother

Today I saw something

it looked like a shuttlecock shaped meteorite falling from the sky

it's a sign from above!

I want to play badminton again!

No need to worry

I will arrange everything for you

This Lau Dan

What's he trying to pull off?

Your uncle didn't even ask for my advice

and rented out the school to him

with a formal contract and all

We can't just kick them out!

Pretend to set up a Badminton club

as a cover

The real fact is

They just want to rob our village!

Pretending to be nice to us!

You needn't think to much

It's simple

Go to the school

see what they are up to

If the badminton school is a cover

We call the police!

Run them out of the village!

You know how to play badminton

If anything happens

just tell them you want to join the club

then you can find out if they're for real

When time comes I will find a top pro to help you

It'll be fine!

I don't want to go!

Your the only one?

Just me. Please don't kill me!

Brother Dan!

Here's another one!

Grandma Mui, you're the top pro my brother was talking about?

At my age I don't ask questions anymore

This time you really got us in deep shit!

Brothers!

Weapons!

It's in your jacket pocket Brother Dan

“'8 a gun!

Please, no!

Please don't, please don't

HQ!

Hello?

Hello?

Ah...This hearing aid is playing up...Hello?

Sorry...

As you know we use to work the streets

collected many injuries and wounds along the way!

Come, Let me introduce...

Today

is the Lau Dan Badminton Club recruitment day.

These are our 2 coaches

Kwun and Chm

They are caring and patient instructors

Although

They're is just the 2 of you...

There is us as well!

(aka Suck Nipple Cheung)

I-lo

So today's recruitment day?

Yes it is!

So nice to see you bring so many people to join and support

Welcome! Welcome!

Don't need to welcome us!

I am not here to join the club!

We came here today to have a party

A farewell party for you guys!

I am

the founder of the Fury Club

This place is my Pa's

He might not know who he rented this place to but I do!

You're all a bunch thieves!

Hey!

We were before

now we have moved on from that life!

My house is close to here

You must be here to rob my house

- Brother, how do I address you? - Get the fuck away!

You guys want to fight!?

Hey hey! Stop fighting!

We're all professional athletes here

Bullshit!

You guys know how to play badminton?

Any of you guys know how to play

come out here!

Master

let's forget it

In fact Master is also our coach as well

He once was a legend of the badminton world

They nicknamed him Champion "Flying Devil" Chik

20 years ago he was the top player in the national team

(Master Champion Chik)

You found a drunk for a coach

Finish your puking before you come and play

You really think he can play?

People might be scared of you

But I'm not

Our worst player, please step out!

Alright

We play doubles!

Go

If we lose we can go home earlier

Go!

Let's start!

Go Team!

Let's Go!

Go Team!

Let's Go!

Are you nervous?

You don't have to be

I went from a thief

to being a successful athlete

along the way...

I had to sacrifice a lot of things

to get to where I am now

It wasn't easy

Don't worry

Trust me

we'll settle

Don't return it

Trust me

Ah...left court, left court

This ones mine! I'll take it, I'll take it!

Yeah! Yeah!

You should of blocked that!

We'll settle

I'm fucking bored!

Come on! how about you serve!

Yes!

Boss, are you alright?

Fuck your tits! You playing or you sniping!

Speak! Who are you!

She was the Queen of Hong Kong Badminton 10 years ago!

Ng Kau Sau!

So does that mean she has the right to snipe!

Wahh!!

I have said it before

rackets are used for playing sports!

Better stop brother Dan

or else someone will die!

Stay Calm!

What are you doing?No fighting!

Stop fighting! Stop Fighting! Hey!

Stop Fighting!

Stop fighting! Stop Fighting! Hey!

Have you got all their ID information?

Yes madam!

Who called the police?

I called the police!

Take off your sunglasses!

O.k.

Madam look at this

they ruined my clothes, it smells like shit!

I will sue them until they are locked away!

Huh?

Just stop pretending!

Madam, He bashed in his face!

This has nothing to do with me.

Are you even human?

If I'm not human, what am I

An kitchen exhaust fan?

Madam, please don't trust them!

They're all thieves!

I have 10 upstanding citizens to be eyewitnesses

Everyone please get up for the madams!

Everyone get back down!

Get down! Get down!

You need to get down too!

I can be a witness

we recorded the whole thing

Yeah!

Yeah, everything!

You'll see who started the fight!

You finished? Get down!

- The urn ashes - The urn ashes

- Hurry it up - Brother Dan the urn ashes

What?

The urn ashes

Hey! Thanks a lot guys!

Miss Ng right?

I got to see your brilliance with my own eyes!

It was supreme!

Can you be our coach?

We can join competitions!

Don't joke with me

Hey, you do know about the big tournament!

The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships

There are no age limit, no requirements

anyone's allowed to enter

That's why we formed the team to recruit more elite professionals

so they can bring us to another level!

Hey, If you guys don't even know how to play

It's already over!

You know what I'm saying... of course we're not done!

We've got to tell the people

We are making a fresh start!

Actually which sentence did you hear of mine?

Thank-you so much!

For accepting to be our coach

We are extremely happy!

We will see you tomorrow

say "thank-you coach"

thank-you coach

Thank-you so much!

- See you tomorrow! - Thank you!

- Our luck is beginning to turn -hmm

Arr, really...hey!

How is he?

Where's Kwun?

Has he stop bleeding yet?

It's still gushing

-well that's good - Let's go!

Then...Should we help stop the bleeding?

What? He has diarrhea?

Brother what is this place?

This is your uncle Ng King Sui's ancestral antique house

You said you wanted to play badminton, right?

Just follow me

- Please come in -ok

come in

Suck Nipple Cheung

Ha! It's you?

Come on, give it to him

He's your uncle Ng King Sui's son

Suck Nipple Cheung

He just got back from America, it has been 30 years

Sister

Long time no see

You've grown fatter

come on, let's take a seat

Thank you

-please take a seat -sure, sure

My being and my heart is for Buddha

money

doesn’t matter to me

Just take a look at that dinosaur fossil

25 million dollars US

hey, hey, don't touch that...

That is the fossil of the dinosaur's feces

That must be extremely valuable

Cash doesn’t matter

those foreign bastards looked down on us Chinese

and stole our things

What I hate the most is people looking down on me!

At the moment big corporate companies want to invest into my stadium arenas

I personally

feel that badminton in China will prosper

I will definitely make it into a big industry

to gain back our pride

and beat those foreign bastards

Great!

Good crab boy!

Also we need to deal with those thieves

they also look down on me

everyday they are near Pa's school

they're always eyeing my treasures

I already have a great position for you, sister

since they all listen to you

you should go and coach them

behold

this Buddha statue

you give to them

as a greetings gift

If there is anything suspicious

we'll frame them for stealing from me

and arrest all those motherfuckers!

After we succeed

You will join our team and be our new coach

I'm not going!

They aren't nice people

You see! It's always me again

every single time it's me going

If you're so smart, then why don't you go, always taking advantage of me

Welcome! Welcome!

Please welcome them!

Come over

come, come, we welcome you!

This flag here

was made especially for you

as souvenir

come

please sit!

Tea!

Have some tea, coach!

We're grateful to have you as our coach

The truth is we might look scary on the outside

but we are kind at heart on the inside

right?

We actually have another coach over there

we hope you can work hand in hand with him

so we can reap double the benefits

uh, I also brought some gifts too

just a little something

This is for you

a dried salted duck?

This is for you

this is for you

thank-you

what about the Buddha statue...

oh, right

what is this?

It's black

don't you think it's a little to long?

Why would you want it shorter, men should have it longer!

The Buddha statue

Hey!

I can't see anything

what? you can see your dead mother?

I said I can't see anything!

That's good then!

What are you laughing at you cripple!

It was designed by NASA

It is a high spectral frequency hearing aid

Hello?

Hello? You need to fix it, I can't hear anything

who's there? who's there? come out!

So sorry, I'm really sorry!

Come out now...

Brother Dan!

Are you alright?

His ear's hurting!

What the hell? You screwing with us?

Take your trash back!

Go!

What?

I say go now!

Coffee or tea

Protect the Coach!

Run, run!

Master

Please take it easy on her master!

Coach...Coach!

Run, run!

Coach don't leave

Master no!

Coach!

We really need you!

Coach!

Grandma Mui

Slow down Grandma Mui!

Hurry UP!

Hey! Coach!

Why are you running coach?

Chiu

Brother Crazy dog What are you doing here?

What are you up to lately?

Play badminton

Badminton, I like badminton, give us a call!

Thieves! Don't move! You little thief!

Run, run!

Take it easy! take it easy!

Grandma Mui!

Sister!

Sister, come over here!

Watch me flying kick their testicles onto the floor until they make a popping sound!

Don't fight!

Don't fight! Don't fight!

Don't...

Don't fight!

Don't fight!

Chiu Stop! Stop fighting!

Stop fighting! stop fighting! Stop fighting! Stop fighting!

Stop!

There's a misunderstanding...

A misunderstanding?

I just saw a couple of people sneaking around my backyard

when I came chasing out they were already starting to flee!

I always knew it was you guys!

I just saw you have a meeting with other people!

We didn't meet up with anyone

If we have done anything wrong...

I brought all our weapons to beat the living daylights out of you!

Ping!

Ping!

Nice shot! Good crab!

Brother Dan!

Sor...Sor...Sor...I'm really sorry!

No problem, no problem

No problem?

Beat him up!

Don't fight! don't fight!

Don't fight! don't fight!

This is getting out of control

The police will definitely come and check!

What are you scared of? I have so many eyewitnesses

hey, didn't I already promise

to put the Buddha statue at their place.

By that time you get to arrest them without making the situation any bigger!

Sister

great plan!

I nearly forgot about the Buddha statue!

Fuck your tits!

The heavens will take care of these bastards!

We don't need to argue with these uncivilized bastards

You watch your back!

Let's go!

Brother Dan, are you alright?

Get away!

I told you not to fight!

Remember what we said the day we were released?

The 3 of us would start a fresh!!

You just couldn't help yourself! Just leave!

So does that mean we have to bear it every time?

Just let people beat us and not defend ourselves?

Then count me out!

Just shut the fuck up, you cripple!

Brother Dan!

With how all this turned out.

I feel I am partially responsible

It's not your fault

After a good nights sleep, Brother Dan and Chiu will be alright

The 3 of us met when we were kids

We had nothing!

We had no money, no father, no mother

That's why we promised ourselves never to be bullied!

Brother Dan was the best fighter

the most aggressive

that's why if he ask me to steal, I steal

afterwards, he met Master during his time in prison

Master used to be on the national team

just don't know how and when

he managed to drink himself into he's current state

Master would always say to Brother Dan

To master badminton you must overcome adversity at the critical moment

Never give up!

Never be afraid of how much you're down by

at that moment

you start to fight back!

Turn Eb into Flow, defeat into victory!

The funny thing is

he could never achieve it

The truth is, none of us can do it

Chiu!

Come and have a beer

hey, Brother Crazy Dog

How could you just take off and leave like that?

Sorry about just now

getting you beat up

Yeah, you use to cover for me

Chiu!

Wasn't the old times much better

we had the courage, the strength

we could do everything

hey...

Now the world has changed so much

you see

even I'm giving up smoking

Now, when I have good jobs I always share it with the brothers

First of all

we need to work those villages

and get some cash

afterwards we head over to Macau

and go for a big one!

We can't do it without you!

Come OH

let's drink!

Hey, sister

you need to use the toilet?

I'm giving this back to you!

That means your not helping out?

They really just want to play badminton!

Stop harassing them!

You don't even know how to play badminton

I don't know how?

Stop looking down on me!

You're the one that looks down on other people!

You weren't saying

that before when you ask me to release them

I don't know how to play...

I'm way better than you!

I'll use heavy resources to find a way superior coach than you to coach me!

Ping!

I'm so angry! Go to the rooftop and shoot an airplane down for me!

I misunderstood you guys before

starting from today, I have officially decided to be your coach

Here is your hearing aid

Here are your glasses

This time they should work perfectly

What about me?

I told you to sleep earlier last night, just getting up now!

Sorry, Brother Dan

You get one as well

your new hand

Let's start training!

Follow me!

Hurry UP!

Whoa, that grandma can run so fast!

A grandma that can run fast

means more creases in the arse!

Huh?

I will explain to you the machinations through the bi-lateral rotational theory...

M2 represents the weight of the shuttlecock

V2 refers to the initial speed of the shuttlecock

2

1

it's ready!

Coach! come and eat some hotpot!

Are you serious, I'm trying to teach you badminton and you guys are having hotpot

Quiet!

I hear the sound of knives

Who's is it?

Come out!

Good morning class

Good morning class

Stay behind the yellow line

But

today

is a good day to change

Come here

Over here

You

You

cut it!

Come OH

I said cut it!

I said cut it!

Not like this!

I have a dream

This world is already full of troublesome

potassium, too many condom

tourism, pendulum

and aluminium

Let me show you why

Normally you think my theories are hard to understand

The way Master put it

is to incorporate my theories and your understanding

What master is saying is use your shoulder to lead your elbow

your elbow to lead your wrist into the full swing

Move away you stupid cripple!

If you don't cut it, I will!

Now I'm not going to out the pork, I'm going to out you!

-I'm going to cut you! -alright! alright!

If you guys don't cut it, Let me do it!

Give it here

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

stupid...

Come on let's do it together

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

That's it! "bi-lateral rotational theory"!

Shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

come, eat some more!

It's good food!

Shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

shoulder to lead your elbow

elbow to lead your wrist

Really appreciate the effort coach

What do you think? The guys weren't too bad?

Honestly, you guys have next to no basic skills

none of you guys can play

starting from the basics

it will take to long to achieve

that bad

Why did you like badminton?

Why did you choose something

that you weren't that good at?

Then why do you start playing again?

L...I've got my reason

One time I saw a meteorite fall from the sky

it was shaped like a shuttlecock

Then an alien chased me until I got to your club

Then I met you guys

I think it's a sign from above

that I need to start playing again

A homeless bum as an alien, totally irrelevant

Whether it's a meteorite or an alien it doesn’t matter

It's just a reason so you can

do what you like to do again

whatever path you take

You don't need a reason

When people

get to a certain juncture in their life

they will need to change

I believe

if your not good at something and the more people that laugh at you

the more you have to do it

Brother Dan

Drink it...

Hey!

Leave Master alone!

Finding a drunk as your coach is not the brightest idea

sister

I spent a fortune to get this professional coach

don't know if you know him?

Your old teammate, whose career you ended

He is my coach now

Long time no see

Today I have come to challenge you

If you can beat me, I'll let him go

If you don't know how to play, why don't you just ask him

how are we supposed to play in this wind condition?

For today I specially made a steel shuttlecock

so I can train my smashing power!

I will take revenge for last time

shit

didn't get your face

teach you not to look down on me

I challenge you to a showdown

one month later

The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships

my reward

is beating you dumb cunts

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why the fuck are you sleeping here?

What happens if a small child falls over you?

Wah! what the fuck did you eat?

Wai! stop it!

Your still puking!

Have you finished puking yet?

Fuck your tits!

Fuck your tits!

You've puked all over me!

Are you fucking serious

Go, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Stop right there!

What now?

What do you want? What do you think your doing?

Stop

arrrgh!

Got a spark?

No!

How can a person live life without a spark?

I do

What time is it?

- What time is it? - Six

Six o'clock!

Six...

You motherfucker you stole my cigarettes!

Hold back!

'We go! -Why?

When I say go, We go!

He's is a legend, you won't be able to beat him!

Ping is going to have a hell of time washing this out, hope she don't resign

He's speaking Chinese again, is he back?

He should be

that was a long sleep!

You are right

it is time to change

Starting from tomorrow

I will be your coach!

As they say

A pig's vagina is still meat!

Every single one of you

are all born with a special talent

It's just that you don't realise it!

I

Master Champion Chik

today I will first clear all your chakras

by inviting the 19 districts

The Four Feathers!

To challenge you

New Territories West!

Lei Muk Shu!

Lam Tin!

Tuen Mun!

We are the...

Four Feathers!

Good! good! good!

Arrgh! I'm just a grandma

As they say if you want to see more things

you go up 1 floor

Now we've gone up 2 floors

must be even better

What you need these for?

Out of all the students,

your the least coordinated

How about this...

don't play--

blind and crippled

I need to train you to be he's eyes

every time there is a full moon

On the roof top over there an old women

will come out naked to get some moon rays

also getting moon rays for her abalone

let me teach you a technique

The blinded hero invisible shuttle technique

You help me keep an eye on her

every full moon, check to see if her abalone is darker

and it's grade

When I said don't play I mean for you to work out the tactical strategies

at a unexpected moment

while defending staunchly surprise them by attacking, turning the Eb into Flow

just imagine the shuttlecock has grown to an enormous size

In front of the net and is slowly rising

uncontrollable, rolling around on it's axis

then you get the shuttle and with all your strength...push!

And stuff it into you opponents face

smash it until it's buried into the ground

when the shuttle rises you smash it

This is called Rising Shuttle Buried Cock

Why are you training everyone

but not me?

You're badminton is fine.

Eating junk food again

you'll die of obesity

Why did you stop me from beating the drunk?

20 years ago

He was a legend of badminton

the irrepressible Master Champion Chik

At that time he was ranked no. 5 in the National Team

With him coaching

victory may not be that easy

We need to start the intense part of the training

when advancing you can attack

when retreating you must defend

when the water reach the gates

keep on pushing through

When you have cleared your mind and body

all turmoil will disappear

Amitabha Buddha

Master

the old lady

the abalone has 6 heads, 6 heads!

Keep it UP

faster

keep your core, clench your arse!

Reignite the fire within

and it will feel like a poisonous serpent rising from the ocean's depth

Control it

Don't let it control you

As they say if you plant a melon you get a melon, you plant

beans you get beans

If you keep eating the candy I will smack your arse

Dan's team wins!

Is it you coach?

Yeah

Tired?

I know

It's been hard work for you

appreciate it

but

sweating it all out

and using all your energy

I know we haven't progressed to much

but

compared to my past

I feel more

grounded as a person

yeah

you are more grounded

you guys have even improved as well

yeah

For me I can't reach 1/3 of the standard I was at 10 years ago

I've wasted most of my life

No matter how many waves

No matter the wind, snow and rain

No matter the endless battle

Take a hold of my hands, stand tall, I will get to where you are

Listen to me

I do have a plan

Next week we go to Macau

You're here

Brian is here

we have our insider and our outsider

we can't do this without you!

I told you we'd wait for you!

Speed

Passion

A sport that is incomparable

Badminton,

A tournament so incomparable and so unrivaled

The first ever

Asia - Pacific

The Fantastic 5 Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships

TV Tournament!

Follow your dreams

and you can conquer the world

Master

the game is tomorrow

why are we here today

The producer of the tournament called and

said our team was really strong

and specially arranged some interviews for us

also he invited us to dinner tonight

Why don't we catch a taxi?

Taxi?

You can get a taxi in Macau?

Then pigs can fly backwards on Sundays

Grandma Mui

I need to step away and do something

it'll be alright, just tell them you don't know where I am

Don't make me lose face!

- Hi -keep your cool

I am the producer and host of The Fantastic 5 Badminton Championships

- Benny - Master Champion Chik

Nice to meet you...

Former National Team player

also a Vietnamese Badminton Team

representative's special guest coach's assistant

You must be Mr. Lau Dan

- Nice to meet you... - Nice to meet you...

The previous Soviet Union rocket base

We've visited there before

Actually we have all your backgrounds

I've gone through them all

After being released from prison

you all later become professional athletes

You guys are the good feel story our program needs

During the Bin Laden Operation

We also trained the Navy Seals...

to play badminton

Oh...I've heard that one before

everyone please take a seat

Today is actually quite simple

All we want you guys to do is relax a bit before the tournament

Both President Kennedy and President Nixon have been to my house

Oh, is that so...

come...come...grab a drink...cheers

cheers...cheers

cheers...come...cheers

I don't drink.

Maybe you guys shouldn't drink either.

Keung...Cheung

Bring Champion Chik into the room for a private interview...

Got it, got it!

This way please...

Please help yourself, please...

cheers...cheers

Where did you go just now?

I just saw some good rackets

I thought I'd go buy them for you guys

Miss.Ng

I have been watching you play ever since I was young

Seeing you two together

made me think of those passionate stories about life struggles

It gave me an idea!

Why don't we add a little extra to the interview...

Why don't we have you guys holding your rackets and dance

to show the spirit of your indomitable partnership

Dancing?

Dancing!

Come on, let's dance!

Dance!

Why didn't the guy kiss her back?

Brother Dan

Like you said before...

You didn't know why

You would

decide to play badminton

SO...

I don't know why I would...

you know...

what about you...

do you feel...you know...

What are you doing?

It's nothing...

we shoot it first but we will edit it out later

shooting nothing?

We are here to play badminton

hey, so what now?

I just want to play badminton!

Hello?

Brother

I'm in Macau

I know...

I saw the commercial

Tomorrow

give it your best

I don't want to play

o.k.

If you don't want to play then come back home

Why aren't you mad at me?

Before you never

wanted to do anything

just sitting around like a bag of shit

like a corpse rotting in the ground

isn't it better now?

You've changed

Whatever you do I will always support you

If you don't want to play

just come home...

I'll wait for you for dinner

If you want to play

I'll grab a stool

and sit in the front row

and watch you play

Good?

This time you decide

You don't need to think so much

if you play

Play for yourself

Charge!

Charge!

We'd like to report in

What's the name?

Lau Dan One Spirit Club

- So is your full team here? -what's wrong...

Yeah, we're missing one

but we can handle it

I'm sorry

but the rules stipulate you need your full team before I allow you in

miss...miss

our team member is on the way

hey, I am very close with your producer...

we're the top seeded team in this tournament

look, I'm not involved in the tv production side

My job is to do registration

If not all your team members are here, then I can't let you in.

What are you saying?

You only responsible for the registration?

Eh! calm down!

- Wait your full team -so what does that mean,

this is ridiculous!

There's me as well

Welcome to the first ever Asia-Pacific Fantastic 5

Badminton Championships

Let me first introduce the rules

The Fantastic 5

is a five match sudden death playoff

Each team selects 2 players

to play in a doubles format

The first team to 'll points initiates the player change

all teams are expected to change players

until one of the teams

reach 21 points to become the champions!

Alright!

Please give a big round of applause!

For the Fantastic 5 Badminton Championship. Let the games begin

stop work! No more work!

Sister is playing!

Come over!

Everybody

Today we tell the world

Why we are different!

Let's not worry about it! Charge!

Kill!

You have been surrounded!

Put down the weapons!

Put down the weapons! Put down the weapons!

Put down the weapons!

Don't move! don't move!

Put down the weapons! Put down the weapons!

Lau Dan

you thieves and now you want to play badminton...

You must love prison food!

Arrest them! arrest them! arrest them!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Benny!

I am Lancy

We got them! We got them!

Ladies and gentlemen

we have Lau Dan and his cohorts under house arrest!

Definitely a fragile time for them at this moment

the truth will always prevail!

Fuck your tits!

Always framing the innocent!

You use to be like that!

How was I supposed to know back then?

Hope you liked our opening,

warming up to the main event!

We know Lau Dan One Spirit Club are good sports and have a sense of fun!

It's time to get your rackets

and get on the court, Lau Dan One Spirit Club!

Here we go! Here we go!

Let's give a round of applause to

Lau Dan One Spirit Club!

And on your side who would their opponent be?

They are the Police League

can we give them a round of applause!

Police League! Police League! Police League!

And our 3rd main event competitor for tonight is

led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung

Fury Team!

They are also our biggest sponsor for tonight!

Let's give them a loud round of applause!

Incredible!

They are definitely an impressive collection of badminton's elite

this will be an epic sudden death playoff!

Let's not waste anymore time!

Let's play!

Let's play!

When there is darkness, there is light!

Where there is righteousness, there is the Police League!

Will immediately play the core of darkness

Lau Dan One Spirit Club

This will an epic live battle to the death!

Go Police League

Go home you loser!

Invalid serve

She's not that good!

Do you need to change tactics?

Keep hitting it to her!

O.k.

Stay focused!

Slow down your breathing!

Believe in yourself

Shut everything out!

Just give up! I'll kill you!

Have you jeered enough!

It's not even your turn to play, calm down

Calm down!

Why are you so calm?

I didn't turn it on!

With all that jeering how do we play?

Let me do it! I'll play!

Don't be distracted!

Put it on!

Hurry up! your wasting our time!

What time is it?

I have a sauna appointment!

Nice shot!

Dan is able to calm Beast Ng

therefore controlling the tempo

If Beast Ng can show her talents

the game is ours!

Good shot!

Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Nice one! Good shot!

That's it!

That's that's how you play!

Trust yourself!

Now bring what you learnt at training and bring it to the big stage!

Turn jeers into cheers!

Louder!

Do you guys know how to play?

We supported you guys for so long!

Why don't you go eat shit!

She's on!

This result is unbelievable!

Lau Dan One Spirit Club reached 'll points first!

Now according to the game rules

Each team has to change it's players!

Don't be so cocky, we're not finished yet!

Prepare to go down!

That side blind man!

What? even the blind play now!

Put on your glasses first, it would be much easier!

What you laughing at?

Better play well!

Don't drag me down!

What is up with this?

One guy is blind!

One guy is crippled!

Hey! Help him pick up the shuttle!

Are we playing?

Come on!

Why is he closing his eyes?

Master

Secret

it actually works!

Kwun closes his eyes

purposely to distract the opponent

and to mask he's next move

Chiu has his eyes wide open

So he can secretly scan and control the court

these are the diversionary tactics

This is our secret!

Good!

Good!

This is the chemistry you get from these 2 losers!

My shoelace

oh

be really quick

thanks

(Brother Crazy Dog: Chiu are you there yet?)

(Brother Crazy Dog: Everything is set! Hurry up!)

We won!

Let's take a photo! Let's take a photo!

They won! They won! They won!

Sister your so incredible!

After a round of exciting matches

Fury Team led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung

Are sitting as the main favorites

without losing a single match

and should cruise to the finals

Screw the tournament, just get it over with

We're in Macao, I want a "happy ending "tonight

Ping, take a rest, I'm getting a "happy ending" tonight

On the other side

Lau Dan One Spirit Club is also flying through!

They have won 3 games in a row!

One more game and they make the finals!

Amazing!

The winner is Lau Dan One Spirit Club

Congratulations! Lau Dan One Spirit Club!

Lau Dan One Spirit Club you get to advance!

Aiyah! it's starting!

It's starting

Ping! Ping!

Put down the bottles

o.k.

Big news! Big news!

This time it's real Big News!

We received special news

that Our main sponsor and our main event team's leader

Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung

Has had something big happen at his house!

How big?

You take a look!

Ladies and gentleman

This is Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung

On my to the tournament

my home was robbed

they stole a large amount of my fortune

the suspects

are in this stadium

The following clip

is recorded by my godmother Ping

in this video you can clearly see Lau Dan

Lam Chiu, Ma Kwun, these 3 people

are always in my backyard

sneaking around

We also found a stack of photos of a gold shop in Macau

They claim to be here to purely play badminton

When in fact it's a cover, so they can rob us!

I've already reported the situation to the police

but before they are arrested

I will use my racket

to bring justice down on these thieves!

This time we have 2 real nemesis

real arch enemies

Today’s tournament

is promising to be an epic battle

I told you guys you were thieves!

Wait till I finish this tournament

once I get the evidence I will get you all arrested

You better have some evidence

You came to Macau

to do a big heist with Brother Crazy Dog

What are you talking about?

I saw it with my own eyes, he called your phone

Also

Last time when the village had a robbery

We got beaten

because of you

You've always kept in touch with him

You shouldn't play badminton

You should just go back to stealing

We've been brothers for over 20 years

-and you still don't believe me - I believe you

Go back to stealing

When I first started stealing, your the one who taught me

When I started playing badminton it is because you said to

Why do we do this?

Because we support you!

You tell me to go steal!

Sure! I'll go steal!

Chiu!

You enroll us into these circus shows

making us be on camera and acting like a clown!

You think this is really fun?

Your being laughed at, your being jeered!

You ask him!

You ask him if he wanted to do this

You've said enough already!

Where are you going?

I am going to steal!

Brother Dan

Do you know how long it took Chiu and I to learn the secret tactic?

We don't know what we like or don't like!

But we want to change!

The truth, Brother Crazy Dog looked for me as well

At this moment time you can't break the team

Finally we get to the main final!

Presenting Lau Dan One Spirit Club

and Fury Team

Give them a big round of applause

Fury Team

Please

Lau Dan One Spirit Club

Brother Dan and the boys haven't come back yet

Don't worry, just keep playing

just like normal, give it your all!

One look at us and you know we have nobody left

I'll take care of it! Just get out there!

Keep it together!

You Sloth

Ping!

Go for it

First time in Macau?

No

First time for me

'Really? 'yeah

- I've noticed a problem already - What?

You can never get a taxi in this town!

I mean, none

I was standing in front of a hotel for 15 hours

Literally 15 hours, no taxis

I mean you can get a hooker

hookers are everywhere

They look like they're discussing their tactical plan

What should we do?

Let's take it one point at a time

oh...

come, come, come

When Dan's not playing they've fallen to pieces!

Let me smash this!

OWW!

It really hurts!

Owww!, it really really hurts!

Grandma Mui, are you alright?

Hey! stop pretending

I was aiming to hit outside the box!

You don't need to cover it, it's fine

what's wrong?

Where did he hit you? Where does it hurt?

Wow! what happened?

You're not having a period are you?

If you're having your period , you should": come and play

but

at your age

don't see any signs of menopause

get some rest and use some pads!

I shouldn't of hit it there so early!

You said you will hit it inside the box

I wasn't meant to hit it there

but the box is so big!

So what do we do now?

What do we do?

Ehh!

I guess it's time I go out there...

I, Champion Chik

went from no.1 on the National Team

to no. 3

no. 5

then went into prison

These last few years

stealing, conning, robbing

pillaging

burning and murdering

assaulting

raping

gang raping

sodomizing

pre-meditated raping

drug raping

I have thought of doing

but for what?

Because I gave up on myself!

So I can punish and torture myself

and to prove I don't love badminton anymore!

And badminton doesn't love me!

But I saw you guys so determined

something reignited the spark within me!

Allow me to use my being

to become a great wall to protect and defend you all!

And tell the whole world

Champion Chik is not a loser!

It was I who invented badminton

as well as baseball

Fuck your tits! you dumb cunt!

How you going to play in you slippers?

You can't wear slippers to play?

No!

Here's a present

dumb cunt

he didn't have to throw it so far

he must be a little crazy

Don't be afraid!

We'll crush him

Let's get revenge for grandma's broken "beep beep"

He bored me so much it made me want to cry

Who is he anyway?

Champion Chik was the National Team's no.1 Great Human Wall

to get a point of him

is going to be a struggle

Today I really feel like challenging him!

Do you have a spark?

You can't smoke here!

You can't live life without a spark!

Champion Chik

Former National Team player

A disciple, Wong Loong Wai

Former lifeguard department Chinese cuisine division representative

go back to your side!

- I said go back to your side! -It is my pleasure

On Saturdays we have 20% discount

On Sundays we have 5% discount

What are you doing?

He's incredible!

Master! Could you not do that?

I told you once a thief, always a thief!

He's a natural!

Come on!

See! I told you we would have all the talent here!

To take down 3 casinos in unison!

I want to see how many police it will take to handle us!

Take a seat wherever you like!

I came here to tell you

I am not coming with you on the job!

Don't look for me again!

Hey!

Been brothers for a long time

your not really saying that?

I am not brothers with you!

If you look for me again, I'll call the police!

What are saying!

Has playing badminton turned you delirious?

Call the police!

What do you think you are the police hotline!

You know where our hideout is!

You know our entire plan!

Haa! going to to call the police?

How are you going to get away?

If I couldn't get away

Would you think I would come?

Champion Chik's defense is almost non-existent

a wet tissue would even be stronger!

Any more barrages and Beast Ng will not be able to withstand this onslaught!

Whao!

Unbelievable, a master stroke

what strategy!

Today we get to witness the legendary Champion Chik!

This is mind blowing!

Great Shot!

Whao! He's one of ours!

90!

Go! get out there!

Whao!

He's got a gas tank!

Careful!

No gunfire!

No gunfire!

It will explode!

What's so funny?

What are you laughing about?

What are you laughing about?

Hold your fire!

Hold your fire!

No gunfire!

Get out!

I told you I have nothing to do with him!

That's why I came to get you back to play badminton!

Champion Chik is the Great Human Wall!

With Champion Chik's defense and Beast Ng's constant attack

they are clawing they're way back 1 point at a time!

This is an epic struggle!

Nice shot!

FULL STRIKE!

Yours!

Yes

Am I hard enough

the Great Wall

Hard!

Ohhh...

they used body doubles!

They do look professional...

hey! hey! hey!

How can I help you?

You dead corpse rotting in the ground, get away!

Is it when they get to 11 points, they need to change players

If they don't, they will be disqualified right?

You're right! when they reach 'll points there will be flashing lights

that turns white

if by then they haven't changed players, they are disqualified!!

Good!

Good crab boy!

What does "good crab boy" mean?

How the hell should I know?

Move!

You don't think, you're just going to walk out of here!

You can see how many of us are here!

A gas tank!

We'll still beat you without our guns

breaking news, Lau Dan is missing form the the arena!

Just one more point and the teams need to change players

If Lau Dan does not get back in time and make the change

they will have to forfeit the match!

Wow! Do you think

he can come back in time?

Let's sit back

Let them serve

We don't return serve Let them win!

And we're champions without raising a racket!

No!

We are professional athletes!

We have the spirit of a true sportsman!

If you want to use these types of tactics to win

then why the fuck did you ask me to train you

For what? What the hell for?

Your right?

I hate people looking down on me!

I will win with pride and honour

Bring it on!

Yes! Yes!

You have witnessed the mark of a true sportsman

for sure, for sure!

We all hope Lau Dan can make it back in time!

Go!

It's a sign from above!

I want to play badminton again!

All I want to do is play badminton

When we were released what did we say

We have to start a fresh!

Brother Dan

Brother Dan

This is the last time

(No matter how many waves)

(No matter the wind, snow and rain)

(No matter the endless battle)

Why did you like badminton?

Why did you choose something

that you weren't good at?

Then why did you start playing badminton again?

(Make your every desire come true)

I was a big thief

that became a professional athlete

along the way

there definitely a lot of sacrifices

(Take a hold of my hands, stand tall,)

Master always said to Brother Dan

From this moment on

Fight back! Fight back!

Turn Eb into Flow!

(to give your path light.)

When I first started stealing, your the one who taught me

I started playing badminton because you said to

Why do we do this?

Because we support you!

(Fight off everything that blocks you)

Allow me to use my being

to become a great wall to protect and defend you all!

And tell the whole world

Champion Chik is not a loser!

(I give them to you)

if your not good at something

and the more people that laugh at you

the more you have to do it

(Take a hold of my hands, stand tall,)

(and burn bright and strong)

(Keep my love burning bright,)

(to give your path light)

(I will clear the pathway)

(Fight off everything that blocks you)

(Sacrifice all of my love and pain)

(I give them to you)

Oh...Shit!

Aiyah!

The arena lights are flashing!

If Lau Dan can not get back in time

and make the change

Fury Team

will win the Championship

What the hell?

What the hell is happening?

How the hell can they be disqualified?

I ask you!

Fuck your tits

I'm going to call them and make a complaint! I need to make a complaint!

Get away!

I'm so sorry!

Even though you got here

The time has run out!

You guys have already lost!

Congratulations!

Congratulations! congratulations!

You have done it! You are the Champions!

Congratulations, To the Champions!

Congratulations! congratulations!

Tonight our Champions are

Fury Team!

Lau Dan One Spirit Club

We're really sorry!

Go home...

This is Benny again!

And Lancy

Wasn't tonight's tournament absolutely incredible?

It was absolutely amazing! I really didn't want it to end...

we can't do anything about that.

Because the The Fantastic 5

Asia-Pacific Badminton Championships

Has finally come to a end! What an epic night!

Tonight's tournament was full of drama

twists and turns, unpredictable outcomes

But

Where there are Losers, there are winners!

Let us introduce to you 2005

Mens Singles China Badminton Champion

Bao Chun lai

We also have 2009 Women's world no.1

Badminton Queen Wang Lin!

Please give them a warm ovation!

World class athletes!

Incredible! Incredible!

And now for our champions of tonight

Led by Justice of Peace Ng Kau Cheung

Fury Team!

Whoo! please give them a round of applause!

Let's invite

World champion Bao Chun Lai will present the trophy to our champions of tonight

Wow! This is such a big moment

incredible! just incredible!

Wow! amazing!

Let's interview the champions about how they saw the night!

I wonder how they are feeling at this moment?

You talk...

Let's get a few words from the coach then

It's a happy feeling...

Thanks so much coach! ah...ah...ah

Ping

I always thought I was a champion...

so people wouldn't look down on me again...

in hindsight...

I feel there's not much difference

Sh!

So what?

Training so hard...

sweating, toiling, hurting

but I feel so grounded

just can't explain why...

you have grown up.

Ping

thank you so much!

A miracle

ls what happened to these athletes

Miracles do happen!

When will it be yours?

Ladies and Gentlemen

$69 you again!

Hey Champion Chik

- Champion Chik! -who?

Long time no see

he is the one I've been talking about

the top player in the national team

my pleasure to meet you

he can't live without badminton

he even says badminton was invented by him

nah nah

I saw your game

not bad

wanna...

have one game?

Play with National Team?

-let's play -good!

Change

you sure?

good!

90!

In the last century, in the year 1870

the summer

My ancestor

General Chik Kai Kwong

and my great great grandma

Jaime Chik

Broke tradition

and collaborated

on a Large Scale

Outdoor

theatrical, musical and dance episode

The Electric 3D Swan Lake in technicolor

I was so honoured to be a part of the musical

My role in the play was to play an electron

although my role may seemed insignificant

My influence was far reaching

Unfortunately

because of the bad weather

The observatory announced

all outdoor activities were canceled

Even though this incident in history

is insignificant

It traumatized

and mentally scarred me

therefore I feel that all people

deserve to have some kind of normal leisure activities

I feel I have to express...l invented...

Badminton