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(You Are Ma Boy)

(Episode 1 It’s nothing)

Oh my god, it's so cute

I'm so tired, let me rest a little

No rest... The most important thing now is.....

Just asking for a signature

Who are you? Do you come to participate in signature meeting?

All right

It's over. Go home!

I just arrived

Can't you see? The singer is inside, only I'm here

Let me introduce, I'm both the singer's assisitant

and best friend

Uhm....Hey, uncle

Hmmmmm

Brother

Yeah... Hey brother

Let me in to ask for a signature for a bit, then we come out immediately, please

No way. Another time! Ok?

Sympathize, please.

My friend is very sick

He must be hospitalized for surgery tomorrow

But he loves this singer very much

You let me in to ask for signature as a gift for him

You let us in, just ask for an autograph

Let him pleased in the operating room

When did I get sick?

It's not you

I told your friend

It's you, are you sick?

You ah. What is our friend differrent?

Brother..My friend, our friend is very sick, please

Saving a human life is better than making a pagoda with 7 buildings

No way

Let 2 kids in and if something happened, your rice bowl spilled

I will scoop up

She does

Please

No. Hey brother

Comming soon next time

Now go home

But......Brother...Brother

How now?

I don't know

Let's ask my knee

How now?

It's so funny

Why don't you approach him but I?

Are you stupid?

Can't you see his switching eye for you?

Lookly, I know he have something with you.

If I go, everything will break

Do you understand?

Don't shake your head

He'll on the flight tomorrow

If you don't hurry, you'll not catch up

I know

I will go now, ok?

oh my God

Aren't you go home yet?

Not yet

What's it?

Ah.. I.... I think it's the gift for you, I see your name inside

Let's open it

I see much paper and numbers

Who sent it?

I don't know

Oh. Why have noone here?

Number 6. Continuing to open paper, please

Continue to open, brother. Continue...

Number 9. Continuing to open, please

All right, 69. Great!

Ah.... no. I mean continuing to open,brother.

There... there is...

What's this?

Yeah... I think

it's phonenumber

Yeah... Enough 10 numbers, you can find the person who gave you gifts

Continue, brother

His clothes are still here

Don't say that there is nothing on his body

Ehhh. Where do you go?

Go there.

I don't take this gift

Uhh... No. I gave it

You....you... calm down

Listen to me. I don't perverted and not a paparazzi

I swear, I guarantee

What are you going to do?

Hey Nam. Are you there?

Don't say I'm here

You die...

Please... considered as this time I owe you

I begged you

I will do everything you want

Uhm

Ohh. I just finished showering, come later please

Are you shy?

Boys together, nothing to hesitate

But wait a minute, I haven't dressed

Are you hungry?

Yes

What do you want to eat?

Uhhh.... I... anything

Why do you so easy to raise?

Cute!

Let me order pizza, the most favourite food of you

Ok

Uhm.....Remember to dress carefully

Be careful with paparazzi!

Yeah. I remembered.

Come on. I'm hungry. Hurry, hurry

Obviously, I know it's yours

Why do you know?

You kept staring at me before.

So I know you gave it for me

Oh? It isn't...

I.... I like you?

Yeah.

Ohhhhhh.... Such a big wrong!

I think you have a comedian aura so I just look at you

Hey .. Doing sales livestream is ok

You're so excessive

Do you know

how much effort I put into this?

You must think of others

I gave up my face-saving

on doing this and you even treat me like that

Don't go there

I bite my tongue to die

You stand there for me

I'm sorry

Ahhhhh..... My heart is so hurt

You aren't my fan

Of course

What do you here for?

Please give me your signature

You're not my fan

What do you take my signature for?

Auction sale?

My friend is your fan

but he's busy today

I will give your signature for him

because he will flight to abroad tomorrow

Do you think I believe you?

You think I lied to me to make diamonds or rice?

Then I'll tell lie

But your signature is his motivation to study abroad

Sign for me, please

No

Well, if you don't give me your signature, that's fine

I will post directly this semi-nude photo of you online

At that time, your fans will be feverish

Turn off

Not turn off

You

What

At that time, your fans will come here crowded

You rightly must say thanks to me

Do you sign?

Yeah, I sign

Is it good to be obedient in the first time.

Ok, turn off.

Yours

Beautiful signature

I go home, bye bye

Delete the clip

Ah... 1 percent of battery cannot do anything

You're so lucky. Give me my phone, I go home

Anyway, thanks for your signature

Bye bye

Ehhhh

Give it back

So huge, so big ...

keep it on your own

I am not a muse

I wonder what's interesting about him

but why everyone likes that

I really like Nhat Nam

And I prepare to be a singer like Nhat Nam

I will debut myself

make new album and single

I'm your friend,

so I support you 100 percent

With this appearance and voice

becoming a singer is ok

That's right

But, it's too low for you to touch

I know

I must choose higher things

Exactly

Hiphop?

No

R&B

Nope

Uhhhh..... Opera

Nope

Chamber music. Nope

No lyrics music

You crap so you can't find a husband

Hey, what do you say?

It's too right

If this face isn't girly, it's so regret

You must dig deep into the soul to find what you want

Seemly, our boss...ehhhh....

Stop it. If every woman like you, men in this world love each other

Oh.... You accepted

If not, we also have to suffer

Yeah, right

Maybe you can find your life's man

So crazy

Not wrong

Let's find out your own life's man

- Why did you arrive so quickly?

- No, I'm in transit place now, but suddenly I remembered something need to say!

Can you take care of Nhat Nam for me?

What's wrong with you?

I have no relationship to take care of him

Khanh and him are only in fan and idol relationship

I'm not a muse and you are still not musician

Oh my god, I can be the heroine of love

Nam. Haizza...

Unluckily, I must be an extra women for this couple

Not at all

I just saw him running in here

There is noone in this store?

Hello hello

Hello, we're Cao cafe

My husband, my husband. ohhhh.....

Hmmmmmm... I'm hurt

Do you see Nam running in here?

Yes... No. Oops?

See or not finally?

See or not?

No

Actually, yes,

She is inside before so she don't know

Ah... Where is Nhat Nam?

Let me meet him

Order first, I'll say

Come in drink store, you must order

This isn't finding children center.

Order, my friend

You are tired because of running

Run of money

You're stupid. Remove shrimp to catch shrimp

Order 5 glasses of drink to catch Nhat Nam, do you understand?

Ha, stay to receive their order

Duong come in to help the plumber a little

Hello... Welcome to Cao cafe

We have peach tea, lemongrass orange, milk, tea... Stop

I want a cup of seeds

Hey you, it's only in the market

I want a cup ice-tea

Yeah, if you drink one of these thing, you will be drink free a cup of ice-tea

How about sugarcane juice?

You can drink it at the beginning of the alley

What are you doing?

Play the train here?

Oh, hurt,

is it forest?

This is my store's warehouse

Ì you don't lilke, go in the yard

Oh... A lot of fans

I also want to be a famous singer once

Don't tease me anymore. Help me get out of this place

Why must I help you?

You owe me before.

I don't owe you at all. Ok? Bye

Why do you remember so long?

Yeah. If you have debt, you must pay, the rights must be claimed

Take off your shirt

Whoever eats you, don't afraid

I went to borrow a plumber's shirt for you to wear, understand?

You must say obviously. Stopp....

Ehhh...wait

I'm sorry... I'm fine

Hey, can you order in this menu?

There is word here.

I lose weight. Give me a cup of Ong Tho milk

No one drink Ong Tho milk when they are losing weigh, please

What must I drink?

Free-sugar lemonjuice.

I want to drink a cup of free-sugar lemon tea

We don't have that drink, neither.

So what do you have?

Do you guys really want to order?

Just give me whatever you want!

Alright. Please wait for a moment.

Why are you staring at the back room?

The secret will be revealed tonight in the River Vlog channel.

Sis, sis! I'm so thirsty!

What were you doing this whole time?

Now, who wants to see Nhat Nam?

Me!! Me!!

Then let's go!

Let's gooo~

Stay in queue, please!

Nam!! My love Nam!!

Why is this Nhat Nam so ugly?

This Nhat Nam is so weird, I can't idolize him anymore.

Sorry honey, but Nam, you're so...

Hey!

I want to give you the signature cake from our store.

If it wasn't for Ha, I wouldn't even give you the cake!

Not in your dream!

I'm sorry. How is your forehead? Is it still hurting?

No, I'm okay. Just leave!

Hey.

What?

You have to give me your phone number first.

So that I can return the clothes after getting home.

I can't just walk away like this. It's no manner.

Well, even if you call me, I can't help you return the clothes.

Nevermind, this is our store's clothes. Just keep them as a memory, alright?

What kind of memory is this?

You're still here?

Troublesome!

Duong!

Hello!

Right on time!

Will you go eat dinner with me?

What's wrong with you?

Oh...So you can't go for the dinner...

I'm totally fine!

Let's go then!

Let's go! Let's go! Hurry up!

I'm about to get free meal!

How about eating snail?

Ha, herself, takes the seat of three people.

Will you sit in the front seat with me?

Yes...

Title: THE BUDDING LOVE OF THE MOST POPULAR VPOP IDOL AND THE COFFEE SHOP'S MANAGER

Hello everyone! Welcome to Ha's River Vlog channel!

In case you don't know about me, let's me introduce myself first!

I'm a very cute, smart, adorable, wealthy human being.

And I'm a delusional person as well!

Today I have one interesting story that I would like to reveal in my vlog..

Let me tell you...

This is a beginning of a love triangle story which is indeed complicated and drama!

Where does it take place?

Right in my workplace!

Oh my gosh!! It's extraordinary!

So do you know who is the main characters of the story?

There are two main characters.

The first one is a very well-known male singer!

Gosh, it still gives me chill now!

And the second character is his fan!

This famous singer falls in love with his fan.

Or the fan falls heads over heels for his idol!

Or maybe the two love each others as well!

But...interesting story always have a twist!

Where is the twist? Here it is!

I have a boss in my work place.

And this boss also falls in love with that fan boy!

Duong!

Yes?

Do you like Western food?

Uhm...No!

So what about Thailand, Chinese, and Korean food?

I only like to eat fried fish ball.

Uhmmm...Maybe Bun Dau Mam Tom and Spicy Beef Noodle Soup as well!

Bun Dau is my No.1 though.

Why do you like Vietnamese foods so much?

Because I'm Vietnamese!

Vietnamese should use products made in Vietnam. It's high-quality Vietnamese goods!

Then come to my house sometimes! I will cook for you.

People say, "It's always better to say too little than too much."

That's why the story will end here!

So if you want to wait for part 2, part 3, or part 4 of the story.

Please follow and subscribe my River Vlog channel. I will tell you more about this.

Now, see ya next time!

Oh my gosh! The clip I posted last time has gained million views!

I'm about to get famous now!

Oh! So I should have my pseudonym!

What should it be now? My original name is Ha...

And I smile a lot, so my pseudonym should be "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"!

So for the next meeting, my name will be "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

How about that? My fans will call at once as "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....!"

Ah?!

Call Nam for me!

Yes.

Hello?

How can you sleep now? Go check my messages!

Just look at this!

Oh Gosh.... Maybe the name "Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu" is more suitable now....

Do you know how many people are affected by what you did?

(The End of First Episode)