Original subtitles

[Be My Cat]

So you finally admit that I'm your master.

What master? Is your brain ruined by the fever?

I heard it anyway.

Have your medicine.

No, It's bitter.

Now it's not bitter, right?

How come

you found the Blue Soul Bead so easily?

It's like someone's behind this.

Doesn't it strike you as odd?

Sister, you mean...

That's impossible.

I saw Shu Hu died with my eyes.

I think there is more to this story.

[Episode 8]

You were moved by Mo Yu Ji's poem.

But you feel sick to hear my poem.

Luo Feng.

Luo Feng.

Stop it.

What's wrong, Young General?

The mountain paths here are steep.

I'm gonna check it out outside.

Okay.

Little Mint.

What's this?

It's for you.

When did you draw this?

Seeing you sit here,

I drew a picture of you.

Although Zi Mo is not here,

I believe he will come for you

to enjoy the beautiful scenery here.

Thank you.

I like it.

Young General.

Did you

go and buy the medicine for Little Mint?

This one

is not easy to deal with.

Who's that?

[Courier Station]

Young General.

Why did you change the carriage just now?

Just as I said.

He is

a moody person.

Doesn't he always change?

Qing Yun,

Let's go.

Stop there.

I'm here, Young General.

Can I help you with anything?

Was my poem not good?

The poem you recited

was insightful

and meaningful.

It's just that

you are from another planet

and not familiar or experienced

with the relationships

between men and women in this world.

But as an old saying goes,

Only by knowing both the enemy and yourself

can you win.

For such a strong opponent as Second Young Master,

we should

accumulate experience first

and then work on our strategy.

How about

you have a study at

at these classic love stories first

and absorb the essence

and learn some techniques?

Where did you get these books?

As Young General's most loyal subordinate,

I have already learned how to

prepare for the unknown.

Young General,

I thought

these books would definitely help you.

So I put it in Little Mint's

shopping list.

See?

It's useful now.

So you mean that

I need to improve my practicing skills.

You must have nothing to do.

Why not read the military books when you are free?

Go and copy the military books

for ten times.

Go.

Okay,

Young General.

I have captured all the butterflies

within five miles.

When I let them out,

you can tell her your feelings in a magnificent way.

Then you can dance together

and fall in love

forever

like a couple of butterflies.

Little Mint will be so moved

by then

and will say yes immediately.

Good.

I will make an exception today and condescend

to give her a magnificent confession.

But

this will never happen again.

She is here.

Hide.

This smelly cat

sent Luo Feng to get me here.

Being so sneaky,

what's he up to?

Why is Second Young Master everywhere?

Pretentious.

No matter in temperament

or in appearance,

you are

better than him.

Let's go.

Let's go over there

and give him a lesson.

What's happening?

Oops.

I

forgot about the sachet.

The butterflies

must have been attracted by his sachet.

Look at Second Young General.

Why would a man

wear a sachet?

I will copy the military books ten thousand times.

You...

Second Young Master.

It's you.

The scenery here in autumn

is so different from that in Tianli State.

So I thought of playing it.

Did it annoy you?

No, no, no.

I liked this tune.

Look,

even the butterflies got attracted.

Isn't this

the Luoxian Zither?

Good sight.

My brother once said

the string sound rhymes

to the beating heart.

I...

Can I touch it?

Of course.

Why did he keep cutting in like this?

I heard that

there is a zither shop in this town

that has a lot of ancient and precious zithers.

If you are interested,

I can go

with you tomorrow.

Ok.

Young General,

why are you here?

I'm

here to enjoy the cool.

Hi.

Second Young Master, you must have been

the god of flower in your previous life.

Why are there so many butterflies?

These butterflies

are attracted

by Second Young Master's tune.

I didn't know

that Second Young Master plays zither.

Looks like I have missed a good show.

I'm flattered by Princess.

Right.

I just

invited Young General

to go to the market tomorrow.

Do you wanna join us?

Thank you for your invitation.

But tomorrow

I will go to the zither shop with Little Mint.

Enjoy yourselves then.

Young General,

let's go there then.

Ok, Princess.

Let's go to the market tomorrow

and shop until we get exhausted.

You are so humorous.

Young General.

This is

my copies of the military books.

Young General,

after recopying the military books,

I had a new idea.

For such a strong opponent as Second Young Master,

we should

take actions

beyond his

expectation and preparation.

He cut in first

and ruined our preparation.

I think there is no need for you

to have mercy on him.

How about

we drug him?

I happen to

have the Coptis Chinensis the master gave me.

Why didn't you take it out sooner?

I have sent people

to capture butterflies within ten miles.

And I've got the sachet ready.

Tomorrow,

you can take the chance

to confess to Little Mint again.

She'll definitely be yours.

No.

I'm gonna do it the other way.

Let me ask you.

Why was the love between Liang Shan Bo and Zhu Ying Tai

incredibly sad

but touching?

That's because there was a

disgusting the-other,

Ma Wen Cai.

It was also because of him

that their love

got to be so

sincere.

Young General.

You are really unique

and surprising.

You can always think of something we can't.

Beneath a red flower, there are always green leaves.

Young General, you are a red flower.

And Second Yong Master

is a green leave.

I have a good idea

to let him

provide a perfect foil for you.

Say it.

With all these year's experience,

I've learned a trick

called "Graft".

Young General,

are you satisfied with my strategies?

You are not that useless.

Dressed as Second Young Master,

you can do some things to annoy Little Mint

so as to destroy his image.

Here you have a Ma Wen Cai.

You are not too stupid.

You have to take care of Princess.

Got it.

Get rid of that pleading face.

No such expression

on my noble face.

Ok.

Why isn't Second Young Master here yet?

It's not like him.

I have to check it out.

Little Mint.

Second Young Master, what happened to your voice?

It was windy last night,

and I got cold.

Then let's just rest at the courier station today

and don't get it worse.

No.

It's uncomfortable to stay in the room.

Come up here, all of you.

I can take ten.

I'm just as excellent as usual.

Is this how you've been training lately?

No good at all.

Hurry up and train yourselves.

Otherwise, you would be the one lying down here.

You hear me?

Is Young General here?

Young General.

What's wrong?

Princess,

I've been on the run these days

and my throat hurts.

How about we just stay at the courier station today?

I'll go out with you another day.

To my surprise,

the Young General who is strong and fit

also feels uncomfortable.

But luckily,

The doctor in this town

has just checked my brother's pulse.

He is still in the courier station.

Thank you, Princess. But I don't think it's necessary.

Actually I...

That's not the solution.

Bing Lan,

get Doctor Wu here.

Yes, Princess.

Are these for human beings?

Doctor Wu,

give Young General a good check.

Ok.

Princess,

I'm suddenly fine.

Let's go out.

Please.

Ok.

[Draper's]

Look at this.

Look.

Take a look, young lady.

These are of good quality.

Not this, let's go.

I think it's good.

Run, run.

Second Young Master,

are you really alright?

Why do you care so much about him?

I mean

I'm so touched that

you cared me this much.

Are you

affected by Young General?

How come?

I'm much better now.

Let's go.

Let's go on shopping.

It's your turn.

You are so great.

Come on.

Give it to me.

Hit, hit.

How could anyone like

something so childish?

You are childish.

You were right, Second Young Master.

Young General likes this stuff.

It's really childish.

Look,

there is a shooting game over there.

Let's go and play.

This lady is amazing.

Again, again.

Second Young Master,

shoot this.

Let's have a full strike.

What women hate the most

is the weak,

glib

and unfaithful playboys.

I will expose the shortcomings

of Mo Yu Ji

from these aspects.

And Little Mint will know that

I am a

perfect man

who deserves admiration the most.

Only you are able to do

such despicable things.

What?

I mean

only you can gauge the situation

and stoop or stand erect

and...

Don't say such things

that everyone knows.

I've tried my best but I still can't do it.

It seems that my body is too weak

because of the lack of exercise.

[Little Mint would definitely not like]

[such a lame person.]

Second Young Master,

don't get upset.

Let me teach you.

Stabilize your shoulders

and sink your air.

Turn aside a little bit

and aim at the target.

Are you nuts?

Indecent!

Obscene!

What are you waiting for?

Run.

You rascal.

Stop running.

[Pub]

Good, we got off with them.

Are you alright, Second Young Master?

Look,

aren't they Little Mint and Second Young Master?

Princess,

why are you here?

I made an appointment with Young General to shop at the market yesterday.

How about you?

We are going to the zither shop.

It is quite busy here.

I told you to pretend to be sick at the courier station.

It's...

Young General,

Princess got a butcher to be her doctor.

I would have been dead by now

if I didn't come out.

Get Nan Ping Wan away.

Yes.

Look.

I'm on it.

Look at them.

The two brothers

really have a good relationship.

Yes.

That is

way too good.

How about Mo Yu Ji?

Will anything go wrong again?

Rest assured, Young General.

I will

return it to him

tit for tat.

Good.

[Toilet]

What's happening?

Maybe I caught a cold last night.

This is not good.

It's been two hours.

This can't be it.

Second Young Master.

Are you...?

Rest assured.

[Let me have a little test.]

Well done.

Get it away.

Oh,

what happened?

How come this little guy is here?

But

how come Young General isn't afraid of Little Dragon

while Second Young Master is?

I'm afraid of it?

That's impossible.

[This smelly cat]

[must have used some sorcery]

[and disguised himself as Second Young Master]

[to confuse me.]

[Well then.]

[I will let you suffer from]

[the consequence you deserve.]

Little Mint,

aren't you two going to the zither shop?

Look,

it's late now.

Hurry up and go.

Wait.

Young General.

You are not feeling well today.

So

let's not visit the market today

but go to the zither shop

to see something new.

It won't be too tiring.

That's not appropriate.

How come?

Princess,

let's go.

Let's go.

[Tianyin Zither Store]

[Why does a person who sells flowers, birds, fish and insects]

[like zither?]

You must be wondering why

a person who sells flowers, birds, fish and insects

like zither.

Actually,

when I was young, I wanted to

become a zither player.

Boss.

Look around by yourselves.

I'm busy.

He is really something.

Second Young Master.

Look,

that's the Qianyun Zither.

Unluckily, I don't know how to play it.

How about

you play it for me?

I...

Right.

I didn't get to hear you play yesterday by the lake.

Why don't you

play it here?

Um...

I'm having a headache.

Princess,

let's go back

to the courier station and rest.

I'm not feeling well.

No.

Young General,

the sound of Qianyun Zither

is unique.

It's not only attractive

but also

soothing

and healing.

Keep talking tall

and see if you can reach the sky.

Is it that Second Young Master can't play it?

How come?

We didn't ask him to sing.

Why is he clearing his throat?

Um.

Princess, don't you know that...

Um...

Drinking tea before playing the zither

is out of courtesy firstly.

Secondly, it's for

artistic conception.

Right.

Artistic conception.

Excellent.

It didn't occur to me that

Second Young Master

can be so good at playing the zither.

You got lucky this time.

[Did you think]

[I would be defeated by this?]

[I can play it by hearing it once.]

[Everything is under my control.]

[This is the perfect timing]

[for step three.]

He is out.

Second Young Master.

Do you remember me?

I'm your Persica.

I'm Chrysanthemums.

I'm Wintersweet.

I'm your Chubby.

Sisters.

Alright, alright.

I get your love.

And I get your points.

Sisters.

Let's go.

Goodbye, Second Young Master.

Second Young Master,

you are truly

dissolute.

Despicable.

Second Young Master, I didn't expect you to be such a person.

Young General.

Second Young Master's such behavior

will disgrace the Mo family.

You should teach him a lesson.

Teach him a lesson?

What?

Is Young General afraid of Second Young Master?

How come?

[Come on.]

[This is the last step.]

Who allowed you to do such things out here

to disgrace our family?

Go back to the courier station with me

and see how I will punish you.

Young General is so gentle today,

it's not the way you used to be.

[Play the show thoroughly.]

[Sorry, Young General.]

[You can hit me]

[but not in the face.]

You really are tired of living.

My mistake.

What mistake is it?

I should have stopped you

from getting that absurd idea.

Young General.

What kind of strategy

is this?

Without gaining anything,

but look what you have lost?

If you are that smart,

what strategy do you have?

Take the initiative

and send her flowers to confess your feelings.

Send flowers?

Second Young Master,

I've found out that

it was Luo Feng who got the proprietress to send us the tremella soup

in which he must have put in the laxative.

Big Brother's behavior is really getting out of line.

I'm going to confront Luo Feng

right now.

Stop.

Second Young Master,

the Young Master has crossed the line.

You can't step back again.

Who said I'm gonna step back?

This is the special courtship dance

in our Jade Cat Planet.

Do you like it?

I like

it not.

Did you do this intentionally?

Tonight,

only the fact that I like you

is intentional.

Take me

and also the flowers.

You must think it's

so wonderful

that you can't refuse.

You can choose to hug me now.

Come on.

Are you preparing this roomful of white flowers

to curse me or my brother?

You don't even like my flowers.

What exactly do you want?

That's also my question.

Why did you disguise yourself as Second Young Master?

I didn't.

Didn't you?

Little Mint, are you asleep?

Quick, quick.

Get out, get out.

Over there, get out.

No.

I'm begging you, quickly.

Why?

You are mine.

He knocks on your door at midnight.

Why should I leave?

I'm not leaving.

I'm confronting him.

This again?

Nailed it.

Damn woman.

I'm so furious.

Little Mint,

are you alright?

Yes.

What's this?

This is the pet I secretly adopted.

The Mo Family

doesn't allow having pets.

I got it secretly.

Did you forget?

Little Soy.

[I'm not soy.]

But

it looks a little different.

[You've got sharp eyes.]

It has been eating too much

and got fat and ugly.

Please don't mind it, Second Young Master.

[What are you looking at?]

[Why are you still looking?]

Get out of here.

I'm having excessive internal heat lately.

So I use these white daisies to help me

clear it.

Do you

want some?

No.

I've just recovered today.

I apologize for today.

I suddenly felt unwell

and didn't go to the zither shop with you.

It's fine.

We can reschedule it.

[Reschedule?]

What? What?

Second Young Master, I got it.

Fei De.

Do you think

Young General

and Second Young Master

are becoming weird lately.

Sister,

didn't you find out about it?

It's so obvious that

both Young General and Second Young Master

are into Little Mint.

Are they into that servant?

It's impossible.

Why not?

Last night,

I saw Young General bought a roomful

of flowers for Little Mint.

Really?

I saw it by myself.

The roomful of white daisies

were scary.

White daisies.

Unexpectedly,

Young General

is really unique.

He sent people

white daisies.

Speaking of uniqueness,

someone went even further.

To impress Little Mint, Second Young Master

actually found a bunch of girls

to create the illusion that

he was a catch.

Unexpectedly,

Mo Yu Ji is so scheming.

Unexpectedly,

being in the courier station,

you know everything that happened around.

Aren't you sick?

How come you know everything?

I was looking out

for your happiness.

Under the circumstances,

why don't you work with Second Young Master

and help him?

And then...

Shut up.

Am I that kind of person?

How about it?

Now the time comes,

you are turned into a cat again.

Have you reflected on yourself?

I'm telling you,

I will end you if you do that again

to Second Young Master.

[For what you've just said,]

[I'm not over with him.]

Still unrepentant.

Then I will eat the fish soup

by myself.

Little Mint.

Second Young Master,

it's you.

Don't worry.

I've taught it a lesson.

I'm going to find a companion for Little Soy.

A companion?

I thought about it last night.

Little Soy is so cranky.

It must be in its oestrum.

[More like you are in oestrum.]

This was the case for Ingot.

To solve the problem,

just find it a companion.

You can trust me

and give Little Soy to me.

One day later,

I will return you an

obedient Little Soy.

[Try and give me to him.]

[Unrepentant.]

[Then you should be punished.]

Thank you so much then, Second Young Master.

[You...]

[Are you insane?]

[Are you really giving me to him?]