Original subtitles

Ha Ree Soo

Shinee

Hong Jin Mo

Chan Yoon

Produced by Yoo Min Kim

Planned by Hee Sook Yoo

Producer Jae Hak Yoo,

Script Directed by Yoo Min Kim

Yellow Hair 2 I wanted to be a moon

Would life be easier if I had three bodies?

9,500 won, please.

10,000 won, thank you

32,500 won, please.

Will you sign this please?

By the way, what do you do for a living?

You're so cool

Here you go

Bye-bye

Your IQ is close to a fish

What's wrong?

How many times have I told you?

Didn't I tell you to check the IDs when people pay by cheque?

Don't you know that three of them were ruined last month?

I'll check from now on.

Busy making money?

Hey, I was really worried.

Heard you work as a narrator on the street as well.

What's an actress doing, huh?

Wouldn't you rather work as an Internet Jockey?

You upset with me about something?

No, nothing.

Listen up, the relationship between a manager and an actress...

Yeah right. Honestly, you and I never actually signed the contract.

What have you done for me? Nothing more than arranging me blind dates

and a role for these ugly guys' music video.

What else is there?

Plus, with my money.

So bloody annoying... Fuck...

Oh-that bitch! Scared the shit out of me.

I should fuck her up.

Keep going.

I'm just gonna make money.

This is why we shouldn't fall for cheap chicks.

Take this.

What is it?

Your photos.

Make good use of it. I wouldn't need it anymore.

I'll call you.

Yeah, stay in touch.

What a freak... Doesn't he have better things to do?

Two cold beers, please.

Don't need snacks.

Hold on, do you have Dunhill?

No?

Sorry but can you go and buy me some?

Thanks.

Don't worry about me, I'm leaving soon.

Oh~ I'm getting drunk.

You drink well.

I told you before, I'm a heavy drinker.

Where's the respect?

You said it was okay before with Director Song.

Do whatever you want.

Don't mistake Song as a mere music video director.

He's into movies now.

He's going to make it. I assure you.

Back when I was acting he was an assistant director.

Really went through a lot then.

We were like brothers...

How much is it?

8,000 won including the cigarettes.

Do you have change?

Your body's nicer than it seems.

It's even better naked.

What are you doing?

You have a fat belly.

That's fucking embarrassing.

Hey listen, we should be closer than any other married couples.

For instance...

Look, aren't you going home?

Hey, you think I'm dumb?

My instincts tell me. Hey, I'm ready like an actress. You know that?

You're going to make it. For real.

Wait, get on me after I take a shower.

You bet your sweet ass I will.

Why did you come out so quick?

You only washed 'that' didn't you?

Damn right I did.

Go and wash your whole body.

I'm clean enough, I'll strip.

Show me, hey, take that off.

Take this off?

Do it the other way.

Go and clean it.

When I go to the sauna right,

When I'm in the tub, people say a snake's going pass.

Hey, you ovulating?

No... l'm a virgin.

Fuck that.

Fuck what?

Fuck this.

My tits aren't the same size.

How many times have you done it?

Why would I count? I don't remember.

When was your first time?

Late... when I was 13. What about you?

When was yours?

Think I was 10.

Oh that's sick. Sick.

No, that's when I first jerked off.

Hello, hello.

Answer me if you're listening.

You've seen it.

My friend at Yong-San is going to edit it and make copies of it on CDs.

Says it's okay though it won't be a blast cause you're unknown.

You're watching it.

Oh~~it sounds great.

I'm going to kill you.

It's opened. Come in.

Hey, you stood us up! You called for this guy!

Economy's a mess, politics' fucked, human knowledge's twisted.

You have a wide acquaintance and a lot of social experiences.

How's the world going to turn out.

That... piece of shit.

Don't worry, you've seen that guy with his nightclub members right?

He's a widely known lunatic.

It's a piece of cake to bury those kind of shit heads.

No, I don't want to kill him. I just want to...

Okay, don't worry.

You seem to have gone through a lot lately.

You want to get some fresh air?

No, it's okay boss.

You shouldn't refuse. Let's go.

It's okay...

Whoa, Sir, what are you doing?

I wouldn't have come if you had told me earlier.

You said you wanted to get sober. So that's what I thought.

Don't you know any metaphors?

What is this?

Miero... fire?

Dietary fiber... Diluted juice?

Yeah right, bastards... Circulating these small shits.

Son of bitches who play around with food should all be dead.

What do think we just do it?

Wasted a fortune just to take a shower.

I've been thinking along the way.

Yeah.

It's too tough on him... and if you claim him, the case might get a lot bigger.

Then what?

You need public power at these kind of times.

Call the police. On a charge of blackmailing.

Why don't we go to a karaoke?

Just drop me off in front of the train station.

Who is it?

From the video store.

I've returned all of them.

Isn't this #101.

It is #101, I've returned all the...

Hey wait, let's talk.

Get out!

Wait.

I'm going to kill you!

Fuck... it keeps bleeding.

It doesn't stop that easily... shit.

Who said I was really going to stab you?

How can you fucking do this to me?

Son of a bitch! You're an animal! I've given up everything.

Fuck... Release the video.

No, I should call the police. You're busted. You know that?

Original tape.

I don't know whether you've read that book or not.

'The Fairy and The Woodcutter". You know it, right?

That guy stole the fairy's clothes to keep her. It's just the same.

I didn't want to lose you. There were no other reasons.

Trust me.

I'm really going to work my ass off now.

Is this the real one?

Yes.

Fuck...

Did you bleed a lot?

Probably a bucketful.

Wait...

Maybe I shouldn't have nailed that.

Last time a friend got hurt, too.

What are you doing?

I'm just grateful.

For what?

I don't know how to thank you.

Hey, I'm good aren't I?

Hey, you have instant noodles? Make me one.

You did it inside didn't you? Told you not to shoot inside, you bastard...

Stupid bitch

I'd bring out my own talents than to support her.

Gosh... l'm hungry.

What? That?

It's installed in other shops too.

For security... well in here...

Hey you don't actually think I...

5,200 won, please.

It's cheque again.

Sign this, please.

Hey, you stupid dingle berry, have you checked her ID?

What the hell is this...

Miss, Miss, excuse me, can you show me your ID?

Show us your ID! ID!! Don't you have an ID?

Oh Jesus... try to get up...

What's happening?

That crazy bitch!

I wept bitter tears of salted red roe.

Come quick...

Is it all done? Let's eat...

Hey, it's not cold at all today.

I still like warm countries more.

I'm sorry I have to go alone.

Hey, when I come back from training this time, let's go and meet my parents.

Na... take it easy. I like it this way.

Why do I like this place so much?

Cause it's close to the sky.

Hey, hey wait.

You're Korean right?

You see, I can't speak English.

I'm kind of lost. Don't know where I am.

Can you give me a lift to my place if it's okay?

Turns out this way again.

Yet I'm not a human.

Nothing could stop me from being simple or gentle.

Love, I return to earth for I have fallen in love with him.

And he becomes a 1 minute baseball player.

I'm still happy for I can sing as usual.

But I can't have an occupation here.

Sign, please.

That was quick. You're a woman.

Humans are so interested in other people's businesses.

They should mind their own business.

Yeah. I just arrived. I'm at the airport, I'll go right away.

No, go home first. You must be tired. I'll cook something nice for dinner.

Your call cannot be connected. Please try again.

You're late. Why did you turn off your mobile?

Oh My God... how could this be?

Oh Lord... My God... forgive me...

Listen carefully, I was a former detective.

I sensed something was wrong for a long time so I investigated this idiot.

First I just thought it was a relationship problem.

Whoa, I've lost my tongue. I don't know what to say.

Father, first...

Hey, shut up.

We already know. Show me your ID. Show me your ID.

You said you already knew.

Still, let me see it.

Father, will you please stop it now!

Let go, you stupid...

Go fuck yourself.

When I was a child I went to the pubic bathhouse and found myself lost.

There were innumerous... it wasn't a place I should go.

I stopped eating salted red roe.

But since he liked it, I had bought it.

Oh God... Oh Lord...

Get Out!

What? Hey...

All of you, Get Lost.

Am I still an alien?

I miss that island like crazy...

5,200 won, please.

It's cheque again.

Sign this, please.

Hey, you stupid dingle berry, have you checked her ID?

What the hell is this...

Miss, Miss, excuse me, can you show me your ID?

Show us your ID! ID!! Don't you have an ID?

Boss, are you okay?

See his head's bleeding! Try to get up.

What's happening?

That crazy bitch!

Truth... what could that be?

My camera's becoming similar to a TV different to what it was before.

Childish, irresponsible, a muddle.

Lame... Very lame.

Whoa, Sir, what are you doing?

Unlucky scratch... huh?

You said it was 1500.

What's your blood type?

Probably AB.

Oh... that's no good.

ABs are the selfish type. They can only put up with their own kinds.

Did you know that?

But wow... you Ms have luckly met the right person.

Freaks who put on stickers are

There are bastards who flee with about 1,000,000~2,000,000 won on inspection

You have a boyfriend?

More than a hundred.

Yeah? Then I'm your #101.

What! What is that?

What are you filming? What the fuck are you doing?

I'm making a raid.

What raid?

A raid on poaching.

Close your eyes and listen to this.

Don't want to hear it, right?

Why is that?

It's because there's a 'spiritual suja' in her body.

What is a 'spiritual suja'?

An abortion or a miscarriage is the 'spiritual suja'

Give me your hands. It's going to hurt.

Whoa, try to hold on a moment.

I'm really wretched... I have no mum, no dad...

I will pray for you, now go.

Can I be born again at a nice place?

Sure...

You didn't intentionally wanted to make it hurt... Did you?

No.

I'll go.

This way, please.

Come and ring the bell, please.

Stop shooting.

I'm really anxious to know...

Can you drive the devil away just like that?

Yes.

But why are they possessed by devils?

Guess it's their fate... Or they might have high spirits... lt's not the majority though.

Thank you for your time... I should get going now.

Wait, what is that?

This? It's a lens case.

That's suspicious...

Hey mister, what do you think you're doing?

You've been following me.

Put that away! Fucking hell...

Give it... Give it... Let go! Let go!

What kind of an asshole are you? You think it's funny I work here?

Want me to call the guards?

What the... you're no Korean...

Help me.

What?? Shit...

I'm sorry. Damn it!

This ain't my purpose... This maybe useless.

I'm tired now.

Man, I'm thirsty.

Hey, you stupid dingle berry, have you checked her ID?

What the hell is this...

Miss, Miss, excuse me, can you show me your ID?

Show us your ID! ID!! Don't you have an ID?

Are you okay boss?

Look at the blood on your head...

Can you get up?

Oh my head...

That crazy bitch!

Did I kill him?

He died himself.

It's the devil's doings.

Fuck... I don't want to go to jail. I have to make money!

I'm innocent.

Going to call the police?

Call the police? I don't do that shit.

I wonder what will happen from now on.

What are we going to do now?

How about we make the whole thing up before anyone else comes.

No, you guys would run away and I'll take the guilt upon myself.

And I... I can't lie.

If the cops come they're gonna know straight away.

Don't give yourself up to the police.

I pushed him, that makes me the murderer.

Let's just go home.

Don't fuck with me. I'm the one fucked up. You know that?

Just say I killed him. You be the witness.

Done? I'm going.

No, I told you I can't lie.

You didn't kill him anyway.

Then what?

Let's clean up the mess first.

Uh... there's a camera.

Hey guys... did anyone come?

That doesn't work.

What are you doing? Hurry up!

Where do we go now?

Hello? Yes, ma'am.

I'm very sorry, something just came up.

Can you take care of my kids?

Ji-Tae's really sick you see...

Turn your mobile off.

Don't use it.

Yeah, they can track us.

Who are you to say that?

Think you're so smart?

And why would a smart bitch hit an innocent man with a beer bottle?

You half assed...

This happened all cause of you!

You're right.

My boss, he wasn't so bad.

The only thing he did bad was to have watched me undress...

Oh shit! There was a hidden camera in that closet.

You guys would be in it too.

Look at them.

Hey aren't they our boys?

Idiots...

What the...

What the fuck.

Hey, who's that?

A new face here. Let's check it out.

You don't mind, do you?

Hello...

Gosh man, what's wrong?

Introduce her to him.

Why would I do that?

What's the problem? You two live together?

Fuck you.

Excuse me, what's your name?

It's none of your business.

Come on, what's with the attitude? You fucking bitch...

What the...

Shut the fuck up.

Piss off, you dirty bastards!

Fucking bitch has an attitude problem. That slut!

This is getting fun.

Get out of the way.

You mind?

What are you gonna do?

You, you wanna do it with me?

Can't do it anymore.

Relax, I'll do it. Leave it to me.

We were just playing around but it was the first time he seemed mean.

"CLEAR"

It's not on?

It's not discovered yet? Maybe it's an investigating process.

Oh my god, these two are getting married...

Such a cheap slut... hate her guts.

You wanna put what we did up on board?

Just one question.

Why did you hit him with the bottle? You didn't seem to have a reason for it.

Was it that time of the month?

Me?

What are you?

What did you shoot?

Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, those kind of stuff.

But this time, it's different.

How many days can we live with this?

This wouldn't be enough for the motel.

That's right, we can't use this, we used it for lunch.

The criminal's gonna take charge of it, the accomplices don't need to worry.

Whoa, it's full of people.

You got the message?

Yeah, the nonages aren't here.

Hey, go on.

Excuse me, can I check your IDs?

What are we going to do?

I think they're just looking for the under aged.

Guess we have no choice.

We'll just go out.

Bet you don't know this.

School uniforms are 300,000 won.

Hey, come over here.

Did those guys pay the bill?

Go after them.

No, I'll go. They've bilked a bill.

They'll have to pay for it.

You're fucking out of your mind!

Bilking? That's nothing... But snatching a gun?

That really is something. You know that?

Don't move.

Crazy bitch... Trying to tease me with an unloaded gun?

Feel like crying now?

You guys are suspicious. It's not just the bilk...

Can't fool me, you bitch.

What kind of a fag are you?

Dressed as a woman.

Man... This is unbelievable.

Just unbelievable.

What are you staring at!

Look down! You bitch, look down!

Officer...

Coming to me with her own feet...

Hey, you the boss?

Can I handle this?

You guys are the type of people I hate most in this world,

...who don't work and just fuck around like creatures.

First of all, I cannot forgive you people.

Hello, yes... at Going the Police Station...

Whoa... you son of a bitch.

You bring shame to men...

You defying the creator?

You, I'll give you a minute to take off your pants with your hands up in the air.

Let's see your cock. Let's see who's is bigger.

Wow... what a sight... See this head.

You think you're a dog? Look at these pants...

Son of a bitch... Wanna live like a dog? Be one...

Gonna get your pants dirty. Oh... What are you going to do?

Crawl! You son of a bitch!

Crawl... properly... and bark as well... Come on.

Hey, nookie...

Your mum teach you like that?

To open your legs when you're desperate?

Your mum like that too?

It's your choice to use your cunt whenever you want.

But the law decides when and where to use it.

You know it's illegal to use it like you do.

Your mum's a whore too. You sluttish bitch.

I'm out now.

I also need to wash my pants.

I'll always be curious...

I really wanted to shoot the last scene.

Docu!

Take this off. I need to see it.

Tits are huge.

Don't... hey...

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Tell me what's wrong.

Tomorrow's my mum's birthday.

I'll take you there.

How many candles do you need?

Candles?

Just a few.

You're here.

Go inside.

Why aren't you going in?

It's okay... I have to go.

You so busy these days as well?

Kind of...

Weren't there anyone looking for me?

Don't think so.

Come in, why are you standing there? Come in.

Your mom's bought a cake for your birthday.

Come, come.

I'm going to go.

Already?

Stay for dinner and meet your father.

Its' okay.

She's already leaving.

Is the prick discharged from the army?

If you mention him again, I'm gonna kill myself.

SBS Karaoke

You think we take down the ID numbers for fun?

Forgive me boss.

What... What...

I'll do whatever you say.

Hey, did you contact Chief Kim?

Gosh, what the hell are you doing in my Karaoke?

Let's figure out something else for these young chick's future.

What you asshole? These bitches assaulted, no murdered...

Shit... my head.

It hurts... right?

You're a one hot bitch, aren't ya?

Hey... baby...

You want to be buried, or go to jail, or do something with me?

Get out of here you moron.

Hey, I busted my ass to find this bitch.

Get out.

I have my shares... l've invested too.

Hey, you, why did you hit me?

Speak.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

You're sorry for killing someone?

You think that's the end?

I'm sorry...

Fucking bitch...

It's not working.

Jump, yeah... That's it... Go on... Good!

Hey, you want to join her?

I'm sorry.

What a crazy bitch... you're suspicious.

Wait, come to think of it, let me see your ID. Quickly...

What the fuck... that fucking bitch.

Should we go to someplace warm?

You can fulfill your dreams there.

And I'll grow old singing...

Should we go to someplace warm?

You can fulfill your dreams there.

And I'll grow old singing...

"I'm in big trouble then, I'm still a virgin..."

Oh My God! She's crazy!

Hey, he's coming.

I'll stay outside.

Hey, what's going on? What happened to you?

I had to cancel something cause of you...

Where have you been?

She's pretty.

It's cool. You're going well these days.

What... that?

I'd feel like shit to see you becoming a star, when I'm like this.

Na... it was only once. It's just to make a living.

If you maintain your position, you'll become well known.

What are you trying to say?

If you look carefully at our video, you can see your face two or three times.

If you put those in between, it'll become the reporter's version.

It won't be a blast, but middle aged women will go crazy

Hey, you insane?

See that girl? She's my friend, she makes guerilla sites on the internet.

How much is the rent of your house?

If you want to stay as a reporter, huh?

You better give me your rental deposits within a week...

You mother fucker...

You that happy?

I'm so happy I could shit!

You won't believe what he put me through.

You sure you got it?

Hell yes! It was my retirement pay.

Let's go to someplace warm after we get it.

You have a passport?

Yeah, he said he'd make me one a moment ago.

Is it here?

Stay around, it won't take long.

Okay, don't forget that.

So, this is it?

I had no other choice.

I'm sorry...

This isn't even enough for one person.

You'll relieve yourself with this.

This isn't a toy.

You die with this in reality, you know that?

Throw it away for me.

Sit down, where are you going? Stay...

Mum? It's me.

This time I'm going some place far away.

No, it's easy work, I'll make a hell lot of money.

Is my baby asleep? I should see her before I leave...

Docu... This was the last scene.