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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're puttin' it
together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[upbeat music]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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Hey, Dana,
what are you workin' on?
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Believe me, J.T.,
you wouldn't be interested.
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[sighs]
Fine.
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I try to show a little interest
in my new family
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and you shut me down.
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I'm hurt.
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Okay.
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These are some sketches
for a bird house
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I'm making for wood shop class.
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If I don't ace this project,
it's gonna bring down
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my whole grade point average.
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[sighs]
You're right, Dana.
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I'm not interested.
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[laughs]
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I can't believe it. Why does
this always happen to me?
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What's wrong?
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You know the sophomore dance
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that everybody is going to?
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Don't tell me,
no one's asked you?
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Get real, rat face.
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Everyone'sasked me!
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The problem is,
I can't decide who to go with.
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Dana, what am I gonna do?
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Karen, I think I've got it.
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I knew I could count on you.
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Listen very carefully.
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I want you to go upstairs..
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Yeah, and?
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That's it, just go upstairs.
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Well, thanks a lot.
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Next time you have a crisis,
don't come to me.
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Oh, no!
Who am I gonna turn to now?
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, is anyone using the VCR?
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What video did you rent?
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- It's 'Tom Sawyer.'
- Who?
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I have to do
a stupid book report.
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You're doing a book report
so you rented the movie?
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You people have
the worststudy habits.
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[inhaling]
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- Ah, ah, ah!
- Ah, ah, ah!
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Insult our manners
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criticize our clothes
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but please.. Please.
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Don't put down
our study habits!
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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, sweetheart.
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Oh, oh, oh, what a day.
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
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[sighs]
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Do you know what kept me goin'?
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The thought of you and I
going to bed early
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and going to sleep late.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
Sounds great.
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I just wish
I was gonna be there for it.
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- Excuse me?
- Oh, honey, I am exhausted.
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The only thing
I want tonight is a hot bath.
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Oh, well.
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We haven't done
that since Jamaica.
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I mean by myself.
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Oh. Can I watch?
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No, but if you're real good
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I'll tape it for you.
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[moaning]
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Ooh.
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[laughs]
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Hey, dad,
just the man I wanna see.
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Can I borrow 20 bucks?
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J.T., I gave you
your allowance yesterday.
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How do you go through money
so fast?
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I guess I'm just good at it.
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Well, if you can't live
on your allowance
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maybe you should get a job.
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Hey..
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Well, why don't you go to work
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part-time for me?
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Construction?
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I don't know, dad,
I'm really not that handy.
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Of course, you are!
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[instrumental music]
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Ah, J.T., first day on the job.
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I think I'm more excited
about this than you are.
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I guarantee it, dad.
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Wait until you see
what I got for ya.
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Your own tool belt!
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Whoa!
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[sighs]
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Ooh!
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Now, check thisout.
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That's beautiful.
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Carol, look at him.
Now who does he remind you of?
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One of the village people?
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[laughing]
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Start each day with a laugh,
I love it.
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Come on, son,
we're burnin' daylight.
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[chuckles]
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[yelling]
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[crashing]
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It's a good thing
he was wearing that hard hat.
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[instrumental music]
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[bell jingling]
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So, Dana.
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How's the bird house coming?
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Almost done.
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I just have to put
the gutters on.
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Great.
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So let me see it.
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[laughing]
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What are you laughing at?
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You have to watch a video
to do a book report.
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I could write a book report
on Tom Sawyer in ten minutes.
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So what? I built a bird house
better than that
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when I was in second grade.
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You've built a bird house?
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You've read "Tom Sawyer?"
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Step into my office.
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[instrumental music]
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[machine whirring]
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Dad, I don't know
how to break it to you
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but holding a piece of wood
all day is boring.
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You think
I could try cutting now?
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Well, son, I didn't
want to rush you too much
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like I did
with the hot glue gun.
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[sighs]
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I'm sorry, dad!
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Well...that's alright.
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Tell you what.
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Let's see if you can cut it.
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[laughs]
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You gotta get used to this, J.T.
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We construction guys
kid like this all the time.
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[laughs]
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[saw whirring]
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[electricity crackles]
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- Sorry, dad.
- No, no, no, it's my fault.
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I should have told you,
specifically
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not to cut through
your power cord.
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Okay, let's just, uh..
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...put these tools away, okay?
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[sighs]
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Ah, come on, J.T.
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We can, uh,
put up some drywall, okay?
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Here we go, this comes up here.
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Okay, now.
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I'll start it for you.
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Okay.
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- You nail it in.
- Okay.
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Come on, J.T., drive it home.
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I'll tell you what.
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Maybe I'm pushing you
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just a little too fast.
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Why don't you take this
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and pull out any loose nails
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you see in the boards, okay?
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I think I can do that.
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I'm countin' on it.
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Oh, JT, this is the life,
you know?
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Working out here
in the sunshine.
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The fresh air.
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A lot of guys
spend their whole lives
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cooped up in offices.
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They don't take any pride
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in what they do.
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Out here you gotta..
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...work with your hands.
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'A man can take pride
in something like that.'
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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I'm sorry.
No, it's impossible today.
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I am completely booked up
with a wedding.
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Okay.
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- Hi, Carol.
- Oh, hi, J.T.
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Why aren't you
working with your dad?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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- But I think my dad fired me.
- What'd he say?
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"Get out of here
and never come back."
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Which part
aren't you sure about?
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Excuse me, Carol, but I think
my hair is starting to singe.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Radley.
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I'll get these curlers
out right now.
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Uh, shouldn't you finish
combing me out first?
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Oh, y-yes.
Mom, could you just help me?
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I've only got two hands!
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Yes, and they are both empty.
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Never work with family!
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Uh, Carol, you know
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my daughter's still waiting
for her shampoo.
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Oh, right. Oh, Janet.
I almost forgot.
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Uh, uh..
Oh, J.T.
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JT, would you shampoo Janet
for me, please?
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Whoa, whoa, no way!
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I don't even like
shampooing my hair.
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- JT, please. Do me a big favor!
- No, no.
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It would save me life.
I am so busy--
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Carol, Carol.
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I'm-I'm still waiting
for my shampoo.
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I'm sorry, Janet,
I'll be with you as soon--
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Janet?
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You're Janet?
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Why didn't you tell me
Janet was waiting?
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I'm, uh, J.T.
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I'll be doing
your shampoo today.
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[instrumental music]
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So then, the bartender says
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"I was talking to the duck!"
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- Oh!
- Ha ha ha!
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Oh, J.T.
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If I weren't getting married
this afternoon.
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Here, this is for you.
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Oh, thanks, Rachel.
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J.T..
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...you made more money
today than I did.
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Yeah, the way these ladies tip
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I'll be able to pay back dad
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for the house
I leveled this mornin'.
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[laughing]
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Tips?
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You get tips?
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You know, I was thinking
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how would you like
to help me out every Saturday?
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I mean.
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Being as how you're not working
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with your dad,
and good help is
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sohard to find.
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- Why not?
- Okay, it's a deal.
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Alright!
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00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,130
That crack about good help
really hurts.
269
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,740
Ow!
270
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,531
[all]
Hi, Frank!
271
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,885
Hello, ladies.
272
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:46,929
Oh, uh..
273
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,497
- J.T.
- Hi, dad.
274
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,500
I want to apologize for losing
my temper this morning.
275
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,198
Dad, after everything I did,
I don't blame you.
276
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,374
No, no, no, no, no
the mistakes you made
277
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,028
could have happened to anybody.
278
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,595
Of course, most other people
would have spread them out
279
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,118
over a whole lifetime.
280
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,995
What do you say
we start fresh next Saturday?
281
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,519
Gee, dad, thanks.
But I can't.
282
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,130
I already got another job.
283
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,177
- Another job? Where?
- Right here.
284
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,440
He's working for me,
he's my new shampoo boy.
285
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,181
Isn't that great?
286
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,878
Anybody want some coffee?
287
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,276
Shampoo boy?
288
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,628
J.T., I'm waiting
for those magic fingers
289
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:34,672
I heard so much about.
290
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,674
[giggles]
291
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,898
Excuse me, dad,
I'm burnin' daylight.
292
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,682
[laughs]
293
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,254
Shampoo boy?
294
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,389
J.T. is a shampoo boy?
295
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,739
And a darn good one, too.
You should be proud.
296
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,350
Proud? Honey, my son
is working in a beauty salon.
297
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,961
What if this gets out?
298
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,399
What is wrong
with working in a beauty salon?
299
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,357
- I work in a beauty salon.
- Well, yeah.
300
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,970
But you're a-a, a woman,
and he's a guy
301
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,015
and guys are supposed to work
with their hands.
302
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,930
- He is working with his hands.
- No, no.
303
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,932
He's working with his fingers!
304
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,805
There is a big difference
and you would understand it
305
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,285
if you were a guy.
306
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,679
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
307
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,420
You're married to someone
and then you find out
308
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,856
you're married to a sexist!
309
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,336
I am not a sexist.
310
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,815
I just think
there are some things
311
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,166
men shouldn't do,
like work in a beauty salon.
312
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,037
- And be a ballet dancer.
- Exactly.
313
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,997
See, now we're
on the same wavelength.
314
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,782
Frank, would you wake up
and smell the cremerinse?
315
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,176
These are the '90s
and it's okay for J.T.
316
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,655
to work in a beauty salon!
317
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,483
No, it's not.
318
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,312
If he works in a beauty salon..
319
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:52,054
...what happens
to Lambert and Son, huh?
320
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,363
Oh, I see.
321
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,366
This is not about J.T.,
this is about you.
322
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,889
Well, Carol, I always thought
323
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,804
that he would come
into the business with me
324
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,414
and we'd work side by side.
325
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,025
You know, partners.
326
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,897
Frank.
327
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,943
That's such a sweet dream.
328
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,511
But it's your dream, not his.
329
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,776
Yeah, maybe you're right.
330
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,778
Aw, are you okay?
331
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,868
- I'm fine.
- Hmm.
332
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,785
I could be finer.
333
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,789
[instrumental music]
334
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,797
Hey, Al, great job!
335
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,974
Thanks, let's hope you did
the same with my book report.
336
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,672
I did, and I even
misspelled a few words
337
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,761
so it still looks
like you wrote it.
338
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,678
What are you guys doing?
339
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,114
We made a deal.
340
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,726
She did my homework
and, uh, I did hers.
341
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,685
Is that allowed?
342
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,777
- Yes!
- Yes!
343
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,996
I always thought
that was cheating.
344
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,915
Uh, Brendan, um..
345
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,482
Someone wants you
in the other room.
346
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,616
- Who?
- Me.
347
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,662
Kids, they say the darndest
things, don't they?
348
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,186
Well, uh..
349
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,275
Thanks for the book report.
350
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,888
I can't do this.
351
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,716
I can't turn in
somebody else's work
352
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,500
and neither can you.
353
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,590
You wanna bet?
Give it to me, give it to me!
354
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:36,376
- I wrote this book report!
- Yeah, well, we made a deal!
355
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,687
Hi, daddy, want a pickle?
356
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,385
No, thanks.
357
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,864
Say, Brendan.
358
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,997
Let me ask you a question.
359
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,304
How would you like to come
and work for your daddy?
360
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,308
Why?
361
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,266
Am I being punished?
362
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,715
[girls grunting]
363
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,543
Hey, hey, hey, girls,
girls, girls, girls.
364
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,589
Come on now.
What's going on here?
365
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:19,070
What are you doing?
366
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,072
I was just showing Al
367
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,772
the book report
I didon Tom Sawyer.
368
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,513
Hope it helped.
369
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,563
You know, Al,
you should listen to Dana.
370
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,043
She really has
her head on straight.
371
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,480
That's only
because youinterrupted us!
372
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,673
- Hey, dad.
- Hello, J.T.
373
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,893
Can I talk to you
for a second?
374
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,242
Well, sure.
375
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,636
[sighs]
Listen.
376
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,464
Carol told me
how important it was to you
377
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,422
that we work together
378
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,294
so if you're up for it
379
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,209
I'm willing to give it
another shot.
380
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,950
[sighs]
381
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,910
You really hate construction,
don't you?
382
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,346
Well, not all of it.
383
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,305
I liked stoppin' for donuts.
384
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,312
Well, at least
you're honest with me.
385
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,011
Are you gonna be okay
if I don't work with you?
386
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,013
Yeah, I'll be fine.
387
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,015
I know I'll be safer.
388
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,412
Hey, you just do
whatever you want.
389
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,630
If you wanna be a..
390
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,110
[breathing heavy]
391
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,243
...hairdresser..
392
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,940
...then go ahead.
393
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:48,421
I don't wanna be a hairdresser.
394
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,726
Oh-oh-oh! Oh..
395
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,425
[clears throat]
396
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,948
I'm just doin' it
because it's an easy way
397
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,342
to make some money,
and to touch girls
398
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,692
without being sent
to the principal's office.
399
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,522
Hey, Al, nice birdhouse.
400
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,741
Thanks,
a lot of good it did me.
401
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,484
You made this birdhouse?
402
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,660
Yeah, but if I had more time
403
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,532
I would have
dovetailed the edges.
404
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:16,275
Yeah, and maybe done something a
little fancier with the routing.
405
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,712
I don't know,
I think sometimes people go
406
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,105
a little overboard
with routing.
407
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,064
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're right.
408
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,593
Al, do you know
how to use a hot glue gun?
409
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,857
Come on, dad, any idiot
can use a hot glue gun.
410
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,345
That's what I thought, too.
411
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,700
Al, what size hard hat
do you wear?
412
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,660
[instrumental music]
413
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,491
[instrumental music]
414
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,583
It's awfully quiet around here.
415
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,890
Where is everyone?
416
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,240
Well, Brendan's spending
the night with a friend
417
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,287
and the rest of the kids
are at a movie.
418
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,855
What time does
the movie get out?
419
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,813
About an hour.
420
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,645
You mean...we're all alone?
421
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,300
Mm..
422
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,781
You want to watch me
take a bath?
423
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:32,089
[instrumental music]
424
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,707
[theme music]
425
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,740
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