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[theme music]
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[chuckling]
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This "Garfield" cracks me up.
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You're reading the funnies?
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Yeah, look.
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You see.
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Garfield hates to get up
in the morning, so..
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...he gets in his little bed
with his toys..
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[laughing]
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...and he pulls
the covers over.
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[laughing]
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Do you have the, uh,
financial section?
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Dad, dad! Great news!
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- Cody will be here tomorrow.
- Alright.
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- What's a Cody?
- Uh, he's my nephew.
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He can help me
tear down the Turner place.
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You give that boy a hammer,
he can destroy anything.
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Ooh, what a gift.
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And, and guess what?
He's staying the whole weekend.
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Oh, that's great. Ha-ha!
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J.T.'s cousin?
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In our house?
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Has he had all his shots?
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He's not staying in our house.
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He's too cool.
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He lives in his van.
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- Hand me the comics.
- Yeah.
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Wait 'til you see Garfield.
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Look...toys.
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[both laughing]
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
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♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Me mind on fire ♪
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♪ Me soul on fire ♪
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♪ Feelin' hot hot hot ♪
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♪ I talk to people
all around me ♪
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♪ Feeling hot hot hot ♪
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♪ A-what to do
on a night like this? ♪
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♪ Ah is it sweet? ♪
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♪ I can't resist ♪
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♪ We need a party song ♪♪
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[scatting]
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Uh, we're,
we're having tacos for dinner.
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Right.
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Okay, Mr. Baseball.
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Double or nothin'.
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"Who hit the home run
to win the 1960 World Series?"
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Bill Mazeroski, game seven.
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Final score ten to nine,
Pirates.
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He's amazing.
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Is he right?
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I'm tellin' ya, there's nothin'
I don't know about baseball.
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In 1913, what pitcher--
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Zip Zabel. Goodbye.
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What do you expect?
He's got no life.
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Oh, honey,
I got great news.
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My nephew Cody's
coming this weekend.
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Oh, yeah, well,
that makes two great things
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that are happening
this weekend.
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Do you know
what the other one is?
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Oh, you bet.
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A big grout sale
at the Tile King. Heh.
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Frank.
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This Saturday
is our one month
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wedding anniversary.
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- Remember Jamaica?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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- I knew that.
- You did not.
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Hey, what do you do
for a one month anniversary?
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I mean, do we give
each other gifts or what?
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No, no, no, no,
that's really not necessary.
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I mean, we're each other's
best present.
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Yeah, that's right.
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[moaning]
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Can I unwrap mine now?
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[instrumental music]
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Carol!
What is the matter with you?
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I'm right in the middle
of trying to make
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Helen Puckett a blonde!
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She's waited 75 years
to become a blonde
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she can wait five more minutes.
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I just wanna show you what I got
Frank for our anniversary.
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[Penny gasps]
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[Penny]
It's gorgeous.
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I thought you two
weren't going to exchange gifts.
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Oh, we just said that.
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Everybody gives
anniversary gifts.
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Oh, I wonder
what he got for me.
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- 'Carol!'
- Oh, oh, here he is.
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- Oh, hide the box.
- Hide the box. Hide it.
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- Hide it. Hide..
- Here. Oh! Take it over there.
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Ooh.
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Take this..
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- Honey?
- Hi, Frank.
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Oh.
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Penny.
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Carol, I have to run
downtown for a minute.
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Oh, really?
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What for?
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[both chuckling]
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To, uh,
pick up a new power saw.
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A power saw.
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[both giggling]
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- Yeah.
- Well..
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Just make sure
you get a nice one.
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You know what they say,
"A power saw is forever."
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[laughing]
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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[door shuts]
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Power saw.
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[both chuckling]
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He's so obvious.
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- Let's hide that package.
- Ooh.
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That was such a close call.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Uh, hello.
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Fruit. Ha-ha-ha!
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Blows me away.
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Uh, who are you?
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I'm Cody.
I'm Frank's nephew.
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I live in the van
in the driveway.
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Oh, right.
I-I-I'm Carol, Frank's wife.
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She lives in the house
by the driveway.
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Oh, this is my sister, Penny.
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Sisters! Whoa!
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Foxes must run in the family.
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[chuckles]
Thank you.
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Frank told me
to make myself at home
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so I wanted to run
a little power out to my van.
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Is there an outlet
I could use around..
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Whoa! Cool! There's one.
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[electricity buzzes]
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Whoa.
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Eh!
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Your circuits must be fried.
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[laughs]
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Fried? Oh, my gosh!
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I left Helen Puckett
under the dryer.
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Her head must be
a raisin by now.
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Well, it was nice
to meet you, Cody.
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Ditto. Tsk.
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[laughs]
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Tsk!
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[mimics laugh]
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- Cody!
- J.T.!
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- My man. My pal. My cuz.
- My man. My pal. My cuz.
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What's up, brother?
How you doin'?
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Codeman, aw,
you are so cool.
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You are the coolest guy
on the planet.
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[laughs]
I know.
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So how's the babe quotient
on the road?
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Pretty intense. Tcha.
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There are chicks so luminous,
it'd make your ears bleed.
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Aw, man! You really know
how to paint a picture.
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There ain't a chick yet
that's been able to resist
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my personal magnetism.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I know a girl who would
never go out with you.
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My step-sister.
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[scoffs]
Is she breathin'? Ha-ha.
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I got 20 bucks
says she won't go out with you.
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- Pfft! You're on.
- Alright, man.
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[J.T.]
'Better hope you have the cash.'
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I got Lucille,
the Chick Mobile, brother.
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Excuse me.
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Is this the cousin
who lives in his car?
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- Van.
- Hi, Van.
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- Yeah.
- His name is Cody.
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Cody, this is my step-sister,
Karen.
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Hey.
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You're a model, right?
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No, I just look like one.
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[chuckles]
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Not her.
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Oh, J.T., you accidentally
left your jacket
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in the hallway,
so I burned it.
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Her.
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Her?
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Good.
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I like 'em when they're rude.
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[instrumental music]
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Glass. Ha-ha.
You can see through it.
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I mean, how..
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How do they do that?
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Okay, here comes Frosty
the step-sister.
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Okay, watch this and marvel.
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Hello, sweet face.
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Goodbye, dog brains.
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Hey, did you ever model?
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[scoffs]
Be still, my lunch.
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Ha-ha! Hey, yo, Dana.
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Uh, what do you think
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you wanna do somethin' tonight?
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Yeah, I'd like to do something
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but it's a felony.
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No, I mean, go out.
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You know, like, on a date.
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Out?
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On a date?
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With you?
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[both laughing]
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So what night
would be good for you?
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Cody, she really shot you down.
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- You owe me 20 bucks.
- No, no.
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I got her right
where I want her.
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Hey, and remember,
she who laughs in my face
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ends up in my embrace, huh?
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[laughs]
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You are totally amazing.
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[laughs]
I know.
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[instrumental music]
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- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi.
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Happy anniversary.
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Surprise.
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- What's this?
- Open it.
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Oh, Carol.
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It's beautiful, honey.
But you shouldn't have.
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- Well..
- No, really.
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You shouldn't have.
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I didn't get you anything.
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[scoffs]
What about that?
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[chuckles]
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- My saw?
- Oh, come on, Frank.
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I know it's not a saw.
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Carol, it's a saw.
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It's not a saw.
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It's a saw.
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00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,616
Of course, it's a saw.
267
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,097
Well, why'd you get me a saw?
268
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,142
I, I didn't get you a saw.
269
00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:34,101
I got me a saw.
270
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,805
You didn't get me anything?
271
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:50,073
You told me
you didn't want anything.
272
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,467
I did not say
I did not want anything.
273
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,251
I said it wasn't necessary.
274
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,992
You're supposed to know
the difference.
275
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,734
Oh! I'm supposed
to read your mind?
276
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,301
Well, who do you think I am?
Carnac?
277
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,781
Well, I wish.
278
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,434
Carnac would have
gotten me a present.
279
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,002
Well, he's retiring next year.
280
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,483
- Maybe you can marry him.
- Oh, brother.
281
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,224
Well, happy anniversary
282
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,139
Mr. Sensitivity.
283
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,532
Well, same to you, Mrs..
284
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,231
...Sippi.
285
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,191
Sippi?
286
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,242
[instrumental music]
287
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,987
[guitar music]
288
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,733
Yo, Dana, I wrote you a tune.
289
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,215
I don't wanna hear it.
290
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:48,175
Two, three, four..
291
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,787
♪ Dana Dana Dana
Dana Dana.. ♪♪
292
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,137
[chuckles]
Well, that's all I got so far.
293
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,274
- Catchy.
- Hey.
294
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,450
You know
what your problem is, Dana?
295
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,147
You put me up on this pedestal.
296
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,584
You think I'm beyond your reach.
297
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,586
But you're wrong,
I'm just like this regular
298
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,284
incredible guy.
299
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,808
Look, I know you want me.
300
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,810
So make your move.
301
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,694
Cody, let me lay it out for you.
302
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,132
If I had a choice
between dating you
303
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:35,048
and putting out oil well fires
with my tongue
304
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,701
I'd be on the next plane
to Kuwait.
305
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,750
So you want a ride
to the airport?
306
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,798
[indistinct chatter]
307
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,107
You mean
he didn't give you anything
308
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,762
for your one month anniversary?
309
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,285
Doesn't he realize
the importance
310
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,244
of occasions like this?
311
00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,377
It'd be like
mom forgetting my birthday.
312
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,076
When is your birthday?
313
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,034
May 11th.
314
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,210
No, I don't think so.
315
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,912
- Hi, Frank.
- Hi, Penny.
316
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,394
- Hi.
- Hi.
317
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,571
Oh, come on, Carol.
I'm sorry.
318
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,877
I'm sorry about the fight
319
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,358
the anniversary,
about everything.
320
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,142
Uh, here.
321
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,015
'Friends?'
322
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,930
Well, that's sweet, Frank.
Thanks.
323
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,631
- I said I was sorry.
- And I accept your apology.
324
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,111
I mean, it's not your fault
325
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,809
that you're not
as romanticas I am.
326
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,029
I just have to accept the fact
327
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,595
that you are who you are.
328
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,858
A practical,
down to earth kind of guy.
329
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,903
[bell dings]
330
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,905
Excuse me. Customer.
331
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,735
Oh.
332
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,608
Penny.
Penny, what do you think?
333
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,436
That rose didn't do it, did it?
334
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:00,960
Oh, good call, Frank.
335
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,572
You're in trouble
up to your tool belt.
336
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,356
Well, what am I gonna do?
337
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,664
Well, I was
in the same situation
338
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,187
once with Harvey Keller.
339
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,146
You've gotta do
something special.
340
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,582
You've gotta do something
that says
341
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,714
"You drive me crazy.
342
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,326
"You are the sexiest
person in the world.
343
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,024
"I want you, I want you bad.
344
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,722
"I want you so bad,
I can't stand it.
345
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,768
Please, don't leave me!"
346
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,465
But did Harvey care? No!
347
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,511
He ran off with that waitress
from Kenosha!
348
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,469
- Just go and run off--
- Penny, Penny.
349
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,212
What about me?
350
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,736
I've got my own problems.
Harvey's still in Kenosha.
351
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:41,217
And my own mother
doesn't know my birthday!
352
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,176
[instrumental music]
353
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,444
I just can't believe
what a scuzz that Cody is.
354
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,706
If we didn't keep
the bathroom door closed
355
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,490
he'd drink out of the toilet.
356
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,754
I think Cody's sort of cute.
357
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,147
Well, you go out with him.
358
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,670
Maybe then,
he'll stop hounding me.
359
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,108
Oh, he's just doin' it
for the money.
360
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,500
[chuckles]
361
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,156
Money?
362
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,726
- What money?
- You didn't know?
363
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,467
J.T. bet Cody $20
364
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,816
you wouldn't go
on a date with him.
365
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,339
[chuckles]
366
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,388
My weasel step-brother
is trying to make money
367
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,520
off of my personal life?
368
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,132
You make it sound
like a bad thing.
369
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,090
[instrumental music]
370
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,791
[Al]
Alright, alright.
371
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,663
Final question.
372
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,795
You know the last player
to win the Triple Crown?
373
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,451
Carl Yastrzemski, 1967.
374
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,105
That's not the question.
375
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,455
Spell "Yastrzemski."
376
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,067
Y-A-S-T-R-Z-E-M-S-K-I.
377
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,202
I give up.
378
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,464
'You're the champ.'
379
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,902
I have a baseball question.
380
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,295
[laughs]
381
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,992
Ah, you amuse me.
382
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,126
Why do they call it an inning?
383
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,263
- An inning?
- Yeah.
384
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,568
They play outside
385
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,963
so why don't they call it
an outing?
386
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,271
Um..
387
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,230
'Uh..'
388
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,579
He doesn't know.
389
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,146
We got him, we got him!
390
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,975
No! Igot him.
391
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,978
[indistinct chatter]
392
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,288
- Ow.
- I-I-I'm sorry.
393
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,898
I'm sorry. You okay?
394
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,292
- Just a little farther.
- Uh, Frank.
395
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,121
- I am not in the mood for this.
- Just be patient, okay?
396
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774
I-I just wanna
show you something.
397
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,733
Come on.
It's right in here.
398
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,693
Right here.
399
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,956
Okay, now,
just stand right here.
400
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,306
Okay?
401
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,829
[instrumental music]
402
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,657
Happy anniversary.
403
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:02,010
Oh, Frank!
404
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,144
Oh, it's just like Jamaica.
405
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,537
- Do you like it?
- Oh, I love it.
406
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,104
It is just..
407
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,759
...so romantic.
408
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,369
Who did it?
409
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,723
- I did.
- For me?
410
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,377
And watch. Oh, waiter?
411
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,900
[snaps fingers]
412
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,820
Oh, look at J.T.
413
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,866
He looks just
like a little island boy.
414
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,479
Can I seat you two now, mon?
415
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,787
Yes.
416
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:40,831
[both chuckle]
417
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,659
Oh, thank you.
418
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,534
Oh, uh, island boy?
419
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:53,235
- Bring two Jamaican farewells.
- Oh.
420
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,194
And something for the lady?
421
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,721
Real cute. Scram.
422
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,028
Oh, Frank. This is..
423
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,900
Ah, this is unbelievable.
424
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:08,685
- Does this mean you like it?
- Oh, I love it.
425
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,687
Did you do this
because you thought I was hurt?
426
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,255
Yeah, absolutely.
427
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:16,911
You think it's easy
finding palm trees in Milwaukee?
428
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,174
But I told you
it wasn't your fault.
429
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,829
But you also told me
you didn't want a present.
430
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,831
Yeah, but that's because
I wanted you to think of it
431
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,267
yourself without me
having to tell you.
432
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:26,921
I mean, to me, that's romantic.
433
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,445
Hmm, to me, that's confusing.
434
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,361
Well..
435
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,711
...I'll try to be clearer
from now on.
436
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,931
And from now on
437
00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,455
I'll try to be more romantic.
438
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,588
Romantic.
439
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:42,676
Clearer.
440
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,634
[instrumental music]
441
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,339
Hey, look,
it's Bomba, The Jungle Boy.
442
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,647
How would you like
a coconut up your nose?
443
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,824
Not so fast, J.T.
444
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,000
I wanna tell you
about the date I just had.
445
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:06,395
- Why would I care?
- Because it was with him.
446
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,268
Hey, it's Bomba,
The Jungle Boy.
447
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,313
[laughs]
448
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,054
You two went out on a date?
449
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,709
Yep, we went to a concert.
450
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:19,103
We saw the Brain-Dead Idiots.
451
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,105
And I sat next to one.
452
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:29,462
But it was worth it
just to see youlose 20 bucks.
453
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,029
Go on, pay him the money, J.T.
454
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,335
I guess you earned it
if you spent
455
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,511
more than ten minutes
with Vampira.
456
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,299
J.T., man,
I can't take your money, bro.
457
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,865
- What?
- What?
458
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,389
I should be paying you.
459
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,347
I mean, tonight was cosmic.
460
00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,524
I'm totally in love.
461
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:49,917
[Cody laughs]
462
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,573
Hey, wait a minute.
463
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,227
Dana, that lyric
just came to me.
464
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,664
[mimics guitar]
465
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,709
♪ Dana Dana Dana Dana Dana ♪
466
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,496
♪ You're drivin' me
insane-a.. ♪♪
467
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:07,151
Whoa, I gotta write that down.
468
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,285
Excuse me,
I feel an embolism coming on.
469
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,243
Oh, Dana, wait,
there's more. Listen.
470
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,203
♪ Dana Dana Dana Dana.. ♪♪
471
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:18,989
[instrumental music]
472
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,950
Whoa!
Lock the door!
473
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,954
[instrumental music]
474
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,645
[music continues]
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