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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,913 Coming up on 5:50 PM. News update at 6. 2 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,917 But first the weather. 3 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,438 No end in sight. 4 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,234 Rain and hail continues throughout France... 5 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,638 "cheap safari" 6 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,831 17 degrees F in Paris and 10 in Nice. 7 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,635 Elsewhere, a very hot summer in South Africa, 8 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,910 with a record 109 degrees F in Capetown. 9 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,229 Welcome to Africa, cradle of humanity. 10 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,668 This is where we were born. 11 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,758 My name is Richard Dacier and I'm all about Africa. 12 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,713 With me and my guide, Bako, the routine is over. 13 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,956 Go to the heart of the savannah. 14 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,674 You're expected, for the greatest of adventures: 15 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:12,272 A safari. 16 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:47,751 Which means, 17 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,436 a Dacier Safari will hit you where you live! 18 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,240 Chouchou, will you take a check? 19 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,189 Outskirts of Johannesburg 20 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,796 Bako will work it out. He always does, right? 21 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,475 It's hot. 22 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,473 It's usually hot, but now... 23 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,118 it's very, very hot. 24 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,915 I mean, compared to normal hot. 25 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,036 What? 26 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,438 Oh, I thought you... 27 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,189 Hello Chouchou. 28 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,719 Hi Bako. 29 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:43,797 How much? 30 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,230 $25,000. 31 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,510 Could Richard and I have a minute? 32 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,399 - To consider. - Right. 33 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,029 Consider away. 34 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,591 25 grand. How could you? 35 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,633 I had a fantastic hand. Four aces. 36 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,990 I was Puff Daddy, cruising. 37 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,519 He had a straight with suits. 38 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,078 A straight flush. 39 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,759 Straight flunch? What's that? 40 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,550 They cheated. 41 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,076 No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye. 42 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,799 Your eagle needs glasses. 43 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,833 Cards are marked. 44 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:24,790 Weird. 45 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,237 No need to cheat to beat you. 46 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:34,392 Well? 47 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,598 Chouchou, we don't have 25. I can give you 2. 48 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,075 Maybe 3. 49 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,230 What do you say? 50 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,676 I say he dies. 51 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,199 Unless you agree 52 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,759 to do a little favor 53 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,632 for Monsieur Charles. 54 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,639 Monsieur Charles! 55 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,113 Reload! 56 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,351 Pull-try! 57 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,631 Glad to see you, Dacier. 58 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,834 And it's not mutual! 59 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,595 Listen carefully. Bring this case to a friend, 60 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,076 north of Mapulanguene. 61 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,914 Six miles past the Mozambique border. 62 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,193 On Sunday, 63 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,628 at 4 PM. 64 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,029 Stop playing when I talk! 65 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,832 Please! 66 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,438 He never lets me play! 67 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,835 I want to jump out a window! 68 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,917 This is the ground floor. 69 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,278 Sorry. She's my niece. 70 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,519 Where were we? 71 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,153 Sunday at 4. 72 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,432 You deliver the case at 4. In exchange, 73 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,791 you pick up another case. 74 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,513 And what's in the case? 75 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,359 Fruit bars and a bilboquet. 76 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,395 You really are dumb as a fence post. 77 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,949 A friend of mine, 78 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,035 who will sort of... supervise things. 79 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:30,797 Where is he? 80 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,955 There! 81 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,472 This is Ralph Becker. 82 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,351 You scared me. 83 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,595 Do I have to go with these clowns? 84 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,949 It'll be fine. 85 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,676 A bus load of tourists in shorts is perfect cover. 86 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,475 If that's all, maybe we should go. 87 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,070 He should go. 88 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:57,753 I always guide the tourists. 89 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,513 No, yeah. Yeah, he... 90 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,592 He's the safari specialist. 91 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,314 I just book them. 92 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,158 I haven't gone in 30 years. 93 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,432 Let me go. I'll do what you want. 94 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,193 Don't send Richard. 95 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,078 Bako... 96 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,793 I know all about your bond with Dacier. 97 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,314 Your friend would do anything 98 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,471 to get you back in one piece. 99 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,908 Am I right? 100 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,635 Bako... 101 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,558 You can do it, Richard. 102 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,991 Take my guide book, be careful, and heed your instinct. 103 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,595 I'm afraid. 104 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,791 Forget that word in the bush. 105 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,629 Bako, not the bush! 106 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,150 No! Not the bush! Bako! 107 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,713 Because of me, Bako might die. 108 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,430 I'll never make it, Bernardo. 109 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,873 Come on, Bernardo. 110 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,391 I can't learn the bush like that. 111 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,156 All right. 112 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,112 Chapter one. 113 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,633 Dangers of the Bush. 114 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,630 The big 5: 115 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,718 Lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant. 116 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,469 Richard. 117 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:21,957 Dad? 118 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,877 You must help Bako. Save him. 119 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,115 It's your destiny. 120 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,877 You know I can't go to the bush. 121 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,912 You must do it. 122 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,032 And brush after every meal. 123 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:35,597 Yes, Dad. 124 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,197 Dad? 125 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,389 I'm going. 126 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,833 No, Bernardo. Not you. It's too dangerous. 127 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,918 You're just a child. 128 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,392 A monkey child, but a child. 129 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,028 DAD'S THlNGS 130 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,713 Hi! Richard Dacier. You with the Dacier safari? 131 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,712 Hakuna matata to you! 132 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,275 Answer, "Hakuna matata to you, too." 133 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,636 You're white. 134 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,308 Black at heart, though white of skin, 135 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,988 Africa is a cry that comes from within. 136 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,838 This way to the bus. 137 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:49,916 OK, ready? 138 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,269 Everyone comfortable? 139 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,072 Oh right. 140 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,277 This man took another flight. 141 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,075 His name is... 142 00:09:59,400 --> 00:09:59,957 Jean. 143 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,078 Right. Easy to remember. 144 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,311 Jean what? 145 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:05,757 Jean. 146 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,953 So it's Mr. Jean Jean. 147 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,993 In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues. Hard to say. 148 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:11,912 Great! 149 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:13,950 Got a middle name? 150 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:15,672 Jean. 151 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:17,870 To the hotel? 152 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,591 No, the safari has begun. 153 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,030 The welcome toast in the brochure! 154 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,833 We all smell like the plane! 155 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,072 I don't. 156 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,470 Except Missy. Who wants a shower? 157 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,594 All right. 158 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,836 Drinks, showers. But quickly. 159 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,391 - Dacier, I got a feeling. - Yeah? 160 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,669 No A/C, right? 161 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,555 No. If I turn it on, the motor stalls. 162 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,238 Mr. Dacier, on your web site 163 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,512 you speak a curious language. What dialect is it? 164 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,829 It's Woolite. 165 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,951 Waoolite. 166 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,751 Do they study it in colleges? 167 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,116 No, in the field. It's complicated. 168 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,557 The peanuts taste like cold cuts. 169 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,715 Mine is the opposite. 170 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,872 Yes, Mom. I've arrived. 171 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,433 No, don't worry. 172 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,995 Not yet. 173 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,514 My Fanta is warm. 174 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,717 It's not Fanta. It's Banga. 175 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,518 My Banga is warm. 176 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,870 It's served warm here. Tradition. 177 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,591 What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? 178 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,792 Sorry, you look like a dead fish. 179 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,592 Have I seen you before? 180 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,229 No. I don't think so. 181 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,830 Must be mistaken. 182 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,190 Everyone, party's over! 183 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,310 What party? 184 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,714 Everybody here? 185 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,319 No, Benoit is missing. 186 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,317 It's the... warm Banga. 187 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,393 - Mr. Dacier? - Yes? 188 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,751 Can we be sure this safari will encounter the big 5? 189 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,069 Right, the big 5. I know, I know. 190 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,356 It's not orals! 191 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,834 But I know the big 5. 192 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,518 Buffalo, elephant, rhino, 193 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,836 lion... and leopard. 194 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,316 Really want to? 195 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,952 No! The goal of a safari is to avoid animals. 196 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,709 Worst case, we could fall back on the little 4. 197 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,634 The big 4? What's that? 198 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,839 The 4 smallest creatures in the bush. 199 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,714 Caterpillar, greenfly, 200 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,197 mites and lice. 201 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,196 Faced with a lion, how should one behave? 202 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,512 Oh, faced with... the king of beasts? 203 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,352 The master, predator... 204 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:02,871 The boss. 205 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,355 - The owner. - The lion! 206 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,635 Right, the lion. With a lion, which can be pretty mean, 207 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,995 well, 208 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,271 you... 209 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,714 Never turn your back. 210 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,710 Right, that's it. 211 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,831 Don't turn around. That's it. 212 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,158 And baring your teeth is hostile. 213 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,635 Right. No teeth. 214 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,394 If it attacks us anyway? 215 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:23,711 Why would it? 216 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,520 If we get a lion who doesn't know the rules. 217 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,597 Lie down and play dead. 218 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,952 Are boas dangerous? 219 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,755 Bows? 220 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,517 No. 221 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,394 Well, depends on the bow. But usually not. 222 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,272 There are different boas? 223 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,516 Of course. Ribbons. 224 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,789 Arrows, violins... 225 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,558 She means a bo-a. 226 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,038 Oh! Right, the boa, well... 227 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,549 Well that's... I mean, look out! 228 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,269 No danger. Unprovoked, boas don't attack. 229 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,835 Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. 230 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,590 Look, zebras! 231 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,915 - Where? - Near the tree! 232 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:11,996 Can we stop? 233 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,679 Too dangerous in herds. 234 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,677 - There's only 2. - 2 is a herd. 235 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,029 Dacier, you scared? 236 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,878 Stop, we take pictures. 237 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,914 Take the pictures, but stay with the vehicle. 238 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,795 Mr. Becker, if you don't mind, could you get out a second? 239 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,032 Mix with the group, be a tourist. Make an effort. 240 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,558 I don't like tourists. 241 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,954 It's out of focus. 242 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,635 Mr. Dacier! 243 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,552 Take a picture of me and my wife? 244 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,358 You're too close! Careful. 245 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,471 No risk. They're like ponies. 246 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,908 Ponies aren't zebras. 247 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,680 Cats aren't cheetahs, sardines aren't sharks! 248 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,996 Be nice, come take a picture. 249 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,229 I got you. 250 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,714 Use the zoom. 251 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,435 Dacier! Over there. 252 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,359 We're being attacked! 253 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,278 - What's that? - Blueball monkeys. 254 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,710 Why that name? 255 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,478 Use the zoom. 256 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,678 They're ransacking the bus! 257 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,558 Wait! After they steal, they sometimes clean up. 258 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,752 They cleaned us out. I'll sue, monkey or not. 259 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,310 They ate my toothpaste. 260 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,916 - Didn't clean up. - Guess not. 261 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:41,791 Sorry. 262 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,075 - I'm so sorry. - What a mess! 263 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,595 I can see that. 264 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,233 - They slapped me. - Really? 265 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,360 There's one still there! Bastard! 266 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,357 Relax, they're gone Becker. 267 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,757 You called Jean Jean "Becker"? 268 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,710 No, I said, 269 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,558 "It's OK, they're gone... 270 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,750 "Becare." 271 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,830 From the verb "to becare," 272 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,708 meaning... 273 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,958 "to share food." 274 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,554 Let's go! We have to be at base camp by evening. 275 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,032 - I got everything. - Great. 276 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,956 Oh no, I can't believe it. They stole my Amex. 277 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,151 - The one with Flying Blue miles? - Yeah. 278 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,959 Only natural. 279 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,720 - Why? - It's their favorite color. 280 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,318 It was a joke, Bertrand. 281 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,758 Right. I know, I got it. 282 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,716 Anyway, they don't have my PlN. 283 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,958 It was a joke, Magalie. 284 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,628 I know, I got it. 285 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,955 Mr. Dacier, 286 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,277 what do we do about..? 287 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,112 About? 288 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,115 Relieving ourselves. 289 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,791 Behind those trees, I guess. 290 00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,230 Don't go too far. 291 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,469 All right. 292 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,834 What is it, crocodile? 293 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,072 No. Antelope, maybe. 294 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,956 It's solid, very solid. 295 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,514 Hyena, maybe. 296 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,676 No. Mr. Dacier, what is it? 297 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,119 Oscar Meyer weiners. 298 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,436 What's for dessert? 299 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,512 Animal crackers. 300 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,829 Want some? 301 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,150 I love to becare. 302 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,313 Not staying with us? 303 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,551 With you? No. 304 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,030 Strange guy. 305 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,595 Not a word all night. 306 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,877 The heat gets to him. He sweats from his nostrils. 307 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,592 Disgusting. 308 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,156 Fire's warm. 309 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,631 Playing cards? 310 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,116 Feel like playing some poker? 311 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,159 I don't like poker. I prefer magic. 312 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,954 Do a trick for us? 313 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,436 That's fun. 314 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,314 Fantastic. 315 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,509 The king's the father. 316 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,151 The son is the jack. 317 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,952 The goal's to find the father. 318 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,756 Right there. 319 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,312 Once again. 320 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,198 He must be there. 321 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,473 Where is the father? 322 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,076 Nowhere. 323 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,194 And you two? How did you meet? 324 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,033 - Bowling. - Baptism. 325 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,392 A baptism that took place in a bowling alley. 326 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,397 The parents are great bowlers. 327 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,999 So they had it there. 328 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,191 It was love at first sight. 329 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,115 Soon as I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the one for me. 330 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,832 No matter what the obstacles. 331 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,229 Ever since that day, I knew 332 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,955 who I was waiting for, hoping for. 333 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,230 Beautiful. 334 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,228 Very romantic. 335 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,589 And you? 336 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,230 Me? 337 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:50,791 I got a strike. 338 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,231 I played with cheetahs! 339 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,028 Don't laugh, I feel like we've met before. 340 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,278 - No, we haven't. - We have. 341 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,313 - You're an ER nurse. - No, that's not me. 342 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:06,711 What did I say? 343 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,115 It's true! I played with cheetahs! 344 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,196 Great, Benoit. 345 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,278 Tomorrow we leave at six. Five AM wake-up call. 346 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,198 - Five?! - Five-fifteen. 347 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,279 Great! We sleep in! 348 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,879 There were 2 of them. 349 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,118 Unbelievable. 350 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:42,950 Bertrand? 351 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,200 Could you look elsewhere while I undress? 352 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,589 Where? 353 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,598 North-northwest. Opposite way from my tits. 354 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,114 Where you from? 355 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,594 Peyrat-le-Chateau. 356 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,870 You know it? 357 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,039 Never heard of it. 358 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,038 You must know Beauvais. 359 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,754 I've heard the name. 360 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,590 They often speak of the Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice... 361 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,829 I truly feel Beauvais is among the world's most beautiful places. 362 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,396 That's at the Y, when I was a kid. 363 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,390 That's the National Tapestry Center. 364 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,672 See that smokestack? Sopalin paper factory. Know Sopalin? 365 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,630 Of course. 366 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,398 They make it in Beauvais. 367 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,036 You're so in love with your town. 368 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,878 Why did you come to Africa? 369 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,952 For the adventure. 370 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,591 When the impala is born, 371 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,995 he has only 15 minutes to stand 372 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,231 or he may be devoured 373 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,998 by savannah predators. 374 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,156 Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh? 375 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,555 These books were a great idea. Thanks. 376 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,109 If someone told me, 377 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,109 you'd be here on your 32nd birthday... 378 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,276 - 35th. - Right. 379 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,878 - Our Benoit, surgeon-to-be! - Not yet. 380 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,556 My first operation will be right here. 381 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,912 - In the garden? - No, the hospital. 382 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,957 In my home town. Beauvais. The best place on earth. 383 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,912 Yeah, we know. 384 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,315 And our last gift. 385 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,233 This is too much. 386 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,868 An African safari? 387 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,876 A great trip. 388 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,033 I travel through books. 389 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,309 Look, you read Africa, lndia, China! 390 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,670 Stop reading the world, see it! 391 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,757 You're 35, stuck to the couch. 392 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,279 Go to Africa! Fuck! 393 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,870 Watch your language. 394 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,150 We're going to the Pezet's in Saint-Tropez! 395 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,351 Next year, I'll go to Chile. 396 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,119 Must be nice. 397 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,399 Must be. 398 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,514 What was that? 399 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,475 Please. 400 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,074 That. 401 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,399 Please. 402 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,639 It's nothing, kill it. 403 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,353 - You sure? - No danger. 404 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,518 Sorry, Jean Jean, 405 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,153 it was an egg-bearer. 406 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,794 When you kill her, the young scatter. 407 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,150 They enter through your orifices. 408 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,913 Sleep with your pants on? 409 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,677 But some got up my nose. 410 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,350 Morning. Sleep well? 411 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,710 Come here, I have an announcement. 412 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,148 I have a little surprise for you. 413 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,873 Today, we're going to... 414 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,149 Mozambique! 415 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,111 Listen up, everyone. I have a little surprise. 416 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,592 All right. Today we're making a side trip to... 417 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,756 The Faundo village, right? 418 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,350 It's in the brochure. Faundo village. No surprise. 419 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,477 Oh, right. The village. 420 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,188 What kind of village? 421 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,918 A Faundo village. 422 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,156 It's in the heart of the savannah, 400 miles from Johannesburg. 423 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,591 A village untouched by civilization and decadence, 424 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,308 despite frenetic globalization. 425 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,398 The Faundos. Having preserved their ancestral soul, 426 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,149 this primitive people is immune to modern temptations. 427 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,798 - Momo. - What? 428 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,989 Nothing wrong? 429 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,749 What? I 'm fine there. Gathering fruit, looking exhausted. 430 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,234 What's that? 431 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,269 Enough. 432 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,708 Two weeks ago, Nikes. 433 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,918 Now it's the boxers. What's next, a Hermes scarf? 434 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,988 Jawal, when Wembe's carrying corn, 435 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,077 get in there beside him! 436 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,995 Azaan, don't laugh. When goats stray, 437 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,550 it's a problem. Lead them to the side. 438 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,876 I keep telling you. One more thing: 439 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,073 Turn off your cell phones! 440 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,030 The Faundo village, stands forgotten 441 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,628 in a hi-tech world. 442 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,751 Wow! Sounds so typical! 443 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:26,872 Let's go. 444 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,033 It is nice. Really a nice village. 445 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,391 But now that I know you, I think I know what you need. 446 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,318 I have something just for you. 447 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,233 A slight change of schedule, 448 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,357 and we can make a side trip to... 449 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:40,712 Excuse me. 450 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,189 Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours! 451 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,311 The Travel Office is watching you. 452 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,114 There are moles in your group! I got to go. 453 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,789 To? 454 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,429 There are two seats for you. 455 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,674 You were interrupted. A side trip to... 456 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,836 Right, too far. 457 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,351 A side trip too far? 458 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,798 How do you feel about moles? 459 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,316 Moles? What are you getting at? 460 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,192 Neither do l. 461 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,233 Why? We're going to see moles? Is that it? 462 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,717 Unless the moles see us. 463 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,669 Not knowing we know! 464 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,672 While watching, and not telling us that they're watching us. 465 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,229 African proverb? 466 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,750 Are you OK? You look stressed out. 467 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,829 Excuse me... 468 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,435 No good... 469 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,833 I get to Mozambique 470 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,150 or I lose Bako. 471 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,795 With the Faundo, there are moles. 472 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,433 Who's he talking to? 473 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,948 His engine. 474 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,674 Is that normal? 475 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,150 For men, yeah. 476 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,672 The briefcase. What if I lost it? Right. 477 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,111 Hi, Monsieur Charles. I lost the briefcase. 478 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,275 He'd never believe me. And then there's Becker. 479 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,752 OK, whatever you want. It's your money. 480 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,553 Fine, bye. 481 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,392 Change of plans! 482 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,312 Guess who's coming to see us! 483 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,549 Dacier! 484 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,033 It's so beautiful. And so typical! 485 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,189 - Can we talk? - Sure. 486 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,948 Hi, I'm Benoit Solanse from Beauvais. 487 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,991 But they won't understand. 488 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,953 - What is it? - Pillagers. 489 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,673 Pillagers! 490 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,399 Is it Ringling Bros. all day or we get breaks? 491 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,069 Don't panic. 492 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,838 It means, "Hands up." 493 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,109 No, no breaks. 494 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,151 - You told them hands up? - I did? 495 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,350 Who are they? 496 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,353 Pillagers. They're pillaging us. 497 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,949 They have blue balls, too? 498 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,076 Is it Waoolite? 499 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,157 Yeah. 500 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,674 Go talk to them. 501 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,918 OK, I'm going. 502 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,909 Pinch me. 503 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,155 Dacier! 504 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,670 In the bush. You vaccinated? 505 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:18,950 Don't overact. 506 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,117 I'm not! We're so believable. 507 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,438 I went to dramatic arts school! At age 11, I could do Moliere! 508 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,951 Look, just do what we said on the phone. 509 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,718 Get the briefcase off the bus, 510 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,195 from the jumpy guy with pimples. 511 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,549 Then get out of here. 512 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,473 This is it. My life is passing before my eyes. 513 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,910 Please, send my remains to Beauvais! 514 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,396 You. 515 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,154 Money. 516 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,999 If you tear her clothes off, 517 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,713 and play with her body... 518 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,238 I mean, just in case. 519 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,590 You not work video club 520 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,069 in Dulban? 521 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,679 I can't believe it. 522 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,229 You, mini-shit, you have the case? 523 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,509 Give it to me! 524 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,317 - Drop them. - What are you doing? 525 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,437 Saving us, asshole. 526 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,558 - Becker! - "Becker"! I knew it! 527 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,559 Your friend is crazy! 528 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,477 Hold this, bitch. 529 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,433 Hey, I'm a student. Sophomore, economics! 530 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,237 He is! 531 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,953 You're not a mini-shit. 532 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,436 They're blanks. 533 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,796 Yeah. No! 534 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,513 Maybe they're Supermen. 535 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,949 What is this shit? 536 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,639 I don't know anymore. 537 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,635 Jean Jean, you should scratch yourself. 538 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:45,317 Shut up. 539 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,315 Everyone on the bus. Now. 540 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,550 Now! 541 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,276 Get out of here. 542 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,635 You're finished. 543 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,514 - Tour license revoked. - You're the moles. 544 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,188 Once in Paris, my report will destroy you! 545 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,674 If you ever get there. 546 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,869 You drive! 547 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,274 - Why? - Shut up! 548 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,310 OK, Jean Jean Jean. 549 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,999 Becker, dufus! 550 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,593 Becker Dufus. Good name. 551 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:15,950 Get this straight. 552 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,833 My name's not Jean. I'm Ralph Becker. 553 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,635 And I have business with you in Mozambique, as a tourist. 554 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,837 Once it's over, go fuck yourselves. 555 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,433 Anybody makes a move on me, 556 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,436 I'll kill him. 557 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,756 So smile. We're crossing the border. 558 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,949 And there is no briefcase, got it? 559 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,034 I didn't hear you! 560 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,472 Turn the engine off. 561 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,679 Hello, Officer. 562 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,996 We'd like to visit your great land, 563 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,033 to glimpse the 1001 wonders of the pearl of Africa! 564 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,593 You talk a lot. 565 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,032 Everybody out. 566 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,952 Nothing to declare? 567 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,836 No, Mr. Briefcase. 568 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,032 Briefcase? 569 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,918 No! Pencil case. 570 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,588 - He said toothpaste. - Sounded more like pillow case. 571 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,516 Fast pace? 572 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,755 Chevy Chase? 573 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,279 Shut up! 574 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,075 You! 575 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,431 Not your 1st time in Mozambique. 576 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,073 Yes, it is. I swear. 577 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,313 You sell calendars? 578 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,677 We all have a double somewhere. 579 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,438 Like my butcher. 580 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,029 His double is Madonna. Without the mustache. 581 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,310 Sir? 582 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,791 You dropped your wallet. 583 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,878 All right, you can go. 584 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,234 What did I say? No stopping! 585 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,749 There's something in the way. A radar gun? 586 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,109 A camcorder. 587 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,788 Maybe security, to get evidence on the blueballs. 588 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,353 Weird. 589 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,629 Dacier, 590 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,909 go get it. 591 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,270 The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts. 592 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,390 Go. 593 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,518 A Japanese guy, all alone. 594 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,194 Deep in the bush? 595 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,357 Out of my way. 596 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,349 The Japanese and their pictures. 597 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,077 Not very bright. Getting done in by an elephant. 598 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,311 The same one. 599 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,518 He knows we know what he did. 600 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,279 He wants no witnesses. 601 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,069 Drive, or I'll shoot! 602 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,076 It will charge us! 603 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,199 He wants to rub the bus. 604 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,272 Maybe he thinks it's a female. 605 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,629 Stay calm. 606 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,634 - Like he wasn't there. - I can't. 607 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,358 Relax. Here's what we do. 608 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,118 Don't stare, or turn around. 609 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,556 Don't bare your teeth. 610 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,395 - It's not a lion. - Animals swap info. 611 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,715 He'll turn us over. 612 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,958 He can't know me, he can't. 613 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,434 Don't move. 614 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,790 I don't want him to touch me! 615 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:56,871 Don't move! 616 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,676 Get him away, Dacier! 617 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,953 Get him away! 618 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,394 He's sucking him! 619 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,672 Leave me alone, please. 620 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,078 Drive, Benoit! Drive! 621 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,353 Let's go, fast. First gear, second, third! 622 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,392 - Strange. - What? 623 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,192 The scenery's not moving. 624 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,957 Dacier! Do something! 625 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,432 I'll talk to him. 626 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,872 Put it down! Down! 627 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,514 That's not yours! Go away! 628 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,910 Go away! 629 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,435 - Any sandwiches? - You want to eat now? 630 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,392 Drop it! 631 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,035 Go away! 632 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,310 Come on, Dumbo! 633 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,428 Go, Benoit! 634 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,358 Don't bother saying thank you. 635 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,992 Want a kleenex? 636 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,156 Stop. 637 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,475 Stop! 638 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,959 Everyone out! 639 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,672 Faster! Move it! 640 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,712 Line up in front of me. 641 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,235 Hang on, 642 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,474 they're not involved. 643 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,477 I didn't say a word, right? 644 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,430 You can't kill us, just like that. 645 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,279 I always found you nice. Very open to others. 646 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,151 Turn around! 647 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,874 Mr. Becker, 648 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,197 I'm a doctor. Let me help. 649 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,478 It starts in childhood. 650 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,671 Violent parents, peer pressure. 651 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,275 No girlfriend? 652 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,914 I see your discomfort. 653 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,710 We'll talk. 654 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,832 I said turn around! 655 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,829 Why? 656 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,159 We're all dead. 657 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,118 I got to take a piss! 658 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,153 You are all so fucking stupid. 659 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,598 - We have to act. - Don't, kid. 660 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,312 I'm no kid. 661 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,750 It's not a bladder, it's a well! 662 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,234 - Tell him there's a lion. - Won't work. 663 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,636 All done! 664 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,233 Becker, behind you! 665 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,277 What? A lion, right? 666 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,712 I heard you whispering. 667 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,753 Dacier, do something. 668 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,837 Slowly, let's get on the bus. 669 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,271 And remember, don't turn your teeth or show your back. 670 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,194 What's he doing? 671 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,909 Coming this way. 672 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,912 - How long do they digest? - No idea. 673 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,233 After a good meal, I can sleep 3 or 4 hours. 674 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,670 Lions take up to 12 hours. 675 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,671 We can't wait. 676 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,599 He won't go. 677 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,199 Try the wiper fluid. 678 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,239 He won't go. 679 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,279 Blow the horn, loud. 680 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,715 I'll try it. 681 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,195 He won't go. 682 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,837 Try this. 683 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,350 Beauvais, 684 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,990 constructed in 1587 685 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,233 by Archduke de Grandpierre. 686 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,270 At 82 feet above sea level, 687 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,870 Beauvais is the most elevated town in the Oise valley. 688 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,839 The city ramparts were completed 689 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,793 in 1681, under Henry Vlll. 690 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,275 Sock capital of the world, Beauvais... 691 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,959 It is fucking boring. 692 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,274 Ralph Becker is not available. 693 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,391 Leave a message at the tone. 694 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,909 What's going on, Becker? Call me back! 695 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,750 Chouchou, 696 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,195 you have feminine intuition? 697 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,834 It's not my strongest suit. 698 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,873 I have it. And it tells me something's wrong. 699 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,189 And I'm a cool guy. 700 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,231 True, boss. You're very cool. 701 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,238 Yeah, but I feel my dark side coming back to me. 702 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,389 Coming back to me, my dark side, 703 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,919 I feel. 704 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,315 Why didn't he eat the head? 705 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,035 Maybe it's like us with shrimp. 706 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,276 Could be. 707 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,673 Maybe it's the hair. 708 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,438 I hate artichoke hairs. 709 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,476 Now that the funeral is over, 710 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,995 could you fill us in? 711 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:47,917 What's this about? 712 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,712 I'll tell you but don't panic if you hear the word... 713 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,316 "mafia". 714 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:54,951 $25,000... 715 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,549 A bus full of tourists. Perfect cover. 716 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,155 Bako! 717 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:00,875 Hakuna matata! 718 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,751 Disgusting! 719 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,792 You used us! 720 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,275 Like guinea pigs! I'll tear him to pieces! 721 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,278 She's right. This is intolerable, inexcusable, 722 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,870 unjustifiable, contemptible! That's all my adjectives. 723 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,229 The safari is over. 724 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,476 Take us to Johannesburg, we're leaving. 725 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,999 We're not involved. 726 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,395 Not to defend him, but he has no choice. 727 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,956 Remi is right. 728 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,471 I have to deliver the case. 729 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,875 - Look what's inside! - I don't want to know. 730 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,911 Either you end up headcheese, 731 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,910 or come with me. 732 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,830 Dacier! 733 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,230 I don't like doing this, but I am! 734 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,040 Now I decide. We're going to Johannesburg. 735 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,754 Magalie, I'm a doctor. I can help. 736 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,836 Shut up. 737 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,429 Magalie, 738 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,429 you can't kill a man. 739 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,111 I don't care, I've lost it. 740 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,629 Magalie, 741 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,349 I've always thought of you as exceptional. 742 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,518 In fact, I never got how you could marry 743 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,352 that shitbag, Michel. 744 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,755 Good taxi driver, cheating husband. 745 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,155 - Leave him out of it. - Put the gun down. 746 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,679 I don't for a second believe you're capable. 747 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,158 What do we tell the customers about Jean Jean Jean, 748 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,112 AKA Becker, or the Headless Man? 749 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,155 We're done for. 750 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,031 Wait. 751 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,113 Those customers. 752 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,079 They might not know what Becker looks like. 753 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,235 Bertrand? 754 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,917 Thanks. When you stopped me from shooting Dacier, it... 755 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,594 Really? It... 756 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,630 In 10 years working with you I've always thought you were... 757 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,678 Drippy, if you prefer. 758 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,635 But you were solid. 759 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,671 Don't call Michel a shitbag. 760 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,433 Roger, Magalie. 761 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,317 You knew he was cheating? 762 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,599 I might be... 763 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,674 but I'm not blind. 764 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,151 The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'll go. 765 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,032 - I'm coming. - Stay here. 766 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,912 You're not credible as Becker. 767 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,076 I'll be Dacier, he'll be Becker. 768 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,952 You're too young to be Becker. 769 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,991 - I could be Becker. - Or Dacier. 770 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,470 - Which am l? - Dacier. 771 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,430 I'm not Dacier? 772 00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,517 You're Becker. Bertrand's Dacier. 773 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,480 I'm sick of this! Make up your minds. 774 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,750 She's right. OK, I'm Dacier. 775 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,473 And Dacier is Becker. 776 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,518 Bertrand, it's too risky. 777 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,709 I'm going. 778 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,675 - Sit down, kid. - I'm no kid. 779 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,518 You're too young to die. 780 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,316 Really? 781 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:33,915 We might die? 782 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,835 What time is it? 783 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,955 4 PM. 784 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,794 I'm Becker, right? 785 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,797 No. I mean, yes. 786 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:09,239 Strange silence. 787 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,349 Are we late? 788 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,430 I'll quit deking you. You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh? 789 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,950 I'm Hammal, leader of the Mozambique counter-insurgency. 790 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,795 I studied in Canada, eh? 791 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,152 But enough about me. 792 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,234 We are running late. 793 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,509 Two years ago, 794 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,429 I was a trader in Toronto. Buy it! Sell it! 795 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,198 All day long. But I knew 796 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,038 I wasn't about bucks. 797 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,513 One night in my jacuzzi, I heard a voice. 798 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:05,836 It was Celine. 799 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,037 Dion? 800 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,472 Laurentides. My kindergarten teacher. 801 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:15,359 She said, with that pile of moolah you got, 802 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,476 make a putsch! 803 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,318 A putsch! 804 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,354 Which one is Becker? 805 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,237 Him. 806 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,311 Yeah, it's me. That's right. 807 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,751 I'm Ralph Becker, born June 12, 1964. 808 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,719 Nice to meet you. 809 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,309 Monsieur Charles told me about you. 810 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,999 He loves you shookums. 811 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,155 It's mutual. 812 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,555 Let's mush. 813 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,114 Can I check? 814 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,835 The case. 815 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,950 Of course. 816 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,396 Nice animal. 817 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,752 Yeah, it is a blast. 818 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,318 - For Monsieur Charles. - Thanks. 819 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,358 All right, well, we should go, right Becker? 820 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,834 Yeah, let's go. 821 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:19,435 You're a trip, Becker. 822 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,639 Yeah, he is funny. 823 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,592 Nice laughing, eh? But we better get to work. 824 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,395 What work? 825 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,478 Installing the guidance system on our missile. 826 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,433 Thanks to you, 827 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,589 we'll putsch! 828 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,474 This is an important moment for our country. 829 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,989 To celebrate this historic event, 830 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,510 the future national anthem of Mozambique. 831 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,675 Get to work. 832 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,112 Know anything about missiles? 833 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,395 Very little. 834 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,591 OK, I'm going to reboot it. 835 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:03,712 Reboot it? 836 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,798 It's on that button. 837 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,756 Oh right. 838 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,511 Mode reboot, OK! 839 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,832 It doesn't seem complicated. 840 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,400 I'll plug that in there. 841 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,318 Hang on. How many holes are there? 842 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,395 Four. 843 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,868 Eight plugs. 844 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,351 This is no good. We'll all die. 845 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,276 That's no help. 846 00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:36,309 I can't. 847 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,072 Bravo! 848 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:40,996 Thank you. 849 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,591 That's good. 850 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,077 Now we're ready to... 851 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:47,675 To... 852 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,310 Plug in the video and reverse poles. 853 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,549 This plug, 854 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,798 could go there. How's that feel? 855 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,039 Like I'm going to faint. 856 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,636 Or vomit. 857 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,038 - Let's take a break. - Yes. 858 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,635 - Something wrong? - No, we're fine. 859 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,274 Just taking a break. 860 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,549 Doing a purge. 861 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,752 Obviously. We have to purge. 862 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,550 It's Chinese, so it needs purging. 863 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,749 OK, purge is over. Let's go. 864 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,634 I'll try blue in blue. 865 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,589 Bravo! 866 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,356 Hear a noise? 867 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,552 It sounds like a coffee machine. 868 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,513 Smoke's coming out, and a razor sound. 869 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:10,109 Becker, is that fog and jigsaw noise normal? 870 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,114 Yes, quite normal. 871 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,999 Normal for post-purge. 872 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,513 Becker, there's more and more fog. 873 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,075 Becker? 874 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,232 Is there a purge problem? 875 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:46,990 Tabarnac! 876 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,953 Dacier, give me your hand! 877 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,639 Any problems? 878 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:03,791 Answer me. 879 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,310 What's this money? 880 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,758 Bertrand. They gave it to you? 881 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,959 Yes, good. Good. 882 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:25,950 Rockets! 883 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,838 They're firing rockets at us! 884 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,318 - What should I do? - Step on it! 885 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,313 It's floored. I'm doing 40! 886 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,553 Didn't adjust for the northeaster. 887 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,472 Benoit, look out! 888 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,033 I can't see! 889 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,314 - Back up. - What? 890 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,589 Back up! 891 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,393 We're too heavy. 892 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,668 Bail it out! 893 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,438 It's no good. We have to get out. 894 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,117 Bail! 895 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,317 It's no use! 896 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,479 Listen to me! 897 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:40,632 Another one's coming! 898 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,149 Hurry up! Come on, Bertrand! 899 00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,479 Monsieur Charles? 900 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,830 This is Youssouf. 901 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:01,995 Everything OK? 902 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,031 I'm keeping my shorts on. 903 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,229 - But I'm rather cross. - What? 904 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,634 Richard couldn't do that. 905 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,273 He played bushophobic. 906 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,590 "I'm afraid of lions and antelope!" 907 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,075 He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. 908 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,510 Stole my money! 909 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,835 Richard did that? 910 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,391 Yeah, and he got himself killed. 911 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,154 The dumbshit. 912 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,200 Wait! We lost Dacier. 913 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,676 - He's dead? - Blown up! 914 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:57,798 And I owe a million dollars! 915 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,915 Richard can't have died like that. 916 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,797 You deaf? He's dead. And now it's your turn, Bako. 917 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,232 Did you at least try calling him? 918 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,236 There! 919 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,032 He is kind of far away. 920 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,599 What happened? 921 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,038 Let's hide. They'll find us. 922 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:31,233 I must be dreaming. You're alive? Very impressive. 923 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,038 I'm saying you did great. And I'm saying fuck you. 924 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,714 You pick up in the shower? 925 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:37,750 Not often. 926 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,279 Got my money? 927 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,596 Yes, I have your million dollars. 928 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,069 Finally, good news. 929 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,238 You'll bring it to Johannesburg. Fast. 930 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,475 Right, Bako? 931 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,238 Richard, you're alive? 932 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,874 Tuesday at noon. Cristal Palace Hotel! 933 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,718 Dacier, why not take a normal road with earth under our feet? 934 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,115 Here they can't find us. 935 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,517 No one will, Dacier. We won't make it. 936 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,713 We will. Look, there are steps. Like a staircase. 937 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,911 There's no bannister! 938 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,396 That's it. I'm freezing up. 939 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,750 I'm leaving my body! 940 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,071 Stay close to the wall. 941 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,033 Remi's right. Be one with the rock! 942 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,471 "Be one with the rock"? Shut the hell up, Dacier! 943 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,433 I can't make it! Go ahead without me! 944 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,915 All right! 945 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,157 Benoit, you can make it. Imagine it's Beauvais down there. 946 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,994 How many feet down is it, Bertrand? 947 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,033 I don't know. I have vertigo. I can't count. 948 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,437 It's not very high. I suggest we jump. 949 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:19,277 Are you sure? 950 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,555 No way. 951 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,109 Give me your hand. 952 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,270 On three! 953 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:28,834 What's that mean? 954 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,190 Three jump or on three? 955 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:32,917 One... 956 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:34,437 Two... 957 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,555 Three! 958 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,269 Four! 959 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,119 You did it. I'm proud. 960 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,158 We almost died 200 times. 961 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,275 There were some down sides, but all in all, 962 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,388 we've seen lots of scenery and animals. 963 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,792 Even very, very close up. 964 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,550 Some weren't even in the brochure! 965 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,231 Dacier, so you know, at this very moment, 966 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,077 I'm hesitating between indignation and a head butt. 967 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,955 We'll find a place to camp, dry off. Or we'll get fungal infection. 968 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:24,672 So what? 969 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,038 Does that cost extra? 970 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,197 We haven't gone mushrooming yet. 971 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,072 We can still walk 3 hours. 972 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,072 Can't let them catch up. 973 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,194 We're alive for now. 974 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,469 Can I say something? 975 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,238 Sure, this is a democracy. 976 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,469 I'm sick of it! 977 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,551 Text book. 978 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,518 She needs to externalize. 979 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,673 She'll list each shock. 980 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,677 Elephant, blueballs, pillagers, 981 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,235 Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. 982 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,354 - What do we do? - Talk. 983 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,438 She should insult you first. 984 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,595 - Fabienne... - Shut up, asshole! 985 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,915 Totally text book. 986 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,276 Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit. Cocksucker! 987 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,748 Right, she did. 988 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,479 Now it's our turn. 989 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,752 Bunch of rednecks! You're all a pain in my ass! 990 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,518 What do we do now? 991 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,031 That. 992 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,750 Good initiative. 993 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,311 - Don't thank him! It hurts. - Sorry. 994 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,590 Had to calm you down. Feel better? 995 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,392 No, it hurts. 996 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,312 Bertrand, 997 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,671 I got like a sock in my mouth. 998 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,153 A snake! 999 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,549 It bit Magalie! 1000 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,158 What do we do, Benoit? 1001 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,032 My teeth are going away. 1002 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,070 I don't know. 1003 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,151 My neck's unscrewing! 1004 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,396 - You're a doctor! - Don't push me. 1005 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,079 My tongue is crumbling. 1006 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,038 Venimex, cauterize, urine! 1007 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,071 - I have Venimex. - I have a lighter. 1008 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,550 - I don't have to. - OK, I got it. 1009 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:02,476 Stop! 1010 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,075 If anyone is to urinate on her, I will. 1011 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,839 I owe her that much. 1012 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,119 I think the poison has altered her reality. 1013 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,675 She is elsewhere. 1014 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,359 Sure, but where? 1015 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,714 Got you, Dacier! 1016 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,430 Ski lodge. 1017 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:44,595 Come on, woosy! 1018 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,518 Come on, a snowball fight! 1019 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,472 Magalie, stop it. Stop! 1020 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,597 - Let go. - It's just snow. 1021 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,315 I'll handle this. 1022 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,318 - Come on. - I'm having fun. 1023 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,320 Strange, I feel like I've seen you before. 1024 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,872 You too? 1025 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,469 Forget it. 1026 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,237 - You saw me in... - ln? 1027 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,790 In the plane. 1028 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,235 OK, I'll drop it. 1029 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,875 Listen, you might think I'm coming on strong, 1030 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,514 but I actually... 1031 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,279 I wanted to say that... 1032 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,033 I know what you mean. 1033 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,914 Me too. 1034 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,998 There you are, kids. 1035 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,432 Great girl, huh? 1036 01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,911 Back home, they'd say terractive. 1037 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,318 A terror and attractive. 1038 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:01,359 Terractive. I've heard that. Terractive! 1039 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,149 Where are you from? 1040 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,157 Peyrat-le-Chateau, small town. 1041 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,790 I can't believe it. I know that place very well. 1042 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,672 - Been to France? - Yes. 1043 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,150 My father sent me, over 20 years ago, 1044 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,193 to Peyrat-le-Chateau, as a camp counselor. Actually, 1045 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,792 I did this girl in the locker of this gym. 1046 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,753 She was terractive! 1047 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,359 What was her name? 1048 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,989 Nicole, that's it! 1049 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,795 - Nicole Chantirier. - Yes, exactly! 1050 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,279 How did you know? 1051 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,595 She's my mother. 1052 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,597 Your mother? 1053 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,075 Nicole Chantirier is her maiden name. 1054 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:45,756 Sure she's your mom? 1055 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:49,475 The woman fussing around me since birth surely is my mother. 1056 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,591 Hang on, let's not get crazy. 1057 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,832 Nicole Chantirier 1058 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,554 in a Peyrat-le-Chateau gym in '85, 1059 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,954 might be more than one. 1060 01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,036 Mr. Dacier? 1061 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:01,594 I set up camp! 1062 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,791 Benoit, let me have your place 1063 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,831 and sleep in my shelter? 1064 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:27,271 Why? 1065 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,951 I'm a little scared on my own. 1066 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,310 I'd feel safer here. 1067 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,512 You know, I'm a girl. 1068 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:36,789 Why? 1069 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,151 Oh, all right! 1070 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,389 I won't tell. 1071 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:00,229 Thanks Benoit. 1072 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,590 Mum's the word! 1073 01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,515 I'm flattered you trusted me. 1074 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,754 I get it. 1075 01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:36,399 Didn't see that coming. 1076 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,756 Nicole, you're so terractive. 1077 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,149 Dad? 1078 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,679 It can't be. 1079 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,269 It can't be. 1080 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,717 Last night, I had an incredible encounter. A giraffe! 1081 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,955 Fantastic. 1082 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,629 Morning everyone. 1083 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,479 Sleep well? 1084 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,669 Bertrand, 1085 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,034 how old do you think Remi is? 1086 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,073 I don't know, 21, 22, 23. 1087 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,235 Why do you ask? 1088 01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,714 No reason. 1089 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,958 Morning, Magalie. 1090 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:58,315 Sleep well? 1091 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,150 Feeling better? 1092 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,635 You had us worried yesterday. 1093 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,189 You all right? 1094 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:05,594 I'm fine. 1095 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,754 Are you sure? 1096 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,429 Just fine. 1097 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,112 If not, you should tell us. 1098 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,233 Really, I'm fine. 1099 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,869 Magalie, where are we? 1100 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,110 What country? 1101 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:22,876 Africa? 1102 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,793 Good. And temperatures are... 1103 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,316 Hot. 1104 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,672 She's cured. All is well. 1105 01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:36,628 Come on, Magalie. Still a long way to go. 1106 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,552 Hot out today. 1107 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,352 Hakuna matata. 1108 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,235 Something wrong? 1109 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,475 I'm fine. 1110 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:01,755 Wait up. 1111 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,239 Here, it's all I have left. 1112 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:10,948 Want me to be lookout? 1113 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,149 No, I'll manage. 1114 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,394 Take five. Benoit's going to poop. 1115 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:20,233 Why do you say that? 1116 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,073 So they'll know. 1117 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,274 Excuse me, Fabienne. 1118 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,197 Don't be mad. 1119 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,909 I feel like I've met you, too. It's eating at me. 1120 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:38,071 - Eating at you? - Yes. 1121 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:39,589 Naturally. 1122 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,237 It's taken! 1123 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,233 What's taking him? 1124 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,078 Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed. 1125 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,714 Relapse. 1126 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:31,549 The mountain is our friend. Respect it, or it gets even. 1127 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,159 Let's call the ski patrol. 1128 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,397 Right, that's what we do! 1129 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,352 Not nice, Fabienne. 1130 01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,073 Just a little fun. 1131 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,589 What? 1132 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:26,230 Nothing. 1133 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,397 All right, let's move out. 1134 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,151 No other road? 1135 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,839 Sure, 1136 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:50,155 we can go around. 1137 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:52,635 It's only 30 feet across. 1138 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:55,235 It's hot. A swim will do us good. 1139 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,793 The faster the better. 1140 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,036 - Can everyone swim? - Yeah, let's go. 1141 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,515 OK, everyone follow me. 1142 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,913 Feels good. 1143 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,198 Can we stay a while? 1144 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,118 No, keep going! Hurry! 1145 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,636 Remi! Come on! 1146 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,512 I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus! 1147 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:36,709 No, come on! 1148 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,309 OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset. 1149 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:40,509 Hurry up! 1150 01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:42,833 Come on! Quick! 1151 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,995 Get out of there! Right now! 1152 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:56,596 Dacier! 1153 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,229 Crocodiles! 1154 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,716 Help! 1155 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,469 Bako, help! 1156 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:13,474 Float on your back! 1157 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,392 Remi! 1158 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,355 Float on your back! 1159 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:19,872 Richard! 1160 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,548 On your back! 1161 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:22,996 On your back, kid! 1162 01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:27,558 - They'll eat him! - First the arms, so he can't swim. 1163 01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:28,597 I can't. 1164 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:31,357 Bako, I can't hang on! 1165 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:35,597 Don't let go! 1166 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:38,077 Don't let go, Richard! 1167 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,748 Swim! 1168 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:54,712 I'll never come back to the bush. 1169 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,476 Never! 1170 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,235 Dacier? 1171 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:22,556 He gave his life for yours. 1172 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,793 I can't believe it. He was with us 2 minutes ago. 1173 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,878 We never got to say farewell. 1174 01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:35,310 Only knew you a little Richard. 1175 01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:36,910 Sorry. 1176 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,278 It just came out. 1177 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,515 If we're still alive on this glacier, 1178 01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:45,753 it's thanks to him. 1179 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,395 Well, he did get us into this shit. 1180 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,835 Seriously, as soon as someone dies people think he's great. 1181 01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:56,600 I say it's a little hypocritical. 1182 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:58,549 Ready to go? 1183 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:01,549 Dacier? 1184 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,998 You thawed out? 1185 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,958 Thanks for all you said, while I was dead. 1186 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:11,993 Except for you. That wasn't so hot. 1187 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,398 Excuse me, I'd like to speak to Richard a moment. 1188 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,437 I know. It's no use saying it. 1189 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,153 Yes, it is. 1190 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,278 My name is Remi Perronne. 1191 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,277 If you'd stayed in France, 1192 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,156 I would be Remi Dacier. 1193 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:51,754 Can I hug you? 1194 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:54,190 Well... 1195 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,356 I get it. You're timid. 1196 01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,599 So am l. 1197 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,518 Must be hereditary. 1198 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:03,115 No, go ahead. I want you to. 1199 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,074 Dad. 1200 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,355 Dad. 1201 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,677 I missed you so much. 1202 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:19,675 Stop. 1203 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,551 You didn't even know I existed. 1204 01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:25,435 But I knew something was missing. 1205 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:26,796 My little kid. 1206 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,798 I'm not a little kid! 1207 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,595 Everything OK? 1208 01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,998 I just had a child. 1209 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,319 Right, of course. 1210 01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:56,633 Why do I bother asking? 1211 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,829 So tell me, do I have grandparents? 1212 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,392 They've been gone a long time. 1213 01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:12,914 My dad went into the bush, after an elephant wounded by poachers. 1214 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:15,753 He never came back. 1215 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:18,508 My mom never recovered, died 5 years later. 1216 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:21,996 I came back to run the business, in my own way. 1217 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:26,989 Is it still far? 1218 01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,031 According to my maps, not far. 1219 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,435 How far is not far? I'm tired! 1220 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,278 Well logically, right now, 1221 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,356 we should be... 1222 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,872 - In the desert. - Shit. 1223 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:40,916 Not on my map. 1224 01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:42,355 It's not on my map! 1225 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:44,755 Sure, but we're here. 1226 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,197 The snow is so dry. 1227 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,038 Quit it, Magalie. Please. 1228 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,395 Magalie. 1229 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,753 Come back, my love. 1230 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:37,279 Don't give up. 1231 01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,878 Who are they? 1232 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,149 We're naked. 1233 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:33,197 Dacier? 1234 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:34,829 What will they do? 1235 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,554 I don't know, doesn't seem like a barbecue. 1236 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,751 This isn't good. 1237 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:41,836 How do you feel? 1238 01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:45,034 I'm sore, like I've been skiing for a week. 1239 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,352 Hear that? They're Waoolites. 1240 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,033 No, that's not possible. 1241 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,114 No, not the bag! 1242 01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:55,714 Not the bag! 1243 01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:56,955 Not the money! 1244 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:57,990 Bako. 1245 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,477 Betty Love. 1246 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:17,232 No. Not here. 1247 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:23,280 Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, 1248 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,672 your time has come. 1249 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:28,759 Prepare to die by firing squad! 1250 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:30,598 Do you have a last wish? 1251 01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,789 Yes. 1252 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,874 One last taste of love's pleasures. 1253 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:48,592 Well? 1254 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:51,271 Marie-Antoinette, Spain, firing squad? 1255 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:53,830 Queen of France, she was guillotined. 1256 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:54,756 Are you sure? 1257 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:57,918 And it's a Trojan horse, not a Trojan condom. 1258 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,755 That was my last film. I'm done. 1259 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:01,949 Wait. 1260 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:03,955 You must read this. 1261 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:06,150 What is it? 1262 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:07,989 A masterpiece. 1263 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:09,676 I cried. 1264 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:12,874 What's it about? 1265 01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:15,471 It's about a man with no past, 1266 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,911 bit by a radioactive rabbit. 1267 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,111 And then? 1268 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:24,713 He turns into... a fantastic lay. 1269 01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:27,193 Ride-her-man! 1270 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,231 I really need a vacation. 1271 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,755 Betty Love! 1272 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:37,159 Oh right, OK... 1273 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,156 No, I never heard of that. 1274 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,995 Oh yes! Oh yes! 1275 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:45,998 Harder, faster! 1276 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:47,758 I never would've guessed. 1277 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,592 I must have been mixed up. 1278 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,160 I'm guessing she's a divinity around here. 1279 01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,157 - Who to? - Popopopay. 1280 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:57,833 Two P's? 1281 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:00,155 The Davinci Load? 1282 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:03,829 Oh I see. Very classy. 1283 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,079 Now you know who I am. 1284 01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,311 Can I say something? 1285 01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,312 Sorry to get you into this. 1286 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:21,917 You had no choice. 1287 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,030 You're good, you'll get out of this. 1288 01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:27,755 I doubt it. They burned the money. 1289 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:30,596 Can I say something? 1290 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:41,349 I can't explain. All that money... 1291 01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:43,229 I started dreaming. 1292 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:46,597 Drama classes, 1293 01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:48,639 a new life. 1294 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:50,394 Without porn. 1295 01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:53,192 I acted once with clothes on. 1296 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,951 A nice film. I played a lighthouse keeper. 1297 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,469 But that... 1298 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,598 No one ever mentions it. 1299 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,035 So there you are. 1300 01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:04,631 I'm sorry. 1301 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:10,516 You're forgiven. 1302 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:14,799 That's my son, my flesh and blood. He's right. 1303 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:16,913 That took courage. 1304 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,951 Yes, you're really fine. 1305 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:20,957 I mean good. 1306 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,194 Fantastic. 1307 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,634 You'll get Bako back. 1308 01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:27,394 You're forgetting. 1309 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:29,511 We're far from Johannesburg. 1310 01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:44,832 Looks a little like Beauvais. 1311 01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:58,951 Could we have our room keys? 1312 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,315 Tuesday, 12 PM 1313 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:12,596 - Glad to see you. - Me neither. 1314 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:14,269 The money. 1315 01:27:22,360 --> 01:27:23,634 You're a sensible man. 1316 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:26,270 Yes, I've taken precautions. 1317 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,556 - Meaning? - You closed it too quickly. 1318 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:33,877 Tricky. 1319 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,389 Bako. 1320 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:39,276 I don't play around with dufuses. 1321 01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:41,109 Good drink? 1322 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,119 - What do you care? - It was poisoned. 1323 01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:47,392 The antidote is in the case. I have the combination. 1324 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:50,678 Cute. You think you're Jack Bauer? 1325 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:52,711 No, he gets 24 hours. 1326 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,038 You have barely 10 minutes. 1327 01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,753 Aren't you feeling warmer? 1328 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:02,517 I never saw 1329 01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:05,669 such a poor bluff. 1330 01:28:11,360 --> 01:28:13,112 Remember, 10 minutes ago... 1331 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,515 I saw you take pictures of her! 1332 01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:16,277 I did not! 1333 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,675 You're a pervert! You're sick! 1334 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:20,472 I'm filing for divorce! 1335 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,069 I'm allowed to photograph a female chimp! 1336 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:25,555 Pictures fine, but not ogling them! 1337 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:26,875 Honey... 1338 01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:28,433 Excuse me. 1339 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,756 Does this hotel have a massage room? 1340 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:32,473 I think so. Probably. 1341 01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:35,990 I tried champagne massage once. Good for the breasts. 1342 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:37,470 Want a drink? 1343 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,955 - You a hooker? - You're clever! 1344 01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:41,593 From the lady. 1345 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,354 Want to toast? 1346 01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:45,676 A thousand for a half hour. 1347 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:51,514 They were all..? 1348 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:52,997 My tourists. 1349 01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:56,394 You have 5 minutes. 1350 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:57,551 Chouchou. 1351 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:00,711 Let Bako go. 1352 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,038 - Let him go. - Let me speak to him. 1353 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,838 Give him the phone! 1354 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:11,838 Bako? Meet me at the lagoon. 1355 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,993 The fucking combination! 1356 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,760 Last 3 numbers of Chouchou's license plate. 1357 01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:19,355 Chouchou? 1358 01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:22,031 It's in the lot. I never look. 1359 01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:23,878 Chouchou! 1360 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:26,989 329. 1361 01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:32,629 My money. 1362 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:33,671 My money! 1363 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,154 That dufus fucked us. 1364 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,309 He fucked us, Chouchou! 1365 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:48,158 Then the blueball monkeys. 1366 01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,920 And the crocodiles who kept us from crossing the river! 1367 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,430 The bus blew up. The Waoolites knew... 1368 01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:57,350 The funniest was when Benoit gave Charles the warm Banga. 1369 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:01,918 Hey, you're forgetting the cheetah, the giraffe... 1370 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:03,235 Champagne! 1371 01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,519 - Take a glass. - I love champagne. 1372 01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:09,150 - Got a glass? - Magalie... 1373 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,479 Mr. Dacier! 1374 01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:15,436 I'm sorry. 1375 01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:20,389 During this trip, you endangered the lives of your tourists. 1376 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:21,909 You breeched your contract, 1377 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:25,112 neglected the most elementary safety rules. 1378 01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:26,509 As a result, 1379 01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,673 international tourism rules 1380 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:31,356 force me to... 1381 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,233 kiss you. 1382 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,110 Five times in South Africa. 1383 01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,232 I didn't mean that, at your funeral. 1384 01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:47,634 I know. 1385 01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:50,639 No views like this in Beauvais. 1386 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:06,713 You know, Bako. I think Africa is over for us. 1387 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,155 I'll follow you anywhere, Richard. 1388 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,315 Anywhere? 1389 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,348 6 months later 1390 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,474 Really! I was just walking along, 1391 01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:21,717 and 2 cheetahs appeared and played with me. 1392 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:23,114 Really, it's true. 1393 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:25,790 Come on, it's the truth! 1394 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:34,356 - The mountain bush pie? - Number 12! 1395 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:51,517 Let's go amigos! In the bus-o! 1396 01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,872 Vamos, turistos! 1397 01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,278 Richard, we're on. 1398 01:31:58,080 --> 01:32:00,878 Hakuna matatos! Welcome to Peru! 1399 01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:04,996 The cradle of humanity! This is where we were born. 1400 01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,919 My name is Richard Daciero and I'm all about Peru! 1401 01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:09,439 With Bakos... 1402 01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:11,870 ...my guide, 1403 01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:14,799 the routine is over. Come to the heart of the Andes. 1404 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,036 You're expected, for the excitement of trekking! 1405 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:23,478 Which means, Peru will hit you where you live! 1406 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,833 ...he told me, a whole thing... 1407 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,558 ...gave me this number... 1408 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:26,551 329. 1409 01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:28,479 I opened... 1410 01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:31,713 briefs, panties and socks. 1411 01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:33,913 It was empty. Empty. 90276