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[RAINING]

[THUNDERING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

UHH!

AHH...

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

WHOA!

AH. YOU'RE FAST.

I COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY OFF OF YOU. HA.

WHERE'S YOUR FRIENDS?

OK. OK.

ASTAFY. BETSY'S REVENGE.

A HUNDRED BUCKS...

ON BETSY'S REVENGE.

COME HERE.

READY?

GO!

COME ON. COME ON, BETSY.

COME ON, BETSY. COME ON, BETSY.

OHH.

I LOST AGAIN.

IF HARRY'S STILL ALIVE, I'M GONNA KILL HIM.

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.

NEVER, EVER TRUST A GAMBLER.

A BET'S A BET.

WHAT WAS THIS IDIOT THINKING?

WAS HE TRYING TO SHOOT IT OR FUCK IT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE DID IT IN?

16.

HE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT IN LESS THAN 20.

18, THE MOST.

WHO THE HELL CARES? LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S GONNA BE 120 DEGREES.

I CAN KNOCK ONE OVER IN 10.

20 BUCKS.

50.

MAKE IT FALL TO THE LEFT.

50 BUCKS IT IS.

I WANT A PIECE OF THAT.

THIS GUY'S GONNA ROT PRETTY QUICK, YOU GUYS.

HE DOESN'T MIND.

[CHUCKLES]

I'LL PAY YOU FRIDAY.

FRIDAY, THEN, MR. HENSHAW.

DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU.

AND YOU, SIR?

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE ONE ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE.

AW! BULLSHIT!

COME ON. BULLSHIT.

I DID. I...

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY I DON'T BET WITH YOU.

I COULD HAVE HIT THAT. SHIT.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[ELECTRIC SHOCK]

AAH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

YOU ALMOST ELECTROCUTED ME.

I'M NOT TAKING ANY MORE OF THAT CRAP.

COME ON. I DIDN'T HURT YOU, DID I?

IT'S JUST LIKE LAST WEEK. HE PUTS BABY OIL ON A WET FLOOR.

[LAUGHTER]

MAN, I HIT THAT BABY OIL,

MY ASS MUST HAVE SLID 10--15 FUCKING FEET.

IT WAS 18. HE MADE 20 BUCKS.

YOU IDIOTS THROUGH IN HERE?

HI, LIEUTENANT. HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING, BOSS?

THIS, UH...

GET BACK TO WORK.

NOT WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN.

HE'S A BIT EDGY. HE HASN'T PLACED A BET ALL DAY.

I'M TELLING YOU, LOONEY TUNES WERE NOT WRITTEN FOR KIDS.

UH-HUH. RIGHT.

THEY WEREN'T. I LEARNED WORDS LIKE "POLTROON."

"POLTROON," IT MEANS BASE COWARD.

"CRAVEN," THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRAVEN?

"CRAVEN," IT ALSO MEANS COWARD.

YOU LEARN THESE WORDS WATCHING CARTOONS?

I LEARN THEM FROM WATCHING CARTOONS.

PORKY CALLED SYLVESTER THE CAT A SHAMELESS PO-PO-PO-POLTROON.

THAT'S GOOD. DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHERS?

WHAT'S THE PIE?

GOD BLESS YOU.

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

THERE WAS A TAKEOFF OF LITTLE RED RIDING-HOOD, RIGHT?

THE WOLF SHOWS UP, TELLS GRANNY TO SCRAM.

GRANNY PUTS HER HANDS ON HER HIPS AND SAYS,

"FOR LAND'S SAKE, WOLFIE, AIN'T YOU GONNA EAT ME?"

NO FUCKING WAY.

YOU'RE A SICK FUCK.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S IN THE CARTOON.

I FUCKIN' LOVE THAT.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG? NOTHIN'.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHIN'? WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BAG?

NOTHIN'. I GOT SOME PIE FOR KATIE.

Group: OHH.

♪ GOT SOME PIE FOR KATIE, GOT SOME PIE FOR KATIE ♪

AT LEAST I'M GETTING SOME.

I DON'T RUN HOME AND CUFF MY CARROT AND GO TO BED.

GO HOME, MAKE SOME MAN MILK, AND GO TO SLEEP.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

GOD, THAT'S NOT FUNNY. JESUS.

I LOVED SIXTH GRADE,

BUT, PLEASE, LET'S TRY TO MOVE ON.

Harry: YOU'RE SO PRETTY. SHE'S SO PRETTY.

HI, SMILEY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOOTH? WHERE'D IT GO?

I LOST IT.

YOU DID?

IS IT COMIN' IN? UH-HUH.

OH. IT'S GONNA BE BIG, HUH?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? BETSY.

BETSY. THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.

YOU TAKE CARE.

BYE.

BYE. BETSY'S REVENGE.

COME ON. COME ON.

8 TO ONE.

THIS IS FATE. FRED, GIVE ME A QUARTER.

FINISH THE DAY WITHOUT BETTING.

GIVE HIM A QUARTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

MAKE HIM HAPPY.

COME ON, THIS IS FATE.

GO, GO, GO. DO IT, DO IT. OH, GOD.

GO BET YOUR FUCKING HORSE.

HOW MUCH DOES HE OWE YOU NOW?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE CAN'T BET HORSES ON "HARRY'S SYSTEM OF FATE."

WHAT WAS WORSE,

THE SALT OR THE HALF GALLON OF TABASCO I PUT IN THERE?

YOU'RE AN AMAZING CHEF.

SEYMOUR. HEY, IT'S HARRY.

FUCK--WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FUCK ME?

YES, YES, YES.

I KNOW HOW MUCH I OWE CHICAGO, YES.

LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME.

I WANT BETSY'S REVENGE IN THE FOURTH

AT TURF PARADISE, OK?

NO, I CAN'T.

NO, NO, NO, NO. NO MARVIN OR HARVEY. NO.

EVERY TIME I PLACE A BET WITH THOSE GUYS, I LOSE.

YOU GOT TO DO IT.

I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS A SURE THING.

[HORN HONKS]

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT USING YOUR SCIENTIFIC SYSTEM.

I'M BETTING ON A LITTLE GIRL'S SMILE, SEYMOUR.

[KNOCKS]

ALL RIGHT. BEAUTIFUL. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

WHAT'S UP?

WE GOT A CALL.

WE GOT A CALL?

WELL, THEN WE GOT TO GO.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

SOME WOMAN'S IN THERE

THREATENING TO KILL HER HUSBAND.

SHE'S GOT A GUN TO HIS HEAD.

SHIT.

I GAVE YOU THE LAST QUARTER.

GIVE ME A QUARTER.

YEAH.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

HEADS.

ALL RIGHT. LET ME HAVE YOUR GUN.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

MARIA SOMETHING.

MARIA!

SOMEONE COVERING THE BACK EXITS?

THERE'S NOT A BACK EXIT, BUT I HAVE A SWAT TEAM...

MARIA, I'M A POLICE OFFICER.

MARIA!

KEEP THE FUCK AWAY!

JUST--JUST RELAX, OK? RELAX.

ONE MORE STEP, AND I'LL KILL HIM.

I'LL KILL HIM, I SWEAR.

PUT THE GUN DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

OK? MY NAME'S HARRY.

I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

HE'S A PIG.

WELL, WE'RE ALL PIGS, MARIA.

Maria: GODDAMN RIGHT.

I HEAR YOU. I HEAR YOU.

DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A CIGARETTE?

OK?

[SIREN]

I MEAN IT! I'LL KILL HIM!

I'M GONNA KILL THIS ASSHOLE!

GUYS, PLEASE!

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

[LAUGHS]

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME,

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE GUN?

WHAT'S WITH THE GUN?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WITH THE GUN.

I COME HOME FROM WORK,

AND THIS BASTARD,

THIS BASTARD IS IN BED WITH MY DAUGHTER.

I TOLD YOU, SHE WANTED--

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD.

SOME STEPFATHER, HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT, MARIA?

SHOOT HIM.

HEY! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

AAH!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!

SHUT UP!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[DOOR OPENS]

OK, GOOD.

I JUST WANT TO GO OVER YOUR OPTIONS.

OPTIONS? YEAH.

IF YOU SHOOT HIM, RIGHT AWAY,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SYMPATHY ON YOUR SIDE.

RIGHT? MEDIA'S GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS

LIKE HORSESHIT ON A RACETRACK.

YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA GET OFF.

OFFICER, CAN'T I GET A BREAK HERE?!

SHUT UP!

I SHOULD KILL THIS ASSHOLE!

YOU'RE RIGHT, MARIA. YOU SHOULD.

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?

NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME SHE NEEDS YOU.

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR GUN?

THERE YOU GO.

YOU BASTARD!

MOVE ASIDE, HARRY! I'VE GOT A SHOT!

I'M GONNA SHOOT! OH, GOD!

PUT THE GUN DOWN!

LET GO OF ME!

LET GO OF ME!

WE GOT HIM. COME ON.

Man: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARIA! DAMN YOU!

U BITCH!

YOU HEAR ME?!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

Man: GODDAMN BITCH!

YOU HEARE?!

DON'T TAKE MY MOMMY!

HUH?

YEAH.

Woman on radio: UNIT 21, DISREGARD PRIOR CALL.

PRESCOTT WILL HANDLE.

DID YOU EVER SEE KING KONG?

I'VE SEEN THAT A HUNDRED TIMES, AT LEAST.

REALLY? YEAH.

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE I WAS A KID.

IT WAS ON LAST NIGHT.

YEAH, I SAW IT A HUNDRED TIMES, AT LEAST.

THAT'S GREAT, FRED. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

SHOOT.

NATIVES ON THIS ISLAND,

THEY BUILD THIS HUGE FUCKING WALL, RIGHT?

DESIGNED TO KEEP OUT KING KONG.

WOULDN'T YOU?

THE SCENE WHERE KING KONG ATTACKS THE VILLAGE

TO GET AT THAT SCREAMING WOMAN...

ANN DARROW.

HE ATTACKS THE VILLAGE,

AND HE FORCES HIS WAY THROUGH THESE 2 GIANT DOORS.

YEAH, THAT'S THE SCENE THAT THEY USED FOR THE POSTER.

KONG BREAKING THROUGH THE GIANT DOORS, YOU KNOW?

BUT IF THEY BUILD A WALL TO KEEP OUT THIS GIANT GORILLA,

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT 2 GIANT DOORS IN IT

BIG ENOUGH FOR KONG TO FIT THROUGH?

I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING ABOUT?

PLUS, KING KONG CAN CLIMB THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,

BUT HE CAN'T CLIMB THIS WALL?

DID THEY COAT IT WITH K-Y JELLY OR SOMETHING?

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

DOES IT?

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

Woman on radio: ALL UNITS, ALL UNITS,

DISTURBANCE AT ABORTION CLINIC.

McDOWELL AND HEMLOCK. PLEASE RESPOND.

[HORNS HONKING]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

EASY, EASY.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING!

TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN.

YOU OK?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

COME HERE. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I'M A COP. IT'S OK. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

VERONICA.

HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU, VERONICA?

I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOME PENICILLIN.

YOU SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OK?

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON

TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION TODAY.

Veronica: WHOO!

WHERE'S OUR PLACE, HARRY?

THE TYPICAL LINE WOULD BE TO SAY IT'S KIND OF MESSY.

TAKE ME HERE RIGHT NOW. [LAUGHS]

HEY, SID.

SID. WHAT'D YOU DO TO YOUR HAND?

IT'S OK, REALLY.

TELL ME. WHAT'D YOU DO?

WHAT HAPPENED?

I'M A DIABETIC, HARRY.

ESTHER HERE, SHE'S GOT BLOOD PRESSURE--

I WISH THE STOCK MARKET WAS SO HIGH.

YOU GOT NO IDEA

WHAT MY MEDICATION'S BEEN DOING TO US.

SID, GET TO THE POINT.

I NEEDED MONEY, HARRY.

WHO DID YOU BORROW FROM?

LOUIE.

LOUIE.

NEXT TIME YOU NEED MONEY,

YOU COME AND SEE ME.

OH, HARRY, YOU'RE MY TENANT.

I CAN'T BORROW MONEY FROM YOU.

AND GET HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, OK?

HE OWES ALMOST $2,000. THAT'S $2,000.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO, HUH?

YOU GOING IN THERE?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

HARRY, HARRY, HARRY. THIS BUSINESS OR PLEASURE?

SID KATZ'S TAB. OK?

DON'T LEND HIM MONEY ANYMORE.

SURE. HE'S RECALCITRANT ANYWAY.

DEAL.

WHO BROKE HIS HAND?

WELL, SUPPOSE I TOLD YOU IT WAS YOUR BUDDY.

MIKE HENSHAW.

WHAT MIKE DOES ON HIS OFF TIME,

I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

I ALSO KNOW THAT MIKE WOULD NEVER HURT SID.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO START ANYTHING.

YOU PICK A GIRL, ANY GIRL.

IT'S ON ME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'D HATE FOR YOU TO RUN ME IN,

AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO ELABORATE

TO THE PHOENIX POLICE

ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH DETECTIVE HENSHAW.

WHO BROKE MY LANDLORD'S HAND?

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING WOUND UP ABOUT?

YES.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

I CARE, MIKE.

I DIDN'T GO AFTER LOUIE BECAUSE OF YOU.

WHO BROKE SID'S HAND?

LOOK, I'LL TALK TO LOUIE.

NO, MIKE. I WANT TO KNOW THIS GUY'S NAME.

TELL ME!

I MAKE REALLY GOOD MONEY WORKING FOR HIM.

YOU REALIZE THE POSITION YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN?

I'M NOT EVEN GONNA DISCUSS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A COP.

WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 16 YEARS.

I'M YOUR FUCKIN' FRIEND. DON'T FUCK A FRIEND.

DON'T FUCK A FRIEND. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WHAT ARE YOU, A PARROT? DON'T FUCK A FRIEND!

FUCK YOU. NO.

COME ON.

WHO WAS IT?

CHUBBY.

CHUBBY?

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

CHUBBY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WAIT. WHOA, WHOA.

WHILE YOU'RE IN A "DON'T FUCK A FRIEND" MODE,

GIVE ME MY 50 BUCKS.

FOR WHAT?

FOR THE CACTUS.

I'LL SHOVE THIS 50 BUCKS UP YOUR ASS.

WHATEVER. GIVE ME MY 50 BUCKS.

I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BOOKIE'S ASS.

DON'T EVER WELSH ON A BET.

"DON'T EVER WELSH ON A BET."

DON'T WELSH.

YOU HAPPY?

GREAT. CHUBBY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

CHUBBY.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

DON'T EVER BOTHER SID KATZ AGAIN.

DON'T EVER TOUCH HIM.

FUCK YOU. WAIT UNTIL YOU OWE LOUIE MONEY

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

IT'S THIS SIMPLE!

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT PAPERWORK.

YOU TOUCH HIM AGAIN, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!

AND DON'T YOU FUCKIN' SASS ME EVER!

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH THE WRONG GUY, CHUBBY.

EAT YOUR FUCKIN' HOT DOG.

[VERONICA GIGGLING]

COME HERE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

PLEASE, HARRY, DON'T GET IT.

I GOT TO GET IT.

HELLO?

HEY, SEYMOUR, WHAT'S UP?

NO WAY!

HEY, SEYMOUR!

WHAT ARE THE STAKES? WHAT?

A THOUSAND BUCKS. DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY!

I'M IN. I'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES.

YEAH. 20 MINUTES. LOCK IT UP.

LOCK IT UP.

I GOT TO GO.

[LAUGHING]

I GOT TO GO.

WHAT? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

NO. I GOT TO GO.

I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS.

HARRY, DON'T TELL ME THAT THERE'S SOMETHING

THAT YOU'D RATHER DO THAN MAKE LOVE TO ME RIGHT NOW.

ACTUALLY, YES.

ACTUALLY, WHAT?

POKER.

POKER?

YOU'RE GONNA GO PLAY POKER RIGHT NOW?

WHAT?

I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS, OR IF YOU WANT,

I CAN DROP YOU OFF WHEREVER YOU WANT ME TO DROP YOU OFF.

HARRY, MAYBE I COULD COME WITH YOU.

MAYBE SOMEBODY THERE WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME.

STOP. NO. NO.

YOU CAN'T COME. YOU CAN'T COME.

YOU'D BE A MAJOR DISTRACTION.

THESE GUYS ARE THERE TO PLAY POKER.

THEY'RE NOT THERE TO STARE AT--

WHAT?

TAKE OFF YOUR BRA.

OK.

ONE. NOTHING THERE.

9. NOTHING SHOWING.

PAIR OF 6s.

MAY BE A FLUSH.

OOH, OOH, OOH. POSSIBLE STRAIGHT.

OK, UH, MURRAY, IT'S YOUR BET.

MURRAY, MURRAY,

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

BET.

YOU IN?

YOU IN? YOU IN, SEYMOUR?

A FLUSH AND A FLUSH HERE AND A PAIR OF 4s.

SEYMOUR, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU STILL GOT IT GOIN'.

I DON'T GET IT, HARRY.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY LOST ALL THAT MONEY?

[LAUGHS]

MAN, NOT ONE OF THOSE HORNDOGS HAD THEIR EYES

ON ONE THING BUT MY BOOBS THE WHOLE ENTIRE NIGHT.

YOU WERE UP ALMOST 3 GRAND AT ONE POINT, HARRY.

WHEW! 3 GRAND!

I THOUGHT THAT MURRAY-- IT WAS MURRAY.

WASN'T THAT THE GUY WITH THE CIGAR?

YEAH. MURRAY.

I THOUGHT THAT MURRAY WAS GONNA LOSE IT

RIGHT ALL OVER THE CARDS.

WHEN I LEANED OVER,

YOU COULD HAVE DEALT FROM ANYWHERE

IN THAT WHOLE ENTIRE DECK.

HOW COULD YOU LOSE, HARRY?

I DON'T KNOW.

POKER'S A FUNNY GAME.

FUNNY.

HOW OLD ARE YOU, VERONICA?

21.

ON MY NEXT BIRTHDAY.

[LAUGHS]

LET'S BET.

I WIN,

YOU HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT.

I FIGURE IT'S A FINE TIME TO BET YOU, HARRY.

AND IF I WIN?

GEE, HARRY, IF YOU WIN, I GUESS,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S A 9. THERE'S AN ACE.

PAIR OF 9s.

WHOOP. JACK, ACE. 3 9s.

BABY.

STRAIGHTENING UP.

UHH.

4 9s. YEAH!

4 OF A KIND.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS OF GETTING 4 OF A KIND ARE?

5 STUD, 5 HANDS?

ONE IN OVER 4,000.

YOU KNOW WHAT BEATS 4 9s OR 4 OF A KIND?

A ROYAL FLUSH.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS OF GETTING A ROYAL FLUSH ARE?

ONE IN OVER 700,000.

AND THE ODDS OF DEALING BOTH IN 5 STUD

IS ONE IN OVER 2 BILLION.

2 BILLION.

MMM.

I OBVIOUSLY CHEATED.

I OBVIOUSLY DON'T MIND.

MY DAD ONCE DEALT THAT HAND.

AND HE WASN'T CHEATING.

IT WAS IN LUBBOCK, TEXAS.

IT WAS A NICKEL-AND-DIME GAME,

AND THEY SHOT HIM 9 TIMES AND KILLED HIM.

YOU'RE VERY CUTE, VERONICA,

BUT YOU'RE BAD LUCK.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU HOME.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

VERONICA.

HARRY, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, ALL RIGHT?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

DAMN IT!

DAMN! DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

THAT WAS DOUBLE OR NOTHING. PAY UP.

FINE.

GOOD-BYE.

THANK YOU.

SON OF A BITCH.

HARRY.

CHICAGO'S OUTSIDE.

HOW YOU DOIN', CHICAGO?

[LISPING] SIMPLY TERRIFIC.

THANK YOU.

BETSY'S REVENGE.

I KNOW.

THE FIX IS IN,

YET YOU DUMP 3 GRAND ON THE WRONG HORSE.

THUFFERIN' THUCCOTASH! A FIX?

BUT I GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR YOU, HARRY.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT.

WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT IN ME PLAYING A SURE THING?

YOU KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA TURN OUT.

THAT'S NOT GAMBLING.

THERE'S ONLY ONE KIND OF GAMBLER, HARRY.

IT'S...LOSERS.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I CAN'T FIGURE OUT

IF YOU SOUND MORE LIKE DAFFY DUCK

OR THYLVESTER THE CAT.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME, HARRY?

YOU OWE ME 16,000.

YOU GOT ONE WEEK TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY.

[UNZIPS PANTS]

[URINATING]

YOU'RE DETHPICABLE.

[SIZZLE]

7 DAYS, HARRY.

[SPITTING]

SEYMOUR. DON'T HANG UP! SEYMOUR, DON'T HANG UP!

LISTEN TO ME.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME A FIX WAS IN?

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

FINE. LISTEN TO ME.

I WANT $16,000 DOWN ON ASTAFY, OK?

16. YES.

ASTAFY! IT'S A FUCKING CHARACTER--

DON'T--

[HORN HONKS]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY CLOCK IT WITH A CALENDAR.

JUST PUT THE FUCKING BET DOWN.

YOU HEAR ME?

GREAT!

GOOD MORNING, KATIE.

MIKE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 6 GRAND FOR A NEW ROOF.

WELL, I'M SORRY, HONEY. THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

MRS. SHUSTER.

HI, LIEUTENANT.

PUT SOLAR PANELS IN, HONEY, PUT A NEW POOL.

YEAH, WELL, WE DON'T NEED A NEW POOL.

WE NEED A NEW ROOF.

I GOT TO GO.

OK.

THE TILE GUY'S COMIN' OVER.

HE'S GONNA STRIP MY...TILES.

[LAUGHS]

YEAH. GOT TO LEAVE.

GOOD-BYE, NUTTER.

GOOD-BYE, KATIE.

BYE, HARRY. BYE, KATIE.

Nutter: DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT WITH THIS?

Mike: FUCK OFF.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I--I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

HELP ME OUT HERE, WILL YOU?

I WAS THINKING ABOUT OUR CONVERSATION BEFORE.

LET ME BRING THIS COCKSUCKER CHICAGO IN.

WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT IT?

HE'S A FUCKING BOOKIE. WE'RE COPS.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A COP.

I GAMBLED, I LOST, I OWE HIM.

THAT'S IT. I'M NOT GONNA WELSH.

I DIDN'T SAY WELSH.

JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES WITH THIS GUY. I SWEAR TO GOD--

WE GOT A CORPSE. SALT RIVER. LET'S MOVE.

YEAH, LET ME DEAL WITH IT.

NOW WOULD BE GOOD.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON'T WE FUCKIN' BREAK CHICAGO'S LEGS?

I'M NOT GONNA WELSH.

OH, GIVE ME A BREAK WITH THIS BULLSHIT CODE.

LET ME STICK A BULLET BEHIND HIS EAR.

NO...OFFICER.

DO WE KNOW THIS GUY?

WHO GIVES A SHIT?

LISTEN, WE COULD RIP OFF A HEROIN DEALER.

LISTEN, I GOT A BET DOWN

THAT'S GONNA COVER EVERYTHING, OK?

ALL YOU GAMBLERS ARE THE SAME.

WHAT'S NEXT? LOUIE?

I NEVER BEEN TO A LOAN SHARK IN MY LIFE.

YEAH, YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND YOU WILL.

HEY, FREDDIE.

HE'S TURNING ME ON. HOW ABOUT YOU?

HEY, GUYS.

A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE DEAD.

THIS COULD BE SOMEONE'S FATHER.

I FUCKED HER.

BULLSHIT.

I DID. ASK HER.

GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE.

NEED A LIGHT.

WHAT AM I, THE FUCKING CORPSE?

IT'S BAD LUCK.

WHAT BAD LUCK?

3 ON A MATCH IS BAD LUCK.

3 ON A MATCH? IT'S A FUCKING LIGHTER.

MATCH, LIGHTER. IT'S THE RULE OF 3s.

IT'S BAD LUCK.

YOU SUPERSTITIOUS FUCK. GIVE ME YOUR LIGHTER.

IT'S A PROVEN SCIENTIFIC FACT.

THEY DID A STUDY ABOUT THIS.

I THINK IT WAS OVER AT CORNELL.

THEY FOLLOWED AROUND 2 GUYS.

ONE WHO LIT IN 2s, ONE WHO LIT IN 3s.

THE GUY WHO LIT IN 2s WAS FINE.

THE GUY WHO LIT IN 3s DIED OF CANCER,

SECONDHAND SMOKE.

OH, GREAT. FUCKIN' GREAT.

SO WHY DON'T WE SHAKE DOWN A COUPLE OF WHOREHOUSES?

I'M NOT A PIMP.

PIMPS MAKE MONEY FROM WHORES.

I'M NOT A PIMP. IT'S GONNA BE FINE.

JUST BACK OFF.

YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.

I HEAR YOU.

HI.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

HOW'S VERONICA?

I LIKE YOUR NAME. LEILA'S A VERY PRETTY NAME.

DON'T CHECK UP ON ME.

I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

NO. SO YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS BAD LUCK.

WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT EXCUSE IS THAT?

YOU THINK MAKING LOVE WITH MY DAUGHTER IS BAD LUCK.

AND AREN'T YOU SWEET FOR NOT SLEEPING WITH HER?

YOU'RE A PIG, YOU KNOW THAT?

VERONICA'S NEVER HAD A MAN IN HER LIFE

WHO DIDN'T END UP BEING AN ASSHOLE.

AND YOU HAD EVERY CHANCE TO BE BETTER THAN THAT.

YOU'RE A COP, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

SHE WINDS UP AT A STRIP JOINT

AND A POKER GAME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[GLASS SHATTERS]

SHIT.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?

OK.

Harry: HEY, LEILA.

CAN WE TALK?

ARE YOU HITTIN' ON ME? WHAT IS THIS?

SOME PENTHOUSE LETTER,

MOTHER-AND-DAUGHTER COMBINATION BULLSHIT?

NO.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU YOU'RE RIGHT.

AND I'M SORRY.

THAT'S ALL. I'M SORRY.

[ENGINE STARTS]

HANG TIGHT. I'LL BE ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

CARL!

CARL! WAKEY-WAKEY!

CARL!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST WAIT HERE.

Harry: COME ON! WAKE UP!

[KNOCKING]

YEAH?

YOU GOT A GUN?

PLEASE, NOT HERE.

WHAT DO YOU NEED A GUN FOR?

YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

YOU GOT THE MONEY?

NO.

OUCH! OHH!

PLEASE, GIVE ME 3 MORE DAYS, OK?

GIVE ME 3 DAYS.

3 FUCKIN' DAYS? ON YOUR KNEES.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 3 MINUTES.

OH, NO. OH, PLEASE DON'T.

YEAH. YOU GOT THE MONEY?

NO. OH, PLEASE, NO.

SHUT UP.

HI.

HEY.

WHO'S THIS?

IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

WHO IS THIS? HUH?

WHO IS THAT?

MY WIFE.

IT'S YOUR WIFE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR HUSBAND

OWES LOUIE $13,000?

YOU KNOW THAT?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR WIFE

WHAT YOU SPENT THE MONEY ON, HUH?

TELL HER.

HORSES. HORSES.

HORSES.

HORSES.

HORSES.

NAH.

WHORES.

HOOKERS, RIGHT?

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT LITTLE COOZE

THAT YOU PAID EXTRA TO CALL YOU...UNCLE CARL?

YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG.

WHAT?

SHUT UP.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

MAYBE YOUR WIFE...

CAN HELP YOU OUT.

NO.

YEAH, I THINK SO.

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT LITTLE HOOKER, HUH?

WHAT WAS SHE, LIKE, 14, 15?

CUTE. BLONDE.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, HMM?

YOU WANNA HELP YOUR HUSBAND?

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HURT HIM, DO YOU?

DO YOU?

HMM?

IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME,

I'LL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[SIGHS]

[UNLOCKING HANDCUFFS]

YOU KNOW...

YOUR WIFE JUST BOUGHT YOU 3 MORE DAYS.

3 DAYS.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

MORNING, HARRY.

LET'S GO. CHICAGO'S BUYING BREAKFAST.

LET'S GO.

Chicago: ASTAFAYE.

ASTAFAYE.

ASTAFY.

DOSTOEVSKY.

THE HONEST THIEF.

"I NEVER MET AN HONEST THIEF,

"BUT ONCE I KNEW AN HONEST MAN

WHO HAPPENED TO BE A THIEF."

YOU READ THE BOOK?

NO.

I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP

BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE

HOW STUPID YOU WERE

TO DROP 16 GRAND ON THAT FUCKING HORSE.

HARRY, YOU'RE DOWN 32,000 NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

ONLY A STUPID GAMBLER WOULD DOUBLE HIS BET

TO GET BACK TO EVEN.

BUT LOOK.

I'M IN A POSITION TO HELP YOU.

THERE'S THIS GUY WHO'S IN THE CUSTODY

OF YOUR POLICE DEPARTMENT.

AND THIS GUY LIKES TO TALK.

SO MAYBE YOU SHUT THIS GUY UP,

AND MAYBE I FORGET THE 32,000.

CHICAGO, YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR MONEY.

HOW? YOU'RE TAPPED OUT ALL OVER TOWN.

JEEZ. I'M ONLY ASKING YOU

TO BUMP OFF ONE LOUSY CROOK

FOR $32,000.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.

REALLY, I AM, HARRY.

I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE, HARRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU GOT 48 HOURS TO COME UP WITH THE SCRATCH

OR KILL THIS KID JOEY SCHNEIDER.

THE POLICE ARE HOLDING HIM AT YOUR PRECINCT.

AND THAT'S IT?

THAT'S ALL I GOT TO DO.

THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.

AND UNTIL THEN,

YOU ARE CUT OFF.

NO BETS. NADA, ZILCH.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LAYING DOWN

A FUCKING LOTTERY TICKET.

UNTIL YOU KILL THIS KID, HARRY,

I OWN YOU.

SEYMOUR, SEYMOUR, SEYMOUR.

HEY, IT'S HARRY.

NO, NO, WAIT, SEYMOUR.

SEYMOUR--AAH.

DON'T HANG UP.

DON'T HANG UP, HARVEY.

DON'T HANG UP.

HARVEY, HARVEY, IT'S ME.

HAR-HAR-HAR--

PLEASE, WAIT!

OHH, SON OF A--

OK, OK, OK.

COME ON, MARVIN.

COME ON.

MARVIN, IT'S HARRY.

DON'T HANG UP. MARVIN, I JUST GOT--

SON OF A BITCH.

Man on TV: UH-OH.

IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE A'BREWIN'.

SEEMS AS THOUGH THIS TOUGH-LOOKING HOMBRE

IS OUT TO SETTLE THE SCORE.

BUT HE FACES A TYPICAL HE-MAN OF THE WEST

WHO MERELY LAUGHS AT DANGER.

Bad guy: CACTUS PETE,

YOU'VE REACHED THE END OF YOUR TRAIL.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS LOUDER]

[SHOOTING AND LAUGHING CONTINUE]

OH, STOP IT, STOP IT!

YOU'RE KILLING ME.

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

[TRUCK HORN HONKS]

[LAUGHING]

WELL, ANYWAY,

THEY THINK IT'S SOME VOODOO RITUAL.

KEEPS AWAY RIVAL GANGS.

Police radio: ALL UNITS, ALL UNITS.

WE'VE GOT A 1056 AT CAMELBACK AND HAVERS.

NEAREST UNITS RESPOND.

1056, CODE 2 HIGH.

FUCK.

YOU GOT A MINUTE, JOEY?

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FUCKIN' BUSY HERE?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

JUST A COP.

WANT A CIGARETTE?

YEAH.

I HEAR YOU WERE CAUGHT RUNNING PICKUPS FOR CHICAGO.

WHAT, ME?

I ALSO HEAR YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE.

NO, WELL, YOU HEARD WRONG, PAL.

DID YOU EVER READ ANY DOSTOEVSKY?

NO.

YOU SHOULD.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, DREAM OF A RIDICULOUS MAN.

IT'S KILLER STUFF.

DOSTOEVSKY WAS A DEGENERATE GAMBLER.

LOOK, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT ANYBODY NAMED CHICAGO, ALL RIGHT?

CHICAGO?

FORGET THAT.

I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME CARDS.

[LAUGHING] OH, FUCK.

[LAUGHING]

DOSTOEVSKY ONCE WROTE A LETTER TO HIS WIFE

IN WHICH HE DESCRIBED

THE SENSATION OF HAVING AN ORGASM

AFTER HE LOST

A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY

AT THE ROULETTE TABLE.

WAIT A MINUTE. SO THIS FUCKING DOSTOY...

DOSTIA--

DOSTOEVSKY.

HE'D LAY DOWN A BET, HE'D LOSE,

AND THEN RIGHT THERE, HE'D JUST SPLAT?

HE SPOOGIED RIGHT THERE AT THE ROULETTE TABLE.

HE A GOOD WRITER?

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SCHOOL SYSTEM

DID YOU GROW UP IN?

I DON'T READ TOO GOOD.

HE BET ON ANYTHING, ANYWHERE,

ANYTIME.

LET'S PLAY HIGH CARD.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

GOT A KING.

YOU DIDN'T SAY WHAT THE BET WAS.

THE BET WAS, I WIN, I KILL YOU.

YOU WIN, I LET YOU LIVE.

CHICAGO WANTS YOU DEAD, JOEY.

I OWE HIM $32,000.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN MY PLACE? HUH?!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[COUGH] PLEASE.

YOU'RE LUCKY I PLAY ACES LOW.

COME HERE.

YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

YOU SERVE WHATEVER TIME YOU GOT TO SERVE.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME? YES.

THE INMATES FIND OUT YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT,

YOU'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE.

YOU RAT OUT CHICAGO--

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO RATS IN PRISON, JOEY?

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

20.

NEVER RAT OUT ANYONE.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME? NEVER.

IT DOESN'T PAY IN THE LONG RUN.

AND WHILE YOU'RE IN PRISON,

TRY TO READ A LITTLE, OK?

IF NOT DOSTOEVSKY. THEN SOME MARK TWAIN.

THANK YOU FOR COMING FORWARD.

IT'S VERY BRAVE OF YOU.

I'LL GO AHEAD AND SET UP THAT MEETING

WITH THE COUNTY ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.

NOW, YOU DO REALIZE IT'S GOING TO BE

VERY DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO TESTIFY.

YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT, HMM?

I DID WHAT I DID FOR MY HUSBAND, LIEUTENANT.

IT WON'T BE DIFFICULT TO TESTIFY AGAINST THAT PIG HENSHAW.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YEAH?

LOUIE. MIKE.

I'M GOOD, NORM.

NICE JOB, COLLECTING THAT 13 GRAND FROM CARL.

YEAH, WELL, I'M VERY FUCKING SORRY.

HERE'S YOUR OTHER MONEY.

SIT DOWN.

YOU EVER WATCH NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

OR ANY SIMILAR SHIT?

DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY

THAT WATCHES NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OR...

SIMILAR SHIT?

FASCINATING STUFF.

I WATCHED A STORY THE OTHER DAY...

ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.

PILOTFISH, SHARKS...

BARNACLES, CRABS.

THEY ACHIEVED SOMETHING WHICH I STRIVE FOR.

IT'S CALLED PARASITIC CASTRATION.

THE SACCULINA BARNACLE

LIVES AND GROWS INSIDE OF CERTAIN CRABS.

A MASS OF ROOTLIKE FIBERS EXTENDS THROUGH THE CRAB

AND ACTUALLY ALTERS THE BODY OF THE CRAB

INTO A FEMALE FORM,

REGARDLESS OF WHAT SEX IT WAS.

THE BARNACLES REPRODUCE...

BUT NOT THE CRAB.

FASCINATING SHIT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

YEAH?

LOUIE. CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

THANK YOU, NORM.

WANT ME TO STICK AROUND?

I'M GOOD, NORM.

YOU SURE?

POSITIVE.

MY RAZOR-KEEN INTUITION

TELLS ME YOU THE NEW GIRL.

THAT'S RIGHT.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

AY, MAMMA MIA.

COME ON OVER HERE, BABY.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

[UNZIPS PANTS]

NATURE'S FULL OF RELATIONSHIPS, MIKE.

FULL OF THEM.

LIKE LEECHES...

THAT CRAWL INTO THE GILLS OF BLUEFISH, FOR EXAMPLE...

AND SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF THEM.

THE LEECHES HAVE TO KEEP THE BLUEFISH ALIVE.

OTHERWISE, THE LEECH DIES.

THE BARNACLES HAVE TO KEEP THE CRAB ALIVE.

OTHERWISE, THE BARNACLES DIE.

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

YOU WANT TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE

OUT OF SOMEBODY WHO OWES ME MONEY,

MAKE IT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T OWE ME A LOT OF MONEY.

I NEED TO KEEP MY LITTLE BLUEFISH AND CRABS ALIVE.

MIKE.

I GOT SOMETHING FIGURED OUT.

CAN YOU COME BACK LATER? I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

COME BACK LATER.

GET RID OF HER. IT'S A HER, RIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SOME GUY NAMED DOMINIC, ARE YOU?

PLEASE, PLEASE. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

I'M TELLING YOU.

JUST GET RID OF HER. COME ON.

Woman: MIKE.

HARRY?

OHH.

OH, LOOK, HARRY, PLEASE, DON'T TELL FRED, 'CAUSE I...

IT WOULD KILL HIM.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

PLEASE, HARRY. I LOVE FRED.

GET THE FUCK OUT, KATIE. TURN AROUND AND LEAVE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THAT TO FRED?

WHAT DO YOU WANT, HARRY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING FIGURED OUT.

WHAT IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? HUH?

[LAUGHS]

I WANT LOUIE.

WHAT?

YOU HEARD ME.

I WANT LOUIE.

LOUIE WHAT?

JUST LISTEN TO ME.

LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN.

YOU KNOW HIS SETUP. YOU KNOW HIS TIMETABLE.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY HE'S GOT,

AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE KEEPS IT.

HARRY...

I'M MAKING FAT COIN WORKING FOR LOUIE.

JESUS. YOU'LL FUCK YOUR FRIEND'S WIFE,

YOU'LL MAKE COLLECTIONS FOR THIS SCUMBAG,

BUT A HEIST FOR ME IS OUT OF THE QUESTION?

SHH SHH SHH.

THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME, HARRY.

FINE. WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, HARRY,

YOU GOT TO BE AN HONEST MAN TO WORK FOR LOUIE.

I'M FUCKED.

I'M GONNA GO HANG MYSELF.

YOU'RE GONNA HANG YOURSELF?

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU WON'T LET ME WHACK CHICAGO

BECAUSE OF SOME BULLSHIT CODE

THAT WON'T LET YOU WELSH ON A BET.

OH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA ROB A LOAN SHARK TO PAY IT OFF.

IF I DON'T PAY BACK CHICAGO, HE'S GONNA FUCKIN' OWN ME.

I'M FUCKED.

IT'S A PERFECT CRIME, MIKE.

WE GET MASKS. WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT. IT'S CLEAN.

HE CAN'T CALL THE FUCKIN' COPS.

RIGHT? AND HE'S NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.

HMM. IT'S PERFECT.

YOU WANT A BEER?

NO.

MIKE.

WHAT'S THIS SHIT WITH KATIE?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA POP HER ANYMORE.

THAT'S FOR ONE.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S NUTS.

SHE DOESN'T COME UNLESS I SMACK HER...

WHIP HER, CALL HER A WHORE.

YOU THINK FRED SMACKS HER? WHIPS HER?

CALLS HER A WHORE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR WHAT?

HOO HOO HOO HOO.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO BE THE ONE TO SHOW YOU THESE.

IN CASE YOU WANT TO HEAR THE AUDIO ON THAT--

NO.

PRETTY NASTY STUFF.

HENSHAW'S INTO ALL KINDS OF SHIT, FRED.

WE BOTH KNOW THAT.

BUT I GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING SOLID.

JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO PUT HIM AWAY.

Mike: LIKE CLOCKWORK AT 2:30 EVERY MORNING,

THEY OPEN UP THE SAFE

WHEN THEY'VE COUNTED NEW RECEIPTS.

HE KEEPS THE MONEY IN THERE FOR LOANSHARKING OPERATIONS

AND THE STRIP CLUBS.

I'VE SEEN UPWARDS OF HALF A MIL IN ALL BILLS.

HOW MANY GUYS GONNA BE AROUND?

4, 5, 6, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THEY'RE NOT EXPECTING THIS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

Harry: I GOT IT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SHIT.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHIN'. WHAT'S HE DOIN' HERE?

I INVITED HIM.

YOU INVITED HIM.

YOU INVITED HIM.

YES, I INVITED HIM.

A--WE'RE A TEAM, THE 4 OF US.

AND B--WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE THE CAR. FRED.

I CAN DRIVE A CAR.

YOU'D PISS IN YOUR PANTS.

I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT FROM YOU.

I NEED THE MONEY JUST LIKE YOU DO.

YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.

HARRY, I'M NOT GONNA TRUST THIS DILDO

TO DRIVE US AROUND.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MIKE?

I'M SAYING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR THIS.

Harry: JUST TAKE IT EASY.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTIN' SO EXCITED ABOUT, FREDDIE?

I CAN DRIVE A LOUSY CAR, JAMES.

NO ONE SAID YOU COULDN'T, BUT IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN SHOT AT.

GUYS, GUYS, WE DON'T NEED THIS. COME ON.

AT LEAST I CAN BE TRUSTED.

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

COME ON, STOP, STOP. WE DON'T NEED THIS. STOP.

HARRY, TALK TO THIS PRICK, WILL YOU?

YOU'RE CALLING ME A PRICK?

YOU FUCKING FREAK! FUCK YOU, BITCH!

STUPID PRICK!

STOP!

JESUS. SLOW DOWN. RELAX.

LISTEN TO ME, MIKE.

IT'S GONNA TAKE 3 OF US TO KNOCK OVER LOUIE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE THE CAR.

I'M GONNA FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE

IF FRED'S DRIVING THE FUCKING CAR.

WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING DEAL?

YOU PAY HIM OUT OF YOUR END.

FINE. WHATEVER. COME ON.

COME ON. FRED, YOU'RE DRIVING THE CAR.

SIT DOWN.

YOU BETTER NOT FUCK IT UP.

Jukebox: ♪ I FEEL SO LONESOME ♪

♪ YOU HEAR ME WHEN I MOAN ♪

♪ AND I FEEL SO LONESOME ♪

♪ YOU HEAR ME WHEN I MOAN ♪

ROBERT JOHNSON, HUH?

THIS IS A VERY HIP JUKEBOX.

HOW ARE YOU?

OK.

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS SONG?

TERRAPLANE BLUES.

TERRAPLANE BLUES.

RIGHT. MY GRANDFATHER USED TO HAVE THIS CAR.

HE SAID HE GOT IT UP TO 88 MILES AN HOUR,

AND THAT WAS IN 1938.

SONG ISN'T ABOUT A CAR.

REALLY? MM-HMM.

DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOME HIDDEN MEANING TO THE LINE,

"WHO'S BEEN DRIVING MY TERRAPLANE FOR YOU

SINCE I BEEN GONE"?

MAYBE I'M WRONG, BUT THE LINE,

"I'M GONNA GET DOWN DEEP IN THIS CONNECTION,

KEEP ON TANGLIN' WITH YOUR WIRES--"

SEEMS TO ME THE GUY'S PRETTY MUCH

SINGING ABOUT A SHORT IN THE WIRING SYSTEM.

"I FLASH MY LIGHTS, MAMA,

BUT THIS HORN WON'T EVEN BLOW."

UH-HUH. "LITTLE GENERATOR WON'T GET THE SPARK."

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?

NO.

YOU'RE STILL A PIG.

I KNOW.

I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT.

I DON'T WANT IT.

IT'S SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY.

IT'S A LITTLE PINK PIG WATCH.

HMM.

PRESS THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE. GO ON.

Watch: [SNORTS] 1:30 A.M.

SEE? SO YOU WERE RIGHT. I'M A PIG.

HERE YOU GO.

YOU GOT YOUR OWN PIG WATCH.

WOW. THANKS A WHOLE LOT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

WELL, YOU WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHING?

NO. I'M KIND OF HUNGRY, THOUGH.

I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET SOME GOOD PIE.

NO.

APPLE. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

I DON'T WANT TO GET PIE WITH YOU.

I GOT TO LOCK UP.

♪ WHO BEEN DRIVIN' MY TERRAPLANE FOR ♪

♪ YOU-HOO SINCE I BEEN GONE? ♪

YOU LIKE THE WATCH, DON'T YOU?

OOH, I LOVE IT.

♪ KEEP ON TANGLIN' WITH YOUR WIRES ♪

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?

NO, I CAN'T. I GOT TO GET HOME.

IT'S EARLY.

IT'S ONLY--LET'S SEE. IT'S ONLY...

Watch: 1:37 A.M.

THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT.

[THUNDER]

OH! OH, MAN!

HERE, I--

ALL RIGHT.

GET IN. COME ON, GET IN.

HA HA.

WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES OR SOMETHING?

I CAN'T.

WHY? WHY? YOU BUSY?

I JUST CAN'T.

ALL RIGHT.

IF THE DROP ON THE LEFT HERE

BEATS THE DROP ON THE RIGHT,

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH ME.

THEY'RE OFF. THEY'RE OFF.

COME ON. COME ON, LEFT.

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, LEFT. AAH!

OHH!

I WON.

WE BET.

YOU CAN'T WELSH.

OK?

I TOLD YOU, IT'S PERFECT.

LET'S HOPE WE CAN FIND THIS SHITHOLE IN THE DARK.

DON'T WANT TO GET LOST.

YEAH.

WHAT'S UP WITH FRED?

HE'S ACTING A LITTLE EDGY LATELY.

STOP FUCKING HIS WIFE.

MAYBE THAT'LL HELP.

THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

HERE.

I GOT YOU A TACO.

HOW COULD YOU EAT THAT SHIT?

IT'S THE ONLY PLACE OPEN. YOU WANT IT?

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? NO.

FINE.

ASS'LL BURN LIKE HELL TOMORROW.

FINE.

WHAT TIME DOES THIS BARTENDER LEAVE?

2:30 ON THE NOSE.

WELL, 2:30 APPROXIMATELY, MORE OR LESS.

WHAT KIND OF GUNS DO LOUIE'S GUYS CARRY?

9-MILLIMETER. 12-GAUGE BEHIND THE BAR.

THERE HE IS. THERE HE IS.

"2:30."

RIGHT ON THE NOSE.

MIKE, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE MONEY BEING THERE?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TONIGHT?

NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN'.

MY OLD MAN USED TO WORK FOR A LOAN SHARK.

SO?

HE USED TO TELL ME

THAT THE WORST THING A GAMBLER COULD DO

IS BORROW MONEY FROM A LOAN SHARK.

PAWN SHOPS ARE OK, BUT NOT LOAN SHARKS.

HARRY, BORROWING MONEY FROM A LOAN SHARK

AND STEALING MONEY FROM A LOAN SHARK

ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS.

IT'S STILL COMING FROM THE LOAN SHARK, THOUGH.

IT'S BETTER THAN CHEATIN', THOUGH.

I'D NEVER CHEAT, NEVER.

GAMBLERS WHO CHEAT

ARE MORE INTERESTED IN MONEY THAN GAMBLING.

AND WHAT'S MONEY?

YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL.

I DON'T GAMBLE TO MAKE MONEY.

NO SHIT.

YOU GOT A LIGHT?

HERE.

Woman: NO. NO, NO. 2 YEARS NOW.

[POP]

I GOTCHA!

YOU THINK THAT'S FUCKIN' FUNNY?

HELL, YES, I THINK THAT'S FUNNY.

THAT'S DAMN FUNNY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY, HUH?

SOMEBODY A LITTLE TESTY TODAY, ARE WE?

I'M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR FUCKING SHIT, THAT'S ALL.

OH, I SEE WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS HERE, HUH?

ACTUALLY A CASE OF LITTLE TESTES.

HEY, WHAT? YOU WANT A FUCKIN' PIECE, MOTHERFUCKER?

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

HE CAN DISH IT OUT,

BUT HE CAN'T TAKE IT, CAN HE?

HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON OUT HERE, GUYS?

THE HEAT GETTIN' TO YOU?

I'M TRYING TO TALK ON THE GODDAMN PHONE.

PICK THIS SHIT UP.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

DETECTIVE SHUSTER.

NO. LOOK, KATIE,

WE ALREADY TOLD THEM WHAT'S...

HONEY, LISTEN TO ME!

DO WHAT I SAY! JUST TAKE CARE OF IT!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

JUST TAKE IT EASY, FRED.

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LIGHTER?

NO.

GODDAMN IT!

TALK ABOUT TAKING IT EASY.

DID YOU STEAL IT? DID YOU TAKE IT?

NO, I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR FUCKIN' LIGHTER.

SON OF A BITCH.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MY DAD GAVE ME.

IT'S MY LUCKY PIECE.

WHY WOULD I STEAL YOUR FATHER'S LIGHTER?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A SADISTIC FUCK, THAT'S WHY.

FINE.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

THIS ISN'T GOOD.

FUCK!

I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME AIR.

WHERE? WE'RE IN FUCKIN' PHOENIX.

THERE IS NO AIR.

JOHN, YOU GOT ANY MATCHES?

KEEP 'EM. THANKS.

Officer: YOU'RE GOING HOME, SON.

THIS MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY.

KEEP MOVIN'.

HI.

HI.

SO YOU CAME TO COLLECT ON THE RAINDROP BET?

THAT'S THE FIRST BET I'VE WON IN A LONG TIME.

YOU GONNA TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES?

YES.

TONIGHT'S NOT A GOOD NIGHT, BUT...

YEP.

SO WHY'D YOU COME TO SEE ME?

I LOST SOMETHING OF MINE

THAT'S BROUGHT ME A LOT OF GOOD LUCK IN THE PAST,

AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOMETHING OF YOURS FOR LUCK.

I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT GOOD LUCK LOOKED LIKE.

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT IT FOR, HARRY?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IT.

WHY ASK ME? WHY NOT SOMEBODY ELSE?

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.

AND I JUST WANT IT TO COME FROM YOU.

YOU'RE A GAMBLER.

YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LUCK,

GET YOURSELF OUT OF WHATEVER SHIT

YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO.

JUST DON'T GAMBLE WITH ME.

I WON'T.

CAN I HAVE THOSE MATCHES?

SURE.

HOW ABOUT I COME OVER TOMORROW FOR BREAKFAST?

I'D LIKE THAT.

HARRY.

THANKS.

GIVE ME ONE OF THEM, WILL YOU?

SHOOT.

NO, DON'T, DON'T!

IT'S A PROVEN SCIENTIFIC FACT.

YEAH, I BELIEVE

IT WAS CORNELL UNIVERSITY, MAYBE?

[LAUGHTER]

[THUNDERING]

GOOD NIGHT.

SEE YA.

Louie: HEY, MR. SLICK.

HOW'S IT GOIN'?

ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALL THERE.

HMM. FEELS A LITTLE LIGHT.

NO, IT'S ALL THERE.

LISTEN, YOU SAID YOU COULD HOOK ME UP, RIGHT?

NO PROBLEM. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.

HEY, BOOBY BABY!

COME ON OVER HERE, CHARLOTTE. COME ON.

YOU'RE ON, CHARLOTTE.

LET'S GO.

WHAT'S THAT?

LUBRICANT.

WHAT? THINK YOU'RE FRANK SINATRA OR SOMETHING?

WOMEN JUST LOOK AT YOU AND ZANG, INSTANT WET.

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A LOT OF LUBRICANT, PAL.

ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD.

CLOSE YOUR EYES, BOYS.

HEY, NORM. I'M NEXT.

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, DOG.

HEY, WAIT--

BULLSHIT.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE?

Man: OH, YEAH.

OH. OH, GOD.

OH. OH, GOD.

OH.

OH, GOD!

OH, FUCK, LOUIE,

I AIN'T DOIN' ANYONE ELSE.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

LISTEN TO ME. I WANT YOU TO GET UP, OPEN THE SAFE,

AND PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG HERE. NOW.

LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING SAFE!

WE CAN MAKE A DEAL HERE.

GET UP, OPEN THE SAFE, PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG NOW.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM, A SWISS BANK?

FUCK YOU.

SHIT!

NO! GODDAMN IT!

WHAT THE FUCK'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

WILL YOU GUYS ACT PROFESSIONAL?!

OPEN THE SAFE, MOTHERFUCKER!

NOW! COME ON!

Louie: OK.

YOU GUYS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKIN' MONEY, LOUIE.

PARASITIC CASTRATION'S GONNA BE A PICNIC

COMPARED TO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BARNACLES.

AAH!

NO, MIKE! NO!

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

IF ONLY I HAD MY DAD'S LUCKY LIGHTER.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT, BITCH!

IT'S A PIECE OF GUM, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

DON'T DO IT! DOWN! DOWN!

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I WAS JUST REACHING FOR MY PANTS.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NOBODY'S GONNA SHOOT YA.

DO YOU KNOW THE COMBINATION TO THIS SAFE?

I DON'T KNOW. ONLY LOUIE DOES.

ONLY LOUIE.

DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO CRACK A SAFE?

HUH?

DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE A BORESCOPE OR A DRILL?

I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER FUCKIN' JACKET.

DON'T GET TESTY, MIKE!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT LOUIE BEFORE HE GOT TO OPEN THE SAFE!

I HAD NO CHOICE.

OH, STOP!

Charlotte: UH...

CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE WHOLE SAFE?

NO. IT'S BOLTED DOWN.

BUT I ONCE KNEW A GUY WHO OPENED A SAFE

WITH AN INDUSTRIAL VIBRATOR.

YOUR NAME IS WHAT?

BURT.

BURT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU CAN USE A STETHOSCOPE.

YOU CAN LISTEN FOR THE TUMBLERS, RIGHT?

AAH! AAH! SHH!

CHEW YOUR GUM, OK? SHH!

YOU GOT YELLOW PAGES?

YEAH. WHERE?

IN THE DESK DRAWER.

WHICH SIDE? THE RIGHT SIDE.

THE RIGHT FROM HERE OR THE RIGHT FROM THERE?

THAT SIDE OVER THERE!

EXCUSE ME, GENIUS. DON'T TRIP ON THE BODY.

"PRAYING MONK LOCKSMITH. 24-HOUR DISPATCH.

"NEVER MET A LOCK WE CAN'T OPEN.

20% DISCOUNT FOR FIRST-TIMERS AND POLICE BONDED."

[BRAKES SCREECH]

OH, GODDAMN IT!

WHAT THE FUCK?

KEEP FUCKIN' MOVIN'. DON'T TURN AROUND.

IT'S OK. IT'S OK. LISTEN TO ME.

WE'RE FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS, OK?

IF YOU DO THIS IN A HURRY, WE'LL FORGET ABOUT THE 20%, OK?

GREAT. IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

IS IT STILL RAINING?

MM-HMM.

TRICK IS KNOWING WHERE TO DRILL

SO I CAN SEE THE TUMBLERS FALL.

SEE? I NEVER MET A SAFE I COULDN'T OPEN.

Mike: YOU NEVER MET MY EX-WIFE.

Harry: GIVE US THE MONEY.

HERE YOU GO. THANKS A LOT.

HERE YOU GO.

James: HEY.

LET'S NOT FORGET TO KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT, HUH?

Harry: COME ON, FRED.

Mike: LET'S GO, FRED!

FUCKIN' COME ON!

Harry: FRED!

JESUS CHRIST! COME ON!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

LEARN TO FUCKIN'--

COME ON! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!

SCOOT OVER!

Mike: WHAT ARE YOU ON, FUCKIN' HEROIN? LET'S GO!

[SIRENS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

I FUCKED UP.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FRED.

DID YOU GUYS KILL ANYBODY UP THERE?

YEAH.

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE GOT?

WELL, MINUS 32 GRAND FOR CHICAGO,

40 BUCKS FOR THE MASKS--

I'D SAY ABOUT 150, $200,000.

HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU GUYS KILL?

FRED, CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

YEAH.

STEP ON IT, WILL YA?

YOU DON'T THINK HARRY

WOULD FUCK US OUT OF THE MONEY, DO YOU?

HARRY? NAH. NO WAY.

DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER, THOUGH, OK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

WHY ARE YOU STOPPIN'?

I'M NOT.

THE FUCKING CAR'S OUT OF GAS.

YOU'RE OUT OF GAS? YOU DIDN'T PUT GAS IN THE CAR?

I PUT THE FUCKING GAS IN THE CAR!

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

[PANTING]

THERE IT IS.

WE DID IT, FRED.

HARRY, YOU DIDN'T FUCK KATIE, DID YOU?

WHAT?

DID YOU FUCK KATIE? DID YOU FUCK KATIE?

FRED. FRED, NO!

DID YOU EVER FUCK HER?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FRED?

HE'S TALKING ABOUT HENSHAW FUCKING HIS WIFE.

YOU KNEW ABOUT IT, HARRY. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM?

TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THIS, FRED.

IT'S OVER, HARRY. STEP AWAY FROM THE BAG.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, FRED. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

GOOD JOB.

FRED!

MOTHERFUCKER.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

HARRY WOULD NEVER FUCK US, HUH?

I TOLD YOU, HE WON'T FUCK US.

SHIT.

GET THE FUCK OVER HERE. AAH!

[ENGINE STALLS]

FUCK!

I HATE FUCKIN' GAMBLERS.

[SIREN]

NOPE.

DEFINITELY JUST 3 OF THEM?

YES, 3. THE PIG, THE MONKEY,

AND THE BUNNY RABBIT.

ALL RIGHT.

READY FOR ME, LIEUTENANT?

PUT OUT AN APB ON HARRY COLLINS,

AND FIND NUTTER AND HENSHAW,

BUT KEEP IT OFF THE RADIO.

MAKE THEM THINK WE'RE JUST GOING AFTER HARRY.

MAYBE THEY'LL LEAD US TO HIM.

ALL RIGHT, SIR.

IT'S OVER, HARRY.

OHH.

COME HERE.

US LOSERS GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.

A BET'S A BET.

Woman on radio: A POSITIVE I.D.

ON VEHICLE BELONGING TO COLLINS, HARRY.

I'M GONNA PULL HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT WITH PLIERS.

EVERY FUCKIN' ONE OF THEM.

THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED

FOR ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS, HUH?

NUTTER IS MINE.

James: MIKE, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.

IN AND OUT.

HE'S BEEN HERE.

[HELICOPTER FLYING]

HARRY!

COME ON, YOU COCKSUCKER!

FUCK THIS, MAN.

[SIRENS]

[HELICOPTER FLYING]

SHIT. FUCK.

HARRY!

FUCK!

JAMES!

MIKEY!

HEY, GUYS!

WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?

FUCK 'EM.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS, HUH?

[GUNFIRE]

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

GO!

SHIT!

NO FUCKING WAY, MIKE.

WHAT?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN'?

Officer: HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

I'M COMING OUT!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN'?

I'M COMING OUT! DON'T SHOOT!

PUT IT DOWN, JAMES! PUT IT DOWN!

I'LL DO IT! YOU KNOW I'LL DO IT!

I'D LOVE TO DO IT!

COCKSUCKER!

Man on radio: ANYBODY GOT THEIR EARS ON?

YOUR NAME HARRY?

[BLUES PLAYING ON RADIO]

NO.

MINE'S DOLORES.

HI.

RADIO SAYS YOU ROBBED

AND MURDERED A LOAN SHARK.

AAH.

DOES THE RADIO ALSO SAY I HAVE A BULLET HOLE?

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM PHOENIX.

NO.

THIS CITY EXISTS WHERE...

NO CITY HAS A RIGHT TO EXIST.

[BLUES PLAYING ON RADIO]

YOU KNOW, LEGEND SAYS THAT SOME GUY

SOLD HIS SOUL IN EXCHANGE...

FOR A WATER SUPPLY.

IT'S NOT MY SOUL I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

IT'S MY LUCK, DOLORES.

THAT'S LITTLE DIPS.

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY AND CHANGE IT.

[BLUES PLAYING ON RADIO]

♪ A WOMAN IS LIKE A DRESSER ♪

♪ SOME MAN ALWAYS RAMBLIN' THROUGH ITS DRAWERS ♪

[CHUCKLES]

CAN YOU TURN THIS UP, PLEASE?

ROBERT JOHNSON.

THANKS.

"A WOMAN'S LIKE A DRESSER.

SOME MAN'S ALWAYS RAMBLIN' THROUGH HER DRAWERS."

♪ IT CAUSE SO MANY MEN ♪

♪ WEAR AN APRON OVERALL ♪

♪ FROM FOUR UNTIL LATE ♪

NO.

♪ SHE GET WITH A NO-GOOD BUNCH AND CLOWN ♪

♪ FROM FOUR UNTIL LATE ♪

♪ SHE GET WITH A NO-GOOD... ♪

CAN YOU STOP IT UP THERE?

[WOMAN MOANING]

Woman: NO!

[MOANING]

OH, DADDY!

HUH.

KATIE...

YOU'RE DEFINITELY A WHORE'S WHORE.

HOW YOU DOING, LIEUTENANT?

FUCK YOU.

I'D CUFF YOU, CLYDE,

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE BEAT ME TO IT.

[LAUGHS]

HEY, KATIE...

YOU WERE GONNA UNCUFF HIM, WEREN'T YOU?

[LAUGHS]

OHH.

OHH. [SNIFFS]

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE AFTER, HARRY, THE MONEY?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

HARRY...

[KATIE GASPING]

OH!

[LAUGHS]

DID YOU EVER SEE KING KONG?

WHAT?

THERE'S A BUNCH OF NATIVES ON THIS ISLAND

AND THEY BUILD THIS WALL TO KEEP OUT THIS GIANT GORILLA,

BUT THEY BUILD 2 GIANT DOORS BIG ENOUGH

FOR THE GORILLA TO FIT THROUGH RIGHT IN THE WALLS.

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

PLEASE STOP BURNING THE MONEY.

OK.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

NO SHIT.

FRED SAW THAT MOVIE A HUNDRED TIMES.

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, KATIE.

[THUD]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HARRY?

HARRY?

DON'T DO IT.

DON'T FUCKING DO IT, MAN!

OHH.

GUS, IT'S HARRY.

I KNOW, GUS. JUST LISTEN TO ME, OK?

[SIGHS]

SEND SOME GUYS OVER TO WEBBER'S HOUSE.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE GUN THAT KILLED FRED

AND YOU'LL FIND FRED'S BODY IN A SHACK

3 MILES SOUTH OF PROVIDENCE.

IT'S ON ROUTE 6.

OHH.

PERFECT. PERFECT.

I'M TAKING SOME ENVELOPES AND STAMPS.

GONNA BORROW ONE OF YOUR CARS.

JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

SHUT UP, CLYDE.

GET ME THE FUCKING KEYS.

GET ME THE FUCKING KEYS!

[SIREN]

[LAUGHS]

COME HERE.

HEY. HEY.

AAH.

THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

JESUS CHRIST, HARRY.

YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.

UNH.

I HEAR LOUIE THE LOAN SHARK HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

AND THE COPS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU.

EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF APPLE PIE

WITH SOME VANILLA ICE CREAM ON TOP?

IT'S OK, ESMERALDA. GET HIM SOME PIE.

NO. NO.

32 GRAND.

OHH.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

MMM...

THANK YOU, ESMERALDA.

THAT'S GOOD PIE.

MMM...

THAT KID JOEY...

I TALKED TO HIM AND HE'S NOT GONNA RAT ON YOU.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?

I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY, HARRY.

SO...THAT'S IT.

IT'S A THERE, HARRY.

YEAH.

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.

NOPE. GONNA FIND MYSELF A NEW HOBBY.

AFTER ALL THE FUN WE'VE HAD?

I'M NOT GONNA END UP LIKE MY DAD, CHICAGO.

AW.

OH, YEAH, BY THE WAY, HARRY,

YOU KNOW THAT KID JOEY SCHNEIDER?

HE'S DEAD ANYWAY.

I SLIT HIS THROAT.

YOU KNOW, NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.

YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL A LOT OF ANGST.

IT'S OK, BABY.

EVERYTHING'S OK.

IT'S OK.

I'M A COP, OK?

THERE YOU GO. KEEP THE CHANGE.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[HORN HONKING]

[HORN STOPS]

[SIREN]

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♪ THESE ARE THE PIECES ♪

♪ OF ALL THAT I LOST ♪

♪ MY TROUBLES WILL NEVER DEFINE ME ♪

♪ OVERCOMING THEM DOES ♪

♪ IF I TRY TO STAND UP ♪

♪ WOULD YOU HOLD ME DOWN? ♪

♪ THE CHOICES I MADE ♪

♪ WERE ALL MY OWN ♪

♪ ALL MY OWN ♪

♪ I AM FALLING ♪

♪ IN TOO DEEP ♪

♪ MILES TO GO ♪

♪ BEFORE I SLEEP ♪

♪ BEFORE I SLEEP ♪

♪ GIVE ME PEACE ♪

♪ I AM LOST ♪

♪ GIVE ME WINGS ♪

♪ TO RISE ABOVE ♪

♪ TO RISE ABOVE ♪

♪ IF I ASKED FORGIVENESS ♪

♪ WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT NOW? ♪

♪ IF I WANTED TO HOLD YOU ♪

♪ WOULD YOU SHOW ME HOW? ♪

♪ NO NEED FOR REASONS ♪

♪ NO TIME FOR SORROW ♪

♪ EACH DAY IS A NEW DAY ♪

♪ AND THAT'S ONLY UNTIL TOMORROW ♪

♪ I AM FALLING ♪

♪ IN TOO DEEP ♪

♪ MILES TO GO ♪

♪ BEFORE I SLEEP ♪

♪ BEFORE I SLEEP ♪

♪ GIVE ME PEACE ♪

♪ I AM LOST ♪

♪ GIVE ME WINGS ♪

♪ TO RISE ABOVE ♪

♪ TO RISE ABOVE ♪

♪ OOH ♪

♪ AHH ♪

♪ OHH, OHH ♪