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FLORA: The Silver Surfer.
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He first appeared with the Fantastic Four
and can travel at the speed of light.
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And, somehow, nobody seems
to notice that he is completely naked.
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Wolverine, a mutant
with superhuman strength
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who can heal himself
and take down any villain.
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He just shouldn't pick his nose.
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And Incandesto, my dad's perfect creation.
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He can shine
with the light of a thousand suns
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and rescue any soul
from the darkness of despair.
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However different they are,
all superheroes come to us with a purpose,
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to save those in need.
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To stand watch when danger closes in.
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But they have one thing in common.
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They never show up in the real world.
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Oh, boy. What now, Flora?
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(SIGHS)
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They're in mint condition.
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I keep them in protective sleeves
and try not to breathe when reading them.
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Sellin' your whole collection?
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If you ask me,
great art belongs to the world.
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I didn't. 'Cause I own a comic book store.
And you're eight.
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-Ten.
-What, inches tall?
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Look, I can take these
to the store down the street.
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Yeah, all right.
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Let's see here, what do we got?
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Wait.
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Not that one.
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All right, (SIGHS) I'll give you
30 bucks for everything.
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-Thirty? You barely even looked at them.
-Yeah, because I got a tournament to host.
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You think these guys
have been sittin' here for 16 hours
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so that I can sit here
talkin' to Flora the Explorer?
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Some of these are worth that alone.
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Can you just go back through them?
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-I'll wait.
-(SIGHS) I know you will.
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Hey, watch it. Oh! Hey... Oh, come on!
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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MAN 2: Epic fail.
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-(MAN CRYING)
-Uh...
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Thirty sounds good.
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Yeah, 30 sounds great.
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FLORA: Some would still believe
life is a comic book
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filled with wonder,
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where miraculous things happen.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Where families stay together.
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But I am a cynic,
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and a cynic knows
that superheroes are only in your head.
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Looks like fun.
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Not for me.
I've more serious matters to attend to.
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Oh, right. Me, too.
The righteous never rest.
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FLORA: The danger is what's real.
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-MAN: Heads up!
-(FLORA GRUNTS)
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BOY: That girl just ate it.
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FLORA: Not that
it's easy to let go of hope.
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PHYLLIS: Flora, are you reading
the books I bought you?
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Yep!
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PHYLLIS: Remember our contract.
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Cynics live in defiance of contracts.
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PHYLLIS: What? Cynics invented contracts.
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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-See? So much better than comic books.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Come downstairs,
I wanna show you something.
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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So what do you think
about the new addition? (SIGHS)
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Nothing in here looks new.
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Old is the new new.
I keep telling you that.
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I thought you were talking about being 40.
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I'm 36.
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-Sure.
-So what do you think? (SIGHS)
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About you being 36? Skeptical.
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About this.
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Wow, you replaced
your computer with a typewriter?
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be hard to get on the Internet.
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Exactly. That's the whole point.
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My next novel is set in the 1920s,
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so this is gonna get me
to tap into the language.
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Except for the "J" key,
'cause the "J" key doesn't work.
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(GROANS)
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FLORA: My mother is a romance novelist.
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She said her books
were about superheroes too.
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But their superpower was something
I wasn't old enough to know about yet.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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She wrote about love because she had love.
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We all did.
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(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
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But ever since Dad moved out,
she couldn't write anything.
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I think maybe Dad was her "J" key.
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(SIGHS)
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You know what? I'll just write in the "J."
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TOOTIE: Heel! Heel! Heel!
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-Heel! Oh, no!
-VACUUM: Searching.
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Help! Help!
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Runaway vacuum! Stop.
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-Bad robot. Stop!
-VACUUM: Searching.
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Holy Bagumba.
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I know. It's good, right?
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TOOTIE: (GRUNTS) Sit! You sit!
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No, it's terrible.
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VACUUM: Boundary. Boundary.
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-FLORA: I can help!
-VACUUM: Helping.
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You got nowhere to go.
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You're surrounded by boundaries.
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(BEEPS)
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VACUUM: Evolving.
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(GASPS)
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-It's evolving.
-I got it!
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VACUUM: Evolving.
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-Come on.
-VACUUM: Evolving.
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-(CHITTERS)
-(TOOTIE GROANS)
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FLORA: I got it. I got it. No, I don't.
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TOOTIE: Archie, look out!
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(ARCHIE WHIMPERING)
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(CHITTERS)
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(BEEPS)
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(CHITTERS)
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VACUUM: Trash.
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-VACUUM: Trash. Trash.
-FLORA: No!
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-(GASPS)
-Oh!
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VACUUM: Canister full.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(CHITTERS)
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FLORA: No...
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FLORA: If you're wondering
how a squirrel's mouth tastes,
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it's exactly how you'd think.
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Fuzzy, damp, and slightly nutty.
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But Incandesto fights for the weak,
no matter how they taste.
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And so would I.
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Come on. Breathe.
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(HEART BEATING)
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Hello.
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(CHITTERS)
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Why's he staring at us?
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Maybe he's wondering
why we're staring at him.
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Because he was just dead?
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MR. TICKHAM: Tootie?
Did you turn on the Ulysses?
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I spilled my Froot Loops again.
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-(SQUIRREL CHITTERS)
-Ulysses.
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(CHITTERS)
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(SIGHS)
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FLORA: My dad drew heroes
with powers you couldn't always see
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until you needed help and realized
they were the only ones there.
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Like the Mighty Condor.
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-Shobo the Homeless Warrior.
-(GRUNTS)
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-And, of course, the Amazing Incandesto.
-(GROANS)
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They all had power and
purpose and courage.
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(LASERS SHOOTING)
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But when my dad couldn't
get any of them published,
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he lost his.
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(THUDDING)
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And even though my mom tried
to help him get his courage back,
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there was nobody who could save him.
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PHYLLIS: Hey, maybe the Mighty Condor
needs to be more hero-y.
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How 'bout a cape?
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GEORGE: (GROANS)
Who am I kidding? I can't keep doin' this.
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PHYLLIS: George,
capes could pay the mortgage.
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(SIGHS)
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FLORA: There was nobody
who could save him.
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(SIGHS)
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And nobody who could save us.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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Most kids would've hoped
for things to work out differently.
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-(CHITTERS)
-But cynics don't hope.
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They see what's real.
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(CHITTERS)
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(SQUEAKS)
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You have to stay in here, okay?
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If my mom finds you, she might think
you're a rat and hit you with a pan.
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-That's how I lost my hamster.
-(GASPS)
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PHYLLIS: Flora?
FLORA: I'm coming.
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(CHITTERS AND WHINES)
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WOMAN: (OVER PA) Ladies and gentlemen,
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fax machines, calculators,
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and all other outdated
technology is now 50% off.
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Outdated technology, 50% off.
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(SMACKS LIPS) Pause.
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Hey, Chad.
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Quick thing. I'm gonna put on
my manager hat here for just one second.
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I'm gonna need you to push
those extended warranties on the printers.
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I always offer it to people,
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but they ask if the printers break,
and they usually don't.
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I'm gonna fast-forward this
to the end here.
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(CHAD GIBBERING)
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Sell the warranties.
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Yeah. I understand
the selling warranties part.
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I don't quite understand
how you're controlling time
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-with an invisible remote.
-FLORA: Excuse me, sir?
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You helped me so much
the last time I was here.
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-I remember.
-I was wondering if...
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I know you're his daughter.
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Oh...
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Back to work.
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Is everything okay?
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-Yeah. I saved a squirrel.
-What?
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Do you remember how they explained
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infant CPR
in Terrible Things Can Happen To You?
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Chapter 12, Grave Mistakes.
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Exactly. I just pretended
the squirrel was a furry little baby,
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and it worked.
I named him Ulysses. This is for him.
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Did you put your mouth on the squirrel?
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-I had to.
-Was he clean?
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Probably not.
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Probably not or definitely not?
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-Definitely not. But I had to.
-Correct. Right.
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Can I just take these?
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I'll take care of it.
Employees get 3% off.
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-Nice.
-Yeah, it's way better than healthcare.
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So, I found a new publisher.
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They mostly do online stuff,
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but I think Incandesto
would be better on a computer.
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'Cause he can light up.
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You know, don't worry about it, okay?
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I could submit it for you.
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I just don't think
the world is ready for Incandesto.
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-(SMACKS LIPS) This thing broken?
-No. It's functioning.
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'Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. 'Kay?
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-Okay.
-GEORGE: Okay.
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What's another word for "steamy"?
I've already used that three times.
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Juicy.
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Yeah, that's good.
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(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
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What's another one?
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Joyful.
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Ha-ha, very funny.
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-"Steamy..."
-(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
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I saw Dad.
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Yeah?
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He's really letting the beard go.
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Like the guy in Electric Love.
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Will you point the Jack and Rose at me?
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I... I need their strength.
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(SIGHS)
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FLORA: The Jack and Rose.
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It was a prestigious award
from Romantic Living Magazine.
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Because nothing says
"living" like the Titanic.
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(SNIFFING)
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(CHITTERING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Ulysses, you have to be careful.
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(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
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A body can only take so much trauma.
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Unless you're Incandesto's alter-ego,
Alfred T. Slipper.
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(CHITTERS)
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His trauma gave him power.
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He was once an unassuming janitor
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until he fell into a vat
of industrial cleaning solution.
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Then he transformed.
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Hey, you got sucked up by a vacuum.
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Maybe you're a superhero.
251
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,485
(CHITTERING)
252
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:44,992
(GASPS)
253
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,459
Nah. You're just a nice squirrel.
254
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,587
PHYLLIS: Flora Belle,
can you come down for dinner?
255
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,838
It's from the microwave,
256
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,591
but I made it look
like it's from the oven.
257
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,467
I'm turning the oven on, so it feels real.
258
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,844
FLORA: All right, Mom.
259
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,514
Be right down.
260
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,851
PHYLLIS: Want me to microwave the rolls,
so they're fresh from the oven?
261
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:14,479
Okay, I have to go. I'm gonna try
and bring you up some more food.
262
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:18,150
I can't promise you it'll be good
because I know it won't be.
263
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,693
(CHITTERS)
264
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,716
(SNIFFS AND CHITTERS)
265
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,136
(CHITTERS)
266
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,767
(CLEARS THROAT)
267
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,271
Saving some for later. Looks so good.
268
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,315
So, I have some big news.
269
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,568
The Herald is doing
a piece on my next book!
270
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,153
Wow!
271
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,405
Yeah. In publishing,
they call that "trending."
272
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,740
People still read the newspaper?
273
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,826
Yes. You should, too.
274
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,745
It's not in my contract.
275
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,789
You live in defiance of contracts.
276
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:15,624
Right.
277
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,086
Hey, do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
278
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,714
We can get our hair done
at that place where they act all snooty,
279
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:25,217
even though they're right
next to the food court.
280
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,385
No, I'm good.
281
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,887
Flora, you can't spend
another summer alone.
282
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,347
You need friends.
283
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,557
Do you have friends?
284
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,686
I'm an artist. I suffer for my art.
285
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:40,274
(GHOST WAILING)
286
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,737
The ghost babies were weird.
287
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,656
Mmm-hmm.
288
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,787
(CHITTERING)
289
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,311
(CHITTERING)
290
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:30,866
(THUD)
291
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,910
(SNIFFING)
292
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,122
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
293
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,753
(CHEWING)
294
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,755
(CHITTERS)
295
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,516
(CHEWING)
296
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,733
(TYPEWRITER CLACKS)
297
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,402
(CHITTERS)
298
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:14,034
(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
299
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,827
PHYLLIS: Flora!
300
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,371
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
301
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,206
What is this?
302
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:21,333
Your typewriter?
303
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,879
I know it's my typewriter.
I mean the paper in it.
304
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,006
(READING) "Squirtel.
305
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,426
"I am Ulysses. Born anew."
306
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,724
Holy unanticipated occurrences!
307
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:41,562
Flora, this isn't a joke.
This typewriter is for my work.
308
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:42,771
But I didn't...
309
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:46,066
And my cheese balls? The whole bag? God.
310
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,735
Now I can't eat my way out of sadness.
311
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,904
Unless I wanna lick
the cheese off the keys,
312
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,739
which, honestly, I'm considering doing.
313
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,617
God, think about that! How sad that is.
314
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,537
-That is really sad.
-(SIGHS)
315
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,998
-Can I keep this?
-No, I'm gonna publish it.
316
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,839
(CHITTERS)
317
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,760
Did you type this?
318
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,723
(CHITTERS)
319
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,602
"Do not hope. Observe."
320
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,979
FLORA: Terrible Things Can Happen To You
321
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:28,233
made it very clear that hope
can get in the way of action.
322
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:33,280
A true cynic has no luxury for hope,
only observation.
323
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:37,451
Ulysses, can you understand me?
324
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,328
(CHITTERS)
325
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,288
Holy Bagumba!
326
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:42,956
Can you talk?
327
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,918
(CHITTERING)
328
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,754
Okay, that's not really talking,
but still.
329
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,005
(GASPS)
330
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:53,300
I knew it.
The vacuum made you a superhero.
331
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:57,679
It sucked up an unassuming squirrel
and spit out a Ulysses.
332
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,267
I'm so glad I saved these
for an emergency.
333
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:06,188
Though, I told Mom I'd use them
to line the cage when I got a new hamster.
334
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:16,365
Now, the important thing
is to find your purpose.
335
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:20,702
Every superhero has
one true and unwavering purpose.
336
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,955
Usually it's liberty or freedom,
337
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,415
but it can also be revenge,
which is darker.
338
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:28,502
And you have to kill people,
and then regret it afterwards.
339
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,963
Usually by screaming at the sky.
340
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,881
Do you have any enemies?
341
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,012
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
342
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:42,391
Don't worry. It's usually a person.
343
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,311
Or a monster.
Or a monster that started as a person.
344
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:49,481
Superheroes can handle anything.
345
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,984
I can be your sidekick.
346
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,695
Incandesto has a parakeet named Dolores,
347
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:58,615
but you can have me.
I will help you find your purpose.
348
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,409
(DOORBELL CHIMING)
349
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,870
PHYLLIS: Flora, I think your dad is here.
350
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,914
Don't worry. Dad is one of us.
351
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:06,999
(CHITTERS)
352
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,048
(DOORBELL CONTINUES CHIMING)
353
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:17,217
I wanna lick these keys.
354
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:22,764
TOOTIE: Hello!
355
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:23,891
Mrs. Tickham?
356
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,059
And some Tootie Turnovers.
357
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,103
(SNIFFING)
358
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,647
TOOTIE: Hello! Friendly neighbor here.
359
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:34,151
Tootie. What a nice surprise.
360
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:38,071
Well, the world is full
of lots o' surprises these days.
361
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,616
William? (GROANS)
362
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,828
-Sorry. So many wonderful smells outside.
-(DOG BARKING)
363
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,830
(SNIFFS) Jasmine, I think.
364
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,457
We don't have any jasmine.
365
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,209
It could be up to a mile away.
366
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,461
This is my nephew, William Spiver.
367
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,171
He's spending the summer with us.
368
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,839
Pleased to meet you both.
369
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,925
Well, I assume there are two of you.
370
00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:01,678
Although, (SNIFFS) there could be
a third who hasn't talked.
371
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,223
(SNIFFS) A baby, perhaps.
I think I smell a baby.
372
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,474
There's no baby.
373
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,017
Could be up to a mile away.
374
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,186
William is suffering
from temporary blindness.
375
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,230
It's caused by stress.
376
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,898
Hysterical blindness, actually.
377
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,484
I've read about that
in Terrible Things Can Happen To You.
378
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,402
It's supposed to go away if you relax.
379
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,570
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
380
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,322
(SHRIEKS) Squirrel!
381
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,657
There's a squirrel in here?
382
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,326
Where's my tennis racket?
I can get a clean shot!
383
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,036
-WILLIAM: What?
-Gah! Come with me.
384
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,455
Ah! (SNIFFS) Yes, I'm getting him now.
385
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:31,416
-(ULYSSES CHITTERING)
-Ulysses, you have to be more careful.
386
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,293
Danger lurks everywhere.
387
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,379
Especially where there's tennis rackets.
388
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,923
WILLIAM: Are you talking to that squirrel?
389
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,675
Go away, you're trespassing.
390
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,344
It's only trespassing if a sign is posted
391
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,138
with letters measuring
no less than two inches in height.
392
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,100
Yep. There's one right here.
393
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:50,894
(CHITTERS)
394
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,772
If you don't mind,
I have important things to do.
395
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,774
Well, I don't have anything to do.
396
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:58,861
So, maybe I could be of assistance?
397
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,654
(CHITTERS)
398
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,073
Do you mind if I feel your face?
399
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,408
So I know what you look like.
400
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,868
I guess.
401
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,790
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
402
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,292
(CHITTERS)
403
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:17,421
Doesn't really work.
Just feels like a face.
404
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,674
Are your hands clean?
405
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,136
What happened to make you blind?
406
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,764
Why're you talking to a squirrel?
407
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,517
(THUDS)
408
00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,854
He's a superhero.
409
00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:36,023
What?
410
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:41,278
(READING) "I..."
411
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,696
It's just one letter.
412
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:47,659
-(READING) "L, O, V..."
-(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
413
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:51,038
Uh, okay. He's going squirrel speed now.
414
00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,711
-FLORA: (READING) "I love your round head.
-(SNEEZES)
415
00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:01,173
"The brilliant green, the sky so new.
416
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:05,219
"These letters, this world, you.
417
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,596
"I am very, very hungry."
418
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,056
(CHITTERS)
419
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,433
I told you. He types poetry.
420
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,143
Not great poetry, though.
421
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:14,353
He's a squirrel.
422
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,396
Fine. He's a poetry-typing squirrel.
423
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,689
Do you doubt him?
424
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:20,609
Of course I doubt him.
What kind of superhero types poetry?
425
00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,654
My dad's here! He'll know what to do.
426
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,739
Find your way out, William.
427
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,367
(DOORBELL CHIMING)
428
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,704
You don't have to ring the bell.
429
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,291
-But you do have to fix it.
-But I don't live here anymore.
430
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,377
-Which thing are you responding to?
-Ringing it.
431
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,837
So, you'll fix it.
432
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:44,007
Oh, I did fix it.
That's why it sounds that way.
433
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,553
-Hi. Oh!
-GEORGE: Hi.
434
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:51,265
So, I was gonna give you a hug.
Yeah, just like an adult hug.
435
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,351
-Yeah.
-Great.
436
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:56,812
-(SIGHS)
-Where's Flora?
437
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,856
Well, she ran off with a squirrel.
438
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,649
Hi, Dad. I just gotta run upstairs.
439
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,693
-'Kay.
-PHYLLIS: What's under your sweatshirt?
440
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,736
-Nothing.
-It's moving.
441
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:06,613
I'm pregnant?
442
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,741
-Is it the squirrel?
-Yes.
443
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,577
PHYLLIS: Flora. Flora!
444
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,497
Did you see that?
She's totally ignoring me.
445
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:17,291
She's never done that before.
446
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:18,792
I'm afraid it's drugs.
447
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:20,961
She's ten.
448
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,297
Will you just please help her?
449
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,508
I really need to focus on my book.
We need the income.
450
00:24:26,592 --> 00:24:30,095
I can't pay the mortgage
with your paperclip commissions.
451
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,388
Oh, we don't get commissions.
452
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,764
Yeah, it's a metaphor.
453
00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:34,349
I don't think that's a metaphor.
454
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,101
Okay, you know what? I'm a novelist.
455
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,895
-I know what a metaphor is.
-Right.
456
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:41,773
Will you just put the squirrel in that
and just get rid of it?
457
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,987
He's probably diseased, honey.
458
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,823
Squirrels are the most diseased
of any rodent.
459
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:50,949
I think that's rats.
460
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,995
I wrote all of these books,
George. All of them.
461
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,163
GEORGE: Mmm-hmm.
462
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:05,339
INCANDESTO: I guess
we need to find another yard.
463
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,590
SHOBO: Yeah.
464
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:15,390
He's not just a squirrel, Dad.
He's got powers.
465
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,727
He's been transformed
like Alfred T. Slipper.
466
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:20,896
(CAR LOCK CLACKING)
467
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,022
Okay.
468
00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:24,816
That's it?
469
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:26,193
That's what?
470
00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,945
This squirrel is a superhero.
471
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,364
The universe sent him for a reason.
472
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,992
-FLORA: Stop it. Stop it.
-(CHITTERS)
473
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:37,955
He's just exploring his powers.
All superheroes do.
474
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,791
Flora, I used to think
that life was a comic book, too.
475
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:44,419
Full of magic and wonder, but it's not.
476
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,421
There is no magic.
477
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:50,342
We just want there to be
so the world doesn't feel so hopeless.
478
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,053
But Incandesto says...
479
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:54,972
Incandesto's a drawing, honey.
480
00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,349
All superheroes are.
481
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:03,730
FLORA: Our lives used to be full of magic.
482
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:06,233
(MUSIC PLAYING)
483
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:10,070
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
484
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,659
(ALL LAUGHING)
485
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,704
(WATER SPLASHING)
486
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,089
Are you getting divorced?
487
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,845
No, we're just tryin'
to figure things out.
488
00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,263
(CHITTERING)
489
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:39,308
FLORA: Yeah.
490
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:50,277
-Hey, who's hungry?
-(CHITTERS)
491
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,528
Oh, donuts.
492
00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,155
(CARS HONKING)
493
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:01,788
You know, I don't think you're supposed
to bring a squirrel to a restaurant.
494
00:27:01,872 --> 00:27:03,665
-(CHITTERS)
-(FLORA SHUSHES)
495
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,501
Unless it's like a seeing-eye squirrel
or something like that.
496
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,670
-He'll stay in the box.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
497
00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:10,797
-He's trained?
-He's a superhero.
498
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:14,092
-Right.
-Hi. I'm Rita. You ready to order?
499
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,260
I'm not hungry.
500
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:19,806
Okay, well, I am. I'm starving.
I will have an omelet...
501
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,308
I'll have a donut.
502
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,726
-One donut.
-GEORGE: I will have an...
503
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,686
-Two donuts.
-Two donuts?
504
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:25,771
Two donuts.
505
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,607
-I'll have an omelet, please, with...
-Uh, three donuts.
506
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:32,402
-I'd like an omelet, please, with bacon...
-Six donuts? Please.
507
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,738
Is your mom feeding you?
508
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:38,408
Hey. What do you have in there?
Is it a little kitty or something?
509
00:27:38,492 --> 00:27:40,244
No. It's just a box.
510
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:43,205
Come on. Just a little kitty, right?
Can I just...
511
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:45,791
I just wanna see the little fuzzball.
Is it cute?
512
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,125
-Here, kitty...
-FLORA: No!
513
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,711
-(ULYSSES SQUEAKS AND CHITTERS)
-(RITA SCREAMS)
514
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:53,465
FLORA: There's always that moment
in any origin story
515
00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:58,470
where the hero awakens,
embraces his identity,
516
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:01,265
and unleashes the full breadth of his...
517
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,808
(THUD)
518
00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,768
-That moment was not now.
-(CHITTERS)
519
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,645
RITA: Not another infestation.
520
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,481
FLORA: Ulysses, forget the donuts!
521
00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:10,732
(CRASHING)
522
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,361
(CHITTERING)
523
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:19,366
(SCREAMING)
524
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:22,286
Squirrel! Aah! Get it off!
525
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,829
Just stay calm, he's friendly!
526
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,747
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
527
00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:28,041
Squirrel! Squirrel!
528
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,378
FLORA: Look out!
529
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,881
Ulysses! No!
530
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,424
(CHITTERS)
531
00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:37,509
Remember who you are, Ulysses!
532
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,113
Is he...
533
00:28:58,864 --> 00:28:59,865
He is.
534
00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,037
-(THUDS)
-Oh...
535
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,543
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
536
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,005
(GRUNTS)
537
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,632
(CHITTERS)
538
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,176
(GRUNTS)
539
00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:29,811
-Flora! Flora! Hey, hey, hey!
-FLORA: Ulysses, get out of there!
540
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:36,151
Ulysses.
541
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:37,319
GEORGE: No, no, get back.
542
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:45,827
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
543
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,037
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
544
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,413
We should leave.
545
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:49,581
Yup.
546
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,918
GEORGE: Here we go.
547
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,552
Holy Bagumba.
548
00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:02,886
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
549
00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,556
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
550
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,392
Holy, holy Bagumba. He flew!
551
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,143
Yes. Across the whole restaurant.
552
00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,729
-Yes!
-I told you he's a superhero.
553
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:14,690
And he's not floating. He's actually...
554
00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,859
-He's flying.
-He's picking a destination
555
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:18,277
-and he's landing there.
-Yes.
556
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,154
All right, because I have
a light bulb in my apartment
557
00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:23,156
that I can't quite get,
'cause it's too high.
558
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,825
Do you think he can twist it out?
559
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,118
-Yeah.
-Okay.
560
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:27,828
I have always wanted to fly like that.
561
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:28,912
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
562
00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:32,374
(GEORGE BREATHING HEAVILY)
563
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:33,625
FLORA: Oh, boy!
564
00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:34,877
GEORGE: Is he okay?
565
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,545
I think he might need a doctor.
566
00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,839
Okay, there's a doctor in Apartment Six.
567
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:42,092
FLORA: We had to find a place
to keep Ulysses safe.
568
00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:45,095
Dad's apartment
wasn't a typical superhero lair,
569
00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:48,432
since it wasn't built into a mountain
or in a frozen tundra
570
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,559
where your ghost father gave you advice.
571
00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,269
But it did have a pool.
572
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,605
-I think he might have a concussion.
-(GEORGE SHUSHES)
573
00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:57,983
(WHISPERING)
Keep your voice down. It's watching us.
574
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:02,487
FLORA: It also has a psychotic cat
named Mr. Klaus.
575
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,533
GEORGE: Very slowly.
576
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,037
(BUSHES RUSTLING)
577
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,919
Here we go. Here we go,
here we go, here we go. We're safe.
578
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,298
(MR. KLAUS PURRS)
579
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,134
(MEOWS AND ROARS)
580
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,261
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!
581
00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:28,096
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
582
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,556
-Dad! Hurry! Come on!
-(MEOWS)
583
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,683
I can't get it to work!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
584
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:33,101
Get in, get in, get in!
585
00:31:33,185 --> 00:31:34,561
(THUDS)
586
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:41,193
-Okay. We survived.
-(MR. KLAUS THUDS AND MEOWS)
587
00:31:41,818 --> 00:31:43,278
-(GRUNTS)
-(CHITTERS)
588
00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:45,656
What was wrong with that thing?
589
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,324
I don't think cats like to be groomed.
590
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:50,244
They're self-groomers, you take
that away from 'em, they got nothin'.
591
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:52,704
-It looked like a furry dumbbell.
-It did.
592
00:31:52,788 --> 00:31:55,666
-(MEOWS)
-Go, go, go! It's the cat! It's the cat!
593
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:03,006
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
594
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,018
I'm here about the squirrel.
595
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:16,937
Oh.
596
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:27,656
GEORGE: Uh...
597
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,910
Mr. Buckman, how nice to see you. Come in.
598
00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,871
(SQUEAKS)
599
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,205
GEORGE: He looks good, right?
600
00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:40,335
(SIGHS)
601
00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:47,593
In my philosophical opinion,
this squirrel is just fine.
602
00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:51,597
You feel okay, Ulysses?
603
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,015
(CHITTERS)
604
00:32:53,891 --> 00:32:55,475
He has the power to understand?
605
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,187
(GASPS AND CHUCKLES)
606
00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,105
And we can't return him to the wild.
607
00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:03,358
He's here for a reason,
and we're going to help him find it.
608
00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:05,110
DR. MEESCHAM: I thought a squirrel
609
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:07,112
stealing from
my bird feeder was impressive.
610
00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:08,447
FLORA: Hey, look!
611
00:33:10,032 --> 00:33:12,326
GEORGE: Okay, it feels superhero-y.
612
00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:18,123
"Forever and wanting is stomach"?
613
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:21,293
It's poetry. He's a great poet.
614
00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:23,837
-Or he's hungry.
-(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
615
00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:29,676
And then it just, whoosh, took off.
616
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,720
Squirrels don't fly.
They leap great distances.
617
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:32,971
Not this one. (CHUCKLES)
618
00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:34,806
So, it was with a little girl?
619
00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:36,767
Yeah, and her dad. It was her pet.
620
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,477
Squirrels can't be domesticated.
621
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,854
They can be docile enough
to handle if they're diseased.
622
00:33:40,938 --> 00:33:42,189
-Rabies?
-I didn't say that.
623
00:33:42,272 --> 00:33:44,107
-But it's rabies? Oh, its rabies.
-It might be.
624
00:33:44,191 --> 00:33:46,610
Definitely. But don't worry about it.
I trained for this.
625
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:49,947
I think like a squirrel,
and it's my job to keep this town safe.
626
00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:58,330
He's asleep.
627
00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,832
Long day. Even for a superhero.
628
00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,334
WILLIAM: Flora?
629
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,378
FLORA: Hey. That's William Spiver.
630
00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:05,879
George Buckman. How do you do?
631
00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:08,382
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
632
00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,384
WILLIAM: Don't worry. Nothing broken.
633
00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:12,094
He's hysterically blind.
634
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,262
He's what?
635
00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:14,888
Nice to meet you, sir.
636
00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:16,348
GEORGE: Nice to meet you.
637
00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,642
Yeah, I'll come to you. Sure.
638
00:34:19,393 --> 00:34:20,477
-How are ya?
-WILLIAM: Good.
639
00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:22,771
-Do you still have the squirrel?
-For now.
640
00:34:22,855 --> 00:34:25,899
Okay. We need to hide him in a place
that your mom will never look.
641
00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:29,069
What about my tree house?
She always says she can't look at that.
642
00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,738
Yes, Terrible Things says
that best way to avoid detection
643
00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,198
is by using an alternate route,
644
00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:35,367
or by curling into a ball
and just screaming.
645
00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,785
That's for mountain lions.
646
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:39,079
-It applies here, too.
-PHYLLIS: George!
647
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:40,914
No. Okay, all right,
everybody act natural.
648
00:34:40,998 --> 00:34:42,708
Very natural and calm. And here we go.
649
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,002
-There you are.
-(SNIFFS)
650
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,587
Didn't know you guys were back.
651
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:47,796
We're not. (CHUCKLES)
652
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:49,715
FLORA: What?
653
00:34:50,299 --> 00:34:52,217
I'm so sorry. I'm not good under pressure.
654
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:53,510
Did you get rid of the...
655
00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:54,887
Wasps? Oh, you got it.
656
00:34:54,970 --> 00:34:56,305
Wait, we have wasps?
657
00:34:56,388 --> 00:34:59,308
-(CHITTERS)
-Right, she's, um, talking about the...
658
00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:01,977
The squirrel. He's gone.
659
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:06,064
Exactly. So, I guess we're all set,
and there's nothin' to worry about.
660
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,568
(SIGHS) You're so weird.
661
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:10,986
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
662
00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:12,738
(DOOR CLOSES)
663
00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:15,032
(SIGHS) We nailed that.
664
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,868
We absolutely nailed that.
665
00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:19,703
Anything she threw at us, we nailed it.
666
00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,873
All right, okay. I gotta go to work.
Got the restocking shift tonight.
667
00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:25,834
-Okay. I'll keep him safe.
-Yeah, I know you will.
668
00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:28,337
Dad?
669
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:33,258
You know how in Terrible Things
it says, "Do not hope, only observe"?
670
00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:37,304
Maybe it's okay to hope.
671
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:49,233
FLORA: There was a superhero in our midst.
672
00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:53,278
We had yet to learn his purpose,
673
00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:55,572
or his style.
674
00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:58,075
But we knew how he made us feel.
675
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,869
WOMAN: (ON TV) Last time on
our squirrels of Beverly Hills...
676
00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:03,580
FLORA: That maybe
there was light in the darkness...
677
00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:04,831
WOMAN: You looklike a chipmunk!
678
00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:08,627
FLORA: ...and maybe the best part
of having a superhero around
679
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:11,171
is how you start to feel like one, too.
680
00:36:11,255 --> 00:36:13,215
(SCATTING)
681
00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,472
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
682
00:36:30,399 --> 00:36:32,484
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER PA)
683
00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:05,100
(CHITTERS)
684
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,780
(GEORGE IMITATES JET ENGINE SOUNDS)
685
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:17,965
(LAUGHING)
686
00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:30,519
(MUSIC STOPS)
687
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:31,895
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
688
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:39,611
MILLER: (WHISPERS) Squirrels.
689
00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:44,032
Hmm.
690
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,124
I'm better than a squirrel.
691
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:23,530
(SNIFFS)
692
00:39:23,614 --> 00:39:24,698
(CHITTERS)
693
00:39:24,781 --> 00:39:26,325
It's called a Pop-Tart.
694
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:30,162
It's kinda like a donut
that got run over by a car.
695
00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:31,288
Flora?
696
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:33,248
(YELPS) Ever heard of knocking?
697
00:39:34,082 --> 00:39:37,336
Sorry. I heard your voice from my yard.
698
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:39,963
My blindness gives me
a more advanced sense of hearing.
699
00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:41,215
I'm over here.
700
00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,133
WILLIAM: Oh...
701
00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:46,512
FLORA: And, by the way, you almost
knocked down Ulysses' Pop-Tart.
702
00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:48,931
(SQUEALS)
703
00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:50,182
FLORA: Make yourself at home.
704
00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:53,060
Thank you. I'm sent here
for the entire summer,
705
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,562
but nobody really planned
anything for me to do.
706
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,315
Why were you sent away?
707
00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:00,442
Uh...
708
00:40:00,526 --> 00:40:03,987
Anyway, I, um, brought him this.
709
00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:07,449
It's Rilke.
My father would read this to me.
710
00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:11,453
(READING) "You,
sent out beyond your recall.
711
00:40:11,537 --> 00:40:15,290
"Flare up like a flame
and make big shadows I can move in."
712
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:17,709
"Flare up like a flame."
713
00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:20,170
Hear that, Ulysses?
714
00:40:20,254 --> 00:40:22,589
Flare up like a flame
and find your purpose.
715
00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:24,800
He has a purpose?
716
00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:27,094
Every superhero has a purpose.
717
00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:28,345
(SIGHS)
718
00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:33,642
I'm sorry, but I don't think
your squirrel is a superhero.
719
00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:35,561
He may be very special,
720
00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:38,063
and he knows how to type. But if you...
721
00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,773
-(WILLIAM SCREAMS)
-FLORA: William!
722
00:40:41,358 --> 00:40:42,568
(WILLIAM GRUNTS)
723
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:43,944
FLORA: Holy Bagumba.
724
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,321
"Flare up like a flame."
725
00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:49,908
(CHITTERS)
726
00:40:49,992 --> 00:40:51,451
WILLIAM: Hello?
727
00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:53,579
(GRUNTS)
728
00:40:54,830 --> 00:40:58,625
Nothing broken. Is the Pop-Tart okay?
729
00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:07,176
FLORA: The universe was expanding,
but it didn't feel any scarier.
730
00:41:07,843 --> 00:41:10,387
It felt like it was just making room.
731
00:41:17,311 --> 00:41:18,854
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
732
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:21,023
RON: Uh, we called George in, sir.
733
00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:23,775
This is comin' out of his check,
I can tell you that.
734
00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:25,777
How many boxes of pushpins is this?
735
00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:28,655
Probably 15.
736
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:29,948
And how much is a box?
737
00:41:30,032 --> 00:41:31,533
On sale for 39ยข.
738
00:41:32,034 --> 00:41:33,368
That's...
739
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:36,371
Definitely comin' out of his check.
740
00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:40,209
Five dollars out of his check.
741
00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:42,794
FLORA: Just pretend you're in a tree.
742
00:41:44,254 --> 00:41:45,297
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
743
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,216
-Let's go, William.
-Where are we?
744
00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:53,096
Comic Cave. We have to prepare Ulysses
for a more dangerous world.
745
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,933
Good plan,
but it doesn't seem that dangerous.
746
00:41:56,016 --> 00:41:57,059
(GRUNTS)
747
00:41:58,769 --> 00:42:00,145
STORE CLERK: Look who it is.
748
00:42:00,896 --> 00:42:03,482
You know, the gamers
named a monster after ya.
749
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,442
Its specialty is making grown men cry.
750
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,736
I'm here on superhero-related business.
751
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:09,696
If you're gonna
bad-mouth Spider-Man again,
752
00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,657
I'm not havin' it.
I'll close this place down.
753
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:13,909
All I said
was that Incandesto can beat him.
754
00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:16,036
With light? Are you crazy?
755
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,788
The light of a thousand suns.
756
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:20,415
Throw Spider-Man into the sun
and see how he feels.
757
00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:23,168
The sun is 27 million degrees.
758
00:42:23,835 --> 00:42:25,462
It's pretty hot for a guy in jammies.
759
00:42:25,546 --> 00:42:27,214
That's true. Didn't think of that.
760
00:42:28,799 --> 00:42:30,467
(WHISPERS) Hey. What's his deal?
761
00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,094
I'm hysterically blind.
762
00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:33,846
Would you mind if I felt your face?
763
00:42:33,929 --> 00:42:34,930
Yes.
764
00:42:35,013 --> 00:42:39,017
Fair enough. I will attempt to read
your features using echolocation.
765
00:42:39,101 --> 00:42:40,686
(CLICKS TONGUE)
766
00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:47,401
What do you guys want?
767
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:49,736
Do you have anything
on superhero training?
768
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,572
Specifically, small furry mammals?
769
00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,657
-No.
-Then just regular superheroes?
770
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,742
-No.
-Superhero purpose discovery?
771
00:42:55,826 --> 00:42:58,161
-Nope.
-Being a Superhero for Dummies?
772
00:42:58,412 --> 00:42:59,997
Not really a self-help genre.
773
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,123
WILLIAM: Flora, over here.
774
00:43:01,206 --> 00:43:03,959
REPORTER: (ON TV) Animal Control
is on the scene investigating.
775
00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:06,628
But, Rita, what did they tell you
about the attack?
776
00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:08,714
RITA: (ON TV) They said
it was definitely rabies.
777
00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:10,841
And it was in my hair,
trying to give me rabies.
778
00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:12,259
And did it look diseased?
779
00:43:12,342 --> 00:43:14,553
Yes, it was covered in rabies.
780
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:17,598
Wow. Well, let's hope
they capture this squirrel
781
00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:20,976
before the disease spreads
to our pets and our children.
782
00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:22,853
Oh, no.
783
00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,188
He's a fugitive.
784
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:26,607
-We've gotta get to Dad!
-Oh!
785
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,233
WOMAN: What are those? Pushpins?
786
00:43:28,734 --> 00:43:31,570
I love it. I want him
to do that in all my stores.
787
00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:32,863
Really?
788
00:43:32,946 --> 00:43:34,948
You know how many people
have Instagrammed this?
789
00:43:35,032 --> 00:43:37,367
That's free advertising, Chad.
Hashtag, money.
790
00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:39,286
You know, that's exactly what I said.
791
00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:41,747
Hashtag, my idea. (CHUCKLES)
792
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,416
Oh, hey, there he is.
George. George. My man.
793
00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:45,584
-Your man?
-CHAD: Yeah.
794
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:46,919
Listen, I need you to make me
795
00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:48,879
-another one of those signs, like now.
-Dad!
796
00:43:48,962 --> 00:43:51,173
-What's wrong?
-They're after Ulysses.
797
00:43:51,256 --> 00:43:52,841
-GEORGE: We gotta go. Come on.
-Whoa, pause.
798
00:43:52,925 --> 00:43:54,843
You're still on the schedule.
I need your help.
799
00:43:54,927 --> 00:43:56,261
-You got...
-I can't. Okay?
800
00:43:56,345 --> 00:43:58,597
You have to. You're scheduled.
That means that you...
801
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,098
Then I quit!
802
00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:03,310
(SIGHS)
803
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:04,853
Nice!
804
00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:06,897
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. I quit.
805
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:09,858
-(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
-Oh, it feels so good!
806
00:44:15,989 --> 00:44:17,950
-(CHUCKLES) You know...
-Pause.
807
00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:20,369
You're fired.
808
00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:21,954
Yes.
809
00:44:22,538 --> 00:44:24,164
GEORGE: Here we go,
here we go, here we go!
810
00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:25,707
-Hurry.
-Seat belts.
811
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:27,709
(ENGINE STARTS)
812
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:30,003
Okay, here we go.
813
00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,258
-That's my bad. I popped the clutch.
-FLORA: Dad?
814
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,927
Give me a second.
Here I go, and I'm goin' in first now.
815
00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:39,054
-I'm goin'...
-WILLIAM: I have sensitive hearing!
816
00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:40,848
FLORA: Go!
GEORGE: It is my first stick-shift.
817
00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:42,224
FLORA: Hurry!
GEORGE: Get ready.
818
00:44:42,307 --> 00:44:43,392
-Yes.
-WILLIAM: Finally!
819
00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,060
GEORGE: And, baby, here we vroom!
820
00:44:46,353 --> 00:44:47,479
Well?
821
00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:48,856
Loving the Victrola.
822
00:44:48,939 --> 00:44:53,443
Right? And then, I'm gonna tell
the reporter that romance is timeless,
823
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:56,405
and I'm gonna move around the room
with my eyes closed...
824
00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:58,490
-That's really good.
-Yeah.
825
00:44:58,574 --> 00:45:00,576
(RETRO HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
826
00:45:00,659 --> 00:45:02,744
(CHUCKLES) Oh, sorry, it's on shuffle.
827
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:06,373
(GRUNTS)
828
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:07,916
-Dang it!
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
829
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,167
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
830
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:14,006
I'm also gonna put out some Hickory Farms.
831
00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:15,757
Are you okay?
832
00:45:15,841 --> 00:45:16,842
Yes.
833
00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:18,343
(WHIMPERS) No.
834
00:45:18,427 --> 00:45:21,305
(SIGHS) This interview
is so important for us.
835
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:24,433
But I am circling
failure's neighborhood...
836
00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:28,020
-Can I talk to you as a friend?
-Yeah. An editor would've left by now.
837
00:45:28,103 --> 00:45:30,564
-You're about to be a failure.
-Really?
838
00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:32,274
I'm talking to you as an editor now.
839
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:34,401
Oh, yeah, a friend would've left by now.
840
00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:37,321
Phyllis, you've blocked
everyone out to succeed,
841
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,114
but you blocked yourself out, too.
842
00:45:39,198 --> 00:45:41,992
Writing used to
come easy for you, remember?
843
00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,827
Let people back in.
844
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:46,121
Because then maybe
something will go right.
845
00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:48,749
And you need this to go right.
846
00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:52,085
You can't sell a book without good press.
847
00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:55,380
(MUMBLES) I need good press.
848
00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:57,424
-Hmm?
-(PHYLLIS WHINES)
849
00:45:57,508 --> 00:45:59,259
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
850
00:46:01,845 --> 00:46:02,846
MILLER: No.
851
00:46:03,514 --> 00:46:04,515
No.
852
00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:05,933
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
853
00:46:06,016 --> 00:46:07,476
Stupid squirrels.
854
00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:09,770
It's on the house.
855
00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,731
You're the only one around here
trying' to crack this case.
856
00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:15,609
MILLER: Wait. Is that the one?
RITA: Yep.
857
00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:19,738
They broke our donut and then tore
outta here, shouting, "Enjoy your rabies."
858
00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,699
MILLER: Wait. Gotcha!
859
00:46:28,872 --> 00:46:30,874
GEORGE: All right,
we know he has super-strength,
860
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,293
but he can't go invisible, can he?
861
00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:34,753
-(CHOMPS)
-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
862
00:46:34,837 --> 00:46:36,171
MILLER: George Buckman?
863
00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:38,006
Miruna County Animal Control.
864
00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:39,299
-(CHITTERS)
-Go, get outta here.
865
00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:41,802
-Go, go. Now, now! Go, go. Now!
-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
866
00:46:41,885 --> 00:46:43,053
MILLER: Mr. Buckman.
867
00:46:45,722 --> 00:46:47,432
We got this. We're in the big leagues now.
868
00:46:47,516 --> 00:46:49,685
This is what we've gotta do.
We gotta act natural.
869
00:46:49,768 --> 00:46:51,645
There's a bike there. Okay? Here we go.
870
00:46:51,728 --> 00:46:55,148
Closer. You're not even close to the door.
Okay. You can do this. Hands down.
871
00:46:56,358 --> 00:46:57,359
Okay.
872
00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:02,865
-Mr. Buckman?
-Yes. Hey. Hi.
873
00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:05,576
-Is that your Nissan out front?
-No, I drive a Nissan.
874
00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,077
(WHISPERS) Seriously?
875
00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,039
(PANTING)
876
00:47:11,123 --> 00:47:12,207
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
877
00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:15,168
-Flora.
-We need a place to lay low.
878
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:17,296
The sofa will do. In, in. In.
879
00:47:17,379 --> 00:47:18,380
Come on, come on.
880
00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:21,508
If you are indeed
the owner of that Nissan...
881
00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:22,593
What squirrel?
882
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:24,178
He didn't ask about a squirrel.
883
00:47:24,261 --> 00:47:26,972
-You have a squirrel?
-No. (CHUCKLES)
884
00:47:27,055 --> 00:47:30,684
No. You know what's funny? We did.
But then we cooked it.
885
00:47:30,767 --> 00:47:32,394
-Set it free.
-Set its soul free.
886
00:47:32,477 --> 00:47:34,396
-By cooking it.
-We... By cooking it.
887
00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:35,814
-WILLIAM: Yes.
-So, it's dead?
888
00:47:35,898 --> 00:47:36,899
-No.
-Yes.
889
00:47:36,982 --> 00:47:38,692
Yes. Yes. Yes.
890
00:47:38,775 --> 00:47:40,777
-Its body is dead.
-Yeah.
891
00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:43,697
-But its heart...
-Its heart is also dead.
892
00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:45,866
WILLIAM: There is no part
of the squirrel alive.
893
00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:48,410
-It's super dead. Super dead.
-Yeah. It's super dead.
894
00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:50,412
So, if you like live squirrels,
get outta here.
895
00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:51,872
Get outta here, mister.
896
00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:53,707
Okay. Anyway...
897
00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:55,626
Any chance that you left
the entry door open?
898
00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:57,252
Yeah. Why?
899
00:47:57,336 --> 00:47:58,837
(MR. KLAUS YOWLS)
900
00:48:00,339 --> 00:48:01,548
(SCREAMING)
901
00:48:10,474 --> 00:48:11,975
That was pretty slick.
902
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:15,229
We were, uh, pretty slick.
903
00:48:17,648 --> 00:48:18,649
Pretty slick.
904
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:20,609
(YOWLING)
905
00:48:21,109 --> 00:48:22,277
(YELPS)
906
00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:23,904
(SCREAMS)
907
00:48:23,987 --> 00:48:25,197
(HISSES)
908
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:27,741
(GRUNTING)
909
00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:29,326
(HISSES)
910
00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:31,161
(SCREAMS)
911
00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:35,916
(YOWLS)
912
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,251
(SCREAMS)
913
00:48:37,334 --> 00:48:39,127
-No!
-(HISSES)
914
00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:40,462
(YOWLS)
915
00:48:46,176 --> 00:48:47,302
(WHISTLES)
916
00:48:53,517 --> 00:48:54,518
(GROWLS)
917
00:48:56,019 --> 00:48:57,437
(YOWLS)
918
00:48:57,521 --> 00:48:58,856
(SCREAMS)
919
00:48:58,939 --> 00:49:00,190
How did you do that?
920
00:49:00,983 --> 00:49:02,276
-(YOWLS)
-(GRUNTS)
921
00:49:03,026 --> 00:49:04,528
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
922
00:49:04,611 --> 00:49:06,405
Who's got the cat-like reflexes now?
923
00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:08,448
Huh? Me.
924
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:13,245
You messed with the wrong guy, kitty.
925
00:49:13,328 --> 00:49:14,788
(SCREAMS)
926
00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,374
(YOWLS)
927
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,002
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
928
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:21,128
He got bone.
929
00:49:21,211 --> 00:49:22,212
He got bone.
930
00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:23,297
FLORA: Hurry!
931
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,007
GEORGE: Okay, we're safe now. Here we go.
932
00:49:25,090 --> 00:49:26,592
-Very gently, okay?
-WILLIAM: Flora?
933
00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:32,055
(SIGHS)
934
00:49:32,931 --> 00:49:34,516
-FLORA: What?
-I locked my keys in the car.
935
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,684
-Dad!
-I know. I'm sorry.
936
00:49:35,767 --> 00:49:37,936
I've never been on the run
with a fugitive squirrel.
937
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:39,313
-You see 'em?
-No.
938
00:49:39,396 --> 00:49:41,273
Is that it? Right there. Is that them?
939
00:49:41,356 --> 00:49:43,400
-No, that's not them.
-FLORA: That's not them.
940
00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:45,235
-There! Nailed it.
-FLORA: No. I can't see them.
941
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:46,320
GEORGE: Okay, fine.
942
00:49:47,696 --> 00:49:48,697
This is down a little.
943
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:49,865
(SIGHS)
944
00:49:50,824 --> 00:49:51,825
Ulysses.
945
00:49:54,745 --> 00:49:56,246
(CHITTERS)
946
00:50:09,718 --> 00:50:11,512
See, I told you it was a superpower.
947
00:50:11,595 --> 00:50:12,804
(GEORGE GRUNTS)
948
00:50:12,888 --> 00:50:15,015
No, Ulysses, you only have to hit it once.
949
00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:17,559
GEORGE: Go. Oh, and now!
950
00:50:18,393 --> 00:50:19,645
(STAMMERS) Now!
951
00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:21,146
Now, now, now! Now!
952
00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:23,607
Now! Now. Now. Now.
953
00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:24,900
Ulysses, stop it!
954
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:27,069
Now. Stop it. Now. Now.
955
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,946
Wait, wait. Don't, don't.
Give it a second.
956
00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:30,030
Pull it now.
957
00:50:30,113 --> 00:50:32,824
Come on! Ulysses! Ulysses! (GRUNTS)
958
00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:34,993
FLORA: Got it. Good job, Ulysses.
959
00:50:37,663 --> 00:50:39,122
-Holy Bagumba!
-Holy Bagumba!
960
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:41,208
(GRUNTS) Hand over the squirrel!
961
00:50:41,291 --> 00:50:43,502
No, no, no! Watch out, watch out! No!
962
00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:47,256
-Get in the car!
-WILLIAM: Where's the car? Okay.
963
00:50:48,423 --> 00:50:50,676
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
964
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:53,554
Everybody, hold on! I got this!
965
00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:59,101
(BRAKES SCREECH)
966
00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:02,938
-I hadn't shut my door.
-Yep.
967
00:51:17,286 --> 00:51:19,830
FLORA: Dad, he's right there.
We need to lose him!
968
00:51:19,913 --> 00:51:21,456
We will. This is the sports model.
969
00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:24,501
Something... What's happening?
970
00:51:24,585 --> 00:51:25,961
Dad, your hand's tranquilized.
971
00:51:26,044 --> 00:51:27,379
GEORGE: Shift it for me.
972
00:51:27,462 --> 00:51:29,423
I don't know how to drive a stick.
973
00:51:29,506 --> 00:51:30,632
-GEORGE: William?
-I'm blind!
974
00:51:30,716 --> 00:51:33,427
-GEORGE: Okay, okay, okay!
-Why didn't you just buy an automatic?
975
00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:36,054
Because I wanted the sports model!
I wanted to be cool, okay?
976
00:51:36,138 --> 00:51:39,057
It's fine. We can do this. Toss it.
Toss my hand like a pancake.
977
00:51:39,141 --> 00:51:41,935
Like a pancake! Flora, like a pancake!
Through the hole.
978
00:51:42,019 --> 00:51:43,812
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
979
00:51:43,896 --> 00:51:45,814
Here we go. Now we're rollin'.
980
00:51:50,027 --> 00:51:51,028
It's stuck.
981
00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,404
FLORA: What?
GEORGE: My hand's stuck.
982
00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:54,489
-WILLIAM: What's going on?
-My hand is stuck.
983
00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:56,575
-Dad!
-Oh, no!
984
00:51:56,658 --> 00:51:57,951
What's happening?
985
00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:02,289
I got a cramp, too.
I got a cramp in my leg at the same time.
986
00:52:02,372 --> 00:52:03,916
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(TRUCK HONKING)
987
00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,927
(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)
988
00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,638
(CHITTERS)
989
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:19,973
You know what?
990
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,391
Maybe I will drive.
991
00:52:25,312 --> 00:52:27,397
FLORA AND GEORGE: (SINGING)
Butts, butts, butts, butts
992
00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:29,149
Butts, butts, butts, butts
993
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:31,193
And big ol' butts
And butts and butts and...
994
00:52:31,276 --> 00:52:33,820
FLORA: I don't know if we were great
in the superhero world,
995
00:52:33,904 --> 00:52:37,407
since we were missing a door
and William fell out at a stoplight,
996
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,538
but injustice was being defeated,
and we were part of it.
997
00:52:43,497 --> 00:52:44,581
See you tomorrow.
998
00:52:44,665 --> 00:52:48,252
I will not see you,
but I will hear and smell you tomorrow.
999
00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:49,920
Thanks for keeping it weird.
1000
00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:53,090
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1001
00:52:55,759 --> 00:52:58,262
Hey, guys. Just in time for dinner.
1002
00:52:58,345 --> 00:53:01,223
Okay, Phyllis. Open up. You got this.
1003
00:53:04,893 --> 00:53:06,061
(CHITTERS)
1004
00:53:06,144 --> 00:53:07,688
Go wait in the tree house.
1005
00:53:11,316 --> 00:53:15,445
FLORA: Dad always said the best trap
for a superhero was a feast.
1006
00:53:16,238 --> 00:53:20,075
If there was soup cooking,
you were probably next.
1007
00:53:21,076 --> 00:53:24,246
But Incandesto always knew
what to look for.
1008
00:53:24,997 --> 00:53:29,251
Carrots.
The main ingredient in people's soup.
1009
00:53:30,627 --> 00:53:31,920
Mmm-mmm.
1010
00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:38,427
(CHITTERS)
1011
00:53:43,056 --> 00:53:44,141
(SNIFFS)
1012
00:53:47,019 --> 00:53:48,061
(PHYLLIS SIGHS)
1013
00:53:48,645 --> 00:53:51,064
So, anything goin' on?
1014
00:53:51,773 --> 00:53:53,817
You can tell me. I'm letting things in.
1015
00:53:55,527 --> 00:53:56,737
I don't love this soup.
1016
00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:57,946
Well, you make it.
1017
00:53:58,030 --> 00:53:59,239
Oh?
1018
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:02,367
I mean, thank you for your feedback.
1019
00:54:02,451 --> 00:54:04,203
Um, so...
1020
00:54:04,286 --> 00:54:06,830
-Your big interview's tomorrow, right?
-Yeah.
1021
00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,332
-You nervous?
-PHYLLIS: No.
1022
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:12,920
Marissa says it'll just be
basic questions, fluff piece.
1023
00:54:14,713 --> 00:54:16,715
Yes. I'm terrified.
1024
00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:19,676
Because what if I fail?
1025
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,262
And this book won't sell
without good press.
1026
00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:24,264
You know what?
1027
00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:27,142
If you want any backup,
I'm happy to come along.
1028
00:54:29,186 --> 00:54:30,187
You would do that?
1029
00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:32,397
Even though we're...
1030
00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:35,192
-Separated?
-Yeah.
1031
00:54:35,943 --> 00:54:38,612
(SIGHS) I still want you
to do well, Phyllis.
1032
00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:40,072
That'll never change.
1033
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:43,367
Thanks.
1034
00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:46,036
(PHYLLIS SIGHS)
1035
00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:48,497
I do have one condition, though.
1036
00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:50,249
(CHITTERING)
1037
00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:55,170
You gotta let the squirrel back in.
1038
00:54:55,254 --> 00:54:56,672
What's that now?
1039
00:54:56,755 --> 00:54:59,424
He is a special creature
with a lot to offer the world.
1040
00:54:59,508 --> 00:55:02,261
And we need to protect special creatures,
not be afraid of them.
1041
00:55:03,053 --> 00:55:04,847
So, he's been livin' in the tree house.
1042
00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:06,306
Oh.
1043
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,391
(PHYLLIS SCREAMS)
1044
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,101
PHYLLIS: George!
1045
00:55:15,941 --> 00:55:17,442
(CHITTERS)
1046
00:55:20,821 --> 00:55:21,822
Here he is.
1047
00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:31,039
Also, I quit my job.
1048
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,502
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
1049
00:55:35,586 --> 00:55:37,504
FLORA: Mom was inspired again.
1050
00:55:38,630 --> 00:55:41,216
Something was changing in all of us.
1051
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:44,553
And hopefully,
it wasn't the mashed potatoes
1052
00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:46,305
we had just eaten off the floor.
1053
00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:49,850
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
1054
00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:03,238
Mom said you could sleep out here tonight.
1055
00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:08,202
I told her that your apartment
was under construction,
1056
00:56:08,785 --> 00:56:11,914
not that Animal Control is waiting there
to shoot you with a dart.
1057
00:56:11,997 --> 00:56:13,123
(CHUCKLES)
1058
00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:15,000
Thank you, sweetie.
1059
00:56:18,879 --> 00:56:21,757
Why can't you just tell her
that you don't want to get divorced?
1060
00:56:27,095 --> 00:56:30,516
Sometimes it's easier
to draw a superhero than to act like one.
1061
00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:34,603
(SIGHS)
1062
00:56:38,732 --> 00:56:39,775
GEORGE: I love you.
1063
00:56:39,858 --> 00:56:41,276
FLORA: I love you 3000.
1064
00:56:42,528 --> 00:56:43,654
(CHITTERS)
1065
00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:51,370
I'm just so proud that I could bring
more beauty into the world.
1066
00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,206
(SIGHS)
1067
00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:56,917
And you two have been married for...
1068
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,043
Fifteen years.
1069
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:00,337
-JOURNALIST: Wow!
-Yeah, 15 good ones.
1070
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:03,423
Hmm. Is it weird
being married to a romance writer?
1071
00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:07,469
I mean, you have to compete
with all those guys she writes about.
1072
00:57:07,553 --> 00:57:09,054
How do you still sweep her away?
1073
00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:12,474
-I was never good at any of that. No.
-(ALL CHUCKLE)
1074
00:57:12,558 --> 00:57:14,142
-Anyway...
-She swept me away.
1075
00:57:14,643 --> 00:57:18,522
Not with a white horse or anything,
but with... With a laugh.
1076
00:57:19,940 --> 00:57:24,695
She has this amazing laugh
that just lights up a room.
1077
00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:27,823
(SIGHS)
1078
00:57:28,365 --> 00:57:29,908
And this is your next book?
1079
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:32,911
Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, no peeking.
1080
00:57:33,871 --> 00:57:35,706
It's actually a departure for me.
1081
00:57:35,789 --> 00:57:36,999
It's basically, it's...
1082
00:57:37,082 --> 00:57:38,083
Poetry.
1083
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,167
Huh?
1084
00:57:39,251 --> 00:57:40,377
(CHITTERS)
1085
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,129
PHYLLIS: Oh, uh...
1086
00:57:42,713 --> 00:57:44,923
Yeah. But it's garbage.
1087
00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:47,718
It's just something
I do to warm up the keys.
1088
00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:49,386
-Mmm-hmm.
-Huh...
1089
00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:52,097
-PHYLLIS: But anyway, the book, it's...
-(READING) "I like it inside.
1090
00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:54,725
"Blankets. Food. Flora breathing.
1091
00:57:54,808 --> 00:57:58,020
"I am hungry no more. I broke the table."
1092
00:58:00,230 --> 00:58:03,817
Based in the roaring '20s,
when romance was...
1093
00:58:06,403 --> 00:58:08,322
JOURNALIST: Have you written anything?
1094
00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,034
I think I have enough.
1095
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:13,827
Good luck.
1096
00:58:15,746 --> 00:58:17,247
PHYLLIS: Oh, no. No.
1097
00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:18,957
Wait. Wait.
1098
00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:32,054
I thought you did terrific.
1099
00:58:33,222 --> 00:58:34,806
I should get back to work.
1100
00:58:38,310 --> 00:58:39,311
Okay.
1101
00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:48,987
FLORA: It turns out, the hardest thing
about having hope
1102
00:58:49,071 --> 00:58:51,031
is watching the people who don't.
1103
00:59:04,044 --> 00:59:06,046
And the only thing harder than that
1104
00:59:07,172 --> 00:59:09,633
is watching the people who once did.
1105
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,561
(SNIFFLES)
1106
00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:28,777
(ENGINE STARTS)
1107
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,243
(MILLER CHUCKLES)
1108
00:59:38,912 --> 00:59:40,414
(EXHALES)
1109
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:50,841
Hey.
1110
00:59:53,051 --> 00:59:54,720
The window is busy this week.
1111
00:59:54,803 --> 00:59:57,055
My apartment's being watched.
They want the squirrel.
1112
00:59:57,139 --> 01:00:00,184
It's good that I skipped bowling tonight.
In, in, in.
1113
01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:03,812
FLORA: And even in the darkest of times,
1114
01:00:05,105 --> 01:00:11,320
a true hero will risk everything
to save the world he loves.
1115
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:23,123
(BABY CRIES)
1116
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:35,260
(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
1117
01:00:38,931 --> 01:00:40,098
(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
1118
01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:44,269
(HUMMING)
1119
01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:49,107
(CHITTERS)
1120
01:00:58,992 --> 01:00:59,993
I'm in trouble.
1121
01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:02,788
I feel like everything
is just slipping away.
1122
01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:11,922
When I met the other Dr. Meescham,
1123
01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:17,386
our country was at war,
each day was uncertain.
1124
01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:20,305
But we always said goodbye to each other
the best way we could.
1125
01:01:20,389 --> 01:01:21,390
We said,
1126
01:01:22,099 --> 01:01:24,351
"I promise to always turn back to you."
1127
01:01:25,102 --> 01:01:26,311
And why did you do that?
1128
01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:30,357
'Cause when you turn back, you see
that the person you love is still there.
1129
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,820
And when you don't turn back,
that is when they slip away.
1130
01:01:35,612 --> 01:01:38,532
For that's the moment
that they need you the most.
1131
01:01:39,157 --> 01:01:40,158
Phyllis?
1132
01:01:40,242 --> 01:01:41,618
Yeah.
1133
01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:50,752
(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
1134
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:58,260
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1135
01:02:05,184 --> 01:02:06,768
(PANTING)
1136
01:02:06,852 --> 01:02:08,187
Ulysses?
1137
01:02:09,104 --> 01:02:10,689
Ulysses?
1138
01:02:17,988 --> 01:02:19,031
(READING) "Dear Flora,
1139
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:21,533
"I am very fond of you,
1140
01:02:21,617 --> 01:02:26,622
"but I hear my call to the wild,
and I must return to my natural habitat.
1141
01:02:27,164 --> 01:02:29,499
"Yours, Mr. Squirrel."
1142
01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:38,800
William? William Spiver?
1143
01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:41,970
-Flora?
-He's gone!
1144
01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:43,722
-Who is?
-Ulysses.
1145
01:02:43,805 --> 01:02:45,849
I think my mom kidnapped him.
1146
01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:47,059
Are you crying?
1147
01:02:47,893 --> 01:02:49,019
No.
1148
01:02:49,645 --> 01:02:52,189
I have her Jack and Rose.
I'm holding them hostage.
1149
01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:54,441
-Makes sense.
-Are you gonna help me or not?
1150
01:02:54,525 --> 01:02:55,526
Of course.
1151
01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:58,654
I just have to take off my bathrobe
and run a comb through...
1152
01:02:58,737 --> 01:03:00,489
Hurry! We have a hostage!
1153
01:03:00,572 --> 01:03:01,657
I am!
1154
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,367
-PHYLLIS: Shoo! Shoo!
-(CHITTERS)
1155
01:03:03,825 --> 01:03:04,868
Just go!
1156
01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:07,204
You're making things so much harder.
1157
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:09,498
Do you understand that?
1158
01:03:10,582 --> 01:03:12,918
We all needed that interview to go well.
1159
01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:14,837
Nothing is going right for me.
1160
01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:19,383
And it's all on me to fix it.
1161
01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:22,427
Nobody cares.
1162
01:03:24,054 --> 01:03:25,472
(CHITTERS)
1163
01:03:30,853 --> 01:03:32,604
(SNIFFLING)
1164
01:03:35,941 --> 01:03:37,025
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
1165
01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:44,074
That's...
1166
01:03:45,701 --> 01:03:46,743
That's for me?
1167
01:04:16,982 --> 01:04:19,818
And so, your plan is to offer an exchange.
1168
01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:23,113
-The Jack and Rose for the squirrel?
-Yes.
1169
01:04:23,655 --> 01:04:25,824
But you have no idea where your mother is?
1170
01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:28,785
I didn't say it was a perfect plan.
1171
01:04:29,536 --> 01:04:30,537
I suppose.
1172
01:04:30,621 --> 01:04:32,206
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1173
01:04:32,289 --> 01:04:33,332
At least it's a plan.
1174
01:04:34,458 --> 01:04:37,419
I've found that when you act
without any thought or reason,
1175
01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:40,297
much worse things can happen.
1176
01:04:44,426 --> 01:04:45,427
Oh, boy!
1177
01:04:45,511 --> 01:04:48,305
If I could see,
would I be freaking out right now?
1178
01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:50,682
You'd probably say
that we need to find shelter.
1179
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,726
Rather quickly.
1180
01:04:52,809 --> 01:04:55,229
-(THUNDER CRACKS)
-(WILLIAM GASPS)
1181
01:04:55,312 --> 01:04:57,022
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1182
01:04:57,105 --> 01:04:58,106
Come on!
1183
01:04:58,190 --> 01:04:59,233
(WILLIAM GRUNTS)
1184
01:05:00,192 --> 01:05:01,193
(RAIN PATTERING)
1185
01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:06,448
WILLIAM: What is this place?
1186
01:05:07,824 --> 01:05:09,201
(FLORA SIGHS)
1187
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,869
Splash Rapids.
1188
01:05:10,953 --> 01:05:13,830
Me and my family used to
ride our bikes here every Saturday.
1189
01:05:15,374 --> 01:05:17,042
Dad would bring a second swimsuit
1190
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,503
and let it float next to him
in the lazy river,
1191
01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,547
just to watch the lifeguards freak out.
1192
01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:28,345
And then it closed.
1193
01:05:38,814 --> 01:05:40,440
I pushed a car into a lake.
1194
01:05:42,234 --> 01:05:43,235
What?
1195
01:05:43,861 --> 01:05:45,571
That's why my mother sent me away.
1196
01:05:47,322 --> 01:05:50,868
I was taking revenge on Jacob,
her new husband.
1197
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:53,078
Where's your father?
1198
01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:55,080
He died.
1199
01:05:57,374 --> 01:05:58,375
Oh.
1200
01:06:00,711 --> 01:06:02,588
Jacob wouldn't stop calling me "Billy."
1201
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:04,631
Billy's not my name.
1202
01:06:04,715 --> 01:06:07,092
My name is William. William Spiver.
1203
01:06:08,552 --> 01:06:10,012
But he kept calling me Billy.
1204
01:06:11,972 --> 01:06:13,140
I just couldn't take it.
1205
01:06:17,978 --> 01:06:20,189
"William" was my father's name.
1206
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,817
He was a man
of great humanity and intelligence.
1207
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,112
He played the piano,
1208
01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:30,616
and he knew about
astronomy and the universe.
1209
01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:35,037
Jacob doesn't know there even are stars.
1210
01:06:36,121 --> 01:06:37,706
He just knows about his car.
1211
01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,305
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
1212
01:06:56,141 --> 01:06:57,851
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1213
01:06:57,935 --> 01:06:58,936
GEORGE: Hello?
1214
01:07:03,982 --> 01:07:05,234
(CHITTERS)
1215
01:07:07,402 --> 01:07:09,863
PHYLLIS: The journalist
was wrong about his poetry.
1216
01:07:13,867 --> 01:07:15,285
A squirrel sees it.
1217
01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:18,664
He sees all the beauty in the world.
1218
01:07:19,414 --> 01:07:20,874
He sees Flora.
1219
01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:23,794
(SIGHS) I can't believe
I'm losing my family
1220
01:07:23,877 --> 01:07:26,004
because I can't view the world
like a squirrel.
1221
01:07:26,505 --> 01:07:27,506
(SNIFFS)
1222
01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:30,676
It's definitely not how I thought
the week was gonna turn out.
1223
01:07:30,759 --> 01:07:33,303
Do you know how much
it costs to get a new car door?
1224
01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:34,638
More than the actual car.
1225
01:07:34,721 --> 01:07:35,931
(CHITTERS)
1226
01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:38,767
You haven't lost anybody.
1227
01:07:40,811 --> 01:07:42,646
I just forgot to turn back.
1228
01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:48,443
(CHITTERS)
1229
01:07:50,821 --> 01:07:52,906
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1230
01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:53,991
Where's Flora?
1231
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:57,452
-WILLIAM: What are you thinking about?
-(FLORA SIGHS)
1232
01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:00,956
The Illuminated Adventures
Of The Amazing Incandesto.
1233
01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:05,961
There's this picture of Alfred T. Slipper
looking out at the world,
1234
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:10,048
and Dolores is on his shoulder,
and he turns to her and says,
1235
01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:13,510
"I'm alone in the world, Dolores.
1236
01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:16,805
"And I'm homesick for my own kind."
1237
01:08:19,474 --> 01:08:20,517
I'm homesick.
1238
01:08:22,144 --> 01:08:23,520
I miss my family.
1239
01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,273
I miss what we used to be.
1240
01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:28,400
But you're not alone.
1241
01:08:31,445 --> 01:08:33,238
PHYLLIS: Flora! (PANTS)
1242
01:08:33,322 --> 01:08:35,073
Don't take another step!
1243
01:08:35,157 --> 01:08:38,285
Show me Ulysses,
or Jack and Rose are dead.
1244
01:08:38,785 --> 01:08:40,913
The figurine,
I know the ones in the movie are dead.
1245
01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:44,583
(CHUCKLES) It's okay. He's right here.
1246
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,376
-(CHITTERS)
-Good.
1247
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:49,463
Now, slowly hand him to William,
and I will slowly...
1248
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:52,466
Oh, dang it.
1249
01:08:55,344 --> 01:08:57,554
Jack and Rose have the worst luck.
1250
01:08:59,431 --> 01:09:00,974
That was just a decoy?
1251
01:09:01,058 --> 01:09:03,644
-(SIGHS) No, it wasn't.
-(CHUCKLES)
1252
01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:05,646
(CHITTERING)
1253
01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:17,616
I was gonna take him away, Flora.
1254
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:19,701
And then...
1255
01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:22,579
I saw this.
1256
01:09:25,582 --> 01:09:27,793
Okay. You don't have to do that anymore.
It's okay.
1257
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:29,253
"Words for Flora.
1258
01:09:30,212 --> 01:09:34,424
"Nothing would be easier without you
because you are everything.
1259
01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:36,176
"All of it.
1260
01:09:36,802 --> 01:09:40,722
"Cheese puffs, corks, giant donuts...
1261
01:09:41,431 --> 01:09:44,351
"You are the ever-expanding
universe to me."
1262
01:09:44,434 --> 01:09:45,686
(CHITTERS)
1263
01:09:47,563 --> 01:09:49,064
You are everything.
1264
01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:55,445
My life is screwed up, but you aren't.
1265
01:09:57,614 --> 01:09:59,867
You're what I did right.
1266
01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:04,872
How could I ever forget
that there's magic in the world
1267
01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:08,041
when you're standing right in front of me?
1268
01:10:13,672 --> 01:10:14,756
(CHITTERS)
1269
01:10:18,635 --> 01:10:20,053
(GRUNTS)
1270
01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:22,639
Yeah!
1271
01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:24,600
FLORA: Ulysses!
MILLER: Nobody move!
1272
01:10:24,683 --> 01:10:25,934
-Don't hurt him!
-Stand down!
1273
01:10:26,018 --> 01:10:27,352
-PHYLLIS: George!
-Get him, get him!
1274
01:10:27,436 --> 01:10:28,770
PHYLLIS: George!
1275
01:10:28,854 --> 01:10:30,355
(GEORGE PANTING)
1276
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:31,732
(GRUNTS)
1277
01:10:34,234 --> 01:10:35,694
FLORA: Dad!
1278
01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:37,446
(GEORGE GROANS)
1279
01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:38,822
MILLER: Got him!
1280
01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:41,074
Stop! He doesn't have rabies!
1281
01:10:42,784 --> 01:10:44,536
(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)
1282
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,205
That's not somethin' we can risk.
1283
01:10:47,206 --> 01:10:50,125
(PANTING) And the only way
to do that is to test his brain tissue.
1284
01:10:52,127 --> 01:10:55,130
Look, I'm sorry.
He'll be euthanized this afternoon.
1285
01:10:55,214 --> 01:10:56,632
No!
1286
01:10:57,299 --> 01:10:58,342
(SOBS)
1287
01:10:58,467 --> 01:11:00,969
Flare up like a flame, Ulysses!
1288
01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:02,804
Flare up like a flame!
1289
01:11:03,764 --> 01:11:04,848
(WHINES)
1290
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,977
Oh, baby. It's okay. It's okay.
1291
01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:10,395
(SNIFFLES)
1292
01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:12,981
(SIGHS)
1293
01:11:15,567 --> 01:11:16,610
Okay. Flora,
1294
01:11:17,236 --> 01:11:19,238
do you remember
how Incandesto overcame the odds
1295
01:11:19,321 --> 01:11:21,365
and defeated the darkness
of a thousand hands?
1296
01:11:23,116 --> 01:11:24,493
He teamed up with Dolores.
1297
01:11:24,576 --> 01:11:25,953
Yes. And?
1298
01:11:28,664 --> 01:11:30,582
And the thorny blowfish.
1299
01:11:32,084 --> 01:11:33,085
Really?
1300
01:11:35,587 --> 01:11:36,588
Okay.
1301
01:11:37,631 --> 01:11:40,467
For you,
I'll be the thorny blowfish any day.
1302
01:11:40,968 --> 01:11:43,345
Good. 'Cause I feel like
you're the only one of us
1303
01:11:43,428 --> 01:11:45,389
who will actually
punch somebody in the face.
1304
01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:47,850
-Oh, you got that right.
-GEORGE: Hey!
1305
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:49,518
Is there a fourth weird character?
1306
01:11:49,601 --> 01:11:51,311
There was a talking chair.
1307
01:11:52,729 --> 01:11:53,730
I'll take it.
1308
01:11:54,857 --> 01:11:55,858
Okay.
1309
01:11:55,941 --> 01:11:57,401
All right. All right.
1310
01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:00,070
Let's finish this.
1311
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,323
(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1312
01:12:04,074 --> 01:12:08,203
You don't come into our water park
unless you're ready to make some waves.
1313
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:09,538
(MUSIC STOPS)
1314
01:12:12,082 --> 01:12:14,084
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1315
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,303
Do you want me to slow down?
1316
01:12:24,386 --> 01:12:25,387
Nope.
1317
01:12:26,972 --> 01:12:28,140
I like the sport model.
1318
01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:37,816
We've got this.
1319
01:12:41,445 --> 01:12:42,738
(HORN HONKING)
1320
01:12:42,821 --> 01:12:44,573
PHYLLIS: Wait,
won't they know we're coming?
1321
01:12:44,656 --> 01:12:47,117
GEORGE: Yeah, but they won't know
who's not coming.
1322
01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:48,202
PHYLLIS: What?
1323
01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:52,080
Hello!
1324
01:12:52,748 --> 01:12:54,416
Just lookin' to adopt a pet.
1325
01:13:02,257 --> 01:13:04,134
(GRUNTS)
1326
01:13:04,885 --> 01:13:07,137
What a wonderful adventure.
1327
01:13:07,763 --> 01:13:11,058
I haven't driven the other Dr. Meescham's
car since my license was revoked.
1328
01:13:13,936 --> 01:13:14,937
Yeah.
1329
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,356
We should get inside
before somebody sees us.
1330
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:18,690
Okay. I'm comin'.
1331
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:22,819
You remembered to turn back.
1332
01:13:23,403 --> 01:13:24,404
I did.
1333
01:13:32,871 --> 01:13:34,456
DISPATCH: (OVER RADIO) ...over. Stand by.
1334
01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:36,416
WOMAN: Come on, boy.
1335
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,919
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1336
01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:40,087
He'll be in that lab.
1337
01:13:44,424 --> 01:13:46,677
(FLORA PANTING)
1338
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,011
It's locked, it's locked.
1339
01:13:50,097 --> 01:13:53,308
I could squeeze through that vent
and open the door from the inside.
1340
01:13:53,392 --> 01:13:54,560
No. I'll do it.
1341
01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:57,437
I seem to have a knack
for absorbing short falls.
1342
01:13:59,356 --> 01:14:00,649
(WILLIAM GRUNTS)
1343
01:14:00,732 --> 01:14:01,775
GEORGE: You okay?
1344
01:14:01,859 --> 01:14:02,860
WILLIAM: Nothing broken!
1345
01:14:12,202 --> 01:14:13,453
GEORGE: I can't see anything.
1346
01:14:14,204 --> 01:14:16,456
WILLIAM: It's okay, I'll use echolocation.
1347
01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:20,252
(CLICKING TONGUE)
1348
01:14:20,335 --> 01:14:21,336
All clear.
1349
01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:26,425
-(BANGS)
-(GEORGE GRUNTS)
1350
01:14:27,259 --> 01:14:29,261
(WHISPERING)
I thought you said it was all clear.
1351
01:14:29,344 --> 01:14:32,598
I meant for me.
Your position would have a different echo.
1352
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:35,225
Now everything has an echo.
1353
01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:42,149
(ANIMALS CHITTERING)
1354
01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:44,860
You know what? The lab must be
on the other side of those doors.
1355
01:14:44,943 --> 01:14:45,944
PHYLLIS: Okay.
1356
01:14:47,946 --> 01:14:49,031
(DOOR OPENS)
1357
01:14:50,449 --> 01:14:52,659
PHYLLIS: Let's go. We've got this.
1358
01:14:53,577 --> 01:14:55,078
You don't have to do this.
1359
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,792
When I asked my father
about the expanding universe,
1360
01:15:02,711 --> 01:15:06,215
he said, "Maybe it's just putting things
where they're supposed to be."
1361
01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:10,135
I think this is where I'm supposed to be.
1362
01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:14,264
I think so, too.
1363
01:15:16,725 --> 01:15:17,851
(CHUCKLES)
1364
01:15:27,444 --> 01:15:28,445
FLORA: William?
1365
01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:31,990
(CHITTERING)
1366
01:15:33,158 --> 01:15:34,159
WILLIAM: Skunk!
1367
01:15:34,243 --> 01:15:35,953
-(SCREAMS)
-I saw it!
1368
01:15:36,036 --> 01:15:37,412
-PHYLLIS: What's going on?
-I can see!
1369
01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:39,957
-There's still a skunk right there!
-WILLIAM: That was my fault!
1370
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,084
-I saw a skunk!
-Wait a second, you can see?
1371
01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:44,169
-Yeah! I guess I'm less hysterical.
-(SCREAMS)
1372
01:15:44,253 --> 01:15:46,213
-Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
-FLORA: Go!
1373
01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:47,381
(CHITTERS)
1374
01:15:55,389 --> 01:15:58,100
Excuse me, this is a hazardous area.
You can't be in here.
1375
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,061
Okay, I got this one. I got this.
1376
01:16:01,144 --> 01:16:02,271
FLORA: Oh, boy.
1377
01:16:03,063 --> 01:16:04,439
Hey. How are ya?
1378
01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:07,109
We're actually here to adopt a puppy.
1379
01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:09,194
Nice.
1380
01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:12,573
Oh, um, well, actually,
you need to go to the lobby.
1381
01:16:12,656 --> 01:16:13,657
This way?
1382
01:16:13,740 --> 01:16:15,784
Hey! They're after the rabid squirrel!
1383
01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:18,161
-Go, go, go!
-MILLER: Come on! This ain't a drill.
1384
01:16:18,245 --> 01:16:19,830
-MILLER: Hey!
-WOMAN: Call security!
1385
01:16:19,913 --> 01:16:20,914
WILLIAM: It's this way!
1386
01:16:20,998 --> 01:16:22,541
MILLER: Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
1387
01:16:23,166 --> 01:16:24,918
Somebody do something!
1388
01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:26,503
GEORGE: Find Ulysses and get outta here!
1389
01:16:26,587 --> 01:16:27,754
(GRUNTS)
1390
01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:28,839
FLORA: This way!
1391
01:16:28,922 --> 01:16:30,174
(DOG BARKING)
1392
01:16:30,257 --> 01:16:32,384
Not in my house!
Tasers up! Let's go, let's go!
1393
01:16:32,885 --> 01:16:35,637
PHYLLIS: Does anyone see him?
GEORGE: Not yet, keep looking!
1394
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:37,014
Come on, chop-chop!
1395
01:16:37,097 --> 01:16:38,098
Look!
1396
01:16:39,558 --> 01:16:40,976
(ALARM BUZZES)
1397
01:16:42,477 --> 01:16:44,646
(ANIMALS CLAMORING)
1398
01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:45,731
Wait, wait, no, no, no!
1399
01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:47,524
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1400
01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,026
Oh, no. Wait!
1401
01:16:49,109 --> 01:16:50,819
All right, just grab an animal.
1402
01:16:52,070 --> 01:16:53,071
Contain 'em!
1403
01:16:55,657 --> 01:16:56,742
Poppins...
1404
01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:58,285
Get... Find Poppins! Come on!
1405
01:16:58,368 --> 01:16:59,369
Squirrels!
1406
01:16:59,453 --> 01:17:01,163
PHYLLIS: Open the cages! Come on!
1407
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:02,831
FLORA: Ulysses!
1408
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:06,460
PHYLLIS: I don't see him!
FLORA: Ulysses!
1409
01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:07,544
GEORGE: Keep looking!
1410
01:17:09,546 --> 01:17:11,965
-Ulysses!
-(CHITTERS)
1411
01:17:12,049 --> 01:17:13,967
FLORA: I found him!
GEORGE: Hey, buddy!
1412
01:17:14,051 --> 01:17:16,678
FLORA: Don't worry, Ulysses.
We're going to save you.
1413
01:17:16,762 --> 01:17:18,347
WILLIAM: Aw, he's cuter than I thought.
1414
01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:19,431
I need a knife!
1415
01:17:19,515 --> 01:17:20,891
I have nail clippers.
1416
01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:21,975
FLORA: What?
MILLER: Stop...
1417
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:24,561
Right there.
1418
01:17:26,104 --> 01:17:27,189
Do you like M&M'S?
1419
01:17:27,272 --> 01:17:28,815
No, I care about my teeth. Why?
1420
01:17:29,399 --> 01:17:30,400
Squirrels do.
1421
01:17:33,570 --> 01:17:35,322
(CHITTERING)
1422
01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:37,449
No, no, no!
1423
01:17:39,826 --> 01:17:40,827
Go wait in the lobby.
1424
01:17:40,911 --> 01:17:42,246
-Tiny claws.
-MILLER: Big claws.
1425
01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:43,330
PHYLLIS: Let's go, come on!
1426
01:17:44,414 --> 01:17:46,124
-You're not goin' anywhere!
-(GRUNTS)
1427
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:47,251
-(MILLER GRUNTS)
-What...
1428
01:17:47,334 --> 01:17:49,378
Do not mess with the thorny blowfish!
1429
01:17:51,171 --> 01:17:52,172
MILLER: My teeth...
1430
01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:54,049
He doesn't belong here.
1431
01:17:57,636 --> 01:17:58,637
Step away from the cage.
1432
01:17:58,720 --> 01:17:59,805
You really wanna do this?
1433
01:18:00,389 --> 01:18:02,933
Because I have spent
the better part of my life
1434
01:18:03,016 --> 01:18:06,019
dreaming of ways
to take down villains like you.
1435
01:18:06,103 --> 01:18:07,104
This is my jam.
1436
01:18:07,187 --> 01:18:08,689
(CHITTERS)
1437
01:18:08,772 --> 01:18:09,773
Cool speech.
1438
01:18:10,274 --> 01:18:11,400
Get away from the squirrel.
1439
01:18:11,483 --> 01:18:12,693
What squirrel?
1440
01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:13,777
The...
1441
01:18:14,987 --> 01:18:16,363
No, no, no, no, no!
1442
01:18:17,197 --> 01:18:18,448
(MILLER GRUNTS)
1443
01:18:19,157 --> 01:18:21,368
Bull's-eye! No, no!
1444
01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:24,872
-Hey, you!
-(HISSES)
1445
01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:26,915
Forgive me.
1446
01:18:27,332 --> 01:18:28,542
-(YOWLS)
-(MILLER SCREAMS)
1447
01:18:30,085 --> 01:18:31,128
-FLORA: Ulysses!
-(CHITTERS)
1448
01:18:36,633 --> 01:18:39,303
Okay. Come on, come on, come on.
We gotta go. Go.
1449
01:18:39,386 --> 01:18:43,390
(YOWLING)
1450
01:18:44,892 --> 01:18:47,019
MILLER: No! Get off!
1451
01:18:47,769 --> 01:18:48,812
Ow!
1452
01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:51,523
-(MILLER GRUNTS)
-(MR. KLAUS YOWLING)
1453
01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:54,193
That's not good.
1454
01:18:57,779 --> 01:18:59,990
-(ULYSSES CHITTERS)
-FLORA: He's gonna make it.
1455
01:19:00,073 --> 01:19:01,783
WILLIAM: That guy had him cornered.
1456
01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,243
He's going to make it.
1457
01:19:04,036 --> 01:19:06,163
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1458
01:19:08,665 --> 01:19:09,791
(CHITTERING)
1459
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:10,918
Son of a...
1460
01:19:11,001 --> 01:19:12,377
(GRUNTS)
1461
01:19:14,129 --> 01:19:15,380
(PANTING)
1462
01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:17,216
Don't move!
1463
01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:18,926
FLORA: Dad!
1464
01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:21,386
(DOGS BARKING)
1465
01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:23,931
-You're not leaving with the squirrel!
-PHYLLIS: George!
1466
01:19:24,014 --> 01:19:25,098
Hey!
1467
01:19:25,182 --> 01:19:26,558
Oh, no!
1468
01:19:26,642 --> 01:19:27,684
WILLIAM: Oh, no!
1469
01:19:27,768 --> 01:19:29,436
-(CHITTERS)
-FLORA: Ulysses!
1470
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,729
Okay, I can't feel my legs.
1471
01:19:30,812 --> 01:19:32,272
MILLER: No, no, no, no, no, no!
1472
01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:34,733
Stand down. I can't look!
1473
01:19:35,442 --> 01:19:36,735
George!
1474
01:19:41,823 --> 01:19:43,242
-George!
-Dad!
1475
01:19:45,035 --> 01:19:46,787
(GEORGE GROANS)
1476
01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:48,247
-(GASPS)
-(GEORGE LAUGHS)
1477
01:19:50,249 --> 01:19:52,793
(LAUGHING)
1478
01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:55,003
GEORGE: I'm flying! (SCREAMS)
1479
01:19:55,087 --> 01:19:58,423
FLORA: Every superhero
comes to us with a purpose.
1480
01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:00,676
-(LAUGHS)
-(CHITTERS)
1481
01:20:01,718 --> 01:20:03,804
We don't always see it at first.
1482
01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:07,474
Because we don't
always know where to look.
1483
01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:09,059
GEORGE: This is amazing!
1484
01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:11,186
FLORA: But Ulysses showed us...
1485
01:20:11,270 --> 01:20:12,771
(LAUGHS)
1486
01:20:12,855 --> 01:20:14,106
(GRUNTS)
1487
01:20:15,607 --> 01:20:18,610
...the world is filled
with wonder and magic.
1488
01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:24,116
Huh?
1489
01:20:25,742 --> 01:20:27,077
FLORA: Ulysses!
1490
01:20:27,703 --> 01:20:31,206
And we found it in the people we love.
1491
01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:38,422
GEORGE: I can't even feel my leg.
1492
01:20:40,299 --> 01:20:41,300
Here.
1493
01:20:46,263 --> 01:20:47,264
You're not coming?
1494
01:20:47,347 --> 01:20:49,057
This is not my adventure, dear.
1495
01:20:59,651 --> 01:21:01,862
(ALL LAUGHING)
1496
01:21:02,487 --> 01:21:05,616
Did we just break a magical squirrel
out of animal jail?
1497
01:21:05,699 --> 01:21:06,825
We did.
1498
01:21:06,909 --> 01:21:08,035
(SLURRING) Thanks, Ulysses.
1499
01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:10,329
-Are you okay?
-GEORGE: Oh, yeah.
1500
01:21:10,412 --> 01:21:12,915
-(CHITTERING)
-(ALL CHUCKLING)
1501
01:21:13,707 --> 01:21:14,958
Oh...
1502
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,043
Oh, gee...
1503
01:21:16,126 --> 01:21:17,586
(GROANING)
1504
01:21:18,962 --> 01:21:21,590
FLORA: The world is full of injustice.
1505
01:21:23,884 --> 01:21:26,970
And there are always
other people who need saving.
1506
01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,223
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1507
01:21:30,349 --> 01:21:34,061
Which meant that
the most heroic thing we could do
1508
01:21:37,523 --> 01:21:39,149
was to say goodbye.
1509
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:40,234
(CHITTERING)
1510
01:21:48,742 --> 01:21:49,743
Don't give up.
1511
01:21:53,163 --> 01:21:54,164
On my comics?
1512
01:21:55,499 --> 01:21:56,500
On me.
1513
01:21:57,876 --> 01:21:58,877
Never.
1514
01:22:07,386 --> 01:22:09,429
(CHITTERS)
1515
01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:15,477
Thank you, Ulysses.
1516
01:22:18,522 --> 01:22:20,774
(CHITTERING)
1517
01:22:21,483 --> 01:22:22,484
Go on, now.
1518
01:22:23,986 --> 01:22:25,362
Flare up like a flame.
1519
01:22:39,084 --> 01:22:40,544
MILLER: Hey! Buckmans!
1520
01:22:41,795 --> 01:22:43,130
You're not gettin' rid o' me.
1521
01:22:43,213 --> 01:22:44,590
(PANTING)
1522
01:22:45,382 --> 01:22:46,383
Turn him over.
1523
01:22:47,217 --> 01:22:48,760
He's all yours.
1524
01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:51,305
(CHITTERING)
1525
01:22:52,264 --> 01:22:53,390
MILLER: Oh...
1526
01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:54,683
So much rabies.
1527
01:22:58,562 --> 01:23:00,772
FLORA: The world was as it should be.
1528
01:23:01,315 --> 01:23:02,566
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1529
01:23:02,649 --> 01:23:05,861
Ulysses could stay hidden from
those who would do him harm.
1530
01:23:07,988 --> 01:23:10,949
And be ready to defend those in need.
1531
01:23:21,585 --> 01:23:22,794
We had love,
1532
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:25,297
and we had comic books.
1533
01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:28,675
Not just the ones we got to read,
1534
01:23:29,676 --> 01:23:31,261
but the ones we got to live.
1535
01:23:32,429 --> 01:23:34,389
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1536
01:23:35,516 --> 01:23:39,394
People will say it didn't happen,
that squirrels can't write poetry,
1537
01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:42,773
and that the world
isn't full of superheroes.
1538
01:23:45,275 --> 01:23:47,277
But like any natural-born cynic...
1539
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:48,612
(THUDS)
1540
01:23:48,695 --> 01:23:52,032
-...I say, "Do not hope. Observe."
-(CHITTERING)
1541
01:23:54,201 --> 01:23:55,369
Because when you do,
1542
01:23:56,745 --> 01:24:00,582
you'll see how much wonder
the world actually has,
1543
01:24:09,633 --> 01:24:12,302
and you won't be a cynic anymore.
1544
01:24:12,386 --> 01:24:13,971
(POLICE SIRENS BLARING)
1545
01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:20,811
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1546
01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:44,585
Even after he bit me in the face,
1547
01:24:46,169 --> 01:24:50,007
that rattlesnake knew,
I wasn't leavin' the hole until he did.
1548
01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:51,967
-Wow!
-(CHUCKLES)
1549
01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:53,969
You're not afraid of anything.
1550
01:24:57,306 --> 01:24:59,349
I am afraid of some things.
1551
01:25:00,934 --> 01:25:01,935
Oh.
1552
01:25:06,565 --> 01:25:07,649
(CAT MEOWS)
1553
01:25:09,318 --> 01:25:11,570
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Is that a cat?
1554
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,739
Yeah. That's Mr. Klaus.
1555
01:25:13,822 --> 01:25:15,449
-He's my best friend.
-(MEOWS)
1556
01:25:15,532 --> 01:25:16,867
(PURRING)
1557
01:25:18,994 --> 01:25:20,329
Hello, Mr. Klaus.
1558
01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:22,748
-(YOWLS)
-(MILLER SCREAMS)
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