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♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING
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THAT I HOPE WILL NEVER PASS? ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING
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THAT MOM THINKS IS JUST GAS? ♪
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♪ IT MAKES ME QUEASY, SO
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UNEASY ♪
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♪ AND JUST A LITTLE FUNKY
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♪ LIKE A GIANT HUGGY BUGGY
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♪ SMILING RAINBOW MONKEY
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♪ I NEVER CARED SO MUCH BEFORE
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♪ MORE THAN I LOVES THEM
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ANIMALS ♪
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♪ NOW MY LIFE IS HAPPINESS
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GALORE ♪
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♪ MY HEART FLIES LIKE THE, UM,
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SEAGULLS ♪
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♪ WHAT CAN IT BE
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♪ THIS MYSTERY HAPPENING
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TO ME ♪
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♪ CAN MY FRIENDS SEE?
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♪ I'M HAPPILY IN LOVE
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♪ I'VE SAID IT
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ISN'T THAT SO CUTE?
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♪ I'VE SAID IT
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♪ REALLY, REALLY SWEET
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♪ I'VE SAID IT
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♪ LIKE YUMMY FRESH FRUIT
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♪ I'VE SAID IT
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♪ TONIGHT WE FINALLY MEET
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♪ I'M SO IN LOVE
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♪ MY HEART IS FULL
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♪ I'M SO IN LOVE
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IT'S ADORABLE!
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♪ I'M SO IN LOVE
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HEY, TOOTS, WHAT TIME IS IT?
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TIME TO FOLLOW MY HEART!
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- >> NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT TIME IS - IT?
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- I GOTTA BE HOME FOR DINNER AT - 6:00.
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♪ LA LA LA LA
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♪ LA LA LA LA
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA...
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BE SMART, TOOTS.
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YEAH, KID.
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IT'S A DANGEROUS WORLD OUT
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THERE.
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MORE DANGEROUS THAN LOVE?
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WELL, DUH.
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GANG
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WAR, DON'T YA KNOW?
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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ WHERE YOU GOTTA GO TO?
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♪ OUT THERE'S NOTHIN' BUT
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TROUBLES ♪
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♪ STAY AND HAVE A SODA
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♪ WATCH THE PRETTY BUBBLES
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♪ WHY ALL THE FUSS?
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♪ YOU'RE ACTING DUMB
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♪ JUST HANG WITH US
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♪ YOU WANT A PLUM?
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- >> ♪ DON'T JOIN THOSE OTHER - GUYS ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW SQUAT
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♪ SO COME ON, GIRL, GET WISE
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♪ HOW 'BOUT A KUMQUAT?
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♪ PERHAPS I'LL PICK THE
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- CHERRIES ♪ - ♪ BUT FIRST ANSWER THIS QUERY
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♪ WHY MUST WE FIGHT EVERY DAY,
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EVERY NIGHT? ♪
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♪ IT ISN'T RIGHT
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[ CLEARING THROAT ]
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♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM,
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AND WE'LL NEVER BE PALS ♪
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♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM
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♪ WE'RE THOSE GUYS AND THOSE
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- GALS ♪ - ♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM
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- ♪ WE WEAR JEANS, THEY WEAR - LEATHER ♪
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♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM,
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SO WHY HANG TOGETHER? ♪
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♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM
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♪ THEY'RE WRONG AND WE'RE
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- RIGHT ♪ - ♪ WE'RE US AND THEY'RE THEM,
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY WE MUST FIGHT
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♪ BUT NOT TONIGHT
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♪ IT'S TEARING ME APART
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♪ I'D RATHER LISTEN TO MY
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HEART ♪
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♪ AND RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO
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START ♪
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♪ GOODBYE
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♪ I NOW DEPART
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OH, THAT'S TART!
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[ SQUEALS GLEEFULLY ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ LA DEE DA-DA DEE DA DA
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WHEE!
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[ GASPS ]
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NO ONE'S HERE!
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[ CRIES ]
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HAVE I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE?
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- >> Together: [ Monotone ] DON'T - WORRY.
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YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE...
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NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH, THANK GOODNESS!
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IT'S YOU!
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NOW I KNOW I'M SAFE, JUST LIKE I
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ALWAYS DO WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR...
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UH, 1, 2, 3... 10 EYES?
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ENOUGH TALK.
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KISS ME.
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AH!
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ARE YOU CRAZY, KOOKY?
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YOU CAN'T KISS THOSE DELIGHTFUL
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DOOFUSES!
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THEY'RE THE ENEMY!
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NUMBUH 4!
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HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU
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POSSIBLY EVEN THINK ABOUT LIKING
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THEM?
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- BESIDES... - >> WALLY!
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- >> PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT, - KOOKY.
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THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO SAY.
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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WHAT ARE MY PARENTS DOING HERE?
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THEY'RE HERE TO SEE THE
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SCHOOL PLAY.
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UH... DID YOU JUST SAY SCHOOL
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PLAY?
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YES, WALLY... SCHOOL PLAY,
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THE PLAY YOU RUINED BEFORE MY
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BIG FINALE!
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OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT
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YOUR FINALE BECAUSE WE'VE COME
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UP WITH ONE OF OUR OWN.
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BEHOLD!
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AND OUR FINALE IS BIGGER,
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BETTER, AND MUCH MORE PERMANENT.
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I NEVER SAW THAT THING IN THE
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PROP DEPARTMENT!
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WELL, DUH!
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WE BRIBED THE DIRECTOR TO GET IT
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IN, JUST LIKE WE BRIBED HIM TO
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CAST US IN THE LEAD.
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WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE 'CAUSE
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I HAVE A TOTALLY BETTER SINGING
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- VOICE THAN... - >> SHUT UP!
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UGH!
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TO THINK OF THE WEEKS AND WEEKS
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WE SPENT PRETENDING TO LIKE
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KOOKY, JUST TO PREPARE OUR PLAN!
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HMPH!
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BUT IT WAS WORTH IT BECAUSE
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NOW WE WILL SHOW YOUR PARENTS
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HOW INFERIOR YOU ALL ARE.
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NOW THEY'LL SEE HOW WE DESERVE
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TO BE LOVED AND ADMIRED MORE
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THAN YOU BRATS!
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NOT TO MENTION THAT WITH ALL OF
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YOU GONE, THE PLAY'S BEST-ACTOR
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AWARD WILL BE A SHOO-IN FOR US!
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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WAIT!
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CAN'T WE PLEASE JUST SING THE
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FINAL NUMBER FIRST?
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UH...
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NO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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LOOK OUT!
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NUMBUH 5, GET THOSE KIDS OUT
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OF HERE!
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A-FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OH, THAT'S MY GIRL UP THERE
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AVOIDING DEADLY LASER BLASTS!
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NUMBUH 2, I NEED YOU ON
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LIGHTS.
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ON IT.
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WHEN YOU'RE A JET, YOU'RE A JET.
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YOUR A.V. SKILLS ARE NO LONGER
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REQUIRED.
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MODULE ACTIVATE!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR
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S.P.O.T.F.I.T.E.S.... SUPER
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POWERFUL OSCILLATING TASERS
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FLAMINGLY IGNITE TERRIFICALLY
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ENTERTAINING SCENARIOS.
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OOH!
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THE PRODUCTION VALUES ARE
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MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR.
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- >> GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT, - NUMBUH 2!
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BREAK A LEG, DELIGHTFUL
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DUNCES!
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WHAT IS THAT?
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OOH!
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♪ OH, IT'S SO
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LOVEY-DA-LOVEY-DA
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LOVEY-DOVEY-WUVVY ♪
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GET DOWN!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING WEEKS TO
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SING MY BIG... AND I'M GONNA SING
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IT!
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MAYBE I CAN WAIT A LITTLE
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LONGER.
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AH!
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SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A
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SIMPLE LOVE STORY ALREADY?
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I CAN LIVE WITHOUT ALL THE
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BOOMS!
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THEIR FIELD IS TOO STRONG!
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HUH?
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[ GASPS ]
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[ FIREWORKS EXPLODING ]
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SAY GOODNIGHT, NIGEL.
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IT'S YOUR FINAL CURTAIN CALL!
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YOU KNOW, DELIGHTFUL DORKS,
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YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR SHOW ON THE
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ROAD BECAUSE YOU'RE SMASHED.
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A SMASH!
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THE EXPRESSION IS "A SMASH"!
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THAT'S NOT THE EXPRESSION I
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WAS THINKING OF.
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HUH?
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[ CHEERING ]
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UH, NUMBUH 3, WE'RE ALL GOING
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- TO LAURA AND RICKY'S TO - CELEBRATE.
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YOU WANT TO COME?
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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NOTHING.
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I'M GLAD WE DEFEATED THE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN AND ALL, BUT
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I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SUNG MY
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BIG DUET BEFORE THE BATTLE!
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OH.
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OH... I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I'LL SING IT WITH YOU.
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YOU WILL?
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UH, WELL, WELL, WELL, TH...
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THAT DEPENDS.
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WHAT'S IT CALLED?
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IT'S CALLED "IT'S SO
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LOVEY-DA-LOVEY-DA
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LOVEY-DOVEY-WUVVY."
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NO WAY!
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WAH!
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UGH...
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OKAY.
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[ SQUEALS GLEEFULLY ]
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♪ OH, IT'S SO
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LOVEY-DA-LOVEY-DA
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LOVEY-DOVEY-WUVVY ♪
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♪ I WANT TO HUGGLY WUGGLY
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SNUGGLY ALL THE AFTERNOON ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE SNUGGLY UGLY
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DUGGLY BY THE EVENING MOON ♪
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♪ WE'RE JUST THE CUTESY
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WUTESEY LUTESIEST PAIR ♪
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♪ YOU'RE JUST A GOOG-A GOOGLY
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GOOG-A BOOGLE-A BEAR ♪
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OH, FORGET THIS CRUD!
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WHAT?
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WE'RE JUST GETTING TO THE REALLY
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CUTE PART!
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COME BACK!
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YOU'RE ADORABLE!
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SO, THERE YOU GO... THE
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COMMON COLD COULD "SNOT" HANDLE
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SECTOR Q'S 2-BY-4 TECHNOLOGY
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WEAPONRY.
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GET IT?
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"SNOT!"
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I SAID "SNOT" INSTEAD OF "NOT"!
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IN OTHER NEWS, HERE ARE
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TODAY'S 13th BIRTHDAYS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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ISN'T THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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NIGHTLY NEWS GREAT?
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YEAH, AND THAT NUMBAH 10 SURE
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IS EASY ON THE EYES.
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[ PURRS ]
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OW!
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WHAT?
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COME ON!
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.
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[ ALARM SOUNDS ]
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HEY, GUYS, THERE'S AN
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- EXTRA-SUPER TRIPLE EMERGENCY IN - SECTOR "C"!
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WE'VE GOT TO GET TO ARIZONA
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RIGHT NOW!
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BUT SECTOR "C" 's IN CHINA.
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UH... EVEN BETTER!
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THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!
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LET'S GO, GO, GO!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
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STATIONS!
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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IT'S THE "MANLY MEN YELLING
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AND DROPPING ANYTHING" HOUR!
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YOU HEARD ME, GIRLY-PANTS.
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WE'RE MANLY, AND WE'RE DROPPING
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THINGS, SO GET OUT OF THE WAY,
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OR GET...
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[ STRAINING ]
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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS
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SOONER?
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YEAH!
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GREAT IDEA, WALLY!
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HUH?
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IT'S THE "RAINBOW MONKEY
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SHARE-TIME SPECIAL"!
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HEY!
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GIVE ME THAT!
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NO, I...
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WE CAN'T WATCH THIS.
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MY SHOW IS EDUCATIONAL.
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YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT SHARING.
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, YOU NEED SOMETHING BIG
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DROPPED ON YOU!
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[ SHOUTING ]
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NO!
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OH, WELL.
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I'LL JUST GO UP TO THE TV AND
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CHANGE THE CHANNEL FROM THERE.
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
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WE HAVE TO GET THAT REMOTE BACK!
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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SEE?
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NUMBUH 4?
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HM.
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[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
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WHOA!
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AHH!
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[ GROANING ]
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HEY, UH, WAKE UP, LITTLE
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FELLA.
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WHERE... WHERE AM I?
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YOU FELL DOWN IN THE BOTTOM
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OF THE COUCH, BUDDY.
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YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR LIKE THREE
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COMMERCIAL BREAKS OR SOMETHING.
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OH, BY THE WAY, I'M DAVE.
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- I'M THE EMPEROR AROUND THESE - PARTS.
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OH, AND THIS IS DAVE.
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HEY.
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AND DAVE.
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YO!
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AND THAT'S DAVE BACK THERE.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING, BABY?
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AND THERE'S DAVE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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- >> DON'T FORGET ABOUT DAVE BACK - HERE!
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WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU'RE THE EMPEROR THAT LIVES IN
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MY COUCH?
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NOT A BAD JOB, EH?
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THOUGH SOMETIMES I CAN'T TELL IF
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I'M WORKING HARD OR HARDLY
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WORKING!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
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TALKING ABOUT!
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YOU'RE A LUCKY DUDE TO LAND HERE
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NOW.
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OH, WE'VE GONE THROUGH TOUGH
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TIMES.
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FOR SIX TV SEASONS, THE GREAT
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COUCH HAS GIVEN UP ONLY KEYS AND
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SPARE CHANGE.
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[ HEAVY SIGHING ]
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BUT TODAY AN EXCELLENT OMEN
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APPEARED THAT PORTENDS A BRIGHT
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NEW SEASON.
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[ CHEERING ]
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SOON IT WILL RAIN PRETZELS,
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SNACK FOODS, EVEN PIZZA CRUSTS!
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FOR TODAY, THE ALMIGHTY REMOTE
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DESCENDED FROM THE GODS ON HIGH!
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HEY!
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THAT'S MY REMOTE!
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GIVE ME IT BACK!
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[ MURMURING ]
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HEY, HEY THERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
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YOUR REMOTE?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN
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CLAIM SUCH A GLORIOUS BOUNTY?
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'CAUSE IT'S MINE!
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I DROPPED IT, AND I'M GOING TO
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GET IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ONLY THE EMPEROR MAY CARESS THE
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HOLY REMOTE!
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WHOA!
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
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I HEAR THAT!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ STRAINS ]
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SO, YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE THE
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AUTHORITY OF THE EMPEROR?
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UH, DUH!
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BRING IT ON, BELLY FLOP!
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FINE!
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WE SHALL MEET ON THE FIELD OF
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HONOR!
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NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO PROBLEMO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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I KNOW YOU DO!
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OKEYDOKEY, ARTICHOKEY!
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YOUR CHALLENGE IS A CHARIOT RACE
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DRIVEN BY NEAR-WILD DUST...
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[ SCREECHES ]
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BUNNIES.
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WHOEVER SNATCHES THE MOST HOLY
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REMOTE AND KEEPS POSSESSION OF
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IT UNTIL THE END OF THE RACE
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WILL BE CROWNED EMPEROR.
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OH, AND THE LOSER GETS DUMPED
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DOWN THE CREVICE THAT LEADS TO
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THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD.
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ANY QUEST-ARINOS?
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YEAH... WHO CAME UP WITH SUCH
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A DUMB, STUPID, CRUDDY
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CHALLENGE?
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- >> IT IS KIND OF STUPID, ISN'T - IT?
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BUT HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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I'M WITH STUPID!
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GUILTY AS CHARGED!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY, LET'S
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JUST MOVE ON!
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YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO MAKE MY
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SKIN CRAWL.
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WHOA!
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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH... THAT'S IT!
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HYAH!
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HEY, I WAS TELLING A JOKE
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HERE!
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HYAH!
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[ SCREECHING ]
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[ BOOING ]
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[ SCREECHING ]
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[ BOOING ]
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HYAH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
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HA!
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IT'S MINE!
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[ CROWD BOOS ]
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HA HA!
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SEE YA!
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WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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GOOD ONE.
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HYAH!
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OHH!
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AHA!
468
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,730
HUH?
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00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,900
[ LAUGHS ]
470
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GIVE ME MY REMOTE!
471
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,397
GIVE ME IT!
472
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,987
SHARING IS...
473
00:19:38,018 --> 00:19:39,568
AND FOR YOU FOLKS...
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THREE ON...
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SO...
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[ STRAINS ]
477
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:47,234
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
478
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GIVE ME MY REMOTE!
479
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- >> [ GROWLS ] - >> I HOPE YOU'VE GOT THE STOMACH
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TO PLAY THE GAME, KID...'CAUSE
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I'VE GOT PLENTY OF STOMACH TO
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SPARE!
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00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,370
WHOO-HOO!
484
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:07,333
AH!
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00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,700
MY UPHOLSTERY!
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00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,307
NOW, GIVE ME THE MOST HOLY
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REMOTE!
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[ GROANS ]
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I HAVE THE REMOTE!
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I RULE!
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THE KID DROOLS!
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00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,497
GIVE ME THAT!
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00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,127
YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY
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WITH ALL THE CHANNEL HOPPING!
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00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,600
A... GIRL HAS THE REMOTE?
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00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,897
IT HAS BEEN DEFILED!
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00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:43,377
NOT FOR A MILLION BILLION FALL
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00:20:43,401 --> 00:20:45,831
SEASONS HAS THIS OCCURRED!
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OH, COME ON.
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A GIRL CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THE
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REMOTE?
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00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,873
WE MUST BE AVENGED!
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00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,673
RELEASE THE DUST BUNNIES!
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00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:58,003
RELEASE THE DUST BUNNIES!
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00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:01,427
OOH, CUTE BUNNIES!
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00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,230
RUN!
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00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,030
[ SCREECHING ]
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00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,470
WHAT DO WE DO?
509
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:11,233
WHAT DO WE DO?
510
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,430
WHAT DO WE DO?
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I'VE GOT A PLAN.
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00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:14,993
WE COULD...
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AHH!
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- >> DON'T WORRY, FELLOW KIDS NEXT - DOOR!
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SECTOR THREE HAS HEARD YOUR
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DISTRESS CALL, AND WE'RE HERE TO
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HELP!
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ARH!
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[ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ]
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[ SCREECHING ]
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LET'S CLEAN HOUSE, GUYS!
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YEAH!
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00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,870
NO NEED TO THANK US.
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00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,933
WE'RE HAPPY TO HELP.
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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5...
531
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4...
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00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:32,927
3...
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00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,300
2...
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1.
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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