Original subtitles

Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax.

[theme song playing]

♪ Whoa-oh

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

Krei: [laughs] Super weapon?

- Super weapon?! - [lights clicking]

[laughing]: Super weapon? What?

No, that is not a super weapon.

That's Krei-struction's latest prototype.

Baymax: My system scan indicates

it is a high-powered sonic cannon.

Oh, sure. It can level a building in three seconds flat.

This baby has revolutionized

the construction demolition business.

And in the wrong hands...

"And in the wrong hands." In the wrong hands,

anything can be a weapon! Even hands themselves!

Hiyah! Fierce!

So, you're not worried about this being stolen.

- Then why are we here? - In this building?

Because I think I left my phone in here where... Oh!

Ah, ah! There it is.

- Baymax: I have got it. - Good robot.

- Come on. - It's not just me, right?

No. If it's Krei-tech,

it's dangerous.

Noodle Burger Boy: If it's Krei-tech, it's dangerous!

Hyper-Potamus: Whoa, bro! How'd you do that?

[chuckles] Well, before my daddy-o made me evil,

and before Noodle Burger made me a mascot,

I was cooked up in the Krei kitchen.

- Crushroom confused by food metaphor. - [clanging]

He can still tap into the Krei network

because he was built there.

Noodle Burger Boy: Back in my old mascot days,

I was quite the dazzling chanteuse.

♪ I'd do anything for a sonic cannon! ♪

♪ 'Cause sonic cannons are really neat, yeah! ♪

♪ If we steal this sonic cannon ♪

♪ Our family can't be beat!

♪ Sonic cannon

So, I guess you're wondering why I brought you here.

Yeah. Because we keep asking, "why did you bring us here?"

Do you like karaoke?

- Yes! - What?

- Baymax: I am unfamiliar with karaoke. - Oh, it's so fun, Baymax!

Everyone gets together and sings their favorite songs.

I do not have an opinion about karaoke.

Of course not, robot, because karaoke

is so over! Or it will be...

[clanking]

...now that we have Krei-oke!

♪ Now what's better than

♪ A barrel filled with monkey?

♪ Way funner than

♪ Firing a flunky?

♪ Krei-oke! Krei-oke! ♪

♪ Krei, Krei, Krei Krei-oke

♪ It's the cool new thing

♪ All the kids are doing

♪ Even sophisticated cows are mooing ♪

♪ For Krei-oke, Krei-oke

♪ Krei, Krei, Krei, Krei-oke!

[laughs] Gotta love it.

Okay. What does this have to do with us? Ah!

I haven't sold any, and I've bet the farm on this! Literally!

- I could lose Krei Acres! - [cow moos]

Okay. But what does this have to do with us?

Aren't you teen influencers?

- Influence something! - Honey Lemon: Well,

I have my sticker blog. Oh! And my mad science videos.

And my "Not Tall At All Girl" podcast.

- [gasp] - Ding ding ding! Influencer.

Thanks for coming to Krei-oke Nite, everybody.

-I'll start things off. Ready, Freddie? -And we are live,

and we are streaming.

[mic feedback]

[heavy metal music blasting]

♪ Going down, going downtown

♪ Spinning 'round like a clown in a gown with a frown ♪

♪ Can't top me, can't drop me ♪

♪ You'll never stop me, not while you're in that jalopy ♪

♪ So hot, what are you in now?

♪ Can't stop me, I take a bow ♪

♪ I'm so smart, I got the know-how ♪

♪ If I just go like

♪ Wha, wha, wha

Mini-Max: This song is a bop.

- So, Noodle bro, where to? - [beeping]

Noodle Burger Boy: Checkity-checking for the special sonic ingredient.

- [beeping] - No... yes! In there!

Let's get cooking.

♪ We've been apart for such a long time ♪

♪ So long since I've seen the sun shine ♪

Globby: ♪ You were out of my life

♪ But always in my heart

♪ Whoa

[muffled singing]

Noodle Burger Boy: Ooh, a duet.

♪ Forever, together, you and me ♪

Noodle Burger Boy: More like don't-et. Oh! Good one!

♪ Together forever now!

♪ Now ♪

That was good.

Krei: Still no buyers?!

We need better singers! No offense.

I am not fixated on technique,

but the purity of the emotion.

Aunt Cass, what are you doing here?

I saw Fred's livestream. I love karaoke.

- [dramatic sting] - I mean, Krei-oke.

Oh good. So, you wanna buy one

for your little plucky cat cafe?

- What? No. I just wanna sing. - [growls]

[beat thumping]

♪ When you try to say my name

♪ You choke up on the phone

♪ When you try to play my game

♪ You end up all alone

[crowd cheering]

♪ If you want another try

♪ And you've awakened from your slumber ♪

♪ You can call me any time ♪

♪ JK, I blocked your number ♪

♪ Oh yeah!

Noodle Burger Boy: Ooh. Now, her I could harmonize with... Ah gah!

♪ Keep it!

Mini-Max: And that song is a bop.

Noodle Burger Boy: Okie dokie.

The special cannon order is inside here!

- Crushroom: Ooh! Ooh! Crush it? - Noodle Burger Boy: Crush it!

[clang]

♪

[clanging]

♪ Feel the bass pumpin' ♪

[rhythmic clapping]

♪ See the whole place jumpin'

♪ Woo! Hear my jam...

[smash]

♪ Slap that jam

♪ Slap, slap, slap, uh!

♪ Everyone comes a-runnin'

♪ Why?

♪ 'Cause they just see me having funnin' ♪

♪ We can't help but look stunnin' ♪

♪ Slap that jam

♪ Slap, slap, slap, slap that jam ♪

-Cannot... crush it.-[chuckles] No, you sure didn't,

but I'll unlock the secret recipe, okay?

[whirring, hiss]

[beeping]

♪ Slap that jam

Wha? They call that singing?

Ha! Now, back in my old mascot days...

Ah! No one cares. Snap out of it and find the way in!

[beeping]

Noodle Burger Boy: Wha? I can't access

this menu item! [sighs] Bad news, sisseses.

There's absolutely no way to break in.

Hey. What if there was a way to break out?

Sure, nothing can break in, but maybe

that super-duper sonic blaster can break itself out!

A-ha-ha-ha! Let me have a cyber snoop around.

- [beeping] - Ooh. Here's the secret menu.

[whirring]

Order's up!

And... bupkis!

- Oh! There goes the farm. - [throat clears]

Am I to understand you need to make

Krei-oke happen?

Yes! Do you know someone?

I am someone.

Professor Granville sings?

- Wasabi: She is full of surprises. - [mic feedback]

[lights clicking]

[funk music playing]

♪ They might think I'm done

♪ They might think they've won ♪

♪ But I'm not backing down

♪ This prize fight's 15 rounds ♪

♪ Oh! Oh!

♪ She says no way, no way! She says hang tight ♪

♪ That's right! She's gonna dance all night ♪

♪ She's gonna dance, that's right ♪

♪ I say no way, no way

♪ I say hang tight, that's right ♪

♪ I'm gonna dance all night! I'm gonna dance, that's right! ♪

[groggily singing along]

- [laughing] - [blasts]

♪ Till the light of dawn

♪ Stronger every day

♪ Better every way, let me hear you say ♪

♪ I'm gonna stay strong

Mini-Max: She is my queen.

♪

♪ They might think I've lost

[humming]

♪ Act like they're the boss

♪ But I can still rebound

♪ And I will take the crown

Wow! She blew the roof off.

♪ I know they're wrong...

Maybe there's something in that lab we can use.

Yeah! We're gonna do it!

Noodle Burger Boy: Yeah yeah! Yeah yes!

Spare sonic cannon parts, just need an amp.

Where can we... Krei-oke!

- [humming] - [clang]

- Payback time! - [whirring]

- Hiro: Excuse me! - Did not know he was such a fan.

♪ I'm gonna stay strong

♪ I'm gonna

♪ Stay strong...

Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ And I must deliver

Where is he going?

Like I know what's going on in that meat head of his.

Granville: ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna stay

Both: ♪ Stay strong

♪ I'm never gonna go

Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ Go away

♪ I'm gonna stay strong

[zapping]

♪ Oh!

[explosion, zapping]

- [rumbling] - Noodle Burger Boy: Hey.

Well, I'm a little bit of burger

and a whole lotta ham!

- Tell me you got all that! - A little shaky, but yeah.

- Ah! - I am definitely looking at...

a complete and utter disaster!

♪

It's so unfair! There was no way to know

that thing could be such a dangerous weapon.

If only someone had warned me!

Yeah. If only.

- At least Krei-oke was a hit. - I wish.

After all of that, I sold a whopping grand total

- of one unit. - Wonder who the sucker was.

- [blues music playing] - [crying]

Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ Well, since Obake left me

♪ And Trina went bye-bye, too ♪

♪ I've been so robo-lonely

♪ That I don't know what to do! ♪

♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪

Oh!

♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪

♪ I've just been sitting here, spitting pickles ♪

♪ Crying ketchup on my shoes... ♪

- [glass breaking] - Ah! [grunts]

Hey!

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