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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:05,040 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:07,143 *** 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,805 [ THUD ] 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,882 NO, MOM! 5 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,480 DANNY, WHERE'S THE ALARM? 6 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,052 IT'S ON THE CHAIR. 7 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,382 WE HAVE A CHAIR? 8 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,487 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,119 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,962 OHH! 11 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,003 DO NOT GO IN THERE. BUT I'VE GOT TO BRUSH MY TEETH. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,571 NOTHING IN THAT BATHROOM GOES IN YOUR MOUTH. 13 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,401 NO. 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,438 HEY! HEY, HEY! 15 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,613 HEY, ROCKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 16 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,412 DANNY AND I ARE LIVING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER. 17 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,184 I DON'T GET WHY YOU SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM 18 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,283 WHEN YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD MASTER BEDROOM. 19 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,575 WE NEED THE EXTRA BATHROOM. UNLOCK THIS DOOR. 20 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,417 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. THIS ROOM IS A DISASTER. 21 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,593 THERE'S NOT EVEN A SEAT FOR THE CRAPPER, OKAY? 22 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,522 SO ONE WILL HAVE TO DO. IT WON'T DO. 23 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,427 HAZMAT SUITS CAN'T PROTECT US FROM WHAT YOU DROP. 24 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,789 IT'S HORRIFYING. 25 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,097 IT'S LIKE YOU TOOK A NUMBER THREE IN THERE. 26 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,100 PLEASE TRY TO MAKE DO, WON'T YOU? 27 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:06,102 OH, GOD. THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 28 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,474 I HAVE TO FIND A JOB SO DANNY AND I CAN MOVE OUT OF HERE. 29 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,271 WELL, THAT WOULD BE SWELL, 30 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,913 'CAUSE THERE'S A HUGE DEMAND FOR COLLEGE DROPOUTS NOWADAYS. 31 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,109 THERE'S LOTS THAT I COULD DO. 32 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,541 I COULD SELL CARS. 33 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,275 I DID IT FOR MY DUMB EX-HUSBAND'S CAR DEALERSHIP, 34 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,550 AND I WAS THE BEST ONE ON THAT LOT. 35 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,619 LOOK, YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. OKAY. 36 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,419 BUT WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR YOU THE LAST TIME. 37 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,791 YOU GOT DIVORCED AND YOU MOVED IN HERE. 38 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,459 WHERE YOU GONNA MOVE IN NEXT? YOUR AUNT SYLVIA'S? 39 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:28,658 SHE'S DEAD. 40 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,693 WHO THE HELL WAS I TALKING TO ON THE PHONE? 41 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,960 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] I'M GOING IN. 42 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,627 * I'M BACK 43 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,766 -- Captions by VITAC -- 44 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,038 * I'M BACK 45 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,311 *** 46 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:53,446 OH, YEAH. 47 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,681 YEAH, THAT'S A TEAM. 48 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,116 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 49 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,491 AND THIS... OW! 50 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,589 ...IS JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB KIDS WITH HATS. 51 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,921 OW! 52 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,256 HEY, WE HAVE THE FIELD. 53 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:07,092 OH. HEY, UM, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 54 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,927 HOW AND WHAT? 55 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,502 WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY TEACH THESE KIDS? 56 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,932 I AM TEACHING THEM HOW AN UNEMPLOYED, DIVORCED SINGLE MOTHER 57 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,837 WITH AN OLD TUMOR ATTACHED TO HER CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. 58 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,710 THAT'S REALLY VERY NICE, BUT, UH... 59 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,480 WHY DON'T YOU TEACH THEM HOW TO HIT? 60 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,879 HERE, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 61 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,380 I AM THE MANAGER. YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT. 62 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,653 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. MM-HMM. I CAN SEE THAT. 63 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,281 AMIGO, DOWN! 64 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,788 YOU'RE IN AMERICA ALREADY! CANNON. 65 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,819 I WAS BORN IN IRVINE, YOU GRINGO. 66 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,285 CANNON, I'VE GOT THIS, OKAY? 67 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,025 DONG! DONG! 68 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,629 DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! STEP AND SPIN AND STEP AND SPIN. 69 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,132 DONGERANG! 70 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,633 * OOH, YEAH 71 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,536 YES, YOU GOT IT. 72 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,038 DUDLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 73 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:50,869 * UH-HUH 74 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:51,974 UGH. 75 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:58,005 * OOH, YEAH 76 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:01,545 * LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M A WINNER * 77 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,722 * YOU'RE A WINNER * IT'S JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT 78 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,151 * DON'T YOU AGREE, DON'T YOU AGREE * HEY, LADY, THAT WAS CLOSE! 79 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,256 * DON'T YOU AGREE THAT I'M A WINNER? * 80 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:10,059 * YOU'RE A WINNER * YOU JUST CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT * 81 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,390 * LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M A WINNER * 82 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,727 * YOU'RE A WINNER * JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT 83 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:19,673 * NO, NO, NO 84 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,900 GUYS, YOU ARE NEVER GONNA GET A HIT 85 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,574 IF YOU KEEP BAILING OUT OF THE BATTER'S BOX. 86 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:26,514 IT JUST SEEMS SAFER OUTSIDE OF THE BATTER'S BOX. 87 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,240 UGH. YOU SCARED IN THAT BOX? 88 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:31,776 I'M SCARED IN THAT BOX. MIGHT AS WELL BE A COFFIN. 89 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,752 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. COME ON. EVERYBODY OUT. 90 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,021 LET'S GO. COME ON. HUSTLE UP. GATHER UP. 91 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,050 GINGER BOYS, COME HERE. 92 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,763 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 93 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,519 I WANT YOU TO FEEL OVER HERE ON THIS SIDE OF MY HEAD OVER HERE. 94 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,627 YAY! YAY! 95 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,088 NO, DON'T RUB IT. FEEL. 96 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,426 UGH. 97 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,101 IT FEELS LIKE CHUNKY... 98 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,259 SOUP. 99 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,798 Terry Sr.: LOOK, GUYS. 100 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,972 I GOT BEANED THREE TIMES IN MY MAJOR LEAGUE CAREER 101 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,601 BY BIG LEAGUERS, RIGHT? 102 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,606 SO I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF THESE LITTLE DENTS IN MY HEAD. 103 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,209 BUT LOOK AT ME. I'M FINE. I'M PERFECTLY FINE. 104 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,111 I JUST CAN'T TASTE VANILLA. NO BIG DEAL, RIGHT? 105 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,654 Terry Jr.: HEY, GUYS. LOOK. 106 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:06,909 THERE ARE MOMENTS IN YOUR LIVES 107 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,217 WHEN YOU HAVE TO CONQUER YOUR FEARS. 108 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,778 THAT'S WHERE WE ARE NOW. 109 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,787 LOOK, BEING AFRAID OF GETTING HIT BY THE BALL IS NORMAL. 110 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,719 BUT EVEN IF IT DOES HIT YOU, IT ONLY STINGS FOR A SECOND. 111 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:18,155 RAY CHAPMAN WAS KILLED BY THE YANKEES' PITCHER CARL MAYS. 112 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,761 THAT WAS 100 YEARS AGO. 113 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,933 SO WAS THE TITANIC. YOU CRYING ABOUT THAT? 114 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,902 I ALWAYS CRY OVER THE TITANIC. 115 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,601 WHY DIDN'T SHE HELP HIM BACK INTO THAT RAFT? 116 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,173 OH, POINT IS, STAY IN THE BOX, OKAY? 117 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,901 THE CANNON'S GONNA FINISH UP PRACTICE. 118 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,267 W-W-WHERE YOU GOING? 119 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,965 I TOLD YOU. I'M GETTING OUT OF THAT HOUSE. 120 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,076 SO UNLESS YOU CLEAN UP THAT ROOM, 121 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,078 I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR WORK. 122 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,650 WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE. 123 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,650 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I GUESS WE'RE GONNA RUN A BUNCH OF LAPS NOW. 124 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,152 THANKS, UH, TO COACH UNEMPLOYMENT OVER THERE. 125 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,994 LET'S GO. LET'S HIT IT. DROP THE BATS. 126 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,859 DON'T JOG. DON'T TROT. RUN! 127 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,589 HERE COMES TERRY. OH, HEY, TERRY. 128 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,494 HMM? IF YOU'RE, UH, LOOKING FOR WORK, 129 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,926 I'M NOT ONLY LEAGUE PRESIDENT AND GOD TO ALL THESE COACHES. 130 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,333 I ALSO OWN A CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, 131 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,995 WHICH WOULD BE PERFECT WORK FOR YOU. 132 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,772 YOU GOT TO WEAR A HARD HAT, SO THAT HAIR WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 133 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,372 AND YOU ALREADY HAVE JUST A FILTHY, HOT MOUTH. 134 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:08,776 I'D RATHER HAVE BIRD FLU THAN WORK FOR YOU. WHAT? 135 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,479 I'D RATHER HAVE AN INDEX FINGER SIX FEET LONG THAT NEVER BENDS. 136 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,211 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 137 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,175 I'D RATHER SHOW YOU WHERE MY TATTOO IS. FILTHY. 138 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:17,324 NEVER -- THAT'S THE POINT. 139 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,121 OH, MAN. 140 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,022 Terry Jr.: I MEAN, LOOK. 141 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,794 I KNOW IT'S ONLY ONE JOB, BUT TECHNICALLY IT IS A RéSUMé. 142 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,193 [ CHUCKLES ] 143 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,694 HELLO? 144 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,796 HMM. OKAY. 145 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,028 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 146 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,832 WOW. 147 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,570 [ HORN HONKS ] [ SIGHS ] 148 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:38,472 UGH. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS SELL CARS AGAIN. 149 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,006 [ SIGHS ] SCREW IT. 150 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,140 Woman over P.A.: CUSTOMER PARKER TO FINANCING. 151 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,746 CUSTOMER PARKER TO FINANCING, PLEASE. 152 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,074 [ KEYS JINGLE ] 153 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,953 Terry Sr.: HEY! 154 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,778 I WASN'T -- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS KEY, SHERLOCK? 155 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,923 UH, IT WAS -- I TOLD YOU THIS ROOM WAS OFF LIMITS. 156 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,349 WHAT DID YOU SEE? I SAW -- 157 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,623 YOU SAW NOTHING. 158 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,292 YOU SAW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 159 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,559 HERE. MM-HMM. 160 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,918 DON'T SAY A WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. 161 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,287 20 BUCKS? 162 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,725 CUTE. HERE'S $40. 163 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,701 JUST SO THAT WE'RE CLEAR. WE'RE NOT. 164 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,969 STAY OUT OF THE ROOM AND ZIP IT, OKAY? 165 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,298 BYE. OKAY. 166 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,472 MM-HMM. 167 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,201 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 168 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,065 THIS IS IMPRESSIVE. DAMN RIGHT. 169 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,714 YEAH. I HAVE SOLD CARS TO ALL OF THOSE CELEBRITIES IN MICHIGAN, 170 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,111 HOME OF THE BIG THREE. 171 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,612 BIG THREE. SEE? YOU KNOW. 172 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,984 YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF IT. YEAH. 173 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,112 I'M TOUGH, AND I CAN TALK. 174 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,647 LIKE FAT GUYS AND WATER SLIDES, IT IS A LETHAL BLEND, ERIC. 175 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,385 YOU'RE ALSO HOT. MM. 176 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,389 OKAY. JOB IS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT. 177 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,521 CONGRATULATIONS. 178 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,594 MM-HMM. GREAT. 179 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,156 I'M GONNA GO GET YOU SOME START PAPERWORK 180 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,095 YOU CAN TAKE WITH YOU, OKAY, MARY? 181 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,970 TERRY. 182 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,299 Eric: HEY, GUYS! YOU GOT TO MEET THIS CHICK! MM. 183 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,644 VODKA, VODKA, VODKA, VODKA, VODKA, VODKA. 184 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,570 OH, LULU, I DO NOT WANT TO SELL CARS. 185 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,637 OH, WHY NOT, DARLING? EVERYBODY LOVES A CAR SALESMAN. 186 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,906 NO. NO, THEY DON'T. IT'S LIKE THE MOST UNIVERSALLY HATED JOB. 187 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,276 NAZIS, CAR SALESMEN, SERIAL KILLERS -- IN THAT ORDER. 188 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,116 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CAR DEALERSHIP? 189 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,151 IT'S LIKE SUCH A SEXIST ENVIRONMENT. 190 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,857 WHAT? DARLING, YOU CAN HANDLE THAT. YOU'RE VERY BUTCH. 191 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,830 NOW, IF I WAS A MARTINI GLASS, WHERE WOULD MY MAID PUT ME? 192 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,761 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M BUTCH, 193 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,496 BUT, YES, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 194 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,272 I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO. 195 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,699 [ CHUCKLES ] 196 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:50,095 DARLING, IF YOU COULD, THEN WE WOULD NOT BE TALKING 197 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,167 BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNG, BLOND, AND DESPERATE, 198 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,165 AND THAT'S MY SWEET SPOT. 199 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,837 SEE, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M QUALIFIED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. 200 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,647 AND I HATED MYSELF WHEN I SOLD CARS. 201 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:01,779 I WAS COMPETITIVE AND SUPERFICIAL AND EMPTY. 202 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,785 EVERYBODY HATES THEIR JOBS. 203 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,958 THAT'S WHY THERE ARE ALCOHOL SALESMEN, HMM? 204 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,788 IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. 205 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,963 COMMUTE, WORK, AND MEDICATE. 206 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,532 IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY, AND IF THAT'S THE ONLY WAY 207 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,032 YOU'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THAT HOUSE, 208 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:19,233 IF IT'S YOUR ONLY OPTION, THEN TAKE THE JOB. 209 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,766 HMM. [ INHALES DEEPLY ] YEAH. 210 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,210 OH, YEAH. 211 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,838 CANNONBALL. 212 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:27,744 YEAH. 213 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,378 WHY CAN'T YOU STAY IN THE BATTER'S BOX? WERE YOU ADOPTED? 214 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,916 WHAT? NO. I'M SCARED OF THE BALL. WHY? 215 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,492 BECAUSE WHEN A BASEBALL HITS YOU, 216 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,220 IT FEELS LIKE A BASEBALL HITS YOU. 217 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,015 THEN GET OUT OF THE WAY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING 218 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,727 BY STEPPING OUT OF THE BATTER'S BOX. 219 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,659 YEAH, BUT THEN YOU'LL NEVER GET A HIT. OR A CONCUSSION. 220 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,395 LOOK, SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW, I'M GONNA GET YOU TO STAY IN THAT BOX. 221 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,030 I MEAN, IF IT KILLS YOU. 222 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,065 GOOD MORNING. HEY, MOM. YOU LOOK NICE. 223 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,672 THANK YOU. 224 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,114 YEAH, HOW'S THE JOB HUNT GOING? 225 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,408 GREAT. I GOT AN OFFER ALREADY. 226 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,039 SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT AND THEN TAKE OFF? 227 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,514 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY, 228 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,383 WHEN SOMEBODY GAVE YOU SOMETHING COMPLETELY FREE, 229 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,182 LIKE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, YOU SAID, "THANK YOU." 230 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,715 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. 231 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,750 THIS IS BECAUSE YOU WON'T CLEAN OUT A ROOM. 232 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,246 HELL, I WILL GO CLEAN IT OUT FOR YOU. 233 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,617 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN THERE ANYWAY? 234 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,856 IT'S FLOOR TO CEILING. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. 235 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,361 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU TWICE. 236 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,762 YOU STAY OUT OF THERE. STAY OUT OF THERE. 237 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,925 YOU JUST SAID THAT TWICE. 238 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,873 NO, IT WAS ONE EACH. FINE. 239 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,068 REMEMBER, TODAY'S YOUR FIRST PRACTICE ALONE WITH THE KIDS. 240 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,740 WORK ON KEEPING THEM IN THE BOX. NOTHING CRAZY. 241 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,370 WHAT AM I GONNA DO, KIDNAP THEM? 242 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,944 IN THE VAN. LET'S GO. 243 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,546 EVERYBODY PASS UP YOUR PERMISSION SLIPS. 244 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,818 THESE PERMISSION SLIPS ARE PRETTY VAGUE. 245 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,419 IT LIMITS MY LIABILITY. 246 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,250 IF YOU DON'T GET BACK IN THIS VAN BY THE END OF THE DAY, 247 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,385 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 248 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,889 THEN WHOSE PROBLEM IS IT? 249 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,222 YOUR PARENTS, SOCIETY, OBAMA. I DON'T CARE. 250 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,258 JUST BUCKLE UP. 251 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,728 * COME ON [ GRUNTS ] DANG IT! 252 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,238 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,970 IT'S DONE. OKAY? 254 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,076 HEY, HEY! I'M UP. 255 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,808 YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP, AND I'LL WEAR YOU LIKE A CHEAP SUIT. 256 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,084 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK. 257 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,182 I GUARANTEE IT. 258 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,687 HI. I'M TERRY. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 259 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,788 Angel: THIS PLACE IS NO BUENO, MR. THE CANNON. 260 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,461 MY UNCLE LIVES HERE. 261 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,519 Danny: COME ON. HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 262 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,257 Michael: HELLO? IT'S A PRISON. 263 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,504 Man on P.A.: IT'S SHIV AMNESTY DAY. TURN IN YOUR SHIV... 264 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,830 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THIS IS, UH, MY COACH, AND HE'S THE WARDEN HERE. 265 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,837 AND HE, UH, KIND OF RECRUITS 266 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,270 AND TRAINS THE VERY BEST BASEBALL PLAYERS 267 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,276 WHO HAVE COMMITTED FELONIES THROUGHOUT THESE UNITED STATES. 268 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,609 AND PUERTO RICO. 269 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,353 AND GUAM. AND GUAM. 270 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,478 YOU KNOW, NOTHING WARMS MY HEART AS MUCH 271 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,675 THAN TO MEET YOUNG BALLPLAYERS. 272 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,118 Prisoner: HEY, CHOW! TRADE YOUR UNIFORM FOR A JUMPSUIT! 273 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,693 OH. 274 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,362 NOW, I HEAR THAT YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE 275 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,659 STAYING IN THE BATTER'S BOX. 276 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,962 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THREE KILLER BASEBALL PLAYERS 277 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,134 WHO ARE GOING TO HELP YOU. 278 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,173 SO YOU BOYS ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF A LITTLE BASEBALL? 279 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,369 HEY, CANNON, YOU THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD -- 280 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,300 SPEAK UP! * MURDER 281 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,707 YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME BLADE? 282 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,269 BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ICE SKATER? 283 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,412 * MURDER 284 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,651 * MURDE-R-R-R-R 285 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,656 CLOUDS MAKE ME ANGRY. 286 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,358 THAT MAKES NO SENSE. 287 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,959 [ GRUNTING ] 288 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,725 [ LAUGHS ] 289 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,074 OH, WE'RE DEAD. 290 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,728 * I WENT TO THE GRAVEYARD LATE LAST NIGHT * 291 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,167 I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS. [ SIGHS ] 292 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,502 WE WERE ABLE TO GET YOU FINANCED. 293 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,037 THAT'S FANTASTIC. WHAT'S MY RATE? OH, IT'S A GREAT RATE. 294 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,175 YEAH, IT'LL KEEP THOSE WEEKLY PAYMENTS 295 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,839 RIGHT WHERE YOU WANTED THEM. 296 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,448 YOU KNOW, I'M SO GLAD THAT I MET YOU. 297 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,179 I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF SALESMEN JUST WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 298 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,884 OF A SINGLE MOM. UGH. 299 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,216 I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR THIS CAR FOR, LIKE, 14 YEARS. 300 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,251 [ LAUGHS ] ARE YOU SERIOUS? 301 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,757 THAT'S A LOT OF YEARS. 302 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,860 LOTS O' YEARS. 303 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,262 THAT'S WHY I NEED A NEW CAR NOW 304 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,263 BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER ISABEL LOVES GYMNASTICS 305 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,895 AND THOSE LESSONS COST A FORTUNE. 306 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,700 [ LAUGHS ] 307 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,571 IT'S A LONG COMMUTE TO NATIONALS. 308 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,870 AH, NUT BUG. 309 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,912 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THIS TO YOU. 310 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,368 AT THIS RATE, YOU'RE BUYING A $15,000 CAR FOR $38,000. 311 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,938 OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. 312 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,476 Go to the lot across the street. 313 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,051 Tell them you won't pay more than 7%. 314 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,479 BE FIRM, AND BELIEVE ME, THEY WILL TAKE THE DEAL. 315 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,124 OKAY? NOW RUN OUT OF HERE, JENNIFER. 316 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,120 I said run! 317 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,521 OH. THANK YOU, TERRY. 318 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,633 HEY. HEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 319 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,758 HOW DID YOU BLOW THAT? SHE WAS A DUMB WOMAN. 320 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,404 THANK YOU, ERIC. 321 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,759 I AM NO LONGER CONFLICTED ABOUT THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES. 322 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:45,898 HUH? 323 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,003 EH? [ TRUNK SLAMS ] 324 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:50,244 BY THE WAY, I QUIT! 325 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,810 Eric: [ Muffled ] HEY! WHERE YOU GOING, MARY?! 326 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,410 TERRY! IT'S TERRY! 327 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,412 TERRY? YOU THERE? 328 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,075 MAN, IT'S HOT IN HERE. WHEW! 329 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,654 Terry Sr.: WHEN YOU BAIL OUT OF THE BOX, 330 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,292 PRETTY SOON YOU'RE BAILING OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. 331 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,818 AND THEN YOU START SKIPPING SCHOOL. 332 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,955 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU HATCH YOUR PLAN TO ROB THE LIQUOR STORE. 333 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,761 THEN YOU GET ALL HOPPED UP WITH THAT MONEY ON GOOFBALLS 334 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,333 AND YOU WIND UP ON A BOAT, NAKED, 335 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,763 WITH AN OWL AS YOUR FRIEND. 336 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,597 AND THE OWL IS A SOLITARY CREATURE BY NATURE, 337 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,103 SO THAT'S NO FRIEND. 338 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,335 RIGHT! RIGHT! 339 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,400 NO FRIEND AT ALL. 340 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,506 WHEN YOU BAIL OUT ON A PITCH, YOU'RE BAILING OUT ON YOUR TEAM. 341 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,610 YOU'RE BAILING OUT ON YOUR DREAMS OR SOMETHING. 342 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,784 AM I CLEAR? 343 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,852 All: YES, CANNON. 344 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,051 AM I CLEAR? 345 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,222 All: YES, CANNON! 346 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,619 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 347 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,620 ALL OF YOU BETTER STAY IN THAT BATTER'S BOX, 348 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,293 OR YOU CAN STAY IN THAT SWEAT BOX OVER THERE FOR A MONTH. 349 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,964 Prisoner: [ Muffled ] STAY IN THE BOX! 350 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,463 BIKRAM YOGA IN PRISON? VERY PROGRESSIVE. 351 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,225 WHO SAID BIKRAM YOGA?! 352 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,303 LOOK HERE. SENSELESS PAUL IS GOING TO PITCH TO YOU -- HARD. 353 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,203 Angel: WHY IS SILENT JULIO TALKING? 354 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,895 DONG! 355 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,467 IF YOU STEP OUT THAT BOX, THEM DOGS IS NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 356 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,206 [ DOGS BARKING ] 357 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,915 *** 358 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,962 [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 359 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,329 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 360 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,281 [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 361 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,248 [ DOGS BARKING ] 362 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,920 CANNON, WHAT SHOULD I DO? 363 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,419 HEY, WILL YOU COOL THESE DOGS DOWN FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 364 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,420 COOL THEM DOWN. HEY. 365 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,251 COME HERE. 366 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,586 GIVE ME THIS. 367 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,361 YOU'VE DONE STUFF MUCH SCARIER THAN THIS. 368 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,760 THINK ABOUT IT. 369 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,531 YOU LEFT MICHIGAN. YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE THERE. 370 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,360 Y-Y-YOU CAME TO A NEW SCHOOL. YOU TOOK CARE OF YOUR MOM. 371 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,866 YOU GET IN THERE ONE TIME -- ONE TIME -- 372 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,768 AND I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL NEVER BE AFRAID AGAIN. 373 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,471 YOU'LL WANT TO DO IT 1,000 TIMES. TRUST ME, PLEASE. 374 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,914 YOU'LL SEE. 375 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,679 ALL RIGHT? LET'S GO. 376 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,994 [ BAT CLINKS ] 377 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,886 HEY! DID -- DID HE GET A PIECE OF THAT? 378 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,657 WHAT?! [ ALL CHEER ] 379 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,296 HE GOT A PIECE OF IT! 380 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,301 All: YEAH! 381 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,773 YOU GOT A PIECE OF IT, MAN. 382 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,640 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 383 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,682 THAT'S A GREAT BUNCH OF BOYS YOU GOT THERE, CANNON. 384 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,439 YEAH. 385 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,577 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT TO GO EXECUTE A GUY. 386 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,824 END TO A PERFECT DAY. 387 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,319 [ CHUCKLES ] THANKS AGAIN, BUDDY. 388 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,321 THANK YOU. 389 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:56,362 *** 390 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,672 Lulu: HMM, FIRST TIME I'M HERE, WITH GOOD REASON. [ CHUCKLES ] 391 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,800 HI. I'M SORRY. 392 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,365 I JUST NEEDED A CHEAP BEER 393 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,774 TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF THE DISGUSTING JOB I JUST QUIT. 394 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,537 NO, I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN MONEY AT A JOB I FEEL GOOD ABOUT. 395 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,947 EH. FEMINIST. BLAH. 396 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,509 HELLO. HELLO. 397 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,618 UH, CAN WE GET TWO SLICES AND A PITCHER OF BEER? 398 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,950 OH, SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE SLICES. 399 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,354 AND WE DON'T HAVE PITCHERS, EITHER. 400 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,716 YOU KNOW THIS IS AMERICA, RIGHT? 401 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,694 NO SLICES. ONLY PIES. 402 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,692 CAN I TALK TO YOUR MANAGER? WE'LL JUST TAKE, UM... 403 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,894 A MEDIUM SAUSA-- UH, UH, GREAT. 404 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,556 YOU KNOW, THE CANNON USED TO 405 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,695 BRING ME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 406 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,300 YEAH, WE'D HIT THE CAGE, SHARE A SLICE. 407 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,803 HE'D DRINK FOUR PITCHERS OF BEER, PUNCH A GUY, 408 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,295 AND WE'D TAKE THE BUS HOME. 409 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,637 HI. YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 410 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,343 UH, YEAH. YOUR, UH, NO-SLICE POLICY IS RIDICULOUS. 411 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,707 UH-HUH. 412 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,384 THIS SHOULD BE A PLACE WHERE I CAN BRING MY KID 413 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,153 WHEN I JUST WANT TO SPEND FIVE BUCKS 414 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,222 AND HAVE 10 GREAT MINUTES WITH HIM. 415 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,150 AND I KNOW HE'LL LEAVE HAPPY, EVEN THOUGH THE SLICE WAS SO HOT 416 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,888 IT TOOK A LAYER OF SKIN OFF HIS ROOF. 417 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,822 AND EVERYONE KNOWS PITCHERS ARE EASIER TO SERVE, BY THE WAY. 418 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,187 LESS REFILLS. 419 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,826 YOU KNOW WHAT? THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD IDEAS. 420 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,760 YEAH. YOU SHOULD WORK HERE. 421 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,226 [ CHUCKLES ] RIGHT. 422 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,834 [ LAUGHS ] RIGHT. WAIT. ARE YOU HIRING? 423 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,496 I TOOK A JOB -- NOT SELLING CARS. 424 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,707 WHOOP-DEE-FRIGGIN'-DO. 425 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,939 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO CHOOSE A WEIRD MYSTERY ROOM 426 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,284 OVER ME AND DANNY, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 427 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,178 ALL RIGHT, HUNTER, JUST -- 428 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,617 JUST DO YOUR BEST TO STAY IN THE BOX. 429 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,260 WOW. THAT WAS GREAT. 430 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,533 UH, NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY SWINGING THE BAT. 431 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,802 NO, THANKS. 432 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,030 BABY STEPS IT IS. 433 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,596 *** 434 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,996 HUH. 435 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,823 HEY, YOU'RE STAYING IN THE BOX. 436 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,416 HOLY COW! YOU GUYS ARE DOING FANTASTIC. 437 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,958 WHAT DID YOU DO YESTERDAY? 438 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,932 UH, WE SPENT SOME TIME IN THE CAGE. 439 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,631 UH, HEY, ROOK! 440 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,234 [ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ] 441 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,166 HEY, I HEARD YOU'RE GONNA BE ROLLING IN THE DOUGH. 442 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,441 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DOUGH YOU NEED. 443 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,799 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DOUGH YOU KNEAD. 444 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,966 ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE? 445 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,574 HOMONYMS. BOOM. 446 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,636 IDIOT. BOOM. 447 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,305 HEY, THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO THE GUY WHO REALLY LOVED 448 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,483 YOUR WHOLE PITCHERS-AND-SLICES IDEA. 449 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,482 OH, NO. OH, YEAH. 450 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,084 I OWN LINE DRIVE PIZZA 451 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,486 ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER BITCHING STUFF. 452 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,449 BUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE WORKING FOR ME, IT'S FINE. JUST QUIT. 453 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,158 BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO. 454 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,960 I'D RATHER HAVE IT SANDBLASTED OFF. 455 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,531 WHICH YOU CAN DO AT DICK'S LASER HAIR REMOVAL CENTER. 456 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,260 WE ALSO DO TATTOOS. BOOM. 457 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:54,127 I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK. BOOM. 458 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,669 WHEN WE WENT TO THAT PRISON, I WAS SCARED TO DEATH, 459 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,506 A-AND YOU HELPED ME FACE MY FEAR. 460 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:06,111 AND NOW BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO FACE WHAT'S IN THAT ROOM, 461 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,275 UH, MY MOM AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE OUT. 462 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,345 I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. I LIKE LIVING WITH YOU. 463 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,294 I-I-I LIKE HAVING YOU AS MY GRANDPA. 464 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,221 WHY? 465 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,686 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. 466 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,402 [ HOUSES' "BIG LIGHT" PLAYS ] 467 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:42,075 * I WAS STUCK IN THE GROUND, TRYING TO COVER MY EYES * 468 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,421 * TRYING TO MOVE ALL THIS LIGHT * 469 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:57,000 * I SPENT ALL NIGHT TRYING TO REMEMBER YOUR FACE * 470 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,699 [ SIGHS ] 471 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,068 DAD, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME. 472 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,605 I, UH -- I FIXED THE, UH -- 473 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,440 CLEANED UP THE -- YOU KNOW, THE BATHROOM. 474 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,377 MM. 475 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,345 SO, NOW, I MEAN, THIS IS OUR HOUSE. 476 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,857 SO THERE'S NO MORE OF THAT "I'M MOVING OUT" CRAP. 477 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,859 THAT'S DONE. 478 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,261 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT TO WORK, FINE, 479 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,104 BUT DO NOT SETTLE, OKAY? I DIDN'T. 480 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,269 AND I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. 481 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,400 AND WE NEED THE MONEY. 482 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,604 AND YOU CAN BUY ME BEER. 483 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,436 YEAH, AND BRING HOME FREE PIZZA. 484 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,471 PIZZAS. I GOT MOODS, YOU KNOW? 485 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,308 SAUSAGE, SOMETIMES A PEPPERONI, SOMETIMES A MUSHROOM. 486 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,413 OH, NOW HE'S GETTING GREEDY. ALL RIGHT, PIZZAS. OKAY. 487 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,075 DID YOU PUT THE SEAT ON THE TOILET YET? 488 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,583 ONE THING AT A TIME. 489 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,045 I HAPPEN TO BE WAITING FOR A SALE, 'CAUSE, UH -- 490 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,722 YOU'RE WAITING ON A SALE? A TOILET SALE. 491 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,791 YOU'RE WAITING ON A TOILET-SEAT SALE? 492 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,720 YEAH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT? YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 493 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,299 Both: AGAIN! AGAIN! 494 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,570 NOW, WHAT'S THIS LETTER? 495 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,068 PANTS? 496 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,669 GOOD GUESS. MOVING ON. 497 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,502 WHEN JOEY SAYS, "STAND DOWN," 498 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,768 YOU'RE HEARING, "I DON'T LIKE YOU." 499 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,436 SO, WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? ARSON. 500 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,975 WHAT JOEY REALLY MEANS IS, "I NEED SOME SPACE." 501 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,811 CAN OF PEAS? 502 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,651 I'LL KEEP THIS. OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 503 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,454 #TotesBackTogether. 504 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,817 THERE'S A GOOD BOY! WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 505 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,926 WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 506 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,789 [ DOG BARKS ] 507 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:39,389 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36902

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