Original subtitles

Sweetie, you haven't finish your drink

Uncle Yu!

Come on, drink up!

Pow.!

Oh, you are the man!

No, not at all

Just one word from my daughter

and instantly, you set up such a huge place for her wedding party

- Fok - Yes?

It's a good thing I'm not in your line of work

- Why's that? - Otherwise, I'd have you get me a gun

- For what? - To shoot that jerk in the head

Uncle Yu,

right now I think you need an ICBM instead

I'm so happy!

Aw, go on over!

Daddy!

-L'm so happy - I dreamt of getting married here

when I was a kid

Sexy DOV

Sexy DOV?

Sexy DOV'-!

Daddy!

You're awake?

You carried and raised your daughter, then gave her to me

Gimme one hour

and I'll give you back a baby

You're crazy!

Let's...let's make babies!

Give me...

three minutes!

My sugar, honey, baby...

Heung, I'm about to tell you something

you're not going to expect

Say no more, I'm begging you

Whenever you talk, it makes me so high!

Be very calm, very calm, my dear

Especially in English!

We've been together for three weeks,

but every single moment feels like first love!

Listen clearly

Go on, go on!

lam a SPY

My husband is a spy!

Spy!

Your godfather is a very dangerous arms dealer

I'm here to steal his miniaturized nuclear warhead

Thank you for your contribution to world peace

You were serious?

Yes

You were just using me?

It's for world peace

So we're...

not getting married?

Without world peace,

it's hard for me to have a relationship

A spy!

There's a spy here!

Excuse me.

For the bride, from the groom

It's a surprise.

Play it now

Agent Chan is strong,

agile.

Brave

and resourceful

He's a world-famous, international, special agent

There's a SPY!

There's a SPY!

To complete his assignment,

Mr Chan tricked your emotions

The agency apologizes on behalf of Mr Chan

and hopes you have not suffered emotional or bodily harm

I won't let you get away with this!

What did he give you?

Even the mustache was fake

That's how most men are

"Three days later"

It's okay, don't worry

How long have you been here?

About five minutes

I like your umbrella, Mr Chan

You've got taste

It's fireproof, bulletproof, and...

works as a sword

It can also be a shield

All of them

This is the miniaturized nuclear warhead you sent

As you might say, it's not worth the cost of repair

There's bound to be some damage during transit

You're sure it wasn't intentional?

I did indeed accidentally inadvertently on purpose break it,

but such a convenient nuclear warhead

wouldn't be good to drop on any country,

Right?

Right.

Mr Chan, what we need is obedience

and devotion

I am devoted to world peace

Then you aren't devoted to any nation!

If the whole agency hadn't pleaded for you, liver chops,

you'd be dead already!

Take off all your equipment,

liver chops!

I think you're too excited.

You want to call me chopped liver,

not liver chops

Don't answer back, you bastard!

And, and...

Thank you both for your history of service

From this day forth,

in your vernacular,

"dump the crabs"

and watch yourself

Dumping the crabs means to watch yourself?

Well, the dumped crabs

are alive,

when you pick them up, you have to watch yourself

So what do we do now?

We may be out of the agency,

but the world still has many who...

need us to solve problems

If we don't even have a car,

does that count as a problem?

Hey! The owner is here!

He's right here!

Mister, is this car yours?

You, sir!

Which department told you to take my car?

If you would, please take your keys and move it

The keys were just burnt up

Moron

Sir, I was just fired

On the outside, I may appear very calm,

but deep inside,

I'm extremely agitated

This gangster wants to scare us!

Boss!

You guys in your uniforms...

What are you doing there, playing Spider-Man?

Just in time, officer

Without any paperwork,

these guys were going to take my car

Hands in the air! Face forward!

Turn around and slowly get on your knees!

"Probationary Inspector of Police"

"Inspector of Police"

"Senior Inspector of Police"

Morning, Madam!

Keep your eye on this one

He has 263 jaywalking citations,

516 parking infractions,

672 counts of public indecency,

and untold numbers of dumping violations

Jaywalking? Show me your ID!

Don't run! Stop

Stop!

"Appointed as the Commissioner of Police"

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

Finally free

No one can resist

Ice fire, man and woman

Free for all

Open your eyes

Why~

Never give up

Give me courage

A human story

"Agent Chan is dismissed" Scarifice like fireworks

DANG!

DANG!

DANG! Secretary for Security

What's your name, political assistant?

Last name's Tai

Your hair is very dry

For dull skin

Cracked lips

Do you mind not being such a pain?

You may not accept me now,

but you'll grow to appreciate me

Practice your smile a little

Welcome to the international arts festival opening ceremony

First, let's have Finance Secretary Tsang

give the opening address

Let's walk together

Sir, it's time for the speech after the ballet performance

Are you okay, sir?

I'm a little dizzy

I've got this

What's this?

What happened?

We're to help the fat Mr Ma on the 26th floor

to keep his wife from catching him in the act

On the 16th floor, where the skinny Dr Fung is,

we are to notify his wife to catch him in the act

we are to notify his wife to catch him in the act

That's the deal

So we're catching one, releasing another

Recycle and reuse

One location with two jobs

We save time and save on gas

Good boy, Genius

Call Mrs Fung so she can catch him

Yes, sir

Wow, that got a response

Look, once I open the door,

you go in and beat her up

Mrs Fung speaks mandarin?

Oh, shit!

I mixed their names up!

Time to dump the crabs

Oh! Watch yourself!

I've finally got him now!

That dog!

Let's see what he does about it

Cna't take that

Get out!

Tell Mr Ma to meet me by the back staircase

He's not picking up!

Then call an ambulance

There's no time! They switched elevators!

Do these secondhand things still work?

Your wife's on her way up! Get dressed!

Just get your shoes on. Don't leave anything

No one's here?

That's not possible

Can't go any further!

I can't!

I've got the goods on him now, look!

Shhh! Get on

What's wrong?

There was a noise

My wife's chasing us, of course there's noise!

No, from below!

It's Dr Fung's wife!

What's his specialty?

Urology

Seems you're in luck

I know you concerned about your image, Mr Ma

But next time you want a prostate exam,

going to a hospital would be more thorough

What are you doing here, training?

What are you doing here?

Outta the way!

Getting checkups in a hotel?

Yeah

Bullshit!

Nobody would believe that!

- Why not? - Today I'm gonna see

just what kind of evil thing you've gotten up into!

Spread your legs! Raise them up!

Lemme see!

Knee

Would you like to have world peace?

I want world peace every day

Hey, stop pushing for world peace with the clients!

Would I need to 'camp out' for world peace?

You must watch your step

This staircase has such character

Out of your whole house,

I like this staircase the most

Hi, landlady, enough?

I had the most memorable time of my life, my dear

Don't you go anywhere for the next six weeks

Only six weeks?

Eight weeks, then

I'll visit you at your restaurant

Thanks for the hard work,

having to use your sex appeal to pay the rent again

You take the good with the bad

Just remember,

my relationship with her isn't just about rent

There's water, electric, gas, management fees,

and even the odd sausage

Be thankful

Arcaba!

Don't be so glum

If we were still with the agency,

Arcaba would've long been gone

Why would we be catching cheaters?

That's no way to see it

Without local peace, how can there be world peace?

Most importantly,

cheaters give us business

So shouldn't we...

pop some champagne to celebrate?

What's the use of local peace or world peace

if you're not at peace yourself?

The police chief is paying you so much attention,

soon we won't even have water to drink

The one I drink is called "Don"

This one is called "Don Dom"

Where did you find this?

Through online bidding. 3 for 100. You gonna drink it?

Regarding the previous day at the arts festival

with finance secretary Tsang...

Mr Tsang took the stage to share in the fun

by showing his skill

There is no further need for speculation

Say what you need from over there

The secretary's going to jump

The secretary's going to jump?

Is he having some more fun?

- That's all for today's statements - Tell us a little more!

Don't get any closer! Back off!

You come down first

Be careful

I've put you in a real bind this time

KC, if you had me come up, you're probably not going to jump

You have to help me this time

Help me clear my name!

"Twentieth Anniversary of Broken Promises"

KC, I can't help in an official capacity,

but I can do some digging on the down-low

Catch me if you can!

Is all this so necessary?

It's been twenty years!

Here should be fine,

I can't even get a GPS lock

How could somebody hate for such a long time?

Out of love

That's true.

Every time she sees me, the first thing she says is marriage

Anyway, starting right now,

don't say anything,

eat your rations,

and don't start a fire

Captain, we found two illegals!

Easy! It's my ID...just my ID

Dispatch, this is sergeant 4776, over

Two illegals.

They may have stolen Hong Kong IDs, over

Sir, our clogs suspect these two sexually assaulted them

Isn't that a bit much?

Arrest him!

Yes, sir!

Mr Chan,

let's get married!

When will you be done screwing with me, Chief?

If there has to be a time limit,

then ten thousand light years

As I understand it,

light years measure distance

I hate people like you...

not one serious thing to say

You clearly hate me. You'd love to strangle me

Yet you're pretending to

joke about light years and distances?

I beg your pardon, my dear

He's using English again!

So what is it I can do

that can shorten those light years?

Are you begging me?

Yes, of course I'm begging you

Did you hear what happened

with the finance secretary?

I get it

What do you get?

Well, he made a fool of himself in public

and you're his niece, right?

And he's always supported you,

so personally and professionally,

you have a responsibility to help him set things right

Trouble is, if you publicly use police authority,

people will say you're playing favorites

and so...you...are begging me

Solve it in ten days

Whatever you need, short of weapons,

you'll have it

One credit card with no limit

That all, then?

Erase ten thousand light years

It's already been twenty years, Heung

Back then, I honestly didn't expect you were a virgin

Thank you, Mr Chan!

Thank you

Sir, you can't park on the double yellow

Sir, you can't park here.

License and ID, please

Thank you

Sir! You really...

Thank you

Dispatch, this is Inspector Fong!

I've sighted a submarine! I need backup!

Copy! Invisible fighters is ready!

Hong Kong has submarines?

I need a sub!

I need a sub, color to follow!

Good afternoon, sir

Good afternoon

ls it hot here,

or is it just you?

Oh, thank you, Mr Chan

You so welcome. Okay

Oh, Mr Chan, that's not necessary

We all know who you are

Nice to hear that

It's he here?

Mr Chan, it's so nice to have you back

Martini?

Shaken and stirred, please

What can I do for you?

I need those accessories

I'm afraid I can't help you.

You've lost your license to kill

I nearly forgot

But...

But if you show me how you did it

Did What?

Stole my gun twenty years ago

Gun?

What gun?

This gun...

You mean this gun?

You bloody bastard

Well, it's been a pleasure

Good afternoon

Get down...go over there

Get down...

Chief, whatever's wrong, we can talk about it!

You took my black card

and blew 3 million in 3 days!

Investigations require money!

Who do you think I am?

You mean womanizing and living it up!

I used that 3 million for equipment!

What you were sharing with me just then,

please tell it to the chief

I said

Sammi feels that eating meat is cruel,

so she's long wanted to be a vegetarian

To me, this movie will be a great challenge

When it's done, I hope everyone will like it

What have you done?!

Roast pig offerings?!

A family of six!

A father, mother,

brothers and sisters!

Oh, pig mother...

Don't die, pig mother!

You guys have to bring her back!

What's wrong?

Call an ambulance!

I'll save you!

Where are the feet?

Where are the feet?

Right here

Call an ambulance!

Call an ambulance

Call an ambulance...

After Sammi, it was the finance secretary's turn

What happened?

After the secretary, it was Chilam's turn

Release that innocent child!

He's my son!

Transform!

Let's go!

Boss, your ride is ready to go!

Look out, look out!

Sorry, no photos

Chilam has always liked dressing as Ultraman

Last year, during a television interview,

he said that as a kid, he loved pretending he was Ultraman

Three Fridays,

three different celebrity incidents

That means this Friday something might happen again

This is no longer concerns you two. Leave!

Thank you so much

So!

Then they weren't going crazy,

just letting out what they normally hide

Absurd.

As if the finance secretary is usually a cross-dresser?

You can't judge a book by its cover

Without checking it out, how would you know?

Am I wrong?

During all the shots

she fired,

you were quite calm

She was only using a self-defense gun

It's only for scaring people

Made in the Ukraine.

It even has different effects

You can't judge a book by its cover

"Financial Secretary's official residence" Any news?

The secretary hasn't come out for days

The taste and smell is about right

It just lacks color

This chef is quite liberal with the MSG

The soup is ready, Mr Secretary!

Which agency are you from?

Not an international one

Whichever one doesn't matter

How you handle things, that's mostly about luck

It's the same for reporters

You're in luck tonight.

Sit

Have some soup

When you're here,

you follow my rules

I don't like the heat, Mr Secretary

Drink the soup and soon

I'll give you something good

Oh, what a waste!

Such a waste, Mr Secretary

Not a problem.

There's an entire bowl

What is it?

Does my appearance frighten you?

No. It has nothing to do...

with your looks

Still not having any?

It's getting cold

Sir, I'm used to...

adding some alcohol in my soup, Do you mind?

Help yourself

I like to flavour things with a bit of mint

Great, great

Exceflenfl

And healthy!

Eat up

I'm really not hungry!

Come with me

All of this is my prized collection

I've always considered myself a successful person,

with fame and status

Yet I'm not brave enough to wear my favourite clothes outside

How successful would you say I am?

One last question, Mr Secretary

Who do you think is the most likely to

mess with you?

Myself

I've only ever had friends, never enemies

Alright, enough questions

Take care, friend

It's been a real honour

Thank you

ls it that I have a stuffy nose?

It's like there's been a gassy smell all night

If it smells gassy, then it's gas

He turned on gas to kill himself and you couldn't smell it?

Are you agent or not?

The money's all gone.

The secretary's in a coma

You found nothing!

You're only good at swindling women, no?

Chief,

we actually have three targets right now

The three targets are connected with the three victims

You say they're suspects?

Where's your proof?

We didn't say they were suspects

We said they are targets

Police catch suspects

Spies catch targets,

drag them back for a coerced confession,

proof will naturally be found,

which turns them into suspects

I pulled every connection I had to get this setup here

The world's most advanced

"Ultra-tactile mind reality"

Explain it to the chief

Put simply, it uses human brainwaves for VR

Thanks to anesthesia, these three are knocked out,

so their senses make them think they're in a virtual world,

unable to separate fact from fiction

Are you working or playing around?

Chief,

if I don't play with them,

how will I get information from them?

I'm over here

I know that

Now what?

You'll need anesthesia, too, right?

No, I have undergone specialized self-hypnosis

Here goes,

Ten, Nine, Eight

Go for it!

Couldn't you let me count some more before calling out?

Oh

Ten...

For real?

We're all set. Let's do it!

What is this place?

This should be...Hell

What's all that?

This gear is actually still in the development stage

The sensory portion isn't finished,

so we have to make up for it manually,

meaning if they're bitten by a mosquito in that world,

we'll have to pinch them in the real world

You are so dead!

Don't worry, everyone

Just by looking around, I know this is a dream

You can't feel pain in a dream. Let's test it

Go ahead

One,

Two,

Three!

It's Hell! It's Hell!

He)'

- What's up? - Over here

Where?

Look at me

I can't see anything

Let's pinch each other

This place is evil.

Pinching nipples

hurts your face

If it hurts so much, this ought to be Hell

You try it

Got it!

Did you have to hit so hard?

He's just a mole!

And that's why it has to seem real!

Do someone else

You can go again

What's going on up ahead, tubby?

Nothing. It looks good.

You go, I'll take up the rear

You go ahead

But I'm blind

Don't...

The deceased named Chau Hung,

Li Bo, Cheung Chi, Chan Ho Yan...come with me!

Why did you bring in a girl like this?

It's VR, Chief,

don't think too much about it

Besides, no man can stop himself from speaking the truth to her

Look at him

Once you cross this tunnel,

you can be reborn anew,

but you must speak your life's greatest sin

I'll go first! One time,

I stole from a beggar

and then bought a Happy Girls poster

What?

You like Happy Girls, too?

So do I...

What is Happy Girls?

Happy Girls is a

girl group popular in geek circles

They're a big hit right now

One time, when I was working with Happy Girls,

I stole some of their hair

and brought it to Thailand

Stole their hair?

What did you do in Thailand?

Some voodoo, of course

After that, I could

Could what?

Could do this?

Get that for her. Let's go, let's go!

Here...

That's it, like that!

You touched it!

This old man can't handle it!

They're really into it!

Why'd you poke me?

I didn't

Hey, Chief...

I'm actually a chef

My specialty is making and eating Happy Girls abalone

I'll just help myself

Shameless!

I'm sorry

You bunch of perverts

Go ahead and touch

Stamp it out!

Are you crazy?!

You lowlifes deserve what you get!

You bunch take those trifling things...

as real confessions?

Why does she seem so terrifying?

Give Hatano Yui back to us!

I will give you one more chance!

Speak your life's worst crimes!

Otherwise,

you will never be reincarnated!

Never reincarnated?

Never reincarnated!

No! No!

I'll do it!

I was unhappy with my boss,

so I drugged him

Well, I did give Sammi something

I also gave a little to Chilam

We wouldn't dare do it again

Every time the secretary ate my food,

he said it was lacking

It pissed me off, so I put some in to make a fool of him

I didn't expect him to kill himself!

Then where did you get these drugs?

Who gave it to you!

Right, you speak up!

I don't know

You don't know?

Ox-head! Horse-face!

Bummed body bend!

"Bummed body bend"

O-R-Z, which means to prostrate oneself

It is time for punishment

No, don't!

Seriously, don't!

Don't!

Are you out of your mind?

Hey, why are you awake?

Get back in there!

Why am I awake? The way you're kicking,

forget hypnosis, I would wake from hibernation

If you don't speak up,

the next one will wind up like him!

I was about to say it, but you're really too harsh

Getting pushed around down here same as up there...

Even when you submit,

you still get pushed around!

One, two, three

"Let's go sing karaoke"

"Let's go fly away"

"Any time of year, let's go and see the world"

"Sharing eternal love,"

"even in death I won't leave you"

This song's called

It's from Happy Girls!

Oh shit, the system's hung!

What's wrong with them?

The road's forked. Which way?

There are chicks over there!

They'll be in there, running non-stop

until their brains are out of juice

Three or four days

What are you staring at?

Maybe two or three days

Well, the system's not yet stable

You know that bummed body bend

You even know that song

You're one of those geeks, too?

The only clue we have right now is that

they all coincidentally like that so-called Happy Girls group

And by chance, in two days

there's a so-called Dream-Girl Fest

A what-fest?

The Dream-Girl Fest is an annual convention for male geeks

Each year, a different web-famous girl-group puts on a show

This year, it will be the most popular one, Happy Girls!

Lots of geeks, just to get near their idols,

line up to buy tickets two months in advance!

Their tickets are harder to get than for comedy shows!

Are you insane?

You're not just a geek

You're a virgin, right?

The world's least trustworthy people

are virgins,

because they're always thinking about how to lose their virginity

They'll sell anyone out for that, with no hesitation

Can I still trust you?

Hey, there's no need to be so angry

R0geH

You here to train the virgin boys...

and girls?

Are you Goldfinger?

The name's Roger

But when women see me, they call me 'More!'

Roger Moore

Beat it, old man!

Roger Mo-lest

Such an apt name

The more wandering hand

eventually got Parkinson's

Nevermind that, it's time to take my medication

He's too old to get it up,

but still acts so dirty

But it's directed at you.

That's still a kind of approval

Pervert!

You're all perverts!

Chief...l'll say something and you be the judge

This geek will die at the hands of woman, sooner or later

He's a geek, how would he get a woman?

Those aren't women, they're dream-girls

The festival has lots of them!

There, you heard it

Chief, I strongly urge you,

as soon as possible, to find a geek like him,

have him infiltrate that social circle,

and look into these 'Happy Girls'

I guarantee you'll get results

Great. I'm assigning you to go in

Chief, my training has always been...

to attract women,

not to frighten them

You're well aware of that

If you don't know how, learn!

Here, learn from him!

Yes, Madam

"The clothes make the man"

Looking the part is the most important

Tristan and Isolde?

Or is this Siegfried!

I'm the instructor today!

How about I not teach or do anything!

Sorry, Sir

It was reflexes

Sorry, Sir

It was reflexes

Why hike these up, afraid my belly will get cold?

Bite down

Now suck

Your gaze is still too strong

Basically can't see a thing

I worked on this all night

Make your head work with it

That's it. Add some slouch

Slouch, not hunch!

Right! This is the look you're keeping until it's done

and the mission is complete

So the look is about right,

but it's what inside that matters most

For failed geeks, it's about perversion

But for proper geeks, it's mindset

What's with you?

I can't take having women see me like this

One glance and that's it?

I've gotten those my whole life!

You don't understand. You've never looked cool!

You don't know

That's why I brought you here today!

You must accept that you're a geek!

That is your mission!

Get to shop 329 and bring back a freebie!

3...329

Cover up a bit

Sorry...

Sorry, excuse me!

3...329

329

Thanks

Something wrong, sir?

This geeked-out enough?

So out, you can't go back!

Let's eat

As spies have their private Clubhouses,

so too do geeks have their lairs

And this is it

This is the 'Angel's Kiss' that you ordered

And this is the 'Puppy Love' that you ordered

Thank you

Hey!

The servers may not be idols,

but they're still off-limits!

Yes, Sir

Our three suspects

are all Happy Girls fans,

so we're targeting Happy Girls for investigation

It should be these two

You think they're potential suspects?

One is young One is wild

Seventy...eighty percent,

that covers the spectrum of idol worshippers

That's pretty accurate

In this group, aside from Yuki,

the most popular one is Angela

That's out of line!

Geeks must completely respect their idols!

Dream-girls belong to the masses and the stage!

Geeks must support them, heart and soul,

and must not have any incorrect delusions!

Should a dream-girl have a private word with you

OT remembers your name,

that already exceeds what she ought to bestow!

So, you must always, always remember

that, aside from shaking hands,

there can be absolutely no bodily contact with an idol!

Right!

Shame the wandering hand!

Respect!

Yuki's online!

Hello!

Wow, over a hundred thousand viewers!

I'm exhausted! You have to give me some encouragement

You go, Yuk“.!

Alright! Cheer me on!

Let's run through it once more, okay?

Okay!

The account's dry!

What do we do?

If you do not mind...

you may use this card

Happy Girls...forever

Happy Girls!

Happy Girls!

One drop of kindness,

Call me "Sunset Samurai"

How may we address you, sir?

Call me...

Tri-Vital-See

See, as in 'the future'

How about a little team spirit!

Yuki, Yuki! Forever baby!

Wow, lots of people are sending me gifts!

Especially Allan, and "Sunset"

Between Yuki and me,

it is finally not just a past memory

Yuki...still remembers me

Somehow,

one of you knew to use

that most radioactive Uranium-238

to describe Yuki!

It's simply too moving

Using H2O for Angela is also very appropriate!

We didn't write those

That's Old Ding's usual seat

He's a loyal Happy Girls fan

and sits there every night

But he hasn't been by for three months

Not in three months? I need to use the toilet

- He suddenly stopped going online - Hi

- Worst case... - Do you ever take customers' numbers?

He quit the club

Not mine...Old Ding's

- Impossible - Quitting is a disgrace!

Shame the wandering hand!

Lam Siu Ding

Jumped from his Ho Man Tin apartment on the 15th of last month,

Aged 32 by the time of his death

Formerly a researcher at the Swiss Q&B Pharmaceuticals

Primarily working on antidepressants

Returned to Hong Kong two years ago and switched to sales

After that, he suffered depression

Due to depression, he resigned six months ago

Hey,

why would he write 'Hydrogen' every few days?

Hydrogen, the element!

Hang on, see that?

Not hydrogen!

It's 'Hy-do-gen'

There's no 'R'

Hydogen could be a drug he invented

After taking it, you'd get very high, very extreme

and do the things you really wanted to do

Like the finance secretary did

Hy-do-gen

High... to... the limit

Then on the last page of his diary,

he said he himself was Hy-do-gen

- What's that mean? - That's right

That means he may have taken the drug himself

Right?

And he had depression

So he took the Hy-do-gen and then killed himself

And so someone stole his drugs

Not necessarily. He could have given it

We're almost there,

but first thing's first...

Let's go sing karaoke

Let's go fly away

Any time of year, let's go and see the world

Sharing eternal love,

even in death I won't leave you

Won't leave you,

will not leave you!

Your forehead's bleeding!

Angela!

How does that feel?

So right So subtle Don't stop

The bleeding stopped. You should be fine

I'm good! It's okay! Thank you!

Well that's good. I should get ready

You can exit the stage area over there

Thank you

- Thank you - Don't mention it

Yu...Yuki

Don't be angry. It wasn't intentional

Silly, we're a team,

why would I be angry?

I really didn't tell them to buy only my photos

Also...l didn't know they were your followers first

Excuse me, I want to make a call

What's that mean?

I need to pee!

Sorry, there weren't any more seats

So handsome!

"With big, bold steps to see the world,"

"You do what you do best"

"Strange is fine when you're strange,"

"Strange is your way of life,"

"You only stand at the front"

What's wrong?

- Why won't you believe me? - What?

I didn't lie! I didn't lie!

Why won't you believe me?

I didn't...

Don't believe me!

Thank you!

Thank you for saving Angela!

Huh?

Where did my contact go?

What is he trying to do?

Stop...No...

Get her outta here!

Cover up a bit

Hey!

Sorry about that

These were taken years ago, before we had cell phones

Where's that?

The Mediterranean Sea

Isn't that closed off?

How did you get in?

You're really smart!

Lots of girls think the Mediterranean is just a hair style

Thank goodness you were there!

I feared something happened to you

What could happen to him? There's no need to worry

How did you escape?

I just got lucky, is all

You really look the part

What part?

A geek.

But I know you're secret agents

I appreciate all the trouble

Well, since you know who I am,

I might as well start with some questions

So here's what actually happened...

When the guitar string broke,

she originally wanted to keep singing,

but suddenly it seemed she heard another voice,

and she actually really wanted to apologize to Yuki,

and so that's how it all went down,

right?

So, let me ask...

Did you eat or drink anything out of the ordinary today?

I just had a glass of water in the makeup room

She and Yuki share that makeup room

Do you have some kind of disagreement with Yuki?

It started with Lam Siu Ding

I don't recall which event it started from

He just kept sending me gifts

Then Yuki found out he bought just my photos

and not hers,

so she said I was poaching her fans

Now I understand

Thank you so much, Angela

If I need further information, I'll ask your spokesperson

Let's go

But I haven't had my coffee

You haven't had dinner, either

Bye-bye!

Do you have to take so long?

I'm going to find proof

and clear Angela of suspicion!

You're really man's best friend

Did you take the wrong key?

Why is it taking so long?

Hey, they're dead

They're not all dead!

They're all dead. It was in the papers!

You're the damn geezer who saved the damn bitch today!

Go in! Get inside!

Talk

Why did you save the bitch and not me today?

What kind of benefits did she give you?

Oh...you slept with her

Am I right?

X-

That means you're not one of hers

That means you can be one of mine

I know what it is you men want

As long as you'll help me,

I let you take delivery now...

and pay later!

Let go!

I didn't expect your passive to be so aggressive!

Those geeks only know how to jerk off

You're different.

Not only can you jerk it, you can also fight!

I'm different from that bitch

I do what I say I'll do!

Quiet down, bitch!

You son of a...

Who's calling me a bitch!

You again, old man!

You damn old man!

I broke my broom!

UP yours!

UP! Yours!

- I'll stick it up your rear! - That easy to be angry?

And you! Why is your belt so hard to undo!

I've never seen such a difficult belt!

Do you know how much I've put into Happy Girls?

I put in a lot before I got to where I am!

When that bitch arrived,

I lost everything!

Come on, let's do it!

Let's keep going! Let's go!

Hmm, if she had the Hydogen,

everyone above and below would be dead

What's on your hand?

I'm having it really rough

Give me all the Hydogen

I'll make you feel really good

Not her

I'm depressed...

and she pulls this kind of thing

I wouldn't give her the Hydogen

Damn, what a waste of time

I'm having it really rough

Don't be like that

Everyone goes through hard times

I'm having trouble, too

But I just don't tell anyone

This one.

She opened up

I'm a depressed guy...

it makes sense

She gave her heart, I gave the drugs

We both had it bad

Professor Ma!

Good morning, girls!

Had breakfast, yet?

Welcome

How might I be able to assist you, Chief?

Yes, Principal, what we wanted to ask today...

Oh, bugger, I forgot her Chinese name

That, uh, Angela...the internet star

Good morning, class

Good morning, sir

Find anything?

Hurry UP!

Soon. I'll have something soon

Ah, found it!

Here she is, Lam Chu Chu

But she didn't have an English name back then

She graduated from here

Enough! I must know today!

YoYo, what are you talking about?

Stop pretending, Ma Kwok Shing!

Stephy, it's none of your business!

How many times have I told you!

I'm not going to keep waiting and waiting!

Today, you're clearing things up!

I want you to make it clear!

But this was her second school

She transferred here during Form 4

From which school, may I ask?

Yiu Wah. Yiu Wah Girl's Middle School

Stop running!

Professor Ma taught here for over ten years

He was always a good teacher

He had the students' love and respect

Students in his classes had the best grades

Those girls were all best friends, too

Too bad

This is how she looked in Form 1,2, and 3

And this is how she looked in Form 4

See any difference?

First, she was simpler, then later became pure

Wow, I was worried you'd say she was shorter

and then grew taller

It seems she was clearly a bit happier in Year 4

Perfect score

Why did you take so long?

Poor you...wet as a drowned rat

Hey, what are you doing here, huh?

No licking!

Okay, okay...

Since when does dog drool taste like that?

Someone finally made a discovery today

They came to investigate me, to cheat me

And so I fooled them

You cheat me, I fool you

ls that fun?

We cheat one another

because we are all underlings

Those on top are fooled by ones even higher,

until at last, everyone is fooling themselves

Hydogen will make everyone be themselves

Hydogen will destroy all the lies

Hydogen will change everything!

Hydogen! Hydogen!

Chief, our initial verification shows

that before the incident occurred,

each student drank this

Why are they all destroyed?

Because Sergeant Chan took and drank them,

but after drinking, he...

Just say it!

Yes, Madam!

After drinking, he suddenly became howling mad,

tried to sexually assault an attending female officer,

tearing up her skirt, but his assault failed

He swung around and bopped the soda machine

with his rear, 'bom born bom'

Of course we tried to stop him,

but couldn't hold him down

After crashing into these drinks,

he zipped out of the area

We still have yet to find him

This stuff's potency is hardly trivial

Lock the place down right now. Don't let Sergeant get out!

Yes, Chief!

Is that Sergeant right there?

Sergeant, what are you doing here?

Are you alright?

What will he do on Hydogen?

He...He'll...

Say it! What does he most want to do?!

Catch Arcaba!

Restrain him. Restrain him!

Wow!

What am I doing here?

You really don't remember?

Were you really so high?

What an interesting reaction!

I must have a marvelous inner world

Tell me what happened

Thank you

- Don't hold the train up! - White Dragon!

Pung!

- Pung 'White dragon'! - Damn,

I bet your bedroom moans aren't that loud!

Been waiting for this little birdie a while, eh?

Yes! I'll be grabbing you! Pung!

Your pair is always popping out!

Sorry...

of course she's loud,

Mr Lai buys ginseng for her every day!

Here, undies. Put any on today?

Mr Lai wouldn't have time to put any on

Midday and look how dead asleep he is!

Is it because your nightly moaning's too loud?

If he'd get up,

my screaming would be heard in Shenzhen!

Someone's thinking about a special agent!

Yeah,

once it gets dark, I really miss him

Red middle', I'm taking it!

Why take ginseng?

Taking special agents are even better, eh?

Special agent, special agent...

- Special...work - Take it, take it, take it

Simone?

Help yourself

Long time no see

Simone

I left without saying goodbye

I've come today just to apologize

What say I play a few rounds with you as the apology?

In the gap

You're so smart!

Full set!

Thank you for accepting my apology

I'm blowing you cheaters up!

How is it?

Okay, good

Long time no see, Sofia

I regret that I once left you without a word

It's because I was a secret agent,

so it was hard to tell you

I hope you can accept this flower

as an apology

Thank you for accepting my apology

Come on, dad!

We all had things happen way back when

What's done was then... don't be mad with momma,

overthinking too much...other

It's past tense!

You know what I'm saying? Oh, daddy!

Congrats, Lady Kwan!

You morons! Do you want to die?!

- Ming! - Alright

Great Kwan, Lady Kwan

Happy silver anniversary now, and a gold next year

What are you rambling on about gold next year?

-It's the thought... - What if we divorce next year, eh?

Divorce who? You trying to jinx me?

Go jabber somewhere else, you chatterboxes

Strider? Glider?

What the hell are you doing here?

Is this party for you? Get lost!

We know how Lady Kwan likes to reminisce,

so we went to Club Brazil especially to get her sisters

They were still working!

We came just to celebrate your 25th year off the job!

We in the Kwan clan don't care who's been a hooker

What we care about is who torments women!

Yeah!

Natasha...how have you been?

I once used you for the sake of world peace,

tricking you into prostitution...

to support my comfortable lifestyle for over half a year

Today, I make my apology

Honey, you said your kid brother had liver disease,

your older brother was retarded,

your father paralyzed,

and so you became a hooker! So you lied to me?

No! I didn't lie to you!

My father really was paralyzed!

A twisted ankle! That's a kind of paralysis

Yes, twisted ankles are a kind of paralysis

Oh, so your lover has come

Natasha, you accept...

And you accept his marriage proposal!

Proposal? Of course, there's no proposal!

What can you say about it, you cuckold!

You call me a cuckold? Try saying that again!

Michelle?

Michelle, you became a man because of me,

Michelle?!

You're a woman?

He's actually a woman?

Natasha

Michelle

will you accept my apology?

You two make such a ruckus

Ruckus? What ruckus?

You hit me?

You'd hit Kwan Kung?

Beat him!

Hold it!

Is this coming to apologize?

You came to cause trouble!

This is my silver anniversary.

Are you trying to get me divorced?

That's right!

I became a nun to get away from you!

I thought it wasn't enough...

and turned myself into a man

Now you come to cause me more trouble!

What world peace?

You've made a mess of everything!

How might you two accept my apology?

Jump in the ocean!

Afterwards, don't ever come back up!

Wow, so cool!

Wow, so many things happened

So...so interesting

You apologized to everyone

Why not to me?

That is a very good question

And I've thought a long time about it

I think the main reason is that other women are weaklings,

while you are strong

You can handle anything

If I pushed you into the ocean right now,

I wouldn't feel a need to apologize

because you wouldn't die, right?

If I smashed a bottle over your head,

It would hurt. But you'd be fine.

You're tough!

Honey...l'm so sorry!

Do you know why I'm angry?

I was bad! I deserve to die! I'm sick!

I should never again...

play these things that cost no nothing

I've said it a thousand times,

those that cost nothing are the most expensive

I've played around,

but you don't see me having issues

What's wrong?

Honey...thank you

Don't make me have to clean up after you again

Honey...l love you

Why?

Why is it so unfair?

Don't let it get to you

I did so much for him

And yet it was just me and so many girls getting hurt

Such a hypocrite can be so happy!

Scum like him will get their due!

They won't! This world is just that unfair!

That's not true! Lots of people support you!

They care about you

Just forget it

Thank you

If I don't stay in a first class room,

I will reserve the right to sue the government

Thank you

Sir, wait!

You're not, are you?

Don't try to stop me!

No matter what, I'm teaching this scumbag a lesson!

Angela told you to do this!

She did not! It's his crime that must be punished!

You'd better give him the antidote.

His head's about to fall off!

That's exactly what I want to happen!

Give it

I won't!

Give it to me

I won't!

Give it

I won't!

Oh...no more antidote

Serves you right! That serves...

Then now what!

You want to keep the hand or keep your life?

Do it!

Here goes

Wait, can you give me something to bite down on?

That's right, this will really hurt

Do it!

Come on!

Hold on. Three, two...

If you have that pen, then so would I

Well you didn't have to stick it in so hard

His color is different from yours, no?

Does it look a little darker?

Hurry up and stick him again

I'm really sorry about that, Professor Ma

Take care

You're so clumsy, someone could get hurt

Oh, it's you

You don't seem scared. You even closed the door

Why is Angela online?

You know, because of you, Genius almost lost a hand

You're not here to hurt me?

I'm here to protect you

There's no sound!

I know you're just a victim

Don't! Don't!

He's making her strip! Call the police!

I'm calling! I'm calling!

Angela,

you've already taken whatever revenge you needed

You think I did it for personal reasons?

Have you ever considered that

if everyone could be themselves

the whole world would change

No, no! I have to call Rooster. We'll help Angela!

Angela! We're coming!

I've taken Hydogen, too

What's he saying...you know how to lip-read!

Uh, your head

You know,

when I'm clear-headed,

what I love doing most is handling big, international matters

Actually, when I first saw you, I lost sleep every night

But after I took Hydogen,

I had lovely dreams every night

I began wanting most...

I began wanting most...

Wanting what?

To apologize to the women I hurt

in all truth, was to have sex with you?!

Isn't that a good thing?

I wanted to apologize to them

But did I consider if they wanted me to apologize to them?

I'm not alone in this

And I can't get in touch with them

When I wake up tomorrow,

all of Hong Kong...boom

Everything will be different

Besides, you can't arrest me

Angela...

Angela, Angela...

You sleazeball! Get him!

Calm down

Stop! Stop!

Get out and save him!

Move, go away.

Thanks so much

You were even able to win me back,

yet you attempt to rape that young woman?

Isn't that rather disgraceful?

You're a smart one, Chief

How do girls even mature these days?

By men deceiving them

There wasn't enough time to uncover everything

She doesn't even know

herself how many followers she has

You can't catch them all. You can only lure them in

Chief...

do you have any interest

in contributing to world peace?

Wishing you prosperity and wealth

Do you have any real use for this thing?

If you have nothing else to add, I won't hold you up

I'm sure you're very tired

I'm not tired. It will be daybreak in a few hours

I want to have a few words with Miss Lam

Angela, I'd like to apologize

Mr Chan was actually one of our moles

He never considers any consequences

Murder, destruction, he'd do anything

Hello! Either come get it or get lost!

Don't look!

He's dead! He's dead!

Quiet. Quiet,

everyone! You're all quiet

Tell them to leave

Go!

Faster

Get out, are you deaf!

You scared?

Yes

You're not scared enough!

I'm terrified!

You scared?

Lend me your phone

The kidnapper also wants a drop-off set up in front of the mall

Greetings, geeks.

It's me again,

Angela's baby

Some of you fanboys out there

have a few packs of some Hydogen stuff,

you know what I'm talking about

Now, if I don't get it by three o'clock,

then Angela will...

oh, no no

He says don't lock down or restrict the area

and don't close the mall

Chief, if bystanders get hurt...

Do you want me dead?

Yes!

Um, no

You know where to bring it?

Is that clear?

You've taken good care of yourself, Chief

A little faster

Safety depends entirely on you, Chief

A bit more swing, please

Together now, let's say it...

"See you soon"

One, two, three...

See you...

soon

Hey, might as well order some coffee, tea, french toast, et cetera

It's time for a late night snack

I'm not afraid to die

It doesn't matter if you're not afraid,

as long as they're afraid

Let's round everyone up and go help!

Yeah!

They won't come

You know, I learned something during this time

In this world, there are no dream-girls who are pure,

just naive geeks

Angela!

Breaking news

We're at the Kowloonbay Exhibition Centre

No one knows what the kidnapper wants

Unusually, police have not cordoned the area

and their spokesman has refused to answer our questions

Excuse us.

Wow, there really is food

Don't let go, now

We support you, Angela!

Let her go.

It's okay,

I'm just hanging out

Hey, I'm with you

Society these days, so full of complaining and whining

Nothing's good enough.

Got a problem, just say it!

I'll see what I can do

Sing a song for me

Huh?

- Sing a song - Sing a song?

Sing one of those geeks' songs

Put these on

A singer needs to have presence, be dramatic

Have presence!

Let's go sing karaoke

Let's go fly away

Any time of year, let's go and see the world

Too dramatic, no?

Sir, we have to set a cordon!

Then get moving!

No means no!

Let the police handle it!

Who's your boss?

If the chief says no, then it's no!

Mr kidnapper, if you keep shooting

will the ones you're after come forward?

I've got their idol

And she won't run

Action! Save the chief!

Hold the fire!

Because“.

Dream-girl was naughty,

you have only three more minutes

I don't make empty threats

The kidnapper has pointed his gun at the girl's head,

warning that if the fanboys don't give up their things

within three minutes, he will harm her

New development on the scene...

Ten people have come forth

Each one has dropped off a bag

Right now, there are twenty bags. That all of them?

That's all! That's it

Here...take it

Take it all!

Here is my signed copy of the Dynasty Warriors game

I beg you, release Angela!

I beg you...

Look out!

Angela, we would have succeeded,

but you were scared to die!

Now we have nothing!

Are you alright?

Run! There's nothing to see!

Angela!

Run!

Quick, really danger.

Sunset Warrior, don't! This isn't what I wanted!

Oh, crap

The kidnapper is disarmed!

The armed suspect has jumped!

The area is under control!

The Hydogen went off

Lock the place down immediately!

No person or whiff of smoke can slip out!

Lock the place down!

Yes, sir!

Psychiatrists have said

that forty percent of people have no empathy,

wouldn't care if you lived or died

Who knows if the rest of them are born good at heart?

What are you talking about?

Come with me

You and Angela round up her fans,

bring back as many as you can

Take all the clothes and tie them into a rope

What are you doing?

- Hey - Huh?

If you don't know how, don't play around

This hairstyle is just right for you

This dress is this season's latest

Could you stylists

come help me over here?

Come

Where are we going?

Hong Kong policewoman

Lee Ka '(an

That'll hold

Do you trust me?

About world peace?

Most importantly, scream for help

Are you crazy? What?

If Hydogen could truly make people show their true nature...

Help! An old lady has fallen over!

Help me!

Dream-girl! Go downstairs and have them save granny!

I bet almost everyone here is basically good

Angela!

So I want to use your voice as a sounding bell

to awaken this crowd's compassion

Let's try to form a human wall!

Help!

There's two more minutes before it wears off!

If you let go now, who knows what they'll do!

On my count!

One, two!

Let go before you die!

Come on!

World peace...

my...glory

I learned CPR before

Stop playing!

Wake up!

Let's get married! Wake up! Let's get married!

Have you gone crazy?

Sure, let's marry

It is unnecessary to shake too hard

Hello...

Hello...

The guests are almost all here

I think I should properly say,

"I'm sorry"

You didn't before when you should've.

There's no need now

It's not for before

It's for later

Later?

With your reputation,

since you're marrying,

lots of long lost friends will show up

Your highness

- I got you finally. -lt's Arcaba!

Shit, Agent Chan is here.

You sicko!