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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:01,619 Previously on Wynonna Earp 2 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:04,019 My master is coming. 3 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:06,889 - John Henry Holliday. - Bulshar. 4 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,849 You will do my bidding. 5 00:00:08,849 --> 00:00:10,769 - You're strong, baby girl. - Waverly? 6 00:00:10,769 --> 00:00:12,780 - Mama. - Get out!! Go!! 7 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,010 Michelle Gibson's finally gonna slay her little demon child. 8 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:18,929 There isn't an evil bone in Michelle Gibson's body. 9 00:00:18,929 --> 00:00:21,789 - Ah! The demon's here. - Is it me? 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,809 - Waverly! - No, sweetheart. But she came for you. 11 00:00:24,809 --> 00:00:26,770 What would we do without you? 12 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:30,009 Oh, I bet you'd all just die. All just die. 13 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,810 We need more rope. 14 00:00:32,810 --> 00:00:33,979 No! We do not have time for this! 15 00:00:33,979 --> 00:00:36,990 - She's secure, Wynonna. - Okay, one of you is gonna listen. 16 00:00:36,990 --> 00:00:39,759 Either one. I don't give a shit which!! 17 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:41,820 Did she steal your gun and go full prison break on you? 18 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:43,770 Go inside if you're not gonna help. 19 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:45,009 No, Waverly, don't go. Don't be alone! 20 00:00:45,009 --> 00:00:46,950 She has friends in the house, Mama, 21 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,950 who didn't try to murder her multiple times. 22 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:51,899 - No! Please, don't go. - Go!! - No! Don't go! 23 00:00:51,899 --> 00:00:54,799 - Go! - Don't go!! No! - Shut up! 24 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:56,829 Waverly!! 25 00:00:56,829 --> 00:00:59,810 Okay, you know what? You are gonna listen to me for two goddamn minutes. 26 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,980 You owe me that, no matter what you think I am. 27 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,920 - You get one. - Alright. Okay. Okay. 28 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,030 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Okay. 29 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:10,980 A demon has been stalking your sister ever since she was a baby. 30 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:14,810 By the time she was six, I knew that it wanted to torture and kill her. 31 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,819 And I knew that it would win. 32 00:01:16,819 --> 00:01:19,030 It's thoughtful of it to let you know. Forty seconds on the clock. 33 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,950 I was trying to exorcise it when the barn caught fire. 34 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,980 And instead, it became bound to me. Okay? 35 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:27,909 It has been torturing me ever since for what I've done. It broke me. 36 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:29,859 That is what you see. 37 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,829 Our family business is killing demons. 38 00:01:32,829 --> 00:01:35,799 Why wouldn't you have told us any of that? 39 00:01:35,799 --> 00:01:37,870 Okay. Because you two were children. 40 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:39,990 You let Waverly come and visit me. 41 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:42,930 She touched me and she broke the bind. 42 00:01:42,930 --> 00:01:44,810 The demon escaped. 43 00:01:45,789 --> 00:01:48,000 What, and you thought you'd join the party? Oh! 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,930 Selfish! Oh! I could've gone anywhere, 45 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,879 but I chose to come and save Waverly. 46 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:55,760 I know I saw the demon, but where the hell is it? Where the hell did it go?!! 47 00:01:56,849 --> 00:01:59,859 I know Mama's... a problem. 48 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:05,830 Baby, soggy crust is a problem. Your mama is a catastrophe. 49 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,009 - Oh, you made cupcakes? - Mm-hmm. 50 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:12,810 For me? Aw. 51 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:14,009 Mm. 52 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,939 I'd do anything for you. 53 00:02:15,939 --> 00:02:17,979 All you have to do is tell me everything. 54 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,840 Of course. Just like always. 55 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:25,889 You're family, Jolene. Come here. 56 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:29,009 Ooh! Too tight. 57 00:02:29,009 --> 00:02:31,870 Everything will turn out as it should. 58 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,840 Trust me. 59 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,009 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 60 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:03,900 I just encountered the most bossy woman itching for a drink... 61 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:07,780 You think I'm a monster for tying up my own mother. 62 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,920 Well, I think the lineage was immediately clear. 63 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,039 The warden and his guards are gonna be here any minute, 64 00:03:13,039 --> 00:03:15,780 and I don't know whether to turn Mama in, 65 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,860 or soak the barn in kerosene. 66 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:21,879 She keeps saying there's a demon who wants to kill Waverly 67 00:03:21,879 --> 00:03:23,969 and it's already here... 68 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:29,009 Well, she did spend 20 years in a mental institution for being... mental. 69 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:32,009 Excellent point. Thank you. 70 00:03:32,009 --> 00:03:33,849 I beg your pardon? 71 00:03:33,849 --> 00:03:35,829 Oh, I... 72 00:03:35,829 --> 00:03:38,819 baked your fave: Snickerdoodle. 73 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,030 - Mm. - Snickerdoodle. - Good, right? 74 00:03:45,829 --> 00:03:48,920 Jolene has always made the most superior grub. 75 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,920 I'm also an ace lookout. 76 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,990 Oh, you don't have to be on demon duty, Jojo. I should do it. 77 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:56,909 Oh, honey, if I let that thing hurt any of you... 78 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:59,849 No. Let me get my boots. I'm on it. 79 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:14,779 Maybe Michelle isn't lying. 80 00:04:14,779 --> 00:04:16,910 No, I don't think she's lying, I think she's nuts. 81 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:20,910 Officer Haught and I listened to the therapy-session tapes from prison last night. 82 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:22,930 I heard three voices. 83 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,790 Mom, therapist... other patient? 84 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:27,850 An obscene creature, 85 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,879 howling so violently that it drowned out all else. 86 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:32,850 The demon. The demon. 87 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:35,949 The doctor couldn't hear it. Only your mother. 88 00:04:36,899 --> 00:04:37,939 And then I. 89 00:04:39,769 --> 00:04:42,810 Why could you hear it? Did you get extra-dimensional hearing aids? 90 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,800 When Dolls shot me, 91 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,750 when you were not there... 92 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:55,779 Wynonna, I went to hell. 93 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:58,009 - Oh, my God. - The point is, 94 00:04:58,009 --> 00:05:00,959 your sister is in real danger. 95 00:05:00,959 --> 00:05:03,829 Look, I want to believe you. I do. But... 96 00:05:03,829 --> 00:05:05,949 I didn't see a demon here last night. 97 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:08,790 All I remember was you waving a gun at me. 98 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,829 You were about three months old. 99 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,029 And you were wailing your baby lungs out, in the middle of the night, 100 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:18,899 and I came in and s... 101 00:05:18,899 --> 00:05:21,029 something... 102 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,930 was floating over your crib, and I went at it 103 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:26,980 with the fireplace poker, and it left. 104 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:30,810 Sometimes dreams can be like that, right? Disorienting, when you wake up... 105 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,909 Okay, explain why a dream started appearing in every picture. 106 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:36,949 Every photo that I took of you, there was this face. 107 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,860 This horror. 108 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,759 And it was behind you and it was blurry, 109 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,930 but it was coming and it was getting closer, closer every time. 110 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,939 - Can you show me? - No, because I got scared. 111 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:51,879 And I ripped them all up, because I thought that was gonna fix it. 112 00:05:51,879 --> 00:05:54,009 Jesus Christ. Go get Wynonna out here! 113 00:05:54,009 --> 00:05:56,040 We're wasting time we don't have! 114 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,829 At kindergarten... 115 00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:09,889 At kindergarten, I... I wouldn't sit next to the story-time mirror, 116 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:14,889 because... because I kept seeing something behind me. 117 00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:17,819 Uh... God. 118 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:20,040 Teeth. That's what I remember. 119 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,009 Rows and rows and rows of angry teeth. 120 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:24,879 You saw it. 121 00:06:24,879 --> 00:06:26,779 Oh, you saw it. 122 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,970 Hey. 123 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,800 Oh. 124 00:06:32,009 --> 00:06:34,879 It's cool. I always hated this mug. 125 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:43,810 This thing hates you. 126 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:46,840 It hates you more than I thought anything could hate anyone. 127 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,889 And I am so tired. I'm so tired from fighting it. 128 00:06:50,889 --> 00:06:53,970 If something's coming... you have me now. 129 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:57,829 Wynonna. And Jolene. 130 00:06:57,829 --> 00:06:59,750 Who the hell's Jolene? 131 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,959 Christ on a cracker. 132 00:07:04,889 --> 00:07:06,899 Pie? It's fresh out of my oven. 133 00:07:06,899 --> 00:07:09,970 - Morning, miss. You a neighbour? - Sure. 134 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:11,939 I'm chasin' down an escaped felon. 135 00:07:11,939 --> 00:07:14,019 Oh, I know all about your chasing. 136 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,850 I know how many drugs you gave the to the girls on your wing 137 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,879 so you didn't have to chase them too fast. 138 00:07:23,879 --> 00:07:27,019 I know which ones you were chasing right into your own private office. 139 00:07:27,019 --> 00:07:29,829 - I'm not sure I understand. - Thing is, 140 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,930 it's fine with me. Sometimes it even made me laugh. 141 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,759 You know, the stupid smallness of it all, of you. 142 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:37,870 - Are you with the Earps? - Yes. Finally. 143 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:40,790 And sweet little Waverly's as good as mine. 144 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:43,790 It's my party and I'm not gonna let you poop on it. 145 00:07:45,829 --> 00:07:48,850 You should've tried the pie. It might've dulled the pain. 146 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:51,920 Oh, well. You're gonna be so useful. 147 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,649 This'll be warmer. 148 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:06,730 John Henry Holliday, ma'am. 149 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:08,790 I'm, uh... 150 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:11,629 You're an undead relic from the Old West. 151 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,610 Sure. Why not? 152 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,699 He's Wynonna's... uh... 153 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,600 "Uh..." mean boyfriend? 154 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,569 - Oh, boy. - I don't like to presume. 155 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,519 Like, a century-plus. Oh, but Waverly's shtupping a cop. 156 00:08:25,519 --> 00:08:26,629 Her name's Nicole. 157 00:08:29,529 --> 00:08:33,590 Whoa. I'd love to talk... about her later. If we live. 158 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:38,509 You're gonna love her. Almost as much as we love you, Mama Earp. 159 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,600 Hey, what's all over your apron? 160 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,529 Oh, it's chocolate. Bit of a cream-puff disaster. 161 00:08:43,529 --> 00:08:46,679 Don't you... remember me, Michelle? 162 00:08:47,759 --> 00:08:51,509 - You... you smell familiar. - Mm. 163 00:08:51,669 --> 00:08:52,659 Mama! 164 00:08:53,629 --> 00:08:56,779 This is Jolene. My friend since... forever? 165 00:08:56,779 --> 00:08:59,629 Oh, Mama hasn't been here since forever. 166 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:01,509 No, she abandoned, uh... No, wait. I... I didn't. 167 00:09:03,539 --> 00:09:06,759 She left... three young girls alone with their alcoholic father. 168 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:09,629 Oh, no, no, that was because of the demon. Mm. 169 00:09:09,629 --> 00:09:10,759 Mm-hmm. 170 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,789 Jolene, we don't have time to talk about this right now. 171 00:09:13,789 --> 00:09:17,659 It's coming. It's strong. And all it wants is Waverly. 172 00:09:17,659 --> 00:09:20,639 Oh, well, the road is pretty clear. 173 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,669 I think the danger has passed. 174 00:09:22,669 --> 00:09:25,620 The Gibson greenhouse, the family farm it's where Waverly was born. 175 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:29,610 I'm gonna summon it. I'll bind it to me. Again. 176 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,620 I'll see you out at the Gibson place. 177 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,620 Oh, I have so much baking to do, 178 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,549 I'm not going, and you shouldn't go either. 179 00:09:47,549 --> 00:09:50,639 Well... if the Earps need my pistol, I'll be there. 180 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:54,549 This family reunion is... really charged. 181 00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:57,519 I'll keep my counsel. 182 00:09:57,519 --> 00:09:59,740 Wynonna can't waste her energy feeling badly for you 183 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:04,500 because of the thing about you going to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks. 184 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,649 She told you about that? 185 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,649 Yeah, well, I do not require anyone's pity, least of all Wynonna Earp's. 186 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:12,529 She's too nice to say any of this, 187 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,789 but Nona's got a whack-jack mama and a bad-ass demon on her plate. 188 00:10:14,789 --> 00:10:18,629 I mean, does she really need a mortal bartender with half a lung 189 00:10:18,629 --> 00:10:21,500 and a probable mood disorder dragging her down? 190 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,710 Well, that is somewhat reductive. 191 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,690 I just wonder how useful you are, you know. 192 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:29,649 I mean, what have you brought to the table lately? 193 00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,730 I don't mean any offence by this. 194 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,750 But have I ever lied to you? 195 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:38,639 - No, I don't recall that you have. - No. 196 00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:45,700 Men are so much easier. 197 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,570 I just wish I was there 198 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:51,570 to keep that darn Waverly from doing something stupid. 199 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,740 Well... we can't perform miracles, 200 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,620 but I... do my best. 201 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,710 Yeah, you could have a really sweet grow-op in here. 202 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:07,710 Okay, good... There's a door here and... those doors there. 203 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,750 And there's a skylight, this one. 204 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,740 It could be an entry point. 205 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,669 - Mama, can we talk? - Sorry. Ain't that what we've been doin'? 206 00:11:14,669 --> 00:11:16,590 About my real dad. 207 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,750 His... his name was Julian. 208 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,529 Who was he? 209 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,590 He was someone better. 210 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,500 I ran here every time I could escape. 211 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:42,590 And somehow he knew how to follow. 212 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,539 Where is he? 213 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:49,740 Where did he go? 214 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:55,600 Later. None of it's gonna matter if we can't save his daughter. 215 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,600 Licence and registration? 216 00:12:30,539 --> 00:12:32,629 And a permit for your cherry light? 217 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:35,600 Nikki! I was trying to get these to you while they were still warm. 218 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,539 - Lemon scones? - No poppy seeds. 219 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:41,620 I know you hate them. Days of flossing, am I right? 220 00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:47,740 You... 221 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:50,740 you know all of my weaknesses, Jolene. 222 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:55,500 After you, I'm gonna drop off some fortifying treats to the Earp ladies. 223 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,529 - Mm. The homestead? - Oh, no, no. 224 00:12:57,529 --> 00:12:59,659 They're off on some typically nutty mission - 225 00:12:59,659 --> 00:13:01,720 Wavy, Nona, and their fugitive mamacita. 226 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,500 Oh, am I just dropping all of this on you? 227 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,549 I thought Waves would've at least texted. 228 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:10,779 It's, uh, not something they always think of. 229 00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:13,509 Including you in their plans? 230 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,629 Speaking of plans, I do have to get going. 231 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,669 I need your girlfriend to finish all of this. 232 00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:20,720 I would do it myself, but, of course, 233 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,620 I can't physically harm her and... 234 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,570 What? 235 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,639 Oh, don't worry, doesn't mean we can't have some fun first. 236 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,610 That's it, eat up. Mm. 237 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,789 Oh! There's a little crumb there. 238 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,649 Mm. Ah... Jolene? 239 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,620 - Mm-hmm. - You're free to go. 240 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,750 You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I said "hey". 241 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,730 Wait, did I just say...? 242 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,500 Oh, that's right. "Bitches" is dead-on. 243 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,529 You just missed one. 244 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:02,639 If you stand here, you can cover me. 245 00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:06,659 Wait. Where's Mama? 246 00:14:06,659 --> 00:14:09,570 On top of everything else, we need to be an adult daycare centre?! 247 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:12,659 I'm outside! We've gotta get the sonofabitch here! 248 00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:15,580 Ah!! 249 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:19,509 Ah!! Wah-ah!! 250 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,759 First in barrel racing, but the second act was roping. 251 00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:25,509 - Argh! - Back off, demon. 252 00:14:25,509 --> 00:14:28,529 - I thought you cut off his head. - It grew back, ugly revenant stylez. 253 00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:31,570 But this time, I brought the deal-breaker. 254 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,529 Make your peace. 255 00:14:33,529 --> 00:14:36,570 Through mime, if necessary. 256 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:43,610 Oh, my God. We did it. We did... we did it. 257 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,769 We did it! Oh! 258 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:50,759 He'll never hurt us again, Mama. 259 00:14:52,679 --> 00:14:54,659 Oh. Oh, my God. 260 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,769 He's gone. 261 00:14:57,769 --> 00:15:02,669 Christ, I almost didn't think I was gonna get here without me being dead. 262 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,529 Waverly... 263 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:07,769 Waverly... 264 00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:17,549 Jolene. 265 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,620 What are you doing here? 266 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,519 Your mother set a trap for me. 267 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,789 You can't make this easy, can you? 268 00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:38,730 You selfish, greedy tumour. 269 00:15:39,529 --> 00:15:42,549 You have taken everything from me. 270 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,789 But you are gonna pay it back! 271 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:48,789 You'll have to do it yourself, but we can make that happen. 272 00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:54,740 Oh! 273 00:15:58,629 --> 00:15:59,769 Wynonna! 274 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,639 Mama! 275 00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,590 Jolene? 276 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,740 Oh, Jolene! 277 00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:06,639 Oh, God. Are you okay?! 278 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:09,690 - I... I just came to bring a picnic. - Oh! 279 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:11,690 She grabbed me. 280 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,759 Don't be mad at her. She's confused, 281 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:16,549 and we're all under so much stress. 282 00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:18,679 Waverly, what the hell is wrong with you? 283 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:21,740 I... 284 00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:26,455 - To whisky! - Whoo! 285 00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:29,495 Mm! Ah... 286 00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,424 God, I've missed her. 287 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,565 Oh! Oh, and to Jolene! 288 00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:36,504 - Oh, that sexy bitch. - Madam. 289 00:16:36,504 --> 00:16:38,504 You gonna charge for those cookies? 290 00:16:38,504 --> 00:16:40,455 It's a tasty way to make friends. 291 00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:41,565 Yeah, so's showing your cleavage, 292 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,434 and you don't have to do the dishes after. 293 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,394 - Hey-oh! - Hey. Ho-ho. 294 00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:50,455 - Hi. - Oh. 295 00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:52,565 "Hi." Don't be like that. 296 00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:54,565 What? I'm not being like anything. 297 00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:57,634 Well, then take a shot and don't forget the cardinal rule. 298 00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:59,565 Don't drink wine after whiskey? 299 00:16:59,565 --> 00:17:01,634 Nope. The cardinal cardinal rule. 300 00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:05,394 Don't attack members of your own team, dorkus. 301 00:17:05,634 --> 00:17:06,634 Duh. 302 00:17:10,505 --> 00:17:13,515 You sure they want me to come? They still seem so mad. 303 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,644 Oh, they'll be fine, sugar-cube. 304 00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:18,404 Will you? 305 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,515 Look, I am so sorry, Jolene. 306 00:17:20,515 --> 00:17:23,644 I mean, I... I saw something... I don't know... 307 00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:26,664 Look, we all know that you're a little trigger-happy. 308 00:17:26,664 --> 00:17:28,575 Nicole calls it impulsive. 309 00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:30,515 - She said that? - Mm-hmm. 310 00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,474 She's meeting us at Shorty's. 311 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:35,575 What? You called her?! 312 00:17:35,575 --> 00:17:39,375 She's my best friend, Waverly. 313 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,555 Cupcake for the road? 314 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,414 Thanks. 315 00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:54,484 Oh, Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to have made herself right at home. 316 00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:56,414 Maybe I should get my fortune told, 317 00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:58,525 'cause my future feels wide open! 318 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:02,585 No! Look, all our cash is earmarked for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund. 319 00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:05,575 - Three more, barkeep. - Comin' right up. - Yes, please. 320 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,605 Nice. 321 00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,484 Something I don't understand. 322 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,634 How can a revenant be inside my head all this time, 323 00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:18,575 but physically in the prison? It doesn't add up. 324 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,565 Would you like a Nanaimo bar? 325 00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:23,454 Need max room for max beer. 326 00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:24,664 - Mm. - Or whisky. 327 00:18:26,595 --> 00:18:28,644 Some revenants have different powers. 328 00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:31,444 Though that's a new one. A big one. 329 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,464 Yeah, it doesn't feel right. At all. 330 00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:35,585 - No. - You know what else doesn't feel right? 331 00:18:35,585 --> 00:18:39,605 Just Kate thinking she can set up shop in our bar just because she's Doc's wife. 332 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,444 - What? - Oh, yeah. 333 00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:42,644 She's his old lady from the Old West. 334 00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:45,545 Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff. 335 00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:49,515 Whoa. 336 00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:56,565 - I'll go talk to her. - Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her. 337 00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:13,654 - Who is that? - You are still coherent. 338 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,384 An act of will, Doc. 339 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:20,565 Xavier Dolls... is dead. 340 00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:22,434 Interesting. 341 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,394 Were you friends at the end? 342 00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:28,565 I'd like to think so. 343 00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:32,434 That ain't why you came here, to ply me with... 344 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,384 banana liqueur? 345 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,494 Well, feel free to send it back up if you are declining. 346 00:19:40,494 --> 00:19:44,494 I'll just plug my nose and pretend I'm in Tahiti. 347 00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:46,565 Oh, hello. 348 00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:48,555 What do you want from me, Doc? 349 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,434 Tears? Shock? 350 00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,454 I'm looking for an angle... 351 00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:55,404 I can use on Bulshar. 352 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,595 You know better than to make deals with devils. 353 00:19:57,595 --> 00:20:00,505 A lesson we have both been slow to learn. 354 00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,444 I... want to negotiate! 355 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:06,404 I... want a visitor. 356 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:07,625 Waverly Earp. 357 00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,545 I will do my level best. 358 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,595 Bulshar wants his ring. 359 00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:18,474 It was on his hand when it got cut off by his spider wife, the widow. 360 00:20:18,474 --> 00:20:19,654 What does it do? 361 00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:22,444 It makes his finger look really pretty. 362 00:20:22,444 --> 00:20:26,384 Well, I have not seen it since we ended her. 363 00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:28,454 Your little team of heroes. 364 00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:30,535 One of them must've jacked it. 365 00:20:31,484 --> 00:20:33,525 And they haven't told you they have it yet. 366 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,555 Enjoy the belly-wash. 367 00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:39,515 Sorry you'll have to stand in your own piss afterwards. 368 00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:45,384 Send me Waverly! You owe me, Doc! 369 00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,434 Send me Waverly! 370 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:48,634 Obviously, I assumed 371 00:20:48,634 --> 00:20:51,515 she was mega-dead by now, nothing but a body. 372 00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:52,575 But what a body. 373 00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:56,414 That's Big Nose Kate?! Her nose is perfect. 374 00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:58,555 Well, in better news, she has to go around 375 00:20:58,555 --> 00:21:01,414 with that nickname now for the rest of eternity. 376 00:21:01,414 --> 00:21:04,644 You are Wynonna Earp. Now get your butt out here and I will do repairs. 377 00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:07,384 What repairs? 378 00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,565 I don't need repairs. Oh, honey. 379 00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:15,394 - Oh, good call. - Mm-hmm. 380 00:21:20,535 --> 00:21:22,644 Hey. Are you okay? 381 00:21:22,644 --> 00:21:26,535 See, Waverly gets it. She's the one that told me that Kate was his wife. 382 00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:28,585 You knew?! 383 00:21:28,585 --> 00:21:31,644 Well... it was Doc's right to tell... 384 00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:34,605 I didn't think I should. Be loyal? Yeah. 385 00:21:36,525 --> 00:21:40,424 Look, Wynonna, Kate came for him, not vice versa. 386 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,595 Now, you shove those legendary Earp ta-tas up and you go and you tantalize that man. 387 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,625 I don't think that's a good idea. 388 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:51,394 So you can't not be on Wynonna's side and then tell her how to behave. 389 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,424 Well... since when do we have sides? 390 00:21:53,424 --> 00:21:56,555 I dunno, but you sure as hell don't seem to be on mine, half-sister. 391 00:22:04,484 --> 00:22:06,535 Why did I just say that? That was awful. 392 00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,404 Oh, I don't think so, hon. 393 00:22:08,404 --> 00:22:10,595 I think that's exactly what she needed to hear. 394 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,474 I should have some staff here somewhere. 395 00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:28,494 Mm. 396 00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:33,394 Y'know, I thought I liked you, Johnny Hank. 397 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,644 Classic cowboy... 398 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,555 bar full of bottles that turns my crank. 399 00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:39,625 Here. 400 00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:43,555 But... 401 00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:46,575 Oh, what is this? 402 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:50,654 I call it... the Don't Have A Stealth Wife 403 00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:53,555 While You're Doin' My Daughter You Enormous Prick! 404 00:23:04,575 --> 00:23:07,375 Oh, it is a pitiful evening indeed. 405 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,615 I cannot even catch the eye of Jolene, 406 00:23:09,615 --> 00:23:11,625 the prettiest girl in Purgatory. 407 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,535 I don't like you at all. 408 00:23:17,535 --> 00:23:19,484 I didn't even mean that. 409 00:23:28,384 --> 00:23:30,384 Nicky. Hey. You made it. 410 00:23:30,384 --> 00:23:33,394 Can I get you a drink? Oh, yes, please. 411 00:23:34,505 --> 00:23:38,414 No, I-I won't go see him. We can't open that door. Can we? 412 00:23:38,414 --> 00:23:42,454 - Well, he did say it was to your own advantage. - Excuse me? 413 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:46,484 I know you two aren't talking about Bobo Del Rey without me, right? 414 00:23:46,484 --> 00:23:49,654 Oh, I'm just... trying to find a way to, uh, contribute. - Doc. 415 00:23:49,654 --> 00:23:53,424 'Cause I feel like you've been contributing all over the place! 416 00:23:53,424 --> 00:23:57,444 Wynonna... - It seems you are incapable of keeping a confidence. 417 00:23:57,444 --> 00:23:58,555 - You're married! - Guys... 418 00:23:58,555 --> 00:23:59,654 - Shut up, Waverly! - Shut up!! 419 00:24:01,464 --> 00:24:04,525 Pardon the interruption, but I heard someone wished to cross my palm? 420 00:24:04,525 --> 00:24:07,664 Ha-ha. Is that what they're calling it these days? 421 00:24:07,664 --> 00:24:10,494 Didn't think your palm was necessarily involved. 422 00:24:10,494 --> 00:24:13,525 - Maybe this isn't the best time. - Hey, Waverly... 423 00:24:13,525 --> 00:24:15,505 maybe mow your own lawn. 424 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,525 Oh, oh. 425 00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:23,644 Well, it's all in the smile and wave. 426 00:24:23,644 --> 00:24:25,605 Oh, it's quite a smile. 427 00:24:25,605 --> 00:24:27,644 Here, let me grab that for you. 428 00:24:27,644 --> 00:24:30,454 What are you doing? 429 00:24:30,454 --> 00:24:32,535 Uh, I just, uh, got here. 430 00:24:32,535 --> 00:24:34,625 - We're having a brilliant time. - Ah!! 431 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:37,484 Whoa! Okay, Waverly. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 432 00:24:37,484 --> 00:24:39,545 - Hey! - No, just give me a second! 433 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,414 Okay. She's just pouring me a beer! 434 00:24:43,384 --> 00:24:45,444 Okay, whoa, guys. Just take it easy, alright? 435 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:48,394 - Let's not move, copper. - Get off of her! 436 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,545 Yeah! Alright! 437 00:24:52,545 --> 00:24:55,545 - Nice, Mama. - Wah! Oh! 438 00:24:55,545 --> 00:24:57,644 This one goes out to chaos. 439 00:25:06,384 --> 00:25:08,414 Whoo!! 440 00:25:08,414 --> 00:25:10,484 - Mama, get down! - Hey, get off! 441 00:25:10,484 --> 00:25:12,454 - Come on down. - Hey! 442 00:25:12,454 --> 00:25:15,505 Whoo! First call for free alcohol! 443 00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:17,535 Oh, yeah! 444 00:25:17,535 --> 00:25:20,654 Whoa!! 445 00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:23,454 Mama! 446 00:25:23,454 --> 00:25:25,555 You're back for one day and then you got... 447 00:25:27,654 --> 00:25:30,434 - You're cut off! - You're my kid! You don't turn off my taps! 448 00:25:30,434 --> 00:25:33,595 - Don't tell her what to do! - Hey! I can fight my own battles! 449 00:25:33,595 --> 00:25:36,525 Yeah? When are you... gonna start, huh? 450 00:25:36,525 --> 00:25:38,525 Ah! 451 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,525 Goddammit, Wynonna, can't you be sober for once?! 452 00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:47,595 Yeah? Can you be a not-stuck-up... suck-up?! 453 00:25:50,525 --> 00:25:53,464 I pursued that man over continents and centuries and I do not give up! 454 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,414 Blah, bitch. Have you met me? 455 00:25:55,414 --> 00:25:57,394 Excuse me. 456 00:25:57,394 --> 00:26:00,394 Whoa! 457 00:26:04,744 --> 00:26:06,865 Ok, move! In you go... 458 00:26:09,865 --> 00:26:12,694 Just try not to hit each other, okay? Or do. 459 00:26:12,694 --> 00:26:13,845 You punched everybody else in town. 460 00:26:13,845 --> 00:26:16,664 I got the mutton-chop dude and I got the... 461 00:26:16,664 --> 00:26:17,865 I got that vampire whore... 462 00:26:17,865 --> 00:26:21,775 And I got the ginger cop. I'm sorry. And Doc... 463 00:26:21,775 --> 00:26:24,684 - And Doc. - Jinx! You owe me a beer! 464 00:26:26,914 --> 00:26:29,734 You know, Jolene sent you guys some baking, 465 00:26:29,734 --> 00:26:33,644 but I'm just gonna give it to the staff for having to deal with the two of you! 466 00:26:33,644 --> 00:26:34,795 Boo...! 467 00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,654 It was lovely to meet you, Officer. 468 00:26:37,654 --> 00:26:39,805 - Was it? - Meh. 469 00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:42,845 - If they give you any trouble... - They're Earps. 470 00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:45,744 - Yeah. Call me first. Right? - Mm. 471 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,674 Ahem. 472 00:26:52,664 --> 00:26:53,694 Hi. 473 00:26:54,694 --> 00:26:56,855 - Okay. - Oh, I-I... 474 00:26:57,785 --> 00:26:59,694 just came to bail them out. 475 00:26:59,694 --> 00:27:02,835 Well, no bail for drunks. They stay until they're not. 476 00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:05,625 Oh, well, then see you next week. 477 00:27:06,664 --> 00:27:10,795 Even though Wynonna did assault an officer, I'm not gonna press charges. 478 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,855 But Michelle? We've gotta turn her in to the feds. 479 00:27:13,855 --> 00:27:16,644 - What? Nicole! No. - Harbouring a fugitive at your home, 480 00:27:16,644 --> 00:27:19,755 one who tried to kill you as a child?! What were you thinking?! 481 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:21,664 - She's my mother! - And I'm a cop! 482 00:27:21,664 --> 00:27:23,805 You didn't think to talk to me about it first?! 483 00:27:25,904 --> 00:27:29,785 Uh, I was... I was going to. 484 00:27:29,785 --> 00:27:32,775 Hmm. But you didn't. I had to hear it from Jolene. 485 00:27:32,775 --> 00:27:34,734 Were you not even thinking about me at all? 486 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:37,654 Am I always the last person you consider?! 487 00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:38,785 No. I... 488 00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:42,634 I'm so sorry. I... 489 00:27:46,914 --> 00:27:49,734 Can I call you later? Yeah, or don't. 490 00:27:52,825 --> 00:27:55,734 Like a queen surveying her kingdom. 491 00:27:57,765 --> 00:28:01,664 - Sorry? - No, I don't believe you are. 492 00:28:01,664 --> 00:28:03,795 I'm bored. Want a freebie? 493 00:28:03,795 --> 00:28:06,755 Oh, no, thanks. I'm not interested. 494 00:28:08,914 --> 00:28:12,714 Five of Wands. This is a warning. 495 00:28:12,714 --> 00:28:14,644 You have an outstanding bill. 496 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,625 I'm all paid up. Just ask your hubby. 497 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,734 You owe fealty. And if you were my friend, 498 00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:23,865 I'd tell you to pay that debt, for he knows what you've done. He is coming. 499 00:28:23,865 --> 00:28:25,775 You know, the thing with vampires is, 500 00:28:25,775 --> 00:28:27,855 you all think you're the life of the party, 501 00:28:27,855 --> 00:28:32,644 but actually you're all a bunch of high-maintenance, whiny-ass, 502 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,775 dirt-stinking blood-sucking buzz-kills. 503 00:28:34,775 --> 00:28:37,714 Oh, and your lipstick's always kind of janky 504 00:28:37,714 --> 00:28:39,825 'cause of your weird oral fixation. 505 00:28:45,664 --> 00:28:46,884 Jolene. 506 00:28:49,884 --> 00:28:52,654 Waverly? Waverly. 507 00:28:52,884 --> 00:28:54,845 Hey. 508 00:28:54,845 --> 00:28:56,825 Karaoke night! 509 00:28:56,825 --> 00:28:58,884 Is your bar totally busted? 510 00:28:58,884 --> 00:29:00,805 Oh, no thanks to you. 511 00:29:02,634 --> 00:29:06,654 You know anything about a ring? A ring that may have been Bulshar's? 512 00:29:06,825 --> 00:29:08,755 Uh, Nicole does. 513 00:29:10,634 --> 00:29:11,884 Alright, I will bite. 514 00:29:13,634 --> 00:29:15,734 Why, pray tell, are you crying? 515 00:29:15,734 --> 00:29:16,904 Again. 516 00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:20,904 Because everything? I... 517 00:29:20,904 --> 00:29:24,825 I think Nicole just dumped me and I don't guess what? I don't even blame her. 518 00:29:24,825 --> 00:29:26,805 I... I yelled at Wynonna. 519 00:29:26,805 --> 00:29:30,724 Mama's going back to jail and I feel like it's all my fault. 520 00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:34,674 She said the demon came when I was born. 521 00:29:34,674 --> 00:29:35,865 When you were born. 522 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:37,845 Wait. 523 00:29:39,765 --> 00:29:42,865 Are you saying... The demon. 524 00:29:43,795 --> 00:29:45,694 Is it me? 525 00:29:55,634 --> 00:29:57,684 You know, it would make sense. 526 00:29:57,684 --> 00:30:00,904 You're not the same as the rest of 'em. Bobo said you were his kin. 527 00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:05,625 Plus - oof - you got a real vicious streak. 528 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,734 Just ask Jolene. 529 00:30:09,845 --> 00:30:11,714 Hello, beautiful. 530 00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:13,714 I'm just waiting for Waverly. 531 00:30:13,714 --> 00:30:17,805 We got into this huge fight. I don't even know why I said half the things that I said. 532 00:30:17,805 --> 00:30:19,755 I see you. 533 00:30:19,755 --> 00:30:22,674 You spend your life rescuing others. 534 00:30:23,714 --> 00:30:25,644 What about you? 535 00:30:25,644 --> 00:30:26,815 Oh, what are you doing? 536 00:30:27,654 --> 00:30:28,904 Whatever I want. 537 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,755 Are you... even gay? 538 00:30:34,755 --> 00:30:36,865 I'm whatever you want me to be. 539 00:30:37,724 --> 00:30:39,704 And everything that she's not. 540 00:30:39,884 --> 00:30:41,714 I love Waverly. 541 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,894 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. I love her. 542 00:30:43,894 --> 00:30:47,904 And you, I don't even... I don't even think I like you. 543 00:30:49,664 --> 00:30:51,785 Cagnia mortuus! 544 00:30:54,674 --> 00:30:57,755 Impossible. I threw this away into the woods. 545 00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,875 Ah!! Oh! 546 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:02,875 What is that? 547 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,775 It's Bulshar's ring. 548 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:06,684 He is risen. 549 00:31:14,894 --> 00:31:19,704 - Ma, are you awake? - Oh, my, God, I wish I wasn't. 550 00:31:19,704 --> 00:31:21,734 I'm sorry... 551 00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:24,694 about the mean stuff I said before. 552 00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:27,904 For thinking you were an asshole... 553 00:31:27,904 --> 00:31:32,644 the whole time you were... sacrificing everything for us. 554 00:31:32,815 --> 00:31:35,674 Well, I'll tell you what I did. I was a mom. 555 00:31:35,674 --> 00:31:36,865 And you'd have done the same thing. 556 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,765 I did. 557 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:40,654 My little girl. 558 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,744 Alice Michelle. 559 00:31:43,744 --> 00:31:45,825 Alice Michelle? 560 00:31:46,634 --> 00:31:49,634 I sent her away until this curse is gone. 561 00:31:49,634 --> 00:31:51,664 Sounds like you made the right choice. 562 00:31:51,815 --> 00:31:54,835 - Feels like... shitty shit. - Hey, she's lucky. 563 00:31:57,634 --> 00:32:00,714 Can you imagine... You and me... 564 00:32:00,714 --> 00:32:02,684 Toasted on schnapps 565 00:32:02,684 --> 00:32:04,795 at the back of the school nativity play, 566 00:32:04,795 --> 00:32:06,714 going: "Whoo-hoo!! 567 00:32:06,714 --> 00:32:10,714 Hey, you're one hot Virgin Mary, Earp!" 568 00:32:13,825 --> 00:32:15,664 I just... 569 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:18,664 still can't figure out... 570 00:32:19,724 --> 00:32:21,845 why a demon died like a revenant. 571 00:32:21,845 --> 00:32:22,815 Hmm. 572 00:32:25,674 --> 00:32:28,734 My head feels different. It feels wrong. 573 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:33,785 Oh, how does Jolene know that I love Nanaimo bars? 574 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,875 Maybe it's just the whisky passing through? 575 00:32:38,894 --> 00:32:42,724 No, I feel it. I think the demon's still out there. 576 00:32:45,654 --> 00:32:47,704 So's my baby sister. 577 00:33:01,664 --> 00:33:06,294 Ah, if it isn't the demon... Waverly. 578 00:33:11,029 --> 00:33:14,279 Hey 911! 911! Randy! Get your khaki ass in here! 579 00:33:14,279 --> 00:33:18,019 I saw your name on the board, Michelle Gibson, and I did not believe it. 580 00:33:18,019 --> 00:33:22,150 You don't recognize these dulcet tones? Hi, Randy. Now let me the hell out. 581 00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:25,140 You know, on top of you two being in here for public intoxication, 582 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,210 there's a state warrant out for your arrest. 583 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:31,150 Yes, there's also a bastard demon out there trying to kill Waverly right now! 584 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:33,160 Michelle, let's not go back to the crazy talk 585 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,130 like that night you burned down the barn. 586 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:37,250 - Nedley! She's telling the truth. - So let me out. Now. 587 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:40,130 - There's only Jolene to look after her. - Who's Jolene? 588 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:44,250 - Jolene. You know. We grew up with her. - Last name? Which family? 589 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,230 - I dunno. - Did they live in town? 590 00:33:47,230 --> 00:33:50,240 Which concession? You got a phone number? Everybody's got a phone number. 591 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,220 Demons don't. 592 00:33:53,049 --> 00:33:56,099 Also, do you know who brought in the baking? I could use some breakfast. 593 00:33:56,099 --> 00:33:58,130 Put down that tart, Randy!! 594 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,099 You're not good. 595 00:34:03,059 --> 00:34:05,000 If you were good... 596 00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:09,230 you wouldn't have lost... everything. 597 00:34:13,289 --> 00:34:17,079 Are you going to do something right... 598 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,210 for once?! 599 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:24,030 My mom would never say this, but she did all this to... 600 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:29,139 to protect me from... from the dark thing. 601 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:35,230 You... are the dark thing. 602 00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:40,179 The real baby was special, 603 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,210 but you're not her. 604 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:45,170 You're a changeling, 605 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:49,030 the evil that she left behind 606 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:53,110 that night in the burning barn. 607 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:55,079 My father was a demon. 608 00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:57,119 You know he is. 609 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:02,159 You can't cheerlead your way out of this one. 610 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:11,219 It's too much. 611 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,280 Then do it! 612 00:35:16,139 --> 00:35:17,280 End it! 613 00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:21,269 It's the only thing that will make it better! 614 00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:30,260 Do it. 615 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,119 Waverly!! 616 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:35,199 Officer Haught! Are you in here?! 617 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,130 Waverly! 618 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,070 Waverly! 619 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:43,210 - What about her? - Jolene's the demon. 620 00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:47,019 I was born at the exact same time as you. 621 00:35:48,090 --> 00:35:49,130 Twins? 622 00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:51,260 In a sick sense. 623 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:53,289 The universe craves balance. 624 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,179 And you came and arrived out of the light, 625 00:35:58,179 --> 00:36:00,099 and I... 626 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:02,289 I crawled out of the muck. 627 00:36:03,159 --> 00:36:06,050 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 628 00:36:06,050 --> 00:36:09,070 Everything good was given to you. 629 00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:14,239 Freedom, flaxen hair, family. 630 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,139 And what did I get? 631 00:36:18,139 --> 00:36:20,099 I got shunned, 632 00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:23,030 starved... reviled! 633 00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:24,230 Oh... 634 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:26,170 But we're equals now. 635 00:36:27,159 --> 00:36:30,280 Because nobody loves you either. 636 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:36,280 Why don't you do it? 637 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,119 Haven't you been listening?! We're linked, you idiot!!! 638 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:47,079 Do it, you useless piece of skin. 639 00:36:49,059 --> 00:36:50,190 Wynonna! 640 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,130 Wynonna loves me. 641 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,050 - No. - Yes. Yes. Always. 642 00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,170 And... and despite what happened tonight, 643 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:02,039 I know... I know that Nicole does too. 644 00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:05,070 And... and... and Doc and... 645 00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:06,250 Jeremy and... 646 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:08,170 oh, Mama. 647 00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:10,269 - You're lying to yourself. - No. 648 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:13,119 You don't bring them a single thing! 649 00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:14,280 I'm here. 650 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,139 I'm here and I stay... 651 00:37:18,179 --> 00:37:21,079 And I love them back and... 652 00:37:22,110 --> 00:37:25,030 And I... I never, never, 653 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:27,260 never give up on them. 654 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,019 Ah! 655 00:37:34,179 --> 00:37:36,099 It's my birthright. 656 00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:38,239 Ah! Ah! 657 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,219 Well, this is mine! 658 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,170 I can still fix this. 659 00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:48,110 This is for Nicole. 660 00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:52,239 And this is for making me feel worthless! Ah! 661 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:57,030 - You can't kill me without killing yourself! - But she can. 662 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,159 Oh! 663 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:04,269 I'm your friend. 664 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,000 You love me. 665 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,039 - I love her more. - Oh. 666 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:20,159 Goddamn Earps. 667 00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:27,159 Hey. Hey, hey. 668 00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:30,210 Don't let the bitch get away. 669 00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:39,019 You slag! 670 00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:41,050 What are you doing? 671 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:44,210 Something I dreamed about every time you kept me awake in my cell, 672 00:38:44,210 --> 00:38:47,119 whispering what you were gonna do to my daughter! 673 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,170 What is that? 674 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:55,050 - It's him. - No. 675 00:38:56,099 --> 00:39:01,130 That was fealty. I swear... the girl was for you. 676 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,000 Ah! Ah! Ah! 677 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,230 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 678 00:39:08,230 --> 00:39:10,050 Ah...! 679 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,119 Bulshar! 680 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,130 Oh! 681 00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:29,050 Come on, girls. 682 00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:31,059 Oh, let's go home. 683 00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:36,750 Even though your were in the thrall if a powerful super evil demon and her unearthly baked goods, you said. 684 00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:38,860 I said... 685 00:39:38,860 --> 00:39:43,800 that you are the only luscious, funny... 686 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,750 - Yeah. - Yeah. 687 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,800 Hot-as-hell baby that I need. 688 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,860 Then she got super pissed and threw me into the dresser, 689 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,980 and... that's when the ring fell. 690 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:55,000 - Then it burned her? - Yeah. 691 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,760 And then she got even more pissed and tossed me into the closet. 692 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,909 Ironically. 693 00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:03,909 - Ugh. - Hey, hey, she's gone now. 694 00:40:03,909 --> 00:40:05,889 That's what's important, right? 695 00:40:06,809 --> 00:40:09,960 Right. But the ring coming back to you, that's... 696 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,010 - Yeah, kind of a creepy boomerang vibe. - Yeah... 697 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:16,000 But it kept you safe from her. 698 00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:21,960 I'm sorry. Sometimes things are... are so completely nuts, 699 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,869 and you, you... 700 00:40:23,869 --> 00:40:27,829 well, you seem okay and sane and safe. 701 00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:30,880 So I forget to give you the completely-nuts update. 702 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,019 Yeah, you know what? How about you just, uh, update me later, 'kay? 703 00:40:41,949 --> 00:40:43,920 Bulshar! 704 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,750 I wish to speak to you. 705 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,750 I am done with pity. 706 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,789 I am not play acting the hero. 707 00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:54,949 I have come with something you desire. 708 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:01,030 Something I will never relinquish. 709 00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:04,809 And I will never stop fighting for them. 710 00:41:04,809 --> 00:41:07,909 Whatever it takes, I will do. 711 00:41:09,889 --> 00:41:11,800 Even this. 712 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,000 I am Doc Holliday. 713 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,829 I do not fear the void. 714 00:41:19,829 --> 00:41:22,800 I spit into the void! 715 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,929 So it seems, Bulshar, 716 00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:26,969 we do have an accord. 717 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:30,010 I may be going to hell... 718 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:33,960 but I will drag you with me. 719 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,920 Ding-dong. Anyone home? 720 00:41:57,969 --> 00:42:02,019 Something tells me I'm not getting more banana liqueur, am I? 721 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:05,039 Of course, any visit from a sweet Earp is... 722 00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:07,960 I came to tell you she ain't coming and she never will. 723 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,889 Oh... - I'm working real hard on keeping my family safe. 724 00:42:10,889 --> 00:42:13,760 And you know what? Part of keeping them safe... 725 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,849 means keeping them the hell away from you. 726 00:42:15,849 --> 00:42:17,780 Wynonna! 727 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,980 I bear news of great joy. 728 00:42:20,909 --> 00:42:22,949 Your sister is blessed. 729 00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:25,929 Her real father, 730 00:42:25,929 --> 00:42:28,900 a fella named... Julian. 731 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,960 - What about him? - He was an angel. 732 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,840 An honest-to-God, heavens-above angel. 54475

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