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I reopened the Jesse Ray Beaumont case
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because my instincts told me
it was Lavinia
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who killed her brother Chet, and
my instincts are never wrong.
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Except when I thought Lavinia
didn't kill her husband.
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Murder. I got away with murder again.
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And very recently when I thought
she killed her brother Chet.
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Here is my passport,
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proving that I left for Spain
the day before Chet died.
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And that summer at camp
I wore a mesh tank top.
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Now that I'm defending Jesse Ray,
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I need to do everything I can
to serve my client.
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Which is why I posted his bail
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and agreed to let him live with me.
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My instincts tell me
he did not kill Chet.
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They also tell me that I should
get the hell out of here
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before he wakes up.
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Unh! What the [BLEEP]
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Prison 101.
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If someone whispers,
you get naked and tackle them.
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What do we know?
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It wasn't Lavinia and...
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I have a splitting headache.
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Anne, do you have any aspirin?
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I'll see if I can find some.
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When did this door get so tiny?
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I have a condition called
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
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Sometimes I perceive size distortions
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that make things seem bigger
or smaller than they really are.
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Sometimes my husband likes it...
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and sometimes he really hates it.
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Good morning, everyone.
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I found a quarter on my way to work.
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Today is off to a "suspicious" start.
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What's going on, Dwayne?
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That's not Dwayne.
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He's using big words,
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he smells like fancier bologna,
and he's wearing shoelaces.
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Dwayne always trips on shoelaces.
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It's me.
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Since I found out I'm a Peck,
I eat right,
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I talk good, and I wear big-boy shoes.
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But I digest.
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30 years ago, Lavinia had
an affair with my daddy.
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The result of that intersex
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was a baby that was taken away from her.
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We think that baby was mine truly,
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which explains the mystery
branch on my family tree.
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You need to be careful, Dwayne.
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I don't want your relationship
affecting our work.
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I need everyone at their best.
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Amen. This is to wash down the aspirin.
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Hey, I'm still the same Dwayne, okay?
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We're still the dream team.
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We will rise from the ashes
like the mythical penis.
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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Today is the preliminary hearing,
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where the judge determines
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if there's enough evidence
to go to trial.
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The good news is,
Jesse Ray's first conviction
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was built completely on DNA
evidence that I got thrown out.
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I am doing quite well.
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I had a slight case of "labor,"
but I fought it off.
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No further questions. [BLEEP]
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My doctor recommended bed rest,
but I am not concerned.
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It's nothing I cannot work through.
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Hello... Mama.
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Until we're sure you fruited
from my loom,
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call me Maybe-Mama, just to be safe.
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Am I his mother?
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I did spawn a Reed,
so I suppose it's possible,
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though this one is a foot taller
than any Peck in history,
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and he does smell like what
I imagine bologna smells like.
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Still, it will be nice to use
my maternal instincts.
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Won't it, Fluffy?
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Won't it? Won't it?! Won't it?!
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All rise.
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Your Honor, since the DNA
evidence linking my client
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to the victim has been thrown out,
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the defense requests that
charges be dropped
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and he please, God, be released
to his own custody.
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The People will prove
the defendant and the victim
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had a sexual relationship,
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which Jesse Ray used to blackmail Chet.
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When Chet stopped paying the hush money,
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Jesse Ray strangled him.
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My relationship with Chet
was purely intellectual.
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We would probe deep in the anals
of each other's minds,
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stroke each other's egos,
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cup each other's cerebellums...
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Objection! Misleading wordplay.
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This is a note Jesse Ray wrote
to the victim.
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I warn you, it is graphic in nature.
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"Chet, I put my lawnmower in your shed."
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"Yours, Jesse Ray."
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Dear Lord! I hope you're dressed
warm for your trip to Hell!
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Maybe-Mama!
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Jesse Ray did yardwork for Chet.
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We all know what "yardwork" is.
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We all know what "lawnmower" is.
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And sadly, we all know what "shed" is.
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Your Honor, the People
are trying to conjure up
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a fictional story
because they have no evidence.
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The People would like
to submit into evidence
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Mr. Beaumont's bank passbook.
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Passbook? Who uses a passbook?
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East Peck banks used passbooks
up until the SNL Crisis of 2011.
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That was a painful season of
"Saturday Night Live."
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For many here,
the Kristen Wiig character
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with the tiny hands
just hit too close to home.
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Hey, Dwayne!
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Hey, Jeb.
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This passbook shows that Chet
made monthly deposits of $3,000
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into an account in Jesse Ray's name.
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When the payments stopped,
he viciously murdered Chet Peck.
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I'll never forget where I was.
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I was in Barthelona, headed to Ibitha,
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to drink thangria
when I heard the newth.
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How come none of this evidence
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was presented at the initial trial?
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Your client signed a confession
before it was entered.
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The confession was in
discovery you should've received
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from your client's former
counsel, Dr. Peter Rock N' Law.
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♪ Dr. Rock N' Law ♪
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Previous counsel smoked the discovery.
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We are going to trial.
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- Again.
- Unh!
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Ohh! What the [BLEEP]
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I wasn't whispering!
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I'm sorry, but you just looked
so weak in court.
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My prison instincts took over.
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I got emotionally involved
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with both my former clients.
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Larry was like a father to me.
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Lavinia was like...
your mom's best friend
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who comes over day-drunk in a
towel when your mom's not home.
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The only difference is, I didn't
lose my virginity to Lavinia
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like I did to Mrs. Morgenstern.
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Don't use her name.
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Good news is, zero chance
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I'm getting emotionally involved
with that guy.
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You are [BLEEP] killing me!
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Why in the world are you getting
so beat up about this?
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I cannot help you if you don't tell me
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about the money Chet gave you.
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Well, I'd love to, but I never,
never, ever talk about money,
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nor do I talk about my
relationship with Chet.
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It is nothing personal.
I just don't trust lawyers.
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You also don't trust squirrels.
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I sure do trust squirrels.
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Even though my own
client won't talk to me,
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I still have an obligation
to build a case for him.
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So Dwayne and I are going to go meet
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two of Jesse Ray's closest friends
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who were supposed to be called
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as character witnesses
in the first trial.
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Their names are...
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Oh, no, that can't be right.
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- Mr. Boom?
- That's me.
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You must be the lawyer.
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- Lawyer!
- Don't mind Echo.
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Took a few too many cannonballs
in the head,
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if you know what I mean.
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I'm assuming you mean "one."
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One!
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Make sure your wallet's velcroed.
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These people are very sketchy.
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Dwayne! Look at your shoes!
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Ain't you afraid of tripping
over them laces?
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- Laces!
- Hello, Neil.
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Eric.
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Now that I'm half Peck,
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I need to associate with a...
a higher calendar of people.
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As such, I'm going to meet
my Maybe-Mama for brunch.
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Which I assume is bread dipped in punch.
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The prosecution has a passbook
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that shows Jesse Ray making
withdrawals from a bank...
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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If you have a passbook from
Jesse Ray, it's a fake.
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Fake!
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If there's one thing
he didn't trust, it's banks.
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If there's two things he didn't trust...
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I know... squirrels.
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Oh, no, he trusts squirrels.
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They're everywhere.
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Everywhere!
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Thank you for your time.
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Uh, wait, wait.
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Jesse Ray's a complicated individual.
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The only person he ever trusted
besides Chet is me.
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- Me!
- And him.
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Him!
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Look, if it'll help Jesse Ray,
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I'll tell you everything I know.
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Right after my set.
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Great. Thank you.
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So, how long have you known Mr. Boom?
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Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
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Boom!
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And this is our murder board.
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It's so interesting.
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Maybe-Mama insisted we do brunch
at my office.
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♪ Murder board, murder board,
murder board ♪
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I do that, too. That must be generic.
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- I must take some pictures of it.
- Oh.
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Never had a parent show any
interest in my work.
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My daddy was too busy
riding the Tractor.
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The Tractor is what we called
our neighbor
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'cause she plowed everything.
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Just slide a little to the right.
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A little slidey-slide.
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Two more big-boy steps.
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In fact, come stand behind me, dear.
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♪ Murder board ♪
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♪ Murder board ♪
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♪ Murder board ♪
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Oh, shoot, I blinked.
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I got it.
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Two things came out
of Mr. Boom... part of his colon
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and the news that Jesse Ray
would never have a bank account.
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Now, Carol Anne Keane's case
hinges on this passbook,
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so we need to prove it's a fake.
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Everyone in town knows that
if you need fake documents,
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you go see "Forge Clooney."
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Mr. Clooney.
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What can I get you? Ice-cream sundae?
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Soft serve? State I.D.?
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Josh has some questions for you,
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so I'm going to help myself
to a sample cup of yogurt.
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Can you tell if this
passbook is a fraud?
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Whoa. We don't use the F word
around here.
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I do custom artisanal forgery.
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Well, isn't that also an F word?
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Get the [BLEEP] out of my shop.
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I did not mean to insult
your craft, Forge.
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Thin paper, spelling errors galore...
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Yep, this is the real deal.
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East Peck Savings and Loan.
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There's no way you can be wrong?
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Any forgeries in this town
come through me,
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and that is not my work.
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Let me know if you ever need
a passport or driver's license.
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I'm just gonna take
the sample cup to-go.
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It was Jesse Ray's bank account,
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so he was taking money from Chet.
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Maybe he is guilty.
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I took this case
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because I already helped set
one murderer free.
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I can't make that same mistake again.
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So...
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I think the best thing for everybody
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is to strike a plea deal.
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And I'm hoping Carol Anne Keane
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will see eye-to-eye with me on this.
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Not a chance.
255
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:28,604
You tried to get me a plea deal?
256
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:31,006
Man, you are just like my last lawyer!
257
00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:33,376
Except without the sick guitar riffs.
258
00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:35,044
♪ Rock N' Law ♪
259
00:11:35,046 --> 00:11:37,713
I am not like Dr. Rock N' Law.
260
00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:38,832
You're right.
261
00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:42,485
At least Dr. Rock N' Law didn't
pretend to give a crap!
262
00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:45,377
All I do is give a crap!
263
00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:46,756
That's my problem!
264
00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:48,524
That's why I'm in this crap situation
265
00:11:48,526 --> 00:11:50,574
on a crap case with a crap client!
266
00:11:52,808 --> 00:11:54,816
- You think I'm crap?
- I didn't mean it that way.
267
00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:56,066
Well, guess what.
268
00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:59,268
I think you're a crap lawyer.
269
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,237
Okay. I know you didn't mean tha...
270
00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:02,879
I do. You're fired!
271
00:12:05,773 --> 00:12:06,972
I'll see you at home.
272
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,500
It was never gonna work out
with me and Jesse Ray.
273
00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,097
My quitting was the best move
for both of us.
274
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,768
Well, technically, you got fired.
275
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:16,941
But it was an emotional response.
276
00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,433
It was like what happened
with Barbara Morgenstern.
277
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,714
I was gonna break up with her.
278
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,613
She went back to her husband.
It happens.
279
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,152
Then you get in a fight
with Mr. Morgenstern
280
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,504
on the front lawn,
dad comes over to break it up.
281
00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:25,996
Mom starts crying 'cause
she lost her best friend.
282
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,058
It happens! Then you move to Massapequa.
283
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,308
What is going on right now, dude?
284
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,347
I'm upset because I've never
been fired before.
285
00:12:34,176 --> 00:12:35,527
The case is unwinnable.
286
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:37,887
All your cases are unwinnable.
287
00:12:38,504 --> 00:12:40,638
And yet you keep winning.
288
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,371
I think that's sexy.
289
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:44,886
There are other ways to be sexy.
290
00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:52,450
Look, I know you'll do the right thing.
291
00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:56,308
I also know Jesse Ray's current
lawyer is much worse than you.
292
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:58,589
This court was built on lies.
293
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,910
And an ancient Chicora burial ground.
294
00:13:01,935 --> 00:13:05,337
I will now howl
like the Chicora once did.
295
00:13:05,499 --> 00:13:07,799
A-oooo!
296
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:10,402
Jesse Ray's on his own. We're moving on.
297
00:13:11,404 --> 00:13:12,824
Unless you guys think
that maybe we should,
298
00:13:12,849 --> 00:13:14,482
like, still try and help Jesse Ray?
299
00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:17,941
If I wanted to be in charge,
I'd open my own law firm
300
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,433
instead of half-assing it around here.
301
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,325
Guys, I need your help.
302
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,910
I mean, I-I really don't know
what to do.
303
00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,308
I-I-I feel like I've lost perspective.
304
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,934
We can start with whatever was
in that gigantic crater hole.
305
00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:37,035
That's a thumbtack hole.
306
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,418
What was here before?
307
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,613
You could ask Lavinia.
308
00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:42,316
She took pictures of
everything in the office.
309
00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:45,738
Dwayne, this is why I told you
not to trust Lavinia.
310
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:46,894
She stole evidence!
311
00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:48,371
Hey, watch what you say
about Maybe-Mama.
312
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:50,160
You need to use better judgment.
313
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:54,113
Well, look who's calling
the kettle corn!
314
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:59,209
Fired or not, I have to at least
try to do the right thing.
315
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,878
And if Jesse Ray won't talk
to me, then I have to follow
316
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,996
the one lead that could blow
this whole thing wide open.
317
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,949
Mr. Boom, Jesse Ray is in real
trouble, so don't lie to me.
318
00:14:06,974 --> 00:14:08,636
I know that his passbook is real
319
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,027
and that he was getting money from Chet.
320
00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:11,839
Why would he need money from Chet?
321
00:14:11,864 --> 00:14:14,067
- Jesse Ray was loaded.
- Loaded!
322
00:14:14,092 --> 00:14:15,339
What are you talking about?
323
00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:16,996
Jesse Ray doesn't have a pot to piss in.
324
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:18,168
Since I hid my pots.
325
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:21,613
Before he went away, Jesse Ray
gave us $3,000 a month.
326
00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:23,933
He said it was from doing "yardwork,"
327
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,224
and we never questioned it
328
00:14:25,249 --> 00:14:26,782
because we know what yardwork means.
329
00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:29,508
- [BLEEP] jobs!
- Echo, no!
330
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:31,499
He was doing actual yardwork.
331
00:14:31,949 --> 00:14:34,113
And he was giving you guys
everything he earned.
332
00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:36,449
That's the kind of guy Jesse Ray was.
333
00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:38,951
Wow. I was way off about him.
334
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:40,420
Most people are.
335
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,790
In fact, we want to hire you
to represent him.
336
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,124
We can pay.
337
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:46,826
My quote is zero dollars.
338
00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,428
How's 20 grand cash?
339
00:14:48,816 --> 00:14:49,962
Seriously?
340
00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,947
Yep. It's left over from Jesse Ray.
341
00:14:51,972 --> 00:14:53,633
That money was for medical expenses,
342
00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,244
but we stayed fit as fiddles.
343
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,043
- Fiddles!
- Got it on me.
344
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,801
I can pay you after my set.
345
00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:05,082
See, Echo, the lesson here is,
always trust your...
346
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:07,747
Wait. Did he say "on him"?
347
00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:13,186
- Get it 'fore it burns up!
- [BLEEP]
348
00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:15,394
[BLEEP]
349
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,525
Turns out money was not a motive.
350
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,494
This case is still probably unwinnable,
351
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,029
but, hey, that's where I shine.
352
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:24,902
Hopefully, Jesse Ray didn't do
too much damage
353
00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:26,827
in the one day he represented himself.
354
00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:29,644
What's that? Who's there?
355
00:15:30,035 --> 00:15:32,038
Uh, it's Josh. Where is everyone?
356
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,641
Oh. You missed it.
Jesse Ray was amazing.
357
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,577
He got the whole case thrown out.
358
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:39,479
You are kidding me.
359
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,414
Of course I'm kidding you. He's a loon.
360
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,815
Two minutes into his manifesto,
361
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,484
he got arrested for contempt of court.
362
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,085
That lasted longer than I thought.
363
00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:47,153
Why are you still here?
364
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,488
My intern had a torts class,
365
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,690
and the jackass left
the emergency brake on.
366
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,859
- I don't think he likes me.
- I don't see why.
367
00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:54,582
- You're delightful.
- Shut up.
368
00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:56,896
Why are you here? I heard you got fired.
369
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,879
Unclear. And Jesse Ray needs me.
370
00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:01,580
Oh, my God, you are such a sucker.
371
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,004
You think you know me so well, but...
372
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,839
Ohh! My back is seizing up.
Oh, it's seizing up.
373
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:07,275
Where? Here? In here?
374
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:10,152
- Suckaaaaa.
- Goodbye.
375
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,976
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Please, for reals.
376
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,868
I'm in immense pain,
and that felt so good.
377
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:16,105
Move over.
378
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,879
You sure your lover won't mind?
379
00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:26,089
Barbara is not my lover!
It was 15 years ago.
380
00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:28,277
Plus, my mom heard in temple
that she's drinking again.
381
00:16:28,302 --> 00:16:31,121
- That is Sam's problem now.
- Who the hell is Barbara?
382
00:16:32,214 --> 00:16:33,668
Oh, you meant Nina.
383
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:37,185
Yeah. Yeah, Nina's cool.
384
00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:40,875
She knows that my
relationship with you is...
385
00:16:40,877 --> 00:16:42,449
is strictly professional.
386
00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:44,691
It is. Now flip over.
387
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,058
I'm big spoon.
388
00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,871
Just sit still. Sit. Sit.
389
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:02,237
Hell. Too tight. I can't breathe!
390
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:04,396
You're a Peck.
Breathe through your nose.
391
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:07,973
Whoa. That's a game changer.
392
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,070
You going somewhere, Maybe-Mama?
393
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,773
Oh, I'm going to leave
the country for a little bit.
394
00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:17,753
I did get you this
little tie pin to wear,
395
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:20,211
so you can think of me.
396
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,780
A tie pin?
397
00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:23,148
Thank you.
398
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,910
Oh! This is how
you keep your laces tied.
399
00:17:26,787 --> 00:17:28,353
Be smarter.
400
00:17:28,355 --> 00:17:30,188
Wear this with pride.
401
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:32,490
Like a Peck.
402
00:17:32,492 --> 00:17:35,593
So, should I look after
Peck Gardens while you're gone?
403
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:36,795
No.
404
00:17:36,797 --> 00:17:37,829
- Why?
- No.
405
00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:38,863
- Why?
- No.
406
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:42,000
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
407
00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:44,302
I'm going to say something in a way
408
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,104
that will probably destroy you.
409
00:17:46,472 --> 00:17:49,074
There is no chance you're a Peck.
410
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:51,191
This whole thing was a ruse.
411
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:53,812
Now, help me with my bags, dear.
412
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,814
What are you talking about?
413
00:17:55,816 --> 00:17:58,783
I don't know what primordial,
twisted gene pool
414
00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:03,455
you oozed from,
but it certainly wasn't Peck.
415
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,523
What are you saying?
416
00:18:05,525 --> 00:18:08,460
My son was sent away when he was a baby.
417
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,794
You are not Trig.
418
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:15,100
You are 100%, unadulterated, pure Reed!
419
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:22,774
Well, I disagree to disagree!
420
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:25,324
Whoa!
421
00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:27,190
Oh [BLEEP]
422
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:29,832
I'm sorry.
423
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,323
You are not a crap client,
424
00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:33,972
and this is not a crap case.
425
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,647
Apology accepted.
426
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,577
And I'm obviously not a crap lawyer.
427
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,347
Sure.
428
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:48,146
Anyway, thank you for believing in me.
429
00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,769
Let's get you home, huh?
430
00:18:49,874 --> 00:18:53,242
Actually, I, uh... I'm gonna stay.
431
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:55,754
I like it here. There are boundaries.
432
00:18:55,756 --> 00:18:58,308
People don't freak out
if you tackle them naked.
433
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,769
All right. Well, be careful.
434
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:04,162
I'll be fine.
They can take away my freedom,
435
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:07,277
but they can never take away
what's in here.
436
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,644
A thousand bees.
437
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:18,076
It was just nice to think my
name finally meant something,
438
00:19:18,078 --> 00:19:20,412
instead of just a cinnamon for doodie.
439
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:22,589
Dwayne, stop it.
There will be plenty of time
440
00:19:22,614 --> 00:19:25,048
to feel bad after Jesse Ray is executed.
441
00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:28,011
Jesse Ray is not going to be executed.
442
00:19:28,746 --> 00:19:29,775
Probably.
443
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,277
So, what do we have?
444
00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:33,925
Two sketchy character witnesses,
445
00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:36,449
a suspect that wasn't even
in the country...
446
00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:38,630
Hey.
447
00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:40,799
What happened to the copy
of Lavinia's passport?
448
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:42,214
That's what Lavinia took.
449
00:19:42,239 --> 00:19:45,103
It's as plain as the giant nose
on your face.
450
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,324
- Wow.
- No, it's okay.
451
00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:47,949
She has this Alice in Wonderland thing.
452
00:19:47,974 --> 00:19:49,011
Right.
453
00:19:49,036 --> 00:19:50,636
Well, we need another
copy of that passport.
454
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:52,160
Well, will the original do?
455
00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:55,957
You stole Lavinia's passport?
456
00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:59,183
I skinned my elbow pretty bad
when I tripped on my laces.
457
00:19:59,318 --> 00:20:01,496
I just grabbed something
to stop the bleeding.
458
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,957
Just doing my job, I guess.
459
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:07,726
Why would Lavinia take the
copy of her passport?
460
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,043
That's her alibi, that she was
out of the country.
461
00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:14,610
She left East Peck on Saturday,
November 15, 2008.
462
00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:16,183
- That's impossible.
- Yeah.
463
00:20:16,237 --> 00:20:19,504
"13 days has November, April,
May, Ate December..."
464
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:20,839
I lost it.
465
00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:23,442
There was no Saturday,
November 15th that year.
466
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:25,444
I remember because I had to cancel
467
00:20:25,446 --> 00:20:26,945
my daughter's birthday party
468
00:20:26,947 --> 00:20:28,902
because Mickey Moose
didn't see his breath.
469
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,113
Which means that Saturday
470
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,769
would've been replaced by
a second Friday...
471
00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:33,660
And I really need
to get out of this town.
472
00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:37,957
If there was no Saturday,
then this stamp is a fake.
473
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,277
Let me know if you ever need a passport.
474
00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:41,996
Lavinia was in town.
475
00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:44,527
She had something to do
with this murder!
476
00:20:44,552 --> 00:20:47,419
I knew it! My instincts are never wrong!
477
00:20:49,536 --> 00:20:55,774
And the best part is, a Reed
is going to take down a Peck.
478
00:20:57,863 --> 00:21:00,946
Who's breathing through whose nose now?!
479
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:04,983
Murder board! Murder board!
480
00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:07,679
Murder board! Murder board!
481
00:21:07,704 --> 00:21:10,285
Murder board! Murder board!
482
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:18,335
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