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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:26,893 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:56,523 --> 00:01:01,327 In this city live Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. 3 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:02,929 Of course, you know Ricky 4 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:05,331 as a famous orchestra leader and singer 5 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,333 and Lucy as the famous, uh... 6 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:10,136 Well, she's... her hair is very red, 7 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,939 and she's married to Ricky. 8 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,941 In this district, close to theaters 9 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,943 and nightclubs where Ricky works, 10 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,545 they have a little apartment 11 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:22,549 where they laugh, love, and thoroughly enjoy life. 12 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:28,588 They live in this apartment here on the seventh floor. 13 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,190 Now, let's look in. 14 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:33,259 No, no, no, not that apartment. 15 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,994 Yes, that's right. 16 00:01:37,147 --> 00:01:40,283 Okay. 17 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:41,935 It's 11:00 now. 18 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,670 They should be getting up. 19 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:46,172 Ricky is one of those individuals 20 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:49,976 who wakes up in the morning bright and cheery. 21 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,378 (alarm clock rings) 22 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,402 On the other hand, 23 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:18,404 Lucy is one of those individuals 24 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:21,674 who, when she wakes up in the morning... 25 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,772 (shrieks) 26 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,185 He looks like he got in later than I did. 27 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,555 (gasps) 28 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,611 I wonder whatever happened to my type. 29 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:18,198 Ricky? Ricky? 30 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,199 Ricky?! 31 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,150 Yes, Lucy, what is it? 32 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:23,453 If you had known how I look in the morning, 33 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,455 would you still have married me? 34 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,543 Well, would you? 35 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,745 I'm trying to decide. 36 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,187 I was just teasing you, honey. 37 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,256 You look beautiful to me all the time. 38 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,828 You were not "tizzing" me. 39 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,430 I know you, Ricky Ricardo. 40 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,900 Just because you're going to be a big television star, 41 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,703 you're casting me aside like an old shoe. 42 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:04,244 "Jints you?" 43 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,030 Yeah, jints. 44 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:10,033 J-I-N... um... um... 45 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,384 "X?" 46 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,087 "X?" Don't be ridiculous. 47 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,288 I don't have to spell it. 48 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,489 It means "bad luck." 49 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,175 Some sponsors are coming to the club to see my show, 50 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,428 and if they like it, they'll put it on television. That's all. 51 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,847 What night are they coming? Do you know? 52 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:25,665 No. 53 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,100 You do, too. 54 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,501 I do not. 55 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,736 They're going to tell my agent, 56 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,888 and Jerry will tell me as soon as he knows. 57 00:04:31,888 --> 00:04:34,057 Well, it doesn't matter. 58 00:04:34,057 --> 00:04:37,527 You'll never be a success on television anyway. 59 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,978 What? 60 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:39,812 What do you mean 61 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,531 I won't be a success on television? 62 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,383 You don't have a pretty girl in your act. 63 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,852 Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, here we go again. 64 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,254 On television, you have to have a pretty girl 65 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,872 to demonstrate the sponsor's product. 66 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,524 Yeah? 67 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,626 Sure-- she eats it or drinks it or smokes it 68 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,913 or waxes the floor with it or cuts potatoes with it 69 00:04:56,913 --> 00:05:00,633 or drives off in it. 70 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,270 Sure. How would you like to have your sponsor's product 71 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:07,073 demonstrated by a gorgeous redhead? 72 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,274 I'd love it. 73 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:11,077 You know where I can find one? 74 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,679 Ah... Ay! 75 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,280 Oh, Ricky, stop. 76 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,683 You're getting lather all over. 77 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,483 Never mind that. 78 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,886 Help me find my ear. 79 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,288 You didn't really lose an ear. 80 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:23,489 Huh? 81 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,491 (giggles softly): Stop. 82 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,093 Okay, you talked me into it. 83 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,263 You can demonstrate the sponsor's product on the show. 84 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,464 Good. What is it? 85 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,749 Men's shorts. 86 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,034 Oh... 87 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,470 Now, look, Lucy, you know how I feel about this. 88 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,505 I don't want my wife in show business. 89 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,306 Why? 90 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,591 Why? 91 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,875 I asked you first. 92 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,878 Oh, honey, we've been over this 10,000 times. 93 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,282 I want a wife who is just a wife. 94 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:53,252 Now, look, all you got to do is clean the house for me, 95 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,805 hand me my pipe when I come home at night, 96 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:58,608 cook for me, and be the mama for my children. 97 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,859 You don't smoke a pipe. 98 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,860 It doesn't matter. 99 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,861 Just do the others. 100 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,200 You're missing a good bet. 101 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,375 I say you're missing a good bet. 102 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,377 Am I? 103 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,578 Yeah. 104 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,316 How do you figure? 105 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,651 Because I can sing. 106 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,420 Huh? 107 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,222 And dance. 108 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,473 What else? 109 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,225 And tell jokes. 110 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,726 How about it? 111 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,461 No. 112 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,463 Oh, you have no imagination. 113 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:41,067 I'll bet if Ziegfeld or Earl Carroll had seen me, 114 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,269 they'd sign me up like that. 115 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,771 As what? 116 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,272 As a beautiful showgirl. 117 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,757 (doorbell ringing) 118 00:06:47,757 --> 00:06:50,009 Go answer the door. 119 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,127 Hello, Jerry. 120 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,128 Hiya, baby. 121 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,129 Well, this is it, boy. 122 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,497 Tonight is the night! 123 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,099 This is it! Tonight is the night! 124 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,350 S-S-Shh! 125 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,351 What do you mean, "Shoosh"? 126 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,054 Shout it from the housetops, boy. This is it! 127 00:07:18,054 --> 00:07:21,073 (muffled yelling) 128 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,210 Tonight is the night the sponsors are coming down 129 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,812 to catch your show for TV. 130 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,613 Fine, fine, but I don't want Lucy to hear. 131 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,115 If she knows the audition is tonight, 132 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,616 she'll pester the life out of me. 133 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:31,617 Oh, I see. 134 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,119 Well, have you got everything all set? 135 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:33,619 Sure, everything's fine. 136 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,620 Can you get that clown act 137 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,621 you want to put in the show? 138 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,622 You mean Pepito? 139 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,624 Yeah, Pepito, the fella that rides on the bicycle. 140 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,859 Yeah, I'll have him do the bicycle act, 141 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:40,726 and then he can do that cello bit. 142 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:41,544 That's good. Fine. 143 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,545 Then everything is all taken care of, huh? 144 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:43,546 Everything's fine. 145 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,047 Okay, I'll see you down at the club later. 146 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:45,998 All right, Jerry. 147 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,333 Good. Yeah. Bye-bye. 148 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,602 Oh, ooh! I almost forgot. 149 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,637 The lawyer gave me this yesterday. 150 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,423 He wants you and Lucy to... hey, what am I whispering for? 151 00:07:54,423 --> 00:07:56,225 He wants you and Lucy to sign it, 152 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,727 and I'll take it right back to him. 153 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,678 What is it? 154 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,013 Well, you know, I don't think he has much confidence 155 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,732 that you'll be a success in television. 156 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,117 It's your will. 157 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:07,653 He's been talking about that for months. 158 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,156 Well, come on, boy. Let's get going with it. 159 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,624 Get it signed because on account of you 160 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,359 I got to take it all the way back downtown. 161 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,360 Hey, wait a minute, Jerry. 162 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:15,661 You run along. 163 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,497 I'll have Lucy take it down to the attorneys. 164 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,898 Lucy? Well, now, why should she 165 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,199 have to go all the way down there? 166 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,501 It'll take her most of the day, 167 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,503 and I won't have her in my hair during rehearsals. 168 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,787 Oh, I see. 169 00:08:24,787 --> 00:08:26,289 Is she still trying to get in the act? 170 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:27,290 Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. 171 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,541 Ah, well, I give up. 172 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,376 I tell you, I'll see you later, huh? 173 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:31,377 All right, Jerry. 174 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,379 Hey, now, don't forget: knock 'em dead tonight. 175 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,981 (no audio) 176 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,991 Lucy, I got something... 177 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,510 Lucy? 178 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,579 No. 179 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:09,298 And that's final. 180 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,928 (whistling tunelessly) 181 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,999 Hurry up, honey. 182 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:30,303 Coming, master. 183 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,504 Who was that at the door? 184 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,705 Jerry. 185 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,006 Jerry? What did he say? 186 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,274 Does he know anything yet? 187 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,276 What did he say? What did he say? 188 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:40,079 "What did he say? What did he say? What did he say?" 189 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,280 Nothing. Just business. 190 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,915 He brought my will. 191 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,618 Oh. I'll get your toast for you. 192 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,619 Your will? 193 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:47,853 Yeah. 194 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,505 What's the matter, Ricky? 195 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,223 Nothing is the matter. 196 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,875 There is, too. 197 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,293 You're keeping something from me. 198 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,494 (gasping): You're sick. 199 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,397 I never felt better in my whole life. 200 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,900 Then you lied to me when we were married. 201 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,135 You're really older than I think. 202 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:08,608 Now, look, honey, this is just good business. 203 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,710 The lawyer said I should have a will. 204 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,812 Then everything is legally taken care of 205 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,814 if anything happens, that's all. 206 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,515 I won't discuss it. 207 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:19,051 Look, you have to know what to do, 208 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,854 so that you know what you... going to happen 209 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,623 when, when I go. 210 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:27,026 All right, Ricky. 211 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,995 That's better. 212 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,297 (wailing) 213 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,051 Now what's the matter? 214 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,237 Oh, Ricky, I miss you so! 215 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,939 For goodness' sakes, Lucy, 216 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,707 I haven't gone yet. 217 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,977 Don't go, Ricky. Don't go! 218 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,480 Now, look, honey, I'm perfectly well. 219 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,248 I feel fine. 220 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,901 But let's face it: we all have to go sometime. 221 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,402 We do? 222 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,904 We do unless you know something 223 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,405 the rest of us don't. 224 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,576 No, I "dun't." 225 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:03,946 I'll get your toast for you. 226 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:05,998 All right. 227 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,700 He brought your will along, too. 228 00:11:09,452 --> 00:11:10,453 My will? 229 00:11:10,453 --> 00:11:12,938 Yeah. 230 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,273 What for? 231 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,425 You're the one that's going. 232 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,927 Now, Lucy... 233 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,679 What are you trying to do, 234 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,347 shove me ahead of you in line? 235 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:25,351 Look, honey, this isn't my idea. 236 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,352 It's the lawyers'. 237 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,020 We got to get them signed, 238 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,389 and you got to take it down to the attorneys today. 239 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,892 Impossible. I have an appointment 240 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,195 to have my hair dyed. Washed. 241 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,698 They got to go today. 242 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,533 Aw, Ricky, the attorney's way downtown. 243 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:41,784 It'll take me all day. 244 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,537 Yeah, I know. 245 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,822 Look, Lucy, forget about the toast. 246 00:11:46,822 --> 00:11:48,240 I got to go to the club. 247 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,643 Oh, Ricky, do I have to take them down today? 248 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,577 Can't they wait? 249 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,079 Absolutely not. 250 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,413 Why not? 251 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,249 Well... well, suppose you didn't take them down till tomorrow. 252 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:58,684 Yes? 253 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,553 And we both got killed today. 254 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,554 Yes? 255 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,323 How could you take them down tomorrow? 256 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,992 Oh, yeah, that's right. 257 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,683 (playing upbeat Cuban music) 258 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,489 Babalu aye 259 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,807 Babalu aye... 260 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,275 Babalu aye 261 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,362 Babalu aye... 262 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:27,363 Yeah! 263 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,246 (applause) 264 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,737 Fellows, what's the use of having a rehearsal 265 00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:10,739 if we're not going to do it right? 266 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,741 When you sing, don't go, "Ah, ah, ah, ah." 267 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:14,960 Go "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" 268 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,246 Let's put some pep into the thing, you know? 269 00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,247 All right? 270 00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:20,499 Okay, all right. 271 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,418 Pepito! 272 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:23,919 Haven't you got your costume on yet? 273 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,421 I'm coming! 274 00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,423 All right. Start my music! 275 00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:28,374 Come on, let's go! All right. 276 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,975 Let's get "Valencia." 277 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,980 (applause) 278 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,353 (coughs) 279 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,988 (whistles) 280 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,157 (laughs) 281 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:53,199 Siempre elegante. 282 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,588 (spitting noise) 283 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,791 Aydame un poquito. 284 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,544 Como no, mucho gusto. 285 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,561 Ah, thanks, SeƱor Ricardo, muchas gracias. 286 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,807 My impression of a baby cry. 287 00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:42,665 (squeals) 288 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,166 (screeches) 289 00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:52,174 (cries) 290 00:14:56,679 --> 00:15:00,683 (cries) 291 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,607 (applause) 292 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:17,616 (cries) 293 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:32,031 (applause) 294 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,213 ORCHESTRA: Awwww! 295 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:53,585 The world's smallest bicycle. 296 00:15:56,822 --> 00:16:00,125 Make myself comfortable, Balley, SeƱor Balley. 297 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,495 (laughter) 298 00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,610 (trombone sting) 299 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,681 No, trombonista. 300 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,269 (drum sting) 301 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:39,031 (music and applause) 302 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,838 (applause) 303 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,473 Hey, Don Carmen, 304 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,793 Don Pepe, that's wonderful. 305 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:51,794 Te gusta, eh? Very good. 306 00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:52,795 Listen, aren't you going to do 307 00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,797 the big bicycle, you know, the zigzag business? 308 00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:55,798 Oh, the zigzag? Yeah. 309 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:56,715 All right? 310 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,916 Okay, vamos a ver. Okay. 311 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:02,137 (music playing) 312 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,096 Pepito! Pepito! 313 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,065 (all shouting) 314 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,566 Pepito! 315 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,567 Are you all right? 316 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,003 Well, I'm alive. 317 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,204 All you need is a little rest. 318 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,406 Help him along there. 319 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,206 I go home. 320 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,009 No, Pepito, don't go home, would you? That's too far. 321 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,210 Why don't you go over to my apartment? 322 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,412 There's nobody there. 323 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,413 You can rest for a couple of hours. 324 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:28,647 Okay. All right? 325 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:29,848 My bicycle broke! 326 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,550 They'll help you with it. Will you help him? 327 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052 Sure. 328 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,386 Take it easy now, Pepe, will you? 329 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,337 I, I, I'll be all right. 330 00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:36,188 All right. 331 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,790 You go and finish your rehearsal. 332 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,592 All right, Pepe, take it easy now. 333 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,895 Go with him, would you, fellows? 334 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,698 Let's, uh, let's take "The Continental." 335 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,300 "The Continental," you ready? 336 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,101 Okay. 337 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,702 (trumpets start) 338 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,471 All right, all right. 339 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,689 What kind of a start is that? 340 00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:54,990 (orchestra grumbles) 341 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,341 All right, all right. 342 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,343 Drum roll. 343 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,080 (trumpets) 344 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:12,091 (upbeat Cuban music playing) 345 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:38,250 (screaming) 346 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,853 It's me. It's me, Pepito! 347 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,237 Pepito! 348 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:43,739 What are you doing here? 349 00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:46,742 I hurt myself at rehearsal. 350 00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:49,328 Ricky told me to come here and rest. 351 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,330 What are you doing at rehearsal? 352 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,732 Are they getting ready for that television audition? 353 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,083 It's tonight. 354 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:55,968 Tonight! 355 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,387 Why, that big bum. 356 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,206 So that's why he wanted me to traipse all the way downtown. 357 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,075 Just to get rid of me. 358 00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:06,595 Well, how do you feel, Pepito, all right? 359 00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:09,515 Uh, not so good. 360 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,517 Gee, what's Ricky going to do if you're not there? 361 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,317 Who will he get? 362 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,419 I don't know. 363 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,321 Maybe you can take my place. 364 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,623 Oh, don't be ridicu... 365 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,247 Hey... 366 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,665 Pepito! Yeah? 367 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,267 You look awful. I do? 368 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,736 Yeah, you're, you're hurt worse than you think. 369 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,738 I am?! Yeah, you'd better lie down and rest. 370 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,740 No, no, no, I, I, I, 371 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,742 I need, I need to do it for Ricky. 372 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:52,524 Feels pretty good. 373 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,727 It does, huh? 374 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,929 I think I can do it. 375 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,130 You do, huh? 376 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,933 Yup, yeah, I think I can do it just fine. 377 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,335 (phone rings) 378 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,337 Hup! Eh! 379 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,939 (yells) 380 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,958 (crashing) 381 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,093 Still think you can make it tonight, Pepito? 382 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,846 (groans) 383 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:48,080 (singing in Spanish) 384 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:06,181 (applause) 385 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,401 Here, did, did, did, did Pepito show up yet? 386 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,852 No, he has not come. 387 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,337 Oh, my goodness, here we are, 388 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,138 we're giving the audition, 389 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,540 the sponsor's out there, and, and he's not here yet. 390 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,892 What am I going to do? 391 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:17,893 I'll tell you what I'll do. 392 00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:18,894 I'll do one more number, 393 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:20,395 and if he doesn't show up by then, 394 00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:21,897 I, I'll just have to close the show. 395 00:21:21,897 --> 00:21:22,898 All right? All right. 396 00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,049 Okay. 397 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:24,950 Eh, we'll do "Cabbie," eh? 398 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:25,951 Give me the hat. 399 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,452 Ladies and gentlemen, 400 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,488 may I have your attention for a minute, please? 401 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,291 You know, the last time that we went to Havana, 402 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,542 we met a fellow down there 403 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,043 that we'd like to talk to you about 404 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,995 because he's really quite a character. 405 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:41,216 He, uh, he drives a horse and buggy in Havana. 406 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,001 As a matter of fact, 407 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,305 he drives the only horse and buggy left in Havana. 408 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,807 He, uh, he doesn't believe in taxi cabs. 409 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,811 He says a taxi cab and a Havana moon don't go well together. 410 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,598 So he's broke all the time, but he's happy. 411 00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:58,900 Everybody knows him down there. 412 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,402 They all like him, 413 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,105 and they call him "The Cuban Cabbie." 414 00:22:03,105 --> 00:22:04,523 And if you want to see him, 415 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:08,527 all you got to do is just come down with me to Havana. 416 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,798 We sit in the open air cafes in El Prado. 417 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:16,001 And he'll be riding up and down the boulevard. 418 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,753 Every night. 419 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,956 And if you happen to be in the mood for listening, 420 00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:23,925 you probably hear him singing something like this. 421 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,345 (clip-clop music) 422 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,946 Giddyap there, Pinto. 423 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,147 I forgot to tell you. 424 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,550 "Pinto" is the name of the horse. (laughter) 425 00:22:33,151 --> 00:22:39,658 My horse and carriage is for hire, SeƱora 426 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,461 For just as long as you desire 427 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:45,364 SeƱorita 428 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:49,451 Do you want to ride 429 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:54,790 Forget the maƱana and come to Havana with me 430 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,609 I'm the Cuban Cabbie 431 00:22:57,609 --> 00:23:00,879 I'm the Cuban Cabbie 432 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:05,217 The taxi drivers drive you frantic, you know 433 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,920 Oh, but my rig is more romantic and so 434 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,958 Do you want to ride? 435 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:17,763 An eye full of splendor and you can depend upon me 436 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,565 I'm the Cuban Cabbie 437 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,968 And I need dinero 438 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,138 Money, that is. 439 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,741 The moon is peeping, the shadows creeping 440 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,944 It's time for riding through the park 441 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:37,349 A lovely night for lovers 442 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,952 The same as you two are 443 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:44,956 If you like music, I'll give you music 444 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,759 As we go riding in the dark 445 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:56,568 I'll sing Spanish love songs to the strains of my guitar 446 00:23:56,568 --> 00:24:00,555 Esa luna que tienes 447 00:24:00,555 --> 00:24:04,109 Cielito lindo, junto a la boca 448 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:09,114 No se, no besa a nadie, cielito lindo 449 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,899 I'm just kidding fellow. Si a mi me toca 450 00:24:10,899 --> 00:24:14,352 Aye, aye, ya, aye 451 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:15,554 Everybody, sing, sing! 452 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,556 Canta y no llores 453 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,157 Canta! 454 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:25,630 Porque cantando se alegran, cielito lindo, los corazones 455 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,666 Once more, everybody! 456 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,801 Aye, aye, ya, aye 457 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,403 Aye, yay, yay. 458 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:35,006 Canta y no llores 459 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:41,313 Porque cantando se alegran, cielito lindo, los cora... 460 00:24:42,597 --> 00:24:43,548 ORCHESTRA: Ole! 461 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:44,883 You're a fine one. 462 00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,885 I'm singing a love song. She's getting hysterical. 463 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:49,387 (laughter) 464 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:55,794 My horse and carriage is for hire, SeƱora 465 00:24:55,794 --> 00:25:01,132 For just as long as you desire, SeƱorita 466 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:05,537 Do you want to ride 467 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:10,442 The sweet seƱoritas and gay caballeros know me 468 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,762 I'm the Cuban Cabbie 469 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,748 And I know my business 470 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:19,968 And I mind my business 471 00:25:19,968 --> 00:25:22,120 You want to ride 472 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,722 ORCHESTRA: You want to ride 473 00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:24,923 You want to ride 474 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,124 ORCHESTRA: You want to ride 475 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:30,362 Do you want to ride? 476 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:37,002 (applause) 477 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,374 (no audio) 478 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,409 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 479 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:45,610 Thank you. 480 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:48,013 You've been a wonderful audience, 481 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,015 but I am afraid that we're going to close... 482 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,918 (deep voice): Have you seen a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe? 483 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:55,954 Have you seen a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe? 484 00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,689 Have you...? Hah! 485 00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:03,812 (applause) 486 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,901 Who are...? (screams) 487 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:15,991 Who are you looking for? 488 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,660 I'm looking for a fellow named Risky Riskerdoe. 489 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,362 I'm Ricky Ricardo. 490 00:26:20,362 --> 00:26:21,863 Oh, well, pleased to meet you. 491 00:26:21,863 --> 00:26:22,714 Pleased to meet you. 492 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,716 You know where I can find Risky Riskerdoe? 493 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,118 Huh? 494 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:30,422 Now, look, Pepito-- I mean... Lucito-- 495 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,592 um... we're doing a show here, you know. 496 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,794 Oh, yeah, I know, I know. 497 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,095 Well, what do you want? 498 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,797 I want to be in the band. 499 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,799 Oh! You're a musician. 500 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,218 I am? 501 00:26:43,218 --> 00:26:45,520 Oh, I am! I am, yeah! 502 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,805 Where do I sit? 503 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,440 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 504 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,041 Come back here. 505 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,343 What do you think you can do, 506 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,478 just walk up here like this 507 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,113 and start working with the band? 508 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:59,351 (snapping fingers): Just like that? Just like that? 509 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:02,420 (chuckling) 510 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,056 What do you think this is? 511 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,626 First of all, I'll have to see your credentials. 512 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,428 (gasping) 513 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:21,873 Have you had any experience? 514 00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:26,211 Look, Professor... 515 00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,246 Professor, come here, will you? 516 00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:29,514 Tell me something. 517 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,282 Do you play that thin? 518 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:33,268 How's that? 519 00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:35,570 I say, do you play that thin? 520 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,572 What "thin"? 521 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,235 Never mind making fun of my English. 522 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,170 That's English? 523 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:55,457 (audience laughing) 524 00:27:55,457 --> 00:27:57,959 Do you pl...? Do you play that instrument? 525 00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:59,961 Where? There. 526 00:27:59,961 --> 00:28:00,962 Where? Right there. 527 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:02,213 Where? There. 528 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:03,098 You brought it up here. 529 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,099 Right there. There. 530 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,100 Oh! 531 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,385 There! There. 532 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:09,888 Do you play it? 533 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,390 Well... 534 00:28:16,561 --> 00:28:18,830 Yeah. Yeah. 535 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,315 Well, I'll tell you what we do. 536 00:28:20,315 --> 00:28:21,766 We'll give you an audition. Huh? 537 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:23,034 We'll listen to you. 538 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,536 Play something. We'll listen. 539 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,437 No! Yes. 540 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,287 Now? Oh, my! Right now. 541 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,672 You want to help me? Okay. 542 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:28,873 I'll help you with it, sure. 543 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,875 Thanks a lot. You're welcome. 544 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,877 (audience laughing) 545 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,513 (drumbeat) Wh...? 546 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,054 (drumbeats) 547 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,556 (drumroll) 548 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:48,059 (drumbeats) 549 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:50,562 (drumbeats continue) 550 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,567 (drumbeats) 551 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:01,072 (drumroll) 552 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,677 (strikes cymbal) 553 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,912 (drumming stops) 554 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,448 Oh. 555 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:11,750 There you are, Professor. 556 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,550 Gracias. 557 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,202 Gracias to you, too. 558 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,490 (creaking) 559 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,788 (applause and laughter) 560 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,596 Yes, Professor? 561 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:01,082 (no audio) 562 00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:02,884 Oh... (speaking Spanish) 563 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,236 Huh? 564 00:30:05,236 --> 00:30:08,423 (speaking Spanish) 565 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:13,678 Gracias. Gracias. 566 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,681 All right, everybody ready? 567 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,934 We go with the professor on the downbeat. 568 00:30:19,934 --> 00:30:21,936 Any time you're ready, Professor, 569 00:30:21,936 --> 00:30:23,938 we go with you. Okay. 570 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,193 Ready! Aah-ah! 571 00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:45,910 (band playing fast tune) 572 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,116 (music stops) 573 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,153 (drumbeats) 574 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:57,722 Profess... Professor, 575 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:00,525 please, come over here, will you, please? 576 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,126 Look, Professor, I'm sorry, 577 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,312 but I haven't got any use for a cellist. 578 00:31:04,312 --> 00:31:05,813 No! No. 579 00:31:06,314 --> 00:31:07,315 I'll tell you what, though. 580 00:31:07,315 --> 00:31:09,317 I have a brand-new instrument. Yeah? 581 00:31:09,317 --> 00:31:12,270 And I've been looking for somebody who can play it. Oh... 582 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,471 And if you can play it... 583 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,073 Yeah. ...you got yourself a job. 584 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:15,907 Oh... 585 00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:17,208 Yeah. 586 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,209 Oh... 587 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,711 Yeah. 588 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,712 Oh! 589 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,715 You want to try it? 590 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,717 Well, what is it? 591 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,720 It's a saxa-fifa- trona-phono-vich. 592 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,723 Oh, saxa-fifa- trona-phono-vich. 593 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,724 You think you can play it? 594 00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:34,826 Oh, sure, sure. Well, that's wonderful. 595 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:35,627 The professor can play it. 596 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:36,844 Bring it out here. 597 00:31:36,844 --> 00:31:38,897 Professor, we'll take care of the cello for you. 598 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,699 Here you are. Take good care of the professor's cello now, all right? 599 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:44,535 Saxa-fifa-trona-phono-vich Here you are, Professor. 600 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,638 Saxa-fifa-trona-phono-vich Back here, Professor. 601 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,022 Saxa-fifa-trona... Professor. 602 00:31:48,022 --> 00:31:49,474 What? Professor, back here. 603 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,509 Now, Professor... 604 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,529 all you got to do is just give us a tune Right. 605 00:31:54,529 --> 00:31:56,030 and you got yourself a job. Right. 606 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,031 All right? Right. 607 00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:58,533 Go to it. Right. 608 00:31:58,533 --> 00:32:01,019 (screams) 609 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:05,823 That's it right there, Professor. 610 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,025 Right there. Go ahead. 611 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,093 Any tune. Any tune. 612 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,137 (audience laughing) 613 00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:25,410 (horns playing simple tune) 614 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,545 (sharp note plays) 615 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:30,098 (imitates seal barking) 616 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,984 Up! Up! (imitates seal) 617 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,853 (band playing fast tune) 618 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:51,069 (applause fades) 619 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:15,026 Ricky, where you been? 620 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:17,028 It's almost 3:00. 621 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,896 Ricky, talk to me. 622 00:33:18,896 --> 00:33:22,033 Oh, Ricky. 623 00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:28,239 Gee, I was only trying to help you, honest. 624 00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:31,576 I never dreamed they'd offer me a contract. 625 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:36,981 What are you going to do about it? 626 00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,637 What do you want me to do, Ricky? 627 00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:43,521 You know what I want. 628 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,441 All I want you to do is just clean the house... 629 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,942 Oh, I-I've been cleaning the house 630 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,828 ever since I got home. 631 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:56,951 ...and hand me my pipe... 632 00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:00,822 And cook for you 633 00:34:00,822 --> 00:34:03,074 and be the mama for your children. 634 00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:06,644 Let's see you pull that out of your pocket. 635 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,816 Well, I kind of wanted to talk to you about that, Ricky. 636 00:34:11,816 --> 00:34:14,218 I... have a surprise for you. 637 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,136 You do? 638 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,638 Yeah, something that should make you very happy. 639 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,957 Lucy... you mean? 640 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:23,094 Yes, darling. 641 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:26,397 I baked your favorite pie. 642 00:34:28,850 --> 00:34:30,852 (theme music playing) 643 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,299 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 42061

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