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Is she really
going out with him?
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The Silver Jubilee
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marks 25 years of Her Majesty's reign.
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Oi, watch it!
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I'll fucking kill you!
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Don't come back here,
you fucking thieving little git!
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- Fuck off!
- Fucking bastards!
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- All right, John?
- All right, boys?
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All right, go, go, go, go!
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Keep fighting the machine, boys!
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To the Queen!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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Mum, can I have a word?
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Can you sub me
next week's pocket money?
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- You'll be home by 12:00?
- Yeah.
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A revolution bankrolled
entirely by Mum's spare change.
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God save the Queen!
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The fascist regime!
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Get off!
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I fucked your mum!
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I had some fun with her afterwards.
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She's a very generous lover.
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Whoa!
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Oi, slow down, mate.
Slow down. Come on.
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I can't believe you did that.
That was so funny.
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Thank you very much.
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When did they start charging
a bleeding pound
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for a punk show in Croydon?
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Shut it, Vic, all right?
We're getting in for free.
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Up here.
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Females await, boys.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Please kiss my heart and touch
my mind. Don't touch me there.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my fucking hair.
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Oi!
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Fuck you, bitch! Bitch!
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Whoa, punk really is the greatest thing
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that ever happened
to ugly people, isn't it?
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Fuck you, Jerry.
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Wait till you see Slap.
Wait till you see my boy!
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Oi, get the fuck out of here!
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Come in the front door, you poofs!
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Oh, boys, this place is teeming
with proper gash.
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Do you not like that word, Enn?
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Would you prefer "lady bits"
or "front bottom"?
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Fuck off.
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God, those braces are clinging
on for dear life, ain't they?
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I think the one with pink hair
is Shirley from school.
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Yeah, I know her.
She's Boadicea's right-hand bitch.
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Go and talk to her then.
Get us into the after party.
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Hey, who's the twat in the turtleneck?
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Must be another label
sniffing around The Dyschords.
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You know, Boadicea should be
reading our fanzine.
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Yeah, he's right.
She could put us on the map.
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- Get us an intro then.
- I don't want to.
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Talk to Shirley.
You went to school with her.
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- Sod off.
- Aww, are you a virgin?
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- Fuck off!
- Go on!
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The chick is leaving the nest.
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I was in Despair,
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and now I'm in another band
called Lipstick,
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which was formed
from the remnants of Despair.
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Hiya!
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It's Shirley, right?
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Uh, we went to school together.
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The name's Spinning Jenny.
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Nice. I'm Enn.
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Uh, we did that show together?
Do you remember?
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Baa Baa Black Sheep?
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I was a bag of wool,
and so were you.
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And we had that duet together.
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Go on, give us
a tune then, "Shirley."
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- Piss off.
- Um...
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I do remember that song
we did though.
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Let's sing it.
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Oh, come on. You start.
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? We are bags of wool,
and I love you ?
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? And I'm happy
'cause you love me too ?
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Don't pay any attention to that.
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? But now I'm a gray sock
and you're a winter's cap ?
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? Forever apart on the same cold ?
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? Chap ?
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Oi, oi, oi.
Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks!
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Ever get the feeling your invitation
was lost in the mail?
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Who could imagine you lot out here
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- in a shithole like Croydon!
- Fuck off!
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In the world of quantum mechanics,
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punks are everywhere
at the same time.
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Until, observe.
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Let me welcome you to the leaders
of the Party go Punk revolution!
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The incredible Dyschords!
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? With your, with your va-ampire ?
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? 'Cause I'm your little sex to-o-oy ?
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? Your city is to-o-orn ?
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? She's singing I love you ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? I had a planned adolescence ?
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? Under duress ?
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? A planned obsolescence ?
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? I'm so depressed ?
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Yes!
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Fuck off! Fuck off!
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? Cradle to the gra-a-ave ?
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? We are told what to do-o-o ?
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? I'm bleeding from my to-o-ongue ?
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? But my blood's not blue ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
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? I had a planned adolescence ?
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Suck him off!
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Stop!
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- Fuck off!
- Piss off!
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Virgin Records!
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- Fuck you, yeah!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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? I had a planned adolescence ?
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? Under duress ?
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- Yeah!
- ? A planned obsolescence ?
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? I'm so depressed ?
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? A planned adolescence ?
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? Under duress ?
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? A planned obsolescence ?
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? I'm so depressed ?
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Get off!
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There's your seven-inch.
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You stupid fucking pillock.
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We had him. We had him!
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And then you had to go
and fuck it up!
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What are you, suicidal?
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Ahh!
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- You remind me of my mum.
- Good!
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Bo, I'm the golden goose!
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You haven't laid
the golden egg yet, have you?
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- I've had it, Slap!
- So where's the after party?
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Wadeson Street. And you!
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You are barred!
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I can't bear it if they sign
to a major, though. So wrong.
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Well, The Clash signed to CBS.
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They're dead to me. I've written
an editorial in the new issue.
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- Did you put my Slits review in?
- Some of it.
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- What did you take out?
- The epic fucking poetry.
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Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist.
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00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,815
You want to forget the artsy crap
next Tuesday, John, mate.
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00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,358
Where are you going to take her?
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00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,069
- Who?
- My impending date.
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When did you get a date? Who with?
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- Tracey.
- What? Tracey the Slag?
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Tracey the Magnanimous.
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00:10:16,409 --> 00:10:18,953
"Now, boys,
you can touch one of them.
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Left one's bigger..."
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"...right one's nicer!"
153
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So I was thinking, do I save up
and take her into town?
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The Roxy maybe?
I mean, she's not a punk...
155
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Nah, some mafia queer runs the place now.
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Don't know if he'll let you
fuck her in the toilet.
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That is genuinely sad
to take advantage.
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Not as sad as being the guy at the party
who ends up in the kitchen,
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talking to someone's mum.
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"Oh, lovely
shade of blue, your balls."
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Yeah, that'll be the shade
of your mum's lipstick, mate.
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- Come on, boys!
- Tonight, all that changes
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at the after party!
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- Do you know where we're going?
- Yeah, Wadeson Street.
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- Which is which way?
- Just down the road around the corner.
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I trust you implicitly, Vic!
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I absolutely know where we're going.
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Ugh, again.
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Why don't we go for a bit of a swing
in the kids' park instead?
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00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,462
- Fuck me!
- I'd hurt you, Enn.
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00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,629
How about this, right?
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00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,799
Why don't we finish our beers
and decide on the Virys run tomorrow?
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Enn?
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Enn?
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00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,140
What's that music?
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- What music?
- Shh!
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I've almost got it.
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Now I hear it.
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Never doubt me again.
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That music is amazing. Is it German?
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I feel like I've heard it before.
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You never heard nothing
before me, mate.
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Shut it. Let's get laid.
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Hello.
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00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,894
We're friends of Boadicea.
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She manages The Dyschords.
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There is no discord here.
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Right. What's your name, then?
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Stella.
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That's got to be the prettiest name
I have ever heard.
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It's like a star, isn't it?
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No. Stellas have been stars,
but not all stars are Stellas.
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Well, you look like a star, Stella.
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They must be from California.
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Jackpot.
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They fuck anything that moves
in California.
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Yeah, and Croydon
is the sister city to Fresno.
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It's going to be all right, mate.
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Just corner the one that looks
the loneliest
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and speak in short admiring sentences.
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Excuse me.
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Hmm.
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Enn.
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Enn, mate. Come here.
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So cool.
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Might have a bit of a dance to that.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna go find the kitchen.
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Hello.
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You look like you could use
some company.
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I'm Enn.
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Short for Henry.
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I'm Wainswain. It's long for Wain.
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I don't remember you.
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Don't you find it sad that we never seem
to recognize each other on birthdays?
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Weren't you a virus last time?
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- Last time?
- I thought so.
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I'm a Second.
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A second what?
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Second Colony.
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Today...
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I manifested imperfectly.
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Again.
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But that is no reflection
on Parent-Teacher Wain.
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That is my own burden.
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00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,017
My mate John has got a third nipple...
227
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,021
and it never held him back in any way.
228
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In our culture, he would class
as an abomination.
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I'm...
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Happy birthday, Waldo.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Fourth Colony manifests...
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Individuality!
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Let's be grateful
for our bodies.
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After all, they're our last ones.
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00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:15,953
The iconic London sights,
Big Ben, Westminster Abbey,
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00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,539
and the private Pleasure Dome
of the Prime Ministers...
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aren't going to happen.
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00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:25,420
This whole Queen's Jubilee celebration
sort of blindsided us Parent-Teachers
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and the city is booked solid.
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00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,050
But we've managed to patch together
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a brand-new itinerary
of equally nourishing experiences,
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all within this deeply authentic
suburban community of...
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Croydon.
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00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:45,190
Zan, what are you looking forward
to experiencing in Croydon?
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00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:53,782
I've sensed some tension
over our last few stops, Zan.
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00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,451
Do you have something
you want to interjaculate?
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00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,413
Don't hold back, Zan.
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00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,291
- Fourth Colony manifests...
- Individuality!
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00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:17,389
You constantly use words
like "enrichment" and "authenticity,"
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but we're behaving more
like tourists than travelers.
252
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:28,025
I mean, perhaps we could emulate
the Stellas and really participate.
253
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:33,071
The Stellas have a different way
of enriching their community.
254
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,283
Well, all we ever seem to do
is observe and consume.
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00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,369
You are what you eat, Zan.
256
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,246
I know I am.
257
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,498
Zan...
258
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,178
Are you shocked?
259
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,513
No, um...
260
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,517
I get it. I'm into punk.
261
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,561
My name is Enn.
262
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,605
Zan.
263
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,275
Tell me more about yourself, Zan.
264
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,820
Why? We've probably met
a thousand times.
265
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,823
What's punk?
266
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,243
Like, The Ramones?
Or The Sex Pistols?
267
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,745
Or The New York Dolls.
268
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,873
Well, some people don't count the Dolls.
But it's like anarchy.
269
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,460
Now that is punk!
270
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,840
Do more punk to me.
271
00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:39,554
Hmm...
272
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:45,394
Me and my mates were thinking
of starting a band, actually,
273
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,562
'cause none of us know
how to play anything, which is...
274
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,315
Oh, God, I'm-I'm sorry.
275
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,860
Um, you're bleeding.
276
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,084
How do I further access the punk?
277
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,463
Well, I could take you dancing
at the Roxy.
278
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,132
Rape is playing tomorrow.
279
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,593
Our schedule doesn't allow for Rape.
280
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,013
Does yours?
281
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,223
- Are you a Sixth?
- What do you mean?
282
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,518
You're a local?
283
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,563
Stella said it was all right.
284
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,275
And only the Stella knows you're here?
285
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:44,036
Hey, Stella. You're luminous,
you know that?
286
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,874
I wanna kiss you forever...
287
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,127
but you make me feel shy.
288
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,798
I don't wanna go too fast, but...
289
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,054
Are you prepared?
290
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,307
Yeah.
291
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,601
Then kneel.
292
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,935
What?
293
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,021
Remove your clothes.
294
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,899
Okay.
295
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,738
How long have you lot been here?
296
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,031
We arrived this morning.
297
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,241
It's the last stop on our tour.
298
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,660
What do your people do
on an ordinary day?
299
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,045
Relax.
300
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,925
Breathe.
301
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,431
Close your eyes.
302
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,497
Breathe, Victor. Breathe.
303
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,625
Respire from the orifice.
304
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,254
Saturday's
our fanzine distribution day.
305
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:23,176
Sunday, we pick tomatoes
over by the sewage pipes.
306
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:27,180
You see, tomato seeds, they don't break
down in the digestive system,
307
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,142
so they grow wild wherever
there's a leak in the pipes.
308
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:33,103
We pick them to sell them
for photocopying money.
309
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:38,191
Dancing, free trade, duplication,
310
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,360
having no restrictions?
311
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,404
Well, we do what we want.
312
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,490
Release!
313
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,827
Merge!
314
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,580
Let go!
315
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,253
Ascend!
316
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,599
Who the fuck are you?
317
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,602
Who the fuck is he?
318
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,313
Who the fuck are you?
319
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,160
Do you think I could smell it?
320
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,494
Yeah, pop it off like that.
321
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,424
That's a Level One violation.
322
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,551
Yes, it is, Celia.
323
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:50,722
Level Two.
324
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,671
She's approaching a Level Three!
325
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,811
Enn!
326
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,000
Enn, we've all got to get out of here!
327
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,316
What?
328
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,985
You! I see you!
329
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,487
Stay away from me!
330
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:24,965
I claim our Colony's right
to unique experience, Waldo!
331
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,800
This is unprecedented.
332
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,635
Oh! You mean it's unique?
333
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,932
Zan, this tone.
334
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,479
John! John! We've got to get out of here!
335
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,356
Shut the fuck up!
336
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,233
Hurry! Hurry!
337
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,902
Out! Out!
338
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,491
Out! Out!
339
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,500
Lads. Lads, lads.
Lads, lads. Lads.
340
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:04,421
Lads, that was the future.
341
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,757
What the hell is wrong with you?
Did you force her or something?
342
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,719
Fuck you!
343
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,721
What was that for?
344
00:25:12,804 --> 00:25:16,433
Vic. Vic. Vic, where you going, mate?
345
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,518
- Vic.
- Enn!
346
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,937
Enn. Enn.
347
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:23,857
I claimed a unilateral dispensation.
348
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,608
What?
349
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,277
I can come with you.
350
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,613
To the punk.
351
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,116
Oh. Well, everything's closed.
352
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,870
Everything on the island?
353
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,621
The island?
354
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,832
Oh... Well, yeah.
355
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,127
Wh-when do you have to be back?
356
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,129
I have 48 hours.
357
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,136
Enn...
358
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,888
What is it?
359
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,558
I feel...
360
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,895
this body is dying.
361
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,792
It may yet live.
362
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,890
Are those my shoes?
363
00:29:27,016 --> 00:29:28,851
How did you know?
364
00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,604
Because they look exactly like my shoes.
365
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,899
No, you don't have to.
366
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,544
Did you build this place?
367
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,130
No. My dad built it for me.
368
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,342
I like your ring.
369
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,428
It's the symbol of my Colony.
370
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,140
Are these the symbols of your Colony?
371
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,852
- Uh...
- The Punk Colony?
372
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,396
I guess, some of them.
373
00:30:14,397 --> 00:30:17,233
'Cause our mag's called Virys, uh...
374
00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:24,240
so I... I came up
with this cartoon character, Virys Boy,
375
00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:25,617
because he looks a bit punk.
376
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,037
See here, he goes around
377
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,289
and he meets all these arseholes...
378
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:35,251
and just spreads himself everywhere
and infects everyone
379
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,338
to fight fascism and conformity.
380
00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:46,054
So the solution to conformity
is forced insemination and cloning?
381
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,765
Oh. Um...
382
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:53,561
That's... It was meant to be
a metaphor for freedom.
383
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:57,649
I just think, uh, once we're free, we'll...
384
00:30:57,732 --> 00:31:00,693
we'll stop doing what we're told,
which is just consume.
385
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:04,530
If we don't stop,
we'll eat the fucking world.
386
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:09,952
There are contradictions in your metaphor.
387
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,371
Yeah.
388
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,122
But I am moved by it.
389
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:16,501
- Really?
- Mm.
390
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:22,215
Do you know that in every person's DNA
391
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:26,803
there's a remnant of every virus
that has ever infected a human being
392
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,263
since the birth of man?
393
00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:32,266
I think adapting to survive viruses
394
00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:37,438
is what eventually turned
bacteria into human beings.
395
00:31:37,522 --> 00:31:38,606
I was a bacterium...
396
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,483
Who knows what we will become
in the future.
397
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,569
- ...but I never met a virus.
- I think viruses will save us.
398
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:14,684
Wow, your skin is so soft there.
399
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,479
Your hands are so cold.
400
00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:21,816
Your ears are translucent.
401
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,197
Your penis is small and folded,
402
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:31,451
like the bud of a tiny pink flower.
403
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:38,875
Oh, it's losing its structure.
404
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:42,962
Hmm.
405
00:33:13,284 --> 00:33:15,995
Mum, this is, uh, my friend.
406
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,914
She...
407
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:23,836
We, um... We actually...
408
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,557
Right. Explanation.
409
00:33:36,641 --> 00:33:38,142
I am Zan.
410
00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:39,852
Zan's American.
411
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:45,066
Oh! Oh! I nearly went to Hollywood once.
412
00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:47,860
No, Mum. You actually didn't
nearly go to Hollywood once.
413
00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:50,905
- I was a model.
- A foot model.
414
00:33:50,988 --> 00:33:54,742
There was this audition
for a Diana Dors film.
415
00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:57,411
That film was shot in Ealing.
I looked it up.
416
00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,997
They needed to do a close-up
on Diana's foot,
417
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,624
and they called us models in,
418
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:05,169
because Diana had six toes
on the foot in question.
419
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:08,965
I kept my foot wrapped
in Vaseline for seven days.
420
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,967
And then when I took the bag off,
421
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:12,802
my skin was as soft as a baby's lips.
422
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:16,097
Mum, Vaseline promotes hair growth.
423
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,559
Marilyn Monroe grew a mustache
from using Vaseline.
424
00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:21,769
And she did all right
for herself, didn't she?
425
00:34:21,853 --> 00:34:23,938
If by "all right," you mean dead.
426
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:26,732
Do you ever see me shaving my feet?
427
00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:29,026
- Thankfully not.
- Right.
428
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,114
Oh! I love this record!
429
00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:35,449
It's not a record, it's a tape.
430
00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:42,540
And white people trying to sing
like black people is racist.
431
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,041
I'm not a racialist.
432
00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,503
Pancakes! Let's make pancakes.
433
00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,027
Americans love pancakes, don't they?
434
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,132
Come on, love.
You show me how it's done.
435
00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:52,717
You don't have to.
436
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,064
- Come on, Henry.
- No, Mum.
437
00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:10,026
- Come on.
- No!
438
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,903
Come to Mama.
439
00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,654
That is not okay.
440
00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,239
Grind it.
441
00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,675
Stop it.
442
00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:36,510
- What?
- Looking at me.
443
00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,348
Looked-at babies
make more successful adults.
444
00:35:40,431 --> 00:35:41,933
That's proven.
445
00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:48,064
She's adorable.
446
00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:51,901
And everyone needs that special someone.
447
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:55,029
Everyone, Enn.
448
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:57,198
What's that supposed to mean?
449
00:35:57,281 --> 00:36:00,451
- Henry, it's just a date.
- Malcolm?
450
00:36:00,534 --> 00:36:03,955
Well, it's the Jubilee tea dance
on Sunday, and that's all it is.
451
00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,539
Mum, he's repugnant.
452
00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:08,000
He was a paratrooper in Indochina.
453
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,294
He peeled potatoes. I looked it up.
454
00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:13,018
Your generation will eventually
be doing nothing but looking it up.
455
00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:16,884
I'm a woman. With a clitoris.
Look that up.
456
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,264
Malcolm says that my best days
are not behind me.
457
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:21,639
They've just begun.
458
00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:23,599
You're not England,
for Christ's sake, Mum.
459
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:27,186
Well, he's a right lot kinder to me
than your left-wing father ever was.
460
00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:28,688
Well, he was kind to me!
461
00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:30,356
He left you when you were nine.
462
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:32,233
Well, who'd blame him,
with your yammering.
463
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,734
You'll do the same
to someone else one day.
464
00:36:33,818 --> 00:36:35,945
- I'm sure!
- I would never do that!
465
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:43,244
Oh! Sorry, love, the door wasn't locked.
466
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:46,914
It's okay. It's my first time at this.
467
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,791
It's taking longer than I expected.
468
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,668
Hmm.
469
00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:57,133
Ma'am?
470
00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,723
Zan.
471
00:37:03,806 --> 00:37:05,433
Waldo.
472
00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:09,103
I agree in principle that there is
no progress without deviation.
473
00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:14,442
But you have to remember
that you are not just you.
474
00:37:15,526 --> 00:37:18,154
And we are not just us without you.
475
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:21,699
I'm nourishing my body with raw data
to enrich the Eating.
476
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,952
Isn't that the purpose
of this endless tour?
477
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:27,288
I'm doing it for you.
478
00:37:27,371 --> 00:37:29,331
Oh, this is not about me.
479
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:33,210
I ate pancakes,
which I am currently excreting.
480
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,172
And I danced.
481
00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:39,091
I danced with the Parent-Teacher
you are riding.
482
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,719
Those are unique experiences, Waldo.
483
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:44,847
You've exceeded
your experience quota, young lady.
484
00:37:50,561 --> 00:37:52,396
Ooh. I lost my place.
485
00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:54,857
Oh, yeah.
486
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,741
You just finish up this one, love.
487
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,249
I can see you, Keyhole Kevin.
488
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,211
Oh, she's a lovely girl.
489
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,214
Let's go!
490
00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:15,354
I like this body.
491
00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:17,148
Is it a good one?
492
00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,191
I like yours.
493
00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:21,443
It smells like butter.
494
00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,196
Tastes like salt.
495
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,282
What do I smell like?
496
00:39:58,189 --> 00:40:00,274
I like your Parent-Teacher.
497
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:03,194
Who, Mum? She never taught me
a bloody thing.
498
00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:06,530
What about the other one?
499
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:09,533
The one who made your tree-temple?
500
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,328
Oh, my dad?
501
00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:17,958
Well, he was a jazz musician, actually.
502
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:22,870
But he never really recorded anything,
'cause he said that would be selling out.
503
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:25,716
Is that punk?
504
00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,510
Dad was definitely a punk.
505
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,640
He was someone who never settled
for the way that things were.
506
00:40:34,892 --> 00:40:36,727
Is that why he left you?
507
00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:54,620
If I was your Parent-Teacher,
I would never leave you.
508
00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:51,635
- Waldo?
- Yes, Wain?
509
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,972
Has it not occurred to you,
if you allow her this degree of freedom,
510
00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,265
she may do more than rebel?
511
00:41:58,183 --> 00:41:59,184
Stop.
512
00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,986
- That's my fault too?
- Who else's?
513
00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:12,865
Well, Stella did approve
interaction with the local.
514
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:15,909
Limited interaction
is my Colony's prerogative.
515
00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:19,371
It's not my fault you can't regulate
your own progeny.
516
00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:24,376
You have less than 24 hours until Exit
to rectify the situation.
517
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,296
And then we eat.
518
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,592
I'm aware of the schedule.
519
00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:33,469
Then why not eliminate the problem?
520
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,352
- I could do with an appetizer.
- Oh, come on.
521
00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:39,975
Stella, eating before Exit
in this manifestation will be very messy.
522
00:42:40,059 --> 00:42:42,603
I recommend sequestration.
She'll soon come running back.
523
00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:45,356
- I really don't...
- That's a fair compromise.
524
00:42:45,439 --> 00:42:46,440
All those in favor?
525
00:42:47,858 --> 00:42:49,485
PT First?
526
00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:54,323
Abstention. Waldo, you're outvoted.
527
00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:55,824
The offspring is shunned.
528
00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,285
Shunned.
529
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:02,039
- Shunned?
- Shunned.
530
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,125
Shunned.
531
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:16,762
It was like choral vocals
over a driving backbeat.
532
00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,639
- Do you know what I mean?
- Eh?
533
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:21,517
It was metronomic, yet tribal.
534
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:23,936
There's 12 there.
535
00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,772
Like... Did Eno ever produce
any dub-reggae?
536
00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:28,982
- Try krautrock.
- That's where I am!
537
00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:35,280
Oh, speak of the devil.
538
00:43:35,364 --> 00:43:38,367
That music that was playing
at your party, is that available on LP?
539
00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:41,703
Oi. What you bringing her here for?
540
00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:43,622
What's your problem?
541
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,249
Where're your other Americans?
542
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:46,750
I have no idea.
543
00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:49,461
What, so you've been with him
the whole time?
544
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:54,007
I slept at his house and met his mum.
545
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:58,637
And we engaged in incomplete
sexual activity.
546
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,639
Now I'm looking forward to experiencing
547
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,433
just an ordinary Saturday
with your Colony.
548
00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:07,396
Well, you butchered my Slits review,
but otherwise, it looks great.
549
00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:08,981
Thank you, mate.
550
00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:11,358
Right, I need you to push
this issue this time.
551
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:13,569
Like, I reckon we can sell the whole run.
552
00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:39,720
So, uh, what do they think
of the Queen's Jubilee in America?
553
00:44:41,263 --> 00:44:42,472
In America?
554
00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:46,393
Um, they're in favor of it.
555
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,437
Really?
556
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,398
The sovereign embodies
their collective consciousness.
557
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:55,319
They haven't had a sovereign
for, what? 200 years.
558
00:44:57,154 --> 00:45:01,950
Um... Their superior longevity
keeps the memories fresh.
559
00:45:02,034 --> 00:45:04,536
Are you saying Americans
live longer than us?
560
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,621
Absolutely.
561
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,247
Well, why would that be the case?
562
00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:13,086
Because of the largely isolated
and vegetarian lives they lead.
563
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,632
McDonald's is from America.
564
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:21,428
McDonald's. Yes.
565
00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:25,557
Right. So they're not, like,
all vegetarians, right?
566
00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,893
No. Not all.
567
00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,561
Only the alpha elite.
568
00:45:29,645 --> 00:45:31,772
Oh? Like the President?
569
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:35,317
Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian?
I did not know that.
570
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,860
I've already said too much.
571
00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:39,613
Surveillance, repercussions...
572
00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:41,198
What, like the FBI?
573
00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:44,409
Mmm. The FBI, yes.
They would be vulnerable.
574
00:45:46,328 --> 00:45:49,414
I don't wish to be interrogated
on this matter any further.
575
00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:53,794
So I'm just going to walk away,
576
00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:57,297
and, when I come back,
we won't speak of this again.
577
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:09,309
What's with the third degree?
578
00:46:09,393 --> 00:46:11,895
She's not normal. None of them are.
579
00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:22,656
Ready to come home yet?
580
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,783
You're riding a child, Waldo?
581
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:28,161
You gave me a dispensation.
582
00:46:28,245 --> 00:46:29,871
Zan, your peers are acting out.
583
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:32,624
The PTs are angry. This can't continue.
584
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,042
You're just jealous.
585
00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:36,169
Has it not yet occurred to you,
young Henry,
586
00:46:36,253 --> 00:46:39,715
that these people could be operating
as some kind of a high-level cult?
587
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:42,050
- Exactly.
- The code of silence.
588
00:46:42,134 --> 00:46:45,053
Vegetarianism. Arcane symbolism.
589
00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:47,472
Shouldn't you be touring
a potato field or something?
590
00:46:47,556 --> 00:46:49,725
Zan, you're being childish.
591
00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:52,519
I've been forbidden to even talk to you.
592
00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:55,981
I bet they participate
in some bizarre sex rituals.
593
00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:57,399
No.
594
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,318
- How do you know that?
- I just...
595
00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:00,777
I don't see it happening.
596
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,697
- Well, it's a global phenomenon.
- What is?
597
00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:06,825
Cults, brainwashing, suicide pacts.
598
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,077
Do you want me
to Exit without you?
599
00:47:09,161 --> 00:47:11,204
Because I can do it like that.
600
00:47:11,288 --> 00:47:12,789
I don't care what you do!
601
00:47:20,756 --> 00:47:24,217
I only have 22 hours left.
I now wish to see the punk.
602
00:47:24,301 --> 00:47:25,635
All right.
603
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,224
Fucking hell.
604
00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,355
What are they saying?
605
00:47:36,438 --> 00:47:38,690
What? That's where we're going.
606
00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,081
What?
607
00:47:54,164 --> 00:47:57,167
That's it.
Give me more, give me more.
608
00:48:08,762 --> 00:48:12,557
Boadicea, meet Enn.
609
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:18,063
He's got something
very important to tell you.
610
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,025
Hiya.
611
00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:26,571
I hope we're not interrupting your work.
612
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:30,909
Uh, I thought you might want
to see our fanzine.
613
00:48:40,335 --> 00:48:42,838
- I've seen you at the gigs, haven't I?
- Yeah.
614
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:49,344
Jumping around, falling over.
Looking like a fucking idiot.
615
00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:50,720
Oh!
616
00:48:50,804 --> 00:48:53,432
What you laughing at?
You're Flash Harry, right?
617
00:48:54,516 --> 00:48:57,561
Shiny on the outside,
gaping hole within.
618
00:48:57,644 --> 00:49:00,689
And this one, you're a social liability.
619
00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:03,483
Not funny.
620
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,913
Why'd you do that?
621
00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,791
Are you the Parent-Teacher here?
622
00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:27,549
That's me. Come here.
623
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,153
Would you like
to take a look around?
624
00:49:55,327 --> 00:49:58,288
Piss off! Come on.
625
00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:02,250
You need to control your girl, Enn.
626
00:50:03,502 --> 00:50:05,128
It sounded sort of Krautrock-y.
627
00:50:05,212 --> 00:50:06,671
So like Faust?
628
00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:09,716
- Similar, but more intense.
- Like Neu?
629
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,177
No, no, no. It was like...
It had choral undertones,
630
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,970
like a million whales being strangled.
631
00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:16,473
- Pere Ubu?
- Maybe.
632
00:50:16,556 --> 00:50:19,184
All right, then. All right.
Wait two minutes,
633
00:50:19,267 --> 00:50:21,478
and I swear I'm gonna find
something for you.
634
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,355
- All right, bless, brother.
- Bless.
635
00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,192
Maybe cults don't record
their own music.
636
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:31,530
Although Charlie Manson had
a couple of boss tunes.
637
00:50:31,613 --> 00:50:34,032
I think she's trying to leave the cult.
638
00:50:34,115 --> 00:50:37,619
Exit. People exit cults.
639
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:40,080
Or they're extracted by a deprogrammer.
640
00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:42,332
What, like kidnapping?
641
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,377
Extraction.
642
00:50:46,545 --> 00:50:48,004
Bo-diss...
643
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:50,966
No.
Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea.
644
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,635
- Boadicea.
- That's it.
645
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,554
Haven't you heard of her?
646
00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:59,849
She was the Celtic queen
who ran the Romans out of London.
647
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,145
The first punk.
648
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:07,482
The first punk was a she.
649
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:11,027
What is punk, Boadicea?
650
00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:16,741
It's just the fag end of the blues, dear.
651
00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:22,289
You know, a year ago,
I had Johnny Rotten kipping right there.
652
00:51:22,372 --> 00:51:26,418
Next time I saw him, he didn't even
know me, the fucking Frampton.
653
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:30,797
Siouxsie Sioux, Dee Dee Ramone,
Ari Up from The Slits.
654
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,508
I knew all of them in the day,
655
00:51:34,718 --> 00:51:37,470
which was only
a few months ago, really.
656
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:40,015
Sellouts now, of course.
657
00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:41,766
I worked with Vivienne Westwood
658
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:44,894
till she fired me for improving
on one of her gowns.
659
00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:47,856
Green is not a good color
on her, let me tell you.
660
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,027
Yeah, they pose as mentors,
but they suck your blood
661
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:55,113
because they know that
their days are numbered.
662
00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:58,450
Hmm.
663
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:04,122
Your skin is like milk.
664
00:52:08,418 --> 00:52:10,879
Anyway, the fucking point
is to smash the oppressor,
665
00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:13,757
tell the truth, be an original,
blah, blah, blah...
666
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,425
I'm boring myself now.
667
00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:17,719
"Every breath is an original."
668
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,971
That's a motto from my group.
669
00:52:20,055 --> 00:52:21,890
What? Are you a singer then?
670
00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:25,393
I've been many things.
671
00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:28,229
I've even been a star.
672
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,317
Really?
673
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:36,571
I once harmonized with a brown dwarf.
674
00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,909
A Brown Dwarf?
675
00:52:45,413 --> 00:52:47,749
Didn't they open for The Shits?
676
00:53:03,515 --> 00:53:04,933
Fuck off!
677
00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:09,604
Quiet.
678
00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:12,399
Quiet down, you cruds. Shut it!
679
00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:16,277
Tonight, I am delighted to announce
680
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:19,948
that The Dyschords will be
welcoming a guest singer.
681
00:53:21,241 --> 00:53:22,951
Who will be also modeling...
682
00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:25,704
- Where's Slap?
- Shut your gaping gob!
683
00:53:25,787 --> 00:53:27,622
He's on probation!
684
00:53:27,706 --> 00:53:30,083
So, tonight, I introduce to you
685
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,460
the erstwhile frontwoman
686
00:53:32,544 --> 00:53:35,505
for legendary American cult collective
687
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:37,716
A Brown Dwarf.
688
00:53:40,802 --> 00:53:44,639
Let's make some noise for...
689
00:53:44,723 --> 00:53:48,226
Zandra!
690
00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:54,482
- I don't know any songs.
- You just make it up.
691
00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:57,068
Just sing about something that you know.
692
00:53:57,152 --> 00:53:58,528
Enough of this hippie shit.
693
00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:00,780
Get up there.
694
00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:03,992
All right. Zandra!
695
00:54:12,751 --> 00:54:15,962
This is, um, this is
the history of my people.
696
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:18,715
The Mayflower!
697
00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:26,723
? Six is the number
of the Body Celestial ?
698
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:29,934
Shut the fuck up.
699
00:54:31,603 --> 00:54:35,231
? Six are the holy names ?
700
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,485
You need to shout it a bit more.
701
00:54:42,030 --> 00:54:45,909
? Six are the Colonies ?
702
00:54:46,910 --> 00:54:52,081
? And six their Parent-Teachers ?
703
00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:55,960
Oi, that's my mic,
you Yankee bitch!
704
00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:57,712
Shut the fuck up, Slap!
705
00:54:58,713 --> 00:55:00,548
She's only a bloody tourist.
706
00:55:01,925 --> 00:55:05,970
I am not a tourist!
707
00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:11,184
? They suckled us ?
708
00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:14,229
? Like babes in a cr�che ?
709
00:55:17,816 --> 00:55:19,984
? Until Eating Time ?
710
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:25,073
? Where they tear our flesh ?
711
00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:28,868
? They ate us alive
like the Titans ate the gods ?
712
00:55:28,952 --> 00:55:33,206
? They ate us alive
like the punks ate the mods ?
713
00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:36,251
? Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ?
714
00:55:37,252 --> 00:55:40,296
? Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ?
715
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:44,300
? Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy! ?
716
00:55:45,301 --> 00:55:50,139
? Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy! ?
717
00:55:50,223 --> 00:55:51,724
? Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! ?
718
00:55:57,981 --> 00:56:00,233
? They took their children's flesh ?
719
00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:01,985
Come on, you pricks!
720
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,112
? And wore it like a robe ?
721
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,698
? Abducted my body ?
722
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:12,036
? And fucked me with a probe ?
723
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:16,541
? Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ?
724
00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,794
? Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ?
725
00:56:19,878 --> 00:56:21,296
I love it! I love it!
726
00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:24,382
? Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy ?
727
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:29,345
? Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy ?
728
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,222
? The Sun grips the Earth ?
729
00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:32,599
? Takes a bite ?
730
00:56:32,682 --> 00:56:35,685
? Spits the Moon into the sky ?
731
00:56:36,686 --> 00:56:38,479
? We sink our teeth into the ground ?
732
00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,148
? And suck it dry ?
733
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:43,818
? Shit the world a fat goodbye ?
734
00:56:44,861 --> 00:56:48,907
? But man can't live by man alone ?
735
00:56:48,990 --> 00:56:51,701
? The fate of a cannibal people ?
736
00:56:52,785 --> 00:56:56,372
? Is one of tooth and bone ?
737
00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:01,210
? Tooth and bone ?
738
00:57:01,294 --> 00:57:02,462
? Eat me, Mummy, Mummy ?
739
00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,130
? Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ?
740
00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,257
? Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy ?
741
00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:31,699
? Tooth and bone ?
742
00:57:31,783 --> 00:57:36,788
? Please, God, don't leave me alone ?
743
00:57:37,789 --> 00:57:39,374
? Hey ?
744
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,042
? Ha ?
745
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,544
? La ?
746
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:47,715
? I'm here, I see you ?
747
00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:53,721
? Let me inside, I'll never leave you ?
748
00:57:53,805 --> 00:57:55,223
? Hey ?
749
00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:57,225
? Ha ?
750
00:57:57,308 --> 00:58:00,186
? La ?
751
00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:02,563
? Let me be your virus,
let me be your virus ?
752
00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:06,901
? Let me be your virus,
let me be your virus ?
753
00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:33,594
? And in the end ?
754
00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:37,557
? The love you take ?
755
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,519
? Is equal to ?
756
00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:44,105
? The love, the love,
the love, the love ?
757
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:46,024
? The love, the love, the love, the love ?
758
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:51,529
? You ate. ?
759
00:59:28,483 --> 00:59:30,443
Yes!
760
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:33,321
Move back! Move back!
Everyone, move back.
761
00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:34,781
Go back there.
762
00:59:34,864 --> 00:59:38,076
This is a moment!
763
00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,578
I made this happen!
764
00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:44,165
Get Vivienne on the phone!
Get her on the phone now!
765
00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:51,130
- Did you see what I saw?
- Yes!
766
00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:53,591
Somebody must've dosed us.
767
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:14,278
How did we know what to sing?
768
01:00:14,362 --> 01:00:16,155
Something mad about an Eating Time.
769
01:00:16,239 --> 01:00:17,949
But that's real.
That's the end of our journey.
770
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:20,493
- How did you know about that?
- I don't know.
771
01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:22,787
What do you mean
by "the end of our journey"?
772
01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:26,999
Tomorrow we Exit, which is
followed by the Eating.
773
01:00:28,084 --> 01:00:29,836
What is the Eating?
774
01:00:30,837 --> 01:00:32,505
The Parent-Teachers
eat their children.
775
01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:33,965
I don't know, it's supposed to feel good.
776
01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,342
It's how we sustain the species.
777
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,679
What?
778
01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,851
Stay here!
779
01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:46,769
Don't move!
780
01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:52,316
John!
781
01:00:53,401 --> 01:00:55,111
I think they're planning a mass suicide.
782
01:00:55,194 --> 01:00:58,406
Amazing. The time is now, comrade.
783
01:00:58,489 --> 01:00:59,907
Do what must be done.
784
01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,577
John, I found some krautrock.
785
01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:11,252
- Do you hear that?
- This is what I was talking to you about!
786
01:01:57,298 --> 01:02:00,384
That was amazing, Zan.
787
01:02:00,468 --> 01:02:02,511
Where did you learn that song?
788
01:02:02,595 --> 01:02:04,347
Something happened to you
on that stage,
789
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,766
something that has
never happened before.
790
01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,267
Does Waldo know you're here?
791
01:02:08,351 --> 01:02:10,478
You've been shunned.
792
01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:11,979
What does that mean?
793
01:02:12,063 --> 01:02:15,775
Zan, what you sang about the Eating,
you made it sound frightening.
794
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:16,859
Wainswain!
795
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,153
Multiple violations!
796
01:02:28,037 --> 01:02:31,791
Unauthorized manual permeation?
797
01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:39,131
Bad Stellas.
798
01:02:43,135 --> 01:02:46,305
Oh, the things I'm going
to do to you for this.
799
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:50,851
You're in extreme danger
of being left behind.
800
01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,812
We have to leave now.
801
01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:54,230
I feel alive.
802
01:02:55,231 --> 01:02:56,482
I feel opened.
803
01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,484
Zan.
804
01:02:59,694 --> 01:03:01,214
- Get away from her!
- Leave him alone!
805
01:03:02,154 --> 01:03:05,449
Everyone just leave everyone alone!
806
01:03:47,116 --> 01:03:48,576
Ugh!
807
01:04:00,129 --> 01:04:01,130
Enn?
808
01:04:02,298 --> 01:04:03,382
Enn.
809
01:04:07,053 --> 01:04:08,304
Enn!
810
01:04:28,157 --> 01:04:30,993
Congratulations are in order, my dear.
811
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:36,832
You are with child.
812
01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:16,288
Fuck!
813
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:58,622
She's a menace.
814
01:05:58,706 --> 01:06:01,917
I move for the immediate eradication
of the deviant child.
815
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:03,461
- No!
- I call a vote.
816
01:06:03,544 --> 01:06:05,671
We don't have a quorum to vote.
817
01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,006
Where is Stella?
818
01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:11,093
- Welcome, Stella.
- Thank you, Stella.
819
01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:16,265
You know, Daddy
doesn't get out very much.
820
01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:19,101
Only for special occasions.
821
01:06:19,185 --> 01:06:21,812
Stella, you know
there are consequences
822
01:06:21,896 --> 01:06:25,191
when you interact with locals
without permission
823
01:06:25,274 --> 01:06:28,235
and it can't wait until after Exit.
824
01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:30,779
Will it feel like
the supernova manifestation?
825
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,700
Stella, will you do the honors?
826
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:36,785
Certainly, Stella.
827
01:06:50,633 --> 01:06:52,927
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
828
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,678
Come.
829
01:06:54,762 --> 01:06:56,263
Come, my pretty.
830
01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:58,432
In you go.
831
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:00,893
No...
832
01:07:00,976 --> 01:07:03,187
No, I...
833
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,730
I don't wanna go.
834
01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:07,274
No! No!
835
01:07:18,661 --> 01:07:20,204
Enn!
836
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:01,412
The Kronos Syndrome.
837
01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:03,872
Who?
838
01:08:03,956 --> 01:08:06,292
Cannibal incest, comrades.
839
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,002
This is a higher level of cult.
840
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,670
We need to get
the authorities involved.
841
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:11,463
No. It'll be a bloodbath.
842
01:08:11,547 --> 01:08:12,798
Fine by me.
843
01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:14,508
Kill em all. Let Satan sort 'em out.
844
01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:16,512
Look, I don't know happened
to you in there, Vic,
845
01:08:16,552 --> 01:08:19,471
but if they took your balls
too, you can leave now.
846
01:08:22,558 --> 01:08:23,642
I've got my balls.
847
01:08:23,726 --> 01:08:25,436
How did you find out all this info again?
848
01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:27,896
I saw it through their fucking window!
849
01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:30,190
Now, are you lot with me?
850
01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:31,817
Yeah, course we are, Enn.
851
01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:35,154
Yeah, mate.
852
01:08:35,237 --> 01:08:36,238
Right.
853
01:08:37,865 --> 01:08:39,700
We'll need backup.
854
01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:43,162
It's not a joke.
855
01:08:43,245 --> 01:08:45,789
She's part of an American
cannibalistic cult.
856
01:08:45,873 --> 01:08:48,917
They eat their young.
857
01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:52,963
Enn, all species eat their young.
858
01:08:53,047 --> 01:08:54,632
Boadicea, I need your help.
859
01:08:54,715 --> 01:08:56,258
- Fuck off.
- I can't do this...
860
01:08:56,342 --> 01:08:57,593
Come here. Come here.
861
01:09:02,765 --> 01:09:05,809
Your skin...
862
01:09:05,893 --> 01:09:09,980
Yes, your skin is like cheese.
863
01:09:10,064 --> 01:09:12,066
Like a fine Stilton.
864
01:09:13,484 --> 01:09:15,694
- What, do I repel you?
- No, but...
865
01:09:15,778 --> 01:09:18,197
When I was your age, I was pretty.
866
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,908
- Zan needs your help, and I...
- Let me tell you something.
867
01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:26,205
I have had 12 abortions
and nothing to show for it.
868
01:09:26,288 --> 01:09:31,460
How did I end up in this fucking Croydon
at the fag-end of my fertility!
869
01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:34,630
But you're the closest thing
to a mum that Zan's ever had.
870
01:09:34,713 --> 01:09:36,298
You chose her.
871
01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:40,302
She was chosen.
872
01:10:24,596 --> 01:10:26,682
It's hard to be a parent.
873
01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:32,062
You must relinquish all other attachments.
874
01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:34,773
You will raise them, teach them...
875
01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,318
and then you will let them go.
876
01:10:40,612 --> 01:10:42,448
I wish to stay.
877
01:10:42,531 --> 01:10:45,534
I'm not sure they could be born here.
878
01:10:46,702 --> 01:10:48,620
We are made of different stuff.
879
01:10:50,456 --> 01:10:54,543
Zan, listen carefully.
880
01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:56,712
Our people are dying.
881
01:10:58,046 --> 01:11:02,384
We give birth to fewer
and fewer each cycle.
882
01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:09,641
But your children are a sign that there's
a different way for our people.
883
01:11:12,186 --> 01:11:14,605
- What way?
- I have a plan.
884
01:11:14,688 --> 01:11:16,273
We must play along
885
01:11:16,356 --> 01:11:17,816
until I can implement it.
886
01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,240
Yes?
887
01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:28,285
- Asbestos check.
- The hidden killer in your home.
888
01:11:30,162 --> 01:11:31,497
This is not our home.
889
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,957
Mandatory check.
Government regulations.
890
01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:35,292
Won't take a minute.
891
01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:38,170
Shh.
892
01:11:38,253 --> 01:11:41,173
- Do you have identification?
- Certainly.
893
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,510
We're in!
894
01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:57,856
Perimeter breach!
895
01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:26,510
Onward!
896
01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:31,181
- Let's split up.
- Oh, I don't know...
897
01:12:31,265 --> 01:12:32,557
No. We'll find her faster that way.
898
01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:34,351
- Shout if you see her.
- Fuck.
899
01:12:38,647 --> 01:12:40,357
- What the fuck?
- Keep looking.
900
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,441
Oh, shit.
901
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,068
- Any luck?
- Nothing.
902
01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:45,153
- No. Can't find her.
- Bollocks.
903
01:12:47,656 --> 01:12:49,116
Oh, shit!
904
01:13:01,628 --> 01:13:02,629
Zan!
905
01:13:02,713 --> 01:13:03,880
- You must stay quiet.
- Zan!
906
01:13:03,964 --> 01:13:06,216
If they find us, they'll kill us all.
907
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,580
Enn would never let that happen.
908
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,891
Good thing you can just swallow us up.
909
01:13:14,975 --> 01:13:17,311
You sprang from our loins.
910
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:20,480
We are England!
911
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:35,120
Oi, them's the ones
what stole my arse-cherry!
912
01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:36,705
I was saving that.
913
01:13:36,788 --> 01:13:38,332
Oh, really?
914
01:13:41,460 --> 01:13:43,962
Victor.
915
01:13:44,046 --> 01:13:46,048
We've been waiting for you.
916
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:37,015
Gotcha.
917
01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:45,023
What, you-you, uh, you can't be ridden?
918
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:49,778
I gave that up ages ago, dear.
919
01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:53,115
Herpes and sprogs.
920
01:14:53,198 --> 01:14:55,117
- Sprogs?
- Kids.
921
01:14:56,284 --> 01:14:58,745
Sex is over. Haven't you heard?
922
01:14:59,913 --> 01:15:01,623
Tear it all down.
923
01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,710
Evolve or die, love.
924
01:15:07,379 --> 01:15:11,883
Evolve or die.
925
01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:22,686
It's been a long day.
926
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:24,938
Drink?
927
01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:31,903
I could do something with you...
928
01:15:36,616 --> 01:15:38,743
you might have a future.
929
01:15:40,203 --> 01:15:41,705
Tea break!
930
01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:48,044
Fucking fancy, comrades.
931
01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:50,464
The outcome
of this assault is in doubt.
932
01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:54,468
Zan must be dealt with, without delay.
933
01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:55,594
Come, my dear.
934
01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:57,304
You will harm no child of mine.
935
01:15:58,305 --> 01:16:00,223
You're not permitted to touch me.
936
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,601
I created you.
937
01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:05,520
Well, you curated us, really.
938
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:08,773
And now I will save us all.
939
01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:16,656
Fourth Colony manifests...
940
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,742
Individuality!
941
01:16:24,289 --> 01:16:25,415
Zan!
942
01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:29,127
We feast...
943
01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:32,464
We feast a lot on-on children.
944
01:16:34,925 --> 01:16:36,510
And I'd say, you know, it fills me up.
945
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:40,055
It fills me up, good and proper,
but then I get lonely after that.
946
01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:41,515
What's going on?
947
01:16:41,598 --> 01:16:44,935
I feel deeply, deep hole,
deep hole inside...
948
01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:46,478
What's going on?
949
01:16:46,561 --> 01:16:48,855
- What is going on?
- Where the hell is Zan?
950
01:16:48,939 --> 01:16:51,441
I don't know. Uh, try through there.
951
01:16:51,525 --> 01:16:53,235
Try through there.
952
01:16:53,318 --> 01:16:54,903
Whoa!
953
01:16:58,073 --> 01:16:59,533
Zan!
954
01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:00,617
Enn!
955
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:04,788
I call a General Synod.
956
01:17:05,997 --> 01:17:08,833
I have that right, once an eon.
957
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:16,091
Prepare for Wide-Radius
Counterruption.
958
01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:30,772
Ugh.
959
01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:45,287
Waldo, you dare call a Synod?
960
01:17:45,370 --> 01:17:48,248
Oh, Wain, why do you
always have to shout?
961
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,833
PT, you are compromised.
962
01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,251
Ooh. Level One Violation!
963
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:57,215
PT First, the humans
are neutralized. I recomm...
964
01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:01,761
I told you he was different.
965
01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:04,806
I'm an artist.
966
01:18:04,889 --> 01:18:07,601
Brothers and sisters, I move to amend
the Celestial Charter.
967
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:10,562
I propose the elimination of the Eating.
968
01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:15,609
Don't be ridiculous!
The Eating is what keeps us alive.
969
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:16,860
What about the children?
970
01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,653
Their experiences
will go to waste.
971
01:18:18,737 --> 01:18:22,741
They will live out their natural cycles,
nourished by their own experiences.
972
01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:24,701
What, and they all get to breed?
973
01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:26,536
Where does it end? Factionalism?
974
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:28,121
War? Environmental collapse?
975
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,373
The answer is yes.
976
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:35,211
Each of your peoples met apocalypse.
977
01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:36,963
Have you forgotten?
978
01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:43,178
Each of you were convinced
you were the only species in the universe.
979
01:18:43,261 --> 01:18:45,305
Maddened by the arrogance of solitude,
980
01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:47,641
you gorged on your worlds' resources.
981
01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:51,645
You grew fat as your planets shriveled.
982
01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,146
You eat when you're lonely.
983
01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:57,651
And now, our numbers dwindle,
984
01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:01,571
for holy attrition was always
at the secret heart of my design.
985
01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:04,658
We shall diminish.
986
01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:10,288
And we shall do it with grace
and compassion.
987
01:19:10,372 --> 01:19:12,332
The parents will consume the children,
988
01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,793
and then I will consume the parents,
989
01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,461
until at last...
990
01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:22,258
I, alone, will turn upon myself and eat.
991
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:26,513
No more knowledge
in the meat to distract us.
992
01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:30,600
Only the freedom of silence.
993
01:19:30,684 --> 01:19:33,269
And the universe
994
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:37,857
breathes a sigh of perfect relief.
995
01:19:39,359 --> 01:19:40,944
Bollocks!
996
01:19:42,028 --> 01:19:44,072
I don't know what the bloody hell
you're on about
997
01:19:44,155 --> 01:19:46,658
with your Swedish suicide complex,
998
01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:49,077
but you can't just come
down here and insult us.
999
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:50,245
- Silence!
- Now we may
1000
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:54,332
have cocked this planet up royally,
but at least we're fucking alive.
1001
01:19:54,416 --> 01:19:57,127
We like to eat, we like to shit,
we like to dance.
1002
01:19:57,210 --> 01:19:58,670
We like to fall in love.
1003
01:19:58,753 --> 01:20:02,090
And we try and fix
what our parents fucked up.
1004
01:20:02,173 --> 01:20:03,800
But you!
1005
01:20:03,883 --> 01:20:06,261
What kind of parents are you?
1006
01:20:06,344 --> 01:20:08,930
I mean, even the most pathetic
poser of a punk,
1007
01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,642
who'll end his days wanking
on the wall of his padded tree house,
1008
01:20:12,726 --> 01:20:15,687
at least he had a dad who'd rather
leave him in a ditch
1009
01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:18,398
than stick around and eat him alive!
1010
01:20:24,738 --> 01:20:26,030
Enough of this.
1011
01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:28,908
Let us proceed to the gratuitous vote.
1012
01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,995
All those in favor
of retaining the Eating?
1013
01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:36,541
Bob?
1014
01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:40,170
I vote to abolish.
1015
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:42,088
- Predictable.
- Fuck you, Wain.
1016
01:20:42,172 --> 01:20:43,465
Fuck you for millennia.
1017
01:20:43,548 --> 01:20:45,759
- Stella?
- What?
1018
01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:48,511
Do you vote to retain the sacred ritual?
1019
01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,351
Yeah, what the hell.
1020
01:20:55,435 --> 01:20:59,022
The little shits taste staler every cycle.
1021
01:21:00,732 --> 01:21:02,150
I vote to abolish.
1022
01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,196
Evolve or die.
1023
01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:08,615
That is nonetheless a deadlock.
1024
01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,950
- No change is possible.
- There is one more vote.
1025
01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:16,623
Zan is a mother
with children growing within.
1026
01:21:16,706 --> 01:21:18,833
That qualifies her as a Parent-Teacher.
1027
01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,586
She is entitled to full voting powers.
1028
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:25,215
Uh-uh. Contamination
is not conception.
1029
01:21:25,298 --> 01:21:27,509
PT First, I beg you to adjudicate.
1030
01:21:27,592 --> 01:21:28,802
You're pregnant?
1031
01:21:29,803 --> 01:21:32,096
- PT First.
- But...
1032
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,475
They're ours.
1033
01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:39,062
Waldo's logic is sound.
1034
01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:42,315
Zan's would be the deciding vote.
1035
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,069
But to cast her vote, she must give birth.
1036
01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:49,322
To give birth, she must Exit.
1037
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:53,827
Her brood cannot be born
in this manifestation.
1038
01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:59,666
Zan, your decision is between
this world and our own.
1039
01:21:59,749 --> 01:22:02,669
But if you Exit, you cannot return.
1040
01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:05,755
You must choose.
1041
01:22:19,686 --> 01:22:20,770
Stop her!
1042
01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:23,606
Stop him!
1043
01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,608
Get off me!
1044
01:22:25,692 --> 01:22:27,610
- PT First...
- Shut up, Wain.
1045
01:22:27,694 --> 01:22:31,155
Zan will either become
a Parent-Teacher or she will not.
1046
01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:32,240
Release him.
1047
01:22:36,202 --> 01:22:39,581
We Exit in three hours.
1048
01:22:39,664 --> 01:22:41,541
Make your preparations.
1049
01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:45,670
John!
1050
01:22:46,671 --> 01:22:48,631
John!
1051
01:22:48,715 --> 01:22:51,301
John, mate! John! John!
1052
01:22:58,641 --> 01:23:00,059
Zan!
1053
01:24:20,598 --> 01:24:22,558
It's a good world.
1054
01:24:26,646 --> 01:24:29,816
I thought it would be bigger...
1055
01:24:30,817 --> 01:24:33,152
and cleaner...
1056
01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:38,616
and more colorful somehow.
1057
01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:41,619
But...
1058
01:24:43,538 --> 01:24:45,248
still...
1059
01:24:45,331 --> 01:24:47,000
It's a jewel.
1060
01:24:49,002 --> 01:24:50,461
Then stay.
1061
01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,927
I could be their father.
1062
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:02,306
I could.
1063
01:25:03,933 --> 01:25:06,436
I don't think
that they could be born here.
1064
01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:17,113
My brothers and sisters will die,
1065
01:25:17,196 --> 01:25:19,532
and I can stop it.
1066
01:25:21,951 --> 01:25:24,287
Maybe I can stop it forever.
1067
01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:44,932
Spirit, mind,
1068
01:25:45,016 --> 01:25:49,437
voice, will, sex, strength.
1069
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,523
- Six colonies...
- Seven.
1070
01:25:54,025 --> 01:25:55,777
Is that my ring?
1071
01:26:03,242 --> 01:26:04,911
It's the heart.
1072
01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:08,081
The interchange.
1073
01:26:09,499 --> 01:26:11,542
The way in and the way out...
1074
01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:15,088
to what is beyond.
1075
01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:19,717
Love.
1076
01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:27,558
I can hear them.
1077
01:26:30,436 --> 01:26:32,939
Our children are singing.
1078
01:26:36,442 --> 01:26:37,735
Don't go.
1079
01:27:52,435 --> 01:27:53,811
No!
1080
01:27:53,895 --> 01:27:56,189
What are you doing?
1081
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,901
No, no, no...
1082
01:27:59,984 --> 01:28:01,402
Shh...
1083
01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:26,010
I love you.
1084
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:37,563
No!
1085
01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:50,076
No!
1086
01:28:51,577 --> 01:28:53,246
No, no, no!
1087
01:30:34,305 --> 01:30:36,057
So, Enn.
1088
01:30:36,140 --> 01:30:38,100
What do you think happened to your lady?
1089
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,480
She must've gone on with the others.
1090
01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:47,860
They didn't even say goodbye.
1091
01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:53,532
She'll be all right, mate.
1092
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,202
She's a tough one.
1093
01:30:58,204 --> 01:31:01,916
Well, look, let us not forget the day.
1094
01:31:01,999 --> 01:31:03,000
- What?
- Tonight,
1095
01:31:03,084 --> 01:31:05,711
I take Tracey the Magnanimous
to the pictures.
1096
01:31:05,795 --> 01:31:07,421
So I'm turning to you now,
1097
01:31:07,505 --> 01:31:10,132
as you're both men of fashion
and adventure.
1098
01:31:10,216 --> 01:31:11,842
Lay it on me.
1099
01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:20,226
You got to forget everything
you think you know.
1100
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:29,235
Just... accept that you are nothing
but a worthless initiate at her altar.
1101
01:31:31,362 --> 01:31:33,322
That's how you build trust.
1102
01:31:35,574 --> 01:31:36,742
Right.
1103
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:42,581
No great secret.
1104
01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:48,462
Just remember that you're you,
and she's her.
1105
01:31:48,546 --> 01:31:50,673
And together...
1106
01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:55,094
that'll be another thing.
1107
01:31:59,056 --> 01:32:01,600
Fat lot of good yous pair were.
1108
01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:08,482
It's all right, mate.
1109
01:32:14,447 --> 01:32:16,198
All right then.
1110
01:32:16,282 --> 01:32:18,409
Ride on, you rotter.
1111
01:33:43,327 --> 01:33:44,912
- Hiya.
- Hi.
1112
01:33:44,995 --> 01:33:46,247
- How's it going?
- Very well, thank you.
1113
01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,915
Thanks so much for coming out.
1114
01:33:47,998 --> 01:33:50,543
- I adore your work.
- Thank you very much.
1115
01:33:50,626 --> 01:33:52,336
- What's your name?
- Emily.
1116
01:33:52,419 --> 01:33:55,297
- Where have you come from?
- Um, East Sussex.
1117
01:33:55,381 --> 01:33:58,342
Thanks for making that journey.
1118
01:33:58,425 --> 01:33:59,552
Lovely to meet you.
1119
01:33:59,635 --> 01:34:01,929
- Thank you, Tom, keep writing.
- Thank you.
1120
01:34:02,012 --> 01:34:04,306
Cheers. See you later.
See you guys.
1121
01:34:04,390 --> 01:34:06,600
Hello, how are you?
1122
01:34:06,684 --> 01:34:08,060
Very well, thank you.
1123
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:10,521
- What's your name?
- It's for all of us.
1124
01:34:10,604 --> 01:34:12,273
We can only afford
the one copy.
1125
01:34:12,356 --> 01:34:13,899
We've just moved here.
1126
01:34:14,900 --> 01:34:18,696
Okay, well, I can make it out
to all of you. What are your names?
1127
01:34:18,779 --> 01:34:20,614
Siouxsie. With an "X."
1128
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:24,034
Dee Dee.
1129
01:34:25,035 --> 01:34:26,370
Ari Up.
1130
01:34:29,915 --> 01:34:30,916
Jonesy.
1131
01:34:36,255 --> 01:34:37,923
Enn.
1132
01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,059
She thought we should travel alone.
1133
01:34:49,143 --> 01:34:50,936
We think we'd like to stay.
1134
01:34:51,937 --> 01:34:53,772
We want to start a band.
1135
01:42:24,181 --> 01:42:25,640
Shut the fuck up!
1136
01:42:27,851 --> 01:42:31,188
That was terrible.
Do it again!
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