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- You're right.
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And all you have to do is not doit.
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That's all you have to do, is
not do it.
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Just don't do it.
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You look in the mirror,
you open your mouth
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and you stick out your tongue,
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and oh, it's too late, it's toolate.
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I'll quit tomorrow.
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And then you do, you do.
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But you're never not an addict
though.
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[dramatic music]
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You're just waiting for an
excuse to use.
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And then something comes
along and gets you clean.
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So you think, it just swaps,
just swaps.
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[clanking]
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[soft music]
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♪ I'm trying so hard not
to love him too fast ♪
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♪ Round up all the horses
and race 'round the track ♪
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♪ Well, life's a round
reality and never look back ♪
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♪ Want a real hard love
that's better than that ♪
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♪ I'm trying so hard not to burymyself ♪
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♪ Beneath the dirt and the
flowers of somebody else ♪
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♪ Yeah, beauty is blinding
and darkness runs deep ♪
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♪ Wanna hold onto him
and still hold onto me ♪
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♪ Cocaine and whiskey rye
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♪ They don't even compare
to how love makes me high ♪
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♪ So I won't push my love
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♪ I'll sober up
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♪ I won't feed off of it 'til itdies ♪
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♪ Mm mm mm mm mm mm
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♪ Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
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♪ I'm trying so hard to
stay right where I am ♪
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♪ I'll drive my mind in
reverse to speed up ahead ♪
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♪ Breakdown on a road that
just leaves me for dead ♪
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♪ Want the peace of the present♪
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- Hey.
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♪ To steer me instead
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- What's up, what are you doing?
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- You know what?
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I can't do this thing.
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Can you help me get
this, man, you're better?
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- [Shane] Marty, you
didn't bring a clip on?
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You should know how to tie a
tie.
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- Well then fuck you,
pal, I'm not wearing it.
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- You gotta wear it, man.
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- Anyway, so now she's
still ringing the phone,
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and still nothing.
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- Well, yeah, he's not
gonna stop that affair.
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- No, no, no, here's the
punchline.
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This guy was out on the fuckinglake fishing all morning.
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- Fishing?
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- He was out on the Lake
fishing.
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He missed a day's pay, okay.
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A strike against him.
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Who knows what with his fuckingugly wife.
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All so he can go sit out
on the lake, and what?
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Go fishing.
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- That's it?
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- That's it, just wanted to
fish.
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He didn't even feel bad.
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- Did he catch anything?
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- [Marty] I don't know, that's
not the fucking point, man.
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- Then what's the point, Marty?
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- The point is you don't listen.
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- I'm listening!
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All I'm saying is if he had
reeled in a three foot pike,
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then maybe it was worth his
trouble.
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- Getting ready for what?
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Getting ready for your show?
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Yes, I'm excited, I'm
excited to see Marty.
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I miss him, so, that'll be fun.
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They may have like a yacht
thing set up, I don't know.
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You know how San Francisco is.
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- Will you relax, bro?
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He just text me a half hour
ago, he just got into Vegas.
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I don't know why we can't
just go to a Coney Island.
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I want French toast.
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- If it's about the money,
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I don't want you worrying
about it, I got it covered.
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- No, no, no, this weekend
is on me and Gavin.
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All right, so get your ID,
maybe some gambling money,
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and leave your fat fucking
wallet here.
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- Gavin couldn't of sprung
for a suite on the strip
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and cashed residual or
something?
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- I booked the room.
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- Room's pretty nice, Marty.
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- Fuck you, pal.
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He's giving me cash anyway,
okay,
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'cause he wanted to stay off thegrid.
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- Oh yeah, right, his sponsor.
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- That or his girl.
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- Oh my God.
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All right, what is it this
time model or actress?
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- It's a dancer.
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- You're kidding me.
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How conducive can that
be to his situation?
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- No, no, she's a legit
fucking dancer, bro.
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She works at one of
those shows on the strip.
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- Well, it would be a real
shame if she busted him here.
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- All right, I'll let you get
back to it.
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I just wanted to tell you that Ilove you
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and that I'll talk to you soon,okay?
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All right, one day, that's it.
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All right, love you, bye.
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- [Shane] At least let me finishfirst.
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- You sick bastard.
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- Prude bastard.
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What, two is it?
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- Two and a half.
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- That's right, Marty Half
hand, truly a wild man.
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- I got it out at a young age.
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- Yeah, they call it settling
down for a reason, Marty.
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- Fuck you, pal, aren't you
about to do the same thing?
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- Yes,
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[sighing]
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I am.
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[knocking on door]
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- He's here, play nice, asshole.
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He's a good guy, unless you're abad guy.
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- Not even a foot in the
fucking door yet, Jesus, man
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give me a fucking break.
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- [Marty] How you doing, man?
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- Oh man, I feel like I just
walked in
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a fucking time machine.
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- [Shane] It's good to see you
Gavin.
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- Congratulations.
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- Thanks, man.
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- [Marty] Don't call him Gavin.
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That's Johnny fucking McNabb.
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- Calm down, Marty, all right?
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You can get his autograph later.
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- Nobody wants my autograph
anymore.
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- Come on bro, it's just a speedbump.
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- Yeah, well anyway.
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What are we doing, what's the
deal?
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Shouldn't Shaney be half
shot in the ass by now?
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- No, no, no, no.
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I think we're gonna do the
dry thing this weekend.
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- Oh yeah, nice.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro, that
one's mine.
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- You guys realize that I can'tget drunk
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if you drink it, right?
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I'm fine, seriously, can
we just have a good night?
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- Great!
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[chuckling]
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- So how about a Coney Island
for dinner?
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- French toast?
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- I'm not going to Coney Island.
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- How's Hope doing, by the way?
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- Well, she's doing actually
pretty good.
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She's up at her ma's in TraverseCity.
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- Yeah, but, you know what I
mean.
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Is she all right?
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What's going on?
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- I'm going to Coney
Island before I leave here.
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All right, assholes?
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And what's this world
renowned restaurant anyway,
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bachelor boy?
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- Actually, you know,
I had a change a plans.
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I got us tickets to go
see a show on the strip.
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- Why'd you say it like that?
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[both laughing]
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Oh, fuck you, guys.
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- All right, what's the deal,
who is she?
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- Wait, wait, wait, let's do therundown.
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- Oh, yeah, Latina for sure.
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- Nope.
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- Asian.
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- Nope.
- Russian?
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- No.
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- Teriyakian.
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- She's Filipino.
- I just said Asian,
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it's the same thing.
- Oh, man.
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- It's not the same thing.
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- We got a dinner reservation
that we're late for
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and I still gotta get dressed,
so, let's get rolling.
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- [Marty] Please, 'cause
I'm fucking starving.
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- All right, I just have
to piss and then I'm ready.
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[cellphone chiming]
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[dramatic music]
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[toilet flushing]
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[sink water running]
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- [Shane] Yeah, babe, just goingout now.
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- [Marty] Seriously, bro, just
get off the phone already.
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- [Shane] Will you chill out,
bro?
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Why don't you call Annabelle orsomething?
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[dramatic music]
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- [Gavin] What you gonna do
Marty?
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- [Marty] I'm going all in.
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- [Gavin] I call, Shane,
grab me a slice, will ya?
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- [Shane] Yeah, you got
it, cheese or pepperoni?
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- [Gavin] Pepperoni, please.
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What do you got?
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- I got nothing, it's
unbelievable.
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- He always has a hand,
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that guy's always been the luckyone.
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- Not a game of luck, my
friend, you know that.
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- Completely a game a luck.
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- Okay, Shane, you're
right, it's a game a luck.
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- Well, did you earn those
cards?
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Did you have to work for 'em?
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No, they were handed to you.
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- Well, I was patient until
the right cards came along
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and then I took a chance
and played 'em right.
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- It's ironic logic coming froma person
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who has a lucky number
tattooed on their hand.
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- Well, that's true.
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But this is a little different.
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- I'm just saying, you play
the cards that you're dealt
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whatever the fuck they are.
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- I guess we'll see either way
when he blows them on the bluff.
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- But if I do, I'll go
out and win some more.
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How's your folks?
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- Same old, still living back inDetroit.
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What do you think this is?
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- I don't know, is it like a
Formica?
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- [Shane] Yeah, it could be.
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- It's really sturdy.
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- Wow, it's good craftsmanship.
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- Yeah, it's really nice,
I was just thinking.
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Where do you think he went?
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- I don't know.
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- So, how's our boys?
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You ready for the surprise?
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Huh, look at this.
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- [Gavin] And, what is it?
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- Oh shit, sorry about that.
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- Oh my God.
- Woo!
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- Okay, now you remember?
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Deja vu anybody?
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- [Shane] Holy cow.
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- [Gavin] You do not
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still have that.
- This.
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Okay.
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- [Shane] What.
- [Marty] So, should we play?
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- I'm not playing that game?
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If you could change one
thing about your body,
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what would it be?
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- Look at this thing, oh my God.
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- My nose and my dick size.
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[laughing]
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- All right, it was too easy.
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Marty, you would change
that horrible nose,
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and Gavin would lose his baby
dick.
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- What's wrong with my nose?
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- I was actually nose, I'm
pretty content with my dick
size,
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thank you, though.
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- It's not that it's little,
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00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,643
it could just always be bigger,right?
252
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,514
- See, that's exactly
what somebody would say
253
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:57,428
with a baby dick.
254
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,386
- Gavin has a point, Marty.
255
00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,343
- Fuck you guys.
256
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,998
It's my turn, all right...
257
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,087
How old will you guys
be when you get married?
258
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,785
- Oh man.
259
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,786
You set this one up.
260
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,273
- 28.
261
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,844
And 28.
262
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,932
- [Marty] You're gay, wow,
263
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,151
I always land on that.
- Whoa, no, no,
264
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,500
wait, wait, wait, how does thatwork?
265
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,631
- What are you talking about,
dude?
266
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,111
You both said 28, I can't get itwrong.
267
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,853
- No kidding, Sherlock,
I'm talking to this one.
268
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,334
- I wanted to wait until after
this weekend to tell you guys
269
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,857
because I didn't wanna steal
your thunder
270
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,467
or anything like that, but--
271
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,252
- [Marty] Don't start, Shane.
272
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,951
- No, no, I got a couple
of questions, that's all.
273
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,520
- Ask away.
274
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,390
- All right.
275
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,178
Who is this girl you're
apparently marrying this year?
276
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:53,571
- This girl is named Addie,
the one I told you about.
277
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,312
- Addie, that's right.
278
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,184
This is the Filipino one, right?
279
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:01,231
The dancer, the [speaking
in foreign language]
280
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,450
- Yeah, that's the one.
281
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,539
That's the only girlfriend I
have.
282
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,106
I know that's a tough concept.
283
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,325
- [Marty] Oh God, here we
go board flip, T minus two.
284
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,241
- Oh no, I'm not sure
what you mean by that?
285
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,030
- If you could go back
in time to any one day,
286
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,553
what day would it be and why?
287
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,784
- "I picked the day Hope
served us at Coney Island
288
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:35,657
"because the way her ass
filled those fucking jeans."
289
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,661
I picked the day Gavin moved toLA,
290
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,576
because I'd smacked some sense
into him.
291
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,665
- I already know I want the
day that Shane fucked my ex
292
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,102
because it's not like we were
best friends or anything.
293
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,712
- [Marty] Oh, wow, this
is really a lotta fun.
294
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,018
- Here we go.
295
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,019
You know what?
296
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,065
I wanna change mine.
297
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,589
I pick the day Gavin got on
television
298
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,286
and became too good for his
friends.
299
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,767
- I didn't become too good
for Marty, just for you.
300
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,291
- You haven't been too good
for anybody in the last year.
301
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,249
- [Marty] Oh, fuck you, Shane.
302
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,424
He doesn't mean that, G.
303
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,947
- [Shane] No, I do.
304
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,906
I really do.
- Will you shut you?
305
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,952
It's okay, anyway.
306
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,694
I remember this one, I wrote
this one.
307
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,175
How many times have you
jerked off in one day?
308
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,089
- Listen, Shane,
309
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,482
I know the past few years
310
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,701
have been really fucked up withme.
311
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,268
I know that, and I have some
regrets.
312
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,747
But the heaviest is this thing
with you,
313
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,184
and I just wanna make amends.
314
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,796
I was mad, okay?
315
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,451
I wasn't over it, I'm sorry.
316
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,324
I mean that, I'm sorry, both ofyou.
317
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,153
Okay?
318
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,635
Now can we please have a good
time
319
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,550
celebrating you and your
beautiful soon to be
320
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,204
before I flip the fucking board?
321
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:46,467
- Yeah.
322
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,381
- Thank you.
323
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,686
- No, seriously though, guys,
324
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,559
how many times in one
day have you jacked off?
325
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,649
[Gavin laughing]
326
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,130
If you put your tongue
down here like that,
327
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,784
try to talk without moving yourtongue.
328
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,786
- The darker featured, like--
329
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:02,613
- What the fuck, man?
330
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,050
Why do you always
331
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,269
get to be the cool guy?
- Dude, he was sexy as fuck.
♪ Please never go
332
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,403
- You're probably gonna be
the backup singer, right?
333
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,362
I got a guy that's gonna
shoot our album cover.
334
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,233
- I can see it.
335
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,016
- Your eyes are drying out.
336
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,235
What the fuck?
337
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,410
I'm the backup singer?
338
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,759
- No, no, no I think if Marty
comes in
339
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,066
with like a rap type thing.
340
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,112
♪ We've been moving like we're
soap going down the drain ♪
341
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,896
- And I'll be lead vocals,
obviously.
342
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,857
♪ I can't stop dreaming of you
343
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,861
- No, they were all
equally cool back then.
344
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,298
- Yeah, back then, now, what arethey?
345
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,228
- Marty!
346
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,795
- [Marty] What?
347
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,318
- Come on, man, I'm fucking
bored.
348
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,493
- [Shane] Marty, where's your
stripper?
349
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,842
- Where is she?
350
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,366
- [Marty] What do you want,
guys?
351
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,804
- It's been like two fucking
hours, I wanna go gamble.
352
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,458
- You know what?
353
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:08,070
I'm just like, I'm so
flabbergasted by your social
media
354
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,289
and the comments you get on
here.
355
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,465
- You're flabbergasted?
356
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,335
- Yeah.
357
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,688
There's like a hundreds of
comments a day from hot chicks
358
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,429
that you don't even acknowledge.
359
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,430
- What do you want
360
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:21,736
me to do?
- Have you seen
361
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,346
this shit, man?
- Oh, I look at it every day.
362
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,349
- I think you should reevaluatereading the comments on here
363
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,524
and who you're gonna reply to.
364
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,656
- I hate reading that shit.
365
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:29,831
- Have you tried any DMing on
here?
366
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,398
- People are so fucking mean onthere.
367
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,008
- Marty, tell me what a DM is?
368
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:34,705
- What do you mean?
369
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,837
It's a fucking inbox message.
370
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,101
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
371
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,494
- What is it again?
372
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,061
- [Marty] It's the same
thing as an inbox message.
373
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,062
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
374
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,715
- Why are you calling it that?
375
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,022
- [Marty] Because DM is inbox
message
376
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,893
and if you wanna step
your game up even further
377
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:49,938
you send her a meme.
378
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,072
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
379
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,335
Okay, I'm talking like extra
funny memes.
380
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,728
- Why would I send her a meme?
- Could you imagine?
381
00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,774
- Because if you don't send a
meme,
382
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,689
how is she gonna know your senseof humor?
383
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,822
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
384
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,651
What are you waiting on, man?
385
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,305
You should send multiple
inboxes, man.
386
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,612
What the fuck?
387
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,440
You know what?
388
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,267
- No, you're absolutely right.
389
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,311
- You know what?
390
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,704
I can't even look at this
anymore.
391
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,401
All I know is I shoulda
been famous like you, pal.
392
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,273
Because I woulda been inboxing
all of 'em.
393
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,797
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
394
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,103
You know what?
395
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,321
Wait a minute, I just
thought of something.
396
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,844
- Are you gonna go inbox a
couple people?
397
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,717
- What the fuck is the matter
with him?
398
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,153
- [Shane] Oh my God.
399
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,720
- Was he always like that?
400
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:33,764
- [Shane] Yeah, he was.
401
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,897
- Oh my God.
402
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,160
[laughing]
403
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,902
- Oh yeah, inbox this, guys.
404
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,167
Look at this, man.
405
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,299
You know what this is?
406
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,300
Does anybody know what this is
at all?
407
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,692
- No idea.
408
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,650
- No, you have no idea?
409
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,781
- No, what is it?
410
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,306
- Couldn't possibly guess what
this is?
411
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,526
- If it's a picture of your
mom I'm gonna be very upset.
412
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,788
- You're close, but no.
413
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,007
- Come on, what is it?
414
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,229
- [Marty] Bang.
415
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,360
- Oh, dude.
416
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,318
- [Marty] Do you remember this?
417
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,188
- What is it?
418
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,233
I can't see it.
419
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,321
Jesus Christ, Marty.
420
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,278
- [Gavin] What the
421
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,366
fuck?
- You need one of these
422
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,150
in your office over your desk,
man.
423
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,455
- Oh my God.
424
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,804
- [Gavin] What the fuck
is the matter with you?
425
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,893
- What do you mean?
- Oh my God!
426
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,199
- [Gavin] Dude.
427
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,592
- What are you talking about?
428
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,333
- [Gavin] Dude, this is
too fucking much, come on.
429
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,900
- This fucking poster
is fucking sick, dude.
430
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,860
- [Gavin] Dude, you have a
poster of me.
431
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,166
- What do you mean?
432
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,428
Listen, I want you to
sign this fucking thing.
433
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,560
- I'm not signing that
fucking thing, dude.
434
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,648
You need to get rid of that.
- First of all,
435
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:32,823
lookit, this is the sickest
poster.
436
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,999
Look at the fire in your eyes
here, man.
437
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,697
What do you mean?
Look how sick this is.
438
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,828
- Are you out of your mind?
439
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:38,960
- First of all, this was
limited.
440
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,570
I had to order this off Ebay,
dude.
441
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,397
- Oh, you hear that?
442
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,704
Ebay, he got it off Ebay.
443
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:44,618
- I did.
444
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,054
- You couldn't have it inboxed?
445
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,969
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
446
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,840
Not only that, but I
had to pay for fucking--
447
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,451
- Dude, seriously, that's
not fucking cool, man.
448
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,975
- I had to pay for two
day shipping on this, man.
449
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,064
- Dude.
450
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,935
- Listen, I'm a power seller onEbay.
451
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,852
I mean, this is just fucking
awesome, that's all I know.
452
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,812
I want you to sign it.
453
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,553
Are you gonna sign the tiny
city?
454
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,380
- I'm not fucking signing that.
455
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,946
- Right on the bottom.
456
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,298
And, if you put it all togetherwith the fire in your eye,
457
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:17,346
the exploding gun, that
fucking flammable tiny cities,
458
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,522
it's like...
459
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,741
Look at these, wait.
460
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,831
- It's not a tiny city, it's
just a city.
461
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,530
- [Marty] I even picture
these guys as alien warriors.
462
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:28,401
Look, they're like alien--
463
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,359
- They're SWAT team members!
464
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,274
- [Marty] No, these are alien
warriors.
465
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,362
- What the fuck is the matter
with you?
466
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,668
- [Marty] These are like
467
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:38,062
fucking reptilian shape
shifting hybrids, man,
468
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:39,063
I'm telling you right now.
469
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,151
- [Shane] Shape shifting
hybrids?
470
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,544
- [Marty] Yeah, look at the
poster.
471
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,067
- [Shane] I've seen the
poster, you just showed me.
472
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,156
- It's a police show.
473
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,375
It's a police show.
474
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,290
- [Marty] There are shape
shifting hybrids
475
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,771
in the sewer systems on
this show, I know it.
476
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,382
[all laughing]
477
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,343
[snickering]
478
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,214
- Marty, tell us a story.
479
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,303
- Guy at work, he had to
shave his eyebrows off.
480
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,826
- What the fuck?
481
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,394
- No, listen, fuck head.
482
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,178
- You work with the strangest
people.
483
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:11,792
- So this apprentice goes
down river to this strip club
484
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,010
with his buddies from work,
485
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:15,709
and this place is a real fuckingdisaster.
486
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,625
It shoulda been condemned, or
torn down, or I don't know,
487
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,191
maybe new staff.
488
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:23,064
The apprentice and his buddies
decide we wanna run a bet
489
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,761
who can go the furthest
490
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,372
with one of these fucking
mutated,
491
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,244
monster, these cellulite,
skid mark having,
492
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,072
cobble pot looking strippers.
493
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,682
[Shane and Gavin laughing]
494
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,772
And I'm talking track marks,
snot running down their nose.
495
00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:36,860
That's the kind of place it was.
496
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:37,992
You didn't have to tip much
there.
497
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,167
Listen, put it this way,
498
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,169
they even serve potato skins
with like,
499
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,911
who's gonna want potato
skins in this fucking place
500
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,739
when you have your fist up
somebody's ass?
501
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,394
Guys are fucking doing
shots off the girl's tits.
502
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,352
This guy's doing shots off a
girl's ass.
503
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,702
I'm talking about crazy
shit happening here.
504
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:56,532
So, the young apprentice wants
to show off
505
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:58,404
in front of his coworkers and hedecides,
506
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,057
well, you know what?
507
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,537
I'm good with my tongue.
508
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,106
He's gonna go down on one
of these classic mutants,
509
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:09,197
you know, with like a
'70s "Boogie Nights" bush.
510
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,068
So he's focused, he's doesn't
care.
511
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,635
He wants to go down on her.
512
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,202
Tongue, bush, tongue, bush,
tongue, bush, tongue, bush,
513
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,378
potato skins, potato skins.
514
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,988
He goes down on her.
515
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:20,339
He wakes up the next day, hestarts clawing at his eyebrows,
516
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,602
and flaking, and flaking, and
irritation.
517
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,473
He's got crabs in his eyebrows.
518
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:25,648
Shaves 'em right off.
519
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:26,823
- [Gavin] No way.
520
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:27,694
- Wait a second.
521
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,305
Wouldn't they not be crabs
though
522
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,351
if they're in his eyebrows?
523
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,917
- [Shane] What?
524
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,790
- Wouldn't it just be lice
because it's not in his pubes?
525
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,792
- No, it'd still be crabs
526
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:41,055
because its origination
was somebody's pubes.
527
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,231
- No, I mean, crabs are
defined based on the fact
528
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,580
that they inhabit a pubic
region.
529
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,453
If they were to be relocated viathe story
530
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:52,458
to somebody's eyebrows,
they would just be lice.
531
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,111
- Okay.
532
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,551
Listen, you relocated
to California, right?
533
00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,856
- [Gavin] Yeah.
534
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,859
- But your origination
was Detroit, correct?
535
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,470
You carry that with you?
536
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,689
- No, no, no, no, I've
assimilated, I'm one of them
now.
537
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:11,433
- Mm-mm, no, no, you act like
one of them, you pretend.
538
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:15,002
But a crab can never act, or
pretend,
539
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,483
or play the part of
anything other than a crab.
540
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,136
It would always be seen as
something
541
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,835
that originated in somebody's
pubes.
542
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,489
Therefore, it could never
assimilate.
543
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:26,448
It would always be shunned
544
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,755
by any of the other infesting
inhabitants.
545
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,365
- Well excuse me, Shane.
546
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,715
I would like to think
that that even a crab
547
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,369
could leave his dirty past
behind him.
548
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,372
- The point is, keep your
face out of her pussy
549
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,721
before she gets here.
550
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:39,853
- No, no, no, no.
551
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,377
I will clear her seat when she
arrives.
552
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,336
- You would really let
her sit on your face?
553
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,426
- Yeah, I absolutely would.
554
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,252
I'm sorry.
555
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,166
- No, I don't think so,
556
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,298
'cause it's just gonna be dances
557
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,561
'cause that's all I paid for,
guys.
558
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,171
- Shall I retrieve my wallet?
559
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,392
And Gavin, don't sit
there and pretend like
560
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,176
you've never slept with a
stripper.
561
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,832
- I haven't, I swear.
562
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:03,659
- Really?
563
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:04,878
- Come on.
564
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,009
- Yeah, really.
565
00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:08,011
- You mean to tell me after allof that
566
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,404
you never wound up sleeping withone?
567
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,624
- No, I didn't.
568
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,975
And I never did it for
fun or for the thrills.
569
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,630
You know, I guess if I
had sex with somebody,
570
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,242
I always preferred to
be the fucked up one.
571
00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,504
- Don't sit there and tell me
572
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,027
that you weren't having fun,
man.
573
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,290
I saw the pictures on your
social media
574
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:29,337
with the models, and the
parties, and the craziness.
575
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,687
Dude, it looks like a lotta funto me.
576
00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:34,342
- No, I mean, I may have done
some things
577
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,953
that some people wouldconsider fun, but I don't know.
578
00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,086
I don't really remember.
579
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,480
- See, there you go.
580
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,438
You did it, but you don't
remember.
581
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,919
If you weren't having any fun atall,
582
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,616
why would you continue to do it?
583
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,139
- Don't get me wrong, I was
enjoying it,
584
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,619
it felt really fucking good.
585
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:53,317
That's why I continued to do it.
586
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,930
The problem is that, that'sthe only thing that feels good.
587
00:24:56,973 --> 00:25:00,281
You know, kinda like it
desaturates everything, you
know?
588
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,283
It's like, that's a wrap.
589
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,502
- Is that set speak?
590
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,068
I don't really follow what
you're saying.
591
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:05,982
- That's a wrap.
592
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:10,639
You know, that's a wrap on sex,
593
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:15,035
on fun, on friends, on
family, on your job,
594
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,777
that's a wrap on everything,
but getting fucking high.
595
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:19,909
You know.
596
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432
- It's terrifying.
597
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,173
- Yeah, it is.
598
00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,048
I've killed the buzz here, I'm
sorry.
599
00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:29,266
- No, bro, you're cool.
600
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,792
- Well, I think we're
having a shower anyway,
601
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,099
before she gets here, if she
ever does.
602
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,101
- She'll be here.
603
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,867
[dramatic music]
604
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:42,252
[cell phone chiming]
605
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:12,935
- Here's to my favorite
prick lawyer in the world.
606
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,329
Nobody else I'd call if I were
in trouble
607
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,547
or caught in the rain.
608
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:21,683
15 years of friendship, and
a lifetime of happiness.
609
00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,817
And to one piece of pussy
for the rest of your life.
610
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,775
- I don't know about all that,
but...
611
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,128
- You know this, it's gonna
put a damper on the night.
612
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,740
But I'm a little buzzed, so fuckit.
613
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:37,394
- What's wrong buddy, everythingokay?
614
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,005
- Well, we hope so.
615
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,702
[cell phone vibrating]
616
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:41,529
Is that Annabelle?
617
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:42,356
Tell her I say hi.
618
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,053
- Mm-mm, no, no, no.
619
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,402
She's probably just sleeping orsomething.
620
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:46,360
It's just one of my interns.
621
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,101
- What the fuck is she doing up?
622
00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:50,320
- Something about a case.
623
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,106
- All right, look bro, she's
gonna be here any minute now,
624
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,890
so you know what?
Let me just get this out.
625
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,065
- You wanna see your picture?
626
00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,588
- Whose?
627
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:58,807
- My intern.
628
00:27:58,851 --> 00:27:59,982
- Why the fuck would I wanna seea picture
629
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,027
of your intern, dude?
630
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,463
I'm trying to talk to you, man.
631
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,204
- Because she's got a great ass,
632
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,858
and it's my bachelor party,
633
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,816
and your stripper still
isn't even here yet.
634
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,904
- Great ass.
635
00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:09,775
Let's see.
636
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:13,169
Oh no, that is a great ass.
637
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,230
♪ I'll shout it out
638
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:33,233
♪ If you're there alone
639
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:38,281
♪ Realize I had a good ways to
go ♪
640
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,589
♪ I had no supplies
641
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:44,157
♪ No lover to hold
642
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,812
♪ It got cold
643
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:50,250
♪ It got cold
644
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:53,383
♪ And I speed on the pavement
645
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,082
♪ Stuck to the weed
646
00:28:56,125 --> 00:29:01,217
♪ Choked on the ruthlessness
inside me ♪
647
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:06,440
♪ Oh, it's just blood on your
knees, blood on your knees ♪
648
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:07,702
- Hey, hey, honey.
649
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:11,619
♪ Don't know anytime to die
650
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:15,928
- Yep, the stripper is right
here, actually, and she's...
651
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:18,713
Oh yeah, she's pretty fucking
smoking hot.
652
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:23,762
♪ Just pick up your feet
653
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:30,072
♪ Stop at a station with lotterya lie ♪
654
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:35,643
♪ They promised a fortune
on this glory night ♪
655
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:39,038
♪ And you win my money ♪
656
00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:42,041
♪ And crawl in my dreams
657
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,304
♪ Yeah, I tripped over nothing
658
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,915
♪ Fell down and grieved
659
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:51,920
♪ Oh, it's just blood on your
knees, blood on your knees ♪
660
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:58,753
♪ I don't know anytime to die
661
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,237
♪ So quit worrying, wasting,
and wondering why me ♪
662
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:09,546
♪ Just pick up your feet mm-hmmmm ♪
663
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:17,337
♪ Oh baby, are you feeling
sorry for yourself ♪
664
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:26,737
♪ Are you mad that you got dirty♪
665
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:29,218
♪ Are you blaming someone else
666
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:33,179
[Gavin breathing hard]
667
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,485
♪ You know
668
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,936
[suspenseful music]
669
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,179
- Yo, yo, what's up, man?
670
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,834
Yeah, no, I just got your
messages.
671
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,185
Yeah, yeah, I just got in town.
672
00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:24,883
Uh-huh.
673
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:29,235
Oh good, yeah.
674
00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:33,239
Hey, why don't you come pick meup?
675
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,111
All right, cool.
676
00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:40,246
Yeah, I'm somewhere in, I'll
send my location, all right?
677
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:42,683
We're in the penthouse,
come on up, all right?
678
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:46,513
Yeah.
679
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:03,660
- Yeah, she split, bro.
680
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,184
What'd you do, whip it out, G?
681
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,969
She didn't even take her tits
out yet.
682
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,672
[laughing softly]
683
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,205
[dramatic music]
684
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:29,991
- I never understood whypeople would think that addicts
685
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,558
didn't know they had a problem.
686
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:34,604
Of course you know.
687
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,653
You taste it in your teeth everymorning.
688
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:43,265
It doesn't make a difference.
689
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,833
- [Marty] Are you okay?
690
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:51,491
- And you believe it, you
believe
it, you really believe it.
691
00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:52,796
And they know.
692
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,798
They know, and they're
right, they're right.
693
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,323
They're right.
694
00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,240
And all you have to do is not doit.
695
00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:04,765
That's all you have to do, is
not do it, just don't do it.
696
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:09,683
You look in the mirror,
and you open your mouth,
697
00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,728
and you stick out your
tongue, and oh, it's too late.
698
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:12,555
[chuckling]
699
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:13,426
It's too late.
700
00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:17,996
I'll quit tomorrow.
701
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,042
And then you do.
702
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:21,956
You do.
703
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,916
But you're never not an addict
though.
704
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,052
You're just waiting for an
excuse to use.
705
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:36,014
And then something comes
along and gets you clean.
706
00:33:38,712 --> 00:33:43,586
So you think it just swaps, it
just swaps.
707
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,428
And it's a fucking wrap.
708
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,650
- Don't do it, G.
709
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:07,436
Don't do it, G, no,
don't fucking do it, man.
710
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:11,223
[dramatic music]
711
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,933
- [Shane] Man, what the fuck?
712
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,762
- Why don't you shut the fuck
up, Shane?
713
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,767
Go find yourself another
stripper to probably try and
fuck
714
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:34,594
behind your fiance's back.
715
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:35,769
- Bro, what the fuck, man?
716
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:36,987
- Excuse me.
717
00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,817
Look, man, don't take
your relapse out on me.
718
00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:44,169
- G, listen, why don't you
just go in the bathroom,
719
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,040
puke that shit out, come back
out here,
720
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,215
we can all just chill out?
721
00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:49,130
- What are you even doing here,Marty?
722
00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,351
You should be at home with Hope,
723
00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:56,616
this is fucking ridiculous,
you did not belong here.
724
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,139
- Well first of all, he is here
725
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,446
because he's one of the
only friends that you have.
726
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,709
- I said, shut the fuck up,
Shane!
727
00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,754
You don't know the first thing
about fucking friendship,
728
00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:06,756
so I don't wanna hear
another goddamn word, okay,
729
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,497
we both fucking know you.
730
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,108
- What's he talking about?
731
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,500
- Nothing, man,
732
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:12,980
clearly he's just fucking
pissed off right now.
733
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,590
So if we just give him a minute.
734
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:17,071
- Yeah, clearly, you just
terrified that poor girl!
735
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,856
- Yeah, I terrified her
right off your fucking cock,
736
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,380
you fucking pervert.
737
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,948
Now I know you, I know you.
738
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,689
And I know you only
came here to get fucked,
739
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,300
so why don't you go and get
fucked?
740
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,432
I am sure she will never know!
741
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:32,739
- You know what?
742
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,915
Stop saying that.
743
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:36,830
What did I ever do to you?
744
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,136
Like honestly, what,
745
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:41,748
I slept with an
ex-girlfriend five years ago?
746
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,010
- What did you do to me?
747
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:46,622
Are you fucking serious?
748
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,451
What did you do to me?
749
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,714
What did you fucking do to me,
Shane?
750
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,325
Where were you, huh?
751
00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:58,156
No, I seriously wanna know, I
wanna know,
752
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,897
I wanna know right now,
where the fuck were you?
753
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,116
- What are you even talking
about?
754
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,900
- Marty was there, where were
you?
755
00:36:03,944 --> 00:36:05,032
- You know what?
756
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,164
[chuckling]
757
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,817
I'm not sticking around for thisshit.
758
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,079
You've always been a selfish
asshole,
759
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:11,169
and you will always be a selfishasshole.
760
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,954
- Why don't you fucking
do something about it
761
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:15,825
and stop running your smart
fucking mouth?
762
00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,218
- [Marty] Just stop, fucking
stop, please.
763
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,437
- Shut up, shut up, Marty.
764
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,568
Sit down, sit down, Marty,
- Stop, man.
765
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:21,353
- I'm not fucking kidding, sit
down.
766
00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:26,140
Do something, Shane, do
it, finally fucking do it.
767
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,665
Finally fucking do
something, you piece of shit.
768
00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,717
[suspenseful music]
769
00:36:57,345 --> 00:37:00,479
[Gavin panting]
770
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,523
- Look, man,
771
00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:06,441
I'm sorry bud, but that shit
right there,
772
00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,531
that shit was bound to happen.
773
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:11,229
I know you wanted to have a goodweekend
774
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,318
and you wanted to bring
the boys back together,
775
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:16,364
but I'm not sticking around
for that shit, have fun.
776
00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:23,284
- When I was a little girl
on my island, where I'm from,
777
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:27,114
there was this bridge that
all the guys would go to
778
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:30,117
and they would carry these big
rocks
779
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,162
and they would jump off the
bridge.
780
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,816
And the rock would carry them
781
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,383
all the way down to the bottom.
782
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:40,345
They would stay down there
and they could see everything
783
00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:41,998
because the water was so clear.
784
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:48,309
And they'd collect
things like sea urchins,
785
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:51,704
and starfish, sand dollars.
786
00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:55,838
I don't know what you guys callit,
787
00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:56,796
but in my language it's called
788
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,145
[speaking in foreign language]
789
00:37:58,188 --> 00:37:59,059
[speaking in foreign language]
790
00:37:59,102 --> 00:38:00,321
[speaking in foreign language]
791
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:03,193
And they would sell it
or they would eat it
792
00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,370
and that's how they
would make their living.
793
00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,897
- We'll open up a shop on
the beach and we'll sell.
794
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,115
[speaking in foreign language]
795
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,073
[speaking in foreign language]
796
00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:17,599
[speaking in foreign language]
797
00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:20,602
- I don't wanna get anything.
798
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,169
I just wanna be down there.
799
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:24,302
And I'll brush the sand like
this.
800
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:29,829
And then I'll brush it
801
00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:32,397
and I'll see if I can search forstingrays
802
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,529
because they like to hide underthe sand.
803
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:35,356
- Really?
804
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,966
- Mm-hmm.
805
00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,620
- How are you gonna get back up?
806
00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:41,449
- Just swim.
807
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,277
- Well, how deep is it?
808
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,322
- Like 30 feet.
809
00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:46,367
- 30 feet,
810
00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:47,063
and you're gonna swim?
- Is that deep?
811
00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:48,848
- Yeah, that's deep.
812
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,458
- Okay, like 20 feet.
813
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,720
- Oh, just 20.
814
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:53,461
That's it.
815
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,897
- That's it.
816
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:58,727
But I wanna go, and even
if it's just for a minute
817
00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,643
it's gonna be worth it.
818
00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:05,778
- What if you run outta air?
819
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,912
- That's the fun part.
820
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:13,089
You actually run out of air.
821
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,308
- You're nuts.
822
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,528
- Go with me.
823
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,926
[groaning]
824
00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,141
- Soak it up, buddy.
825
00:40:06,839 --> 00:40:07,666
- I'm not hungry.
826
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,148
- Hello, I don't give a shit
827
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:15,413
if you're a Gandhi on a
hunger strike, eat the burger.
828
00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,980
- I don't like pickles.
829
00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,721
- Just pick them off.
830
00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,855
- It'll still taste like
pickles.
831
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,770
It'll always taste like pickles.
832
00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,685
- You need to eat it.
833
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:27,903
- Maybe I do need it.
834
00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:30,558
Maybe I deserve it.
835
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,472
- So eat it.
836
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,386
- No.
837
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,260
I just won't eat.
838
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,610
- Why the fuck not?
839
00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:39,698
- 'Cause everything that I did
840
00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:41,743
was for a burger without
pickles.
841
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,311
And not loving me.
842
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,574
- I'm sure the burger loves you,pal.
843
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,707
Really, just take a bite and
see.
844
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,099
- I guess I'm ruined too,
845
00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:52,275
so why should I be able to
have the perfect burger?
846
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,582
- What do you wanna
fucking filet mignon, man?
847
00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:59,718
[cell phone ringing]
848
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:04,287
- The burger can go fuck
itself, Marty, no pickles.
849
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,768
- I get that you're a
little wasted right now.
850
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,248
You're not making much sense.
851
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,684
So just try and be straight withme
852
00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,686
'cause all this bullshit
you're spewing out
853
00:41:11,730 --> 00:41:16,125
about this burger is like reallymaking me salitate over it.
854
00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:18,301
- Go ahead, take a bite,
everybody else does.
855
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,782
- Look, whatever it is
you're going through Gavin,
856
00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:23,219
you'll get through, man,
you always came out.
857
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:25,787
I can't watch you
- Jesus Christ.
858
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:27,267
- go down this road,
man, what are you doing?
859
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,182
Why the fuck are you laughing?
860
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,053
Seriously, I'm trying
to be serious with you.
861
00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:32,141
You always take everything
862
00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,534
so much harder than everyone
else.
863
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,231
We all got fucking problems, G!
864
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:39,192
Seriously, bro, see this shit,
865
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,282
you were never fucking happy,
man.
866
00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:44,327
Even in Detroit, you bailed on
us
867
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,590
as soon as you got the gas
money.
868
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:46,678
- Happy with what?
869
00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,071
Huh?
870
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,205
There was nothing for me there.
871
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,336
You know what I wanted to do
872
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,208
and you were supposed to have myback.
873
00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:57,776
- Didn't I?
874
00:41:58,733 --> 00:41:59,952
Didn't I have your fucking back,dude.
875
00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,041
Didn't you have me,
didn't you have Nicole?
876
00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,695
- Don't fucking talk about
Nicole, Marty.
877
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:04,652
- Why shouldn't I?
878
00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,743
I was the one, I was the
shoulder she cried on
879
00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:11,354
to try and convince me to
get you to come back home.
880
00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,400
Did I ever even ask you or tellyou once?
881
00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:15,097
- I said don't fucking
talk about her, okay?
882
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,490
- Then you go and book a fuckingshow,
883
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,971
me being the only moron
that believes in you,
884
00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:20,450
and you throw all that away too.
885
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:21,843
- I was depressed, okay?
886
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,152
I didn't have anybody,
I didn't have anyone.
887
00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:31,723
- I don't understand why
you didn't come home,
888
00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,638
or why didn't ask anyone for
help?
889
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:34,900
- You had family.
890
00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:37,206
I wasn't gonna call
Shane after what he did.
891
00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:42,516
I was supposed to come home
with my tail between my legs.
892
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,214
Fuck that.
893
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:47,303
You all think it's some big
party for me.
894
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,785
I'm fucking dying, Marty.
895
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,091
- That's not you, G.
896
00:42:52,134 --> 00:42:53,571
- I tweaked my back.
897
00:42:55,964 --> 00:42:57,749
I tweaked my back working out.
898
00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:00,839
That's it.
899
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,669
My roommate at the time, he
said,
900
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:06,322
"Here, take one of these."
901
00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,154
I didn't know what it was,
all I needed was an aspirin.
902
00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:15,418
It was Oxy.
903
00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:18,770
It's like 10 milligrams, that'snothing.
904
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,252
But it made me happy.
905
00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,690
It made me happy when I had
become content
906
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,952
with being miserable.
907
00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:32,566
Fuck man, it doesn't happen
like it does in the movies,
908
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,655
it just happens, you know?
909
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,397
- I'm trying to understand, man.
910
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,616
Why tonight, G?
911
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:47,712
- Fine,
912
00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:48,582
[cell phone ringing]
913
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,452
fuck it.
914
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,545
Hello?
915
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,419
[crying]
916
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:00,768
Goddammit Addie,
917
00:44:02,248 --> 00:44:03,858
what the fuck is wrong with you?
918
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:12,475
- No fucking way, G, no way,
pickles?
919
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,869
- [Gavin] Yeah, Marty, pickles.
920
00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:16,131
- Holy shit.
921
00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:19,047
- Yeah, holy shit.
922
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:30,711
- You know, not too long
ago, maybe like a week ago,
923
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,931
Hope asked me to go to the storefor her.
924
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:35,107
She's not feeling too well
lately
925
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:38,327
and she used to do all the
shopping
926
00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:41,853
so I went and kept thinking to
myself,
927
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:44,638
how does she do this, man,
she's so good at this?
928
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,814
And something so simple
seemed hard because
929
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:51,645
there's just so much going
on in this grocery store.
930
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,343
There's so many aisles, so
many items, so many things.
931
00:44:56,432 --> 00:44:58,217
It's the same thing with
pickles, G.
932
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,569
There're a million
pickles in the sea, man.
933
00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,528
You know what I mean?
934
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:07,792
There're a million
different kinds of pickles,
935
00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:10,403
all shapes and sizes, types.
936
00:45:11,926 --> 00:45:14,929
Short pickles, fat
pickles, mutated pickles,
937
00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:18,498
crazy pickles.
938
00:45:20,369 --> 00:45:22,241
I didn't know how to be there
for her.
939
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:26,201
So, like a coward I ran in the
basement
940
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,247
and I just got hammered every
night.
941
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,512
I don't know how she
didn't smell it on me,
942
00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:36,081
but she never gave me shit aboutit.
943
00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:39,519
Maybe she just smelled it,
but didn't have the heart.
944
00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:43,479
We drink through the hard times,G.
945
00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:46,047
It's what we do, man, it's justa drink.
946
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,353
You don't have to crash
and burn over this.
947
00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,094
- That's what I do,
Marty, I crash and burn.
948
00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:50,225
- That's not you, man.
949
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,228
- How is Hope holding up, by theway?
950
00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:56,362
- She keeps a smile on
throughout for the kids.
951
00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,667
- You never told Shane.
952
00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,408
- He's not really good
with that sorta stuff.
953
00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:01,671
- Yeah, I know.
954
00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:02,498
[engine roaring]
955
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:03,761
- Oh, great, he's here.
956
00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:07,547
- Look, Marty, I can see that
you need a friend right now.
957
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:09,897
I really am sorry to say,
958
00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:12,595
but tonight I'm not that friend,okay?
959
00:46:12,639 --> 00:46:13,901
[knocking on door]
960
00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,294
- Shane, you have the
code, come on in, man.
961
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:19,428
Oh Christ, let me get that, I'llbe back.
962
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,259
- Marty, it's not Shane.
963
00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,394
- [Pouch] Hey, what's up bro?
964
00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:29,308
Is Gavin around?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
965
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:31,266
no, no, there's no Gavin here.
966
00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:32,615
I think you got the wrong room.
967
00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:36,445
- This is the address he gave
me.
968
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,403
- There's nobody here named
Gavin, man.
969
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,839
- Is that right?
970
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,623
- Yeah, that's right.
971
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,451
- Okay, sorry to have bothered
you.
972
00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:43,757
What's your name?
973
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,498
- You can call me whatever
you wanna call me.
974
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,978
Just as long as it's not Gavin,
975
00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:48,457
'cause there's no Gavin here.
976
00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:49,807
- You know, I've been
wanting to take a leak
977
00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:50,938
for like the last hour,
978
00:46:50,982 --> 00:46:51,939
is it okay if I use your
bathroom though?
979
00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,158
- We gotta girl in here.
980
00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:54,637
- You know what, maybe she's gota friend?
981
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:55,725
We can make a night of it,
I do got the party favors,
982
00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,162
the party goods.
983
00:46:57,205 --> 00:46:58,728
- What do you say?
984
00:46:58,772 --> 00:46:59,860
- You know what, man?
985
00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,296
She's not really in a friendly
mood.
986
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,254
- Oh yeah?
987
00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,255
Why don't we let her decide?
988
00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,386
Hollywood!
989
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:08,521
Yo Hollywood, Hollywood, there
you go.
990
00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,088
- You got everything?
991
00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:11,393
- I sure do.
992
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,091
- Yo, man, what the f, Gavin?
993
00:47:13,134 --> 00:47:14,005
Gavin?
- You know the routine
994
00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:15,267
as long as you got the green.
995
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:16,311
- Gavin, what's in that
fucking pouch, bro?
996
00:47:16,355 --> 00:47:17,747
- Let your boy do his thing,
man.
997
00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:20,185
Yo, let your boy do his
thing, come here, come here.
998
00:47:20,228 --> 00:47:22,883
You said I could call you
whatever I want, right?
999
00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:24,493
I think I'm gonna call you
Scruffy.
1000
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,234
You know I have a little
kid, he's beautiful.
1001
00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,802
He comes to me, he goes,"Daddy, Bobby just got a doggy,
1002
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,587
"he can sit, he can stay, do
you know what I'm gonna do
1003
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:32,632
"if I get a dog?"
1004
00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:35,678
[suspenseful music]
1005
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:38,377
- [Gavin] You're always mad at
me.
1006
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,382
- Not always.
1007
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,253
- My son's up all fucking night
1008
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,820
trying to teach this dog new
tricks.
1009
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,343
You know what the dog's doing?
1010
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:50,998
- [Addison] Are you gonna do
that all?
1011
00:47:51,042 --> 00:47:53,827
- And I put them in my car and
I take him off to the desert,
1012
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,524
I snap his fucking neck like a
breadstick.
1013
00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:56,961
- Scuba diving, no.
1014
00:47:57,004 --> 00:47:58,571
- [Shane] Why not?
1015
00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:03,402
- [Pouch] So shut the fuck up,
and sit, and stay, Scruffy.
1016
00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:05,186
- 'Cause I don't wanna
have to trust anything.
1017
00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:10,670
It ruins it, I wanna be downthere with no tank or anything.
1018
00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:14,804
- [Shane] How are you gonna
breathe?
1019
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:15,893
- [Addison] I'm gonna use a
rock.
1020
00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:20,593
- [Shane] Okay, use a rock to dowhat?
1021
00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:24,336
- [Addison] You'll see.
1022
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,946
- [Shane] Oh yeah?
1023
00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:30,081
- When I was a little girl
on my island that I'm from
1024
00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:32,387
there was this bridge that
all the guys would go to
1025
00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:35,564
and they would carry these big
rocks
1026
00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:37,784
and they would jump off of a
bridge.
1027
00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:38,959
And the rock would carry them
1028
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:42,354
all the way down to the bottom.
1029
00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:44,138
They just stay there.
1030
00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:55,541
[dramatic music]
1031
00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,204
- [Marty] Gavin, Gavin, what
the fuck are you doing, man?
1032
00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:08,293
- [Pouch] Let's go over here,
come on.
1033
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,168
- [Addison] 'Cause even
if it's for a minute,
1034
00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:15,213
it'll be worth it.
1035
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:20,958
- [Shane] What if you run outtaair?
1036
00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:22,089
- That's the fun part.
1037
00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:25,963
What if you run out of air?
1038
00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:29,967
- Let's go Hollywood.
- Gavin, I'm talking to you.
1039
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,490
- [Pouch] Sit and stay, Scruffy.
1040
00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:32,360
- Gavin!
1041
00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:36,669
Oh fuck.
1042
00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,892
Gavin, buddy, it's Marty,
man, what the hell?
1043
00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,111
Where did you go?
1044
00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:45,330
We're really worried about you,all right?
1045
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:48,289
So just give us a call back,
please, bye.
1046
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:51,640
- Call the girl, he probably
went to go find her.
1047
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,251
Hopefully he doesn't snap her
neck.
1048
00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,427
- I ordered her through a
service, okay?
1049
00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,211
They're not gonna give
her number out that easily
1050
00:49:57,255 --> 00:49:58,343
and I ordered a Filipino
1051
00:49:58,386 --> 00:49:59,431
because I thought you guys wouldlaugh.
1052
00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,606
- He didn't laugh though, Marty.
1053
00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,956
- This isn't a fucking joke,
bro, okay?
1054
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,090
He can get himself killed,
that guy was fucking insane.
1055
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:08,005
- Do you still have the
number to that service?
1056
00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:09,658
- Yeah, why?
It's right here.
1057
00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:10,746
- Dial it.
1058
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:11,878
- I'm telling you right now
1059
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,358
they're not gonna give you the
number.
1060
00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,577
- She's not in a SecretService, bro, she's a stripper.
1061
00:50:15,621 --> 00:50:16,796
Here, give me the phone.
1062
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,715
Hi, how you doing?
1063
00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:26,980
Good, look, I just had a
quick question for you.
1064
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,678
I was kinda hoping you'd beable help me out with something.
1065
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,071
Well, the thing is,
1066
00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,943
you guys sent us this great
stripper and,
1067
00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:35,293
no, no, no, she was wonderful.
1068
00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,250
I'm sorry, dancer.
1069
00:50:36,294 --> 00:50:37,991
Sent us this amazing dancer,
1070
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,167
I know you guys don't like thatterm,
1071
00:50:40,211 --> 00:50:45,172
but, she left a ring here
and it looks really expensive
1072
00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,305
and we just wanted to get it
back to her
1073
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,046
before we took off in the
morning.
1074
00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:51,613
You would do that?
1075
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:54,094
Oh my God, that would be
amazing.
1076
00:50:55,661 --> 00:50:58,490
Well, here's the thing, I
didn't catch her stage name,
1077
00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:02,233
but she actually, she gave
us her real name and it's...
1078
00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:03,103
- Addie.
1079
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:04,365
- Addie, that's the one.
1080
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,280
Okay.
1081
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,326
Uh-huh.
1082
00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:15,115
Got it, you're a lifesaver.
1083
00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:17,900
Thank you so much.
1084
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,338
All right, yep, have a
wonderful night, bye.
1085
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:24,559
Bunch a animals, they
actually gave it to me.
1086
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,213
- Are you actually enjoying
this?
1087
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,781
This is the fucking best mood
you've been in all night, man.
1088
00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:30,609
- Marty, this is what I do for aliving.
1089
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,872
I solve people's problems.
1090
00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:35,396
Now here, we got the number,
just give her a call.
1091
00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,062
- It's not ringing, it's
ringing, it's ringing.
1092
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,020
No voicemail.
1093
00:51:51,064 --> 00:51:52,500
Do I have to leave a voicemail?
1094
00:51:52,544 --> 00:51:54,763
Okay, I'll leave a voicemail.
1095
00:51:54,807 --> 00:51:58,593
Addie, it's Marty, Gavin's
friend.
1096
00:51:58,637 --> 00:52:00,769
Yeah, I know it was
really fucked up right now
1097
00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:03,555
and it's a little confusing,
but,
1098
00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:06,210
Gavin just took off and we can'tfind him.
1099
00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:07,776
We have no idea if he's okay.
1100
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:10,562
So just please call us back
if you can when you see him?
1101
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:11,432
Okay?
1102
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:14,827
[sighing]
1103
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:15,697
Man.
1104
00:52:17,395 --> 00:52:20,093
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the
fuck are you doing, man?
1105
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,138
- What? I'm hungry.
1106
00:52:21,181 --> 00:52:23,052
- That's not yours to eat.
1107
00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:24,141
- I gotta eat, Marty.
1108
00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,144
- Do you even like pickles?
1109
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:28,623
- What's with the interrogation?
1110
00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:29,450
- No, no, no, I'm just
wondering,
1111
00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:30,930
do you like pickles, man?
1112
00:52:30,973 --> 00:52:34,281
- No, I don't, but I'm hungry
so I don't really care.
1113
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,284
- Where did you go anyway?
1114
00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:38,198
- What?
1115
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,634
- I just asked where you went,
1116
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,246
and I know you weren't fucking
fishing.
1117
00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:44,596
- I went for a drink,
Marty, is that okay to do
1118
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,728
on my bachelor party in Vegas?
1119
00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:48,513
- Really, just a drink, that's
it?
1120
00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:53,082
- Yeah, I had a drink, I
played some cards, that's it.
1121
00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,172
- Yeah, how'd you do,
did you win anything?
1122
00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:56,085
- I broke even.
1123
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,176
- Blackjack, poker?
1124
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,655
- Blackjack.
1125
00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:01,961
I hit a double down for a couple100
1126
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,223
and I dumped in a slot.
1127
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:04,659
- Don't fucking lie to me, dude.
1128
00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:05,791
- [Shane] Why would I lie to
you?
1129
00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:06,618
- Because you would never put apenny
1130
00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:08,359
in a fucking slot machine!
1131
00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:10,143
So tell me exactly
where the fuck you were.
1132
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,405
- What kinda celebration we
having here?
1133
00:53:11,449 --> 00:53:12,841
- You're gonna pull the
victim card out now?
1134
00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:14,060
You're gonna start sobbing?
1135
00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:15,714
- I'm just being honest with
you, Marty.
1136
00:53:15,757 --> 00:53:17,281
How much fun are we having rightnow?
1137
00:53:17,324 --> 00:53:19,239
- Oh, looks like you had a
fucking jolly old time to me.
1138
00:53:19,283 --> 00:53:21,110
- I did, I had a lotta fun.
1139
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:24,113
I had a drink, I played
some cards, it was a blast.
1140
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,941
- You have a lot of fun with
your intern back in New York?
1141
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,552
- Christ on a side car, Marty.
1142
00:53:27,595 --> 00:53:28,944
I am not that guy.
1143
00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:30,816
- No, no, you are exactly
that fucking guy, man.
1144
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:31,860
Both of you are.
1145
00:53:31,904 --> 00:53:33,253
You're both selfish and
ungrateful
1146
00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:34,820
and everything you have
that you don't appreciate
1147
00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,735
will be gone soon, trust me on
that.
1148
00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:37,823
- Oh my God.
1149
00:53:37,866 --> 00:53:39,259
- And I suggest you call back
home
1150
00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:40,173
before I fucking smack you.
1151
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,566
- You want me to call Hope?
1152
00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:42,436
Why would I call your wife?
1153
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,568
- Call home!
1154
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,355
- Marty, it's six o'clock
in the morning in New York.
1155
00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:49,922
Annabelle is sleeping,
I'm not gonna wake her up.
1156
00:53:49,965 --> 00:53:52,011
- Well, I would hope that
you actually spoke to her
1157
00:53:52,054 --> 00:53:53,708
before she fell asleep,
1158
00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:56,624
'cause if Hope's asleep I'm
gonna leave a fucking message.
1159
00:53:58,887 --> 00:53:59,714
- Oh my God.
1160
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:04,241
[knocking on door]
1161
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:05,416
Marty, he's back.
1162
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:09,898
[cell phone ringing]
1163
00:54:09,942 --> 00:54:12,161
- [Shane] You've reached
Shane at Pierce and Farmer
1164
00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:13,685
please leave your name and phonenumber
1165
00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:14,903
and I'll return your call.
1166
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:16,427
[answering machine beeping]
1167
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:20,561
- [Gavin] Yo, Shane, it's
Gavin, what's going on man?
1168
00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:21,954
It's been awhile.
1169
00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:25,044
I just wanna say congrats.
1170
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:29,004
I am really happy you found
old macadamia, or whatever,
1171
00:54:30,049 --> 00:54:31,093
you know what I mean.
1172
00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:32,704
Anyway, look man, I just,
1173
00:54:34,227 --> 00:54:36,360
I wanted to talk to
you about next weekend.
1174
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,319
I know it probably doesn't
make a difference to you,
1175
00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,713
and I don't know, maybe it does.
1176
00:54:41,756 --> 00:54:46,761
Maybe that's why I'm calling,
but, I can't do it, bro.
1177
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:50,765
I'm gonna fucking fall
off if I go, I know it.
1178
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,726
I wanted to do this thing,
I really fucking did.
1179
00:54:58,164 --> 00:54:59,296
I got a girlfriend now.
1180
00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,342
We met in rehab.
1181
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,170
I know it's fucked up,
1182
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:07,304
but I think I'd probably be deadby now
1183
00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:09,131
if she wasn't there for me so...
1184
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,787
Oh, she's fucking hot too, bro.
1185
00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:15,399
You would fucking die,
you will love this one.
1186
00:55:17,226 --> 00:55:19,185
And you remember that
time we went downtown
1187
00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:21,492
like eight nights in a row to
shoot dice
1188
00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:23,189
'til like 6:00 a.m.?
1189
00:55:24,451 --> 00:55:26,192
We lied to Marty 'cause
he kept giving us shit
1190
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,541
about having a problem.
1191
00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:30,979
I wish that was my only fuckingproblem.
1192
00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,982
We lost so much money.
1193
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,204
We probably should have listenedto him a little bit more.
1194
00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:41,903
Man, I miss you guys.
1195
00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:45,342
Oh fuck!
1196
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,649
[answering machine beeping]
1197
00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:50,042
- [Automated Voicemail] Todelete this message press seven.
1198
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:52,261
[beeping]
1199
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,576
- So, how was your night?
1200
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,927
[whistling]
1201
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:10,845
- What are you looking at?
1202
00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,282
- Could you pretend to
give a fuck for once?
1203
00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,632
- I do give a fuck, Marty.
1204
00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:16,242
What do you want me to do?
1205
00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:17,635
It's not exactly a big surprise
1206
00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:19,071
I don't know what he was
thinking coming here.
1207
00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,638
- For you!
1208
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,597
- No, no, the record will
show that Vegas was your idea.
1209
00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,469
Yeah, what, before he almost
fucking died?
1210
00:56:25,512 --> 00:56:26,600
- Well, he didn't have to come.
1211
00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:27,993
- You're still ashamed of what
you did.
1212
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,386
- Ashamed?
1213
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,257
Marty, how many times
do I have to apologize?
1214
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,954
He either forgives me where he
doesn't,
1215
00:56:32,998 --> 00:56:34,565
I can't go back in time.
1216
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,001
- I don't understand how
you could make it seem like
1217
00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:37,742
he fucked your girlfriend
1218
00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:38,786
instead of the other way around
1219
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,135
like it actually fucking
happened.
1220
00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:41,746
- Okay Marty, let's just drop
it.
1221
00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,400
Yeah, let's drop it.
1222
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,444
You know what?
1223
00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,576
Let's just talk about your
intern.
1224
00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:46,794
- What do you want me to say,
Marty?
1225
00:56:46,838 --> 00:56:50,494
What, that I slept with my
intern?
1226
00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:52,452
Fine, you got me.
1227
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:55,281
I slept with my intern,
I cheat on my fiance.
1228
00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:57,457
Does that make you happy,
are you're good now?
1229
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:59,459
Huh, you heard what you wanted
to hear?
1230
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:00,678
Jesus Christ, man.
1231
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,070
It's not exactly something I'm
proud of.
1232
00:57:02,114 --> 00:57:03,681
- Well then stop fucking doing
it.
1233
00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,465
- Screw you Marty.
1234
00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:06,379
Hmm?
1235
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,425
Screw you, and fuck Gavin. Okay.
1236
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:11,602
I'm always under such a
magnifying glass with you too.
1237
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:12,951
It's like whenever he screws up,
1238
00:57:12,994 --> 00:57:14,692
he's some poor little innocent
victim.
1239
00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,737
But whenever I screw up,
I'm a fucking monster.
1240
00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,304
- You know what?
1241
00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,653
No, I fully fucking acknowledgethat you are both selfish,
1242
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:21,089
ungrateful, fucking assholes,
1243
00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:22,917
the only difference is
Gavin hurts himself.
1244
00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:24,571
You hurt everyone else around
you!
1245
00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,791
And your head is so far up
your own fucking ass, man,
1246
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:29,794
you haven't once asked if Ineed anything or how I'm doing.
1247
00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:31,099
- Fine.
1248
00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,971
How you doing, Marty,
do you need anything?
1249
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:34,538
- What, from you?
1250
00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:37,889
No, I learned not to haveexpectations with you years ago!
1251
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,194
And how the fuck am I?
1252
00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,805
Not so great, Shane.
1253
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,677
Hope's about to be back in
chemo.
1254
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,941
And yet I'm still here
suffering for you two guys.
1255
00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:49,422
- Wait, Hope's back in chemo?
1256
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,903
- Oh, don't try and play that
fucking friend card with me.
1257
00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:53,252
It's never been in your deck.
1258
00:57:53,295 --> 00:57:54,427
- You've never said
anything to me about this.
1259
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:55,907
No, no, no, no, wait!
1260
00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,561
- [Marty] All I wanted was
some fucking French toast.
1261
00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:58,475
- Marty!
1262
00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:03,741
- Pumpkin pie.
1263
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,787
Remember?
1264
00:58:11,096 --> 00:58:13,664
It was your first day out
and I came to pick you up.
1265
00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,929
I mean, if you think about it,
it was our real first date.
1266
00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,715
I asked, so what you wanna do?
1267
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:26,590
You were so freaking cute and soserious.
1268
00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:27,939
I remember you said,
1269
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:33,945
"Pumpkin pie, you down, pumpkinpie?"
1270
00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,254
Do you remember what I said?
1271
00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:44,085
I said.
1272
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,001
- Pie not?
1273
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,872
- Mm-hmm.
1274
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,354
We went to the farmer's market
1275
00:58:52,398 --> 00:58:54,139
and you kept trying to eat frommy half
1276
00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:56,533
and I kept swatting you away.
1277
00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,969
- It wasn't fair.
1278
00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,102
Your half was bigger than mine.
1279
00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:02,103
- Oh, yeah.
1280
00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,670
- You cut it uneven.
1281
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:11,069
You wanted wine so bad.
1282
00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:11,939
- Yeah.
1283
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,899
- You remember what I said?
1284
00:59:14,942 --> 00:59:16,030
- Why not, baby?
1285
00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:18,337
- Why not, baby?
1286
00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:25,344
- And I said, you can't have
one, baby.
1287
00:59:28,086 --> 00:59:29,217
Not today, anyway.
1288
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,955
You know we all have our demons,Gavin.
1289
01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,090
The trick is having one
that won't kill you.
1290
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:18,876
- Addie.
1291
01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:22,706
Addie.
1292
01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:23,794
- [Addie] What?
1293
01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:24,664
- Addie.
1294
01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,666
- [Addie] What?
1295
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,059
- Addison.
1296
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,364
- [Addie] What?
1297
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:37,851
Gavin, calm down.
1298
01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:43,770
- I am calm, baby.
1299
01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:47,078
- What?
1300
01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:49,210
[crying]
1301
01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:51,909
What's wrong with you?
1302
01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,652
What's wrong with you?
1303
01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:56,914
- I don't know.
1304
01:00:58,829 --> 01:00:59,917
I don't know.
1305
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:02,702
- Oh, baby.
1306
01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,487
[soft music]
1307
01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:07,272
- I love you.
1308
01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,491
- I know, I know.
1309
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:13,104
- I do love you, Addie, I do
love you.
1310
01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:15,976
[Gavin crying]
1311
01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,457
[soft music]
1312
01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:31,383
- Baby.
1313
01:01:44,396 --> 01:01:47,138
[Gavin retching]
1314
01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:51,229
[crying]
1315
01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:17,472
Hey.
1316
01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:18,343
- Hey.
1317
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:31,225
- What'd you take, Gavin?
1318
01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:32,836
- I'm not puking from the drugs,
1319
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,925
I don't puke from the drugs
anymore.
1320
01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,144
- What'd you take?
1321
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,846
- I had a little whiskey.
1322
01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:45,936
- What else?
1323
01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:46,806
- Nothing.
1324
01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:47,633
- Nothing?
1325
01:02:47,676 --> 01:02:48,503
- Mm-mm.
1326
01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:51,115
- Pills?
1327
01:02:52,943 --> 01:02:53,857
- Yeah, pills.
1328
01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:56,642
- Fuck.
1329
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:58,731
What else?
1330
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:01,647
- You.
1331
01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,524
Addie.
1332
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:10,612
- Yeah?
1333
01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:13,485
- I have to tell you something.
1334
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,355
- What?
1335
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:18,664
- I didn't go to San Francisco.
1336
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:21,188
[laughing]
1337
01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:22,059
- No shit!
1338
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:36,856
So what do you wanna do
tomorrow?
1339
01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:40,773
Pumpkin pie?
1340
01:03:43,515 --> 01:03:44,777
- I don't know.
1341
01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,350
[groaning]
1342
01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:01,054
[sighing]
1343
01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:13,675
- [Shane] Answer the phone,
dickhead.
1344
01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:16,417
Yo, G, pick up the phone bro,
seriously.
1345
01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:17,549
For the record, Gavin,
1346
01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,943
you have absolutely ruined thisweekend.
1347
01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:22,075
Christ, man, you are such an
ass.
1348
01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:24,512
I hope you're happy in
there all passed out,
1349
01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,384
goddammit, what happened to us?
1350
01:04:28,516 --> 01:04:30,867
I know what happened to
us, I was a shit friend.
1351
01:04:32,564 --> 01:04:33,826
I am a shit friend.
1352
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:37,656
Look man, I'm sorry.
1353
01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,702
Not for Nicole, for not being
there,
1354
01:04:40,746 --> 01:04:44,445
for not hopping on a plane
and picking your ass up
1355
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,231
from fucking rehab, for
everything.
1356
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:14,606
- [Gavin] Thanks.
1357
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:26,357
- [Shane] You okay?
1358
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,446
- I think my hand modeling
career's over.
1359
01:05:28,489 --> 01:05:30,665
- You gonna be able to
jerk off with that thing?
1360
01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:32,102
- I'll figure something out.
1361
01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:34,713
Where's Marty?
1362
01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:39,239
- [Shane] Out looking for
new childhood friends.
1363
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,199
- Sounds about right.
1364
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:05,962
Really?
1365
01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:08,442
- Really.
1366
01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:18,322
- If you could go back
in time to any one day,
1367
01:06:18,365 --> 01:06:19,976
what day would it be and why?
1368
01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:38,255
"I'd of told you about Nicole."
1369
01:06:40,561 --> 01:06:42,041
[Gavin chuckling]
1370
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,739
You wouldn't go back
and not sleep with her?
1371
01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:46,915
That's a shitty use of time
travel, Shane.
1372
01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:51,572
- No, I would not go back and
not do it
1373
01:06:51,616 --> 01:06:55,750
because I don't think you
would've ever let her go
1374
01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,317
if that never happened.
1375
01:06:57,361 --> 01:06:59,145
- Oh, so you did me a favor.
1376
01:06:59,189 --> 01:07:00,755
- That's not what I'm saying,
Gavin,
1377
01:07:00,799 --> 01:07:03,106
I just think you're better off.
1378
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:06,500
- It wouldn't have mattered
if you had told me.
1379
01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:09,329
It wouldn't have made a
difference, for the record.
1380
01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:11,984
- You wouldn't have respected
the fact
1381
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,116
that I owned up to it?
1382
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:15,770
- No, I wouldn't have respectedthe fact
1383
01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:17,033
that you owned up to it.
1384
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,605
- I would have at least
respected myself.
1385
01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:29,784
I haven't really respected
myself since then.
1386
01:07:29,828 --> 01:07:32,570
- I haven't really respected
you since then either, so.
1387
01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:37,749
Come on, man, I'm fucking with
you.
1388
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,794
- I'm trying to apologize to
you, Gavin.
1389
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:46,975
- That was before doing
something
shitty made me feel bad.
1390
01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:50,892
I don't feel anything.
1391
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:54,026
I wanted to be that guy growingup.
1392
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:59,162
The guy in the movies that goeshome
1393
01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:02,295
and turns down the girl at the
bar,
1394
01:08:02,339 --> 01:08:06,169
and crawls into bed and
kisses his wife goodnight
1395
01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:07,605
and says he loves her.
1396
01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:11,043
He calls her on the phone
when he's in the car
1397
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:14,133
just to sing her stupid
songs and hear her laugh.
1398
01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:20,922
He writes her poems on her
birthday.
1399
01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:23,969
I wanted to be that guy growingup.
1400
01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:26,711
- Well, that guy sucks.
1401
01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,581
- Does he?
1402
01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:30,932
I'm trying to have a serious
conversation
1403
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:32,151
with you here, man.
1404
01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:34,632
- No, I'm being serious, that
guy sucks.
1405
01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:44,816
I don't know what you
want me to say, Shane.
1406
01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:48,341
I don't know why you're asking
me.
1407
01:08:48,385 --> 01:08:49,603
- Because you're my friend.
1408
01:08:52,215 --> 01:08:53,041
- Of all people.
1409
01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,267
We all got bugs, you know, it'sfine.
1410
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,619
You got air in your lungs.
1411
01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:11,147
- I know what you mean,
we've got different bugs.
1412
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,371
- We all got our demons, baby.
1413
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:22,941
Just because yours won't kill
you
1414
01:09:22,984 --> 01:09:24,595
doesn't mean you don't have to
fight it.
1415
01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:27,554
She's the one?
1416
01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,211
- What?
1417
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:34,692
Yeah, of course she's the one.
1418
01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,433
- Start today, be that guy.
1419
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,219
It's worst things that are done,Shane.
1420
01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,916
- You don't think I should comeclean,
1421
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,309
tell her what I've done?
1422
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,529
- No, I don't think you
should come clean to her.
1423
01:09:46,617 --> 01:09:47,444
Go home,
1424
01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:50,490
get married, be happy.
1425
01:09:52,579 --> 01:09:56,235
- You don't think that's
a little fucked up?
1426
01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,500
- I think fucked up is relative.
1427
01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:03,199
- You okay?
1428
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,331
- Yeah, I'm okay.
1429
01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:08,682
- I'm seriously asking.
1430
01:10:10,641 --> 01:10:13,121
- Well, my hand is probably
broken, Shane.
1431
01:10:13,165 --> 01:10:14,862
- I'm not talking about your
hand.
1432
01:10:19,606 --> 01:10:23,306
- I punched that wall,
you know, I did that.
1433
01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:25,003
I chose to do that.
1434
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,962
- That's a strange response.
1435
01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:30,226
- Well, maybe, but it
doesn't change the fact
1436
01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,140
that my fucking hand hurts.
1437
01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:33,968
- It's a consequence.
1438
01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,753
- And there's no sense
in pretending it's fine.
1439
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:40,323
You just, I don't know,
tape it up or something
1440
01:10:40,366 --> 01:10:41,367
and keep moving.
1441
01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:42,629
- You're gonna need some ice
too.
1442
01:10:42,673 --> 01:10:43,543
- Some ice too.
1443
01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:48,026
What do you think, should we gofind him?
1444
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:50,246
- Yeah.
1445
01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:52,552
Yeah, we should.
1446
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:54,685
Give me a minute though.
1447
01:10:57,601 --> 01:10:58,863
I'm gonna call my fiance.
1448
01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:06,479
- Hey.
1449
01:11:06,523 --> 01:11:07,350
- [Shane] Yeah?
1450
01:11:08,307 --> 01:11:09,569
- I told you she was hot.
1451
01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:13,181
- [Shane] Yeah.
1452
01:11:14,444 --> 01:11:15,271
Yeah, you did.
1453
01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,333
- [Faith] I see that.
1454
01:11:34,377 --> 01:11:35,465
It's really cool.
1455
01:11:35,508 --> 01:11:37,728
- That's all Cgs, and computer
effects,
1456
01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:38,903
and all that crazy shit.
1457
01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:40,034
- [Faith] Wow.
1458
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:41,253
- Yeah, I brought it out here
actually
1459
01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,342
to have him sign it from my son.
1460
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:45,213
Got a little four-year-old boy
here.
1461
01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,742
- Oh my God, he's cute.
1462
01:11:51,785 --> 01:11:54,614
- Oh yeah, he's a little
maniac, let me tell you.
1463
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,050
- Well let me tell you,
1464
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:57,138
you'd better enjoy him
while he's a little maniac.
1465
01:11:57,182 --> 01:11:59,576
- Why, you got a couple of big
maniacs?
1466
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,752
- Oh yeah, I have a big maniac
1467
01:12:01,795 --> 01:12:04,581
and he's a big enough maniac
to go around for everybody.
1468
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:06,147
- Well I'm sure he'll grow out
of it.
1469
01:12:06,191 --> 01:12:08,280
I can't tell you the hell
I put my mom through.
1470
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:12,153
- Well, that would be pretty
hard to do from prison.
1471
01:12:12,197 --> 01:12:13,764
- Oh,
1472
01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:16,506
I'm not really good atresponding to things like that.
1473
01:12:16,549 --> 01:12:17,811
- Don't worry about it, it's
okay.
1474
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:20,292
- If you don't mind me
asking, what happened?
1475
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,162
- No, I don't mind.
1476
01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,294
He's in for murder.
1477
01:12:23,295 --> 01:12:24,165
- I'm sorry.
1478
01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:26,951
- It's okay, don't worry about
it.
1479
01:12:26,994 --> 01:12:30,911
I mean, it's not really
a fresh wound, you know?
1480
01:12:30,955 --> 01:12:32,435
I don't wanna ruin your
breakfast.
1481
01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:34,393
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, you'refine.
1482
01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:37,135
My friends already did a numberon my day.
1483
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,572
So tell me, he actually killed
someone?
1484
01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:42,401
- Yeah, he did, he
actually killed someone.
1485
01:12:42,445 --> 01:12:44,055
- Wow, was it an accident?
1486
01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,013
- No, he stabbed him.
1487
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,103
But I'm proud of him now.
1488
01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:50,670
- Why, that's a little fucked
up?
1489
01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:54,239
- No, I'm not proud of himbecause he stabbed him, you ass.
1490
01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,633
I'm proud of him because
he's written a book.
1491
01:12:56,676 --> 01:12:59,287
- Good, 'cause I was about
to ask for this coffee to go.
1492
01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,551
- It's called "Two Ways To Go
West."
1493
01:13:01,594 --> 01:13:02,639
It's pretty cool.
1494
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,382
It's like a Western about this
rancher
1495
01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:09,167
who has this murderous past.
1496
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:12,039
And the bad guys come in
and they like burn his farm.
1497
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:15,260
So, he heads West to take
revenge.
1498
01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:18,219
But really, the story
is within the journey
1499
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:20,265
because then he realizes
1500
01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:22,354
that he's better off not killingthem
1501
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,705
and he finds this inner peace.
1502
01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:26,880
- Wow, how does it end?
1503
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:30,449
[door bell chiming]
1504
01:13:30,493 --> 01:13:31,755
- Your buddies?
1505
01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:33,321
- Yeah, if you can call
them that, that's them.
1506
01:13:33,365 --> 01:13:36,499
- Let me get your food, it
was nice talking to you.
1507
01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,067
You seem like one of the good
guys.
1508
01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:40,938
- I'm trying.
1509
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:44,898
- [Faith] Hey guys.
1510
01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:45,725
- [Gavin] Hey.
1511
01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:46,596
- [Faith] Coffee?
1512
01:13:46,639 --> 01:13:47,466
- [Shane] Yes, please.
1513
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,250
- [Faith] You got it.
1514
01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:54,430
- Alright, listen, pal,
1515
01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:56,519
I'm detective Johnny McNabb
and this is my partner.
1516
01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:58,521
- Detective Shit For Brains.
1517
01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:00,740
- Yeah.
1518
01:14:00,784 --> 01:14:02,699
- So what happened in this
episode, boys?
1519
01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:05,919
Did you two finally manage
to wipe your own asses yet?
1520
01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:09,575
- Actually, I learned that Ican't solve the case on my own,
1521
01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,622
I need my partners to
have my back detective.
1522
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:14,711
- Detective McDouchebag, right?
1523
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,147
- Well, I learned,
1524
01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:19,803
I learned...
1525
01:14:23,067 --> 01:14:24,416
Can I?
1526
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,852
- Oh, now you wanna see it?
1527
01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,201
- [Gavin] Yeah.
1528
01:14:27,245 --> 01:14:29,247
- Well, I've been waiting
for you to sign it.
1529
01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:30,117
- Jesus.
1530
01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:32,816
- Bring back memories?
1531
01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:33,947
- Yeah, a little bit.
1532
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,602
Learned a few things.
1533
01:14:37,734 --> 01:14:39,387
Don't forget where you come
from.
1534
01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:43,479
- Sounds like a pretty
shitty episode to me.
1535
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:44,828
- Yeah, maybe so, but,
1536
01:14:46,090 --> 01:14:48,309
I really think it will get the
show back on the right track.
1537
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,136
- Yeah.
- You know,
1538
01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:50,747
- I keep thinking that,
1539
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,226
but it always winds up being
the same bullshit every time.
1540
01:14:52,270 --> 01:14:53,358
- Give it another shot.
1541
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:54,751
- At this point I'm stuck with
it,
1542
01:14:54,794 --> 01:14:56,056
I'm too old for a new show.
1543
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,797
- There's nothing else good on
anyway.
1544
01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,669
It's all shit one way or
another.
1545
01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,540
- What do you say, Marty?
1546
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:02,715
We try again?
1547
01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,500
- As fun as you two are to be
around.
1548
01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:06,240
I miss Hope and the kids.
1549
01:15:06,284 --> 01:15:07,067
- [Faith] Here you go.
1550
01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,025
- Oh, thank you so much.
1551
01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,983
- [Faith] You're welcome.
- Thank you.
1552
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:10,941
- [Faith] What could I get you
guys?
1553
01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:14,814
- I'll have the French toast.
1554
01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:17,382
- [Faith] You got it, and you?
1555
01:15:18,426 --> 01:15:19,602
[sighing]
1556
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:23,257
- I will have the French
toast too, please.
1557
01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,619
[upbeat music]
1558
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,152
♪ I miss my friends
1559
01:15:48,195 --> 01:15:50,589
♪ My old school friends
1560
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:55,551
♪ The ones that I've known all
my life ♪
1561
01:15:55,594 --> 01:16:00,512
♪ I spent so long
pushing their love away ♪
1562
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:05,343
♪ Now it cuts and it bites
1563
01:16:05,386 --> 01:16:09,826
♪ I had this dream that
I saw all of them ♪
1564
01:16:09,869 --> 01:16:14,874
♪ And we talked but we
knew that we'd changed ♪
1565
01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:19,792
♪ Some had seen money,
and some had seen debt ♪
1566
01:16:19,836 --> 01:16:24,971
♪ But, none of them were the
same ♪
1567
01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:28,409
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1568
01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:32,588
♪ I wanna feel the love again
1569
01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:35,416
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1570
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:40,465
♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪
1571
01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:45,818
♪ I can't forget getting
drunk in the woods ♪
1572
01:16:45,862 --> 01:16:50,867
♪ With some liquor stolen
from the market shelf ♪
1573
01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:55,785
♪ I drink a whole plastic CherryCoke bottle full of wine ♪
1574
01:16:55,828 --> 01:17:00,659
♪ And I thought I'd killed
myself ♪
1575
01:17:00,703 --> 01:17:04,010
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1576
01:17:04,054 --> 01:17:08,145
♪ I wanna feel their love again♪
1577
01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:11,017
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1578
01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:15,848
♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪
1579
01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:17,894
♪ Kissing the same girls
1580
01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:19,722
♪ Taking their sweet pearls
1581
01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:24,727
♪ And giving ours away at the
same time ♪
1582
01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:29,775
♪ Man, I turn each memory
into this perfect summertime ♪
1583
01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:50,709
♪ I know they're there
1584
01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:53,059
♪ I know where
1585
01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:57,542
♪ I could see their faces everyday ♪
1586
01:17:57,585 --> 01:17:59,849
♪ All these pixeled pictures
1587
01:17:59,892 --> 01:18:02,068
♪ I'll study them like
scriptures ♪
1588
01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:07,117
♪ And I still feel so far away
1589
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:10,555
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1590
01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:14,733
♪ I wanna feel their love again♪
1591
01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:17,431
♪ I want 'em back, I want 'em
back ♪
1592
01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:20,217
♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪
1593
01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:24,308
♪ I wanna be with my old friends♪
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