All language subtitles for Hercules 522 - Revelations

[ Man ]
Previously on Hercules.

Temptation
comes to everyone
sooner or later, Iolaus.

Although you were
led astray, you are
and always have been...

a servant of the Light,

and so you have
earned your place in it.

I have come
to take you home.

Good-bye, Iolaus.

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Screaming ]
[ Michael Continues
Speaking Latin ]

Iolaus!
[ Gasps ]

Please help me!
They're gonna hurt
my sister!

[ Panting ]
Your sister?

[ Exhales ]
Sure. Yeah.

Come on!
I'll be right
behind you.

Whoa. No more stewed possum
for me. Whew!

We beseech you,
mighty God of War,

accept our offering
of flesh and blood...

to assure our victory
in the coming battle.

- [ Woman ] Ares, save us!
-[ Man ]
Kill the virgin!

[ Grunts ]

[ Continues Grunting ]

Huh?
Hi.

I'll take it from here.

- [ Yells ]
- [ Gasping ]

How dare you!

Believe me.
It wasn't that hard.

What is wrong
with you people?

War requires sacrifice,
Hercules.

They're trying
to save their sons
if this war can be averted.

By killing
their daughters?

If you really
want to save lives,
sit down with your enemy...

and work out a peace
you can all live with.

Save your preaching
for the faithful.

You may have
no respect for the gods,
but we can't afford not to.

I can see that.
Excuse me.

If you're thinking about
buying Ares' good grace,
think again.

He doesn't have any.

Take your money back.
Please?

Well, you've assured our defeat.
Congratulations.

That's mine!
That's not yours!

[ Iolaus ]
Hercules!

Hercules!

Need your help.

End...

of the world.

Definitely
no more possum stew.

[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

I owe you my life,
Hercules.

It's your sister
you should thank.
She brought me here.

I've been raising Mia
since she was born.

Our parents were killed
in the Trojan War.

From what I can tell,
you've done a great job
in raising her.

Thanks, Hercules.
You're welcome.

We should
get going now.

Yeah.
Bye.

See you,
Hercules!
Bye-bye.

Be safe.

Hi.

Mmm. Virgins.
Gotta love 'em.

And I mean that.

Oh, goody.
Now my day's complete.

I thought you'd outgrown
virgin sacrifices.

What can I say?
I'm a child at heart.

The truth is,
I didn't ask for this.

Mortals have been
kinda irritable lately.

I don't know what's gotten into
them, but I'm not the kind to
look a gift horse in the mouth.

You didn't start all this?
No, they're doing it
all on their own.

And I think
they could go all the way.
I am so proud.

Enjoy it while it lasts,
'cause I'm about to stop it.

Well, that's new.

Mmm?

[ Sighs ]

Hercules!

- [ Mutters ] Great.
- [ Laughing ]

Hey, Falafel. Wow.
It's nice to see
a familiar face.

Speaking of which,
can I interest you
in a fun mirror?

I'd love to, but I kinda have
a war to stop before it starts.

Tell me about it.
Food rations forced me
to give up my stand.

- And that's a bad thing, right?
- Hmm?

[ Both Laughing ]

Try this.

I look like a Cyclops.

See?
You're having fun already!

Yes, I am.
Now, wait till
you see this.

Try this one.
Yeah.

The Peloponnesian Plains.

N-No time!

Is something wrong?

I'm sorry, Falafel,
but this isn't
my idea of fun.

Special discounts
for valued customers!

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Continues In Latin ]

[ Roaring ]

My people
are demanding war.

As are mine.

We are kings, you and I.

We must do what's best
for our people,

even at the risk
of our own popularity.

Agreed.
Let's meet at sundown
to negotiate.

Can we trust them,
my lord?

I imagine
they're asking themselves
the same question.

The king!
What's happened?

Shoot! Over there!
Kill them.
[ Groans ]

No!

- Charge!
-[ Soldiers Shouting ]

Charge!
[ Soldiers Shouting ]

I had this battleground
scheduled for next week.

Looks like the locals
have gone proactive on me.

Aah!
Oh, now,that...

is what I call
a healthy exchange of ideas!

Yes! Author! Author!
[ Chortling ]

Hey, hey, people!
Energy! Focus!
Work with me here!

[ Iolaus ]
Hercules!

Going to get... worse.

Help me.

Okay, now I know
I'm not imagining that.

Help me.

[ Grunting ]

Hi, buddy.

[ Grunts ]
Whoa!

Wh-- Who are you?

Hercules, it's me!
[ Stammering ]

Don't touch me.
Wait, it's me!

It's Iolaus!
It's me!

- Iolaus?
- Yeah! I'm back!

Really?
Yeah, really!
This is me, Hercules!

It's me!
It's Iolaus?

Yeah!
[ Laughing ]

[ Both Laughing ]

Buddy!
Look at you!

Wait.
W-W-W-W-Wait, wait, wait!

How could--
This can't be possible.

I-I know.
It's kind of hard
to understand.

But, Hercules, I'm back.

I mean,
I'm not completely back.
There is-- But I'm back.

And I'm not,
"I'm gonna kill you"
or anything like that.

It's really me,
and I'm here!

Well, you act
like you're Iolaus.

It's 'cause I am
the Iolaus you know.
Look! Hey! Whoo!

Hello, little buddy!
Hey! It's me!

Even if I am hallucinating,
it sure is good
to see you again!

You too!
Iolaus.

But how?

Uh... you better
sit down, Hercules.

Um, I--
[ Sighs ]

You know, I wish I could
explain this to you,

tell you about
where I've been.

It's like I--

I didn't realize before
that there was so much more
beyond our world.

I mean, beyond
what we can even imagine.

- Sounds great.
- No!

No, no, no, no.
It's better than great.

It's like I have been
living in a perfect light.

You know, the only word
I can use to describe it
is, uh...

bliss.

Wow.
Yeah.

Uh-oh.

- Uh-oh?
- What?

What what? You said "uh-oh."
When you say "uh-oh,"
it usually means trouble.

I said "uh-oh" because
you wouldn't have come back
if there wasn't trouble.

- Have you ever been wrong?
- I thought so once,
but I was wrong.

Right.

Hercules, there's something
you'd better see.

Uh-oh.

It's one
of the four seals.

The four seals?
Yeah.

See, um, the Light
has Guardians.

Uh, in fact,
I'm one of them now.

You?
Yeah.

Really?
Yeah.

This is a good thing,
right?

Well, originally
there were four,

but, uh, when the Light
decided to invite others
into the club, so to speak,

the first four,
they turned against him.

So they didn't like
to share.
No kidding.

And, anyway,
these, uh--

these Four Horsemen
carry the four plagues
of Armageddon,

which would be, oh, you know,
pestilence, war, famine and...

death.

See, at first the Light had
them all imprisoned so no harm
would come to the world.

And now someone's
setting them free.

Yeah, a, uh,
a Guardian of the Light.

And every time he breaks a seal,
another Horseman is released.

Along with another plague.

Along with another plague.

Well, if all four
are released--

[ Sighs ]

They'll have enough power
to destroy mankind.

Correct.

Kill me.

The tracks go this way.
Yeah, looks like Michael's
got a head start.

[ Laughing ]

Well, well. The dynamic duo
are together again.

Wait. Aren't you dead?

[ Gasping ]
He's just visiting.

Why don't you
be annoying
someplace else?

[ Chuckles ] Lucky for you
I'm in a good mood,
little brother.

War's on an all-time high;
greed and hatred
are running rampant.

I don't know what's going on,
but I love it!

Hyah!
Moo--

He shoots, he kills!
That was a cow.

Udder destruction.

At least
he's having fun.

Fun? Oh, this is
way past fun.
This is bliss.

I've never felt
so alive.

If this keeps up, I can
pay back Dad for all the
spankings he's given me.

As usual, Ares,
you're lost in your own
delusions of grandeur.

Yeah? Well,
you're a hypocrite.
Hypocrite?

- What?
- That's right, pretty boy.

Always getting
bent out of shape when the gods
interfere with humanity.

Well, this time
I got nothing to do with
what's going on around here,

and you're the one
interfering.

[ Chuckles ]
I don't have time
for this conversation.

- The world's about to end,
and we have work to do.
- Whoa, whoa.

The world is about to end?

That's right.

- You're bluffing.
- Okay, I'm bluffing. See ya.

Boy. Poor Ares.
Have to work it out
for himself.

I guess so,
but in a way I envy him.
Envy him?

Sure. I mean,
ignorance is bliss.

I hate when they do that.

Yaaah!

Show me the mark.

We have company.

Deal with them,
and be quick about it.

I wanted to ask you--
I just wanted--

You first.
No, no, after you.

[ Chuckles ]
Uh, you know,
I-I-I know you--

you said
you'd forgiven me...

for what happened
with Dahak.

Iolaus,
I didn't just say it.
I meant it.

The last thing I want
is for you
to beat yourself up...

over something
that wasn't your fault--
it's ancient history.

I'm just-- I'm just
glad to see you again.

Hercules, I have to
tell you something.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, uh-oh.

I-I can't stay.

When this is over,
I have to go back.

Because?

Because I didn't exactly
get a leave of absence
to come here, you know.

I-I kinda snuck out.

We're not allowed
to do that.

Technically speaking,
we're not supposed to
get involved with people.

Oh, come on.
Nobody ever follows
that policy.

Yeah, but these guys are--
[ Shudders ]

Yeah.

So, how long before
you have to go back?

Well, it's only a matter of time
before they figure out I'm gone.

Wow.
Yeah.

I wish
I could stay, Hercules.
Really, I do.

I know I made it out
to be kinda perfect, being
a Guardian of the Light and all.

But, well, the truth is,
they don't have everything.

There's no fishing trips,
no women,
no monsters to fight.

No women.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.

I know it--

It hasn't been the same
without you down here either.

By the way--
What?

Duck.
Huh?

- [ Roars ]
- Aah!

A friend of yours?

Uh, we haven't been
formally introduced.

[ Continues Roaring ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, he sure has
a serious ax to grind.
[ Giggles ] Funny.

You sure he missed us?
Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay, you know
the routine.
Okay.

- [ Grunts ]
- [ Yells ]

- Whoops. Too high.
-[ Iolaus ]
Hercules!

- [ Groans ]
- [ Iolaus Continues Yelling ]

- [ Groans ]
- Works every time.

Wow.
That's a little high.

- That's what I call
turning the other cheek.
- Hyah!

I got him-- Aah!

I got him!

Nice try.

Hyah!

[ Roaring, Groaning ]

War.
[ Grunts ]

What's it good for?
Absolutely nothin'.

[ Panting, Sighing ]

Hey, uh, a little high
on the throw, I thought.
I was way up there.

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Shrieking, Roaring ]

You bought me
all the time I needed.

[ Iolaus ]
The Second Horseman's
been released.

And that would be famine.

Keep back!
[ Woman ]
You've got more than enough!

This is my food!
I'm starving!
[ All Shouting ]

Come back here!
Come back here!

- Please, sir--
- Keep back!

- I don't need much, just
enough for my little sister.
- Keep back, or I'll cut ya!

Didn't your mother tell you
never to play with knives?

- Let me go.
- That's a good idea.
Why don't you go?

[ Onlookers Shouting ]

Hey, hey, hey!

We're doing
everything we can
to stop this.

But you have to
look out for each other,
especially now.

Please,
whatever you have,
just... share.

Here.
Thank you.

And you?
Yes.

Are you all right?
Yes. But there's
no food left.

Here.
Thank you.

- We're running out of time.
- What's going on, Hercules?

Hopefully I'll have time
to explain later.

But for now,
you two just stay indoors
and be careful.

Go on.
Okay.

We've gotta stop Michael.
It's easier said
than done.

He's more powerful
than anything
we've been up against.

Set me straight on something.

Michael's a Guardian
of the Light, right?
Right.

And the Light banished
the Four Horsemen from Earth.
Yeah.

So why would he betray the Light
by releasing them again?

He didn't
betray the Light.

The Light
sent him here.

I thought it wanted
to keep the forces
locked away.

Well, at first it did,
but...

the Light is not too happy
with what's been going on
around here.

Well, look around,
Hercules.

You know,
people have changed.

There hasn't been a night
in over a thousand winters...

that someone hasn't been
murdered or robbed or beaten.

And believe me,
someone is keeping track.

And this same someone...

has come to the conclusion
that it's better
to destroy everything?

Well, it depends
on how you look at it.

You could say
we're starting over.

Whose side are you on,
Iolaus?

[ Sighs ]
I came back to warn you,
didn't I?

Yeah.

The hungry usually make
the best warriors.

But thestarving
can't even hold up a sword!

We don't have time
for your puppet show, Ares.

Look, I had a pretty nice
little war going here,

then someone started
messing with the food.

- You and your little playmate
know who it is. I want names.
- [ Whispers ] "Playmate"?

Gee, Iolaus,
sounds to me like Ares
is asking for our help.

No! Really?
Yeah!

See,
what I'm saying is,

when I find whoever's
responsible for taking the food
out of my soldiers' mouths,

I'm gonna get him, see,

I'm gonna rip his head off,

reach down his throat
and pull out--

Where did you get
all this hostility?
He was born that way. Sad.

Enough!
[ Yells ]

I want names!

Well, you're not gonna
be able to miss Michael.

He's not exactly from here.

Michael? Cool. Let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're not doing anything.
You understand?

- You don't want my help?
- Not only do I not want
your help, I don't need it.

Have you forgotten
who you're talking to?

You are talking to Ares,
God of War, and I have spoken!

- Oh, boy.
- You want a fight?

Well, you've come
to the right place. Yeah.

Living in his own
little world.

Mmm.

For the first time in
my life, I can actually say
I'm worried about him.

Hmm.

Show me the mark.

Boys, it's time to crack open
a barrel of whup-ass.

Destroy them.

Charge!
[ Yelling ]

So that's how
you wanna play it, huh?

[ Grunts ]

[ Yells, Groans ]

[ Growling ]

Et tu,War?

[ Speaking Latin ]

[ Shrieking ]

[ Growling ]

[ Horse Whinnies ]

Aaah!

[ Gagging ]

[ Screaming, Yelling ]

[ Screams ]

Boy, this is bad.
If Death gets released,
it's all over.

If it wasn't the end
of the world, this'd be
a nice vacation spot.

Your sense of humor
has gotten pretty nihilistic
lately, don't you think?

Yeah--
What's "nihilistic"?

[ Thunderclap ]

Ares.

Looks like we're gonna have to
do this the old-fashioned way.

You will not prevail, godling.
Spare yourself the humiliation.

Oh, I will,

just as soon as
you kiss my ax!

I warned you.

[ Yelling ]

[ Exhales ]

It's quiet.

It's too quiet.

[ Ares Yelling ]

[ Groans ]

Aah!

Oh, yeah!
Now I'm startin' to get angry!

[ Moans ]

You are interfering in something
that does not concern you.

I can say the same
for you.

Understand this:

You are an insect...

caught in the path
of a hurricane.

You have no power
to stop it,

and no shelter
can protect you.

Such is the way of things.

Then you have nothing to worry
about, so you can go about your
business and I'll go about mine.

Iolaus.

[ Sighs ]

You have violated
a sacred trust...

by warning a mortal
of the Reckoning,

and you will atone.

Oh, I hate atoning.

Excuse me,
but I'm only half mortal.

Yeah, he has
a good point.

Mankind has squandered
its gifts.

Time and time again,
it has chosen to turn
its back upon the Light.

And so the time has come
to purify the world.

I am not going to let you
punish everyone
for the crimes of a few.

We cannot be defeated,

not even by one
of your strength.

Our success is preordained.

You need not
concern yourself,
Hercules.

Your place
in the realm of the Light
has already been assured.

But if you continue to pursue
this futile quest,

you'll be forever banished
into darkness.

Is that supposed to be
a threat or a bribe?
It was both.

Mm-hmm.

My place is among people.

I wouldn't want to be a part of
anything that didn't understand
how important they are.

Your faith is misplaced.

I don't think so.

But it's a faith
I'm willing to die for.

And you will.

Yeah.

There's only
one Horseman left.
Death.

And if he gets loose--
He won't.

When I get my hands
on that holy freak, it's--
Aaah! Aaah!

[ Sighs ]
Do the world a favor, Ares--
go home.

Hey, you can't beat
Michael and his little friends
without me, and you know it.

And what, exactly,
do you bring to the table?

Good looks?

Look, I'll consider this
if--onlyif...

you're willing
to work together
as a team.

I'm the God of War.
I'm not supposed to be
a team player.

But I don't want the world
to end any more than you do.

- Then we do this my way.
- Whatever it takes
to stop Michael.

- Where's he headed?
- After the last seal.

Could be anywhere.
Maybe not.

Huh?

War was imprisoned in earth.
Famine, in water.

Pestilence,
in the air.
Brilliant!

So what?

My brother--
a genius.

There's only
one element missing.

Show me the mark.

Hercules.

Our adversary is living up
to his reputation.

[ Horses Whinnying ]

He cannot be allowed
to interfere.

- Go!
- [ Horsemen Roaring ]

[ Roaring Continues ]

You looking for us?

Those two generals
you toasted--
they're my favorites.

Do I smell... rematch?

Yeah!

- [ Horses Whinnying ]
- [ Grunting, Shouting ]

Any more ideas?
Running's good!

[ Speaking Latin ]

And so it ends.

You got that right.

But not in your favor.

[ Yells, Groans ]

Oh!

Weigh your decision
carefully, Hercules.

It will determine
your destiny.

I wouldn't have it
any other way.

[ Yells, Groans ]

Now that I'm warmed up--

Remind me again
why I'm doing this.

Gotta buy Hercules
some more time.

That bought us
about three seconds.

[ Roaring Continues ]

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh?

Yeah.
See, when I say "uh-oh,"
it means--

Forget it. Come on.
Again with the running.

Why are you fighting,
Hercules?

This is a choice
mankind's made for itself.

Funny, I'm one of them,
and I don't remember
making that choice.

You are blind, Hercules.

Look at
what your precious humanity
has become.

[ All Screaming ]

The Day of Reckoning
is at hand.

And who's gonna judge you,
Michael?

[ Grunting ]

Boy, I am way out
of my league.

Ohh!

[ Horse Whinnying ]

No!

[ Shrieks ]

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

Start with the traitor.

[ Growling ]
[ Horse Whinnying ]

Over my dead body.

[ Yelling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Hercules.

Where am I?

Congratulations,
Hercules.

You have succeeded
in your challenge.

According
to the law of the Light,

if one man is willing
to sacrifice himself,

then there is hope
for all humanity.

This was all a test?

Thanks to you,
the world has earned
another chance.

Thanks to me.

Iolaus risked his soul
to warn me.

What doesthat
tell you about people?

Your humility
seems to know no bounds.

But your point
is well taken.

Hercules!

Are you alive?

Maybe not.

Beyond your sacrifice,

it was your friendship
that renewed the Light's
faith in humanity.

The world would be
a far better place...

if everyone
held such respect
for their fellow man.

While I would prefer
to add you to our ranks of
valiant warriors, Hercules,

you will better serve
the Light's will
by returning to Earth...

and continuing
to lead by example.

There you go, old buddy.
I always said
the world needs you.

And you, Iolaus.

-Your betrayal of the Light
comes at a high price.
- Uh-oh.

You are expelled from this realm
and condemned--

[ Groans ]

to continue your life
at Hercules's side.

Oh, man.

Wait a minute.

You're sending me back?

You will have another chance
at life.

But remember,

in the end
you will be judged
a second time.

So it is,

and so it shall be.

Michael.

Thanks.

[ People Chattering ]

Are we where
I think we are?

It looks like it.

[ Chuckles ]
Hey.

[ Both Laughing ]
Welcome back, buddy!

Thanks, Herc!
I can't believe
you brought me back.

Oh, no, no, no.
You did this yourself.
Don't blame it on me.

Hey, I'm back.
I mean, I'm back!

I'm back! I'm back!
Yaa-haah!

I'm back, everybody!

dddd [ Singing ]
Iolaus!
Iolaus, Iolaus.

It's-- It's okay.
You're starting
to scare people.

Am I scaring you?
Oh, no!
Not at all!

Didn't mean to interrupt
your fuzzy little moment,
but I wanted to, um--

[ Clears Throat ]

Guess what I'm trying
to say is, um--

You came back to say...
thank you?

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, right.

No, I just wanted to make sure
that none of my toys got broken.

Yeah, sure.
Sure you did.

[ Sighs ]
Well, I...

hate to admit this
myself, but...

you finally kept your word
for once, Ares.

Thanks.

This changes nothing.

[ Whispers ]
Nothing!

'Cause I am still
the king of combat!
Yeah!

Ares.
Delusional.

Multi-delusional.
Hercules!

Hey!
Penelope! Mia!

Place looks better
than last time, huh?

Whatever you did,
it sure worked magic.

These are for you,
in case you get hungry
on the road.

How 'bout them apples?
Thanks, Penelope.

- Bye.
- Bye, Hercules.

Mmm!
See ya.

Hercules,
I forgot what it was like
to be hungry.

Knock yourself out.
Thanks, Herc.

You're welcome.

Where we gonna go now?
Anywhere you want, buddy.
Anywhere at all.

Well, how about
we go to Thrace?
Thrace?

Oh, there you go.
I got plenty now.
Thank you.

I'm Iolaus, by the way.
Very nice to meet you.
[ Woman ] Bye, Iolaus!

Watch out.
Oh! Oh, oh! Sorry!
It's okay, it's okay.

I'm new to the place.
[ Laughs ]
I can't take you anywhere.

Hey, hey there!
You're beautiful!

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