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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,689 [ Grunting ] 2 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:26,476 [ Continues ] 3 00:00:27,977 --> 00:00:30,480 [ Groans ] 4 00:00:32,482 --> 00:00:35,719 Wah! [ Grunts ] 5 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:51,684 Yah! Ya-ha! 6 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,654 [ Chuckles ] Hi, buddy! Boy, there's nothing like a little exercise... 7 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,023 in the morning to get the blood flowing, huh? [ Joints Cracking ] 8 00:00:57,023 --> 00:01:00,393 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Well, that's kind of a switch. 9 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,279 Um, where did you learn how to do that? 10 00:01:03,279 --> 00:01:06,516 What? Oh, you know, any jester worth his salt... [ Spine Cracking ] 11 00:01:06,516 --> 00:01:11,054 is part acrobat! [ Grunts ] 12 00:01:11,054 --> 00:01:15,058 [ Sighs ] You know, I'm not used to seeing you so cheery. 13 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:18,061 Yeah, I know. I was a little depressing there for a while, wasn't I? 14 00:01:18,061 --> 00:01:21,965 Depressing? Uh, no, no. You were beyond depressing. 15 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,967 A snakebite on your eyeball. That's depressing. 16 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:27,470 Okay. Enough of that. A butt full of porcupine quills. 17 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:30,473 That was like a picnic compared to you. Hey! Don't talk! Eat! 18 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:34,627 [ Grunting In Pain ] Uh, what is this? 19 00:01:35,445 --> 00:01:37,947 Well, I call it a waffle. 20 00:01:37,947 --> 00:01:42,368 - Why? - Because... when I was trying to think of what to call it, 21 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:45,371 I-- Well, I couldn't really-- There wasn't a-- 22 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:47,740 Didn't really know what to call it, so-- 23 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,994 Ahh! Fair enough! 24 00:01:50,994 --> 00:01:54,497 You know, Hercules, I'm really beginning to enjoy my new life here. 25 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:56,766 And I have you to thank. 26 00:01:56,766 --> 00:02:01,271 Oh, please. You would have been just fine. 27 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:04,774 Still, I wish there was some way I could repay you. 28 00:02:04,774 --> 00:02:06,776 Really? Yeah. 29 00:02:06,776 --> 00:02:09,779 Keep makin' these things, and we'll call it even. [ Chuckles ] Okay. 30 00:02:09,779 --> 00:02:11,781 [ Woman ] Help! 31 00:02:12,282 --> 00:02:15,785 It's amazing. Everywhere I go. Help me! 32 00:02:16,286 --> 00:02:18,154 Let's check it out. 33 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,408 Run, half-god! 34 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:25,328 Soon enough, you will flee a terror both... 35 00:02:25,829 --> 00:02:30,333 insidious and beyond your wildest imagination! [ Laughing Wickedly ] 36 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,719 [ Shrieking ] Boo! 37 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:38,424 - [ Screams ] - Deimos, for the God of Terror, you are justsopathetic. 38 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:41,411 What are you up to? 39 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,764 I'm on a mission for Ares. [ Laughs ] You? 40 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,967 - [ Groaning ] - Working for Ares? 41 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,937 [ Choking ] Why do I find that so hard to believe? 42 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,940 You've got an overly skeptical nature? 43 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:57,443 No, no, he's handling something for me, so please do... drop him. 44 00:02:57,443 --> 00:02:59,929 [ Strangled ] You heard him, Discord. Drop me! 45 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,832 [ Grunting ] 46 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:08,321 Ares, if you wanted something... handled, 47 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,324 why didn't you come straight to me? 48 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:15,678 I know where your talents lie. 49 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:18,765 I just wanted to see if your Cousin Deimos was a worthy successor... 50 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:22,001 to dear, departed Strife as my second-in-command. 51 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:25,772 - They look enough alike, don't you think? - Do not. 52 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:28,775 I'm taller, and he's dead. 53 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:31,995 Second-in-command? That's my job! 54 00:03:31,995 --> 00:03:34,814 [ Laughs ] Oh, itwasyour job-- 55 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,699 [ Choking ] Is somebody talking to you? 56 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:39,586 [ Bones Cracking, Choking ] 57 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,956 You know how I hate these family conflicts. 58 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:47,227 [ Both Screaming ] 59 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,229 [ Groaning ] [ Breaking Wind ] 60 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:54,450 [ Grunting, Mumbling ] 61 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:59,405 You kids work this out, or I will. Permanently. 62 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:05,778 [ Clamoring ] 63 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,648 [ Man ] A plague upon the town! 64 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,701 Hey! You leave that man alone! 65 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:15,421 [ Screaming, Taunting ] 66 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,974 [ Whimpering ] 67 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:26,182 [ Grunting, Screaming ] 68 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,385 They'll kill him! [ Panting ] No, they won't. 69 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:33,406 [ Grunts ] 70 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:35,642 [ Hercules ] Look out! Get out of the way! 71 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:49,539 So, what's this mission got to do with Hercules? 72 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,541 [ Scoffs ] Hercules? 73 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,544 By the time I'm finished with him, the world won't see much more of Hercules. 74 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,913 [ Both Chuckling ] 75 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,601 [ Groaning ] Don't be afraid. They're gone now. 76 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,587 [ Groans ] Please. Don't look at me. 77 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:09,926 Are you not seeing what I'm not seeing? No. I'm not. 78 00:05:09,926 --> 00:05:12,328 Me neither. 79 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:18,201 [ Man Narrating ] This is the story of a time long ago, 80 00:05:18,201 --> 00:05:20,486 a time of myth and legend, 81 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:23,523 when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, 82 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:26,125 and they plagued mankind with suffering. 83 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,862 Only one man dared to challenge their power-- 84 00:05:29,862 --> 00:05:32,281 Hercules. 85 00:05:32,281 --> 00:05:36,202 Hercules possessed a strength the world had never seen, 86 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:38,771 a strength surpassed only by the power of his heart. 87 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:42,358 He journeyed the earth, battling the minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera, 88 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:45,611 the all-powerful queen of the gods. 89 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,497 But wherever there was evil, 90 00:05:47,497 --> 00:05:50,983 wherever an innocent would suffer, 91 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:53,152 there would be... Hercules. 92 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:55,655 - [ Screeching ] - [ Roaring ] 93 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:11,087 Hail! 94 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:33,709 This looks deserted. 95 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:35,711 Looks can be deceiving. 96 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,839 [ Woman ] Ah! Strangers! 97 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,774 It's all right. We're here to help. 98 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:10,113 I've never seen anything like this. No pun intended. 99 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,834 [ Whispering Hoarsely ] Leave us alone. 100 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,221 No one can help us, Hercules. 101 00:07:22,492 --> 00:07:24,494 Not even you. 102 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,663 We'll see about that. 103 00:07:28,998 --> 00:07:31,000 No pun intended. 104 00:07:33,836 --> 00:07:36,839 People fade away, bit by bit. 105 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:39,842 Till they vanish completely. 106 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:42,345 Then they die. 107 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:47,717 It started after the harvest. My husband was the first to fade. 108 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,420 When you say he faded, he actually... disappeared? 109 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,924 In less than a day, he was gone forever. 110 00:07:54,924 --> 00:07:57,426 Not even a body to bury. 111 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:59,428 And no one knows why. 112 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,399 [ Sighs ] Think back. You said this started after the harvest. 113 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,903 Yes, it was market day. 114 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,789 My husband had brought our crops to town. 115 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:13,292 - Where are the crops stored? - In the village storehouse. 116 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,629 [ Mob Yelling ] Kill those freaks! Destroy them all! 117 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:21,067 Um, Hercules, uh-- Yeah. I know. 118 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,069 I'll try to reason with them. [ Sighs ] 119 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:26,572 Iolaus, go to the storehouse and see what you can find. 120 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,075 No, you'll be okay. 121 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:37,550 You have my word: what happened to your husband... 122 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,552 won't happen to you. 123 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,643 -[ Woman ] Go get him! Get him! - [ Sighing ] 124 00:08:48,978 --> 00:08:50,863 Worried about something? 125 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,666 No. [ Scoffs ] 126 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:57,169 Look, cuz, I know you're incompetent. You know you're incompetent. 127 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,672 But we don't want Ares to know you're incompetent. 128 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,674 Am I right, or am I right? 129 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,677 Yeah, well, sure. I guess. 130 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,046 [ Bites Nail, Cries Out ] 131 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,283 There aren't any secrets among family. 132 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,152 I can't help you out if I don't know the problem. 133 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,439 [ Sighs ] All right. Look. 134 00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:20,943 I set a trap for Hercules, and his little friend's about to ruin it. 135 00:09:22,445 --> 00:09:28,451 Ha! Discord, you gotta help me, please. [ Sobbing ] 136 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:33,539 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. 137 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:39,011 [ Drum Pounding ] 138 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:45,017 You all know what we have to do. 139 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:48,521 The Faders must die... 140 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:53,025 before what is happening to them overtakes us all! 141 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,530 I say, "Put them to the death!" 142 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,032 And I say, "Not a chance." 143 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:03,035 This is none of your business, Hercules! 144 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,038 It's everyone's business. 145 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:10,543 How dare you! Those people are your neighbors, your friends. 146 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,545 You've known them all your lives. 147 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:16,866 Now something's happening to them that you can't understand, and you're frightened. 148 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,535 So, as good friends and neighbors, what do you do? 149 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,256 First, you lock them up, 150 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,258 and then you decide to kill them. 151 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,146 Shame on you. 152 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,583 What do you want us to do? 153 00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:39,588 For starters, let's clean up this mess. Noble words and fine sentiments. 154 00:10:39,588 --> 00:10:43,442 But words and sentiments are of no use to the dead. 155 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:46,245 [ Man ] He's right! Make no mistake, my friends. 156 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,614 Death is the real issue here. 157 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:52,768 - Nobody has to die. - You may not fear death, half-god. 158 00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:54,770 But we do! 159 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:57,156 The gods have cursed this village! 160 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:03,129 - Well, you don't know that. - Work their will, and you may live. 161 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:07,383 Defy them, and you will surely die! 162 00:11:07,383 --> 00:11:09,702 The old man is right! 163 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,955 We must kill the Faders, or we too will fade away! 164 00:11:12,955 --> 00:11:15,958 -Kill the Faders! Kill them! - [ Screams ] 165 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,428 Wait! Wait! 166 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:23,566 - Don't let him scare you! - [ Laughs Hysterically ] 167 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,986 [ Continues Laughing ] 168 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,891 Get out of the way! [ Grunts ] 169 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,011 [ Groans ] 170 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:45,971 [ Screaming ] 171 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,161 [ Whimpering ] 172 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,667 Nice try, Deimos. 173 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:02,171 How'd you know? Your annoying laugh. 174 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:05,174 [ Shrieking ] That wasn't a compliment. 175 00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:07,877 Now, tell me why these people are fading. 176 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,662 Or you'll be the next one to disappear. 177 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,047 Well-- Oh, come on! 178 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,342 [ Sighs ] I don't know what I'm looking for. 179 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,311 - How am I supposed to find it? -[ Woman ] Ouch! 180 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,281 [ Whimpering ] Ow! Hey! 181 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,733 Hey, here. Here. Let me help you. 182 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,239 Are you all right? You're the first person I've seen in two days... 183 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,175 - who isn't a Fader. - Well, what are you doing here? 184 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,011 Well, hiding! Seems like everyone out there has gone crazy. 185 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,714 Yeah. Tell me about it. Uh-- 186 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:05,468 I'm, uh, Iolaus. I'm Leche. 187 00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:08,170 It's nice to meet you. Yeah! You too. 188 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:12,107 [ Chuckles ] 189 00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:15,394 Uh, well, I'm a little busy. Do you want to-- 190 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,898 Um, what are we looking for? Oh... 191 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:22,401 I don't really know, uh-- Um-- 192 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,053 [ Grunts ] 193 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,564 - I think we just found it. -Found what? What is that? 194 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:41,387 I'm not sure, but... it seems to have contaminated all the food. 195 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,390 Then, it's probably better not to touch it. 196 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,394 Right. Hercules'll know what to do with it. 197 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,847 [ Sobbing ] 198 00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:54,250 [ Deimos ] Let me go. Please! [ Hercules ] Look at this. 199 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,252 Let me go. [ Shouts ] Look at this! 200 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,255 Now, end this! Or I'll end you. 201 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,757 I can't! That's the wrong answer. 202 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,743 Oh, no. Oh, no! [ Screaming ] 203 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,712 I swear, I can't do anything without the rock! 204 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,466 What rock? This rock? 205 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,288 - The Rock of Argius. - "Rock of Ages"? 206 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,224 Argius. [ Grunting, Gasping ] 207 00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,229 He was a Cyclops. 208 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,732 When he and his brothers rebelled against the gods, 209 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:29,735 Zeus turned their eyes to stone. Good old Dad. 210 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,690 When the Cyclops died, they cursed their blind, stone eyes. 211 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,192 "Let those with sight be taken from sight... 212 00:14:37,192 --> 00:14:39,695 as sight was taken from us." [ Cackling ] 213 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:43,699 [ Chuckles ] That's really clever! 214 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:47,937 What are you gonna do now? [ Sighs ] Smash the rock. 215 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:50,439 Break the curse. Wait. It can't be that easy. 216 00:14:50,439 --> 00:14:56,295 It isn't. If I destroy the rock, the curse falls on me. 217 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,763 What kind of a choice is that? 218 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,716 It's the only one he's got if he wants to save the villagers. 219 00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,586 [ Laughing ] It's quite a dilemma, isn't it? 220 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,526 [ Groaning, Moaning ] 221 00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:17,366 - [ Explosion ] - Ooh! [ Laughs ] 222 00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:34,500 [ Evil Chuckling ] 223 00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:39,305 [ Sighing, Moaning ] 224 00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,300 [ Man ] The curse has been lifted! 225 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:55,421 [ Woman ] Thank God. No-- Thank Hercules! 226 00:15:57,306 --> 00:15:59,992 Heroes don't always die in battle or in bed, Hercules. 227 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:04,496 Sometimes they just... fade away. [ Chuckles ] 228 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,178 Oh, my face! 229 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,051 Oh, no! 230 00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:46,555 Look on the bright side. The village is safe, 231 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:50,059 and now I can sneak into a theater without paying for tickets! 232 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,015 - A-Am I being unclear? - How can you make a joke at a time like this? 233 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,000 What are we gonna do? 234 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,502 I've got an idea. 235 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,492 [ Grunts ] 236 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,865 [ Growling, Yelling ] 237 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,369 Hercules. You're okay, you're okay! It worked! 238 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,873 I told you, everybody. There's nothing to worry about. Hercules always saves the day! 239 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,376 So, how did you save the day today, Hercules? I didn't. 240 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,378 But... I-I can see you! 241 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,881 It's mind over matter. 242 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,383 But I can't keep this up forever. Ria. 243 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,337 Where did your husband get the crops he brought into town? 244 00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:39,842 - He brought them from a farm, north of the river. - Near the quarry. 245 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:44,146 - What are you thinking? - Argius was buried there with his brothers. 246 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,149 Three blind Cyclops, three stone eyes. 247 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,635 One down, two to go. 248 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,438 So we go to the quarry, we get the other stone eyes-- 249 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:56,942 Hopefully find the stone, and take the curse off of me. Let's go. 250 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,642 [ Ares Laughing ] 251 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:17,146 So, once my brother Hercules fades, what then? 252 00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:21,150 Does he rattle his chains, hang around like a bad memory moaning into the wind? 253 00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:24,153 No, no, no, no. "Out of sight, out of mind," remember? 254 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,655 By the end of the day, Herc'll be gone for good. 255 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,158 Or, should I say for bad? [ Laughing ] 256 00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:32,561 [ Chuckling ] Oh, Deimos. 257 00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:36,064 I had my doubts about you. I thought you were too twitchy to be the God of Terror, 258 00:18:36,064 --> 00:18:39,067 but I gotta say, you proved me wrong. 259 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:42,938 Thank you, Cousin. Thank you. 260 00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:46,258 Ordinarily, someone proves me wrong, I gotta hurt him. 261 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,993 Yeah. What? 262 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:53,348 But I'm in such a good mood, I'm prepared to let this slip just... once. 263 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,688 Congratulations. You are my new number two. 264 00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:04,426 Oh! Oh, Cousin! This is such an honor! 265 00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:09,248 I don't know what to say, but-- [ Screams ] 266 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,671 [ Shrieks ] A simple "thank you" would have been fine. 267 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:18,674 How comehegets to be your new number two? 268 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:23,629 -It was a team effort. - [ Groans ] Oh, please. 269 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,131 I did all the work! Stop! 270 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:31,770 Oh, stop, children. I mean, I like a good bloodbath as much as the next war god, 271 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,990 but please-- I just had the rugs cleaned. 272 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,794 You think you really made Hercules disappear? 273 00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,796 Think again, you little toadstool. 274 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:46,752 Look at him help the weak, defenseless, everyday people. 275 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,754 It makes me want to hurl! 276 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,510 - Deimos-- - [ Giggling ] I don't understand. 277 00:19:55,510 --> 00:20:00,432 Um, friends? Truce? Uh, "Go, team." 278 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,434 Bite me, baby. 279 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,939 Your new number two is definitely... a number two. [ Simpering ] 280 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,663 Find out what went wrong. You fix it. 281 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,415 Okay! 282 00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:30,412 Hercules treated you like a child frightened by the dark. 283 00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:32,414 Leave me alone. But you had good reason to be afraid! 284 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,416 You still do. What do you mean? 285 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,919 If Hercules and that little friend find another rock, 286 00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,421 they'll unleash forces beyond comprehension. 287 00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:42,341 - No. - Oh, yes. 288 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:46,211 And the whole, wide world will fade away. 289 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:51,333 What can we do? They must be stopped. 290 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,336 Even if it means killing them. 291 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,338 Think of your responsibility. 292 00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,342 To the town. To your neighbors. 293 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,679 To the children. 294 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,181 You're right. [ Panting ] 295 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,684 Hercules must be stopped. 296 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,936 Even if it means killing him! 297 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,206 Hercules must be stopped! Even if it means killing him! 298 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,708 Hercules must be stopped! Even if it means killing him! 299 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,711 Hercules must be stopped! Even if it means killing him! 300 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,215 Hercules must be stopped! Even if it means killing him! 301 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,585 [ Deimos Laughing ] 302 00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:35,544 Why, you-- 303 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,546 [ Thumping ] [ Scoffing ] 304 00:21:52,094 --> 00:21:54,096 Hercules, how long can you keep this up? 305 00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:57,099 As long as it takes. But Ria said her husband faded in less than a day! 306 00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,451 I'll be all right. [ Panting ] 307 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:02,838 Okay, okay. Think positive. Think positive. 308 00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:06,758 Oh, you're sweating! You never sweat! 309 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,760 Holding yourself together is killing you. 310 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,263 Not holding myself together would kill me too. [ Chuckling ] 311 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,765 Either way, I'm not too pleased about this. 312 00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,268 I should never have given you that rock. No. 313 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,271 Those people would be gone by now if you hadn't. You did the right thing. 314 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,774 Well, easy to say. Harder to accept. 315 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:25,777 You know, everything I've learned about courage or bravery in this world... 316 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,779 I've-I've learned from following your example. 317 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,999 And I guess I-- Wait. 318 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:34,252 [ Panting ] Before we met, y-- 319 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,755 You saw yourself as a jester. 320 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,924 So that's what you were. 321 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,927 I saw you as a hero who didn't know it yet. 322 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,262 [ Sighs ] So once you saw yourself that way too, well, 323 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:47,766 that's what you became. 324 00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:51,520 We are what we perceive ourselves to be. 325 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,357 [ Descending Tone ] 326 00:22:55,357 --> 00:23:00,345 - Iolaus. - Uh, could you perceive yourself to be... 327 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:03,348 someone who's here? 328 00:23:03,348 --> 00:23:06,685 [ Gasps ] Hercules? Hercules? 329 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,771 Herc-- Where are you? 330 00:23:09,771 --> 00:23:13,642 [ Gasps ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not happening! 331 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,644 Hercules! 332 00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,647 Okay, look on the bright side, he said. 333 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,149 All right. I can do that! 334 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,652 Herc! You know what the bright side is? 335 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,154 It couldn't possibly get any worse! 336 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:29,157 [ Crying Out ] Oh, me and my big mouth! 337 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:34,729 Where's Hercules? 338 00:23:34,729 --> 00:23:38,733 Uh, you know, I-I was wondering that myself. 339 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:41,219 Hey! Why don't we go and find him? 340 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,672 You guys go that way, I'll go this way, 341 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,957 and whoever finds him first, give a big yell! 342 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,910 [ Yelling ] 343 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:51,913 Wasn't the kind of yell I had in mind. All right. 344 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:55,317 You wanna play tough? Come on! 345 00:23:55,317 --> 00:23:59,237 [ Blows Landing, Men Grunting ] 346 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:17,772 [ Chuckles ] All right! Let that be a lesson to ya! 347 00:24:17,772 --> 00:24:21,276 [ Hercules ] Nice work, buddy. Huh? Hercules? 348 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,845 - Uh, where are you? -Right in front of you. 349 00:24:23,845 --> 00:24:26,348 Where? [ Cracking Sound ] 350 00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:29,851 Hey! Watch it. Here. You really are here. 351 00:24:30,352 --> 00:24:33,822 You're... i-in-- You're not-- I mean, you're invisible? 352 00:24:33,822 --> 00:24:36,324 Yeah, it, uh, looks that way, doesn't it? 353 00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:39,744 Hmm. Well, he took that pretty well. 354 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,485 Uh, I think you better lay off those waffles, Iolaus. 355 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,487 You're gettin' kinda hefty. 356 00:24:55,877 --> 00:24:57,879 Come on, Discord. Fun's fun. Enough's enough. 357 00:24:57,879 --> 00:25:00,849 Let me down, huh? Mm, not a chance. 358 00:25:00,849 --> 00:25:05,036 - But I'm not your enemy! - Oh, really? 359 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:09,040 Let me think: who's tryin' to take my place as Ares' second-in-command? 360 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:13,545 [ Gasps ] I've got it! Deimos! That's you! 361 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:17,899 I don't care about Ares. I just want everybody to fear me the way they feared Cousin Strife. 362 00:25:17,899 --> 00:25:21,636 NobodyfearedStrife. Nobody's gonna fear you. 363 00:25:21,636 --> 00:25:24,806 Discord! I'm warning you! When Ares hears about this, 364 00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:28,276 he'll-- ah, he'll-- 365 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,263 - He'll what, Deimos? - I don't know. 366 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:34,149 But it's gonna hurt, okay? You know, cuz? 367 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:36,918 You really ought to try seeing my side of this. 368 00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:41,406 - Your side? - A goddess has to protect her prerogatives. 369 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:44,409 Every argument has two points of view. Otherwise, 370 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,411 there'd be no room for Discord! 371 00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,780 Think about it. 372 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,335 [ Gagging ] 373 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:56,338 You're right. I should never have got between you and Ares. 374 00:25:56,338 --> 00:25:58,340 [ Clicking ] [ Strangled Falsetto ] Are you crazy? 375 00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:00,342 That witch has got you hanging upside-down from a tree! 376 00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:03,345 [ Clicking ] [ Normal Voice ] She acted in self-defense. 377 00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:05,847 A motivation entirely reasonable! [ Clicking ] 378 00:26:05,847 --> 00:26:08,733 [ Falsetto ] If you let me down, I'll reason you a broken nose, you moron! 379 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,452 [ Laughing ] 380 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,439 [ Slapping ] [ Hercules ] Come on, Iolaus. Rise and shine! 381 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,441 [ Grunts ] Hey, okay, okay. I'm awake. Stop it. 382 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:19,227 - [ Groans ] -How's your head? 383 00:26:19,227 --> 00:26:21,229 You got a pretty nasty bump when you fell. 384 00:26:21,229 --> 00:26:24,532 It's all right. It'll be okay... I think. 385 00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:27,669 [ Footsteps ] 386 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,055 How about you, Hercules? Are you okay? 387 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,024 Other than being invisible, I'm fine. 388 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,560 You don't have much time, do you? 389 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,364 [ Hercules ] Tell you the truth, Iolaus, I'm not so sure I'm gonna get out of this one. 390 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:43,251 Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be negative, remember? 391 00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:46,237 Y-You can't just give up like this. 392 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:50,241 I'm not giving up! But I also know that every time I throw caution to the wind, 393 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:53,495 I have to be prepared for the possibility that I might not make it. 394 00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:57,799 Maybe this is... it. 395 00:26:57,799 --> 00:26:59,801 Are you making fun of me? [ Chuckling ] 396 00:26:59,801 --> 00:27:02,687 Maybe a little. Oh. Good. 397 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,906 I'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. 398 00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:08,877 - [ Twig Snaps ] -[ Hercules, Softly ] Iolaus, keep talking. 399 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,879 Pretend I'm still here. Oh. Okay. 400 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,882 [ Clears Throat, Talks Loudly ] Well, indubitably, Hercules. It'd be really difficult... 401 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,835 to get to sleep when you can see right through your eyelids. 402 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:21,456 -[ Hercules ] Hello, beautiful. Going my way? - Let me go! 403 00:27:21,456 --> 00:27:23,925 [ Grunting ] Let me go! Discord. 404 00:27:23,925 --> 00:27:26,428 [ Grunts, Sighs ] 405 00:27:26,428 --> 00:27:31,449 Hi, guy. If you weren't a goddess, I'd-- I'd tear out your hair! 406 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,268 [ Scoffs ] Please. 407 00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:37,272 You're not still mad about that little mix-up with Trident's daughter, are you? 408 00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:39,274 Give it up! The girl's a fish. 409 00:27:39,274 --> 00:27:42,761 Nautica is not a fish! She's a mermaid! 410 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,763 And I loved her, and she loved me. 411 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:47,749 - And you ruined everything! -[ Hercules ] We don't have time for this! 412 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,135 Okay, Hercules. Wise up. 413 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,955 If I hadn't have given her legs, you never would have met her in the first place. 414 00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:55,957 I did you a favor! [ Whimpering ] 415 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,326 Tell this dimwit I'm on your side! 416 00:27:58,326 --> 00:28:01,096 [ Scoffs ] The only side you're on is your own. 417 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:05,100 Usually true. But this time, we share an enemy. 418 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,102 Our Cousin Deimos wants to destroy you... 419 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,254 to win favor with Ares. 420 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:12,006 I'd say the job's half-done already. [ Laughing ] 421 00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:15,260 -All right. So what are you offering? - We don't need her help. 422 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:18,613 I know where Deimos found the Rock of Argius. 423 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:22,467 Good for you. So do we. Oh! 424 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:26,971 Well, in that case, never mind. 425 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,973 But you're coming with us anyway. [ Grunts ] 426 00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:32,977 Hercules, we can't trust her! All the more reason to keep her where we can see her. 427 00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:36,364 That quarry is on the other side of this hill, so come on. 428 00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:39,634 [ In High And Low Voices ] "Is not." "Is too." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not." "Is too." 429 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:43,004 [ Discord, Grunting ] Let go, already. I'm not going anywhere. 430 00:28:43,004 --> 00:28:45,507 [ Hercules ] Good for you. 431 00:28:45,507 --> 00:28:48,510 [ Iolaus ] So, once we get to the quarry, we'll just get the rocks... 432 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:52,514 lift the curse, and you'll be back in living color! That's the general idea! 433 00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:56,468 [ Discord ] Finding a rock in a quarry? That's like looking for hay... 434 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,904 in a haystack. [ Iolaus ] Hey! I've about had it with all this negativity. 435 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,123 You really need to be more of a team player. 436 00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:06,628 Iolaus? You kidnapped me! Well, if you want to get technical. 437 00:29:06,628 --> 00:29:10,131 [ Hercules ] You know, you guys are becoming a big, fat pain in my invisible-- 438 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,844 [ Continues Raving ] "Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is too!" 439 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,213 [ Continues, More Rapidly ] 440 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:30,084 [ Continues Raving ] 441 00:29:30,084 --> 00:29:31,986 [ Screaming ] 442 00:29:31,986 --> 00:29:34,856 Shut up! 443 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,526 [ Muffled Groaning ] 444 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,879 Hi! Hi, hello? 445 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,088 Hey! 446 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:52,373 [ Groaning, Choking ] 447 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,877 You said Hercules would be gone by now. [ Chokes ] 448 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,246 You mean, he isn't? 449 00:30:00,148 --> 00:30:03,401 - [ Grunting, Groaning ] -[ Ares ] Aspiring minds want to know. 450 00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:06,654 What is that? Huh? It's Hercules! 451 00:30:06,654 --> 00:30:09,157 Tossing those chumps like yesterday's lunch! 452 00:30:14,462 --> 00:30:18,800 I am not in the mood for games! Uh-oh. 453 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:22,854 [ Crying Out In Pain ] 454 00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:29,811 Aah! Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. 455 00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:32,564 Uh-- It takes time to fade away. 456 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,567 And he has the strength of a half-god, so, um-- 457 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,069 Uh, don't worry! [ Laughing ] It won't last. 458 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:42,090 - Are you stalling me? - No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 459 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:45,593 Remember: "Out of sight, out of mind." 460 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,596 He'll never find the stones! [ Laughs ] 461 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,065 Ooh. He's not alone, remember. 462 00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:54,135 He's got that annoying clown clone helping him. 463 00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:56,638 Yeah. Why didn't you say so, bro? 464 00:30:56,638 --> 00:30:59,641 Ahh! I'll rip off his eyeballs and suck out his brains. 465 00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:04,145 Then Herc'll be all alone! [ Laughs ] 466 00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:06,648 [ Groans ] Yeah, all right. 467 00:31:08,149 --> 00:31:10,902 Just so long as you promise to suck his brain out! 468 00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:25,550 [ Panting ] I shouldn't be doing this, a man of my delicate nature. 469 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:29,687 - [ Grunting ] - The quarry's right over this ridge. 470 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,106 [ Pants, Grunts ] Uh-huh. 471 00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:33,992 You know, I could use a hand here. 472 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,911 What do I look like to you? A social worker? 473 00:31:37,412 --> 00:31:39,998 - Move your ass! -[ Hercules ] Oh! Let me help you. 474 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:42,767 [ Cries Out ] 475 00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:45,603 Thanks. I could have killed myself. 476 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:48,106 Don't let it get to you. 477 00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,108 [ Muttering ] Does she have to be here? 478 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,610 I told you you could do it yourself. 479 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:56,614 [ Sighs ] All we have to do now is find another stone eye. 480 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,783 [ Hercules ] I think we came to the right place. 481 00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:04,105 Yeah. But just when you thought things couldn't get any worse-- They do. 482 00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:07,575 - Told ya so. - [ Mouthing Words ] 483 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,104 [ Groaning ] You again. 484 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,609 Go away! My head hurts! Hercules and his little chum are still alive! 485 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,111 You've got to stop them before they find the Cyclops's eyes! 486 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,615 Forget it. I've had enough. 487 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,618 I just want to go home. Then you're doomed! 488 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:38,623 Doomed to fade away until there's nothing left of you but the crying wind. 489 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,627 Is that how you want to die? 490 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,129 To become less than a ghost? 491 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:48,132 A lonely spirit in the underworld? 492 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,134 Is it? 493 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,392 Is the job done? 494 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,395 I think I'm beginning to understand mortal man. 495 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,765 You just have to call their pride, their ego and their masculinity into question, 496 00:33:03,765 --> 00:33:06,067 and you can manipulate them into doing... 497 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:10,571 just about anything! [ Cackling ] 498 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:16,044 Very good. It's only taken you 1,000 seasons to figure this out. 499 00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:19,547 Now, mortal women-- I mean, they're an entirely different story. 500 00:33:21,549 --> 00:33:25,770 - I just don't get 'em! - [ Chuckles ] Oh, Deimos. 501 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:28,773 Don't sell yourself short. You don't getanywomen. 502 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,275 All right, Mr. Big Bad God of War, 503 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:34,195 if you understand 'em so well, you explain-- 504 00:33:34,696 --> 00:33:38,182 I mean, Mr. God of War, sir! 505 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,651 That's better. 506 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,154 The secret... to understanding women-- 507 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:48,092 [ Wincing ] is to realize that they don't actually need men. 508 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,095 Now, if they ever figure this out, it's a very sad day indeed. 509 00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:53,598 So, we mustnever... 510 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,600 let them use tools-- [ High Voice ] Uh-huh. 511 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,605 or take out the garbage, or open their own door. [ Sighs ] 512 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,607 [ Groans ] 513 00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:05,610 So that's the secret? Yeah. 514 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:11,616 And if it ever gets out, I'll know who told. [ Cries ] 515 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:16,120 My lips are sealed. 516 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:24,062 This is hopeless! There have to be a million rocks here. 517 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,815 We'll never find the right ones. If Deimos can find one, we can find one. 518 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:30,151 Who knows how long he looked? 519 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,653 And what if the one he found was the only one left intact? 520 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,655 What if the others were destroyed ages ago? 521 00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:37,625 - What if this isn't the right place? What if-- - What if you just shut up? 522 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,394 Can you do that? Just shut completely up? 523 00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:43,898 You are the most negative person I've ever met! 524 00:34:43,898 --> 00:34:46,534 - And coming from me, that's saying a lot. - I'm not negative. 525 00:34:47,034 --> 00:34:49,203 - I'm realistic. - [ Scoffs ] 526 00:34:49,704 --> 00:34:52,206 Everything I said is true. This is hopeless. 527 00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:55,710 There are millions of rocks here, and we don't know how long Deimos looked. 528 00:34:55,710 --> 00:34:59,213 You can sit here and gripe, or you can help me look for the stone. 529 00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:01,165 I think I'll sit and gripe, thank you. Fine. 530 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:06,954 - Ow! Ow! Ooh! Mm. - Why in the world did I ever agree to help you two bozos? 531 00:35:06,954 --> 00:35:08,956 [ Hercules ] Hey! Over here! 532 00:35:08,956 --> 00:35:10,958 Where? Here! 533 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:14,262 - Here where? -Here here! 534 00:35:14,262 --> 00:35:17,115 [ Laughs ] Now who's being a realist? 535 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:23,788 Ah-ah-ah-ah. Look, don't touch. 536 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,174 Oh. So, what are we gonna do? 537 00:35:26,174 --> 00:35:29,010 When Hercules smashed the Rock of Argius, 538 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:31,012 he took on the Cyclops's curse. 539 00:35:31,012 --> 00:35:35,016 All we have to do now is find someone to do the same for him. 540 00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:37,018 Just how good a friend are you? 541 00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:41,455 - Uh-- -[ Hercules ] I won't let anyone make that trade. 542 00:35:41,455 --> 00:35:43,357 There has to be another way. 543 00:35:43,858 --> 00:35:46,861 Well, then it's hopeless! Oh, look on the bright side! 544 00:35:48,362 --> 00:35:50,865 Hercules? What's the bright side? 545 00:35:50,865 --> 00:35:53,651 -I'm thinking. - [ Rumbling ] 546 00:35:54,468 --> 00:35:56,721 Avalanche! Oh! 547 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,036 [ Laughing, Shrieking ] 548 00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,322 Those are the guys from the road! 549 00:36:14,822 --> 00:36:16,490 - Why are they after us? -[ Hercules ] Maybe we should ask them. 550 00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:18,876 [ Laughing ] 551 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:21,562 Mind if I have one of those? 552 00:36:22,063 --> 00:36:24,532 -[ Hercules ] Uh-uh-uh. -Look, Hercules. 553 00:36:24,532 --> 00:36:29,453 You know how much I hate you. But right now, stopping Deimos is more important to me. 554 00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,506 Trust me. [ Sighs ] 555 00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:38,012 H-How could you trust her? 556 00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:41,015 You can always trust a god to do what's in their own best interest. 557 00:36:41,515 --> 00:36:44,018 Besides, I only need one of these stones. 558 00:36:44,018 --> 00:36:47,321 Wait here. Wait. Wait, Hercules! Where are you going? Aah! 559 00:36:56,564 --> 00:36:59,066 [ Thunder Crashing ] 560 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:02,270 [ Laughing ] 561 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:04,538 [ Laughing ] 562 00:37:04,538 --> 00:37:07,942 [ Shrill Laughing ] 563 00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:19,420 Discord! Hold this, would ya? 564 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:23,190 Now, drop it! No, no, no, no! 565 00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:33,935 [ Whimpering ] No! 566 00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:37,772 Let go of me! Let go! 567 00:37:37,772 --> 00:37:40,458 Aah! You idiot! 568 00:37:48,215 --> 00:37:51,185 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 569 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,425 - Can you see me? - Y-Yeah. 570 00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:59,593 Ah. Just checking. 571 00:37:59,593 --> 00:38:02,113 [ Screams, Grunts ] 572 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,917 - No? - [ Grunts ] 573 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:11,122 [ Yelling, Groaning ] 574 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:15,242 Hercules? We've got a problem here! 575 00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:20,231 I want you to see this, bro. Know what happens when I break your buddy's neck? 576 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:24,335 [ Choking ] Apart from thrashing around like a dead chicken. 577 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:27,788 Come on! Give me the stone, and save your little friend. 578 00:38:29,657 --> 00:38:31,492 He doesn't like being called "little." 579 00:38:31,492 --> 00:38:34,528 Oh, you're back! With a vengeance. 580 00:38:34,528 --> 00:38:36,664 [ Chuckling ] 581 00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:43,904 [ Roaring ] 582 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,789 - Come on, come on, come on! - [ Grunting ] 583 00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:14,578 [ Ares Groaning ] 584 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:18,582 I am so sick and tired of wiping the floor with you, Ares. 585 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,584 I'm starting to think you're a masochist. 586 00:40:22,403 --> 00:40:25,222 - What'd you call me? - A masochist. 587 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:31,328 You know, I kinda like the sound of that. 588 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:34,648 Let's rock! 589 00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:49,463 Hey! War God! Catch! 590 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:58,205 - Ares! Ares! Don't! - [ Scoffs ] Yeah. 591 00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:01,075 No, Ares! 592 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,989 [ Grunts ] 593 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,812 [ Groaning ] 594 00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:27,084 [ Screams ] 595 00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:30,287 I tried to warn him. Ah, guys like that never listen. 596 00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:35,693 [ Sighs ] That was close. 597 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,945 Looks like you boys had yourselves a party! 598 00:41:37,945 --> 00:41:40,247 [ Chuckles ] Ares broke the last Cyclops eye. 599 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,601 Guess there's an opening in the war god department. 600 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,537 - Cool! Bye, guys. - W-W-W-Wait. 601 00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:50,491 - Where's Deimos? - Deimos? Don't worry about him. 602 00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:53,961 I'm sure he's... hangin' around somewhere. 603 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,968 [ Alternating Voices ] "You got me into this mess." "I did not!" 604 00:42:00,968 --> 00:42:05,306 "Did too!" "I did not." "You did too." "I did not!" 605 00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:08,309 "Did too!" "Oh, relax, buddy. We're all friends here." 606 00:42:08,809 --> 00:42:10,811 "No, we're not friends! I don't even know your name!" 607 00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:13,314 "Oh, we're all friends!" [ Cackling ] 608 00:42:13,814 --> 00:42:17,318 [ Continues Raving ] 609 00:42:19,186 --> 00:42:21,188 Boy, Hercules, I gotta say, it's really good to see ya. 610 00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:23,691 Ah, it's good to be seen. [ Chuckling ] 611 00:42:23,691 --> 00:42:26,193 You know, it, uh, turns out I was right. What about? 612 00:42:26,694 --> 00:42:28,696 Without me around, you still acted like a hero. 613 00:42:28,696 --> 00:42:31,198 Well, what do you expect? I was taught by the best. 614 00:42:31,198 --> 00:42:33,200 Best? Why, I don't know about that. [ Chuckling ] 615 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,203 You are! I've done research! Pie charts, bar graphs-- 616 00:42:36,704 --> 00:42:38,706 You know, you're at the top of almost all the categories. 617 00:42:38,706 --> 00:42:40,708 What do you mean "almost"? 618 00:42:40,708 --> 00:42:43,160 Yeah! [ Laughs ] Ah, Iolaus. 619 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,870 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc., Los Angeles 49761

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