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Uh!
There.
That should do it.
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Can you hear me?
Huh?
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Can you hear me?
Huh?
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You'll be all right.
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Okay, put 'em up.
I'm not going to hurt you.
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[ Sighs ]
What is the point?
I can hardly fight off a cold.
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I'm just wasting your time.
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Fighting isn't just physical,
Iolaus. It's about outsmarting
your opponent.
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I mean, most battles are won
before the first punch
is even thrown.
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So, you're saying...
I can use my head.
Yeah.
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Great. I can do that.
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Now, I'm gonna
take a swing at you.
Okay.
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You're gonna block it
just like I showed you.
Block, right.
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[ Man Laughs ]
[ Woman Laughs ]
Oh, darling!
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Hey, look at--
[ Groaning ]
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[ Sighs ]
Sorry about that.
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Uh, you were supposed
to block it.
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Yeah, I know. I got distracted.
Oh, they look happy, though,
don't they?
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Yeah. Looks like love
is in the air. Hm!
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And I think I know why.
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- All right.
You can come out now.
-[ Woman Giggling ]
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Mmm! Ahh!
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A rose by any other name
would smell as sweet,
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and, honey, I'm the sweetest.
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Hello, Aphrodite.
Huh! Hey!
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Huh?
Roll up your tongue.
That's my sister.
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Oh. Sorry.
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-Long time no see, baby bro.
-Heh.
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And you, Curly from the Swirly.
Nice haircut.
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- How you diggin' life
on our side of the vortex?
- Well, now that you ask--
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Glad to hear it.
Herc, have you seen
the Tribera Ruins?
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There aren't any ruins
in Tribera.
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Well, there's gonna be
if you don't jam
on over there.
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Heard there's, like,
a major mud slide
heading their way.
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I'd go with you,
but I just had
a mud bath yesterday.
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Yeah, well, I can see
your hands are tied.
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Mm-hmm.
Hey, you want me
to go with you?
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Umm, no, thanks.
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Why don't you stay
and practice what
we were working on?
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Ha! You mean,
getting my head-- Huh!
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Um, could you
do me a favor and--
[ Grunting ]
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Uh, Iolaus isn't really
adjusting well to this world.
You talkin' to me?
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Say no more. Let me
take him under my wing,
show him the ropes.
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Actually, I want you
to leave him completely alone.
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I don't need him
any more confused
than he already is.
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- Okay. Here is where you, like,
totally owe me an apology.
- [ Thuds ]
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I'm the Goddess of Love!
What could possibly go wrong?
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This is what I'm saying.
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[ Groaning ]
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What's not to like?
He comes from a good family.
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Daddy, he can't keep
his tentacles to himself!
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So he's a hopeless romantic.
You know how writers are.
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Just because he spills
ink all over the place
doesn't make him a writer.
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You're marrying Cedric.
That's final.
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Father, he's a squid!
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- Well, nobody's perfect!
- Ohh!
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I've never even left Coral Bay.
How am I supposed to know
what I want from life...
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when I haven't even seen
what life has to offer?
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- You may not understand
this now,
- [ Disgusted Sigh ]
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but your place is here
with your family...
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and with people who need you!
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Now, you're marrying the squid,
and that's that!
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[ Frustrated Scream ]
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- Life's a beach, ain't it?
- Who are you?
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Someone who knows
just how it feels to be
a big fish in a little pond.
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It gets kind of claustrophobic,
doesn't it?
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- Yeah.
- Ever disobey
dear old Dad before?
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- Well, no, but I--
- But there's a first time
for everything.
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Why, your Romeo
could be beach side,
and you'd never know it.
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Are you really gonna let Triton
stop you from finding
your dream man?
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Maybe you're right.
[ Laughs ]
Of course I am.
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And I happen to have a
first-class ticket down lover's
lane with your name on it.
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There's just one
little catch.
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- Ready?
- Uh, wait, wait. Um, are you
sure this is gonna work?
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Trust me. I'm a goddess.
Here goes.
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Hold on, hold on!
Have you ever done this before?
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No. But there's a first time
for everything, all right?
Now, this is it.
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Okay, just-just-just
one more thing.
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What if I wanna go back?
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To what?
To life with Mr. Tentacles
in a three-bedroom shell...
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with a pink coral fence
and a two-seahorse garage?
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[ Sighs ]
Since you put it that way,
I'm ready.
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- Wait. I almost forgot.
- What is the holdup?
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Get wet and you'll have
quite a "tail" to tell.
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Pun intended.
Got it.
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Forgive me, Father, for what
I'm about to do, but I'm not
a little guppy anymore.
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[ Gasping ]
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Ooh!
[ Giggles ]
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Wow! Uh!
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Thank you, Discord!
Hm!
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Ohh! Hmm.
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[ Yelps ]
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A word of advice:
Learn to walk
before you run.
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Good thinking.
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Hook, line and sinker.
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[ Laughs ]
Ooh!
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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[ Aphrodite Sighs ]
How's that for gratitude?
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I offer to keep you company,
and he insults me.
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My own brother.
Can you believe it?
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Well, I'm sure he didn't
mean anything by it.
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What's with you?
Why can't you look at me?
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It's just--
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I'm not used to seeing
so much of you.
[ Laughs ]
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Well, get used to it, sweet pea,
'cause I travel light.
Heh!
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[ Giggles ]
Goddess of Love, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
What's it like?
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It's pretty cool.
I get to travel a lot.
I'm my own boss.
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No. No, no.
I mean, love.
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You mean,
you've never been in love?
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[ Squeals ]
Why didn't you say so?
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I'd be happy
to help you out.
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Ohh!
[ Gasping ]
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- Oh, baby!
- N-No!
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- [ Squeals ]
- Aphrodite, get her off!
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Ah, that's your job.
Aah! I can't breathe!
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[ Panting ]
Hi.
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Creep! Uh!
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Not your type, huh?
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Well, how about him?
Umm--
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Aphrodite, I don't want
to seem ungrateful, but...
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that didn't feel like love.
You meanlove.
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Yeah.
Ah! I thought
you meant "lo-ove!"
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Ohh, you're so cute!
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A real,
old-fashioned romantic.
I like you, Iolaus.
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With a little help,
someone else will too.
Appreciate that, but,
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I want tofall inlove.
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I don't want you
to drop it on me.
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No problem.
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00:09:13,502 --> 00:09:15,504
Excuse me, sir?
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Ehh-- Huh?
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Hi. I'm new in town
and I was wondering,
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would you please
be my friend?
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- [ Shouts ]
- [ Gasps ]
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Look, mates!
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- Ain't got a stitch on!
-[ Woman ] Shameful!
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Simply shameful!
[ Man ] Oramus, come here!
You've gotta see this!
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[ Gasps ]
What a show!
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-[ Woman #2 ]
Not much of a novelty.
- [ Men Chuckling ]
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[ Men, Disappointedly ]
Aww!
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Man ]
Get your halibut here!
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Eww! Uh! This place
can't be good for my pores.
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Iolaus! Thank the gods
you've come! Where's Hercules?
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Uh, he'll be back
in a moment.
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00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:05,254
Never mind. I'm sure you
can handle them yourself.
Them who?
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00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:08,374
-Themthem. Brutus's goons.
- [ Goons Chuckling ]
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He sends them out to collect
his so-called property tax.
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If we don't pay,
they start breaking bones!
Ohh!
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Oh! From the look of things,
you've got some very brave
people around here.
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Not really. Even if we pay,
they still beat us.
Oh, okay, well,
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uh, seeing as it doesn't
make any difference
what we do, uh, bye!
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- Wait! Don't you see?
This is your big chance.
-To do what?
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- Change to an all-knuckle diet?
- Who are you talking to?
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No, to be a hero. If you
beat these guys up, you'll have
your pick of any chick in town.
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What good'll that do
if I have to carry
my head round on a date?
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Hah! Excuse me.
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00:10:43,926 --> 00:10:47,730
Say, what's wrong
with this picture?
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Oh, I got it.
He ain't wearin' a cast.
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-[ Goons Chuckling ]
- Guys, uh, could we talk
about this?
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That ain't gonna be easy
when you're spittin' teeth!
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Yeah, good point.
Uh, I can see you got
the brains in the family. Heh!
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00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,246
And what did you get, sir?
[ Burps ]
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Ah, I see. The liver.
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00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:11,303
Well, I should be
running away now,
but my feet won't cooperate. Oh!
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Aa-aah! Oh!
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- Ah!
- Eww!
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00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,382
Let me guess--
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You're just giving 'em a false
sense of security, right?
No.
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Actually, I'm just trying
to savor my last few moments
on Earth.
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00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,391
But I thought
you knew how to fight!
What gave you that impression?
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- [ Goons Chuckling ]
-[ Iolaus Screams ]
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- I saw you fighting
with Hercules!
- That was my first lesson!
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- Help!
- Ooh! Okay.
Uh, mm, make a fist.
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- Aah!
- Ooh! Oops.
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- Let's get 'im!
- [ Panting ]
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Uh, whoo!
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- Did I do that?
- Yeah! Hah!
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- Not so hard!
- Oh, don't be such a baby. If
it hurts you, it hurts them.
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Whoo!
[ Laughing ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Laughing ]
This is great.
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Let's get outta here!
Let's go!
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He's a one-man army!
Save yourselves!
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- Whoo!
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
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[ Man ]
Yea! All right!
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What a workout!
You're telling me.
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00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,559
I'm still getting
palpitations from
all the humiliation!
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Oh, buck up, little camper.
They think you're a hero.
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00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:20,065
Yeah? Too bad
I know I'm not.
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00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:25,004
Who is that?
His name's Iolaus.
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Iolaus, huh? What a catch.
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My, my, what a pretty
little fishy. [ High Voice ]
Thank you, Brutus.
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Pretty enough to eat.
[ High Voice ] Oh, please,
don't eat me, Brutus.
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Don't what?
[ High Voice ] Eat me.
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If you insist.
[ Chuckling ]
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Playing with yourself again,
Brutus?
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Hmm! Discord. Discord.
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- Discord, Discord, Discord,
Discord, Discord, Discord,
- Shut up!
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Discor--
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There, there,
my little potato head.
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00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:15,204
I didn't mean
to yell at you.
I may be a big guy,
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but I have feelings too,
you know?
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Of course you do.
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And you know how much
I need you, sweetums.
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You do?
Mm-hmm.
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00:14:27,216 --> 00:14:31,220
See, I can't get too
directly involved here.
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Poseidon is Triton's brother,
and if he found out
what I have in mind...
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for his glorious oceans,
225
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:42,731
he'd fillet me faster than
you can say "fish sticks."
226
00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:46,735
But, ahh, ain't you
already involved?
227
00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:50,239
I mean, you did give
the fish-girl legs.
[ Laughs ]
228
00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:53,208
She thinks I did her
a favor. Mm-hmm!
229
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:57,713
Now, if we can just keep her
on land until the sunset,
230
00:14:57,713 --> 00:15:00,599
the seas will be
ours forever!
Hmm!
231
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,369
[ Chuckles ]
232
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:08,874
But I... still get
to beat people to a bloody pulp.
233
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,878
[ Whimpering ]
Of course.
234
00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:16,882
You know how much
I love to watch you work
with your hands.
235
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,386
- Heh!
- [ Men Chattering ]
236
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,724
- What happened to you?
- It was terrible. Terrible!
237
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,227
He was like a human tornado!
238
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:33,165
One man did this
to you all?
239
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,417
Hercules.
240
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:39,405
No, no. The other one.
The man he travels with!
241
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:45,210
The court jester?
Please. He couldn't hit water
if he fell off a boat.
242
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:52,101
[ Sighs ]
There's something fishy
going on around here.
243
00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:56,422
Some hero.
Wait'll they find out
I'm a fraud.
244
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,357
[ Woman ]
Excuse me, sir.
245
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,523
You sure you got
the right guy?
246
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:20,396
I just wanted
to tell you that...
I think you're very brave.
247
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,032
Oh, thanks, but actually,
I'm-- Mm!
248
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:34,543
[ Laughs ]
A little, um, tongue-tied.
249
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:46,105
I think I love you.
250
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,607
Uh, miss,
251
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:52,611
it's not that I don't wish I was
the kind of guy that could take
advantage of this situation,
252
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:57,149
but, um,
what you're feeling...
253
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,151
isn't love.
254
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,855
- Aphrodite made you
feel like this.
- Who?
255
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,158
Aphrodite. Goddess of Love?
256
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,546
Haven't you ever
heard of her?
[ Sighs ]
257
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:15,384
You're not from around here,
are you?
258
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:19,772
Not exactly.
[ Laughs ]
So where exactly
are you from?
259
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,958
Oh, it doesn't matter.
My home's a whole other
world away.
260
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,945
So's mine.
To tell you the truth,
I felt like a slave there.
261
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:30,949
Really?
But I'm trying to let go
of my old life...
262
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,352
and get on with my new one.
263
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,407
- What's your name?
- Nautica.
264
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:43,278
Nautica. Huh!
265
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:46,281
[ Male Peddler ]
Fish heads! Fresh fish heads!
266
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,283
[ People Chattering ]
267
00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:54,289
[ Man ]
But shnookie-lumps,
I swear we're just friends.
268
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:57,593
I catch you with your arms
around a naked woman
in our living room,
269
00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:00,562
and you expect me
to believe you?
She's a nudist! She was choking!
270
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,898
[ Woman ]
Hah!
271
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,302
Oh! Oh-ho!
272
00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:09,304
I'm so sorry
I didn't believe you.
273
00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:12,808
That's all right,
my darling. I didn't
believe me either.
274
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:14,676
Hmm!
275
00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:22,985
Well, if it isn't
the multi-talentless
and easily inflatable Aphrodite.
276
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:27,422
What do you know?
It's the Goddess of Skank.
277
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:30,175
Here to defend your title at
the kielbasa-swallowing contest?
278
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,780
Oh! Oh!
279
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,000
Huh! Oh! Take that!
280
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,002
[ Giggles ]
281
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,608
You're the one who helped
that little clown, aren't you?
282
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:49,478
I knew he couldn't have
beaten those men on his own.
283
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:54,867
- Ohh! Oh.
- Am I--
284
00:18:54,867 --> 00:19:00,122
So what if I did?
Eww, don't tell me those
gorillas work for you.
285
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,492
I'm warning you, Aphrodite.
This is none of your business.
286
00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:06,328
Skip town, sister,
before things get ugly.
287
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:11,166
Oops! Too late.
Have you looked
in the mirror lately?
288
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:27,382
Enough!
Fashion victim!
289
00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:29,818
Blonde!
[ Gasps ]
290
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,054
[ Sighs ]
[ Woman ]
I love you.
291
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:35,224
- I love you too.
- [ Giggles ]
292
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:37,626
[ Male Peddler ]
Fresh fruit right here!
[ Sniffs ]
293
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,879
Ahh! Observe.
[ Whistles ]
294
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,866
- [ Giggles ]
- Ha!
295
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,735
- Ah!
- Oh! Oh! [ Giggles ]
296
00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:49,838
- "Orange" you glad you met me?
- [ Man ]
Eh, let's water these fish.
297
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:53,876
[ Squeals ]
What is it?
Nautica, what's wrong?
298
00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:59,164
Uh, the water.
It's a new dress,
and I didn't want to get it wet.
299
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,934
- Okay.
- Iolaus, when you
left your world,
300
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,436
how did you know it was
the right thing to do?
Good man!
301
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,939
Well, um-- Tsk!
When it comes down to it,
302
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,943
I guess I couldn't think
of anybody back there
that I'd miss.
303
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,946
Although, I think about it
occasionally. Do you?
304
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,949
Well, what's to miss?
Like I said,
I felt like a slave.
305
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,953
I mean, what kind of father
won't let his own daughter
see the world for herself?
306
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,822
The kind that
loves her so much,
he's afraid to let her go?
307
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,308
You know what?
308
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,945
You're the first man
I've ever met who talked to me
and not at me.
309
00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:36,551
Can I ask you something?
310
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:39,404
Can I kiss you again?
311
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,276
[ Gasps ]
Oh, no!
312
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,696
What is it? Something I ate?
[ Smells Breath ]
313
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:52,567
Cousin Abernathy!
What have they done to you?
314
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,320
Nautica, are you all right?
315
00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,125
Ahh! Sure!
316
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,629
It's just that I--
I used to have a fish.
317
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,598
And it looked exactly--
exactly like this one.
318
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:11,603
And I called it
Cousin Abernathy.
319
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:16,858
Would you excuse me?
I'll be right back. Heh!
320
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,748
What's the rumpus, Curly?
Ohh! Aphrodite!
321
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:26,251
Hey! I expect
a little more enthusiasm
from my fans.
322
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,755
I'm sorry. It's just,
I meet this beautiful woman,
323
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,257
and we have everything
in common, and...
324
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,644
just once I thought
she'd like me for me.
325
00:21:35,644 --> 00:21:38,213
Hey, I didn't have
anything to do with it.
326
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:42,884
You mean, you didn't
sprinkle her with whatever it is
you sprinkle people with?
327
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:47,489
Okay, now I'm confused.
I thought youdidn't
want me getting involved.
328
00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:52,878
No! No, that's great, that's
great! That means she-- she
really thinks I'm brave, and--
329
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:57,599
[ Sighs ] No, she doesn't like
me for me! She likes me for
the me that she thinks is me!
330
00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:01,269
The me that isn't me, I mean.
You know what I mean?
Huh-uh.
331
00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:04,089
Chill, Curly.
This is, like,
a golden opportunity.
332
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,775
When those goons come back
to rip the flesh
off your face,
333
00:22:06,775 --> 00:22:10,529
you can stand up to 'em
for real, and then you'll be
the you she thinks you are.
334
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,398
Aphrodite, the me you think
is me isn't me!
335
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,803
I-- I have to tell Nautica
the truth.
336
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,806
[ Sighs ]
337
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,709
Fashion victim. Me!
338
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:28,213
Who does she think she is?
At least I don't double
as a floatation device.
339
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:31,216
Hmm! Don't sell
yourself short,
340
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:34,219
my little leather-clad
licorice stick.
341
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,222
I can't take any chances
with her around.
342
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,726
Get a grip, Brutus.
Hmm!
343
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:45,731
I thought you'd never ask.
Mm-hmm-hmm! Ooh!
[ Goons Murmuring ]
344
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:49,568
No, you idiot!
I want you to catch that fish!
345
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:56,341
You all right?
I'm better than all right.
346
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:59,244
Iolaus, I want to
stay with you forever.
347
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:02,464
Let's get married.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Nautica.
348
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:06,051
We have to slow down.
I mean, we hardly know
each other.
349
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,638
I haven't had time
to ask you what your
favorite color is,
350
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,873
your favorite hobby--
Blue. Swimming!
351
00:23:11,873 --> 00:23:17,479
Oh, you know what I mean.
Iolaus, don't you believe
in love at first sight?
352
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:21,116
When I saw you standing up
for those poor people,
353
00:23:21,116 --> 00:23:23,418
I knew you were the one.
354
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,455
Oh, Nautica, I--
355
00:23:26,455 --> 00:23:31,309
I have to be honest
with you.
[ Shudders ] So do I.
356
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:34,279
I'm not the person
you think I am.
I'm not who you think I am.
357
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:38,700
Ahh!
358
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:42,220
Time to sort out
all this confusion.
359
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,874
Now, which one
of you's Nautica?
360
00:23:49,044 --> 00:23:52,431
So which one of you's
the creep...
361
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,801
who beat up my men?
362
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:58,053
Okay.
363
00:23:58,053 --> 00:24:01,289
You... are dead.
364
00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:07,379
And you... are mine.
365
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,499
[ Brutus, Goons Laughing ]
[ Gasps ]
366
00:24:20,775 --> 00:24:23,428
Well, you're really
asking for it this time,
367
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,932
because Iolaus went easy
on you before.
368
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:32,187
Nautica, let's not try and upset
the rather large gentleman, who
obviously has his own zip code.
369
00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:35,957
- Is that right, Mr. Tough Guy?
- Wha--
370
00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:38,643
-Time to teach you--
- [ Joints Cracking ]
371
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,129
Ahh! A lesson.
372
00:24:41,129 --> 00:24:46,401
Ah! Wait, that's it-- lesson.
The fight is often won before
the first punch is thrown.
373
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:49,020
Yeah, uh, you know what?
Eh?
374
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:53,325
I would really hate to do this
without telling you that
your shoes are untied.
375
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,596
What do you think I am?
Stupid?
376
00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,965
That's the oldest trick
in the books.
377
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:04,553
I look down,
and you whack me one!
378
00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:08,690
- Well, it ain't gonna happen.
- Okay, okay, okay! I tried!
379
00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:11,576
[ Growls, Gurgles ]
380
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,912
Run! Let's go!
381
00:25:23,338 --> 00:25:26,091
dddd [ Vocalizing ]
382
00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:46,578
Aah! All right, all ready!
383
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:51,399
Uh! Those Sirens are like
the dog whistles of the gods!
Call 'em off!
384
00:25:51,399 --> 00:25:55,170
Thank you for answering my call,
Aphrodite.
385
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:59,040
Any friend of Poseidon
is a friend of mine.
[ Clears Throat ] What's up?
386
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,960
It's my daughter.
She swam away from home.
387
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,413
You blew my eardrums
out for that?
388
00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:08,733
Listen, my main merman,
don't sweat it. She's a kid.
She'll come back.
389
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,736
And could we, like,
turn up the heat in here?
It's freezing.
390
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:16,207
That's just it.
I can't.
391
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:20,879
When Nautica was born,
my brother Poseidon gifted her
with a heart so pure,
392
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,998
it warms the seas.
393
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:27,569
If she doesn't return by sunset,
the waters of Greece
will turn to ice.
394
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:31,239
Bummer.
395
00:26:31,239 --> 00:26:34,276
Nautica has no idea
how important she is.
396
00:26:34,276 --> 00:26:36,595
I should have
told her the truth.
397
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:41,082
Instead, I tried
to arrange a marriage
to make her stay.
398
00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:45,570
Did you say "Nautica"?
That's great.
I just saw her in the village.
399
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:48,440
She's on the land?
400
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,425
How's that possible?
401
00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:58,383
Discord. I knew that
scheming little skeezer
was up to something.
402
00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,086
Don't worry, Triton.
I know exactly
where to find her.
403
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,438
She's with... Curly.
404
00:27:03,438 --> 00:27:06,107
[ Clicks Tongue ]
Oh, no.
405
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,131
[ Both Laughing ]
406
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,638
It looks like
we left 'em behind.
You're amazing.
407
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,308
Only when I'm with you.
408
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,810
I wonder what they
wanted with you.
Beats me.
409
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,129
Nautica, I--
410
00:27:28,129 --> 00:27:32,133
Well, I've been thinking
about what you said before,
411
00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:35,603
about love at first sight.
412
00:27:36,104 --> 00:27:38,606
And I don't know.
When I'm with you, I--
413
00:27:38,606 --> 00:27:41,476
I am the person
I always wanted to be.
414
00:27:41,476 --> 00:27:45,597
Well, then why do you
look so unhappy?
415
00:27:45,597 --> 00:27:50,402
Because... I'm afraid you won't
feel the same about me when
you hear what I have to say.
416
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,104
But I promise you,
417
00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:56,758
nothing will ever change
the way I feel about you.
418
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,761
Heh. Well, I wouldn't
be too sure about that.
419
00:28:01,696 --> 00:28:04,866
- I've been looking
all over for you!
- [ Sighs ]
420
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,854
Now is not a good time.
Can we talk later?
421
00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,741
Was it something I said?
No, no, no. Not you.
422
00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:15,377
You!
423
00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,598
-Youwho?
-Meme!
424
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:23,485
She can't see me, Curly,
and we have to talk,
like, pronto!
425
00:28:23,485 --> 00:28:27,272
Okay. Uh, could you
just wait for one moment?
426
00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:37,515
[ Discord ]
You lost them.
They were running really fast.
427
00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:40,985
How fast could
she have been running?
She's only had legs for one day!
428
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:45,657
[ Mutters ]
Well, we're trying our best!
429
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:49,461
And now,
you're hurting my feelings!
430
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:52,180
Yeah! You're hurtin'
his feelings!
431
00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:55,567
Aah!
432
00:28:58,436 --> 00:29:00,722
[ Both Gasp ]
433
00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:06,428
- Anyone else have
something to say?
- [ Goons Muttering ]
434
00:29:06,928 --> 00:29:08,797
Brutus.
N-N-No!
435
00:29:08,797 --> 00:29:12,100
Darling.
I know it's not your fault.
436
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:15,103
You're only slightly smarter
than a cabbage.
Ooh!
437
00:29:15,103 --> 00:29:19,607
In fact, if you weren't
more endowed in other areas,
438
00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:24,245
[ Sighs ]
I would've killed you long ago.
Gee, thanks.
439
00:29:24,245 --> 00:29:27,749
Shut up!
Listen carefully.
440
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:32,220
I'm gonna make it easy for you.
Step one: Approach the girl.
441
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:37,108
Step two: Grab the girl.
Step three: Bring the girl here.
Got it?
442
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,993
Hmm!
443
00:29:40,495 --> 00:29:42,747
What girl?
444
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,852
Oh, yeah, right!
And I'm a Centaur!
445
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:51,856
I'm sorry, Iolaus,
but it's true.
She's gotta go back.
446
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:56,861
Have you taken a look
at her recently? She is not
a mermaid. She has legs.
447
00:29:56,861 --> 00:30:00,865
Yeah, which Discord
gave to her,
to freeze the oceans.
448
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:03,368
Oh, why would she
wanna do that? Uh!
449
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,870
Hello!
Her name is Discord!
450
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,873
I know what this is about.
This is about you!
451
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:12,377
Me?
Yeah.
I found love without your help,
and you can't stand it.
452
00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:15,880
Ah! So not, even in
the hard-corest of ways!
453
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,884
I didn't have to hang out with
you today, but I did, out of
the goodness of my huge heart.
454
00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:23,304
Yeah! Which we could
all see beating if it
weren't for your skin!
455
00:30:23,304 --> 00:30:26,875
Put some clothes on,
for the gods' sakes!
That is it!
456
00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:30,278
You're on your own!
Let the seas freeze
for all I care!
457
00:30:30,778 --> 00:30:33,014
I hope you two
are very happy!
458
00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,269
H-- How?
459
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:43,842
He loves me.
460
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,844
He loves me not.
461
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,246
He loves me.
462
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:50,632
He loves me not.
[ Chuckling ]
463
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,018
He loves me.
464
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,907
He loves me not.
He loves me.
Blaah!
465
00:30:58,907 --> 00:31:01,259
[ Screams ]
What are you doing?
Ha-ha!
466
00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:03,761
Iolaus!
467
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,764
[ Laughs ]
My, my!
468
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:10,752
Discord will be pleased!
469
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,466
Nautica!
470
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,144
Nautica!
471
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,647
Oh, no!
472
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,116
[ Laughing ]
Here.
473
00:31:42,116 --> 00:31:45,119
Why are you doing this?
[ Whimpering ]
474
00:31:47,121 --> 00:31:52,126
Tie her down!
Discord! I thought
you were my friend! Uh!
475
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:55,380
What makes you think
I care about your happiness
in the slightest?
476
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:58,917
- Why did you help me then?
- Help you? [ Laughs ]
477
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,786
There's no greater handicap
than innocence, my dear.
478
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:05,740
But in way, I envy you.
479
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,861
Must be nice
to float through life
with your head in the clouds.
480
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,964
Yeah! Must be nice!
481
00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:14,916
- Time to pop the balloon.
- Paahh!
482
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:18,536
Your father never told you
the real reason he wanted
you to stay.
483
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,990
If you're not home
in time for supper,
the seas will freeze,
484
00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:25,827
along with everyone
you left behind.
No!
485
00:32:25,827 --> 00:32:28,029
No!
[ Laughing ]
486
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:31,532
Look on the bright side.
We can all learn
to ice skate.
487
00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,918
[ Both Laugh ]
488
00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:42,410
Okay, I can do this.
489
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,412
Flowers work
every time.
490
00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,915
Um, uh--
491
00:32:47,915 --> 00:32:49,917
Here.
492
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:59,310
Aphrodite,
I know I'm the last person
you want to see right now,
493
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:05,333
but, well, Nautica's
been kidnapped,
and I need your help.
494
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,935
Please don't punish her
for what I said.
495
00:33:07,935 --> 00:33:12,940
I know I didn't believe you,
but, well, that's 'cause--
496
00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:16,978
'cause I love her,
and I don't wanna let her go.
497
00:33:16,978 --> 00:33:22,200
Did I mention
you're my favorite god?
[ Aphrodite ] Go on.
498
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,088
Uh, you're-you're funny,
and you're, uh--
you're beautiful,
499
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,091
and your fashion sense
is beyond reproach.
500
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:33,961
And I'm a jerk for saying
those things I said.
501
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,099
- Come on, Curly.
- [ Relieved Sigh ]
502
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,652
- Let's go save your girlfriend.
- [ Brutus Grunts ]
503
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:49,660
She don't look
like no mermaid.
504
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:53,481
Think of her as powdered milk.
You just add water.
505
00:33:53,481 --> 00:33:56,851
- Uh!
- Then what are we waiting for?
506
00:33:56,851 --> 00:33:59,370
Iolaus will find me,
and he'll stop you.
507
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,674
[ Sarcastic Laugh ]
Iolaus would run from his own
shadow without Aphrodite's help.
508
00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:06,911
- He's not the hero
you think he is.
-[ Banging ]
509
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,165
But I'm about to be.
510
00:34:11,165 --> 00:34:14,519
What you're about to do,
my pesky little friend,
511
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:18,022
is find out how much
love can truly hurt.
512
00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:21,559
- [ Gasps ]
- Get him! Aah!
513
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:57,245
[ Screeches Like Cat ]
Now, now.
Let's keep this fight fair.
514
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:03,601
Uh! You want a piece of me,
Elvira?
515
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,870
What are you gonna do,
love girl?
Shower me with hearts?
516
00:35:23,504 --> 00:35:25,790
- Hi.
- Iolaus!
517
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:29,093
I knew you'd come.
Look out!
518
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,564
Tramp!
Tootsie!
519
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,850
Trollop!
520
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:37,919
[ Both Screeching Like Cats ]
521
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:58,156
You!
Uh!
522
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:04,412
Time... to meet your maker.
523
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,369
[ Screaming ]
524
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,988
Huh?
525
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,969
[ Chuckling ]
526
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:36,027
I'm sorry, Iolaus.
I tried to tell you.
527
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,279
This is who I am.
528
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:43,351
[ Laughing ]
Hey, guys!
529
00:36:43,351 --> 00:36:46,821
She really is a fish!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
530
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,191
[ Gasps ]
531
00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:58,099
Hey! That's my girlfriend
you're laughing at!
532
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,614
[ Birds Twittering ]
[ Grunts ]
533
00:37:27,895 --> 00:37:30,731
[ Giggling ]
534
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:41,075
Uh! Ohh!
535
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:43,444
Aah!
536
00:37:47,548 --> 00:37:50,751
Aah! Aah!
537
00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:54,272
[ Delighted Squeal ]
Looks like you got
a nasty case of crabs.
538
00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:14,325
Huh! Heh-heh!
539
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:17,495
[ Groaning ]
Get these things off of me!
540
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,930
You better hightail it
out of here, Discord.
541
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:23,651
I don't think you wanna be too
close to the coast when I tell
Poseidon what you've been up to.
542
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,620
The good thing about
being immortal?
543
00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:29,623
You always have time
to try again.
544
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,081
Nautica.
Iolaus!
545
00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,084
It's all right.
You don't have to say anything.
546
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:44,638
We should've been honest with
each other from the beginning.
We were.
547
00:38:44,638 --> 00:38:49,010
I meant it when I told you,
"I love you."
So did I.
548
00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:52,146
[ Sniffles ]
549
00:38:52,146 --> 00:38:55,132
That's why I'm gonna
get you home.
550
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,404
Hmm!
551
00:39:16,137 --> 00:39:18,873
Nautica!
552
00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:24,195
Tell Triton he owes me one.
And don't be too hard on him.
He loves you, you know.
553
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,231
Thank you, Aphrodite.
554
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:35,005
This is where we first met.
555
00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:39,393
If I'd had known that...
we were only gonna have
one day together, Iolaus,
556
00:39:39,393 --> 00:39:42,496
I still would've kissed you.
557
00:39:43,664 --> 00:39:45,966
[ Sniffling ]
558
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:48,386
How about one for the road?
559
00:39:57,628 --> 00:40:00,881
I'm never gonna be able
to thank you enough.
For what?
560
00:40:00,881 --> 00:40:03,684
For giving me something
to fight for.
561
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,057
Are you ready?
562
00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:14,311
I'll never forget you.
563
00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:24,038
[ Sniffling, Sobbing ]
564
00:40:24,038 --> 00:40:26,290
[ Blows Nose ]
565
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,681
Iolaus. Hey.
566
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:01,685
Hi.
So, how was your day?
567
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:06,190
Oh, well, you know how it is.
I did a little of this
and a little of that.
568
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:11,195
Ah. Well, I ran into
Aphrodite down the road.
Looked like she'd been crying.
569
00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:15,099
- You guys have any trouble?
- No, no.
570
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:19,720
Nothing I couldn't handle.
So, how about you? You've been
saving innocent people,
571
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,590
helping them rebuild
their lives in the face
of senseless tragedy.
572
00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:25,092
Actually, the mud slide
missed the village entirely.
573
00:42:25,092 --> 00:42:28,095
I spent the whole day
signing autographs. Heh!
574
00:42:28,095 --> 00:42:31,148
- Really?
- Yeah. Go figure.
575
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:33,150
Huh!
Hmm!
576
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:36,654
Well, Hercules,
if you ever need a day off, uh,
577
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,156
I'd be happy to handle
things for ya.
578
00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:43,160
You know, roust a few bullies,
kick a little butt.
Iolaus?
579
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,663
Huh?
Are you sure
you're all right?
580
00:42:48,749 --> 00:42:50,884
Yeah.
581
00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:54,888
Yeah. I'm gonna be fine.
582
00:42:55,389 --> 00:42:56,890
Huh!
583
00:42:57,391 --> 00:42:58,892
[ Chuckling ]
584
00:42:59,393 --> 00:43:01,428
- [ Giggling ]
- Yeah.
585
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,199
[ Muttering ]
586
00:43:10,704 --> 00:43:13,958
Hey, uh, Iolaus?
Why do you smell like fish?
587
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,733
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