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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.
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Packing, shipping, cleaning.
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That sounds hard.
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It is.
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But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.
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You'll have a new
respect for the company
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and a new respect for yourself.
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Yeah, but a year?
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Or two.
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So, once we are married,
I will be your oko.
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Oko.
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You just called yourself a shovel.
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Oko.
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That means "stone."
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All right. Anyway,
before we officially become
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oko and iyawo...
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Male genitalia and wife.
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Before we become that,
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there's something
I'd like for you to do.
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Read this e-mail for me, will you?
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Is it spam? Look,
we might have our Nigerian princes,
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but you have your
Publishers Clearing House.
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Read it.
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Uncle Tunde has still
not gotten the magazines
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from that time you told him...
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Just read it.
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"The Michigan Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association
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"is proud to announce
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that Bob Wheeler has been
named Businessman of the Year."
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This is not spam.
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It is not.
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Oh, this is wonderful, Bob.
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Eh, it's no big deal.
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Oh.
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It's just some stupid, fancy dinner
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where everybody stands up
and gives dumb speeches
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about how great I am.
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I see.
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- So, do you want to go with me?
- I do not.
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What? Why?
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You just said it was dumb and stupid.
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I was being humble.
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Don't do that. It is an ugly trait.
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What, I'm just supposed to start crowing
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about what a great guy I am?
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Are you great?
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Yes, I'm the damn
Businessman of the Year.
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Then act like it.
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Fine. Abishola,
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I am the best at what I do,
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and I'm getting an award that says so.
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I want you to be there when I get it.
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In that case, I'll go.
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Thank you.
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Even if you do sound
a little full of yourself.
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I'll show her.
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Pack her in a box.
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Ship her to an old folks' home.
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You don't send Christina down here.
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You don't send Bob. Perfect Bob.
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Get out of town.
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That's all of them.
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You want me to get another pallet?
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- Oh, that's more than en...
- Uh-uh.
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Boxes are in the back
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behind the shipping labels.
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Uh, while you're there,
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organize the shipping labels.
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You got it.
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What?
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So, my cooking
is not good enough for you?
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I just wanted to mix it up a little bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were such a foodie.
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Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Abishola brings her lunch every day.
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You don't give her a hard time.
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She has brought the same
meal for nine years.
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Her taste buds are
practically dead in her mouth.
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Kemi, unfortunately,
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I won't be able to have dinner
with you on Friday night.
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- We have no plans on Friday.
- Good,
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because I have to go to a gala
where Bob is being honored
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for his business excellence.
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Ooh, nice one, sock man.
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- It is not nice. It is wonderful.
- Oh.
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My fianc� is the best at what he does,
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and he's being named
Businessman of the Year.
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I'm very happy for you
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and extremely jealous.
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- Aw, thank you.
- Mm.
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Didn't Chukwuemeka just
win Employee of the Month?
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Of the month, Gloria.
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Next to Bob's achievement,
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it's almost pathetic.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Arm candy at a big gala.
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You sure you're ready for that?
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Of course I am.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
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when it comes to
chitchatting and joking,
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these are not your strengths.
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But you do have
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other great qualities, huh?
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- You are tall.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just remember you're
there to support Bob.
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- Like a first lady.
- Mm-hmm.
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- The first lady of socks.
- Yeah, that's good.
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Just try not to give
off so much Hillary.
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Embrace your inner Melania.
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Melania?
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Yes, Melania.
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She's beautiful, poised,
and, like Abishola,
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she's a hardworking immigrant
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on the arm of a large,
sweaty businessman.
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Oh, my God. You are Melania.
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- Can't I be Michelle?
- No.
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There's only one Michelle.
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- Wow.
- Look at you,
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my plus-size James Bond.
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I'll take it.
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If someone has to win an award
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for White Male Businessman of the Year,
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I'm so glad it's you.
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The award is not just for white men.
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Is that right?
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Yeah. My buddy Greg Ramirez
won it a couple years ago.
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He's half something.
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Wow. Okay.
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Clearly, there's no problem.
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Look, I hear what you're saying,
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but what am I supposed to do,
not accept the award?
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No. No.
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You have earned it.
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I mean, only people
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who benefit from the system
have the power to change it,
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but tonight's about you.
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I'm on your side, Bobby.
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Things were better
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when men were in charge.
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That is not my side.
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This industry was always great to women
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as long as you knew
how to play the game.
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Let the fellas have a look here,
a grab there.
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The fresher they got, the more I got.
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Yeah, by "fresher,"
you mean "sexually assault-ier."
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Honey,
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you got to stop listening
to those lesbians on NPR.
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Mom, I agree with Christina.
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Sure, you do.
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Don't wink at me.
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Turn your nose up all you want.
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You would've done well back in the day.
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- Oh, please.
- I'm just saying,
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you got a butt for business.
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Mom, that is offensive.
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Petra's Pilates every Tuesday.
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It's paying off.
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- Mom!
- That's it.
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Let them think they're
getting away with something.
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I love that sound.
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I never got to punch out upstairs.
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No matter if I came in or not,
I still got paid.
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A lot.
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Whereas if we don't punch in and out,
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we lose our health benefits.
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Crazy.
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Douglas, you have done
a good job this week.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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To be honest,
from our previous interactions,
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we expected you to be a
worthless piece of excrement.
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That's fair.
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- But we were wrong.
- It has been a pleasure.
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Thanks, guys.
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I really appreciate it.
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May I give you a bro hug?
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That'd be great.
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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You guys just go on home
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- straight after work?
- Oh, no.
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My wife often has me stop at the store
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to pick up sundries.
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And I sometimes use
the exercise equipment
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- in the park.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I was thinking
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it's the end of my first week.
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Maybe we go get a drink or something.
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Perhaps we could go for one drink.
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Really? That'd be great.
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I know this little
hole-in-the-wall right near me.
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What do you guys think?
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I did not expect the entrance
to be an actual hole in a wall.
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Right? Tatiana!
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These are my guys.
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Treat 'em right.
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This music is so loud,
I can feel the bass in my bones.
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I can feel the bass in my bones!
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There he is.
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Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!
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Hello, Bob.
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Well, I believe you mean, "Hello,
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"Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!"
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Yeah, we don't have to do
that whole title every time.
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Auntie, why are you crying?
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We are so proud of you.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bob, tell us, how did you do it?
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Well, there is a lot
that goes into winning
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an award like this, but mostly
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it's about believing in your product.
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If you believe, the customer will, too.
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- Mm.
- You should write a book.
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Business Advice from Michigan's
Undergarment Manufacturers'
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Association's Businessman of the Year.
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It's catchy.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
We have something for you.
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You didn't have to do that.
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We wanted to surprise you!
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It is a tie.
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Act surprised.
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Well, it might have been
easier to act surprised
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if you didn't tell me.
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It is a very important tie.
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It belonged to Olu's father, Ayo,
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who was a man of-of-of
honor and integrity.
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During the Biafran War,
Ayo put his life on the line
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to save innocent Igbo refugees,
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feeding them,
sheltering them when no one else would.
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And it will now be worn by a
man who lives up to his legacy.
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Geez, Tunde, it's just a stupid
Businessman of the Year award.
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I see.
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Olu!
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Forget the tie!
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The award is stupid!
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Could I at least see the tie?
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Hillary?
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Michelle.
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Melania.
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Boy, Christina was right.
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White guy, white guy, white guy,
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Ramirez, white guy.
272
00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,578
- Oh, God.
- What is wrong?
273
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,147
It's Gene Johnson.
274
00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,349
Is he one of the white guys?
275
00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:47,017
Like, the head white guy.
276
00:11:47,119 --> 00:11:48,619
You ever hear of Spanx?
277
00:11:48,721 --> 00:11:49,987
Yes. Melania wears them.
278
00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:52,222
Well, that's 'cause of Gene.
279
00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:55,267
He's an undergarment god.
He never comes to these things.
280
00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,117
Sounds like he could help your business.
281
00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:58,429
You should go chitchat with him.
282
00:11:58,531 --> 00:12:00,798
You don't chitchat with Gene Johnson.
283
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,966
It's Gene Johnson.
284
00:12:03,069 --> 00:12:04,768
And you are Bob Wheeler,
285
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,067
Michigan's Businessman of the Year.
286
00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:08,806
I am.
287
00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:10,040
Come.
288
00:12:10,142 --> 00:12:12,042
Okay, I guess we're doing this.
289
00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:14,978
- We're talking to Gene Johnson.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:19,383
Hey, Gene.
291
00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:20,684
- Hey.
- Bob Wheeler,
292
00:12:20,786 --> 00:12:22,453
MaxDot Socks. Businessman of the Year.
293
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,621
- Oh, right.
- I'm a big fan, Gene.
294
00:12:24,723 --> 00:12:27,592
Big fan. What you did in
'04 for the mid-calf pull-up,
295
00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:28,425
pure genius.
296
00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:30,807
- Thank you.
- And who's this?
297
00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:32,896
- This is my fianc�e.
- Abishola.
298
00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:34,231
- Paula.
- Abishola.
299
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,833
That's an interesting name.
300
00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:37,301
It means "born to wealth."
301
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:39,002
It's Nigerian. She's Nigerian.
302
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,170
Is that right?
303
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:42,306
Sure is. Straight out of Lagos.
304
00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:43,574
Well, how do you say
"cheers" in Nigerian?
305
00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:45,008
That's a great question, Gene.
306
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:47,411
You know, Nigeria has many languages,
307
00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:49,913
Yoruba being one of the most popular,
308
00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:53,150
and in Yoruba, "cheers" is "kara o li."
309
00:12:53,252 --> 00:12:54,918
Kara o li.
310
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,720
Actually, it's "kara o le."
311
00:12:56,822 --> 00:12:59,490
Li, le... either way,
we're drinking, right, Gene?
312
00:13:06,247 --> 00:13:08,388
And then she waited tables in Barcelona.
313
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,270
She lived all over Europe before
she even came to this country.
314
00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:12,359
Speaks five languages.
315
00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:13,694
I mean,
she could probably tell you her story
316
00:13:13,796 --> 00:13:14,895
better than I could.
317
00:13:14,997 --> 00:13:16,455
Oh, I wouldn't want to interrupt you.
318
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,931
She came here...
319
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,068
...for a better life
for her and her son.
320
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,170
Works every day to put him
through medical school.
321
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,739
- Now, that is the American dream.
- Mm-hmm.
322
00:13:25,841 --> 00:13:27,708
Excuse me. I'm going to get more wine.
323
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,509
Oh, and she knows how to pick 'em.
324
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:30,911
Used to be a sommelier.
325
00:13:31,013 --> 00:13:33,046
Which has nothing to do with Somalia.
326
00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:35,282
She taught me that.
327
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:39,686
Check it out.
328
00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,189
It's a callus.
329
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,358
Oh. That is from the tape gun.
330
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,560
It's preventable if you wear gloves.
331
00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:49,562
I don't want to prevent it.
I'm proud of it.
332
00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,731
Makes me feel like I
really earned this bottle.
333
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,533
That bottle is $1,200.
334
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:54,701
Right?
335
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:57,103
It's like two whole paychecks. Crazy.
336
00:13:57,205 --> 00:14:00,073
I can't imagine spending
my paychecks on vodka
337
00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:02,609
instead of something
frivolous like rent.
338
00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:05,345
Oh, no, my mom pays my rent.
339
00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:08,615
It's a blessing, but it's also a curse.
340
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,050
How is that a curse?
341
00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:12,819
It's not,
but I'd sound like a real douche
342
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:14,421
if I didn't say that.
343
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,189
Yes,
344
00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,391
you have avoided that.
345
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:20,860
You know, on second thought,
we must own that place
346
00:14:20,962 --> 00:14:22,395
because we just put in a pool.
347
00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:23,730
And a pool, by the way...
348
00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:25,131
Is a blessing and a curse?
349
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,399
Exactly.
350
00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:30,203
Oh, this is my jam!
351
00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:31,404
Ooh.
352
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:38,645
This douche lifestyle is
definitely a blessing.
353
00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:46,152
Hey. I needed a break
from those guys, too.
354
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,021
I needed a break from you.
355
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,522
Me? What did I do?
356
00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:52,625
You are listing my
qualifications to these people.
357
00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,027
How many languages I speak,
358
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:56,096
how many countries I've been to.
359
00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:59,199
You told complete strangers
everything about me and my son.
360
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:00,500
Well, he didn't care about me.
361
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,168
He wanted to hear stories about you.
362
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,970
Then why didn't you let me tell them?
363
00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,539
I just thought it might be better if...
364
00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:08,108
I did not speak?
365
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:11,945
Who is the most famous
footwear philosopher?
366
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:15,148
- What?
- Sock-ra-tees.
367
00:15:16,752 --> 00:15:19,085
I googled sock jokes for you.
368
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:23,223
I was ready to be fun tonight,
but you never gave me a chance.
369
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,892
- Sir, they're about to start.
- Just a minute.
370
00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,430
You shouldn't keep Gene Johnson waiting.
371
00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:40,140
Tatiana! Tatiana!
372
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:43,243
- What are you doing?
- Calling the waitress.
373
00:15:43,345 --> 00:15:45,011
I'm ordering more bubbly.
374
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,713
That's a fun word for champagne.
375
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,715
- Look at yourself.
- I have been.
376
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,885
There are so many mirrors in here.
377
00:15:51,987 --> 00:15:53,820
We should not be in this place.
378
00:15:53,922 --> 00:15:56,022
None of these people should be.
379
00:15:56,124 --> 00:15:58,758
It's like a contest to see
who can waste the most money.
380
00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:01,327
Eminem's dog walker
is definitely winning.
381
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:02,462
What?
382
00:16:02,564 --> 00:16:03,930
I met him in the unisex bathroom.
383
00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:06,065
He has diamonds in his teeth.
384
00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:08,201
This is not you, Kofo.
385
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:09,602
You are a man of substance.
386
00:16:09,704 --> 00:16:12,205
And your father did not
entrust me with your care
387
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,707
to have you gallivanting
in this house of mirrors.
388
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,576
Hey, guys!
389
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:18,344
We have room for these ladies to rest
390
00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:20,380
and take off their uncomfortable shoes?
391
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:22,782
- Douglas, I am sorry. We were just...
- Shut up.
392
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:28,688
Ladies,
I am Goodwin Aderibigbe Olayiwola.
393
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,490
Charmed to meet you.
394
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:33,526
Tatiana darling, two more glasses!
395
00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:41,668
Please, give a round of applause
for our Businessman of the Year,
396
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:43,269
Bob Wheeler.
397
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,943
Thank you, everyone.
398
00:16:50,045 --> 00:16:51,945
Uh, this is a real honor to be
399
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:54,180
a part of such a tight-knit community.
400
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,883
That joke only works here, people.
401
00:16:57,481 --> 00:17:00,286
Seriously though, uh, I am so grateful,
402
00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:02,121
for this honor...
403
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,759
...but more so for
that woman right there.
404
00:17:07,996 --> 00:17:12,465
That beautiful, powerful, elegant woman.
405
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:14,567
I am an idiot.
406
00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,107
I care too much what other people think,
407
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:24,677
when your opinion is the only
one that really matters to me.
408
00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:28,648
I should've let you shine,
honey, and I didn't.
409
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,849
And I'm sorry.
410
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,919
What does this have to do with socks?
411
00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,555
If you want to speak,
you should run your company better.
412
00:17:35,657 --> 00:17:38,191
Then maybe you could win the award.
413
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:41,160
I love you, Abishola.
414
00:17:41,263 --> 00:17:43,263
You're the best thing in my life.
415
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,533
Th... And, uh, this is nice, too.
416
00:17:47,636 --> 00:17:48,935
Thank you.
417
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:55,108
Although it should be called
"Businessperson of the Year."
418
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,443
Let's catch up with the times, people.
419
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,233
Mm.
420
00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:07,375
Congratulations.
421
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,810
Thank you.
422
00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:10,912
Why didn't you tell the
"Sock-ra-tees" joke?
423
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,047
Are you kidding?
424
00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:13,415
I can't tell it as good as you do.
425
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,520
We should go to your house.
426
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,855
Are you sure? It's getting pretty late.
427
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,357
I know how late it is.
428
00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:23,892
Well, if we have a nightcap,
429
00:18:23,994 --> 00:18:26,361
I'm not sure I'll be able to
drive you back to your place.
430
00:18:27,364 --> 00:18:29,965
Well, I guess
I'll have to stay the night.
431
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,199
Oh.
432
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,702
Oh.
433
00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:40,008
You must have really loved my speech.
434
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,010
- It was okay.
- Mm.
435
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,805
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