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- Don't do that.
- Why not?
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- Because.
- Because why?
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- Because I don't want you to touch me there.
- Why not?
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Because I said so.
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Just let me put my hand there.
I won't even move it.
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- Promise?
- I swear to God.
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- All right then.
- All right then.
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I thought you said you
weren't gonna do that.
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I thought you promised.
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So I lied.
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- Don't do that.
- Why not?
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- Because.
- Because what?
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Because I don't want you to. I told you.
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What is wrong with my just keeping
my hand there and not moving it?
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But you don't just keep
your hand there without moving it.
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- I will this time.
- I don't believe you.
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- I promise.
- You promised last time.
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I had my fingers crossed.
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For the last time, don't do that.
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- Don't do what?
- You know damn well what.
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No, I don't.
I am doing nothing.
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Well, then stop doing nothing.
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Boy, your sister Joyce
sure is sexy.
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Yeah, but she looked even better
before she bleached her hair.
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I still think she's sexy.
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I still say she's a creep.
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Whoa!
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Would you mind doing
that someplace else?
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It's my house, you know?
It's my party.
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Boy, that Miss Phipps sure takes
her chaperone real seriously.
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She's a bigger drag at parties
than she even is at school.
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- But she's still the sexiest teacher at school.
- Yeah, and the most uptight.
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At least they're not enjoying it.
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- Get on the ground.
- What's going on here?
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Just keep quiet.
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What are you looking at?
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Oh!
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Joyce, she's taking off
all her clothes.
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Come on. Let me see.
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Whoa!
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Oh, wow!
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Look at this!
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- Uh-oh! Philly!
- What?
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- What?
- Yipes!
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Oh, hi, Miss Phipps.
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- Philly, what are you doing?
- Exercise.
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One...
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and two...
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
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Philly...
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were you peeking
at a girl in the bathroom?
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No, I was exercising.
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I know it's normal for
a boy your age to be curious
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- about the other sex.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Philly, the thing is to find girls whose age
is more appropriate for you.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Let's go back to the party and
find someone for you to dance with.
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And we were supposed to go
on a fishing trip to Canada this week.
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- How come you didn't?
- My dad has a dumb business trip to take first.
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Now I have to wait
three lousy weeks.
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- You wouldn't have had much fun anyway.
- Aw, sure I would.
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Philly!
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- Yeah?
- What about lunch?
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- I'm gonna eat at the airport with my dad.
- All right.
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At what time would you like
to have your dinner then?
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- About 7:00 I guess.
- Won't that be too late?
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- No.
- All right then.
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Whatever you say, sir.
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- That's your new housekeeper, Miss Mallow?
- Yeah.
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How old do you think she is?
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I don't know. 25 or 30.
Old, but not as old as the rest we've had.
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- Think she puts out?
- I dunno. Maybe.
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- Morning, Philly.
- Oh, morning, Mr. Green.
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- Think she'll do it for the gardener?
- I dunno. Maybe.
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Think she'll do it
for the chauffer?
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Lester the frou?
Nobody would do it for him.
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- I think I'd better walk you to the gate.
- Yeah, I think you'd better.
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Think she'd do it for you?
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- For me?
- Yeah.
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Definitely. Well, maybe.
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Well, if you strike out with her,
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just remember to send her
over to me, okay?
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What are you, crazy?
You wouldn't even get up to bat.
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Yeah, that's what you think.
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Green, please stay away
from the car. I just washed it.
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Sure.
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Do you see what
you've done here?
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Yeah.
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- Is that all that you have to say to me?
- No.
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You got a pile of shit
on that car.
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Mm-hmm.
I'll tell you some--
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Hi, Joyce.
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Oh. Hi, Philly.
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Can't you children find
someplace else to play?
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Go find someplace else yourself.
We were here first.
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Boy, what a creep she is.
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Thank you.
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I should have gone to camp this summer
just to get away from her.
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- How come you didn't?
- How come?
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'Cause I gotta go on
this goddamn cruise
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with my parents
and my creepy sister
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to goddamn Honolulu.
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We're gonna learn
the goddamn hula-hula.
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Pretty good.
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Sherman, would you boys
like something to eat?
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No.
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Thank you.
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- Guess how old she is.
- How old?
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1 10!
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I wonder what she looks like.
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What do you mean
"what she looks like"?
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I mean under her uniform.
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My housekeeper?
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No, my housekeeper.
Miss Mallow.
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You're sick.
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You take care of everything
while I'm away, Philly.
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You're the man of
the house now, you know.
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Right.
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Philly, I wish
your mother were alive
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so she could see how well
you can handle yourself now.
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Well, anyway, you listen to Lester and
show the new housekeeper the ropes.
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You think you can handle her?
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- Right.
- Good.
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Lester, for God sakes,
don't treat my luggage like that.
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I'm very sorry, Mr. Fillmore.
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There are some important things
in there. Are you aware of that?
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Yes, I am relentlessly
aware of that, sir.
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Thank you, Lester. Well--
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So, I guess there's nothing else.
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We'll just say good-bye.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Have a good trip, Dad.
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Thanks.
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What are we stopping here for?
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I mean, isn't this
the servant's entrance?
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Yes.
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Don't you usually drop me off
in front of the house?
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Usually.
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So?
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So, this time I didn't.
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Will you be getting out
here then, Philly?
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Thank you, Philly.
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Philly?
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Do you mind if we talk?
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What about?
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Things in general.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
Whatever you like.
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Like what do you do
with your time?
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Not too much, I guess.
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What is there for me to do in this area
on my nights off?
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I don't know.
There's a movie theater downtown,
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a drugstore and a couple
of bars, I guess.
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Not too much really.
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What did the other girls do
on their nights off?
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I mean the other housekeepers.
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The other housekeepers
aren't exactly what you'd call girls.
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They were mostly elderly women.
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Their nights off,
they mostly went to sleep.
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You mean your previous housekeepers
have been elderly women mostly?
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Mm-hmm.
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That must not have been
too interesting for you.
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What do you mean?
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I mean it must not have been too interesting
for a young man of 15, is it?
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Going on 16. I'm not sure
I got your point. What do you mean?
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It must not have been
so interesting
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to sit across from
your elderly housekeepers
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and look up their dresses
like you're looking up mine right now.
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Why do you say things like that?
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Well, why shouldn't I?
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Because they embarrass me,
that's why.
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Philly, I was only teasing you.
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Did you have a good time?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Very good.
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Hey, I did not want
to embarrass you. Really.
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- All right.
- Will you forgive me?
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I don't know.
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I planned to do some shopping this afternoon.
Can you drop me at the store?
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Well, Miss Mallow, I suppose.
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I do have an appointment at 10:00.
I can't be late, but sure.
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I'd really appreciate that.
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But can I change out of my uniform first?
Is that all right?
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It's fine. Just don't
be all day about it.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for waiting, Lester.
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Well, Nicole, how is everything going?
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Just fine, Lester.
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You seem to be getting along
with Philly very well.
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So when are you gonna
get it on with him?
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- I don't know.
- You don't know?
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Now listen, sweet pants,
Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one
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and this whole thing has to be over
and done with by the time he gets back.
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But, Lester,
he's just a 15-year-old boy.
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15 is the perfect age.
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Just think,
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you're giving him private lessons--
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an advanced education.
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I just feel bad about it.
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If you don't do it,
you're gonna feel a lot worse.
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Is this a threat, Lester?
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That is exactly what it is.
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Philly, don't leave it there.
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What?
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I said don't leave
your bike there.
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Why not?
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It's not safe.
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- Why not?
- It might get run over,
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disfigured, mangled
beyond recognition.
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By who?
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Careless motorists.
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Well, there aren't
any motorists in this driveway...
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except you.
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Go!
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I'm up.
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- Take the stuff.
- Okay.
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Got it? I'm coming up.
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Okay.
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- Ow!
- You okay?
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- Yeah.
- Give me the camera.
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Okay.
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Keep quiet.
Now, on three.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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One...two...three.
Go!
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Okay.
- My stomach helped me.
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Here she comes.
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- Okay.
- Oh, yes.
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- She's unbuttoning her uniform!
- This'll be great!
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- Oh, yes!
- She's doin' it!
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- Oh, yes!
- This is gonna be terrific. Clean underwear.
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There she goes.
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Go!
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Oh, this is gonna be terrific.
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Hit the deck!
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Okay.
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Just check.
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What'll it be now?
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Is she gone?
I'm afraid to look.
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Aw, damn it!
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Oh, no.
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Damn it!
What a wasted night!
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I hope you haven't been
upsetting her.
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- What?
- Miss Mallow.
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I hope you haven't
been upsetting her.
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She shouldn't be upset.
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Why not?
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Her heart. She had a mild attack
on her last job.
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That's why she had to leave.
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You're kidding me.
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You mean she didn't tell you?
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No.
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Really? I thought you two
told each other everything.
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Whoa!
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00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,990
What's the matter
with you today, Philly?
256
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,090
Huh?
257
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,730
You've hardly said
a word to me all day.
258
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,640
Oh.
259
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:13,180
Are you mad at me for teasing
you for looking up my dress?
260
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,870
No.
261
00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:18,380
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
262
00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:24,340
Well, then what is it?
263
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,290
I dunno.
264
00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,860
Are you too tired to talk to me?
265
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,090
I guess so.
266
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,400
Hard day on the old bike, huh?
267
00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:20,880
Come inside, dear.
268
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:25,140
Well, well, well.
269
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,620
Yes, well, big deal.
270
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,250
If you want to watch me
undress so badly,
271
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,850
why don't you tell me?
272
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,120
What?
273
00:23:36,230 --> 00:23:39,690
I said if you want to watch me
undress so badly,
274
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,420
you should have told me.
275
00:23:41,530 --> 00:23:43,020
What do you mean?
276
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,260
Well, do you want to
watch me undress?
277
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:48,360
Well, sure.
278
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,910
I guess so.
279
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:51,980
- Go and close the door.
- What?
280
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,980
I said close the door.
281
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:07,020
I'm not sure I got you right.
282
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,460
Did you want me in or out?
283
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,590
Well, do you want
to watch me undress?
284
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,420
- I guess so.
- Well, in then.
285
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,930
Have a seat.
286
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,510
Ready?
287
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,520
You still with me, Philly?
288
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:11,140
- Pardon?
- Do you still want me to continue?
289
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,190
Yeah. Yes, please.
290
00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:19,250
Not growing bored?
291
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:28,970
Are you sure?
292
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,700
Oh, yes.
293
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,550
Well?
294
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,460
Huh?
295
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,190
What do you think of them?
296
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,560
Huh?
297
00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,830
My breasts, how do you like them?
298
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,700
Oh...nice.
299
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,270
They're very nice.
300
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,470
Well?
301
00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,210
Would you like to touch them?
302
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,370
Touch them?
303
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,450
Yes.
304
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,720
No. Not right now.
305
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,450
Thank you.
306
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,150
Are you sure?
307
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:24,460
Yeah. Maybe later.
308
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,190
Okay.
309
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,490
But you still want me
to continue though.
310
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,200
Yes, please.
311
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:40,680
Here.
312
00:27:25,490 --> 00:27:26,510
Here.
313
00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:31,290
I think I'd better go now.
314
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,830
Oh, so soon?
315
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,330
You won't stay?
316
00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,800
No. I'm sorry. I don't think so.
317
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,370
Oh, what a pity.
318
00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:45,170
All right. Good night, Philly.
319
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,640
Good night.
320
00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:49,300
- And thank you. I really enjoyed it.
- No. Thank you.
321
00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:51,280
We should do this
again sometime.
322
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,540
Yeah. Thank you.
323
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:17,410
Oh, Philly, it's you.
324
00:28:17,510 --> 00:28:18,910
Hi, Florence.
325
00:28:19,010 --> 00:28:21,570
Sherman, it's for you!
326
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:26,870
- Isn't it a little late for visitors?
- We're makin' milkshakes in the kitchen.
327
00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:30,440
Great. You'll never guess
what just happened to me.
328
00:28:30,550 --> 00:28:32,180
- What?
- You wanna guess?
329
00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:34,950
- No.
- Oh.
330
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:38,520
Oh, you boys have business
you wanna discuss?
331
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:40,190
Excuse me.
332
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,960
Get out of here, you creep.
333
00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:45,160
- So, what's up?
- Oh.
334
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,930
Okay. Well, about
ten minutes ago,
335
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,200
I'm walking past
Miss Mallow's bedroom,
336
00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:53,500
and she stops me in the hall
and asks me if I wanna come inside.
337
00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:54,940
Yeah?
338
00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:57,170
So I say "sure"
and I go inside.
339
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,510
Then she asks me if I wanna
watch her strip naked.
340
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,410
Naked?
341
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,550
Yeah. So I say "sure"
and so she does.
342
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,060
She takes off all her clothes.
343
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,590
Everything.
And I mean everything.
344
00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:11,990
So then what?
345
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:13,590
What do you mean
"so then what?"
346
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,430
So then I came here
to tell you.
347
00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:17,230
Are you kidding me?
348
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:19,860
Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you?
349
00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:24,170
I suppose you screw your housekeeper
every goddamn night!
350
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,970
Not every night.
351
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,480
Oh, you and old Florence make
a great couple. You know that.
352
00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:38,590
- Yeah?
- Is something wrong?
353
00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,550
No. No, why?
354
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,630
Are you embarrassed
about last night?
355
00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,210
No. Why?
356
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,940
Are you sure you're not embarrassed
about seeing me naked last night?
357
00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:06,570
No. Why do you ask?
358
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,910
Why don't you come
and visit me tonight
359
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:11,610
after I've finished
with the dishes?
360
00:30:14,390 --> 00:30:16,020
We could talk.
361
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:26,230
Sherm, Philly, I want you boys
to work on your backhand today.
362
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:30,140
Hey, hey! I don't want you peeking in the girls
locker room anymore either, huh?
363
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,670
- Huh?
- Okay.
364
00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,830
Go out and get 'em.
365
00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:35,280
Boy, that guy is weird!
366
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:38,040
Yeah, him and Lester
would make a great couple.
367
00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:41,240
He's okay. He could have gotten us
thrown out of the club.
368
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,250
- What? For just copping a peek at the girls?
- Sure.
369
00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:46,620
If we could have got
thrown out for that,
370
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,020
what you did with Mallow
could have gotten you arrested.
371
00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:52,430
Shut up and play tennis, huh?
Okay.
372
00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:55,220
Aw, damn it!
373
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,360
Oh, I don't know!
374
00:30:57,470 --> 00:31:00,270
Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls.
375
00:31:00,370 --> 00:31:02,740
I mean, you're very impatient.
376
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,310
Now you ready?
377
00:31:04,410 --> 00:31:06,340
- Yeah.
- Here it comes!
378
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,340
You moron!
379
00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,470
You stupid moron!
That hurt!
380
00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:16,520
Okay, come on.
Hit the ball.
381
00:31:17,590 --> 00:31:19,020
Hey, Philly,
382
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,390
were old Mallow's knockers this big?
383
00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:23,250
What?
384
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,830
- You know that's not fair. You know that?
- Too bad!
385
00:31:25,930 --> 00:31:27,520
All right. Come on. Hit it.
386
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,040
How come you didn't touch 'em?
387
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:37,540
I didn't know how.
388
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,510
You just grab 'em
like this and squeeze.
389
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,200
How the hell would you know?
390
00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:45,710
When was the last time
you saw a knocker?
391
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:56,760
Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner
will let you look at hers for a dollar.
392
00:31:56,860 --> 00:32:00,060
How come you didn't touch 'em?
Huh, big boy?
393
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,390
Well, she's gotta be in the mood.
394
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,190
Besides, I'm a leg man.
395
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,860
You know you're crazy.
396
00:32:05,970 --> 00:32:07,400
- You ready?
- Yeah!
397
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,840
You ready again?
398
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,460
Yeah, come on. Let's go.
399
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,740
Backhand, Philly.
400
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:19,540
- Backhand.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Travis.
401
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,550
Pathetic.
402
00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:33,190
Let's go. Hit it.
403
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,630
Be sure and tell me
about tonight,
404
00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:37,670
lover boy.
405
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,970
Come in.
406
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,980
Hi.
407
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,210
I looked for you in your room
and you weren't there.
408
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,380
You said you wanted
to talk to me?
409
00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,050
Come in, Philly.
Come in.
410
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,610
What are you doing
in my father's bathtub?
411
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,820
Oh, I don't think he would have
minded my using his primie.
412
00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:07,760
- Do you?
- No, I guess not.
413
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:10,990
Would you like to wash my back?
414
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,760
Well...
415
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,290
Would you like to join me?
416
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,790
Would I like to what?
417
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,330
Take a bath with me?
418
00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:43,830
You mean in there with you
right now?
419
00:33:43,930 --> 00:33:44,990
Mm-hmm.
420
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,230
Why don't you try it?
421
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,830
Maybe you'll like it.
422
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:51,700
Well, I probably
wouldn't even fit in there.
423
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:53,400
Oh, yes you would.
424
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,710
I promise.
425
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,680
You mean you want me to take off
all my clothes and everything?
426
00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,450
Do you usually wear them
when you take a bath?
427
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:04,180
No, not usually.
428
00:34:04,290 --> 00:34:05,690
Oh, come on, Philly.
429
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:08,120
I won't even look.
430
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:11,130
I don't know.
431
00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:13,560
Oh, come on.
It will be an adventure.
432
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,630
Well...all right.
433
00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,070
Good.
434
00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:21,690
Hey, where are you going?
435
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,470
To get undressed.
436
00:34:36,550 --> 00:34:37,950
Well, hello.
437
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,450
Hi.
438
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,550
Don't you want to take
your robe off and join me?
439
00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:44,790
Okay, just a sec.
440
00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,690
Bathing trunks?
441
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:51,270
Well, that's marvelous.
442
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:53,860
Won't you take them off?
443
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,230
No.
444
00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,970
Well, all right then.
445
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,770
Come in the bath
with your bathing trunks.
446
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:05,340
Now be careful.
447
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,120
Be careful. Watch it.
448
00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:16,380
I'll wash your shoulder.
449
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,160
Well, how does that feel?
450
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,480
Are you sure you don't want
to take them off?
451
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,150
Okay, under one condition.
452
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,660
And what's that?
453
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,420
That we put out the lights.
454
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:53,050
It's a deal.
455
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:56,330
Be careful.
456
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,630
Be careful.
457
00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,470
- Can I help you?
- No thanks.
458
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:24,630
I think I'd better go now.
459
00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:26,390
Philly, wait a second.
460
00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:37,700
- Wait a second, will you?
- What?
461
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,800
I'm sorry.
462
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,810
Will you forgive me?
463
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:44,610
Okay.
464
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:46,480
Hey, prove it.
465
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,070
How?
466
00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:50,380
By sleeping with me tonight.
467
00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,450
No thanks.
468
00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,690
Why not?
469
00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:00,060
Well, I tried it once before
in summer camp
470
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,320
and I know for a fact that you can't
471
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:06,840
get a good night's sleep when someone else
is in the same bunk with you.
472
00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:09,700
Well, thank you.
It's been a lovely evening.
473
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:15,170
Just to show that
there's no hard feelings,
474
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,750
would you kiss me good night?
475
00:37:17,850 --> 00:37:19,310
Okay.
476
00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:25,010
Is it all right
if I kiss you good night?
477
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,880
I guess so.
478
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:48,470
Bath! Are you kidding?
479
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:50,980
Give me your hand.
480
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,280
Who the heck takes baths
with other people?
481
00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:54,850
Except for the Japanese
I mean.
482
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:56,350
Have you heard of any?
483
00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:58,390
No. Nobody except the Japanese.
484
00:37:58,490 --> 00:37:59,890
- Did you touch 'em?
- What?
485
00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:01,620
Her knockers,
did you touch them?
486
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:03,850
- Well, sort of.
- What do you mean "sort of'?
487
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,620
Thank you.
Did you or didn't you?
488
00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:08,960
Well, not with my hands.
With my elbows.
489
00:38:09,070 --> 00:38:10,500
Doesn't that get broads hot,
490
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,530
touching their knockers,
even with your elbows?
491
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,000
I don't know.
492
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,970
Aw, to hell with this.
493
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,880
Nice girls let you
touch their knockers
494
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:25,610
if they like you or
if they're going steady with you.
495
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,880
If they let you get any farther
than that,
496
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:31,510
either they have to be a whore
or they're married to you, isn't that right?
497
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,020
I don't know.
498
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,990
Hey, Philly, stay out
of my sun, all right?
499
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,860
- Hey, Philly, you wanna know what I think?
- What?
500
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,230
- I think Miss Mallow's a whore.
- No, she's not.
501
00:38:41,330 --> 00:38:42,800
- Yes, she is.
- No, she's not.
502
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,730
Just because she took a bath
with me doesn't make her a whore.
503
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,500
- Lots of people take baths with other people.
- Who?
504
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:52,510
The Japanese.
You said so yourself.
505
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:54,270
Maybe she's part Japanese?
506
00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,780
Hey, Philly, wanna know
what else I think?
507
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,410
- What?
- I think you're falling for her.
508
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,850
- You're crazy.
- No, I'm not.
509
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,390
- Well, Sherman.
- What?
510
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,990
Listen, Sherman.
511
00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:12,390
What?
512
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:15,160
Do you think that if a guy
touches a woman's knockers--
513
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,430
not on a date,
but in his own house--
514
00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:19,900
think it would still count
as getting to second base?
515
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,160
With his hands
or with his elbows?
516
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:26,110
- With his hands.
- No, I think it has to be on a real date.
517
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,340
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
518
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:08,910
Excuse me.
519
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,040
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
520
00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:14,120
Excuse me.
Oh, excuse me, I'm--
521
00:40:15,730 --> 00:40:17,120
Oh, hi, Joyce.
522
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:18,990
- Hi.
- Come on.
523
00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:05,470
Don't you think she's one of
the most fantastic creatures?
524
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,100
- I like you better.
- You'll make me blush.
525
00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:10,840
Hold on a second.
526
00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:15,140
- Hello?
- Hello, son.
527
00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:16,650
Oh, hi, Dad.
528
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:18,720
- How you doin', Philly?
- Great. Just great.
529
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:20,920
Good. Good.
Well, it's going pretty good here too,
530
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,860
and I've got a lot to tell you
when I get back.
531
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,360
By the way, how's the new bike
working out? Any snags?
532
00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:30,190
- Oh, no. The bike's just fine.
- Oh, that's good.
533
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:34,240
Glad to hear it. And Miss Mallow,
is she working out okay too?
534
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:37,640
Oh, yes. Miss Mallow's
working out fine too.
535
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,140
Oh, good.
536
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,800
Put her on, will you?
537
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:43,940
- You want to talk to her?
- Yeah.
538
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:46,350
She's not here right now.
She's in the john.
539
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:49,350
What's so funny?
540
00:41:49,450 --> 00:41:51,280
Oh, nothing, Dad.
541
00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:52,820
Oh. Well, Philly, look.
542
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,120
I'm gonna have to
get off the phone now.
543
00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:57,820
I've got a lot of work to do
before tomorrow's meeting.
544
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,360
Say good night to
Miss Mallow for me, will you?
545
00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:03,830
Okay, I'll say good night
to Miss Mallow for you, Dad.
546
00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:06,460
- And you take care now, huh?
- Okay, Dad.
547
00:42:06,570 --> 00:42:09,060
- Okay, son. Good night.
- Good night, Dad.
548
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:35,890
Let me help you.
549
00:42:37,770 --> 00:42:39,260
Thank you.
550
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:56,520
Listen.
551
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:59,090
Are we going to...
552
00:42:59,190 --> 00:43:00,750
you know?
553
00:43:02,230 --> 00:43:04,460
Would you like to?
554
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,050
Except for one thing.
555
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,560
What?
556
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:11,260
Well, I don't really know how.
557
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:16,800
Well, I might be able to show you.
558
00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,970
Good.
559
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,070
I'd just like to say
one thing before we start.
560
00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:24,980
- What?
- That I respect you.
561
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,710
I don't think that you're a whore
or anything like that.
562
00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:31,380
That's very sweet of you, Philly.
563
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,990
I'd also say that
I'm prepared to marry you...
564
00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,490
whenever you say.
565
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,790
Oh, you don't have to say that.
566
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:44,730
No, I'm not just saying that.
I'm not just handing you a line or anything.
567
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,830
I wanna marry you.
568
00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:49,930
Oh, Philly, listen to me.
569
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,870
A man and a woman
should only get married
570
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:55,970
when they want to
raise a family together
571
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,570
or they want to live together.
572
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,110
What's wrong with that?
573
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,810
A man and a woman
should only get married
574
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,410
when they love each other.
575
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,650
But I do love you.
576
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,520
Don't you love me?
577
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,280
- I guess so.
- But you don't want to marry me.
578
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,020
- Is that it?
- I didn't say that.
579
00:44:14,130 --> 00:44:17,070
You didn't say that, but that's what
you were thinking, isn't it?
580
00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:21,260
Some silly-ass little kid has just told you
that he loves you and wants to marry you.
581
00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:24,170
It's probably all you can do
to keep from laughing out loud.
582
00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:26,800
- Philly, you're wrong.
- I'm not wrong.
583
00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:30,000
I should have kept
my big mouth shut.
584
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,750
You what?
585
00:44:36,850 --> 00:44:38,580
You asked her to marry you?
586
00:44:38,690 --> 00:44:40,120
What are you, sick?
587
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:44,020
I know. I should have played it cool,
strung her along a while.
588
00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:46,250
That's the way
you have to treat women.
589
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,490
So tell me, did you get
to second base?
590
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,830
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Was it fun?
591
00:44:50,930 --> 00:44:52,560
Oh, sure. You know.
592
00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:57,110
- But why'd you have to ask her to marry you?
- What?
593
00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,000
If she's that easy,
she's probably a whore.
594
00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,670
- She is not a whore.
- Is too.
595
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,470
Is not.
596
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,190
Listen. I just wanted to apologize
for the way I've been acting.
597
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,360
Guess I've been acting
very juvenile lately,
598
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:36,230
and I'm sorry.
599
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,000
Okay?
600
00:46:38,110 --> 00:46:41,470
Well, I guess we might
just go steady for a while.
601
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,100
Fantastic!
602
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,660
I love that dress you're wearing.
603
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,700
- It's really beautiful.
- Thank you.
604
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,930
Well, where do you plan
to take me tonight?
605
00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:16,330
I have this little place that I know.
I think you'll enjoy it.
606
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,670
Oh, Lester seems
to be in a good mood.
607
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,500
So am I.
608
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,950
Hop in.
609
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,490
Thank you for the corsage.
It's truly beautiful.
610
00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:35,280
Oh, glad you like it.
611
00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:06,120
And the Chateaubriand for two.
612
00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,450
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
613
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,860
And I think I'll have a glass
of white wine to go with it.
614
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,620
Madame is perhaps mistaken.
615
00:49:13,730 --> 00:49:15,990
With the red meat
we have the red wine.
616
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:19,000
Excuse me.
The lady prefers the white wine.
617
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,400
I'd like you to bring her
what she prefers.
618
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,600
Whatever you say, monsieur.
You are the boss, no?
619
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:38,910
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
620
00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:41,790
For he's a jolly good fellow
621
00:49:41,890 --> 00:49:44,160
Which nobody can deny
622
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:53,170
Monsieur wish some dessert?
623
00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:54,860
The Napoleon peut-etre?
624
00:49:54,970 --> 00:49:57,500
The rhum au baba?
The mousse au chocolat?
625
00:49:57,610 --> 00:49:59,840
The mousse is very nice
for you, madame.
626
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:03,110
It is, how you say, succulent.
627
00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:05,040
No. Thank you very much.
We've had enough.
628
00:50:05,150 --> 00:50:06,980
Monsieur wishes a coffee?
629
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,180
The tea? The espresso?
630
00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:12,690
The cappuccino?
The Sanka brand decaffeinated coffee?
631
00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:15,090
The cappuccino is very nice
for you, madame.
632
00:50:15,190 --> 00:50:16,990
No, thank you.
Really, we've had enough.
633
00:50:17,090 --> 00:50:19,080
Madame wishes
the after-dinner liqueur?
634
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,490
The Kahlua, the Sambuca,
the Aparet?
635
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,290
I said we've had enough.
636
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,920
Ah, ah, ah.
637
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,970
Monsieur wishes the after-dinner mint.
The Frango mint.
638
00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:31,870
The check.
May we just have the check please?
639
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,970
Thank you, Lester.
640
00:51:17,090 --> 00:51:19,820
- And thank you for a lovely evening.
- You're welcome.
641
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,920
Did you believe that waiter
with his funny accent?
642
00:51:24,030 --> 00:51:26,930
Oh, God.
I'm so proud of you.
643
00:51:27,030 --> 00:51:29,500
You're a real gentleman,
you know?
644
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,540
Miss Mallow...
645
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,500
I love you.
646
00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,040
Ouch!
647
00:51:45,150 --> 00:51:46,640
Oh, sorry.
648
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,910
Philly, turn on the lights, will you?
649
00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:42,980
Excuse me, but am I hurting you?
650
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,890
Miss Mallow, are you okay?
651
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,690
Miss Mallow?
652
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,730
Miss Mallow?
653
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,800
Oh, no.
654
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,030
Miss Mallow?
655
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:04,410
Oh, my God!
She's dead!
656
00:55:18,530 --> 00:55:20,590
Philly, what is it?
What is it?
657
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,630
- What is it?
- I killed--
658
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:25,130
- Calm down.
- I killed her.
659
00:55:25,230 --> 00:55:29,190
- Philly, what are you saying?
- I killed Miss Mallow!
660
00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:30,770
Come on.
661
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,460
She's dead.
662
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,640
I want to know how
this happened, Philly.
663
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:07,940
I want to know what filthy thing
you were doing. I want you to tell me.
664
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,030
It must have been her heart.
665
00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:12,170
She said she had a weak heart.
666
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,690
Operator, get me the police.
667
00:56:18,790 --> 00:56:20,850
Don't!
668
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,390
- Please don't tell them I did it!
- Hold please.
669
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:26,360
What do you want me to tell them?
That I did it?
670
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:28,020
Or that she did it herself?
671
00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:30,100
They're not going to believe that,
you know.
672
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,600
Don't tell them anything!
You don't have to call them!
673
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:37,540
Please hang up the phone, Lester!
I'll do anything! Please just help me!
674
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:42,230
Very well.
675
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:45,540
May I suggest we begin
by covering her up?
676
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:53,380
Perhaps we should put her somewhere where
it's cool so she doesn't rot too quickly.
677
00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:04,160
What are you gonna do with
all this food? Won't it spoil?
678
00:57:04,270 --> 00:57:07,860
Would you rather the food spoil
or Miss Mallow spoil?
679
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,970
Well, that should be sufficient.
680
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,380
Let's pop her in, shall we?
681
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,670
On three.
One...two...three.
682
00:57:24,850 --> 00:57:26,840
Like a sack of potatoes.
683
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,120
Mash her down.
684
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:33,490
Those Europeans never did fit in.
685
00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:39,360
We can't just leave her where
she is for too long, you know.
686
00:57:39,470 --> 00:57:42,560
Your father will be home
in a week or two.
687
00:57:42,670 --> 00:57:46,660
Suppose he takes it into his mind to
get some lamb chops from his freezer?
688
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:50,010
I think your father,
from what I know of him,
689
00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:52,410
would be quite disappointed
to find Miss Mallow
690
00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,420
instead of lamb chops
in his freezer, don't you?
691
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,640
That's not necessary.
692
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,310
Perhaps not.
693
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:01,880
But it is worthy
of your consideration, Philly.
694
00:58:01,990 --> 00:58:05,760
Don't you think your father
would be more than disappointed
695
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:09,960
to find Miss Mallow all frozen,
rock hard in his freezer
696
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:12,230
instead of some nice
baby lamb chops?
697
00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:27,580
Aren't you gonna help?
698
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,670
It's not my body.
699
00:58:33,860 --> 00:58:35,880
Come on, Lester.
Can't you help me?
700
00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,430
Boy, this is really hard.
701
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:54,000
Yes. Well, you've heard
the expression "frozen stiff."
702
00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:56,980
This is ridiculous.
Philly, let's flip her over.
703
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,570
Here. On the count
of three. This way.
704
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,170
One...two...three.
705
00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:04,340
Got it?
706
00:59:04,450 --> 00:59:06,080
- Barely.
- Good.
707
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:10,620
Are you okay?
708
00:59:10,730 --> 00:59:13,090
Yes, actually,
I quite enjoyed it, Philly.
709
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,660
I'm having the time of my life.
710
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,000
Okay.
711
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,070
Are you ready?
712
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:31,770
Good.
713
01:00:29,470 --> 01:00:31,270
Yes, what is it now, Philly?
714
01:00:31,370 --> 01:00:33,400
It's Miss Mallow!
She's not there!
715
01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:36,000
She's not in her grave!
She's disappeared!
716
01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:38,340
- What are you talking about?
- She's not there.
717
01:00:38,450 --> 01:00:40,040
The grave's empty.
I saw it.
718
01:00:40,150 --> 01:00:41,620
I'm warning you, Philly.
719
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:45,150
If this is your idea
of some sort of childish prank,
720
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,720
I, for one, am not amused.
721
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:49,120
But it's not!
722
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:51,620
I will not deal with this
as anything other than a joke.
723
01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:53,250
Ouch!
724
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,660
See what he wants.
725
01:00:58,300 --> 01:00:59,390
Yes?
726
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:03,800
I found this note for you
in your flower garden, Philly.
727
01:01:05,410 --> 01:01:06,970
Let's see it.
728
01:01:10,410 --> 01:01:14,470
"The flower you two buried
had to be transplanted."
729
01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:18,040
"Leave $10,000
in the flowerbed tonight,
730
01:01:18,150 --> 01:01:20,310
and it will be returned
soon afterwards."
731
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,620
"P.S. I hear the
police like flowers too."
732
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:26,860
The gardener.
733
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:30,060
You'd be surprised
at the number of people
734
01:01:30,170 --> 01:01:33,600
who go poking through the grounds
of the wealthy at night, my boy.
735
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:36,470
So, what's next?
736
01:01:36,570 --> 01:01:39,670
Gosh, Lester, I don't know.
737
01:01:43,550 --> 01:01:47,140
Lester, I just can't think of
any other way to get the money.
738
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,510
Neither can I.
739
01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,980
Lester, you think
we should be doing this?
740
01:01:52,090 --> 01:01:55,080
Well, Philly, do you
want Miss Mallow back?
741
01:01:55,190 --> 01:01:59,850
- Of course.
- Then open the safe and get the 10,000.
742
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,960
Who knows? Your father may
not even notice it's missing.
743
01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:07,090
Fat chance.
744
01:02:09,970 --> 01:02:11,440
Do you mind?
745
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:13,410
Of course not.
746
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,820
What are we gonna tell my father when he
comes home and discovers $10,000 missing?
747
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:29,290
What are you going to tell him when Miss
Mallow's remains turn up at the police station?
748
01:02:41,470 --> 01:02:43,130
Hey, Lester, look at this.
749
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,830
Good work, Philly.
750
01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:09,160
What are you doing here now?
751
01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:10,820
Why aren't you at the hotel?
752
01:03:10,930 --> 01:03:13,590
Because I was sick of staying
at that sleazy place.
753
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:15,400
Nicole, he'll see you.
754
01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:18,270
Well, I don't care.
I want him to see me.
755
01:03:18,370 --> 01:03:20,030
What is the matter with you?
756
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:23,110
What the hell is going on, Nicole?
757
01:03:23,210 --> 01:03:25,340
A belated case
of conscience maybe?
758
01:03:25,450 --> 01:03:26,880
Well, that's very sweet.
759
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:29,580
Look, the old man
may not be a prize,
760
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,380
but the kid doesn't deserve
to have this done to him.
761
01:03:32,490 --> 01:03:34,890
You've got a crush
on a 15-year-old boy.
762
01:03:34,990 --> 01:03:36,050
Oh, shut up.
763
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,030
Tell me...
when you slept together,
764
01:03:39,130 --> 01:03:41,030
did he wet the bed?
765
01:03:41,130 --> 01:03:44,220
I'm warning you. If you don't shut up,
I'm going straight to--
766
01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:47,890
What are you gonna do? Tell me
what you're gonna do, sweet pants.
767
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,470
All right, I'll tell you.
768
01:03:49,570 --> 01:03:52,270
You're gonna do precisely
what I tell you to do.
769
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,900
Right?
770
01:03:54,010 --> 01:03:55,410
Otherwise,
771
01:03:55,510 --> 01:03:58,310
I'll have to tell
the immigration people
772
01:03:58,410 --> 01:04:01,780
that you're not only an illegal alien,
but a felon.
773
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,350
A felon?
774
01:04:03,450 --> 01:04:05,040
Yes.
775
01:04:06,150 --> 01:04:09,350
Seducing a minor--
that's a criminal offense,
776
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:11,860
in case you didn't know.
777
01:04:40,390 --> 01:04:42,190
Don't be frightened.
778
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:47,060
Please don't run away.
779
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,310
I'm sorry, Philly.
780
01:05:05,810 --> 01:05:08,210
You let me think
that you were dead--
781
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,340
that I had killed you.
782
01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:11,980
Why?
783
01:05:12,090 --> 01:05:14,950
Why'd you do it?
Was it just for the money?
784
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,580
Lester forced me into this mess.
785
01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,180
What'd he do,
put a gun to your head?
786
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:22,320
He threatened to tell immigration
that I was working here illegally.
787
01:05:22,430 --> 01:05:24,860
- Big deal.
- It was a big deal for me.
788
01:05:24,970 --> 01:05:27,730
I could have been deported.
789
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,300
I had to do it.
Don't you see?
790
01:05:30,410 --> 01:05:33,670
You got your money.
Why don't you just take it and go away?
791
01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:35,400
I'm on your side, Philly.
792
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,210
I thought you loved me.
793
01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:41,750
I don't trust you anymore.
794
01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:44,010
All right,
then I'll go to the police.
795
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,460
No.
796
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,290
Well, what do you
want me to do then?
797
01:05:51,390 --> 01:05:53,360
I don't know.
798
01:06:00,070 --> 01:06:03,040
But I don't want you arrested.
799
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:04,660
Where's my father's $10,000?
800
01:06:04,770 --> 01:06:06,240
Lester has the money.
801
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,510
Well, can you help me
try and get it back?
802
01:06:12,610 --> 01:06:14,710
Of course
I'll help you, Philly.
803
01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:17,750
Dad's gonna be home day after tomorrow.
Gonna have to hurry.
804
01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,950
First we have to find
a place to hide you.
805
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,390
- Where?
- I don't know.
806
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:27,720
Sherman's potting shed.
I used to hide there all the time.
807
01:06:27,830 --> 01:06:30,590
Maybe we'd better hurry
to put some pressure on dear Lester.
808
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:33,260
Yeah. I've got some ideas
about that already.
809
01:06:33,370 --> 01:06:35,300
Good.
810
01:06:41,810 --> 01:06:43,400
I missed you, Miss Mallow.
811
01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:54,280
But we came here to ask you a favor.
812
01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:57,020
Anything you need.
813
01:06:57,130 --> 01:07:00,220
We just got blackmailed
for $10,000.
814
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,350
Have you talked to the police?
815
01:07:03,470 --> 01:07:05,130
We can't go to the police.
816
01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:08,730
Oh, Mr. Travis,
won't you please help us?
817
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,960
You need a policeman,
not a tennis instructor.
818
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:14,940
Exactly. But we need you,
not a real cop.
819
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,600
You're joking.
Me, a policeman?
820
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:20,370
This guy is a real bully
and he scares easily.
821
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,810
So all you have to do
is act like a tough cop.
822
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,750
- But I don't know how to act like a cop.
- Just be hard and tough.
823
01:07:26,860 --> 01:07:30,590
And maybe we could watch Dirty Harry
on television tonight.
824
01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:33,130
Hi. I'm with the police department.
825
01:07:33,230 --> 01:07:34,630
I'm Detective Jack Travis.
826
01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:36,720
- You Fillmore?
- This is the Fillmore residence,
827
01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:39,600
but I am not Mr. Fillmore,
if that's what you're asking.
828
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:41,500
I'd like to ask a few questions.
829
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,000
- No.
- Thank you.
830
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,270
Now see here.
831
01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:50,440
You.
832
01:07:50,550 --> 01:07:54,410
I really must object to your barging in here
without so much as a--
833
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,280
- Who are you?
- Me?
834
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:59,750
- I'm the houseman and chauffeur.
- Name?
835
01:07:59,850 --> 01:08:01,980
My name?
My name is Lester Lewis.
836
01:08:02,090 --> 01:08:04,890
But I really must object, sir.
I believe--
837
01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:06,980
- Yes?
- Shut up, Lester.
838
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:10,360
Now then, Lester.
839
01:08:10,470 --> 01:08:12,520
Is there a Miss Nicole Mallow here?
840
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:16,590
There is. That is, she used to be here.
She's gone.
841
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,930
- Where did she go?
- Away.
842
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,600
To Tucson. She quit.
843
01:08:21,710 --> 01:08:23,900
She wasn't happy here I'm afraid.
844
01:08:24,010 --> 01:08:27,110
We received a tip
that she has met with foul play.
845
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:28,680
Foul play?
What do you mean?
846
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:31,810
Homicide.
This tip said she was homicided.
847
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,890
Well...
848
01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:36,250
that's absurd.
849
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,850
Miss Mallow is as alive as you or I.
850
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,520
I want to see her room now.
851
01:08:41,630 --> 01:08:44,060
I told you you'd find nothing
in Miss Mallow's room.
852
01:08:44,170 --> 01:08:46,290
What is the point of looking
through my room?
853
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:47,870
Harassment.
854
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:59,540
Gee, Lester, you really do have
a very interesting sense of decoration.
855
01:08:59,650 --> 01:09:00,980
Thank you.
856
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,110
Yeah. Real interesting, Lester.
857
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:07,020
Right out of
"Better Homes and Closets. "
858
01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:10,850
This a friend of yours?
859
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,720
Yes.
860
01:09:12,830 --> 01:09:15,730
Cute. Real cute, Lester.
861
01:09:15,830 --> 01:09:18,200
You know, you're a real cutie-pie.
862
01:09:19,570 --> 01:09:21,590
This is particularly cute.
863
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,980
This, I don't even want to know from.
864
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:39,150
Oh, no.
865
01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:40,650
Pay dirt.
866
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,310
Planning a little trip, Lester?
867
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,760
No, not exactly.
868
01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:46,760
Lovely things you wear.
869
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:49,060
This must look just
divine on you...
870
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,290
if you lose a little weight.
871
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,200
These are Miss Mallow's clothes.
872
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:58,100
She didn't have room for all of them
and she asked that we keep them here
873
01:09:58,210 --> 01:10:00,540
and send them on after
she settled in Tucson.
874
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,130
Isn't that right, Philly?
875
01:10:03,610 --> 01:10:06,140
Can I get you something
to drink, Officer?
876
01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:09,440
Some tea, a coffee,
a beer perhaps?
877
01:10:09,550 --> 01:10:11,350
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, no.
878
01:10:11,450 --> 01:10:15,010
Lester, there's more dirty laundry here
than I thought.
879
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,890
What is this big red spot here?
Is this blood?
880
01:10:18,990 --> 01:10:20,260
Tomato sauce.
881
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,350
- Tomato sauce?
- Yes.
882
01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:25,460
Miss Mallow was fond
of eating lasagna in bed,
883
01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:27,560
and she frequently spilled it.
884
01:10:27,670 --> 01:10:29,430
Will you hold this?
885
01:10:31,370 --> 01:10:34,360
Lester, I don't believe a word
you've told me so far.
886
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,740
And as far as I'm concerned,
Miss Mallow was homicided.
887
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:40,840
And you, my friend, you are the best thing
that I have for a perpetrator.
888
01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:43,580
I think I'm gonna take you down.
I'm gonna book you.
889
01:10:43,690 --> 01:10:46,480
Give me a couple of hours,
I can prove she's still alive.
890
01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:47,750
- You can?
- Yes.
891
01:10:47,860 --> 01:10:49,950
How are you gonna do that
with her in Tucson?
892
01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:52,860
Gee, Lester, are you
sure it was Tucson?
893
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,690
- She's not in Tucson.
- She's not?
894
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:56,920
No.
895
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,470
Oh, boy.
896
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:05,200
This is gonna be tough.
897
01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:10,580
Where is she?
898
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:12,080
She's elsewhere.
899
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:13,580
Where elsewhere?
900
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,950
Well, she's having an abortion.
901
01:11:17,050 --> 01:11:19,350
I didn't want the boy to know.
902
01:11:19,450 --> 01:11:20,980
That's good you did that.
903
01:11:21,090 --> 01:11:22,520
Save that boy any pain.
904
01:11:24,630 --> 01:11:26,620
She'll be back in three hours.
905
01:11:26,730 --> 01:11:28,130
- Three hours?
- Mm-hmm.
906
01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:31,100
Good. I'm gonna
see you in two hours.
907
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,030
- Two hours?
- Yeah.
908
01:11:33,130 --> 01:11:37,760
And you better be able to prove that girl is alive
or I'm gonna book you for murder one.
909
01:11:37,870 --> 01:11:39,500
You can't book me for murder.
910
01:11:39,610 --> 01:11:42,700
If you don't have a body,
you don't have a case.
911
01:11:42,810 --> 01:11:45,010
Come on, Lester.
Up, up, up, up.
912
01:11:45,110 --> 01:11:48,050
Listen. Now don't get any
bright ideas about leaving town
913
01:11:48,150 --> 01:11:49,950
- 'cause I'm gonna be watching you.
- Okay.
914
01:11:50,050 --> 01:11:53,180
Now, I'm gonna see you
in two hours from right now.
915
01:11:53,290 --> 01:11:54,620
- Do you hear me?
- Yes.
916
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:55,850
You hear me?
917
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,520
Yes, I do.
918
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,900
Thank you, Officer.
919
01:12:04,930 --> 01:12:08,420
You know, Lester, I think it's shocking
the way that man treats you.
920
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:11,400
I don't know why
you put up with it.
921
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:21,080
Good afternoon, sir.
922
01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:25,810
I'm looking for the young foreign woman
I checked in here the other day.
923
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:30,650
It's a matter of some urgency.
924
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,060
You don't know
where she is now?
925
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,460
If it's the woman
that I'm thinking of,
926
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,000
I think I checked her out
earlier this morning.
927
01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:41,400
Checked her out?
Did she mention where she was going?
928
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:45,030
Walter, will you get that cat
out of the lobby?
929
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:48,340
Listen my friend.
930
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:53,380
Are you quite certain you don't recall her
mentioning where she might be headed?
931
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,210
Well, now that you mention it,
932
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,850
I believe she said something
about going to Tucson.
933
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,040
It worked. Travis scared Lester.
He's looking all over for you.
934
01:13:28,150 --> 01:13:31,380
You don't know him.
He'll pick up the money and run.
935
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:34,050
Sherman, can we borrow a car?
It's an emergency.
936
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,650
Sure, come on.
937
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:40,160
If we catch him now,
I'm sure he'll have the money with him.
938
01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:42,700
- Get in.
- Philly, I can't drive.
939
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,200
- Neither can I. Can you?
- Sure. Get in.
940
01:13:50,470 --> 01:13:52,670
Come on, Sherman. Move it.
941
01:13:57,150 --> 01:13:59,710
I can't help it!
I don't know how to drive.
942
01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:01,780
Why didn't you tell us before?
943
01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:07,310
- Get off the sidewalk!
- I'm trying!
944
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,270
Oh! Watch out!
945
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,110
Watch out!
Don't hit that car!
946
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:39,620
I'm trying not to!
947
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,420
Watch out, there's a cop!
948
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,310
You just missed that--
949
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,050
You're insane.
You know that?
950
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,680
- Don't hit him, will you?
- I'm trying not to!
951
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,970
Please, Mr. Green,
it's terribly terribly important.
952
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,770
Please, yes, please.
953
01:15:44,090 --> 01:15:47,020
Yes, thank you! Yes!
954
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,060
Please, Mr. Green.
955
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,560
Are you ready, Lester?
956
01:15:57,670 --> 01:15:59,660
Yes, I'm ready!
957
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,770
I'm ready, Mr. Green!
958
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:31,520
Mr. Green, we need your help.
959
01:16:39,870 --> 01:16:41,270
I don't believe it.
960
01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:44,070
You want a chase, you sicko?
I'll give you a chase.
961
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:54,550
Get out of the way, you little shit!
962
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,530
Excuse me.
963
01:17:39,630 --> 01:17:41,500
Huh?
964
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,590
Lester, over here.
965
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,340
Good day, sir.
966
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,940
Thanks a lot, Mr. Green.
967
01:17:51,050 --> 01:17:52,340
I've been waiting 20 minutes.
968
01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,140
Sorry, sir. It's been a difficult day.
969
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:57,220
And where's your tie?
I always want you to wear a tie.
970
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,440
I'm sorry.
971
01:17:58,550 --> 01:18:00,990
Lester! Oh, hi, Dad.
972
01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:04,680
Hello, son. It was nice of you
to come out and meet me.
973
01:18:04,790 --> 01:18:07,520
Lester, you take this and the baggage
is in the baggage area.
974
01:18:07,630 --> 01:18:09,720
- I'll get that, sir.
- Lester, let me help you.
975
01:18:09,830 --> 01:18:11,730
- I can get that.
- No, I insist.
976
01:18:16,270 --> 01:18:18,860
- Really, I insist.
- No, it's my job.
977
01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:21,130
I'll be right back, sir.
Philly, please, please.
978
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,300
Oh, Lester!
Where are you going?
979
01:18:24,410 --> 01:18:27,710
Well, I was late picking up
my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
980
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:33,340
May I present Detective Travis,
my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
981
01:18:33,450 --> 01:18:35,050
- You're Fillmore?
- That's right.
982
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,950
Hold on, Lester.
Don't go away.
983
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:42,190
By the way, Travis, I would also
like to present Miss Nicole Mallow.
984
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:44,530
Nice to see you again, Jack.
985
01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:47,030
Oh, Nicole and I are old friends.
986
01:18:47,130 --> 01:18:48,470
- And you're Fillmore?
- Yes.
987
01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:50,200
- The father?
- That's right.
988
01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:53,930
- I want to know what's going on here.
- So do I.
989
01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:59,540
Well, it seems
it's a mystery to all of us.
990
01:18:59,650 --> 01:19:01,110
Shall we be going, sir?
991
01:19:01,220 --> 01:19:04,670
Oh, you get the rest of the baggage
and I'll take this one.
992
01:19:04,790 --> 01:19:06,750
Very well, sir.
993
01:19:12,930 --> 01:19:15,190
Excuse me.
994
01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:35,780
Well, you've certainly
changed a lot lately.
995
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,680
I know, but most of
the credit belongs to you.
996
01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:40,310
Thank you.
997
01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:44,280
And Lester too, of course.
998
01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:48,120
Philly, I'm going to miss you.
999
01:19:48,230 --> 01:19:49,700
What do you mean?
1000
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:53,030
Well, I mean I think
that it's time for me to leave.
1001
01:19:53,130 --> 01:19:54,530
Why?
1002
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,230
Well, for one thing,
we'll never be able to keep
1003
01:19:57,340 --> 01:20:00,030
our affair a secret
from your father.
1004
01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:03,700
And the moment he found out,
he'd fire me immediately.
1005
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:08,280
I guess you're right.
But I don't want you to leave.
1006
01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:09,910
I'll miss you.
1007
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:11,510
We'll always keep in touch.
1008
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,610
Anyway, you're ready
to be on your own now.
1009
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,250
Where are you gonna go?
1010
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,160
I don't know.
1011
01:20:23,260 --> 01:20:25,630
I let you know where I am.
1012
01:20:25,730 --> 01:20:27,960
If you're gonna get a new job,
you're gonna have to have
1013
01:20:28,070 --> 01:20:30,590
a letter of reference
from my father.
1014
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,700
Well, your father might not think
I've been working long enough.
1015
01:20:33,810 --> 01:20:35,870
I didn't mean for him to write it.
1016
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:39,310
But I know what he'd say
if he knew you as well as I do.
1017
01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:42,640
"She was passionate
about her household duties."
1018
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,850
"And she kept things
well in hand."
1019
01:20:45,950 --> 01:20:49,350
"She gave everything she had
to her employer."
1020
01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:43,390
Thank you, Lester.
1021
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:45,800
Lester, I'll see you at 3:00 then?
1022
01:23:47,030 --> 01:23:48,430
- Hi, Jan.
- Hi.
1023
01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:50,830
- Hey, do you have Mr. Marks for Civics?
- Uh-huh.
1024
01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:52,740
Great, I'll see you there.
1025
01:23:55,110 --> 01:23:57,100
I'll see you sixth period.
1026
01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:04,080
Oh, Miss Phipps.
1027
01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:05,580
Hello there.
1028
01:24:05,690 --> 01:24:07,120
I'm sorry, I don't--
1029
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,750
Philly. I didn't recognize you.
1030
01:24:10,860 --> 01:24:12,850
You've changed so much
since last June.
1031
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,450
I know, and I'd like to thank you
for the advice you gave me.
1032
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,160
What was that?
1033
01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:20,700
To find girls whose age
is more appropriate for me.
1034
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:22,700
Oh, right.
How did it go?
1035
01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,500
Oh, it went very well.
1036
01:24:24,610 --> 01:24:27,230
I'd like to talk to you
about it in detail.
1037
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,830
Great, I'd love to.
1038
01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:30,710
Excellent.
1039
01:24:30,810 --> 01:24:32,780
Can we discuss it
over dinner tonight?
1040
01:24:38,690 --> 01:24:41,210
Why don't I have my chauffeur
pick you up at 8:00 then?
1040
01:24:42,305 --> 01:24:48,759
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