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Yeah, not going out
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Not staying in
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Just hanging around
With my head in a spin
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But there is no need
To scream and shout
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Yeah
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Not going out
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? We are not going out. ?
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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If you must know,
I popped upstairs to see Anna.
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We had a nice chat and...
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There's a dead bird on the floor!
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I know. A stray cat dragged it in -
I did just say.
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Why haven't you thrown it away?
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It's your turn to clear it up.
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This is the first time
it's ever happened.
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I know, and next time
it'll be my turn.
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Lee.
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Why were you at the neighbours
again anyway? They're so...
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ponsy.
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What do you mean, ponsy?
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You know, the type that have
vegetables with EVERY meal.
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What do you want to
get to know this woman for?
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Because she's interesting.
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She and Toby go to gallery openings,
first nights,
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parties with the
rich and successful.
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It's a totally different
world up there.
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Good God, you sound like
the Little Mermaid.
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Is that what you want, then?
A life like hers?
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Yes. Is that so wrong?
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Going to events,
meeting interesting new people.
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It's better than spending my weekends
sitting watching TV with...
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a bag of crisps.
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Oh, I see.
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And when you say "bag of crisps",
you mean me.
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If I'd have meant you,
I'd have said pork scratchings.
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Anyway, I've just invited her
to pop down for some tea.
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In fact, she'll be here quite soon.
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Sorry, are you trying
to get rid of me?
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No, of course not.
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But, um, if you were going out,
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there's a great film
on at the cinema.
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It's in 3-D.
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Right up your street.
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I know where the cinema is.
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You know what?
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We're not that different,
me and her.
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Lee, look at yourself.
You're holding a dead bird.
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Yeah, in a Waitrose bag.
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I'm usually the networker,
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but Toby's job at the hospital
is just as valuable.
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He recently did a gall bladder
operation on a top events promoter
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and ever since then,
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we've been invited all sorts
of wonderful things. Wow.
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We got to see the Stones last week.
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DISGUSTED: Oh.
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The Rolling Stones.
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SHEEPISH: Oh.
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LAUGHTER
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VIP tickets,
right at the very front.
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Sounds great.
Toby managed to pull a few strings.
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Wow, you must have been
sitting close.
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LAUGHTER
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I was actually going to go
to that concert as well,
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but I was so busy...
closing a huge deal.
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Who with?
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Er...
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I can't say yet,
don't want to jinx it.
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In my business,
things can go wrong at any moment.
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I thought you were at the cinema.
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Whoa, watch it, sister!
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Never point at anyone
wearing these things,
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you could have had my eye out.
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Anna, you know Lee.
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Hello. All right?
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Lucy's just been telling me about
the deal she's about to close.
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The what?
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You remember. Last weekend.
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I was up all night trying
to secure that big deal?
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Oh, yes, the big deal.
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Remind me again, Lucy,
how much was it for?
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800,000.
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Wow, that is a whopper.
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So you must be pretty tired.
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Are you going straight to bed?
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Oh, no,
I've got time for a quick brew.
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You won't like it,
it's the special one.
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That's all right.
I love Special Brew.
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Just a joke. Not a very good one.
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Well, better than the one
I was going to do
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when you said "the special one".
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I was going to say, "Has Jose
Mourinho pissed in your teapot?"
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LAUGHTER
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Where's the normal cups?
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Anna doesn't want to see
your big, ugly mug, Lee.
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Anna recently had a baby.
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I'm sure she's used to taking
a bigger cup size these days.
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LAUGHTER
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And she doesn't want to
hear your silly comments.
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Lovely jugs, Lucy.
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Oh, so it's all right
when she does it.
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LAUGHTER
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So, what we having to eat?
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Sorry? I thought you said Anna
was coming round for tea.
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We are having tea.
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If we were eating, I think
that would be a dinner party.
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LAUGHTER
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Well, where I'm from,
we call that tea.
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No, Lee. Dinner parties
are what adults have.
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Tea parties are what chimps have.
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Oh, good God.
I said you wouldn't like it.
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What happened to the
normal PG Tips, Lucy?
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Lee's a big fan of PG Tips.
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His family used to advertise them
in the '70s.
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LAUGHTER
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Really?
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No, it was another joke
about me being a chimp.
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Oh, I see.
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I'm not a chimp.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, I have to get this.
It's a business thing.
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Excuse me a minute. Hello?
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What the hell are you doing?
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What? You know what.
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Trying to derail a
blossoming friendship
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with your barbed, juvenile remarks.
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I just don't think people
should be false
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to try and impress other people.
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OK, maybe I am trying
to impress her a bit.
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But she's a good person to know.
She's very well connected.
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Uh, excuse me.
I know movers and shakers.
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Like who?
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Me Uncle Colin and me Auntie Val.
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He works for Pickfords,
she's a recovering alcoholic.
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Anna moves in different circles.
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So does me Auntie Val,
after a skinful.
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Sorry, another social charity
thing I'm trying to squeeze in.
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My calendar is absolutely choc-full.
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What is it, an advent calendar?
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LAUGHTER
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If ever you're looking
for someone
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to take a spare invite
off your hands...
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OK.
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Well, I'll bear it in mind.
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Actually, I quite like a party, too.
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To be honest, these events
are quite exclusive.
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So?
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Well, they wouldn't be exclusive
if they didn't, you know,
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exclude people.
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I thought they were charity dos.
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They're not that charitable.
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LAUGHTER
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But it was a hot day and
there were two dogs locked inside
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and the window wasn't
even open a crack.
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I mean, what was I supposed to do?
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I smashed the window with a brick.
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I think you're supposed to
do that with cars, not houses.
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Yeah, that's what the owner said.
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But she was just upset because
the brick hit one of the dogs.
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You know, I'd phone the RSPCA
but I'm worried they'd put YOU down.
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LAUGHTER
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Are you still annoyed about
Lucy's new, rich, well-to-do,
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high powered, upwardly mobile,
important, classy, stylish friend?
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Yeah. But thankfully,
you're here to help me forget.
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You know my nan used to say,
"If you feel intimidated by someone,
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"just go and look at them
when they're on the toilet."
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You mean imagine them on the toilet?
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Oh, THAT'S why the
headmaster suspended me!
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LAUGHTER
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Anyway, I'm not intimidated by Anna.
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So what's the problem?
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Oh, I get it.
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You're worried that Lucy's going
to find a new circle of friends,
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leave you behind.
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So, why don't you just make sure
you're part of it, too?
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How?
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Anna has made it clear that
I am not getting invited anywhere.
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So you invite her
and her husband here.
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Those sort of people
love dinner parties.
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I can't cook.
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Oh, sorry, can you read?
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Oh, hello. I wasn't
expecting it to be you.
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You haven't got one of
those spy holes then?
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No, we should definitely
get one of those.
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Is Anna in?
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She's at work. Right.
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Well, I don't know if she mentioned,
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but she came round
to our flat yesterday.
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She did mention that, yes.
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I was there, so was Lucy.
She mentioned that, too.
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We all had a nice cup of tea.
She mentioned that as well.
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Anna had a really nice time,
actually.
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LAUGHTER
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Anyway, er, it got me thinking.
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Why don't we invite you
two guys round for dinner?
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Oh...
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That's very kind.
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Great. Well, I will see you
tonight at seven o'clock.
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It's very short notice
to arrange a sitter.
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Well, I'll let you bring
the baby round, eh?
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The more, the merrier.
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Right.
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So how can you refuse?
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I'm not sure, give me a minute.
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Look, the thing is that Anna
has very strict requirements
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when it comes to dinner.
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She doesn't eat wheat or yeast,
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or saturated fat or nuts.
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Well, that's my deep-fried
Snickers on Weetabix
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with a Marmite sauce out the window.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, I'd hate to make someone
do something they really, really
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didn't want to do
in a million years.
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I'm positive. See you at seven.
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(Oh, God.)
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What's going on?
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I've just invited Anna and Toby
round for a quick bite to eat.
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What?!
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Go and cancel, right now.
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POSH ACCENT: One does not cancel
at such short notice.
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It's very uncouth.
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And one does not take
etiquette tips from a man
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who sits on the toilet
whilst eating a Pot Noodle.
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LAUGHTER
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Why am I not allowed
just to make a new friend?
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And why aren't I?
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Because you don't like her.
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And you don't cook.
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I watch MasterChef.
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You watch porn,
it doesn't make you Casanova.
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Look, I'm sorry, Lee, I know
you've gone to a lot of effort,
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but they're not coming
and that's the end of it.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
I hate you.
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Because I just wish you'd bloody
asked me first! Yes, but...
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Oh, hello.
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Anna was just saying what
a lovely surprise it was
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to get your invitation.
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Yes, a real surprise.
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Well, I'm just glad you were free.
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I thought Toby was going
to say you were busy. Yes.
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Yes, he could have said that,
couldn't he?
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So in the end,
I took a course of antibiotics
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and just had the trousers
dry cleaned.
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LAUGHTER
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I mean, the cat had
to be destroyed, though.
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So, everyone enjoying dinner?
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It's very...
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interesting.
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It's Jamie Oliver,
his speciality chicken dish.
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We like Heston, don't we, Anna?
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Oh, so do I.
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Have to be honest, I'm surprised
you two do, though.
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Why?
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You just don't strike me
as the kind of people
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to eat out at service stations.
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LAUGHTER
256
00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:20,344
Heston Blumenthal,
not Heston Services.
257
00:11:22,503 --> 00:11:24,223
Right.
258
00:11:24,223 --> 00:11:26,022
Well, I think it's lovely, Lee.
259
00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:28,622
I think you've done a great job.
You're too kind, Toby.
260
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,981
He is, isn't he?
261
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,541
Care for a little wine?
262
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,820
I'd hardly call that a little wine.
263
00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,179
No, a Lidl wine. A wine from Lidl.
264
00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:41,459
LAUGHTER
265
00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:44,098
APPLAUSE
266
00:11:44,098 --> 00:11:46,978
So, Toby, surgeon.
267
00:11:46,978 --> 00:11:48,937
Sounds like a fascinating job.
268
00:11:48,937 --> 00:11:51,217
Well, you get to meet some
very interesting people.
269
00:11:51,217 --> 00:11:53,856
And some horrible ones. Tell them
about that person last week.
270
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:56,735
Well, we had...
They had a man come in.
271
00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:58,175
How heavy was he?
272
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,254
He was about...
About 26st.
273
00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:02,334
Tell them what he ate for breakfast.
274
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,653
Apparently...
Eight doughnuts, apparently.
275
00:12:04,653 --> 00:12:06,253
Every day for 15 years.
276
00:12:06,253 --> 00:12:08,053
Just stuffing his face all day.
277
00:12:08,053 --> 00:12:09,332
Tell them what else he ate.
278
00:12:09,332 --> 00:12:13,011
Well, four...
Four massive pizzas every day.
279
00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:15,251
All day, just stuffing his face.
280
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:18,170
He probably only stopped eating
to talk to the delivery man.
281
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,730
Or maybe his wife did
all his talking for him.
282
00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:24,089
So tell me, Lee...
He has to be quick.
283
00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:28,768
What do you do for a living?
284
00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:32,327
Well, I have, er,
various businesses.
285
00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:33,686
Have you?
286
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,086
What type?
287
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:37,006
Various financial things.
288
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,605
Like what?
289
00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:40,485
I'm in stocks.
290
00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:42,604
I wish you were.
291
00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:44,964
We could all throw tomatoes at you...
292
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,483
tinned.
293
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,283
LAUGHTER
294
00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:49,683
Really?
295
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:51,162
You seem surprised, Anna.
296
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:53,922
Well, it's just, with you renting
a room, I just assumed...
297
00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:55,081
Oh, no, no, no.
298
00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:58,081
I just crash here when I've got
business meetings this side of town.
299
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,040
I actually own properties
all over London.
300
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,200
Oh, whereabouts?
301
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,519
Mayfair.
302
00:13:04,919 --> 00:13:06,239
Park Lane.
303
00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:09,158
LAUGHTER
304
00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:10,678
Old Kent Road.
305
00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,437
There's a big price difference
between the first two
306
00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:16,476
and the last one. I know.
307
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,556
I just like the free parking.
308
00:13:18,556 --> 00:13:20,515
LAUGHTER
309
00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:23,115
Actually, Anna, we should probably
think about getting back
310
00:13:23,115 --> 00:13:24,834
for the babysitter.
You go, if you like.
311
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,874
I want to hear more about
Lee's line of work.
312
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,273
Yes, Lee, spin us some more of that.
313
00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:31,393
Well, why don't I tell you
more about it
314
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,072
next time we all get together?
315
00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:36,152
Actually, one of those charity
galas you were asking about
316
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:37,871
is on this Friday, Lucy.
317
00:13:37,871 --> 00:13:40,951
The Society Ball,
highlight of the social calendar,
318
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,790
organised by all the top bankers.
319
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,150
The Society Ball,
320
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,589
I think one of the guys mentioned
it recently, actually.
321
00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:47,949
Who's that, then?
322
00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:51,508
Oh, my very good friend, the...
323
00:13:51,508 --> 00:13:54,707
Chief Executive of Lloyds Bank.
324
00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:56,707
Wow.
325
00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:59,506
You really are full of surprises.
326
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,905
The CEO of Lloyds?
327
00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:05,865
You are a dark horse, aren't you?
328
00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:07,664
Probably why he likes me.
329
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:10,024
LAUGHTER
330
00:14:10,024 --> 00:14:13,223
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
331
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:16,102
Tickets are like gold dust,
332
00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:18,422
but Toby has been offered four.
333
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,261
So will you both join us?
334
00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:22,101
Love to. It's a date.
335
00:14:22,101 --> 00:14:23,940
Oh, that's great.
336
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,940
Thanks so much for the invite.
337
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:28,019
Actually, you say "invite".
338
00:14:28,019 --> 00:14:30,699
It's a charity event
so I'm sure you'll appreciate,
339
00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:33,018
the tickets aren't actually free,
I'm afraid.
340
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,018
Of course. How much do we owe you?
341
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,577
�1,000 a plate.
342
00:14:37,937 --> 00:14:40,057
Bloody hell,
how much is the cutlery?
343
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,616
I'm sorry to be such a pain.
344
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,295
Oh, no.
345
00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:48,894
�1,000. I'll write you a cheque.
346
00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:53,013
Actually, Lucy, why don't
you pay for me, too,
347
00:14:53,013 --> 00:14:55,613
and I will sort you out later?
348
00:14:55,613 --> 00:14:57,212
I don't know what's worse,
349
00:14:57,212 --> 00:15:00,092
giving you �1,000 or you saying
you'll sort me out later.
350
00:15:00,092 --> 00:15:02,531
LAUGHTER
351
00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:03,931
Well?
352
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:06,650
Oh, dear, too late,
already written it.
353
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,770
And that was my last cheque.
354
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:12,049
You'll have to pay for your own,
I'm afraid.
355
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:14,048
Oh. This Friday?
356
00:15:14,048 --> 00:15:18,168
No, actually, I have got
a business meeting with
357
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,887
Samuel F Zuckerberg.
358
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:25,326
Yeah, pretty big deal, actually.
Anyway, enough of me.
359
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:27,765
I don't want you all thinking
I am stinking rich.
360
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:29,285
Oh, don't be modest.
361
00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:30,805
You're halfway there.
362
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:34,324
LAUGHTER
363
00:15:42,522 --> 00:15:44,841
Oh. Surprised to find you in here.
364
00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:48,800
Thought you'd be brokering
some huge deal with Alan Sugar.
365
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,320
Well, I can't get too close to him.
366
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,639
I'm diabetic.
367
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:55,839
You're not actually a millionaire,
are you, Lee?
368
00:15:55,839 --> 00:15:58,478
Well, it depends how you
define millionaire.
369
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:01,677
Well, for argument's sake,
let's say it's a person...
370
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,677
with �1 million.
371
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,396
In that case...
372
00:16:08,276 --> 00:16:09,915
..no.
373
00:16:09,915 --> 00:16:12,795
How much are you worth, exactly?
374
00:16:12,795 --> 00:16:15,274
Depends. On what?
375
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,713
On who's buying the next round.
376
00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:19,313
I thought so.
377
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,073
Well, your wife
seemed to fall for it.
378
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:22,752
Well, that's the thing about Anna.
379
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:25,392
You wave enough money around
and she'll swallow anything.
380
00:16:25,392 --> 00:16:29,151
LAUGHTER
381
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:33,550
Excellent restraint.
382
00:16:35,589 --> 00:16:37,749
Look, here's a thought...
383
00:16:40,508 --> 00:16:43,587
Great, if it becomes a sentence,
let me know.
384
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:47,106
What if I couldn't
get hold of the tickets
385
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,746
to this big charity event
after all...
386
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,106
but you could?
387
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,505
And how am I supposed to do that?
388
00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,665
Give my mate Pudsey a ring?
389
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,744
You could take these.
390
00:16:57,944 --> 00:17:00,903
I'll pretend to Anna and Lucy
I couldn't get hold of them.
391
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:05,462
That way, you do the inviting
and all four of us get to go.
392
00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:07,942
I thought you'd already
worked out I can't afford it.
393
00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:10,261
Don't worry, they're all paid for,
aren't they, by me.
394
00:17:10,261 --> 00:17:12,380
MESSAGE ALERT
395
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,740
Oh, God...
396
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:17,459
Anna's wondering where I am.
I'd better go.
397
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:21,578
There you go,
you've just doubled your portfolio.
398
00:17:21,578 --> 00:17:23,818
Hang on.
399
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,217
Is this pity?
400
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:28,857
Is this the big posh man
taking pity on poor little Lee
401
00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:32,216
and letting him go to the party
as well as a special little treat?
402
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:34,895
That's pretty much it, yeah.
403
00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:36,295
Fine, just checking.
404
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:47,452
I'm sorry, Lucy.
Here's your cheque.
405
00:17:47,452 --> 00:17:50,212
Toby assured me he could
get those tickets.
406
00:17:50,212 --> 00:17:53,131
Oh, I'm sure there will be other
events every bit as good.
407
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:54,570
Don't feel bad, Toby.
408
00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,050
No. There's nothing else
as good for ages.
409
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,130
Toby should feel bad.
410
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,409
She knows I'm right here,
411
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:02,409
we just do most of our communicating
through other people nowadays.
412
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,567
Hello, all. Looking forward
to your big night out on Friday?
413
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,327
Bit of a sore point actually.
414
00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:12,446
Toby couldn't get
the tickets after all.
415
00:18:12,446 --> 00:18:14,886
Oh, Toby, what happened?
416
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,765
My contact went cold on me.
417
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:18,085
Well, don't blame yourself,
418
00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,284
these things happen
on the operating table.
419
00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:22,404
LAUGHTER
420
00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:25,563
Well, guess what I've got
in my pocket.
421
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,482
Not now, Lee.
LAUGHTER
422
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:32,961
Four free tickets to the same
event from a business contact.
423
00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:34,361
Who?
424
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:36,321
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
425
00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:37,760
Go on, tell her.
426
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,520
LAUGHTER
427
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,759
I've literally just got them from my
good friend, the CEO of Lloyds Bank.
428
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:49,677
I was playing five-a-side with him.
429
00:18:49,677 --> 00:18:52,277
This is great. Thanks, Lee.
430
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:54,916
But I thought you had a big
business meeting on Friday.
431
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,716
Oh, yes, I did.
432
00:18:56,716 --> 00:19:01,275
But Lou Zuckerberg cancelled on me.
433
00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,994
I thought his name
was Samuel Zuckerberg.
434
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:06,553
It is. Lou is his nickname.
435
00:19:06,553 --> 00:19:08,233
Why?
436
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,953
He's incontinent.
437
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:12,192
LAUGHTER
438
00:19:15,991 --> 00:19:19,030
SLOW JAZZ MUSIC
439
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:21,990
Thanks for supporting such
a worthwhile charity event, folks.
440
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:24,269
And don't forget, if you fancy
joining us on stage
441
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:27,069
to sing a little number,
you'd be more than welcome.
442
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:32,547
In the meantime, here's a little
Fine Romance to put you in the mood.
443
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,747
It's all right, Lee, you don't have
to show the tickets to everyone.
444
00:19:35,747 --> 00:19:38,906
It's hard to tell when everyone's
dressed as a bouncer.
445
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,785
You look very dashing
in that tie, Toby.
446
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:45,424
He always struggle to do the bow.
I have to do it for him.
447
00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:48,344
Don't worry, I'm the same
with Lee's shoelaces.
448
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:50,903
You don't scrub up too badly,
do you, Lee?
449
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:53,902
Thank you. You're a very
attractive scrubber yourself.
450
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,822
Is it Ozwald Boateng?
451
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:57,741
Er, yes, it is, actually.
452
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:01,021
For the posh events,
I go to posh shops.
453
00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:02,380
And for charity events...
454
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,100
LAUGHTER
455
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,299
I still don't know how the hell
you ended up with those tickets.
456
00:20:07,299 --> 00:20:09,299
I found a ha'penny in the gutter
457
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:12,218
and used it to buy a bar
of Willy Wonka chocolate.
458
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:15,337
I told you, I play five-a-side
with the CEO of Lloyds Bank.
459
00:20:15,337 --> 00:20:16,577
Do you?
460
00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:20,336
Yes, Lucy. You know, there's
a lot you don't know about me.
461
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:24,335
Well, there's one thing I do
know about you, you like free booze.
462
00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:26,694
Don't go crazy tonight, yeah?
463
00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:29,694
Excuse me, Lucy, I think
I know a bit about self control,
464
00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:31,093
thank you very much.
465
00:20:42,691 --> 00:20:44,490
What is he doing?
466
00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:49,649
Sorry. I should have warned
you about his problem.
467
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,289
Does he like the booze?
468
00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:52,688
No.
469
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:53,968
He's a bit of a dick.
470
00:20:56,687 --> 00:20:59,367
Does he always let
his hair down like this?
471
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:03,486
Yep. First his hair, then me,
and eventually his trousers.
472
00:21:05,285 --> 00:21:06,965
Well, I don't know about you losers,
473
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:11,324
but I'm making some pretty good
business contacts here tonight.
474
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:14,203
So Anna, you having fun,
sweet cheeks?
475
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,643
Yes, it's a great night.
476
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,802
It's all right, I suppose, if you
like free champagne, ice sculptures
477
00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:21,841
and dwarf tossing.
478
00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,641
They haven't got dwarf tossing.
479
00:21:23,641 --> 00:21:27,040
Haven't they? Well, I owe that
bloke over there an apology.
480
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,919
Sorry, mate!
481
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:32,519
Thanks for a great night, Lee.
482
00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,118
I just wonder if maybe it's time
for you to get your coat.
483
00:21:35,118 --> 00:21:39,277
Oh, why, Toby! And your wife
sitting right in front of us!
484
00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:41,357
She doesn't get the jokes,
this one, does she?
485
00:21:41,357 --> 00:21:43,196
I'm just saying, Anna...
MUSIC CUTS OUT
486
00:21:43,196 --> 00:21:45,836
LOUD VOICE: ..I think your
husband's trying to shag me!
487
00:21:45,836 --> 00:21:47,955
LAUGHTER
488
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,874
Hi, Anna.
489
00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:53,754
Hi!
490
00:21:53,754 --> 00:21:57,713
Everyone, this is Jenny,
top banker at HSBC.
491
00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,632
Not any more, I'm now with Lloyds.
492
00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,272
Uh-oh.
493
00:22:01,272 --> 00:22:03,592
Oh, Lee here knows
your CEO very well.
494
00:22:03,592 --> 00:22:06,591
He plays football with him.
What? Joe Ashton?
495
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,470
Yeah, that's him. Yeah, Joe Ashton.
496
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:11,270
Yeah, he's a good footballer,
Ashers.
497
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:12,789
Very dangerous on the wings.
498
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:16,908
I imagine he is, especially in
that great, big, heavy wheelchair.
499
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,947
Well, this was before
he was in the wheelchair.
500
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:25,106
In fact, it was me
that put him in it.
501
00:22:25,106 --> 00:22:28,506
Really? You gave him
polio as a child in Kenya?
502
00:22:31,825 --> 00:22:34,784
Actually, it's not five-a-side
I play with him, it's the other one.
503
00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:37,703
Connect Four.
504
00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:40,183
LAUGHTER
505
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,782
You've never met him before,
have you?
506
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:47,701
No. So where the hell
did you get the tickets?
507
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,421
OK...
508
00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:51,340
cards on the table.
509
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,459
I won them off Theo Paphitis
in a game of snakes and ladders.
510
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:59,018
Oh, for God's sake.
511
00:22:59,018 --> 00:23:00,978
I gave them to him.
512
00:23:00,978 --> 00:23:02,418
What?
513
00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:05,497
I'm sorry, Anna. I just felt
a bit sorry for him, that's all.
514
00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:06,817
The poor guy's got no money
515
00:23:06,817 --> 00:23:09,016
and he was so desperate
to be friends with us.
516
00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:12,655
I'm not desperate,
she's the one that was desperate.
517
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:14,335
She's the desperate one!
518
00:23:14,335 --> 00:23:15,974
Yes, and you're the drunk one.
519
00:23:15,974 --> 00:23:19,454
Well, maybe I am drunk.
But you are sober.
520
00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:22,093
And in the morning, I will be ugly.
521
00:23:23,813 --> 00:23:27,132
So I'm guessing you don't own
any businesses, then?
522
00:23:30,531 --> 00:23:34,130
No. None. I'm not like you.
523
00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,089
I wasn't born with
a silver spoon up my arse.
524
00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:41,288
I don't eat muesli for breakfast
and drive the kids to John Lewis
525
00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,928
in the back of a Range Rover
with little screens
526
00:23:43,928 --> 00:23:47,047
that show Danish crime dramas
on BBC Four.
527
00:23:47,047 --> 00:23:50,486
And I don't know what quinoa,
fennel and ramekins are,
528
00:23:50,486 --> 00:23:53,126
but I'm guessing they're the
names of your future children.
529
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:54,445
Oh, God.
530
00:23:54,445 --> 00:23:55,765
And you know what?
531
00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:58,204
I am proud of it!
532
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,084
I do scratchcards whilst
watching Jeremy Kyle,
533
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:05,443
I like eating Turkey Twizzlers and
Dairylea, washed down with Lambrini.
534
00:24:06,602 --> 00:24:09,122
I go to the bingo non-ironically.
535
00:24:09,122 --> 00:24:12,281
I've never eaten a peanut unless
I've thrown it in the air first.
536
00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:15,360
And I don't think of Panini
as a piece of bread,
537
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,480
it's a sticker album.
538
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,599
And I have got a bag for life
from Greggs.
539
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:22,919
I am scum!
540
00:24:26,558 --> 00:24:29,157
There you go,
that's the washing up done.
541
00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,356
Just go. Now.
542
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,235
Well, clearly I'm not wanted
round here anymore.
543
00:24:39,235 --> 00:24:42,234
I will go and sit with
my real friend, Joe Ashton.
544
00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:44,913
No, Lee. You made that up, remember?
545
00:24:44,913 --> 00:24:46,353
Oh, yes.
546
00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:51,872
Right, let's try to enjoy
the rest of the night
547
00:24:51,872 --> 00:24:54,871
and pretend the drunken monkey
was never here.
548
00:24:54,871 --> 00:24:56,471
Good idea.
549
00:24:56,471 --> 00:24:59,790
That's a bit much, Anna, He may have
had a few too many drinks but...
550
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,789
We'll talk about this
when we get home.
551
00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:03,149
Can't we talk about it now?
552
00:25:03,149 --> 00:25:04,709
I feel safer with witnesses.
553
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:06,788
Look, it doesn't matter.
He's gone now.
554
00:25:06,788 --> 00:25:08,388
Let's just enjoy the evening.
555
00:25:08,388 --> 00:25:10,507
TAPPING ON MICROPHONE
Can you hear me at the back?
556
00:25:10,507 --> 00:25:12,067
Oh, God.
557
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:16,226
This song is dedicated to
a very special friend of mine.
558
00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:19,465
It's an old classic by Simon Ninone.
559
00:25:19,465 --> 00:25:21,305
Nina Simone. Whatever.
560
00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:25,224
God, please don't let anyone
know he's with me.
561
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,183
This one's for you, Lucy Adams.
562
00:25:27,183 --> 00:25:30,822
Yes, you, the one with the blue
dress and the pink butterflies,
563
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,942
trying to ignore me, yeah, you.
564
00:25:32,942 --> 00:25:34,502
MUSIC: I Ain't Got No
by Nina Simone
565
00:25:34,502 --> 00:25:38,341
I ain't got no home
Ain't got no shoes
566
00:25:38,341 --> 00:25:41,980
Ain't got no skirt
Ain't got no sweater
567
00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:46,539
Ain't got no perfume
Ain't got no bed
568
00:25:46,539 --> 00:25:50,578
Ain't got no money
Ain't got no class
569
00:25:50,578 --> 00:25:53,577
? Ain't got no mind... ?
570
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:55,257
Can't argue with any of that so far.
571
00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:59,176
? Ain't got no mother
Ain't got no culture... ?
572
00:25:59,176 --> 00:26:03,055
Why the hell do you let this
scumbag live with you, Lucy?
573
00:26:03,055 --> 00:26:05,374
He's got some good points.
574
00:26:05,374 --> 00:26:07,134
Look at him, he's a mess.
575
00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:09,893
Steady on, Anna. It's what's
on the inside that counts.
576
00:26:09,893 --> 00:26:11,613
Typical surgeon.
577
00:26:14,612 --> 00:26:16,332
You need to ditch him, Lucy.
578
00:26:16,332 --> 00:26:19,611
You could really go places without
someone like that dragging you down.
579
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,450
? Why am I alive anyway... ?
580
00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:25,210
All we need to do with you is
smooth off some of the edges
581
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,729
that hanging round with
this waster has left on you.
582
00:26:28,729 --> 00:26:30,848
What edges?
(Oh, God.)
583
00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:33,488
You won't believe this,
584
00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:36,327
but you could be quite attractive.
585
00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:39,126
Tomorrow I'm taking you
to my hairdresser.
586
00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:41,646
I'm going to give you
a complete makeover.
587
00:26:41,646 --> 00:26:44,605
By the end of the day,
you won't recognise yourself.
588
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,844
At least she lets you
choose your own pants.
589
00:26:47,844 --> 00:26:49,884
LAUGHTER
590
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:52,123
Got my soul, got my bag
591
00:26:52,123 --> 00:26:54,323
? I got my sex... ?
592
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,402
Come on, Lucy, forget him.
593
00:26:56,402 --> 00:26:59,321
There's some very eligible
young men I'd like you to meet.
594
00:26:59,321 --> 00:27:01,041
Do you think so, Anna?
595
00:27:01,041 --> 00:27:03,520
Don't you think I should
smooth my edges first?
596
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,120
Get my hair done?
Stop recognising myself?
597
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,959
Maybe you'd like me to get my teeth
straightened while you're at it?
598
00:27:08,959 --> 00:27:11,679
Toby knows an amazing dentist.
599
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:14,318
I got life!
LOUD CRASH
600
00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:24,476
Actually, I think I'm going
to go and fetch my pet monkey
601
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,635
and get a kebab.
602
00:27:26,995 --> 00:27:29,514
Sorry about Lee's behaviour, Toby.
603
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,794
Especially after you kindly
got us the tickets.
604
00:27:31,794 --> 00:27:33,673
Oh, there's no need to apologise.
605
00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:38,232
This is one of the most enjoyable of
Anna's events I've been to in ages.
606
00:27:38,232 --> 00:27:40,472
Don't worry if you
need to go schmoozing.
607
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:42,511
I'm quite happy to stay here
608
00:27:42,511 --> 00:27:44,191
and slap myself in the face.
609
00:27:55,188 --> 00:27:57,108
Thanks for getting me home.
610
00:27:57,108 --> 00:28:01,347
That's OK. I wasn't enjoying
the evening that much anyway.
611
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:04,706
Anna made it quite clear
I have common touches.
612
00:28:04,706 --> 00:28:07,025
You don't have any common touches.
613
00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:08,185
Thank you.
614
00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:09,825
Do you want some?
615
00:28:09,825 --> 00:28:12,864
LAUGHTER
616
00:28:12,864 --> 00:28:14,704
Will you be seeing Anna again?
617
00:28:14,704 --> 00:28:16,103
Well, she only lives upstairs.
618
00:28:16,103 --> 00:28:18,623
I'm bound to bump into her
in the foyer now and again.
619
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:21,822
Although I think she'd prefer it
if you used the tradesman's entrance.
620
00:28:21,822 --> 00:28:23,702
Blimey, and she says I'm common.
621
00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:29,740
She's got a nerve, telling you
to get your hair done.
622
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:31,340
I think it looks lovely.
623
00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,259
? Don't go changing... ?
624
00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:35,859
No, more singing. Right.
625
00:28:38,498 --> 00:28:40,258
Yeah, not going out
626
00:28:40,258 --> 00:28:42,537
Not staying in
627
00:28:42,537 --> 00:28:45,536
Just hanging around
With my head in a spin
628
00:28:45,536 --> 00:28:48,736
But there is no need
To scream and shout
629
00:28:48,736 --> 00:28:51,375
Yeah, not going out
630
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,654
? We are not going out. ?
631
00:28:55,174 --> 00:29:02,522
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