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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,168 --> 00:00:13,812 I love this song. What's it called again? 2 00:00:13,812 --> 00:00:14,619 What? 3 00:00:14,619 --> 00:00:17,003 The music box, what's it called? 4 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:20,488 - Fullness of spring. - Fullness of spring. 5 00:00:20,722 --> 00:00:22,852 I can't get it out of my head. 6 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,360 I wish we had taken more pictures. 7 00:00:27,929 --> 00:00:29,569 Hey, can you stay for dinner? 8 00:00:29,569 --> 00:00:31,526 No. I told you, I gotta get home. 9 00:00:31,526 --> 00:00:35,456 Well, at least stay for a drink to decompress. 10 00:00:35,656 --> 00:00:38,100 Oh! I'll open the santorini. 11 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:41,431 I know I promised to save it for a special occasion. 12 00:00:41,431 --> 00:00:42,307 What? 13 00:00:42,307 --> 00:00:44,814 I said, it's our one-week anniversary. 14 00:00:44,814 --> 00:00:46,930 I think that's special enough. 15 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,290 What are you doing? 16 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:56,632 I, I thought we could... 17 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:59,119 I told you not to open that. 18 00:01:01,077 --> 00:01:03,195 Hey, there's something in here. 19 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:05,811 What, what is that? 20 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,050 Put the bottle down, Gail. 21 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,638 What's going on? You're scaring me. 22 00:01:12,638 --> 00:01:14,695 Put the bottle on the table. 23 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,388 I told you not to open it. 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,074 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 25 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:44,118 MONK Season 5 Epi. 11 Mr. Monk Makes A Friend 26 00:02:45,617 --> 00:02:46,492 Wait! 27 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:49,088 Wait, I will take plastic. 28 00:02:49,088 --> 00:02:50,367 - It's too late! - Too late. 29 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,883 Vegas is not a vacation. Vegas is a pilgrimage. 30 00:02:52,883 --> 00:02:54,950 Why don't you want to fly if you want... 31 00:02:57,293 --> 00:02:58,267 I gotta call you back. 32 00:02:58,267 --> 00:02:59,826 Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 33 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:03,350 Oh, I am so sorry. That is all my fault. 34 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,389 Man, they ought to put blinkers on these things. 35 00:03:07,366 --> 00:03:08,661 Is this yours or mine? 36 00:03:08,661 --> 00:03:10,953 No, that, that's not mine. That's yours. 37 00:03:10,953 --> 00:03:12,111 Yeah, well. 38 00:03:12,111 --> 00:03:14,545 Pretty much anything that can kill you, that's gonna be mine. 39 00:03:14,545 --> 00:03:15,432 Yeah. 40 00:03:15,432 --> 00:03:16,442 I mean, look at this. 41 00:03:16,442 --> 00:03:19,209 Soup for one, frozen meat loaf. 42 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,830 I might as well wear a big sign that says, "divorced guy." 43 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:22,903 Yeah. 44 00:03:23,173 --> 00:03:24,740 Ah, here. 45 00:03:25,653 --> 00:03:28,282 Hey, you're, uh, you're missing two eggs here. 46 00:03:28,282 --> 00:03:32,165 No, no. I, uh, I only buy 10 at a time. 47 00:03:32,165 --> 00:03:33,742 I know, it's crazy. 48 00:03:33,742 --> 00:03:36,496 No, it makes perfect sense to me. 49 00:03:36,496 --> 00:03:37,339 It does? 50 00:03:37,339 --> 00:03:40,026 Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? 51 00:03:40,026 --> 00:03:42,485 10 at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12? 52 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,888 Exactly. 12, so arbitrary. 53 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:46,118 What's this? 54 00:03:46,367 --> 00:03:49,138 Uh, that's bubble wrap. Protect the apple. 55 00:03:49,138 --> 00:03:50,490 Did, did they do this for you? 56 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:51,958 No, no. I bring my own. 57 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,571 They, they always tease me about it. 58 00:03:54,571 --> 00:03:55,908 Yeah, well, who's laughing now? 59 00:03:55,908 --> 00:03:57,466 - Look at that thing. It's perfect. - Yeah. 60 00:03:57,466 --> 00:03:58,927 Whereas mine... 61 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,678 it's all bruised and scuffed up. 62 00:04:01,678 --> 00:04:03,147 You're a genius. 63 00:04:03,147 --> 00:04:05,694 Ah, I don't know about genius. 64 00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:09,242 I like your style, you know? You play by your own rules. 65 00:04:09,242 --> 00:04:11,164 That's one way of looking at it, I guess. 66 00:04:11,164 --> 00:04:13,141 Hal, Hal Tucker. 67 00:04:13,141 --> 00:04:14,378 Adrian Monk. 68 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:16,597 Yeah. Oh, did I do that? 69 00:04:16,597 --> 00:04:18,678 Oh, it's nothing. Just a little juice... 70 00:04:18,678 --> 00:04:20,550 it's nothing. / You got to send me the bill for that. 71 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:22,876 No, no. I have a hundred shirts just like it at home. 72 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,890 I mean... 99 now. 73 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,064 Well, I always pay my debts. 74 00:04:27,064 --> 00:04:28,922 Adrian Monk, I'm gonna look you up. 75 00:04:28,922 --> 00:04:30,420 I'm gonna pay you back. 76 00:05:04,657 --> 00:05:05,732 I love this song. 77 00:05:05,732 --> 00:05:08,818 My grandfather used to sing it to me all the time. 78 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:46,130 You okay? 79 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,634 Ah, yeah. 80 00:05:47,634 --> 00:05:51,506 Can we, uh, think we could put down the, uh... 81 00:05:51,506 --> 00:05:53,010 the, um... 82 00:05:54,548 --> 00:05:56,757 The toilet seat? 83 00:05:59,062 --> 00:05:59,999 Nope. 84 00:05:59,999 --> 00:06:02,456 Tech guys haven't been here yet. We can't touch anything. 85 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:04,664 Yeah. yeah, okay. 86 00:06:12,416 --> 00:06:14,047 Okay, so, uh... 87 00:06:14,811 --> 00:06:17,840 somebody was in the shower. 88 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,484 And then, uh... 89 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:22,266 so the, um... 90 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:26,507 I can't, I can't, I can't think. Um... 91 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:46,000 Nah, keep it. 92 00:06:46,712 --> 00:06:48,004 Just keep it. 93 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,756 - Okay. - Okay. 94 00:07:02,917 --> 00:07:05,067 Candle's full of water. 95 00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:10,698 These are soaking wet. 96 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,333 Okay, he was in the shower. 97 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,944 Something happened, she said something. 98 00:07:15,944 --> 00:07:17,143 He was upset. 99 00:07:17,143 --> 00:07:18,377 He opened the shower curtain, 100 00:07:18,377 --> 00:07:20,654 didn't even bother to stop to turn off the water. 101 00:07:20,654 --> 00:07:22,981 He grabbed the top towel. 102 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:25,679 Went into the other room and killed her. 103 00:07:33,915 --> 00:07:36,182 You're pretty damned good when the toilet seat's down. 104 00:07:36,182 --> 00:07:38,305 Captain, we know her. 105 00:07:38,305 --> 00:07:39,904 Uh, knew her. 106 00:07:40,109 --> 00:07:41,508 - Knew who? - Uh, the victim. 107 00:07:41,508 --> 00:07:43,852 She was a dispatcher at the old precinct. 108 00:07:43,852 --> 00:07:45,140 No kidding. 109 00:07:50,718 --> 00:07:52,804 Oh, yeah. About 10 years ago. 110 00:07:52,804 --> 00:07:55,353 - Gail something. - Gail. Gail Segalis. 111 00:07:55,353 --> 00:07:58,233 Oh, my god. I used to carpool with her. 112 00:07:58,233 --> 00:08:01,364 Oh, she was always talking about trips she wanted to take. 113 00:08:01,364 --> 00:08:03,018 She said if she ever made it to the Parthenon, 114 00:08:03,018 --> 00:08:04,537 she was gonna send me a picture. 115 00:08:04,537 --> 00:08:06,527 Well, looks like she made it. 116 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,394 Hey, is this a boyfriend? 117 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:15,430 I love boyfriends. Let's find him. 118 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,537 Yes, sir. 119 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:17,647 What's this? 120 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:19,171 Hmm? What do you got? 121 00:08:19,726 --> 00:08:21,126 I don't know. 122 00:08:27,019 --> 00:08:29,550 The price is in Euros. She brought it back with her. 123 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,439 Uh, where's the wine? 124 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,694 Probably drank it. 125 00:08:33,694 --> 00:08:35,177 Where's the bottle? 126 00:08:35,610 --> 00:08:36,725 Hello? 127 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:38,718 Yes. 128 00:08:39,014 --> 00:08:41,049 He's right here. Who's this? 129 00:08:41,538 --> 00:08:43,030 The what? 130 00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:46,011 A friend of whose? 131 00:08:47,415 --> 00:08:49,847 This is Adrian Monk. 132 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:52,832 What number are you calling? 133 00:08:53,959 --> 00:08:56,579 Uh, yeah. Hold on. 134 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:58,449 Uh, Mr. Monk? 135 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:00,037 It's Hal? 136 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:01,207 Hal? 137 00:09:01,447 --> 00:09:02,888 Hal? 138 00:09:03,178 --> 00:09:05,068 He called me? 139 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:11,978 Hello? 140 00:09:13,059 --> 00:09:16,491 Yeah, yeah, of course I remember you. 141 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:17,835 Yeah. 142 00:09:17,835 --> 00:09:18,805 Oh, it was... 143 00:09:18,805 --> 00:09:21,621 yeah, it was nice meeting you too. 144 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,727 Bumping into you. 145 00:09:23,727 --> 00:09:27,707 All right, I get it, I get it. It was a play on words. 146 00:09:27,707 --> 00:09:29,850 Yeah. Huh? 147 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:33,279 Oh, that was, that was just my assistant Natalie. 148 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:34,579 Huh? 149 00:09:34,776 --> 00:09:38,372 Uh, uh, hold on. Hold on, I'll see. 150 00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:39,948 Are you hot? 151 00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:41,330 What? 152 00:09:43,228 --> 00:09:44,991 What, tom, tomorrow? 153 00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:47,151 Oh, sure. I... 154 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,132 sure, that sounds... 155 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:50,426 okay. 156 00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:51,734 Okay. 157 00:09:51,734 --> 00:09:53,346 Yeah, that sounds great. 158 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:55,903 All right, okay, great. I'll see you then. 159 00:09:57,837 --> 00:09:59,213 That was Hal. 160 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,020 Who is Hal? 161 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,190 Oh, he's just a guy. He's a friend. 162 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,068 We're going to the hockey game tomorrow. 163 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,382 - The hockey game? - Yeah. 164 00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:07,998 Hey, Kramer, what're you doing tomorrow? 165 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,039 - Going to the beach with the kids. - Can't go with you. 166 00:10:10,039 --> 00:10:11,894 I'm going to the hockey game. 167 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:16,226 Captain, you don't need me tomorrow, do you? 168 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:17,118 No. 169 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,394 Good, 'cause I'm going to the game. 170 00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:23,823 Yeah. I heard. 171 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,314 Oh, my god! 172 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:28,254 Oh, my god! He's gonna be here any minute! 173 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:31,071 Any minute! Julie, Julie, put on some music. 174 00:10:31,071 --> 00:10:32,535 Please, Natalie, don't go away. 175 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:34,185 Stay, stay right there. 176 00:10:34,185 --> 00:10:36,284 I need you. I need you. 177 00:10:36,485 --> 00:10:37,687 Natalie? 178 00:10:37,892 --> 00:10:40,033 - Which one? Which? - They're exactly... 179 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,569 - Which one? That one! 180 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,324 Mr. Monk, you're gonna have a heart attack. 181 00:10:43,324 --> 00:10:45,208 No, no. I'm fine. I'm okay. 182 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,299 Just, uh, just, uh... 183 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,734 keep going, ask me another one. 184 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,967 Uh, okay, uh, what's a forward line? 185 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:51,265 Ah, in professional hockey. 186 00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:54,986 The forward line consists of the right wing and the left wing. 187 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:56,218 And the center. 188 00:10:56,218 --> 00:11:01,164 This year the Sharks have had a outstanding forward line. 189 00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:02,374 Outstanding. 190 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:04,583 Let's, let's say their names. 191 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,978 Okay, Joe Thornton. 192 00:11:05,978 --> 00:11:08,455 Uh, uh, uh... 193 00:11:08,455 --> 00:11:10,655 oh, Kaspar, no! 194 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:13,097 Mr. Monk, why don't you just be honest? Tell him it's your first game. 195 00:11:13,097 --> 00:11:15,561 No, no, no. I tried that honesty thing. It was a total disaster. 196 00:11:15,561 --> 00:11:16,881 No, no, no, no, julie. 197 00:11:16,881 --> 00:11:20,101 No, no, no, not classical. Put on something cool. 198 00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:21,615 You know, the rock and the roll. 199 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:25,041 - You don't have any rock and roll. - Well, not... not classical. 200 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:26,658 Anything but classical. 201 00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:30,874 Mr. Monk, he's just a guy. He can't be the first friend you've ever had. 202 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:40,769 What are you doing? 203 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:43,973 - I'm cleaning. - No, I don't want it too clean! 204 00:11:43,973 --> 00:11:46,723 He'll think I'm some kind of a freak. I left five crumbs out. 205 00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:48,415 Yeah, I only see one, two, three, four. 206 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:50,140 Four! God! 207 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,184 Four. 208 00:11:51,497 --> 00:11:52,787 Here, here it is. 209 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:55,161 Okay, there it is. 210 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:57,808 Adrian? 211 00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,413 Hey, Hal! 212 00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:02,281 Hey, there. I hope you don't mind I let myself in. 213 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:03,711 Oh, Hal's here. 214 00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:05,446 I brought in your mail. 215 00:12:05,446 --> 00:12:07,345 Hey, nice crib. 216 00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:10,165 Oh, yeah, uh, thanks. 217 00:12:11,486 --> 00:12:13,311 Patriotic, I like that. 218 00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:14,878 Most people wouldn't have the guts. 219 00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:17,113 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 220 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,444 So this is my crib. 221 00:12:19,444 --> 00:12:20,577 Yeah. 222 00:12:20,577 --> 00:12:23,103 Excuse the mess, okay? 223 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:23,905 What mess? 224 00:12:23,905 --> 00:12:26,251 Well, you know, the crumbs, there's five crumbs there. 225 00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:27,564 This is Natalie. 226 00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:29,478 Oh, his girl Friday. 227 00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:31,249 Well, it's nice to put a face to the voice, 228 00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:33,748 especially a face like that. 229 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,204 Funny, right? 230 00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:38,242 And this is, uh... 231 00:12:38,495 --> 00:12:39,812 um, uh... 232 00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:41,596 - Julie. - Doh! 233 00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:44,411 - Hello. - Hi. Hal. Nice to meet you. 234 00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:47,396 Hey, are you guys hockey fans? Next time I'll get four tickets. 235 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:48,982 The coach is a client of mine. 236 00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:50,133 Oh, what do you do? 237 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:52,982 Antiques. Import/export. 238 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:55,456 Don't redecorate your room without calling me first. 239 00:12:55,456 --> 00:12:57,865 Rugs, tables. You name it, I'll get it, okay? 240 00:12:57,865 --> 00:12:59,958 - Okay. - All right. 241 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:02,012 So, you ready to roll? 242 00:13:02,012 --> 00:13:03,512 It's gonna be a great game. 243 00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:05,152 Absolutely. Go Sharks! 244 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,700 Oh, I love it! That's great. 245 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,485 - We'll see you later. - We'll see you later. 246 00:13:16,632 --> 00:13:17,780 I like him. 247 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,436 Yeah, I do too. 248 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,660 Wonder what he's up to. 249 00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:37,501 Take the shot! 250 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,942 Come on, take the shot! Take the shot! 251 00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:43,213 Take the shot! 252 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,111 Take the shot! 253 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:47,344 How about these seats, huh? 254 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,708 Oh, they're excellent. 255 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,849 - They're really bolted in. - Yeah. 256 00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,403 Go Sharks! 257 00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:55,843 Oh, hell! 258 00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:58,307 Did you see that? What the hell was that? 259 00:13:58,307 --> 00:13:59,829 The hell if I know! 260 00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:03,673 What the hell was that? Hell. 261 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:08,267 Cheech is really off his game tonight. 262 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:14,126 Yes. Yes, last year, Jonathan Cheechoo, whose nickname is Cheech, 263 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:17,386 was the third highest-scoring right wing in the league. 264 00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:19,684 He was born in Ontario. 265 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,118 Really? That's interesting. 266 00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:24,201 - It is? - Yeah. 267 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,741 All right! 268 00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,093 All right. 269 00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:56,366 Smudge. 270 00:14:56,366 --> 00:14:57,651 What? 271 00:14:57,859 --> 00:14:59,804 There's a smudge. 272 00:14:59,804 --> 00:15:01,625 On the glass. 273 00:15:04,597 --> 00:15:06,144 It's on the inside. 274 00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,936 We can't get it. 275 00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:10,438 Right. 276 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:15,511 It's no big deal, right? 277 00:15:15,511 --> 00:15:16,562 No. 278 00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,108 Who cares? Right? 279 00:15:23,578 --> 00:15:25,919 Let's just think about something else. 280 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,987 Hey! Hey, there's a smudge here. 281 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,524 Can you get that smudge? 282 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,106 There's a smudge right there. 283 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,280 Yeah, right there. 284 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,461 Just take it out. 285 00:15:43,461 --> 00:15:44,885 No. No, no, no, wait. 286 00:15:44,885 --> 00:15:46,292 There's a some... Come back! 287 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:49,355 - there's still some left. - Hey, down in front! 288 00:15:49,652 --> 00:15:50,955 You got a problem? 289 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:52,357 With him, not with you. 290 00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:54,893 You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me. 291 00:15:54,893 --> 00:15:57,287 Okay, no big deal. 292 00:16:14,717 --> 00:16:16,141 It's embarrassing. 293 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,370 No! It's a great idea. It's a battle zone out there. 294 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,600 They should hand these things out at the door. 295 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,946 Hal! I thought that was you. 296 00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:26,583 Eddie Lawson from the firm. 297 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,188 Yeah, man, how you doing? 298 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,711 You look good, man. 299 00:16:29,711 --> 00:16:31,556 How long you been out? 300 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:34,303 - About a year-and-a-half. - A year-and-a-half? 301 00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,375 You had a better lawyer than me. 302 00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,941 Hey, you ever talk to Charlie the pirate? 303 00:16:39,262 --> 00:16:40,744 Sometimes. Yeah, I do. 304 00:16:40,744 --> 00:16:42,344 Yeah, well, tell him to call me. 305 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:45,218 He still owes me 50 large from that thing. 306 00:16:45,218 --> 00:16:46,337 I'll do that. 307 00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,311 I gotta go. Take it easy. 308 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,863 But take it. 309 00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:51,707 See you. 310 00:16:53,202 --> 00:16:54,981 Well, now you know. 311 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,195 You did some time. 312 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,842 I bought some coins in Turkey. 313 00:16:59,842 --> 00:17:03,340 Beautiful pieces. 11th century. 314 00:17:03,545 --> 00:17:06,784 Turns out they were hot. I did 8 months. 315 00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:08,219 I was gonna tell you earlier, 316 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:11,090 but then I found out you were a cop and... 317 00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:15,062 if you wanted to go home right now, I mean, I wouldn't blame you. 318 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:17,414 Why would I want to go home? 319 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,814 I'm having a great time. 320 00:17:18,814 --> 00:17:20,007 - Really? - Yeah. 321 00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:21,723 So we're still on for tomorrow, then. 322 00:17:21,723 --> 00:17:23,581 Yeah. / All right. 323 00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,029 I told you, I was at my restaurant all day. 324 00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:30,408 I got 15 people on staff. Why don't you ask them? 325 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:31,666 Well, they work for you, right? 326 00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,345 They're not gonna lie for me. Not about this. 327 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,788 I mean, you work for him, right? You gonna lie for him? 328 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,733 I mean, about a murder? 329 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,024 I think about that a lot, actually. 330 00:17:41,024 --> 00:17:43,836 I mean, of course, it would depend on a number of factors... 331 00:17:43,836 --> 00:17:47,326 We're not talking about him. We're talking about you. 332 00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:52,621 I took her to Greece. 333 00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:55,235 She'd been wanting to go for years. 334 00:17:56,248 --> 00:17:59,552 She got back Friday morning. She was dead three hours later. 335 00:17:59,552 --> 00:18:01,447 I didn't come back with her. 336 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,723 She dumped me. 337 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,542 She met someone at the hotel. 338 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,145 Second day we were there. 339 00:18:06,145 --> 00:18:08,291 So I decided to come back early, Tuesday night. 340 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,990 - You can check that too. - Oh? Who was he? 341 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,501 She wouldn't tell me his name. 342 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,152 I saw him. He had a beard. I guess she likes beards. 343 00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:17,585 - And money. - How do you know? 344 00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:19,806 About the money, not the beard. 345 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:20,927 I could smell it. 346 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,250 Plus, he gave her a bottle of wine. 347 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,769 Santorini, it must have cost him 500 bucks. 348 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,496 Would you recognize him again if you saw him? 349 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:29,176 Oh, yeah. 350 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:30,655 Call Athens, 351 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:35,008 check the hotel guest lists against the list of passengers on her flight home. 352 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,694 - Yes, sir. - Did you hear that? 353 00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:40,204 Sorry, I wasn't listening. I'll, I'll hear the tape. 354 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:41,401 We didn't record it. 355 00:18:41,401 --> 00:18:42,763 That's okay. I was half-listening, 356 00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:44,167 so I'll play it back in my head later. 357 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:47,317 Mr. Monk was just telling me about his big date. 358 00:18:47,317 --> 00:18:48,514 You mean the guy on the phone? 359 00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:49,946 I thought that was a prank. 360 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:53,582 No, why, why would you think it was a prank? 361 00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:55,140 No reason. 362 00:18:56,124 --> 00:18:57,323 Uh, how was the hockey game? 363 00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:58,455 Great! Great game. 364 00:18:58,455 --> 00:18:59,641 We won. 365 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:02,315 The San Jose Sharks 4, visitors 2. 366 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,381 It was a lot of fun. It was so much fun. 367 00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:07,880 And then later we went out for brews and beer. 368 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,436 Brews and beer? 369 00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,698 Actually, there is... 370 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,063 Monk, you know that I worked Vice for a couple of years? / Yeah. 371 00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:21,703 Sometimes a scam artist will spend a couple of days with a guy before asking him for money. 372 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,441 - It's called softening the mark. - No. No, no, no, no, no. 373 00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:26,711 Hal is not a con artist, no. 374 00:19:26,711 --> 00:19:29,088 Why would anybody con me? I don't have any money. 375 00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:31,455 Does he know you don't have any money? 376 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:35,251 Yeah. / Did you tell him you don't have any money? 377 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,838 Wait. Wait. 378 00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,913 I think I know what this is about. 379 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:46,190 You guys are worried that I'm gonna ask him... 380 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,573 to be my best friend. Don't worry. 381 00:19:48,573 --> 00:19:49,449 Please. 382 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,881 Hal and I just met. 383 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:55,171 We are nowhere near making that kind of commitment. 384 00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:57,997 You guys. Unbelievable. 385 00:19:58,242 --> 00:20:00,318 What kinda guy do you think I am? 386 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:11,713 - Ah, this is the life, huh? - Yeah. 387 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:14,942 A sonny chow movie, pepperoni pizza, a couple of guys hanging out. 388 00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:16,157 Absolutely. 389 00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:18,576 I'm sorry I had to send that first one back. 390 00:20:18,576 --> 00:20:21,225 Oh, don't worry about it. No, you were totally right. 391 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:23,237 Sliced 10 ways makes all the difference. 392 00:20:23,237 --> 00:20:25,441 - That's all I'm saying. - Yeah. 393 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,139 Hey, listen, I'm gonna go help myself to one of those bruise-free apples. 394 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,304 - You want one? - No. I'm good. 395 00:20:29,304 --> 00:20:30,469 All right. 396 00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:33,183 Oh, your mail's here. 397 00:20:33,183 --> 00:20:34,716 I'll get it for you. 398 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,745 Junk mail. Don't you hate it? 399 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,582 Yeah. 400 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:51,275 All those trees chopped down just to make a bunch of stupid catalogs. 401 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,444 Right. 402 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:54,747 I love this part. 403 00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:56,115 I can see why. 404 00:20:56,115 --> 00:20:57,497 Oh, yeah. 405 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,289 Crank it up. 406 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:25,338 Sorry, we're closed. Closed on Mondays. 407 00:21:25,338 --> 00:21:27,630 I want to make a reservation. 408 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:30,203 Call tomorrow. We're open at noon. 409 00:21:30,203 --> 00:21:32,794 Yeah, but I'm here now. It'll only take a minute. 410 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:35,000 Come on, I promised my wife. 411 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,586 Hi, you, Tim. 412 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:43,299 Remember me? 413 00:21:43,299 --> 00:21:44,306 We met in Greece. 414 00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:45,805 - Yeah, I remember. - Yeah. 415 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,512 - You shaved your beard. - Yeah. 416 00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:50,104 Gail didn't like it. 417 00:21:50,104 --> 00:21:52,236 You remember Gail, don't you? 418 00:21:52,236 --> 00:21:54,082 The cops are looking for you. 419 00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:56,906 I know that, Tim. That's why I'm here. 420 00:21:56,906 --> 00:21:58,645 They show you any mug shots of me? 421 00:21:58,645 --> 00:22:00,450 - Not yet. - Good. 422 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,274 Then I'm not too late. 423 00:23:02,602 --> 00:23:04,978 You know, he sounds like a great guy. 424 00:23:04,978 --> 00:23:07,701 He is. Oh, he's a great guy! 425 00:23:07,701 --> 00:23:11,160 Well, having a good friend, Adrian, is a blessing. 426 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,381 Yeah. 427 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,299 - He's outside right now waiting for me. - Really? 428 00:23:15,299 --> 00:23:17,237 Yeah, we're going back to my place after the session, 429 00:23:17,237 --> 00:23:19,500 just to hang, you know, out. 430 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,780 That's what we do. 431 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:22,298 We hang out. 432 00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:25,267 We went out last night, me and Hal. 433 00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:27,736 - To a bar! - To a bar? 434 00:23:27,736 --> 00:23:30,382 Yeah, it was so much fun! 435 00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:31,961 You should have seen Hal. 436 00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:35,164 He was talking to two girls at once. 437 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:40,338 Saying, saying... funny things. 438 00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:42,926 Everybody was laughing and... 439 00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:45,832 Adrian, this is, this is really amazing. 440 00:23:45,832 --> 00:23:48,641 And it's very significant. 441 00:23:49,449 --> 00:23:52,260 I always wanted a best friend. 442 00:23:52,777 --> 00:23:56,167 I used to pray for it every Christmas. 443 00:23:58,158 --> 00:24:00,111 Best friend. 444 00:24:00,612 --> 00:24:03,466 That's what was missing. 445 00:24:03,928 --> 00:24:05,889 One friend... 446 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,725 would have made it all bearable. 447 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:10,773 Well... 448 00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:13,463 you had Trudy. 449 00:24:13,777 --> 00:24:15,501 That was different. 450 00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:17,574 Trudy loved me. 451 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,990 But Hal... 452 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:22,863 likes me. 453 00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:26,529 Beautifully put. 454 00:24:26,529 --> 00:24:27,724 You know what I'm gonna do? 455 00:24:27,724 --> 00:24:29,618 I just decided. 456 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,621 I'm gonna ask Hal if he'll be my best friend. 457 00:24:35,812 --> 00:24:39,165 You know, I, I've never heard it put quite that way. 458 00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:42,952 I just have to figure out when to pop the question. 459 00:24:44,643 --> 00:24:47,300 Do you have any advice? 460 00:24:47,501 --> 00:24:49,848 - About... - About when to pop the question! 461 00:24:49,848 --> 00:24:52,119 No! No, I, I don't. 462 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:52,949 Nothing. 463 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,100 No. 464 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,293 Oh, hey, buddy. How'd it go? 465 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,997 I think it went pretty well. 466 00:25:01,997 --> 00:25:03,139 I told him all about you. 467 00:25:03,139 --> 00:25:05,315 Oh, hey, I'm famous. 468 00:25:05,315 --> 00:25:07,046 So, you want to head over to your place? 469 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:09,016 You promised to show me that rock polisher. 470 00:25:09,016 --> 00:25:10,995 I'm parked right over here. 471 00:25:12,507 --> 00:25:14,924 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah. 472 00:25:14,924 --> 00:25:19,717 Look, uh, just something, uh, I, I've been wanting to say. 473 00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:21,907 More of a question, really. 474 00:25:21,907 --> 00:25:24,199 I know we haven't known each other that long... 475 00:25:24,199 --> 00:25:25,360 Mr. Monk, thank god! 476 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,262 Hey, Hal. 477 00:25:26,262 --> 00:25:27,722 - Hey! - The captain just called. 478 00:25:27,722 --> 00:25:29,706 They found a body, Gail Segalis' boyfriend. 479 00:25:29,706 --> 00:25:31,935 He was killed in his restaurant. 480 00:25:32,682 --> 00:25:35,185 I'm sorry, I, I got to go. 481 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,909 Hey. Do you mind if I tag along? 482 00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:41,932 I've never seen a real crime scene, except on TV. 483 00:25:42,829 --> 00:25:43,896 Can he? 484 00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:45,704 Can he come? He can be my guest. 485 00:25:45,704 --> 00:25:47,706 Mr. Monk, it's a crime scene. It's not a party. 486 00:25:47,706 --> 00:25:49,490 Natalie! It's Hal. 487 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:51,630 Come on, the captain won't mind. 488 00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,824 We'll tell him you're with me. 489 00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:56,238 And that you're just gonna watch. 490 00:25:56,952 --> 00:25:58,277 All right, when we get there, be careful. 491 00:25:58,277 --> 00:26:00,082 You can't get your fingerprints on anything. 492 00:26:00,082 --> 00:26:03,168 Yeah, that would be funny. 'Cause then you'd have to arrest me. 493 00:26:33,597 --> 00:26:34,945 See anything? 494 00:26:35,374 --> 00:26:36,288 Nothing much. 495 00:26:36,288 --> 00:26:37,270 Captain! 496 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,488 Murder weapon. 497 00:26:41,488 --> 00:26:43,504 Boys found it under the stove. 498 00:26:43,504 --> 00:26:45,000 The handle's cracked. 499 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,301 Is that from hitting the guy? 500 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:47,329 Yeah, that's right. 501 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,280 The serial number's been filed off too. 502 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,817 Makes it almost impossible to trace. 503 00:26:51,817 --> 00:26:54,389 Are you reporting to him now? 504 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:57,076 The serial number's been filed off. Makes it almost impossible... / Thank you. 505 00:26:57,076 --> 00:27:01,267 You know, I read an article about all the crime in this neighborhood, 506 00:27:01,267 --> 00:27:03,048 how it's all drug-related. 507 00:27:03,048 --> 00:27:04,601 Nah, this was no junkie, though. 508 00:27:04,601 --> 00:27:06,660 This was personal. This was very deliberate. 509 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,377 If he'd been that desperate, 510 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,975 he would have gone through the victim's pockets. See? 511 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:14,796 Yep. I've never known a junkie not to. 512 00:27:14,796 --> 00:27:19,126 And our guy's still wearing his watch, ring... 513 00:27:19,446 --> 00:27:21,371 - You okay? - Oh! 514 00:27:21,371 --> 00:27:25,073 Yeah, I just dropped my shades. 515 00:27:27,992 --> 00:27:29,263 Hey, Monk? 516 00:27:29,263 --> 00:27:31,511 Do me a favor. Check the alley in the back, there. 517 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:34,455 - See if we missed something. - Sure. Be right back. 518 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:37,082 Hal, this is pretty cool, right? 519 00:27:37,082 --> 00:27:39,023 Very cool. 520 00:27:40,277 --> 00:27:42,281 Can you get that down to the lab for me? 521 00:27:42,281 --> 00:27:45,082 Hal, can I speak to you for a minute in there? 522 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,774 - Sure. - Thank you. 523 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,684 Here, have a seat. 524 00:27:55,219 --> 00:27:56,509 What's going on? 525 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,929 That's exactly what we were wondering, Mr. Tucker. 526 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,748 You mind telling us why you've been hanging out with Monk? 527 00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:07,413 Well, he's a good guy. He's a lot of fun. 528 00:28:14,811 --> 00:28:19,126 I'm gonna ask you one more time, why are you hanging with Monk? 529 00:28:19,388 --> 00:28:21,771 You know he doesn't have any money. 530 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:23,971 So what? 531 00:28:23,971 --> 00:28:25,542 Does he know you have a record? 532 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:28,159 Receiving stolen property. 533 00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:30,897 Yeah. 534 00:28:30,897 --> 00:28:34,428 Yeah, he knows all about it, and he's cool with it. 535 00:28:34,428 --> 00:28:36,660 What's this got to do with you? 536 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:38,546 We love him. 537 00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:40,517 Oh, you do? 538 00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,256 Then when's the last time you hung out with him, 539 00:28:42,256 --> 00:28:46,379 you know, just to hang out, or called him just to talk? 540 00:28:46,379 --> 00:28:47,845 He is a great guy. 541 00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:51,683 He's odd and funny and brilliant. 542 00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:54,132 But you wouldn't know that. 543 00:28:54,393 --> 00:28:57,253 I mean, to you, he's just some sort of crime-solving machine. 544 00:28:57,253 --> 00:28:59,954 A robot that you wind up and point at a crime scene 545 00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:02,830 and let him do your job for you. 546 00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:05,682 And to you, he's your funny, quirky boss. 547 00:29:05,682 --> 00:29:10,313 That you can make fun of and tell stories about behind his back. 548 00:29:10,821 --> 00:29:13,388 What kind of friends are you? 549 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:17,006 If Adrian Monk has a problem, it's not with me. 550 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,566 - You ready? - Yeah. 551 00:29:25,566 --> 00:29:27,408 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 552 00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:31,757 Oh, wow! 553 00:29:31,757 --> 00:29:34,613 It's fantastic! That's so smooth. / Yeah. 554 00:29:34,613 --> 00:29:36,179 I gotta get one of these things. 555 00:29:36,179 --> 00:29:38,487 We could start a club or something. 556 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:41,308 Oh, there's your mail. I'll get it for you. 557 00:29:41,308 --> 00:29:42,969 You get started on this one while I'm gone. 558 00:29:42,969 --> 00:29:44,177 All right. 559 00:30:13,281 --> 00:30:16,343 Oh, I did this one last week. 560 00:30:16,343 --> 00:30:17,616 Yeah, that's great. 561 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,354 Listen, uh, I just remembered. 562 00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,689 I have an appointment downtown with a client, 563 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,264 so, uh, I'll call you later. 564 00:30:23,264 --> 00:30:25,696 Okay, yeah, Hal! Wait, uh, before you go. 565 00:30:25,696 --> 00:30:30,178 There's, uh, something I've been meaning to say. Uh... 566 00:30:30,401 --> 00:30:34,290 I'm really glad we met. 567 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,868 Yeah, me too. I'll call you. 568 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,626 Yeah, yeah, uh, you know, 569 00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:41,608 I, I, I know this sounds childish, but, um... 570 00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:45,044 if you wanted to say we were best friends, 571 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,177 that would be cool with me. 572 00:30:47,177 --> 00:30:49,516 Yeah, sounds great. Let's do it. 573 00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:51,109 Really? 574 00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:54,010 Yeah, look, I really gotta go. 575 00:30:54,010 --> 00:30:56,010 - I'll catch you later. - Yeah. 576 00:31:04,679 --> 00:31:06,088 Dr. Kroger. 577 00:31:06,088 --> 00:31:08,459 I'm sorry to call you at home. 578 00:31:09,654 --> 00:31:11,315 He said yes! 579 00:31:21,939 --> 00:31:24,773 Why doesn't he call? 580 00:31:24,979 --> 00:31:27,543 It's been two and a half days. 581 00:31:27,543 --> 00:31:29,113 Why don't you call him? 582 00:31:29,113 --> 00:31:30,665 I did. 583 00:31:30,665 --> 00:31:33,723 I left 14 messages. 584 00:31:34,573 --> 00:31:36,798 Must have said something. 585 00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:39,097 Done something. 586 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,690 I came on too strong. 587 00:31:44,148 --> 00:31:46,206 Scared him off. 588 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:49,635 So now I'm back to zero friends. 589 00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:51,499 Mr. Monk, I'm your friend. 590 00:31:51,499 --> 00:31:53,060 'cause I pay you! 591 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,239 You don't pay me that much. 592 00:31:56,654 --> 00:32:00,230 There's this girl in my grade, Jenny Merrick. 593 00:32:00,523 --> 00:32:03,068 And when Becky Zucker stopped talking to her, 594 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:04,548 you know what she did? 595 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:08,953 She told everybody that Becky wets her bed. 596 00:32:11,218 --> 00:32:13,270 Thanks, Julie! 597 00:32:13,706 --> 00:32:15,149 Oh! That's him. 598 00:32:15,922 --> 00:32:17,881 That's him. It's him, it's him, 599 00:32:17,881 --> 00:32:19,497 it's him, it's him! 600 00:32:19,497 --> 00:32:20,921 But how do you know? 601 00:32:20,921 --> 00:32:23,676 Who else could it be? You're right here. 602 00:32:33,232 --> 00:32:34,763 Hello? 603 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:38,388 Yeah. 604 00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:40,262 She's right here. 605 00:32:45,744 --> 00:32:49,305 It's for you. It's your friend, Bonnie. 606 00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:52,495 I'm sorry. I gave her this number. 607 00:32:53,812 --> 00:32:55,332 Hi. 608 00:32:55,783 --> 00:33:00,931 No, I can't talk right now. My mom's boss is crying again. 609 00:33:07,538 --> 00:33:09,283 Mr. Monk, you can't just sit here and sulk. 610 00:33:09,283 --> 00:33:11,402 - It's killing you. - It's killing me. 611 00:33:11,402 --> 00:33:13,685 You know where he lives, go over there. 612 00:33:13,685 --> 00:33:15,637 He's your friend, right? 613 00:33:15,637 --> 00:33:17,999 You know, talk to him. See what the problem is. 614 00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:19,612 Man to man. 615 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,865 Man to man. 616 00:33:45,242 --> 00:33:46,264 Hello. 617 00:33:46,606 --> 00:33:48,731 - Adrian. - Who is your friend? 618 00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:51,239 - What are you doing here? - Does he work for the phone company? 619 00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:54,091 'Cause your phone must be broken. I've been calling and calling. 620 00:33:54,091 --> 00:33:55,897 Okay, I'm sorry. I've just been really busy. 621 00:33:55,897 --> 00:33:58,047 I will not be toyed with, Hal! 622 00:33:58,047 --> 00:33:59,607 Look, we were just having dinner. 623 00:33:59,607 --> 00:34:00,761 Where? 624 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,420 Where, Scotty's pub? 625 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:04,868 Were you in our booth? 626 00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,319 Oh, Hal? 627 00:34:06,538 --> 00:34:07,691 Look. 628 00:34:08,486 --> 00:34:10,580 I bought tickets for us. 629 00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:12,489 Got, uh, Disney on ice. 630 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:15,029 That's, like, animals ice skating, I think. 631 00:34:15,029 --> 00:34:17,414 And, uh, women's volleyball, 632 00:34:17,414 --> 00:34:20,785 and something called Pearl Jam. 633 00:34:21,108 --> 00:34:23,135 I just want another chance. 634 00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:26,373 Whatever I did, I take it back. I can change. I can... 635 00:34:26,373 --> 00:34:28,064 change. 636 00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:30,649 I've never actually done it, but I'd like to give it a try. 637 00:34:30,649 --> 00:34:31,873 He doesn't like hard rock. 638 00:34:31,873 --> 00:34:33,052 You! 639 00:34:33,274 --> 00:34:36,846 Don't know the first thing about Hal, so don't pretend you do. 640 00:34:36,846 --> 00:34:39,589 How does he like his hamburgers, huh? 641 00:34:39,589 --> 00:34:42,040 Didn't hear that. Medium rare! 642 00:34:42,477 --> 00:34:44,745 Can you name three of his shirts? 'Cause I can. 643 00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:46,825 The turquoise one, the yellow one, and the one he's wearing now. 644 00:34:46,825 --> 00:34:48,636 Adrian. Come on. 645 00:34:48,636 --> 00:34:51,749 We had some laughs, but to tell the truth, 646 00:34:51,749 --> 00:34:53,640 we don't really have that much in common. 647 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,513 He wets his bed. 648 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,183 What? 649 00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,361 Michael, I'm sorry. But we... 650 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:04,062 - All right, I understand. - Yeah. 651 00:35:04,062 --> 00:35:05,162 I'll see you tomorrow. 652 00:35:05,162 --> 00:35:07,911 And don't forget to bring the merchandise. / I won't. 653 00:35:08,661 --> 00:35:10,319 Bye-bye, Mikey. 654 00:35:13,214 --> 00:35:15,359 - Adrian. - Your bag. 655 00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:20,525 Santorini. 656 00:35:21,772 --> 00:35:24,827 What's, what's in here? It's heavy. 657 00:35:24,827 --> 00:35:28,534 You, you bought this in Europe. 658 00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:32,979 Boy, am I glad he's gone, huh? 659 00:35:32,979 --> 00:35:37,664 Huh? / He gets so jealous when I'm around my friends, you know? 660 00:35:37,664 --> 00:35:38,863 Really? 661 00:35:38,863 --> 00:35:41,093 Yeah, you know, Adrian, I'm so glad you're here 662 00:35:41,093 --> 00:35:44,445 'cause, uh, my mother's coming over in a little while. 663 00:35:44,445 --> 00:35:46,743 Would you like to meet her? 664 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:48,598 Your... 665 00:35:48,598 --> 00:35:50,613 - your mother? - Yeah. 666 00:35:50,613 --> 00:35:52,715 I told her all about you. 667 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:55,465 Come on, I live right upstairs. 668 00:35:55,971 --> 00:35:57,264 Let's go. 669 00:35:58,149 --> 00:35:59,609 Your, your mom. 670 00:35:59,609 --> 00:36:00,601 Yeah. 671 00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:03,822 Here's the report on the murder weapon. 672 00:36:03,822 --> 00:36:07,587 You know, the firing pin was worn down. That's why it wouldn't fire. 673 00:36:09,295 --> 00:36:11,211 Maybe we should call Monk in on this one. 674 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,530 Oh, yeah, I already called him. 675 00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:13,865 He's not available. 676 00:36:13,865 --> 00:36:17,173 He's having some kind of problem with Hal. 677 00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:19,455 Hal. 678 00:36:19,681 --> 00:36:22,649 I still can't figure that one out. 679 00:36:29,428 --> 00:36:32,484 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 680 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,487 No. 681 00:36:43,132 --> 00:36:45,499 When you showed this gun to Hal and said, 682 00:36:45,499 --> 00:36:46,731 "here's the murder weapon," 683 00:36:46,731 --> 00:36:48,962 he knew that the killer used it like a club. 684 00:36:48,962 --> 00:36:50,592 That's right, he pointed to the cracked handle. 685 00:36:50,592 --> 00:36:53,108 But we never told him how Tim Hayden died. 686 00:36:53,108 --> 00:36:55,722 You show anybody a handgun and say, "this is the murder weapon," 687 00:36:55,722 --> 00:36:58,223 they're gonna assume that the guy had been shot. 688 00:36:58,223 --> 00:37:00,509 - How did he know? - How did he know? 689 00:37:13,402 --> 00:37:14,652 Wow. 690 00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:18,916 What a great apartment! 691 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,272 Wait, wait, wait. 692 00:37:22,272 --> 00:37:24,322 I just wanna soak it in. 693 00:37:24,322 --> 00:37:26,601 Yeah, you soak it in. 694 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:30,108 What are you doing? 695 00:37:30,779 --> 00:37:34,310 All these windows. It feels like a fishbowl. 696 00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:36,173 So is this your mother? 697 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,902 - Yeah. - And this is your sister? 698 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,774 I don't know. 699 00:37:47,317 --> 00:37:48,832 I know that song. 700 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:52,249 - What song? - That song you're humming. 701 00:37:52,249 --> 00:37:56,547 The music box at Gail Segalis'... 702 00:37:56,547 --> 00:37:58,487 house. 703 00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:02,003 You... 704 00:38:02,003 --> 00:38:04,204 You've been to Greece? 705 00:38:04,204 --> 00:38:05,708 Many times. 706 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:07,678 I've been everywhere. 707 00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:09,438 You had a beard. 708 00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:13,999 Gail Segalis. 709 00:38:14,886 --> 00:38:19,588 She said she'd send me a picture from Greece. 710 00:38:19,837 --> 00:38:22,090 Is that why... 711 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:24,448 you kept coming over? 712 00:38:26,488 --> 00:38:29,209 She must've taken the picture. 713 00:38:29,209 --> 00:38:31,912 And you were in it. 714 00:38:31,912 --> 00:38:35,859 It would've connected you to Gail, oh, god. 715 00:38:35,859 --> 00:38:38,956 You kept bringing in my mail all that time. 716 00:38:38,956 --> 00:38:41,995 You were just waiting for her letter. 717 00:38:41,995 --> 00:38:45,159 First class, my ass. That thing took forever. 718 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,706 So... 719 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:49,530 you never really... 720 00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:50,620 liked me? 721 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,123 Are you kidding? 722 00:38:52,123 --> 00:38:54,820 Spending a day with you is like pulling teeth. 723 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:57,777 I'm surprised your own shadow keeps you company. 724 00:38:58,153 --> 00:38:59,058 No. 725 00:39:01,349 --> 00:39:02,549 Back up! 726 00:39:02,754 --> 00:39:04,603 Back up! Over there. 727 00:39:04,892 --> 00:39:05,982 There. 728 00:39:08,017 --> 00:39:10,631 Open the bottle. Open it. 729 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,043 Open it! 730 00:39:17,596 --> 00:39:19,021 Stolen. 731 00:39:19,021 --> 00:39:20,915 Of course. 732 00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,783 You have a record. 733 00:39:22,783 --> 00:39:24,860 You knew you'd be searched at the airport. 734 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:30,000 That's why you seduced Gail Segalis, to get that through customs. 735 00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,775 And then you seduced me. 736 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,393 Come on, Adge. 737 00:39:36,393 --> 00:39:38,430 I was just joking. 738 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:40,017 You know, I was punking you. 739 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:43,661 Punk, punking? 740 00:39:43,661 --> 00:39:46,797 Yeah. I was joking. 741 00:39:46,797 --> 00:39:49,286 That gun's not loaded. 742 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:53,103 I mean, I was just goofing around. It's... 743 00:39:53,103 --> 00:39:56,224 it's what best friends do. 744 00:39:58,499 --> 00:40:00,998 - Best friends? - Yeah. 745 00:40:04,856 --> 00:40:06,894 I don't believe you. 746 00:40:06,894 --> 00:40:08,455 Oh, come on. 747 00:40:08,455 --> 00:40:11,402 It's me. Hal. 748 00:40:11,402 --> 00:40:14,050 It's your old pal Hal. 749 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:17,490 You know me. I wouldn't hurt anybody. 750 00:40:18,394 --> 00:40:19,849 Come on. 751 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:23,176 Let's go over to your place. 752 00:40:23,176 --> 00:40:24,961 Let's order a pizza. 753 00:40:24,961 --> 00:40:27,308 Have it sliced ten ways. 754 00:40:27,308 --> 00:40:29,452 - Maybe polish some rocks. - Okay. 755 00:40:29,452 --> 00:40:30,427 Okay. 756 00:40:30,427 --> 00:40:32,530 But I'm gonna need that gun. 757 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:35,148 Hands up, you freak. 758 00:40:37,353 --> 00:40:39,026 So it really is loaded? 759 00:40:39,026 --> 00:40:40,059 Yes. 760 00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:43,338 Drop the gun! Drop the gun now! 761 00:40:43,538 --> 00:40:45,461 Step away from my friend. 762 00:40:47,419 --> 00:40:49,948 Turn around. Against the wall. 763 00:41:00,271 --> 00:41:01,777 You okay? 764 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:11,457 Uh, I'll take Pearl Jam. Good seats? 765 00:41:11,457 --> 00:41:14,381 No, I'm sorry. They're right next to the stage. 766 00:41:14,381 --> 00:41:18,249 Okay, that leaves Disney on ice and women's volleyball. 767 00:41:18,249 --> 00:41:19,835 I'll take women's volleyball. 768 00:41:19,835 --> 00:41:22,386 - Are you sure? - Oh, yeah. 769 00:41:22,749 --> 00:41:24,351 Okay. 770 00:41:26,787 --> 00:41:28,757 Hey. Wanna go? 771 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:32,732 With you? Me and you? Why? 772 00:41:32,732 --> 00:41:36,114 We don't need a reason. We're friends. 773 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:37,712 Okay. 774 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:39,661 Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. 775 00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:41,955 Listen, can we invite Hal, I mean, if he makes bail? 776 00:41:41,955 --> 00:41:43,577 Mr. Monk, he tried to kill you. 777 00:41:43,577 --> 00:41:44,845 No friendship is perfect. 778 00:41:44,845 --> 00:41:46,507 Mr. Monk, he murdered two people. 779 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,100 All right, I'll sit between you. 780 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,318 - You don't even have to talk to him. - No, forget it. 781 00:41:50,318 --> 00:41:53,774 Natalie. I'm punking you. That's what friends do. 782 00:41:53,774 --> 00:41:56,068 They punk each other. It's fun, isn't it? 783 00:41:56,068 --> 00:41:58,174 Now you see if you can punk me. 784 00:41:58,174 --> 00:42:00,034 - You have a smudge. - That's not funny. 785 00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:01,562 Don't, don't. 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