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So, Mr. Bruce, I assume
you are waiting to know if I will invest?

Well, I'd like to know
if I'm going to finish this film, yes.

I have looked into film finance,
and I believe the correct terminology is

first recoupment,
plus 10%% % of the adjusted gross.

Well, you drive a hard bargain.

I am not here to bargain with you,
Mr. Bruce. These are my conditions.

So, you'll invest?

I will not be rushed. I will enjoy my lunch,

listen to you all sucking up to me
some more,

and give you my decision in the morning.

A very enjoyable meal.

You will have my final answer
by the morning.

I have never wanted to take
someone's money quite as badly as this.

What an objectionable man.

Smile sweetly, boys.

- It's all too perfect.
- What was that?

I was saying it's all too perfect.
That is what is bothering me, huh?

I strive for perfection, you see,
but nothing is ever perfect,

apart from this fantastic situation
I have miraculously found myself in.

- I don't get you.
- I admit you've done very well.

It's hard to pull off a thing like this.

- You're all con artists.
- Eh?

Thank you for doing this, Albert.

It really means a lot.

Listen, a good concierge is hard to find.

It's a different world these days.
Computers, key cards...

I know. Is everybody else getting
younger or are we just getting older?

You ever thought of retiring?

Oh, heavens, no. Old grifters don't retire,

they just simply fade away and
try to con their way into the Pearly Gates.

We had some times though, didn't we?

Yes, we did, we did indeed.

So, what are you gonna do
with yourself, Harold?

My wife and I
were talking of moving to Benidorm.

Marvelous.

We put a few pounds aside.
Mostly from you.

That and our pension
should see us in good stead.

Well, if you're ever
sitting in a pub someday

and a likely looking mark walks in,
you've got my number, right?

It's a promise.

You know, Albert, there's one man
I wish we'd really got to.

Oh?

I have two sisters. They work for him.
Pardon my language, he's a bastard.

Kulvinda Samar.

So why didn't Harold
ever put him in a frame, then?

Well, he's based in Bradford,
but he travels to London once a month

and stays in one of those serviced
apartments that Harold took care of.

He's going to be there
for two weeks this trip.

What does he do, Albie?

Well, he runs a network of small factories
making counterfeit designer clothes.

Look! Are these bloody coffee stains?

No drinking. You are here to
bloody well work. Do you hear me?

Yeah. Otherwise known as sweatshops.

I've seen some of those places. I tell you,
you wouldn't keep your dog in them.

Harold had two of his sisters
working there.

So, where's he from then, this Samar?

He was lured to the U.K. In the '80s,
where Thatcher's Britain

made it a perfect climate for him
to set up his factories.

- How rich?
- Very.

- Well, that's a start, innit?
- Okay. How do we get to him?

Well, before he came to the U.K.,
he tried to become a Bollywood actor.

His father put a stop to this,
and Samar took over the family business.

His acting days filled him
with a passion for Bollywood films.

So Harold says he spends every weekend
sitting in cinemas.

The Angel Scam.

Not being funny here, kids. The last time
we did the movie investor con, I got shot.

Well, don't worry, Danny,

if anybody's going to pull the trigger
this time, it'll be one of us.

Great. So we'll just keep it
in the family, yeah?

Are you sure the Bollywood thing
is the way in, Albert?

I'd say so, yes.

Question. Anybody noticed
that none of us are Asian?

He's got a point.

I mean, do we know anything
about Bollywood films?

Well, not yet. But we will.

A word of warning.
Samar is a perfectionist.

So if we do this, it has to be perfect.

Well, perfect is exactly how I like things.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

Excuse me. I found this in the foyer,
and I thought it might be yours.

Oh, my goodness.
Thank you very much indeed.

- Did you see this picture?
- Yes, it's an extraordinary movie.

This guy's a bit of a control freak.

That's why I need the profit breakdowns
on the last half dozen Bollywood hits.

Names of actors, directors, everything.

And I want it all
when Albert brings this guy in.

How's this video going?

Yeah, I'm just re-grading it
to look like film.

It's a wedding video
I got off me mate Rocky.

You won't have more than
four or five minutes worth though.

Should be enough.

Bored, Danny?

Not much research needed
to be a chauffeur, is there?

- Maybe you should take up a hobby.
- Like what?

Knitting.

Gardening.

- Gardening?
- Yes.

- Danny, we don't have a garden.
- No, but listen up. My old nan,

she had a little flat,
she used to have loads of potted plants.

And when we were little,
we used to help her.

And what would you grow in these pots?

Herbs. Don't laugh.

Herbs?

Okay, flowers then.

Listen, you won't be laughing, mate,
when you got the sweet smell of begonias

and whatever wafting through the place.

- "Begonias and whatever."
- Yeah, he really knows his stuff, don't he?

- He's got all the technical terms.
- Oh, leave him alone.

- I think it'll be lovely.
- You don't have to patronize me, Stace.

All right. Maybe a little bit of patronizing.

What about the script?

Yeah, okay. Well, it's a lot of love stories,
boy meets girl, class differences,

family disapproves.

- Basically, Romeo and Juliet set in India?
- Yeah, more or less.

Yeah, I've taken a script about 10 years
old, changed the character names,

locations and stuff. I'll stick in
a few new scenes and bingo, yeah.

I saw one of them films once.

Yeah, I used to go out with an Indian bird.
Cracking bird.

Did this amazing thing with her...

We have a mark.

What's the matter with you, girl?
Don't you understand plain English?

Then listen,
I want the slipper delivered here.

Well, perhaps I should
contact your manager,

let him know how incompetent
his staff are.

Make sure that you do.

Samar thinks I'm Harry Kaplan,

a movie investor
who's been offered a script,

but I'm nervous
because it's a Bollywood movie.

So he's agreed to look at the script for me.

I told him the movie is
in mid-production and struggling for cash.

When he's read the script,
he wants to meet the producer.

Hello, Gerard Bruce,
Bruce Lightman Productions.

We have a room booked
to screen some rushes.

No. You're not down here.

I must be.
I've only booked it for a few minutes.

Maybe it's under the name of the film
Ocean's Thirteen?

- Ocean's Thirteen?
- Yeah, you've not heard of it?

- No.
- Okay, well, the Brad Pitt character...

- Rusty Ryan.
- Oh, are you a fan?

Oh, God, yeah.

Okay, well, Rusty Ryan goes it alone.
The whole film is just Brad.

Fan-bloody-tastic.

Look. I know there must have been
some sort of mix-up.

But I've got a couple of producers
arriving in a few minutes,

and if you could let us use a room,
I'd be very grateful.

I could call Brad.
Maybe you'd like to speak to him.

- Room two.
- Okay.

- Can I use this phone?
- Yeah.

Oh, God.

- Speak.
- Hi, Brad. It's Gerard.

- Brad?
- Yeah. What's the weather like over there?

Mickey, I know it's you.
Get to the point, son, all right?

I'm trying to pot me plants, all right?

No. No. Brad.

I get it, all right. I got to be Brad, yeah?

Is this like that game where they put
a sticker on me head,

- and I have to guess who I am, is that it?
- Yeah, that's right. That's right.

Listen. I've got a huge fan of yours here.

Yeah. She absolutely loved you
in Ocean's Eleven.

- Brad? Ocean's Eleven?
- Brad Pitt maybe?

Yeah, I know. Am I Brad Pitt maybe?

That's right.
Yeah, so look, as a favor to me,

would you mind having a chat?

No. Mick, don't put her on. Mickey, don't.

I can't do Brad Pitt. He sounds
like Donald Duck. Hi, how you doing?

Hi, how you...

- Hello?
- Hi, how you doing?

I'm fine.

What's your name, baby?

Alice.

- Do you know my mother's name is...
- Is Jane Pitt, yeah.

That's right. Jane.
But she had a dog called Alice.

Really? I'm so happy to talk to you.
I've got so many questions to ask.

- You got a lot of questions to ask me?
- Yeah.

Baby, you can ask me anything you want.

Well, I don't know. Maybe it's because
I haven't met the right man yet.

- Gerard Bruce, please.
- Room two. I'm talking to Brad Pitt.

No. Brad, what are you like?

Brad, I'm wearing pink ones.

Okay, put the lights on.

Gerard?

I'd like to introduce you
to Mr. Kulvinda Samar.

Gerard Bruce.

So, Harry, do we have a deal?

Well, as I tried to explain to you
on the phone,

Bollywood is not exactly my area,

but I've asked Mr. Samar
to help advise me

because he's something of an expert.

There is very little I don't know
about Bollywood, Mr. Bruce,

so I hope you are not wasting
my friend's time.

I never waste anyone's time, Mr. Samar.
My films make money.

And yet you have lost
one of your investors?

Yeah, well, I mentioned that one of
the backers had dropped out mid-shoot.

It happens. Harry, I really need you
to come through for me on this one.

Otherwise, I'm gonna have to
slash the budget,

cut scenes from the third act,
and lose two dance routines.

No, no, no.
A film is a thing of beauty, a story.

You can't chop it up
like it's a piece of chicken.

An Indian film is almost spiritual. It must
have a beginning, a middle and an end,

all as strong as each other.
It must be perfect.

Yes, but perfect costs money.

Mr. Samar tells me unless you have
established stars,

Bollywood films very rarely make money.

We are aiming this film
at the Western market.

No one will have any idea
who these stars are.

So, Mr. Bruce, who would you say
is the badshah of Bollywood?

Well, for me that would have to be
Shahrukh Khan.

And female?

I must confess a weakness
for Aishwarya Rai.

I see we have very similar tastes.

But this movie that you are shooting is
based in London, with a Western cast?

Well, mostly, yes.
But I think the key is to mix cultures.

I liked the script.

You liked the script?
Is there anything you haven't told him?

Well, as I said, it's not my area.

Okay, okay, look. The deal with
the other investor included a clause

which stipulated that his daughter
got a part in the film.

- Now, I could give you that.
- I don't have a daughter.

Well, then I'm sure there are lots
of willing, young starlets out there.

Harry, might get you laid.

Well, I don't think my wife
would approve of me getting laid.

This part you have offered,
has it been written?

- No, not yet.
- So it could be changed?

I guess so. Why?

- I was an actor.
- And...

And I'm a very wealthy man, Mr. Bruce.

If Mr. Kaplan decided not to invest,
perhaps I could consider it.

- Are you serious?
- Films are a great passion of mine.

Clearly, this is more in your area
than it is in mine.

And I'd be happy to have you take it
from here, if you want.

I would appreciate your advice.

Your experience in these matters
is far greater than mine.

How much do you need?

Well, we are �200,000 light
on a 1.6 million budget.

I am very particular
about the way I do business, Mr. Bruce.

I would need to visit your set,
meet your star and look at your accounts.

- No problem.
- And I shall be in your film.

You see, Mr. Bruce,
the art of doing the perfect business deal

is to find a man with limited options.
Have your accounts sent to me.

Ash? Find me a film set.
Let's take this man's money.

That's it. Now you stay here
where it's nice and warm, all right?

Daddy will come and feed you.
Yes, he will.

And you can grow nice and big
and flowery.

Yeah? And we can show
those little piss-takers

that Daddy is not a complete idiot.

Are you talking to yourself, Danny?

No, just talking to my seedlings.

Well, it's good enough
for Prince Charles, I suppose.

Exactly.

You know, this is a whole new side of you
I haven't seen before. I quite like it.

What, enough to get your kit off?

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Ignore her, she's got issues.

He went for us giving him a part
in the film, just like Albert said he would.

So, we're on.

Okay, so I've doctored
the production accounts

and schedules from East is East.

- Should do the trick.
- Great. Great.

So, what's he like?

Well, he's got this air about him
that everyone else is beneath him.

Unbelievable. Do you know
how many different roses there are?

- Go on. Surprise us.
- Thousands.

You can even make your own,
and you can name it yourself.

- Danny Blue rose.
- I preferred it when he was bored.

Wisteria can take
up to seven years to flower.

Really?

It's actually a member of the pea family.

Danny, Danny, we're in the middle
of a con. Could you please focus?

Yeah. So what's next, Mick?

Well, if he buys these accounts,
he'll want to see a film set.

Any joy?

Yeah, Rocky and the lads have
just finished a Spanish prisoner scam.

They know some guys in the market.

The trouble is,
I haven't got a camera or equipment.

I have faith in you.

Danny seems to have a lot of time
on his hands. He can get the limo.

- What?
- Limousine.

Danny, we have to do this properly.

Hey, lads, didn't anyone tell you
we broke early for lunch today?

- What? Since when?
- Since half hour ago.

Catering's down the block.
You know, I reckon you'll be lucky

if there's anything left by now.

Typical. We're always the last to know.
Cheers, mate.

All right. You'd better get a move on.
We're only taking an hour, yeah.

- Samar, good morning.
- Everything is ready?

Yes, yes, the cast and crew
are expecting you. Shall we?

All right, lads, set up over there,
quick as you can.

All right, everyone know
what they're doing, Rock?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.
So, who's the mark?

Well, he's a guy called Kulvinda Samar.

- What makes all the schnide gear?
- Yeah, you know him?

Oh, I know people who work for him,
two quid an hour and abuse on tap.

Yeah, well, give him some back, then, eh?

Oh, listen, before I forget,
you got me sister's wedding DVD?

- She's doing her nut.
- Oh, yeah, mate. It's in the car.

Okay, so I've got half a dozen
grifters milling around,

the rest are civilians, but they're sweet,
they think it's a real film shoot.

- Top man.
- Here comes your leading man.

- Yeah? He good?
- He's the only actor I could find.

But he's got a stutter,
so don't let anyone talk to him.

He's got a what?

Okay, people. Let's go again.
I want energy this time. Come on!

J.P., J.P., one moment, please. Sorry.

Kulvinda Samar. This is our director, J.P.

Hi. Nice to meet you. We're just
setting up for the opening sequence.

This looks like a real Indian market.

- Yeah, well, that's the general idea.
- And it's all very colorful.

Well, J.P. Is a perfectionist.

Can you mess those cloth boards up a bit?

This is supposed to be
a genuine Indian market, thank you.

Of course, for a true Bollywood movie,
you would need an elephant.

Here's our star, Collette Silver.

While she's getting ready,
let me tell you about the setup.

This is the scene where they first meet.
They spot each other over a stall.

He hides, so he can watch her.

He's a street urchin, she's a princess,
so it's strictly out of bounds.

But he's consumed with love.

As she passes,
he takes his chance and he jumps.

Okay, first positions, please.
Let's do it again.

So, Mr. Samar...

Kulvinda, have you seen enough?

It would look better with an elephant.

- I'll talk to J.P.
- Good. We will discuss it over lunch.

Bring the woman.

Drop us off at the restaurant.
Hey, find me an elephant.

- Elephant?
- Problem?

No. You want African or Indian?

Indian. I knew that.

- All right, lads, how was lunch?
- It was awful, mate.

Yeah? Well, I'll give it a miss then.

- So, which one's got the big ears then?
- It's African, innit?

- I thought it was the Indian?
- No, it's definitely African.

'Cause I remember from watching Tarzan
when I was little.

- So, I want an elephant with little ears.
- What's going on?

- Mickey wants an elephant.
- Yeah?

Well, it might pull on the lead a bit
when you take it for a walk.

Give us a beer, Ed, would you?

- Couldn't help us out, could you?
- No. You're right, I couldn't.

- Come on, Ash, you're the fixer.
- No. Mickey asked you, mate.

All right, well, do us a favor,
give us a clue. Where do I start?

- Transport.
- Yeah?

Yeah, well, if you do find one, you'll have
to find a way of moving it, won't you?

Where the bleeding hell
am I gonna find an elephant in London?

The zoo.

Funny enough, Eddie,
I don't think they hire them out.

There's a circus on the Heath.

A circus. Yes.

Please tell me
he's not really gonna nick an elephant.

Can I get you anything?

Yes, you can get me the "sir"
you dropped from that sentence.

- Sorry, can I get you anything, sir?
- A bottle of Pinot Noir, chilled.

- No more than 61 degrees.
- Sir.

So, Samar,
how long are you in London for?

- Three or four days.
- On business?

Yes.

You want me to share the details
of my business with you?

I'm just making conversation.

I work hard in the world of commerce,
Mr. Bruce,

which allows me to indulge
in my love of beautiful things.

Indian cinema is one of those things,

and that is all
you need to concern yourself with.

So, Ms. Silver, where did you train?

I studied at
the Film and Television Institute in Pune.

Impressive.

Gerard tells me
that you're investing in our film.

Did he?
That was very presumptuous of him.

I said it was a possibility.

- You know, I was an actor once.
- Really?

- In my youth.
- Why did you stop?

My father was a businessman.

I felt I should follow in his footsteps.

That's a pity.
Maybe we could have worked together.

Samar may be in our film.
The princess' uncle.

Oh, I didn't know I had one.

Well, the writers are working on it
right now.

But, see, your character is an orphan,
and she has to go back to her home town

to ask her uncle for permission to marry...

Which, of course, he does not give.

Until the young boy proves himself.

- So, there are many lines?
- Oh, yes.

So, Mr. Bruce, I assume
you are waiting to know if I will invest?

Well, I'd like to know
if I'm going to finish this film, yes.

I have looked into film finance,
and I believe the correct terminology is

first recoupment,
plus 10%% % of the adjusted gross.

Well, you drive a hard bargain.

I am not here to bargain with you,
Mr. Bruce. These are my conditions.

So, you'll invest?

I will not be rushed. I will enjoy my lunch,

listen to you all sucking up to me
some more,

and give you my decision in the morning.

A very enjoyable meal.

You will have my final answer
by the morning.

I have never wanted to take
someone's money quite as badly as this.

What an objectionable man.

Smile sweetly, boys.

Excuse me, your wallet?

J.P. 's a perfectionist.

Can you mess those cloth boards up a bit?

This is supposed to be
a genuine Indian market, thank you.

Here's our star, Collette Silver.

I studied at
the Film and Television Institute in Pune.

Okay, put the lights on.

I believe the correct terminology is

first recoupment,
plus 10%% % of the adjusted gross.

You drive a hard bargain.

- It's all too perfect.
- What was that?

I was saying it's all too perfect.
That is what is bothering me, huh?

I strive for perfection, you see,
but nothing is ever perfect,

apart from this fantastic situation
I have miraculously found myself in.

- I don't get you.
- I admit you've done very well.

It's hard to pull off a thing like this.

- You're all con artists.
- Eh?

I'm not a hero. I'm not a working-class
hero. I'm just a regular guy.

Anybody would have dived
through that window screen,

and at that point my life was going,
but I found the strength,

an inner strength.
I saved the old lady and the kittens.

Oh, my family are here.

I'll have that bed bath later, Kimberley.
Thanks for listening, darling. Bye.

- Hello, son.
- It wasn't my fault.

Danny, you drove into a stationary vehicle.

Yeah, that bit was my fault.

It wasn't my fault that Samar
has worked out we're con artists.

- Albert.
- Yes. Yes.

- Samar is onto us.
- Oh, everything's fine.

- He may go to the police.
- No, he won't. He's got amnesia.

What?

I'm not a hero. I'm not a working-class
hero. I'm just a regular guy.

I'll get the doctor, Mr. Samar.

Mr. Samar, you're sitting up.

Doctor?

Yes. Yes.

Oh, Doctor.

- Are you a relative?
- No, no, no. I'm...

I'm sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

A doctor with Mr. Samar's
private medical insurers, Gold Service.

Could I have a word with you?

What exactly is the problem?

Retrograde or short-term amnesia.

- Yeah, go on.
- Well, it's short-term memory loss.

He has no recollection of new information
he learned before the accident.

- How close to the accident?
- Well, the doctor said a couple of weeks.

Brilliant. So, he almost had us,
only he can't remember it?

Yeah, it appears so.

Although this is temporary amnesia.

I mean, his memory could come back
at any moment.

Oh, so, that's it then?

You know, I hate to lose this one, Michael.

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah, well, let's face it.
It's over, so, let's cut and run.

- Yeah, well, he deserves to be conned.
- Albert's right.

Accident or not,
Samar's a nasty piece of work.

- So, you don't like him?
- No.

Well, then you're letting your emotions
get involved, ain't you?

Third rule of the con,
don't get involved personally.

No, no, no. That's the fourth rule.

- Well, what's the third rule then?
- Do you mind? I'm thinking.

We promised Harold we'd do it.

No. Wait, no one's ever done this.

- Oh, no, come on. Steady, mate.
- Done what?

Played the same con twice
on the same mark.

Yeah, for a very good reason.

But think of it.
To be the first to play a double-con.

Same pitch, same mark. It's brilliant.

Well, it's genius if we can pull it off.

Well, if we can't do it, nobody can.

If we do this,
we have to condense it. Right?

Like I said, if he gets his memory back,
we're knackered.

So we cut corners.

What we really have to do
is figure out how he guessed.

I mean, what did we do wrong?

Ah, he did say something before the crash.

Would you like to share it with the group?

He said, "Everything is too perfect."

Too perfect?

Well, Michael,
you might take it as a compliment.

Well, that's it.

We pulled out all the stops on this one.
That's what made him suspicious.

Yeah, yeah, we made the whole thing
too good to be true.

A man who strives for perfection

is the one person
who should know it doesn't exist.

So, we do the con again,

but make things less perfect.

Yes.

Well, believe me, this will be
the first and last time I say this sentence.

Let's all do our jobs.

This time, try not to be so perfect.

Am I going home?

Yes, you may recover some memory
if you're in familiar surroundings.

- You're the doctor.
- Yes, I am.

That'll do nicely.

Anything?

This is definitely my room.
I like beautiful things.

Well, it's a start.

I couldn't tell you
what's in any of the cupboards.

- Oh, it's good, though.
- It is?

Yes. Now you know
you appreciate beauty.

That means your long-term memory
is still intact.

It's just your short-term
that's had damage.

What does that mean?

Well, your short-term
is what you've learned most recently.

It hasn't been ingrained on your mind yet.

That makes sense.
I can remember arriving here.

And factories, I had to visit the factory.
I was on a buying trip.

Well, we can do things
to trigger your memory.

Make it come back more quickly.

Your desk there,
see if there's anything familiar there.

I know her.

Gerard Bruce, I don't recognize it.

Bruce? Seems familiar.
I think he's a film producer.

Very successful.

Perhaps you were working with him.
Do you have any interest in films?

Yes, I love films.

Well, let's give him a call,
see if we can fill in the gaps.

You know, I think I must have
made a mistake with my life.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

In the hospital, everyone had visitors,
loved ones who were worried about them.

Yet, no one was there for me.

Why was that?

Maybe we should call this Gerard Bruce.
Go and meet him. He might be a friend.

I think that's a very good idea.

What time is it in Malibu now?

- Malibu, it's eight hours earlier.
- Oh, he probably hasn't got up yet.

Room two.

- Hello?
- Hey, Alice.

Oh, Brad. Tell me where you are.

I'm just having a little coffee now,
you know, looking out over the ocean.

Waves are crashing against the rocks,
and, God, this sun is so golden today.

- God, that sounds beautiful.
- Oh, it's really beautiful, baby.

- I wish I could be there with you.
- So, what are you wearing?

Well, not very much.

You still got that little pink number?

- I might have.
- Oh, baby, you got anything in black?

Okay, put the lights on.

- Samar, how are you?
- Gerard?

Yeah, yeah,
I heard about the accident, mate.

Have a seat, go on, have a seat,
take the weight off.

Stop it there, please.

So, how're you feeling?

A little strange.

- I'm sorry, I...
- You don't remember me?

- No. Not really. It's the accident.
- Yeah, think nothing of it.

You must be Samar's doctor.
We spoke on the phone.

Yes, yes, can I ask
how recently did you two meet?

Well, it was only a few days ago.
We had lunch yesterday, remember?

No, it's my short-term memory.

I'm having trouble
remembering the last few days.

Okay, then, let me get you up to speed
with where we were.

You'd offered yourself as an investor
in our film.

It was only a small amount,
but the yield should be relatively high.

- I love films.
- Yeah, we'd written you a part.

I was an actor?

Yeah, and you loved the script,
and you agreed to invest.

- I did?
- �200,000.

Oh, well, I have that kind of money.

Now here's the scary part.
Now, we're in a bit of a rush.

- So, we need the cash.
- I see.

- Can I ask you something, Mr. Bruce?
- Yeah, of course.

Are we friends?

- Sorry?
- You and I? Are we friends?

We only met a few days ago, so, yeah,
I'd like to think we were friends, yeah.

- But only because I have money?
- No, no, no.

It doesn't matter.

I have agreed to invest,
I will get you your money.

Fantastic.

- And I will be in your film?
- Absolutely.

Can I see the set?

- So you need cameras and a limo again?
- No. Keep it simple. Remember last time.

- Yeah, I've downgraded the website.
- Good.

- So, this is really gonna work.
- Well, he's already agreed to invest.

We just keep him on-line
until we get the money.

It's strange though,
Samar seems different.

- How so?
- Well, less obnoxious.

- I found that.
- Maybe he's forgot he's an arsehole.

Maybe.

Yeah, well, right now,
we've got bigger things to worry about.

If Samar gets his memory back
before we do this,

we're in serious trouble.

Hi, I thought you might like
some company on your visit to the set.

Yes, please come in.

I love movies, too.

You know, last night, Doctor,
I had a dream about you.

- Did you?
- Yes.

But in the dream,
you were not a real doctor.

- Really?
- Really.

You see, everything was a film set,
and you were just an actor.

Like Dr. Kildare.

Well, the mind can do this, mixes
everything up, tries to make sense of it.

I suppose so, but it was so real.

The mind is a powerful thing.

Come.

Hey.

Samar.

- A good day to make movies?
- I hope so.

- You don't mind if I join you?
- No, no, of course not, of course not.

I thought we'd grab lunch
before we headed to the film set.

Do I know you?

I picked you up a few days ago, Mr. Samar.
Don't you remember?

- No, sorry.
- Please.

Well done, Danny, good.

Please tell me that is not
the Lord Mayor's flag on the top.

Mickey, I mean, what do you take me for?

Stop.

Pull in, pull in.

This is my factory.

- What do we do?
- Wait here.

Samar?

All right, lads, same again.
We've got about an hour.

This is a nice place.

It's basic, but I've got a budget to think of.

So, Mr. Bruce.
Tell me more about your film.

Well, it's basically a typical
Bollywood love story, you know.

- Shot in London and with a Western cast.
- Interesting.

In fact, I've asked our star,
Collette Silver, to join us here for lunch.

- The photograph.
- Sorry?

Well, she signed a photograph for me.

- She's very beautiful.
- Oh, yeah, she is, huh?

- What can I get you gents?
- Well, what do you got?

Pies.

We've got pork, steak and kidney and eel.
All with mash and peas.

Could you give us another minute,
please, waiter?

- Are you all right, Kulvinda?
- Yes, oh, I'm sorry.

Bits of this are coming back to me.

It's so hard to focus.

This film. Do you have an elephant?

- No, mate, the budget wouldn't allow it.
- Pity. You should reconsider.

Well, the decision's already been made.
I'm sorry.

Oh, here's... Here's Collette now.

Collette, you remember Kulvinda?

Of course I do.
I heard about your accident.

Please, please sit.

- And this is Doctor...
- Munro.

Just in case it affects your choice,
I've just had a word with the chef

and eel's off.

Phone.

- In the film, you have an uncle.
- Yes.

- You need his permission to marry.
- That's right.

That must be
from my short-term memory, Doctor.

- Ah, yes. Oh, yes, of course.
- Then it must be coming back.

- What?
- Eddie. Eddie, calm down.

All I want you to do is pop over to the flat,
yeah? Just give them a little bit of water.

Not too much, all right? Okay.

And you have to talk to them.

What do you mean talk to them?
Have you gone mad?

Eddie, Eddie, listen. Just, I don't know,
tell them one of your scout stories.

They go on a bit, don't they?

- So, Mr. Bruce, how many songs?
- Eleven.

The songs are my favorite part.
I often fast-forward the dialogue bits.

Give me a brightly colored
dance scene any day, huh?

- I was an actor once.
- Really?

- No more.
- Oh, that's a pity.

You know,
something strange has happened.

What's that?

Since the accident,
everyone seems so familiar.

It's a feeling I haven't known
very much in my life.

A feeling of being amongst friends.

So, where did you study
to become an actress?

Oh, I went to a very small school.
I doubt you would have heard of it.

Acting was my dream.
My father thought I was wasting my life.

Let's just say
that he beat some sense into me.

But you, you must follow your dream.

Don't let anyone take that away from you.

I won't.

Because I have little recollection
of recent events,

it has forced me to look back over my life.

Last night I saw my whole life,
stretching back to the point at which

I was forced to leave my dream
and join my father's business.

I fear that bitterness has made me
not a very nice man.

- I'm sure that's not true.
- Oh, but it is.

The factory we visited, those people.

They had such hate in their eyes.

Still, with friends around him,
a man can change, huh?

So come, let us visit your set.

And I will arrange for the money
to finish your film.

- Something about this does not feel right.
- No.

- You think he's playing with us?
- I don't know.

Well, this is a hell of a time to find out.

J.P.

Hi, listen, you wanna stand by?
We're all ready.

- Okay, I'll just go to the booth, then.
- Okay.

- J.P.
- Yeah.

Samar, I don't suppose
you remember our director, J.P.?

Sorry. No.

Oh, don't worry,
at least you've got an excuse.

I can never remember anyone's name,
and I've not even been in an accident.

- And this is Dr. Munro.
- How do you do?

It appears that you might have been here
before. Do you remember anything?

It's hard to say. It all seems familiar, but...

I've been to a lot of markets.

Where is your camera?

It's on the roof.
We're getting the long shots first,

before the main crew arrive tomorrow.
Right, number ones, everybody, please.

Okay, everyone, let's wrap this one up.

And action!

- What's he saying?
- Didn't hear a word.

- Charity?
- I don't believe it.

He was the perfect mark.

Well, the old Samar was the perfect mark,
but this is a very different person.

So, what do we do now?

Well, however we got here,
we're about to break our code

- and con a good man.
- Well, Harold is a good man, too.

I'm sure he would rather have
a changed Samar and lose a few pounds.

It's not even a fair fight anymore.

Yeah, so, what's next then,
mugging old ladies?

- We can't do this.
- I agree.

You are joking?

No, Danny, I'm not joking.
I mean, look at him. He's sick.

You're giving up 200 grand and he's sick?

We walk away.

Cut!

Come. Let's all go and celebrate
this wonderful film.

You, too, my friend.

Oh, I'll just... I'll just get this
and join you upstairs later, all right?

- Yeah, Bruce, yeah.
- Come in. Come in.

Well, when?

Everyone.

- Is everything all right?
- No, I've got something to tell you.

And I have something to tell you.

- Oh?
- Just something I remembered.

But, please, you go first.

Well, it seems there's been a fire
at the processing lab,

and all our film's gone up in smoke.

Tell me you're joking.

Well, we can re-shoot everything,
can't we?

No. By the time the insurance comes
through, and we've got a new crew,

and we find new locations...

Yeah, it'll take two years, minimum.

I think we should just cut our losses.

Good thing you didn't invest, eh?

Yes, indeed.

So, what were you going to tell me?

Oh.

It doesn't matter.

So, what'll you do?

First, I will take care of the people
I have mistreated here.

Then I will sell my business
and go back to India, to acting school.

- Follow my dream.
- Good for you.

Bye.

Bollywood princess.

You like plants?

Yeah, yeah, you know, just in a small way.

Then you must take it with you.

- No, I can't.
- Please. I can't take it with me.

It's an orchid. It's very rare,
a thing of great beauty.

It's called a lady's slipper.

You see how the petals
are completely symmetrical? Perfect.

I've waited a long time
to own one of those.

But it doesn't seem so important now.

Please, take it.

Thank you.

I suggest you make it an early night.

Doctor's orders.

You know, I'm glad we didn't
double-con him. Nice bloke.

Oh, you've changed your tune.

Listen, if he can turn over a new leaf,
so can I.

Bump on the head must have had
more impact than we thought.

So, all's well that ends well.

- Except we're out of pocket.
- Then, you better find us a new mark.

Let's have another drink.

Anyway, I'm gonna get off for home.

Get this little baby to bed.
Introduce her to the others.

Okay, so now you're officially
freaking me out.

- Go on, stay and have another.
- No, you're all right, son. Bit knackered.

See you later, bye.

Oh, here, Danny.
You forgot your magazine.

Am I hearing things

or did Danny Blue just leave a bar early
to go and check his pot plants?

Oh, look, there's a picture
of Danny's orchid. The lady's slipper.

I'm surprised he hasn't cut it out
to stick it by his bed.

Oh, it won't last. This is Danny
we're talking about, remember?

The perfect orchid.

One was sold at Christie's last week.

For �30,000.

Oi, taxi!

Oi, you plonker!

- Danny?
- We saw the magazine, Danny.

- It's mine. He gave it to me, didn't he?
- Thirty grand? You dodgy git.

You ain't taking the piss
about me gardening now, are you?

- Danny?
- No.

Mayfair, please.

- Danny?
- No, you had your chance!

This is very silly, Danny.