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"Drawings from 30,000 years ago
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in which people use erotic toys
for sexual pleasure have been found.
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This shows that sex toys
were invented long before the wheel."
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Óscar?
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You took my toothbrush again, honey.
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Sorry.
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I hope you start using yours, honey.
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Mmh.
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That's what they are made for.
I love it.
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You should shave that beard.
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What? You don't like it?
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I thought I'd grow
a long, long, Viking beard.
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Can't you take anything seriously?
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If you don't shave,
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then I won't shave my legs
for a long time.
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- You won't? I'll help you...
- Óscar, stop! Please!
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Hey, give me that back!
What are you doing?
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Enough! That's enough!
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He started it!
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- Come on, boys!
- I don't care who started it!
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- I don't care!
- Please, listen to your mother.
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You're of great help, comrade.
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You know what?
I really need a full-time nanny.
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Babysitting is a form
of modern slavery
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caused by capitalist exploitation,
Bárbara.
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Why should we need a housemaid?
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You are exploiting me for free.
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Please verify that your cell phones
are switched off.
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We remind you that its use
is now prohibited.
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Thanks.
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Just give me a second.
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Does little Óscar want
to come out and play?
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Not tonight, honey.
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It was a long day.
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Come on.
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I spent all day thinking about you
and all we could do.
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Guess what I want you to do to me?
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Shit!
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I can't sleep.
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Babe, my jaw is getting numb!
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Lend me a hand here, come on.
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I know. I'm sorry.
I'm kind of absent-minded.
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I'm sorry. Mmh.
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I visited my naturopath friend.
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She mentioned that ginseng
and pomegranate juice
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is good for this...
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Okay. Then let's drink
pomegranate and ginseng juice.
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- Come on. Keep going.
- Mom, I want to pee!
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Oops! Too late.
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Excuse me, sir.
You need to go back to your seat.
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Just a minute, please.
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Now, sir.
We're about to land.
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THE GAME OF KEYS
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On days like this,
I'd love to be you, hon.
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Why?
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I'd rather be traveling
and planning weddings than...
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It's not that simple.
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To be honest,
traveling is so stressful.
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Have I already packed...?
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My toothbrush.
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I finally got the DJ's confirmation.
Soundcheck is at 4:00 p.m.
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Please, tell him he should start
with "Para tu Amor."
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That's what the couple requested.
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- I'll remind him.
- Look at them! Sweet!
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They don't even stop for air...
How do they do it?
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Adriana?
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- Sergio?
- I can't fucking believe it!
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Weren't you in the States?
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I was. But I got bored
and now I'm back home.
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This is Siena, my girlfriend.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
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- She's Bárbara, my business partner.
- Hi.
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- Adri, we need to go.
- I know.
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Are you still seeing Óscar?
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- Great.
- Come on, Adri.
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We should hang out some day.
I'll be here in Mexico.
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- I'll give you my card...
- Adri, please.
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I'm coming.
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Here. You can call me anytime.
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Bring Óscar and everyone else,
including your partner.
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I will. Text me.
We'll arrange something.
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Okay.
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Sergio?
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- Who's that cute guy?
- An old friend from school.
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Boys in your school were hotter
than the ones in mine.
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I wouldn't say that.
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But he was one of the hottest.
He had a new girlfriend every week.
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He seemed happy to see you again.
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We were good friends.
He felt like he could open up to me.
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- And you wouldn't open up to him?
- Bárbara!
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- "Open up to me, Adri."
- Stop it! It's so embarrassing.
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- This way.
- Which way?
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This way. Hurry, we're late!
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Therefore what God
has joined together,
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let no one separate.
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Rings, please.
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I can really get emotional
with all this.
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So much love is overwhelming.
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- We did a hell of a job, didn't we?
- We did.
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I love my job!
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You may kiss the bride.
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Hurrah to the bride and groom!
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I'LL SEE YOU ALL
AT MY PLACE ON THURSDAY.
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I'LL LET THEM KNOW.
SEE YOU.
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Are you sure
you don't want something stronger?
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No, dear. I'm fine.
I want to keep my mind sharp.
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My friend Sergio texted me.
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He's inviting us for dinner
on Thursday. Save the date.
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- Why me?
- Please, come with me.
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Óscar hates those parties.
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Okay, I'm in.
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It's a good excuse
to get rid of the kids for a while.
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- I know.
- Cheers!
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Cheers to the bride and groom!
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Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!
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- Don't you miss it?
- What?
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All that romance?
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I thought you and Óscar were happy.
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Yes, we are happy. Sure.
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I couldn't have found
a better husband and dad for Mica.
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It's just that sometimes...
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I wish he wasn't so obsessed
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with being so him all the time.
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You know?
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When Leo and I moved in together...
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I had an orgasm
just listening to his voice.
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Óscar was all over me all day
when we were at school.
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Then we got married, and he stopped.
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It's a coincidence that we bumped
into Sergio Morales earlier.
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Are you sure you didn't like him?
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Of course I liked him!
All the girls liked him!
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But just as friends.
We had nothing in common.
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We would've never worked together.
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Why are you bringing him up?
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I didn't. You brought him up.
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Did I?
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Well, maybe I did.
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Have you ever fantasized
about being unfaithful?
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No.
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I haven't. I wouldn't cheat on Óscar.
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That's your destiny.
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Too horny for a wife,
too faithful for a slut.
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I'll have those words tattooed
on my ass.
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Great!
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Have a drink with me.
Gabriel, give us a tequila.
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I'll drink it, then.
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Come on.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Hi, honey!
- Hi, there.
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The wedding was great.
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Everything came out perfect.
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It didn't rain,
although it was forecasted.
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It was supposed to be pouring.
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- How did things go for you?
- Good!
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God, what a mess!
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Shoot now. Just shoot! Run now!
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- Just run, guys. Hurry.
- Want an orange?
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Yes.
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Guys, please. Go to your right.
We'll attack from there.
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Shoot! Run now!
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Mom! You scared the hell out of me!
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You scared me to death.
Why did you do that?
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What did I do?
We were chatting.
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-You scared me to death.
- Didn't you want an orange?
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No.
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I'm back, guys.
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- Mica, have you seen...?
- Dad! I reached the Heroic level.
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I swear.
I just need to kill one guy.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Watch!
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"Hello!
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Welcome home.
How was your flight?
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And the wedding?"
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I missed you.
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- I was gone only two days.
- But I missed you.
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The house isn't the same without you.
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I feel sad when you are away.
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Listen.
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Guess who we ran into at the airport.
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- Who?
- Sergio Morales.
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From school?
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I remember him.
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I thought he was in the States,
working as an extra, right?
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As Ryan Gosling's double?
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Yeah. But he's back home.
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He invited us for dinner...
on Thursday?
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I don't feel like it.
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We're not going, are we?
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- Look.
- Why not?
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Well...
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It could be fun.
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I know Sergio was
kind of an asshole, but...
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- Kind of?
- Everybody is invited.
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It might be nice
to do something new.
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Mica, help me here.
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I'm dying, help me.
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Everyone's going
with their spouses,
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and I'll be alone
if you're not coming.
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Or I can stay home, if you want.
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Jesus!
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Okay, we're going.
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Just a couple of hours.
It's not like I want you to miss it.
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I love you!
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Mom, that's so gross!
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Weren't you supposed
to be killing dragons?
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They're soul-eating giants,
and I've already killed them all.
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I'm trying to be a super cool mom,
but it isn't working at all.
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You need to be more patient.
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Oh, my God!
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Just be patient.
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Mica has the soul of an artist,
just like me.
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But Óscar doesn't have
a hint of artistic genius
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and they get along a lot better.
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It's like having
two teenagers at home.
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Men never grow up.
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By the way, I forgot
to tell you that I ran into...
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Sergio Morales at the airport.
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- Sergio from school?
- That's right.
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- Wasn't he Tom Cruise's guru?
- I don't know.
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He was making out with his girlfriend
Vienna, Siena, whatever.
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She's named after an Italian village.
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- And is he still cute?
- Well...
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You'll see him on Thursday,
he invited us for dinner.
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I can't. We're attending a concert.
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Come on, Gaby! You must come.
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It's a school reunion.
You can't miss it.
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Wait.
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- What are you laughing at?
- I've just remembered...
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Remember when you found out
Sergio liked Nicole Kidman
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and you dyed your hair red?
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I just got some red highlights.
And they looked great on me.
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You even had curls on your hair.
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I want you to come and meet
his girlfriend who's like Megan Fox,
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nothing to do with Nicole Kidman.
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I'm just curious now.
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I'll try to persuade Valentín,
but you know him.
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- Hi, there!
- Hi, honey!
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Hello, darling.
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How are you?
Oh, hello, baby girl!
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What's up, my baby girl?
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Hey.
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- How was your day?
- Fine.
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I trained with Adriana
and came back to work.
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How was your work out/gossip session?
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- It was a gossip session indeed.
- Really?
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Adriana bumped into
her old high school crush.
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He was at school with us
and then went on to travel the world.
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- Maybe you know him.
- Who's that guy?
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He invited us for dinner at his place
on Thursday, and I said yes.
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- Shall we go?
- It's Schubert's piano concert.
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- Fuck! I forgot.
- You did?
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I did.
253
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,184
And I said yes.
254
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,724
It's okay.
I'll tell Adriana we can't go.
255
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,604
It would've been fun, though.
It's been years since we last met.
256
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,771
- What?
- You win. Come here!
257
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,937
We'll hang out with your friends
and go to the concert some other day.
258
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,107
- Are you sure?
- Is that okay with you?
259
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,744
It is. I love you.
260
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,156
- Do you feel like dinner?
- Dinner?
261
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,949
Yes. Open a bottle of wine.
I'll be with you in a minute.
262
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,664
Come on, girl.
263
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,500
Let's have dinner.
264
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,631
- Leave my brother alone!
- Put that bow down!
265
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,380
- Leave him alone!
- You're going to get hurt!
266
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,586
- I can't smell your cologne.
- No. I'm fine.
267
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,629
- Did you wear your cologne?
- I did.
268
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,310
God!
269
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,849
Bárbara, come on. Let's go.
270
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,983
Come here.
Stop throwing stuff at each other.
271
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:24,978
Listen. I have lemon popsicles.
If you behave, you can have one.
272
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:26,904
Are you sure?
273
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,537
Do you hear that?
274
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,620
It's complete silence.
275
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,245
I don't care what you think.
We're getting a full-time nanny.
276
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,630
Bárbara, you know
how I feel about that.
277
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,338
Leo, I love you. But I'm not happy.
278
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,932
And this has to change.
279
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,262
Either we get a full-time nanny,
280
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,639
or I swear I'll leave you alone
with the kids.
281
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,559
What do you think?
282
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,766
Adriana is here.
283
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,703
It's funny that she's always driving.
284
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,578
- Óscar can't drive or what?
- He can.
285
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,702
- Hey!
- Hi.
286
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,921
We all arrived at the same time.
We are in sync.
287
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,794
- Couldn't have come out better.
- We all arrived at the same time.
288
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,463
- What did you get?
- Some pasta.
289
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,916
- Yummy! That's a cake?
- No. It's a sculpture.
290
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,837
- Hi, Barbs.
- How are you?
291
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,255
- Hey!
- Gaby.
292
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,969
- Hi, Leo.
- Hi, Barbs. How are you?
293
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,678
Did she make it?
294
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,175
-Hello, guys. Welcome.
295
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:39,805
How is it going?
296
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,313
How's it going, Morales?
You haven't changed, buddy!
297
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,397
You too, man! How are doing?
298
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,819
Well, you're kind of chubby now.
299
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,492
Hi. Nice to see you again.
300
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,572
- Adriana, you look beautiful.
- Thanks.
301
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,873
- Do you remember Gaby?
- Sure.
302
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,751
- Hi! It's been a long time!
- I know.
303
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,538
- This is my husband, Valentín.
- Nice to meet you.
304
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,503
- You too. Associate. How are you?
- Hi.
305
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,211
- This is Leo, my husband.
- Hi.
306
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,302
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having us over.
307
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,258
Thank you for coming.
Come in, please.
308
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,008
Thanks.
309
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,971
Leave my wife's salad alone.
310
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,306
- It's pasta.
- It's Christmas salad.
311
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,024
You must throw
some really good parties here.
312
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,356
Just like today, right?
313
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,739
It's so nice in here.
314
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,949
Hello! Welcome.
315
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,573
- Hi.
- Mezcal anybody?
316
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,703
- Yes, please.
- This is Siena, my girlfriend.
317
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,745
They are Bárbara, Leo,
Gaby, Valentín,
318
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,499
Adriana, and Óscar.
319
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,668
- Okay. Just to warm up.
- Cheers!
320
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,303
Cheers.
321
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,167
- Where is mine?
- Right here, babe.
322
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,096
- You have a nice apartment.
- Thanks.
323
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,936
It's actually a friend's.
He's in New York and let us stay.
324
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,481
- But yes, it's incredible.
- Until we find our own place.
325
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,111
But it's okay.
326
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,281
Let's go to the kitchen.
Make yourselves at home.
327
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,279
Are you okay?
328
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,494
This is for you.
It's fresh from the oven.
329
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,294
For me? It's a chocolate cake...
330
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,658
Not exactly.
331
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,329
- My God!
- It's based...
332
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,377
on old Peruvian fertility sculptures.
333
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,299
- I hope you like it.
- It's great.
334
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:34,168
Gaby is a unique sculptor,
but she's really good.
335
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,377
- You made it?
- Yes, I did.
336
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,098
My followers are going to love this.
337
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,258
Siena, please, give them a break.
338
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,598
Please, come here.
Let's start drinking.
339
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,602
I need to take a picture of this now!
340
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,359
Your skills have improved a lot.
341
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,610
Look at that!
342
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,202
Óscar, can you hand me
the wine bottle I left on the bar?
343
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,068
The boss has spoken.
344
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,657
Thank you.
345
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,657
Some pasta.
346
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,623
Thank you.
347
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,957
It's delicious.
I'll put them over here.
348
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,256
- Have a tequila with me.
- No. I'm fine with wine.
349
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,091
Really, I'm fine. I'll be back.
350
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,050
What are you doing?
351
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,513
- Don't you remember?
- What?
352
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:23,807
Right!
353
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,270
I love my sweetheart's ass!
354
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,112
Hi there, babe.
355
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,816
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
356
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,031
Behave yourself!
357
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,738
- It's so hard for me.
- Sure, I liked it.
358
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,283
Hey, man! Some mezcal for you.
359
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,867
- There you are!
- Cheers.
360
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,672
Adriana got really drunk that day.
361
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,879
You even puked.
But I took care of you.
362
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,842
...like this delicious wine
my comrade brought.
363
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,132
- It's been a long time.
- It's so cool.
364
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,718
Who wants some wine?
365
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:10,351
Remember that drink they served
at the club we used to go to?
366
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,942
Okay, enough!
367
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,863
Enough of your school experiences
that I don't fucking understand.
368
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,114
Please!
369
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:23,164
Let's play a game! Valentín, hand me
those cups behind you, please.
370
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,787
What kind of game?
371
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,794
What kind of game?
372
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,869
- "Never Have I Ever."
- How do you play it?
373
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,459
What do you mean?
374
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,786
In his school days,
375
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,705
Valentín used
to play Monopoly with real houses.
376
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:40,381
- Shut up, you communist.
- It's not that difficult.
377
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,966
When it's your turn, you say,
"Never have I ever whatever..."
378
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,216
Whoever answers yes gets a shot.
379
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,769
- Okay. I'll go first.
- Great.
380
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,479
So, never have I ever...
381
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,770
been to Acapulco.
382
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,364
What you meant was,
"Never have I ever ...
383
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,115
- had sex with a donkey in Acapulco."
- Right!
384
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,750
Well, you know my secret now.
Cheers!
385
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,166
Disgusting! You haven't changed.
386
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,713
The donkey's name was Patrick
and was a nice guy.
387
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,804
Come on, now. It's my turn.
388
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,761
Not including
your current partners...
389
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:33,024
never have I ever dreamt about
having sex with someone in this room.
390
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,106
I have to admit
this sexual fantasy...
391
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,613
came up specifically
during this last hour.
392
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,579
- Cheers, comrade Siena.
- Cheers, comrade.
393
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,244
Excellent, Leo.
394
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:54,035
Then, let's take this game
to the next level.
395
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,383
Why don't we play...
396
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,423
"The Game of Keys"?
397
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,300
Wait, Siena. They are not like that.
398
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:02,717
They are.
399
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,469
Like what?
400
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,432
- We are like that.
- We are certainly like that.
401
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,314
- Like what?
- We are like that!
402
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,889
It depends...
403
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,808
We are like that!
404
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,614
- Óscar!
- We are like that.
405
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,440
Okay, then.
406
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:23,649
Ladies, take out your keys
and throw them into this bowl.
407
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,777
Your car keys, your home keys,
any key.
408
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:32,042
Now, gentlemen,
you're going to close your eyes
409
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,955
and pick a random key.
410
00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:35,869
I go first!
411
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,723
Okay. Good.
412
00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:50,893
- What's next?
- Now...
413
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:55,806
You're going to sit next to the owner
of the keys you're holding.
414
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,556
Whose are these?
415
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,855
- That's mine.
- Those are mine.
416
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,193
- We're going to win this game!
- Come here.
417
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,408
I got the smartest guy in the room.
418
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,329
- What's next?
- Okay, perfect.
419
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:18,042
We're going to have sex all night...
420
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,748
with the key owner.
421
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,777
- You're kidding, right?
- I'm not, dear.
422
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,487
- She is.
- I'm not.
423
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,489
No way!
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