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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,005 --> 00:00:18,021 WOMAN: ♪ Oh, the ♪ 2 00:00:18,023 --> 00:00:21,013 ♪ shameless witch is dancing ♪ 3 00:00:21,015 --> 00:00:26,003 ♪ Oh, the shameful fairy lies and gossips ♪ 4 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:29,007 ♪ Oh, the demon there will shake with rage ♪ 5 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:30,016 (engine revving) 6 00:00:30,018 --> 00:00:35,016 ♪ Deep beneath his pillow ♪ 7 00:00:35,018 --> 00:00:38,005 ♪ Don't disturb me. ♪ 8 00:00:38,007 --> 00:00:39,019 Hmm? 9 00:00:42,011 --> 00:00:44,010 - (chuckles) - (engine revving) 10 00:00:58,021 --> 00:01:01,015 (horns blaring, honking) 11 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,018 (horn blares) 12 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,000 (tires screech) 13 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:15,000 (grinding) 14 00:01:24,013 --> 00:01:26,015 (splattering) 15 00:01:31,016 --> 00:01:33,018 (birds chirping) 16 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,015 (engine clicking quietly) 17 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:58,004 (baby cooing softly) 18 00:02:04,008 --> 00:02:07,000 - Did you enjoy our fun outing? - (coos) 19 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,011 Good, because we're here now. 20 00:02:09,013 --> 00:02:11,000 You'll like it here. 21 00:02:11,002 --> 00:02:13,003 Every room is spick-and-span 22 00:02:13,005 --> 00:02:16,004 with tons of sunshine from all the huge windows. 23 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:19,014 And their shepherd's pie is really good. 24 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,005 Listen. You have to stay here for now. 25 00:02:25,007 --> 00:02:28,005 You mustn't go anywhere else. 26 00:02:28,007 --> 00:02:31,012 And the rest is up to you, okay? 27 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:34,015 Earwig. 28 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:38,017 - (Earwig crying) - (doors opening) 29 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:41,011 (scoffs) At this time of the morning? 30 00:02:44,006 --> 00:02:45,020 (gasps) My word! 31 00:02:45,022 --> 00:02:47,020 Goodness! 32 00:02:47,022 --> 00:02:49,002 Oh. 33 00:02:49,004 --> 00:02:52,003 You're all right, little one. 34 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,003 There, there, don't cry. 35 00:02:55,005 --> 00:02:57,004 Yes, that's a good girl. 36 00:02:57,006 --> 00:02:57,007 Hmm? 37 00:02:58,022 --> 00:03:01,001 It looks like this is a note from whoever left the baby. 38 00:03:01,003 --> 00:03:03,013 "Got the other 12 witches all chasing me. 39 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:05,021 "I'll be back for her when I've shook them off. 40 00:03:05,023 --> 00:03:07,022 "It may take years. 41 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,021 Her name is Earwig." 42 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,007 "Earwig"? 43 00:03:12,009 --> 00:03:14,005 If it's true that this child's mother 44 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:16,004 has associated with 12 witches, 45 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:18,018 then it follows she must also be a witch. 46 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,009 I wonder what she might have done 47 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:23,003 to anger all the other witches in her coven. 48 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:25,014 Witches, is it? Bunch of rubbish! 49 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:29,007 Perhaps this means that little child is a witch as well. 50 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,018 What? 51 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,009 (Earwig laughing) 52 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,020 Nonsense! 53 00:03:33,022 --> 00:03:36,009 There are simply no such thing as witches. 54 00:03:36,011 --> 00:03:38,006 Right? 55 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:40,015 This is your home now. 56 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,014 She called you Earwig? 57 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:45,019 The bug that burrows in your ear? 58 00:03:45,021 --> 00:03:47,010 Let me see now. 59 00:03:47,012 --> 00:03:50,018 A name like Earwig will not do. 60 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:53,009 Matron, are you all right? 61 00:03:53,011 --> 00:03:55,016 Hello, everyone. 62 00:03:55,018 --> 00:03:57,008 Welcome our newest. 63 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:59,021 Her name is Erica Wigg. 64 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:02,014 Say hello. 65 00:04:02,016 --> 00:04:04,001 (giggles) 66 00:04:04,022 --> 00:04:06,007 (Earwig laughing) 67 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:07,013 MATRON: Well, well, 68 00:04:07,015 --> 00:04:09,002 aren't you in a good mood. 69 00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:11,007 (women laughing) 70 00:04:12,014 --> 00:05:16,017 ♪ ♪ 71 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,009 (children giggling) 72 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:02,021 (child shushes) 73 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:07,012 ♪ ♪ 74 00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:13,009 (child grunting) 75 00:06:17,006 --> 00:06:18,021 (gasps) 76 00:06:24,006 --> 00:06:27,010 (children moaning like ghosts) 77 00:06:36,002 --> 00:06:37,018 (barking) 78 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:39,014 What is it, boy? 79 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:41,004 (gasping) 80 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,023 (gasping): Oh. Oh. 81 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,018 (gasping) 82 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:48,000 (screams) 83 00:06:48,002 --> 00:06:49,010 (man and dog whimpering) 84 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:51,017 Oh, let's go! Oh, blimey. 85 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,023 Hey! Don't run away. C-Come back here, boy! 86 00:06:54,001 --> 00:06:57,003 (children laughing) 87 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:05,013 CUSTARD: Let's not do this, Erica. 88 00:07:05,015 --> 00:07:08,011 If we get caught, we're going to be in big trouble. 89 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:10,010 EARWIG: Well, then, we'll just 90 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,016 have to make sure that we don't. 91 00:07:15,009 --> 00:07:16,016 Yes. 92 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:21,015 All right, let's go. 93 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,023 I really hate getting yelled at. 94 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:28,002 Silly boy. 95 00:07:28,004 --> 00:07:30,018 Chances like this don't come along every day. 96 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,017 Come on. 97 00:07:31,019 --> 00:07:33,020 Um, can I just wait out here? 98 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:35,002 Sure. 99 00:07:35,004 --> 00:07:38,000 If you think you've got the courage, go right ahead. 100 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:41,009 (Earwig chuckles) 101 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:43,015 - (wind howls softly) - (gasps) 102 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,021 No, Erica! 103 00:07:46,023 --> 00:07:49,009 Wait for me! 104 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,015 (Earwig giggles) 105 00:07:59,017 --> 00:08:00,020 W-What? 106 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:03,013 What if, instead of a bell in the tower, 107 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,009 we find a severed head inside it 108 00:08:05,011 --> 00:08:08,010 swinging back and forth, back and forth? 109 00:08:08,012 --> 00:08:09,020 That'd be fun. 110 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,021 No, it would not. 111 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:14,009 (laughing) 112 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:18,006 Then, with his eyes wide open, it slowly turns around... 113 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:20,004 (both gasp) 114 00:08:20,006 --> 00:08:22,009 ...and just stares at us. 115 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:26,014 And then, all of a sudden, the head's mouth opens! 116 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:28,001 (screaming) 117 00:08:28,003 --> 00:08:29,021 Can't hear you! 118 00:08:29,023 --> 00:08:32,001 Oh, you. Relax, Custard. 119 00:08:32,003 --> 00:08:34,005 What's a scaredy-cat like you going to do 120 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:36,006 if we get invaded by Martians? 121 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:39,003 I read that Martians are friendly to humans. 122 00:08:39,005 --> 00:08:41,017 It said so in a Heinlein book. 123 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:45,022 I bet they're going to put you in a full nelson 124 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,600 when they grab you with their eight arms, 125 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,017 and then it'll be game over for you. 126 00:08:49,019 --> 00:08:51,009 See you next lifetime. 127 00:08:51,011 --> 00:08:54,023 Martians don't have eight arms. They have three. 128 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:58,003 (scoffs) Three or eight... who cares, Custard? 129 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,012 (gasps) Oh, wow! 130 00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:08,017 This is the best...! 131 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:15,021 Shush! Somebody'll hear you. 132 00:09:15,023 --> 00:09:17,022 Hey, it's the others. 133 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,010 A ghost party in the cemetery. Classic. 134 00:09:21,012 --> 00:09:23,018 Not a soul knows that you and I are up here. 135 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,009 Isn't this fun? 136 00:09:26,008 --> 00:09:28,001 Look! Over there! 137 00:09:28,003 --> 00:09:30,009 That's a ship, isn't it? 138 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:32,001 CUSTARD: You're right. 139 00:09:32,003 --> 00:09:34,002 It looks like a spaceship. 140 00:09:34,004 --> 00:09:35,019 It's so fancy. 141 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:37,018 I wish I was on it. 142 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,004 Uh, Erica? 143 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:45,012 You haven't ever wanted a family of your own 144 00:09:45,014 --> 00:09:49,003 or to live somewhere other than here, have you? 145 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,018 Nope. 146 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:54,018 Hmm. Not at all. 147 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:58,011 Anybody who'd choose me would be pretty unusual, 148 00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:02,004 but a normal family would be even worse. 149 00:10:02,006 --> 00:10:05,014 I'd only have two or three people to do exactly as I want. 150 00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:07,011 Six at most. 151 00:10:07,013 --> 00:10:09,023 What fun would that be? 152 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:13,012 After all, everyone around here does what I say. 153 00:10:13,014 --> 00:10:16,017 And it's totally spick-and-span. 154 00:10:17,021 --> 00:10:21,008 We get plenty of sunshine 'cause the windows are huge. 155 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:24,003 And the shepherd's pie is really good. 156 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:25,009 (Custard grunting) 157 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:30,020 Don't worry. There's no chance anyone will choose you either. 158 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:35,009 But, um, a lot of people who visit here do like me. 159 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:38,017 Sometimes they even almost choose me. 160 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:41,016 (laughing) 161 00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:43,020 ♪ ♪ 162 00:10:46,002 --> 00:10:47,015 All right, now, this is important. 163 00:10:47,017 --> 00:10:50,004 Don't forget to cross your eyes the way I taught you. 164 00:10:50,006 --> 00:10:53,013 Am I clear, Master Custard? 165 00:10:53,015 --> 00:10:55,000 (growls playfully) 166 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,011 (gasps) 167 00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:58,009 Aye, aye, Captain! 168 00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:01,016 (straining) 169 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:06,006 (both laughing) 170 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005 ♪ ♪ 171 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,008 Thelma? 172 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,012 Thelma! 173 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:27,004 Yes. Welcome back, Matron. 174 00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:28,023 Is something the matter? 175 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,201 Is there trouble at your home? 176 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,001 Why would anything be wrong? 177 00:11:33,003 --> 00:11:34,009 While at the station, 178 00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:36,012 I ran into our neighbor, Mr. Jenkins. 179 00:11:36,014 --> 00:11:39,007 He said, last night, the children were dressed as ghosts. 180 00:11:39,009 --> 00:11:40,013 Oh, dear. Last night? 181 00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:42,021 MATRON: Did you notice anything strange? 182 00:11:42,023 --> 00:11:45,005 THELMA: No, I was totally unaware. 183 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:48,021 Perhaps the ghosts he saw were real. 184 00:11:48,023 --> 00:11:50,012 Nonsense! 185 00:11:50,014 --> 00:11:52,010 EARWIG: Excuse me, Matron. 186 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,018 It was me he saw. 187 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:56,004 - What? - (gasps) 188 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,005 Hey, Custard, you should go now. 189 00:11:58,007 --> 00:11:59,005 (Custard grunts softly) 190 00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:02,012 Erica, what on earth do you mean? 191 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:06,008 This afternoon, someone is going to be adopted, aren't they? 192 00:12:07,007 --> 00:12:10,005 So I decided to hold a farewell party. 193 00:12:10,007 --> 00:12:13,015 Actually, I was going to invite you, too. 194 00:12:13,017 --> 00:12:17,022 After all, even the thought of saying goodbye to you is... 195 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,020 painful. 196 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:22,018 Sorry. Did I take things too far? 197 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:28,000 Oh, Erica. Such a sweet child. 198 00:12:28,002 --> 00:12:30,014 Yes, dear, perhaps a little too far, 199 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,007 but you could be selected today. 200 00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:34,019 It's a mystery to me 201 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:37,003 why a child as sweet and adorable as you 202 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:40,000 never seems to be the one chosen. 203 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,017 (both sigh) 204 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:46,016 (sobs softly) 205 00:12:47,022 --> 00:12:50,006 Oh. That's right. 206 00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:52,017 It almost slipped my mind. 207 00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:56,021 This is for you. 208 00:12:56,023 --> 00:12:59,002 I know you've wanted it for a while now. 209 00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:01,015 (gasps) Is it a sweater? 210 00:13:01,017 --> 00:13:02,015 (shushes) 211 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:04,008 Don't let the others know. 212 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,011 Right. Not a word. 213 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:10,000 Oh, I'm the happiest child this home has ever had! 214 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,005 Thanks, Matron! I love you! 215 00:13:12,007 --> 00:13:14,020 - My goodness. - Uh, excuse me, Matron. 216 00:13:14,022 --> 00:13:16,019 What do we say to Mr. Jenkins? 217 00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:19,010 Ghosts are common in cemeteries. 218 00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:21,005 You can tell him that. 219 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:24,003 Matron, let me carry this for you. 220 00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:27,005 - But isn't it too heavy? - (Earwig grunts) 221 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,010 - Not at all. - What a nice gesture. 222 00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:34,005 Nonsense! 223 00:13:34,007 --> 00:13:36,009 ♪ ♪ 224 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:42,016 Oh, Erica. Well? 225 00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,022 Uh, it's all done. 226 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,013 I fixed your letter and it's already in the post. 227 00:13:46,015 --> 00:13:49,014 You'll probably get a terribly romantic reply tomorrow! 228 00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:51,000 - (squeals) - Oh, my gosh! 229 00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:54,002 - Yay! (squeals) Brilliant! - I'm so nervous! 230 00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,020 - (girls laughing) - (sniffing) 231 00:14:02,006 --> 00:14:04,021 Hey, are we having shepherd's pie for lunch? 232 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:06,008 COOK: It's the young lady 233 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,170 with the fine sense of smell. 234 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,022 Shepherd's pie, right? 235 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,017 It just has to be. 236 00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:13,007 After all, your meat pies are 237 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:15,007 the absolute best in the entire world, 238 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,005 and they smell unbelievably divine. 239 00:14:17,007 --> 00:14:19,007 (clears throat) Remind me, who's the head cook again? 240 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:22,001 Why, Erica, of course. 241 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:24,005 Oh, no, it couldn't be me, 242 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:28,000 because I don't have a big belly like this one here! 243 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:29,012 (grunts) 244 00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:32,005 - You might want to go on a diet. - (chuckles) 245 00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:35,017 (scoffs) Why in blazes do I put up with this? 246 00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:37,016 If you want to know what I'm making, 247 00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:40,009 you'll have to wait until lunchtime. 248 00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:41,023 (chuckles) 249 00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:47,005 You're a great cook. 250 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:51,011 (both laughing softly) 251 00:14:52,014 --> 00:14:54,006 - (bell tolling) - (woman gasps) 252 00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:56,007 Look, he's watching us. 253 00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:58,021 His eyes are almost twinkling. 254 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,009 Hello. 255 00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,007 (child laughing) 256 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,022 (laughs) Sharing is very good. 257 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,012 Hmm, she's kind. 258 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:09,019 Ugh, disgusting. 259 00:15:10,016 --> 00:15:12,014 (indistinct chatter) 260 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:13,018 (Custard gasps) 261 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:15,020 WOMAN: Oh, he's so cute, so adorable. 262 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:18,002 (chatter continues) 263 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:24,003 Those kids in there are actual living people. 264 00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,023 They're not dolls. 265 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:29,007 Not ornaments for their viewing pleasure. 266 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,018 All they really want is for us to be 267 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,004 pretty little dolls on display. 268 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,008 Isn't that right, Custard? 269 00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:50,008 - (doorbell buzzing) - (Custard gasps) 270 00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:55,006 Yes, yes, one moment please. 271 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,007 Sorry to keep you waiting. 272 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:02,004 Uh, come in. 273 00:16:02,006 --> 00:16:04,020 (stern clapping) 274 00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:08,000 Come now, children, line up nice and neatly. 275 00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,015 Big smiles now, everyone. 276 00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:12,017 This way. They're in here. 277 00:16:14,013 --> 00:16:16,013 - (Custard gasps) - EARWIG: Mm? 278 00:16:16,015 --> 00:16:18,017 ♪ ♪ 279 00:16:24,006 --> 00:16:28,012 Right. I'll introduce each one of them to you in order. 280 00:16:28,014 --> 00:16:32,011 This is Maria Jimenez. She's eight. 281 00:16:32,013 --> 00:16:33,453 You wouldn't think so to look at her, 282 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,009 but she's quite an energetic little girl. 283 00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:38,014 - This is George McLay. - (quietly): Your face. 284 00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:40,004 He loves trucks and bulldozers 285 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:43,001 - and other large vehicles. - (Earwig sighs) 286 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,021 And next is Christian Froom. 287 00:16:44,023 --> 00:16:47,002 He's crazy about sports. 288 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,008 He says he wants to be a professional cyclist... 289 00:16:48,015 --> 00:16:49,008 Huh? 290 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,170 ...when he grows up. (laughs) 291 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:53,003 - Next is Aki Ricefield. - (crackling) 292 00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:55,004 She's the oldest girl at this home 293 00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:58,002 - and has a very caring nature. - (hissing, bubbling) 294 00:16:58,004 --> 00:17:00,006 ♪ ♪ 295 00:17:05,007 --> 00:17:06,011 (hissing and bubbling stop) 296 00:17:06,013 --> 00:17:09,008 His parents were killed in a terrible fire. 297 00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:12,010 What's worse is the fire was ruled suspicious. 298 00:17:12,012 --> 00:17:14,023 Oh, such an unfortunate boy. 299 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,012 (Matron sobbing) 300 00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:18,005 (stammers) 301 00:17:18,007 --> 00:17:19,009 (chuckles) 302 00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:21,019 Her name is Erica Wigg. 303 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:25,015 She's been living with us since she was just an infant. 304 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:29,007 Oh. Uh... 305 00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,023 - Mandrake, what say you? - Huh? 306 00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,001 What about her? 307 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,003 She should do. 308 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,004 (whimpers softly) 309 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:41,009 - We'll take this one. - Ah? 310 00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:44,000 - EARWIG: No! - (gasps) 311 00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:45,019 I'm not going! 312 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:47,009 What's come over you? 313 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:49,020 Erica dear, you know how everybody here just wants 314 00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:52,018 to see you with a family that you can call your own. 315 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:56,009 But I don't want that. I want to stay with Custard! 316 00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:59,022 I know change is hard, but these lovely people live 317 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,014 just a short stroll away from here 318 00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:03,008 over on Lime Avenue. 319 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,007 You'll be able to come back and see your friends 320 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:06,014 whenever you want to. 321 00:18:06,016 --> 00:18:07,456 - I'm sure of it. - (Earwig grumbles) 322 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:09,007 And when school starts again, 323 00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:11,021 you'll be able to see Custard every single day. Oh. 324 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:16,008 If you wait in my office, I'll be with you shortly. 325 00:18:20,009 --> 00:18:22,014 You should eat something. 326 00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:24,021 If you don't, you'll be hungry later. 327 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,007 (sighs) 328 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:29,012 All right, get yourself ready. 329 00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,014 We'll be waiting downstairs. 330 00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:37,002 (door opens, closes) 331 00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:43,021 Where'd this come from? 332 00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:47,006 (groans loudly) 333 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,006 "Earwig"? 334 00:18:56,005 --> 00:18:57,018 Hmm. 335 00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:04,023 You take care. 336 00:19:06,018 --> 00:19:09,008 Erica? (gasps) 337 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,021 (crying softly) 338 00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:19,021 Erica? 339 00:19:23,015 --> 00:19:25,016 (grunts) For the first time in my life, 340 00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:28,007 I'm being made to do something I don't want to do. 341 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:31,005 I mean, how did I end up in this mess? 342 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:33,009 ♪ ♪ 343 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:59,000 EARWIG: Those are definitely horns. 344 00:20:01,023 --> 00:20:03,001 (gasps) 345 00:20:08,005 --> 00:20:10,003 (sighs) 346 00:20:10,005 --> 00:20:11,017 (gasps) 347 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,004 (scoffs) 348 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:27,003 Fine. Challenge accepted. 349 00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,005 ♪ ♪ 350 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,017 Number 13. 351 00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:49,002 Hmm. No surprise there. 352 00:20:53,021 --> 00:20:55,006 Ah, this is perfect. 353 00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:57,023 I can run away whenever I want. 354 00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,023 (gasps) 355 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:04,007 (quiet whooshing) 356 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:06,001 MANDRAKE: All right, then. 357 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,016 I got you what you wanted. 358 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:11,000 Now I don't want to be disturbed anymore. (sighs) 359 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,000 (Earwig gasps) 360 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,014 This is where you'll be sleeping. 361 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:24,003 Now then, let's you and I get a few things straight. 362 00:21:24,005 --> 00:21:28,004 My name is Bella Yaga. I'm a witch. 363 00:21:28,006 --> 00:21:30,014 I brought you to this house 364 00:21:30,016 --> 00:21:32,016 because I need another pair of hands. 365 00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:34,003 If you work really hard, 366 00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:36,015 I shan't do anything to hurt you. 367 00:21:36,017 --> 00:21:38,018 (door slams) 368 00:21:40,016 --> 00:21:44,007 However, if you're lazy... 369 00:21:44,009 --> 00:21:45,012 Great! 370 00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:46,023 Hmm? 371 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:47,023 It's all right. 372 00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:49,010 I didn't really think you looked like 373 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:51,023 an actual foster mother anyway. (grunts) 374 00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:55,003 So, it's settled. 375 00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:59,015 You agree that you'll teach me everything you know about magic, 376 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:02,021 and I agree to remain here and help you out. 377 00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:04,000 (grunts) 378 00:22:04,002 --> 00:22:06,009 Really? It's settled, then. 379 00:22:08,013 --> 00:22:10,017 Into the shop with ya. 380 00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:12,003 Roger! 381 00:22:14,018 --> 00:22:16,006 (footsteps squishing) 382 00:22:16,008 --> 00:22:19,006 (gasping) 383 00:22:19,008 --> 00:22:21,010 ♪ ♪ 384 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:31,017 (panting) 385 00:22:31,019 --> 00:22:33,009 (Bella Yaga laughing) 386 00:22:36,011 --> 00:22:38,020 Here. Put this on. 387 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:40,014 Come along, girl. 388 00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:43,021 You're not here to just stare. 389 00:22:48,007 --> 00:22:50,018 If you don't like the way it is in here, 390 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:53,018 you can clean it up on your own time. 391 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:55,023 (Bella Yaga laughing) 392 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,004 (gasps) 393 00:22:59,006 --> 00:23:02,007 Now, grind those rat bones into powder for me. 394 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:04,018 And be quick about it. 395 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,023 Hmm? 396 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,014 (shouts) 397 00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:10,017 Wha...? 398 00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:12,004 (groans) 399 00:23:12,006 --> 00:23:16,013 In this household, there's one rule that's crucial. 400 00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:19,005 Learn it straightaway. Got it? 401 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:23,018 You must on no account for any reason ever 402 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:26,009 dare disturb the Mandrake. 403 00:23:26,011 --> 00:23:28,007 Um, the Mandrake? 404 00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:29,019 You mean the man who lives here 405 00:23:29,021 --> 00:23:31,020 and has two big horns on his head? 406 00:23:31,022 --> 00:23:33,021 He doesn't have horns! 407 00:23:36,006 --> 00:23:38,001 Well, not very often. 408 00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:43,006 He tends to get those whenever he's been disturbed. 409 00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:46,021 W-What else happens when he's disturbed? 410 00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:48,007 (inhales deeply) 411 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,006 (shudders) 412 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:53,008 Well, awful, dreadful things. 413 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:57,007 If you're lucky, you'll never find out. 414 00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:01,000 Now, you'd best get to work. 415 00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:15,007 Hey, lady. What'll you be using this powder for? 416 00:24:15,009 --> 00:24:17,019 Can you do magic with it? 417 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:20,020 Grind those bones till they're a fine powder. 418 00:24:20,022 --> 00:24:23,008 Finer than flour, understand? 419 00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,023 Hey, what kind of magic? 420 00:24:25,001 --> 00:24:26,011 Who's this stuff for? 421 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,019 Is it you or the Mandrake? 422 00:24:28,021 --> 00:24:32,001 More working and less talking, you idiot! 423 00:24:33,022 --> 00:24:37,006 (groans, sighs) 424 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,013 Hmm? 425 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,013 (retches) 426 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,012 Wow! That's amazing! 427 00:24:51,014 --> 00:24:54,020 Keep your hands moving like I told you to! 428 00:24:54,022 --> 00:24:56,012 Good grief. 429 00:24:57,019 --> 00:25:01,016 Looks like this one calls for a familiar. 430 00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:04,012 Thomas! Time to work! 431 00:25:05,015 --> 00:25:08,005 EARWIG: Crib notes? 432 00:25:11,015 --> 00:25:12,021 (yowls) 433 00:25:12,023 --> 00:25:15,020 (grunts, groans) 434 00:25:15,022 --> 00:25:17,023 (gasps softly) 435 00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:24,013 - (Thomas yowls) - (phone ringing) 436 00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:26,001 (groans) Who is that? 437 00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:27,014 (phone clicks) 438 00:25:27,016 --> 00:25:29,004 Yes, hello? 439 00:25:29,006 --> 00:25:31,010 EARWIG: Huh? 440 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:33,021 - Oh, madame. - Hmm? 441 00:25:33,023 --> 00:25:36,008 Yes, this is Bella Yaga speaking. 442 00:25:36,010 --> 00:25:38,021 It's been such a long time. 443 00:25:38,023 --> 00:25:41,013 Ah. Of course. 444 00:25:41,015 --> 00:25:43,009 Yes. Yes. 445 00:25:43,011 --> 00:25:46,010 (gasps) Your grandchild? 446 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,019 Oh, I see. Mm-hmm. 447 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:52,004 "A Spell for Winning First Prize in a Dog Show"? 448 00:25:52,006 --> 00:25:54,010 Yes, I understand. 449 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,016 The annual ballet recital. 450 00:25:56,018 --> 00:25:58,022 A spell to get rid of the lead. 451 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,010 Is that correct? 452 00:26:00,012 --> 00:26:01,018 - Ugh. - (laughs): Oh. 453 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,000 Please leave it to me. 454 00:26:03,002 --> 00:26:04,562 "Making the Next-Door Neighbor's Dahlias 455 00:26:05,001 --> 00:26:07,005 - Dry Up and Die" spell. - Indeed. (chuckles) 456 00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:08,567 BELLA YAGA: And how many do you require? 457 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,015 EARWIG: "A Love Potion for the Boy Next Door"? 458 00:26:10,017 --> 00:26:11,006 One? Very good. 459 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:12,006 Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm. 460 00:26:12,008 --> 00:26:14,006 All of these seem pretty useless to me. 461 00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:16,006 BELLA YAGA: I see. I see. 462 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:19,011 I shall bring it right away. Yes. 463 00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:20,011 All right, then. 464 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:23,010 Have a wonderful day. (chuckles) 465 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:31,006 Thomas! Thomas! 466 00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,001 If you don't do what you're told, 467 00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:35,006 I'm going to give you worms. 468 00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:37,023 Thomas! 469 00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:41,011 Thomas! Thomas! 470 00:26:41,013 --> 00:26:44,002 Thomas. 471 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,019 Magic, grant me the power. 472 00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:52,011 Make the lady's dog Poppy reach the finals in the dog show 473 00:26:52,013 --> 00:26:54,003 and win first prize. 474 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,013 - (shuddering) - (whimpering) 475 00:26:57,015 --> 00:27:00,004 (Bella Yaga speaking foreign language) 476 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,021 (gasps) 477 00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:11,003 (continues speaking foreign language) 478 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:21,000 - (grunts softly) - It smells like violets. 479 00:27:23,012 --> 00:27:25,009 Quit gawking, you lazy girl. 480 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:27,000 - Huh? - We've got a mountain of work 481 00:27:27,002 --> 00:27:29,008 that needs to be finished by tonight. 482 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:32,013 WEATHERMAN (over radio): As for South and Southeast Asia, 483 00:27:32,015 --> 00:27:34,000 -New Delhi is sunny, -(gasps) 484 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:36,008 mostly clear with a low of 25 degrees 485 00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:39,004 and a high of 40 degrees. 486 00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:41,005 The humidity will hover around 90%, 487 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,004 so it will feel quite balmy. 488 00:27:43,006 --> 00:27:44,019 BELLA YAGA: All right, let's see now. 489 00:27:44,021 --> 00:27:45,022 (grunts) 490 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,015 What have the demons brought us to dine on today? 491 00:27:48,017 --> 00:27:50,017 (newscast continues playing over radio) 492 00:27:50,019 --> 00:27:52,019 MANDRAKE: Meat pie from 493 00:27:52,021 --> 00:27:55,012 Stoke-on-Trent Station Buffet. 494 00:27:55,014 --> 00:27:57,007 With chips. 495 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,000 Station pie. 496 00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,021 I loathe station pie. (grunts) 497 00:28:01,023 --> 00:28:04,010 (snorts, growls) 498 00:28:04,012 --> 00:28:05,021 (gasps) 499 00:28:05,023 --> 00:28:08,013 That is my favorite meal. 500 00:28:08,015 --> 00:28:10,013 (sparks crackling) 501 00:28:11,019 --> 00:28:14,001 I think station pie is great. 502 00:28:14,003 --> 00:28:15,022 - Hmm? - Bless this food. 503 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,023 (snorting) 504 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:20,017 WEATHERMAN: ...and a high of 31 degrees. 505 00:28:20,019 --> 00:28:23,004 There's a flood watch for low-lying areas. 506 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,021 Before I can make that lady obey me... 507 00:28:26,023 --> 00:28:28,013 (grunts) 508 00:28:28,015 --> 00:28:31,004 ...I'm going to have to protect myself. 509 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,017 Hmm. 510 00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:39,010 And if I can't stand it here anymore, I can always run away. 511 00:28:39,012 --> 00:28:41,010 BELLA YAGA: Yes. It's an 512 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:44,006 essential item for an urgent order. 513 00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:46,003 Sorry to put you out. 514 00:28:46,005 --> 00:28:48,021 All right, I'm counting on you. 515 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,012 (gasps) Huh? 516 00:28:59,014 --> 00:29:01,012 Where's the door? 517 00:29:24,022 --> 00:29:26,015 ♪ ♪ 518 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:44,003 A novel? 519 00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:46,007 Hmm. Mm. 520 00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:49,003 What is this? It's total rubbish. 521 00:29:49,005 --> 00:29:51,019 Maybe I should just rewrite it for him. 522 00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:53,019 (grunts) 523 00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:56,014 (groans) 524 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:58,007 - (squeaking) - (gasps) 525 00:29:59,019 --> 00:30:02,006 (grunts) 526 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:04,008 (groans angrily) 527 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:07,020 (yelling) 528 00:30:07,022 --> 00:30:09,010 (panting) 529 00:30:09,012 --> 00:30:12,003 (squeaky laugh) 530 00:30:14,006 --> 00:30:16,022 (panting) 531 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,020 All right. Next. 532 00:30:24,016 --> 00:30:26,012 (retches) 533 00:30:29,007 --> 00:30:31,007 (grunts) That stinks! 534 00:30:32,014 --> 00:30:34,008 (panting) 535 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,016 (frustrated grunting) 536 00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:07,011 "Earwig"? 537 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:13,019 (gasps loudly, sighs) 538 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,009 Huh? 539 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,019 ♪ ♪ 540 00:31:18,021 --> 00:31:20,023 (gasping) 541 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,018 The door is gone. 542 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,004 (gasps) 543 00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:31,002 - (window rattling) - (Earwig grunting) 544 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,010 (panting) 545 00:31:39,021 --> 00:31:41,023 It's painted shut. 546 00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:49,014 (whooshing) 547 00:32:00,011 --> 00:32:01,019 Ugh. 548 00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:04,010 I'm completely trapped in here. 549 00:32:11,017 --> 00:32:15,011 This might be the first time I've ever slept by myself. 550 00:32:21,009 --> 00:32:23,013 (birds chirping) 551 00:32:26,009 --> 00:32:29,012 BELLA YAGA: Get up, you lazy beast! 552 00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:32,012 (panting) 553 00:32:38,005 --> 00:32:39,021 EARWIG: Just as I suspected. 554 00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:42,019 I'm the only one who uses this bathroom. 555 00:32:42,021 --> 00:32:44,003 Hmm. 556 00:32:46,008 --> 00:32:48,004 (spits) 557 00:32:48,006 --> 00:32:49,006 Hmm. 558 00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,006 I guess this bathroom's mine. 559 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,018 (door opens, closes) 560 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,009 (yawns softly) 561 00:33:02,011 --> 00:33:03,014 (food sizzling) 562 00:33:03,016 --> 00:33:06,008 BELLA YAGA: Watch carefully. 563 00:33:06,010 --> 00:33:10,003 In the future, I shall expect you to cook breakfast for us. 564 00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:11,011 Sure. 565 00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:14,017 Oh, where is it you sleep at night? 566 00:33:14,019 --> 00:33:16,020 I can't seem to find the door to your bedroom. 567 00:33:16,022 --> 00:33:20,011 You'll mind your own business if you know what's good for you. 568 00:33:20,013 --> 00:33:22,000 And if I decide not to listen? 569 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:25,002 What then? Just what would you do? 570 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,006 (bell dings) 571 00:33:26,008 --> 00:33:29,019 Well, then I'll give you worms. 572 00:33:30,022 --> 00:33:34,018 Blue and purple ones that never stop wriggling. 573 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:37,020 You'll see. And they're large. 574 00:33:37,022 --> 00:33:40,011 Remember that. 575 00:33:46,019 --> 00:33:49,020 She's a witch who uses a washing machine? 576 00:33:49,022 --> 00:33:51,023 Never mind your grumbling. 577 00:33:52,001 --> 00:33:55,000 Hurry up now and get that basket filled up with nettles. 578 00:33:55,023 --> 00:33:58,000 (grunts, gasps) 579 00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,023 (grunting) 580 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:06,021 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 581 00:34:06,023 --> 00:34:08,009 (grunting) 582 00:34:08,011 --> 00:34:09,017 BELLA YAGA: There's no getting 583 00:34:09,019 --> 00:34:10,019 out of here that way. 584 00:34:12,012 --> 00:34:14,002 Why not? 585 00:34:14,021 --> 00:34:17,002 It's because of the Mandrake. 586 00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:19,020 He's got those demons guarding every way out. 587 00:34:19,022 --> 00:34:21,020 That so? (chuckles) 588 00:34:21,022 --> 00:34:23,008 (Bella Yaga laughing) 589 00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:25,023 Basically, I need to find a way to get the Mandrake 590 00:34:26,001 --> 00:34:28,022 to do whatever I want, along with her. 591 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,002 (grunting) 592 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,001 (blender whirring) 593 00:34:35,018 --> 00:34:38,002 Hey, don't just stand there like that. 594 00:34:38,004 --> 00:34:40,001 See to the chopping. 595 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,001 Hey, lady, what kind of spell is this gonna be for? 596 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,008 (frustrated grunt) 597 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:52,020 You just hurry up and finish that. 598 00:34:52,022 --> 00:34:55,005 And we'll have a lesson after? 599 00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:58,017 I have some bryony berries for you to grind when you're done. 600 00:35:00,023 --> 00:35:04,001 - By hand. - By hand? 601 00:35:09,017 --> 00:35:12,018 Finished. So, now will you teach me some magic? 602 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:17,011 Go out and pick some thistles from the backyard. 603 00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:19,023 Be quick about it. 604 00:35:20,001 --> 00:35:22,017 ♪ ♪ 605 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:26,009 Why does she always send me out here for prickly things? 606 00:35:26,011 --> 00:35:29,004 All right, I picked some. 607 00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:31,022 There aren't enough nettles in here. 608 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,011 Go pick some more. 609 00:35:34,013 --> 00:35:36,008 (gasps) Again? 610 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:39,001 When are you going to teach me some magic? 611 00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,022 What do you mean "again"? How dare you? 612 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,023 One more thing. Pick a basket full of raspberries, too. 613 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,018 - Get a move on! - Hmm. 614 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000 (frustrated grunting) 615 00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:55,003 (yawns) 616 00:35:56,022 --> 00:35:59,020 The snakeskins are all cut up, 24 of them. 617 00:35:59,022 --> 00:36:02,023 - Now will you teach me? - Go pick belladonna leaves. 618 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:05,002 120 will do. 619 00:36:06,003 --> 00:36:07,008 Thomas! 620 00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:09,012 (grunting angrily) 621 00:36:09,014 --> 00:36:11,016 (sizzling) 622 00:36:14,012 --> 00:36:15,022 (retches) 623 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Wash all those with the others. 624 00:36:18,002 --> 00:36:19,020 Those ones, too, yeah? 625 00:36:22,004 --> 00:36:25,005 You can wash everything that's in the sink. 626 00:36:25,007 --> 00:36:27,005 Everything. Got it. 627 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:29,021 (groans) 628 00:36:36,009 --> 00:36:38,003 (gasps) 629 00:36:38,005 --> 00:36:41,016 What are you gawking at? Hurry and finish your work. 630 00:36:41,018 --> 00:36:44,019 Hey, could I have a go at doing that? 631 00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:45,019 Never mind that. 632 00:36:45,021 --> 00:36:48,009 Just go and do what you were told to do. 633 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:52,006 (phone ringing) 634 00:36:52,008 --> 00:36:54,011 (Bella Yaga groans) 635 00:36:55,019 --> 00:36:56,021 Hmm. 636 00:36:56,023 --> 00:36:58,015 - (grunts) Yes, hello? - Okay. 637 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,001 WEATHERMAN: The weather in Jakarta will be clear today.. 638 00:37:02,003 --> 00:37:02,021 (groans softly) 639 00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:05,014 That's it. I'm sick of this. 640 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:09,004 She has no intention of teaching me magic, not ever. 641 00:37:09,006 --> 00:37:10,015 WEATHERMAN: Low will be 24 degrees 642 00:37:10,017 --> 00:37:11,009 with a high of... 643 00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,000 DEMON: You summoned me, 644 00:37:13,002 --> 00:37:14,020 master? I'm here to serve. 645 00:37:14,022 --> 00:37:16,000 Fetch me dishes. 646 00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:18,006 Hmm, make them the Winterford ones. 647 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,004 As you wish, my master. 648 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:23,007 WEATHERMAN: ...warning has been issued 649 00:37:23,009 --> 00:37:24,008 for low-lying areas. 650 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:26,004 (gasps) 651 00:37:26,006 --> 00:37:28,010 Tonight, I want you to bring the fish and chips 652 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:31,010 that they make over at the Silver Hynes Pub. 653 00:37:31,012 --> 00:37:33,006 By your command. 654 00:37:33,008 --> 00:37:34,016 (whooshing) 655 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:36,017 WEATHERMAN: The low will be 13 degrees 656 00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:38,023 - and the high 25 degrees. - (gasps) 657 00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:42,016 (light switch clicks) 658 00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:46,001 (groans) Why does magic have to smell so awful? 659 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,003 The Mandrake's got it so good. 660 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,015 (gasps softly) 661 00:37:55,017 --> 00:37:58,006 ♪ ♪ 662 00:37:59,014 --> 00:38:01,015 (gasps) Aha. 663 00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:04,014 The only one who can control the demons 664 00:38:04,016 --> 00:38:07,006 seems to be the Mandrake. 665 00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:13,010 I guess I used to be a lot like the Mandrake with everyone. 666 00:38:13,012 --> 00:38:16,016 I could eat what I wanted whenever I wanted. 667 00:38:17,014 --> 00:38:19,007 (imitating Mandrake): "This evening, 668 00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:22,020 you shall bring shepherd's pie from the children's home." 669 00:38:22,022 --> 00:38:25,003 (imitating demon): "Aye, aye, Captain!" 670 00:38:26,016 --> 00:38:30,007 (sighing) 671 00:38:37,007 --> 00:38:39,011 I really miss Custard. 672 00:38:42,009 --> 00:38:45,014 There's just so much I wish I could tell him. 673 00:38:48,019 --> 00:38:51,004 (door creaks) 674 00:38:51,006 --> 00:38:53,004 Hmm. 675 00:38:53,006 --> 00:38:55,016 - (gasping) - (meowing) 676 00:38:55,018 --> 00:38:57,014 Thomas? 677 00:39:02,019 --> 00:39:03,023 (sighs) 678 00:39:04,001 --> 00:39:05,021 She really works us hard, doesn't she? 679 00:39:05,023 --> 00:39:09,011 You and I've got it really tough, don't we, Custard? 680 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,021 (meows) 681 00:39:10,023 --> 00:39:13,007 Oh, sorry, I mean Thomas. 682 00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:16,022 It's just that you kind of remind me of him. 683 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,004 (laughs) 684 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,021 ("Don't Disturb Me" playing) 685 00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,014 ♪ Sweet and stagnant air ♪ 686 00:39:43,016 --> 00:39:46,008 ♪ on a hot, hot summer night... ♪ 687 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:48,011 - Wow! - (distressed meowing) 688 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:51,008 This is great, isn't it, Custard? 689 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:52,018 - I know. - (groans) 690 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,012 (over stereo): ♪ At a rumor going around ♪ 691 00:39:54,014 --> 00:39:57,019 ♪ Makes the demon toss and turn ♪ 692 00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:59,015 ♪ and stay away... ♪ 693 00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:01,021 Hey, Custard, take a good look. 694 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:05,008 (giggling) 695 00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:08,018 (Earwig humming "Don't Disturb Me") 696 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,008 (spits) 697 00:40:15,016 --> 00:40:18,014 Morning, lady. Nice day, isn't it? 698 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,022 BELLA YAGA: From today on, you'll be 699 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,012 hanging out the laundry. 700 00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:27,009 EARWIG (sleepily): Twenty-three. 701 00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:30,015 Twenty-four. 702 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,017 Twenty-five. 703 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:36,018 Twenty-four. 704 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,014 (groans softly) 705 00:40:38,016 --> 00:40:40,009 Twenty-three. 706 00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:42,020 (gasps) Where was I? 707 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:46,007 You better do it properly, or it's worms for you. 708 00:40:46,009 --> 00:40:49,022 There's no reason that you can't count these yourself. 709 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,011 I'm rather far-sighted, you know. 710 00:40:52,013 --> 00:40:55,011 You think I can see something so tiny? 711 00:40:55,013 --> 00:40:57,022 Mm, Matron was exactly the same. 712 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,001 Enough of your idle chatter. 713 00:41:00,003 --> 00:41:03,000 When you've finished counting the newt eyes, grains of salt 714 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,012 and millipede legs 715 00:41:05,014 --> 00:41:09,005 and rhododendron seeds and mouse claws. 716 00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:10,015 Count all of them. 717 00:41:10,017 --> 00:41:14,014 If you slack off, it's worms for you. 718 00:41:16,017 --> 00:41:19,018 ("Don't Disturb Me" playing over stereo) 719 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:20,023 Good grief! 720 00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:24,006 Worms, worms, worms, worms, worms is all she says! 721 00:41:24,008 --> 00:41:27,002 Ah, bother! It's awful! 722 00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:30,016 These don't look like horns. They look like donkey ears. 723 00:41:30,018 --> 00:41:32,023 He doesn't look anything like that. (grunts) 724 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:34,022 I've got to start over. 725 00:41:35,021 --> 00:41:38,004 (quiet whoosh) 726 00:41:38,006 --> 00:41:40,022 (groans) It still isn't right. 727 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,023 (soft whooshing) 728 00:41:46,022 --> 00:41:48,013 Huh? 729 00:41:48,015 --> 00:41:49,022 (grunts) 730 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,022 - (soft whooshing continues) - Hmm? 731 00:41:56,019 --> 00:41:59,022 Okay, now, what on earth is that? 732 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,011 That's the Mandrake. 733 00:42:01,013 --> 00:42:02,020 (gasps) 734 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:05,022 Yeah, his den's just on the other side of the wall. 735 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:09,005 Hang on! You actually talk?! 736 00:42:09,007 --> 00:42:11,016 Of course I do, just not very often. 737 00:42:13,003 --> 00:42:15,017 Oh, you might want to stop drawing that. 738 00:42:15,019 --> 00:42:18,021 I think it's beginning to disturb the Mandrake. 739 00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:21,004 (grunts) 740 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,008 - (grunts) - (music stops) 741 00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:24,010 (Earwig gasps) 742 00:42:24,012 --> 00:42:26,015 Hey, do you know about spells? 743 00:42:26,017 --> 00:42:30,022 Mm, well, I know a lot more than you do about spells. 744 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,014 I've seen you looking in that book of hers. 745 00:42:34,016 --> 00:42:36,016 The spell I believe you're looking for 746 00:42:36,018 --> 00:42:38,016 is somewhere towards the back. 747 00:42:38,018 --> 00:42:40,021 I suppose I could show you where it is if you... 748 00:42:40,023 --> 00:42:42,012 Yes, please! 749 00:42:44,009 --> 00:42:45,022 But wait, I don't get it. 750 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,004 How can his den be on the other side of that wall? 751 00:42:48,006 --> 00:42:50,002 It doesn't make any sense. 752 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:52,002 - Over there is the bathroom. - Yeah, I know. 753 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:55,022 This house is weird, but trust me, it's there. 754 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,022 - (Thomas exhaling) - Hmm. 755 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,016 You coming? 756 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,008 Huh? 757 00:43:11,012 --> 00:43:12,023 (Earwig gasps) 758 00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:18,021 (thunder rumbling) 759 00:43:28,001 --> 00:43:29,005 (grunts) 760 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:30,019 Yucky! 761 00:43:30,021 --> 00:43:33,023 Oh, shush. You can just lick them clean when we're done. 762 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:36,014 I'm not a cat. 763 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:42,015 Well, look what we have here. 764 00:43:42,017 --> 00:43:45,011 Now use those thumbs of yours to flip from the back 765 00:43:45,013 --> 00:43:47,021 and turn the pages till I say stop. 766 00:43:49,016 --> 00:43:52,016 Look, this one is called "To Make a Plague of Worms"? 767 00:43:52,018 --> 00:43:54,018 (Thomas whimpering, panting) 768 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:56,020 This one's "Unleash a Violent Thunderstorm 769 00:43:56,022 --> 00:43:59,014 in Order to Spoil a Church Fete." 770 00:43:59,016 --> 00:44:03,000 "A Spell to Make the City Buses Come on Time." 771 00:44:03,002 --> 00:44:05,016 "A Spell to Preserve the Body from All Magic." 772 00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:07,000 Wait, wait. That's the one. 773 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:08,016 "A Spell to Preserve the Body from All Magic." 774 00:44:08,018 --> 00:44:10,012 If we can figure out how to use it, 775 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:13,008 it'll protect us from anything she tries to throw at us. 776 00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,008 What? 777 00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:17,014 Yeah, but, Custard... wait, I mean Thomas... 778 00:44:17,016 --> 00:44:20,015 this spell needs hundreds of ingredients to pull it off. 779 00:44:20,017 --> 00:44:23,013 Well, every one of them is somewhere in this room, 780 00:44:23,015 --> 00:44:25,014 and we've got all night to find them. 781 00:44:25,016 --> 00:44:27,016 So, shall we begin? 782 00:44:27,018 --> 00:44:30,003 All right, according to this, 783 00:44:30,005 --> 00:44:33,002 you're gonna need plenty of powdered rats' bones, 784 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,005 a generous helping of newts' eyes, 785 00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:36,976 and well-sliced toad for the first stage of the brew. 786 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,015 W-Whoa! 787 00:44:37,017 --> 00:44:39,019 ♪ ♪ 788 00:44:39,021 --> 00:44:42,014 Good. While you're getting those things ready, 789 00:44:42,016 --> 00:44:44,021 you can start heating up the henbane. 790 00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:47,021 Oh, good. Says you have to heat up 791 00:44:47,023 --> 00:44:51,002 three hairs of a black cat's tail along with the plant. 792 00:44:51,004 --> 00:44:53,004 Well, I'd appreciate it if you could 793 00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:55,014 at least try to take them gently! 794 00:44:55,016 --> 00:44:56,017 (groans) 795 00:44:56,019 --> 00:44:58,014 Right. Now the belladonna. 796 00:44:58,016 --> 00:45:01,003 That's the fourth bottle on the right. 797 00:45:01,005 --> 00:45:03,003 Three drops in with the henbane. (stammers) 798 00:45:03,005 --> 00:45:04,019 Three. Three drops. 799 00:45:04,021 --> 00:45:28,000 ♪ ♪ 800 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:42,007 (thunder rumbling) 801 00:45:43,012 --> 00:45:45,016 (Earwig grunting) 802 00:45:50,021 --> 00:45:53,000 Now it says, "Position the familiar." 803 00:45:53,002 --> 00:45:55,018 Well, that's easy. I'm already here. 804 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:57,005 "The familiar"? 805 00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:58,019 What's that? (grunting) 806 00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:01,012 A familiar is a cat or other animal who acts as 807 00:46:01,014 --> 00:46:03,019 a sort of witch's assistant when casting a spell. 808 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:06,010 For a spell to work properly, the animal needs to be 809 00:46:06,012 --> 00:46:09,023 close to the spell mixture at just the right moment. 810 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,023 (chuckles) Well... 811 00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:13,012 (thunder rumbling) 812 00:46:13,014 --> 00:46:16,011 ...everybody knows the best animal for making a spell work 813 00:46:16,013 --> 00:46:18,007 is a black cat. 814 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:21,020 Oh, yeah? Then why is it you're always running away? 815 00:46:21,022 --> 00:46:24,002 'Cause I don't like the kind of spells she does. 816 00:46:24,004 --> 00:46:25,011 They're disgusting. 817 00:46:25,013 --> 00:46:28,022 They make me feel like I'm being stroked the wrong way. 818 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,004 Hmm? Oh, yeah. 819 00:46:30,006 --> 00:46:33,014 One drop of rose elixir goes into the green mix now. 820 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:37,008 Okay, home stretch. "Get a large bowl. 821 00:46:37,010 --> 00:46:39,011 "Gather all the ingredients, put them in the bowl, 822 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:41,011 then mix and say the words." 823 00:46:41,013 --> 00:46:44,003 Well, what do I say? 824 00:46:44,005 --> 00:46:45,008 Hmm? 825 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:48,000 It's not written there! What are the words?! 826 00:46:48,002 --> 00:46:49,003 Calm down. 827 00:46:49,005 --> 00:46:51,021 They'll be the usual words of magical binding. 828 00:46:51,023 --> 00:46:53,020 I think I've probably heard her use about 829 00:46:53,022 --> 00:46:55,022 - six different words or so. - (growls angrily) 830 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,016 You had better remember them, Custard! 831 00:46:57,018 --> 00:46:58,009 Hmm? Huh? 832 00:46:58,011 --> 00:46:59,016 (grunts) I mean Thomas! 833 00:46:59,018 --> 00:47:02,000 After all the work I've put into this, go on! 834 00:47:02,002 --> 00:47:03,011 Tell me all the words! 835 00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:05,018 Every single one that you've heard! 836 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:07,000 (grunting) 837 00:47:07,002 --> 00:47:09,012 All right. I'll say them, but only if you promise 838 00:47:09,014 --> 00:47:11,010 to stop calling me that ridiculous name. 839 00:47:11,012 --> 00:47:13,015 And then you've got to say them back to me 840 00:47:13,017 --> 00:47:17,011 using exactly the same tone and inflection as me, okay? 841 00:47:17,013 --> 00:47:20,004 You're the witch here, not me. 842 00:47:20,006 --> 00:47:21,008 Right. Let's go. 843 00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:25,005 (Thomas speaking foreign language) 844 00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:29,020 (Earwig repeating words in foreign language) 845 00:47:29,022 --> 00:47:31,021 (Thomas speaking foreign language) 846 00:47:31,023 --> 00:47:33,002 (stammers) 847 00:47:33,004 --> 00:47:35,006 - Meow. - (sighs) 848 00:47:35,008 --> 00:47:38,014 (Earwig repeating words in foreign language) 849 00:47:38,016 --> 00:47:39,021 Meow. 850 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:42,022 (Thomas speaking foreign language) 851 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,022 (Earwig repeating words in foreign language) 852 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,001 (sparks crackling) 853 00:47:47,003 --> 00:47:50,022 (both speaking foreign language in unison) 854 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,012 (crackling, popping) 855 00:47:52,014 --> 00:47:56,008 (Earwig and Thomas continue speaking in unison) 856 00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:58,000 (whistling) 857 00:47:58,002 --> 00:47:59,017 Wow. 858 00:47:59,019 --> 00:48:00,017 (sniffs) 859 00:48:00,019 --> 00:48:02,010 Smells of roses. 860 00:48:03,009 --> 00:48:04,021 - (laughing) - What's wrong with you? 861 00:48:04,023 --> 00:48:06,018 Nothing. It's just, it's just that 862 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:08,021 some of the things I was saying were just swearing 863 00:48:08,023 --> 00:48:10,014 'cause I couldn't remember all the words. 864 00:48:10,016 --> 00:48:12,020 (laughs, meows) 865 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:15,022 Well, I hope it's still gonna work. 866 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,019 Hey, what am I supposed to do now? 867 00:48:17,021 --> 00:48:19,022 Just slather it all over my body? 868 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,015 Mm-hmm, but you better do me first. 869 00:48:21,017 --> 00:48:23,002 I-I found the recipe, 870 00:48:23,004 --> 00:48:26,005 and I worked every bit as hard as you did on this, you know. 871 00:48:26,007 --> 00:48:27,012 Not just that. 872 00:48:27,014 --> 00:48:29,020 I'm tired of her giving me those worms. 873 00:48:29,022 --> 00:48:33,019 She does it to me every time she's annoyed with me. 874 00:48:33,021 --> 00:48:35,014 Okay, that's fair. 875 00:48:38,010 --> 00:48:40,015 (Thomas grunts, shudders) 876 00:48:43,022 --> 00:48:46,015 (muffled grunting) 877 00:48:48,002 --> 00:48:51,004 (groaning) 878 00:48:54,009 --> 00:48:55,009 (groans) 879 00:48:55,011 --> 00:48:59,003 This is terrible. I hope it soaks in eventually. 880 00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:13,004 - (Earwig grunts) - Hmm? 881 00:49:14,002 --> 00:49:15,013 You can turn around now. 882 00:49:15,015 --> 00:49:17,003 What for? 883 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:26,002 (shivers) 884 00:49:26,004 --> 00:49:28,010 (sighs) That's better. 885 00:49:28,012 --> 00:49:30,023 Is this going to work? 886 00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:32,019 It better work and work well. 887 00:49:32,021 --> 00:49:36,005 I have no intention of ever going through all that again. 888 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:37,016 (groans) 889 00:49:46,003 --> 00:49:50,016 I really don't want to do that again either. 890 00:49:50,018 --> 00:49:52,002 (sighs) 891 00:49:54,018 --> 00:49:56,019 BELLA YAGA: Get up, you lazy little beast! 892 00:49:56,021 --> 00:49:58,014 The Mandrake wants his bacon and eggs, 893 00:49:58,016 --> 00:50:01,004 and he wants them now! 894 00:50:01,006 --> 00:50:04,013 Tell him to get one of his demons to do it. 895 00:50:04,015 --> 00:50:06,011 BELLA YAGA: What was that? 896 00:50:06,013 --> 00:50:08,011 EARWIG: I'm coming! 897 00:50:08,013 --> 00:50:11,022 But let's be clear; I am not your slave! 898 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,007 BELLA YAGA: I don't care what you think. (scoffs) 899 00:50:14,009 --> 00:50:15,089 (Mandrake growling angrily) 900 00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:18,017 (angry growling continues louder) 901 00:50:25,015 --> 00:50:27,001 (quietly): I've had enough of 902 00:50:27,003 --> 00:50:28,006 being treated like a slave. 903 00:50:28,008 --> 00:50:31,005 You'll get what's coming to you in the end. 904 00:50:32,023 --> 00:50:34,011 Stop moping about. 905 00:50:34,013 --> 00:50:37,019 Go outside and pick some nettles and hellebore. 906 00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:43,002 (grunts, shivers) 907 00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:45,021 (sighs) 908 00:50:45,023 --> 00:50:50,002 I am sick of getting taken advantage of. 909 00:50:50,004 --> 00:50:52,015 And now the weather's doing it?! 910 00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:55,023 (demons giggling) 911 00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:58,022 (Earwig grunting) 912 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,006 Yes, I'll get right to it. 913 00:51:03,006 --> 00:51:05,022 Drat. Stupid customers. 914 00:51:12,015 --> 00:51:14,008 Don't put those there. 915 00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:16,013 I told you to put all the plants in the cauldron, 916 00:51:16,015 --> 00:51:18,012 not the table. 917 00:51:18,014 --> 00:51:20,009 Useless little beast! 918 00:51:21,009 --> 00:51:23,011 And I told you I'm not your slave! 919 00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:25,021 I agreed to assist you, and you agreed that you were 920 00:51:25,023 --> 00:51:28,002 going to teach me everything you knew about magic. 921 00:51:28,004 --> 00:51:32,004 But instead, all you've done is work me half to death! 922 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:34,016 I didn't agree to teach you. 923 00:51:34,018 --> 00:51:37,019 I got you from St. Morwald's to be another pair of hands. 924 00:51:37,021 --> 00:51:39,015 Well, then you're a cheat! 925 00:51:39,017 --> 00:51:42,007 You told Miss Matron that you were gonna be my foster mother! 926 00:51:42,009 --> 00:51:43,023 You promised! 927 00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:45,009 (gasps) 928 00:51:45,011 --> 00:51:47,023 (growling) 929 00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:52,019 (gasps) 930 00:51:55,004 --> 00:51:57,023 Foster mother indeed. (scoffs) 931 00:51:58,001 --> 00:52:00,021 Now go and put more fuel under the cauldron. 932 00:52:00,023 --> 00:52:02,015 And hurry! 933 00:52:02,017 --> 00:52:05,006 If you don't do it, it's worms for you. 934 00:52:18,014 --> 00:52:23,002 So, then, are you going to teach me magic or aren't you? 935 00:52:23,004 --> 00:52:25,021 Of course I won't. Why would I bother? 936 00:52:25,023 --> 00:52:28,017 You're nothing more than a spare pair of hands. 937 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:30,013 I see. 938 00:52:30,015 --> 00:52:32,010 That settles it, then. 939 00:52:47,002 --> 00:52:48,005 WEATHERMAN: In New Caledonia, 940 00:52:48,007 --> 00:52:49,013 they're looking at warm conditions 941 00:52:49,015 --> 00:52:52,001 - with clear skies. - (gasps) 942 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:54,001 Today's low, a mild 19 degrees. The high... 943 00:52:54,003 --> 00:52:58,001 The orphanage's... shepherd's pie. 944 00:52:58,003 --> 00:52:59,008 Hmm. 945 00:52:59,010 --> 00:52:59,021 MANDRAKE: It's one of my favorites. 946 00:52:59,023 --> 00:53:01,003 (gasps) 947 00:53:01,005 --> 00:53:02,009 WEATHERMAN: Morning weather will be clear 948 00:53:02,011 --> 00:53:05,000 with occasional clouds in the afternoon. 949 00:53:05,002 --> 00:53:06,021 Low of 22 degrees. 950 00:53:06,023 --> 00:53:09,005 The high, a comfortable 29 degrees. 951 00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:13,016 Turning our attention now to North America. 952 00:53:13,018 --> 00:53:15,008 -Anchorage is looking at rain -(Bella Yaga sighs) 953 00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:17,020 with thunderstorms in the afternoon. 954 00:53:17,022 --> 00:53:20,000 ♪ ♪ 955 00:53:41,008 --> 00:53:43,015 Uh, do you ride a broomstick? 956 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,005 (scoffs) Certainly not. 957 00:53:46,007 --> 00:53:50,005 All of my customers are very respectable. 958 00:53:50,007 --> 00:53:51,647 They are the sort of people that belong to 959 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,001 Friends of the Earth and Mothers' Union. 960 00:53:55,003 --> 00:53:56,283 If I flew into their neighborhood 961 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,002 on the back of a broomstick and one of the customers' neighbors 962 00:53:59,004 --> 00:54:03,003 happened to see me, they would throw such a fit. 963 00:54:03,005 --> 00:54:04,012 (gasps) 964 00:54:05,015 --> 00:54:08,005 Now then, enough with your silly questions. 965 00:54:08,007 --> 00:54:10,017 Finish your work by the time I return. 966 00:54:13,015 --> 00:54:15,008 I want that floor so clean 967 00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:17,012 that we can eat supper off it tonight. 968 00:54:17,014 --> 00:54:18,023 (door whooshes shut) 969 00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:20,006 (gasps softly) 970 00:54:25,017 --> 00:54:27,004 Thomas! 971 00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:31,007 Thomas! Where are you? 972 00:54:31,009 --> 00:54:32,021 W-What's going on? 973 00:54:32,023 --> 00:54:34,023 (yawns): I was having a nap. 974 00:54:35,001 --> 00:54:38,007 The only time I get any peace is when she goes out. (gasps) 975 00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:40,022 Yes, I know, but just help me for five minutes. 976 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,011 Think. What's a spell for giving someone an extra pair of hands? 977 00:54:44,013 --> 00:54:46,002 Huh? 978 00:54:46,004 --> 00:54:48,001 Great idea! 979 00:54:55,009 --> 00:54:58,014 ("Don't Disturb Me" playing over stereo) 980 00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:08,013 (chuckling) 981 00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:16,004 Hmm. Hmm. 982 00:55:16,006 --> 00:55:18,002 Perfect. (giggles) 983 00:55:18,004 --> 00:55:21,020 ♪ Sensing a smelly fairy deep down on the side... ♪ 984 00:55:21,022 --> 00:55:22,016 THOMAS: The trickiest part of this 985 00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:24,004 is gonna be the hair. 986 00:55:24,006 --> 00:55:27,000 It says here we need to tie some of her hair around the doll. 987 00:55:27,002 --> 00:55:28,020 Well, yeah, good luck with that. 988 00:55:28,022 --> 00:55:31,000 There's no chance she's gonna let you touch her hair. 989 00:55:31,002 --> 00:55:32,004 Trust me. 990 00:55:32,006 --> 00:55:33,005 Don't worry. 991 00:55:33,007 --> 00:55:35,020 I'll find a way to get some. You'll see. 992 00:55:35,022 --> 00:55:39,014 That old bag... it's always about an extra set of hands with her. 993 00:55:39,016 --> 00:55:42,014 Well, I'll make sure that she gets some. 994 00:55:42,016 --> 00:55:45,005 ♪ With a soul as dark as mud... ♪ 995 00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:48,009 - (quiet sizzling) - (Mandrake growling) 996 00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:50,019 (growling continues) 997 00:55:50,021 --> 00:55:53,004 ♪ Oh, the shameless witch is dancing... ♪ 998 00:55:53,006 --> 00:55:55,004 (turns down volume) 999 00:55:55,006 --> 00:55:57,017 I'm sorry. Was it too loud for you? 1000 00:55:57,019 --> 00:55:59,004 (giggles) 1001 00:55:59,006 --> 00:56:01,017 I hope I didn't disturb your work. 1002 00:56:01,019 --> 00:56:02,018 (Mandrake grunts) 1003 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:04,021 (gasps) 1004 00:56:04,023 --> 00:56:07,021 Thank you! I was starting to get hungry. 1005 00:56:09,011 --> 00:56:10,017 (scoffs) 1006 00:56:10,019 --> 00:56:12,017 - Uh, hey, mister. - Huh? 1007 00:56:12,019 --> 00:56:15,008 I'm curious. Are you a writer? 1008 00:56:16,013 --> 00:56:17,017 MANDRAKE: I am. 1009 00:56:17,019 --> 00:56:19,004 Wow, that's great! 1010 00:56:19,006 --> 00:56:20,018 C-Can I read your work? 1011 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,010 Yes. 1012 00:56:24,012 --> 00:56:26,003 (Earwig gasps) 1013 00:56:30,008 --> 00:56:32,007 (grunting softly) 1014 00:56:33,003 --> 00:56:35,001 I wish I had thumbs. (grunting) 1015 00:56:35,003 --> 00:56:38,007 Now, I've got to find a good place to put these hands. 1016 00:56:38,009 --> 00:56:39,015 What do you think? 1017 00:56:39,017 --> 00:56:41,016 What about her elbows? 1018 00:56:41,018 --> 00:56:43,020 What about on her knees? 1019 00:56:47,018 --> 00:56:50,002 She's coming back! Quick! 1020 00:56:50,004 --> 00:56:52,000 - You have to hide it! - (gasps) 1021 00:56:52,002 --> 00:56:54,004 (grunting) 1022 00:56:55,007 --> 00:56:56,012 Oh. 1023 00:56:58,023 --> 00:57:01,000 (panting) 1024 00:57:06,011 --> 00:57:08,006 (grunting) 1025 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,013 (Earwig humming "Don't Disturb Me") 1026 00:57:13,010 --> 00:57:14,016 What are you doing? 1027 00:57:14,018 --> 00:57:16,019 There's no singing in this house. 1028 00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:19,007 Where did you hear that song? 1029 00:57:19,009 --> 00:57:21,007 If you think this floor is clean enough, 1030 00:57:21,009 --> 00:57:22,289 you've got another think coming. 1031 00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:26,010 There'll be no supper for you unless you do better. 1032 00:57:26,012 --> 00:57:28,014 ♪ ♪ 1033 00:57:29,023 --> 00:57:31,010 I have to figure out 1034 00:57:31,012 --> 00:57:33,018 how I'm going to get ahold of some of her hair. 1035 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,019 Now, where exactly is her bedroom in this house? 1036 00:57:36,021 --> 00:57:39,001 I know the Mandrake's room is located 1037 00:57:39,003 --> 00:57:41,019 on the other side of my bedroom wall. 1038 00:57:41,021 --> 00:57:43,013 (gasps) 1039 00:57:44,018 --> 00:57:46,004 Is this what I think it is? 1040 00:57:46,006 --> 00:57:47,016 THOMAS: No, that's a cat's claw vine. 1041 00:57:47,018 --> 00:57:49,015 You won't find her hair on the floor. 1042 00:57:49,017 --> 00:57:52,010 It just stays on her disgusting mess on her head. 1043 00:57:52,012 --> 00:57:53,020 (retches) 1044 00:57:53,022 --> 00:57:55,011 (groans) 1045 00:57:56,009 --> 00:57:58,004 (birds chirping) 1046 00:57:58,006 --> 00:58:00,011 - (door opens) - (footsteps approaching) 1047 00:58:02,006 --> 00:58:05,007 (grunts) Okay, that's a bit more like it. 1048 00:58:05,009 --> 00:58:07,012 Now off to your bedroom. 1049 00:58:07,014 --> 00:58:10,004 You'll have only bread and cheese for supper tonight. 1050 00:58:10,006 --> 00:58:14,023 Perhaps that'll teach you not to be so lazy in the future. 1051 00:58:20,013 --> 00:58:22,007 Hello? 1052 00:58:23,009 --> 00:58:25,000 Mr. Demon? 1053 00:58:25,023 --> 00:58:27,014 Hello? 1054 00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:33,017 Bother. Thought I might see one this time. 1055 00:58:33,019 --> 00:58:34,019 (sighs) 1056 00:58:35,023 --> 00:58:40,010 Mm. Oh, Mr. Mandrake, your writing is awfully boring. 1057 00:58:40,012 --> 00:58:42,006 Ugh, what a waste. 1058 00:58:42,008 --> 00:58:43,018 (muffled grunting) 1059 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:46,002 (mouth full): I guess it's about Bella Yaga. 1060 00:58:46,004 --> 00:58:48,009 (muffled grunting) 1061 00:58:48,011 --> 00:58:51,021 I bet she's left at least some of her hair on her hairbrush, 1062 00:58:51,023 --> 00:58:54,012 so all I've got to do is find it. 1063 00:58:54,014 --> 00:58:55,018 (grunts) 1064 00:58:56,018 --> 00:58:58,005 Hmm. 1065 00:58:59,003 --> 00:59:00,010 (grunts) 1066 00:59:01,011 --> 00:59:03,017 I'm thinking that if the Mandrake's room 1067 00:59:03,019 --> 00:59:07,010 is situated just the other side of the bedroom wall, 1068 00:59:07,012 --> 00:59:10,011 (straining): then it stands to reason 1069 00:59:10,013 --> 00:59:14,016 Bella Yaga's room is there, too. (gasps) 1070 00:59:17,016 --> 00:59:18,019 (gasps) 1071 00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:22,002 (upbeat organ music playing faintly) 1072 00:59:22,004 --> 00:59:23,015 (gasps) 1073 00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:25,019 (grunting) 1074 00:59:26,017 --> 00:59:28,019 (frustrated grunt) 1075 00:59:30,002 --> 00:59:31,010 (gasps) 1076 00:59:31,012 --> 00:59:34,010 - (demons squeaking) - Whoa. 1077 00:59:34,012 --> 00:59:36,012 (upbeat organ music continues) 1078 00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:38,016 ♪ ♪ 1079 00:59:47,014 --> 00:59:49,016 (grunting) 1080 00:59:51,014 --> 00:59:53,016 ♪ ♪ 1081 00:59:55,001 --> 00:59:57,004 (demon whoops) 1082 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,008 (gasps) 1083 01:00:03,010 --> 01:00:04,020 - (grunts) - (music stops) 1084 01:00:04,022 --> 01:00:06,022 Ah, bother! 1085 01:00:07,019 --> 01:00:09,012 This is not going to help me 1086 01:00:09,014 --> 01:00:12,012 get my hands on one of Bella Yaga's hairs. 1087 01:00:22,012 --> 01:00:24,000 Hmm. 1088 01:00:24,002 --> 01:00:26,006 (sighs, grunts) 1089 01:00:26,008 --> 01:00:28,019 I just don't understand magic. 1090 01:00:28,021 --> 01:00:32,013 I have to somehow get her to teach me about it. 1091 01:00:32,015 --> 01:00:34,000 (picture squeaks) 1092 01:00:35,002 --> 01:00:37,007 (heavy knocking) 1093 01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:38,023 BELLA YAGA: Wake up! 1094 01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:42,019 The Mandrake wants to have fried bread for breakfast today! 1095 01:00:49,022 --> 01:00:51,006 Hmm? 1096 01:00:54,014 --> 01:00:56,006 (gasps) 1097 01:00:57,006 --> 01:00:58,008 (grunts) 1098 01:00:58,010 --> 01:01:01,012 Hmm? (gasping softly) 1099 01:01:03,011 --> 01:01:04,016 (gasps) 1100 01:01:04,018 --> 01:01:06,023 It's her hair. 1101 01:01:09,006 --> 01:01:11,018 BELLA YAGA: What are you doing in there?! 1102 01:01:11,020 --> 01:01:12,009 Hurry it up! 1103 01:01:12,011 --> 01:01:15,008 Yes! Be right there! 1104 01:01:15,010 --> 01:01:17,018 You'll get what you deserve. (chuckles) 1105 01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:19,004 WEATHERMAN: In Seoul today, 1106 01:01:19,006 --> 01:01:20,012 it'll be clear in the morning 1107 01:01:20,014 --> 01:01:22,006 with scattered showers in the afternoon. 1108 01:01:22,008 --> 01:01:22,021 (steam hissing) 1109 01:01:22,023 --> 01:01:24,013 (whooshing) 1110 01:01:24,015 --> 01:01:25,023 (growling) 1111 01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:28,003 ♪ ♪ 1112 01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:35,007 (growling continues louder) 1113 01:01:35,009 --> 01:01:37,010 ♪ ♪ 1114 01:01:41,010 --> 01:01:42,022 What is this? 1115 01:01:44,012 --> 01:01:45,020 I made fried bread. 1116 01:01:45,022 --> 01:01:47,020 It's my first time. 1117 01:01:47,022 --> 01:01:49,007 Do you like it? 1118 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:51,004 No! 1119 01:01:51,006 --> 01:01:54,006 Why didn't you teach her how to cook it correctly?! 1120 01:01:54,008 --> 01:01:56,007 Well, I, uh... 1121 01:01:57,008 --> 01:01:59,002 But all you do is fry it. 1122 01:01:59,004 --> 01:02:00,018 It's something a child could do. 1123 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:02,016 Obviously, you're wrong. 1124 01:02:02,018 --> 01:02:05,006 Don't ever disturb me like this again! 1125 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,018 DEMON: How may I serve my master today, 1126 01:02:09,020 --> 01:02:12,017 my vile and hideous master? 1127 01:02:13,016 --> 01:02:15,007 Don't be rude. 1128 01:02:15,009 --> 01:02:16,019 Take this away, 1129 01:02:16,021 --> 01:02:19,006 and then go to the scout camp in Epping Forest. 1130 01:02:19,008 --> 01:02:21,007 They always make fried bread there. 1131 01:02:21,009 --> 01:02:22,018 Now go fetch us some. 1132 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:26,003 Yes, my ghastly master. It will be done as you said. 1133 01:02:26,005 --> 01:02:28,011 (demon whooping) 1134 01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:30,014 EARWIG (shuddering): Whoa! Whoa! 1135 01:02:30,016 --> 01:02:33,022 (gasping) 1136 01:02:34,001 --> 01:02:35,007 WEATHERMAN: Now for Oceania 1137 01:02:35,009 --> 01:02:35,021 and the South Pacific. 1138 01:02:35,023 --> 01:02:36,023 (Mandrake sighs) 1139 01:02:37,001 --> 01:02:38,009 In Sydney today, clear in the morning 1140 01:02:38,011 --> 01:02:40,019 with occasional light showers starting in the afternoon 1141 01:02:40,021 --> 01:02:41,017 and stretching into the early evening. 1142 01:02:41,019 --> 01:02:43,001 Huh? 1143 01:02:43,003 --> 01:02:46,009 A low of ten degrees and the high, a mild 20 degrees. 1144 01:02:46,011 --> 01:02:47,019 Hmm. 1145 01:02:47,021 --> 01:02:49,019 It's going to be chilly in Christchurch 1146 01:02:49,021 --> 01:02:51,002 with a low of... 1147 01:02:55,020 --> 01:02:57,020 How dare you? How could you even think of 1148 01:02:57,022 --> 01:02:59,015 disturbing the Mandrake like that? 1149 01:02:59,017 --> 01:03:03,017 You very nearly had me in terrible trouble with him. 1150 01:03:03,019 --> 01:03:06,006 (grunts) Well, maybe you should try teaching me things 1151 01:03:06,008 --> 01:03:08,006 once in a while instead of just 1152 01:03:08,008 --> 01:03:09,019 making me do stuff that I don't know. 1153 01:03:09,021 --> 01:03:10,011 (grunts angrily) 1154 01:03:10,013 --> 01:03:12,003 No pathetic excuses! 1155 01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:16,004 You are strictly here to work, you understand? 1156 01:03:16,006 --> 01:03:19,006 I need another pair of hands or paws or whatever. 1157 01:03:19,008 --> 01:03:22,023 Now get to work, you lazy beast! 1158 01:03:28,019 --> 01:03:30,011 Toilet break, please. 1159 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:34,014 - Anything to annoy me, eh? - (whimpering) 1160 01:03:34,016 --> 01:03:36,016 Fine. Two minutes, then. 1161 01:03:36,018 --> 01:03:40,014 You know what'll happen if you're late coming back. 1162 01:03:49,022 --> 01:03:52,007 ♪ Don't disturb me ♪ 1163 01:03:52,009 --> 01:03:54,004 ♪ You wait and see ♪ 1164 01:03:54,006 --> 01:03:58,000 ♪ You'll feel my curse's ferocity. ♪ 1165 01:03:58,002 --> 01:03:59,008 (grunts) 1166 01:04:02,013 --> 01:04:04,005 (toilet flushes) 1167 01:04:07,003 --> 01:04:09,007 (Bella Yaga groaning) 1168 01:04:09,009 --> 01:04:10,017 (snickers) 1169 01:04:10,019 --> 01:04:12,015 ♪ ♪ 1170 01:04:12,017 --> 01:04:15,004 You wicked, ungrateful beast! 1171 01:04:15,006 --> 01:04:17,003 What have you done to me?! 1172 01:04:18,007 --> 01:04:19,018 (snickering) 1173 01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:21,017 (grunting) 1174 01:04:21,019 --> 01:04:23,021 (pained yelling) 1175 01:04:25,014 --> 01:04:27,015 (grunts, squeals) 1176 01:04:29,011 --> 01:04:31,000 (laughing) 1177 01:04:31,002 --> 01:04:33,001 What did you do? 1178 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:35,019 Given you an extra set of hands. 1179 01:04:35,021 --> 01:04:39,014 Like you said you wanted, every day, all the time. 1180 01:04:39,016 --> 01:04:42,003 (laughs) You never shut up about it. 1181 01:04:42,005 --> 01:04:44,010 (growls angrily) 1182 01:04:44,012 --> 01:04:46,006 Now I'm going to give you worms! 1183 01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:51,002 (gasping) 1184 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,003 (frustrated grunting) 1185 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,009 Ow! 1186 01:05:00,011 --> 01:05:02,009 - (shuddering) - BELLA YAGA: You stay put! 1187 01:05:02,011 --> 01:05:04,000 The worms are coming! 1188 01:05:04,002 --> 01:05:05,016 (yowls) 1189 01:05:05,018 --> 01:05:07,004 (whimpering) 1190 01:05:07,006 --> 01:05:08,008 THOMAS: Oh, no, no. 1191 01:05:08,010 --> 01:05:09,650 We slathered that magic stuff all over us, 1192 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,002 so we don't have to worry about her worms anymore. 1193 01:05:12,004 --> 01:05:12,023 Not the worms. 1194 01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:14,161 Not the worms. Not the worms. 1195 01:05:15,001 --> 01:05:16,007 (whimpering) 1196 01:05:16,009 --> 01:05:18,012 (gasps) Oh. 1197 01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:20,003 (sighs) 1198 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,023 - Oh, no. (whimpering) - (sighs) 1199 01:05:24,001 --> 01:05:26,011 Nothing, huh? 1200 01:05:26,013 --> 01:05:29,007 (muffled shrieking) 1201 01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:31,013 - (gasps) - (doll shrieking) 1202 01:05:40,012 --> 01:05:42,011 (sighs) 1203 01:05:42,013 --> 01:05:44,021 Guess she was able to break the spell. 1204 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:47,001 And after all that effort. 1205 01:05:47,003 --> 01:05:49,007 - (rumbling, crackling) - (gasps) 1206 01:05:51,006 --> 01:05:52,019 (gasps) 1207 01:05:58,003 --> 01:05:59,004 Hmm? 1208 01:06:00,006 --> 01:06:03,000 Just as I thought. Our spell worked perfectly. 1209 01:06:04,010 --> 01:06:07,015 The worms are all down on the floor and not doing us any harm. 1210 01:06:07,017 --> 01:06:09,002 (Thomas whimpering) 1211 01:06:09,004 --> 01:06:10,001 Why are you afraid? 1212 01:06:10,003 --> 01:06:11,007 Well, that's easy for you to say. 1213 01:06:11,009 --> 01:06:13,004 You're even worse than Custard. 1214 01:06:13,006 --> 01:06:14,019 (Thomas shudders) 1215 01:06:16,018 --> 01:06:18,008 Hmm. 1216 01:06:20,006 --> 01:06:22,020 Oh. Hang on. 1217 01:06:22,022 --> 01:06:25,001 Hey, Thomas, if the witch sees these worms 1218 01:06:25,003 --> 01:06:28,004 just sitting here, she'll know we protected ourselves. 1219 01:06:28,006 --> 01:06:30,012 Got to hide these. 1220 01:06:30,014 --> 01:06:31,020 (gasps) 1221 01:06:33,019 --> 01:06:36,008 ♪ ♪ 1222 01:06:39,014 --> 01:06:42,008 Isn't it funny how great ideas seem to come 1223 01:06:42,010 --> 01:06:44,019 right when you need them most? 1224 01:07:08,004 --> 01:07:11,003 THOMAS: (whimpers) W-What are you doing? 1225 01:07:12,011 --> 01:07:14,012 Sending each and every one of these worms 1226 01:07:14,014 --> 01:07:16,013 into the bathroom to hide them. 1227 01:07:16,015 --> 01:07:17,013 (gasps) 1228 01:07:17,015 --> 01:07:20,005 No! No! (stammering) 1229 01:07:20,007 --> 01:07:22,005 Aw, come on, Custard. 1230 01:07:22,007 --> 01:07:25,001 Sorry. Thomas. 1231 01:07:25,003 --> 01:07:27,002 - Don't do it! (stammering) - Come on, let's face it. 1232 01:07:27,004 --> 01:07:30,017 Worms are no big deal compared to, uh, three-armed Mar... 1233 01:07:30,019 --> 01:07:32,022 (Mandrake growling) 1234 01:07:34,020 --> 01:07:36,022 ♪ ♪ 1235 01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:44,021 (Mandrake yelling) 1236 01:07:51,015 --> 01:07:52,022 (heavy footstep thumps) 1237 01:07:55,021 --> 01:07:57,023 (growling) 1238 01:08:01,008 --> 01:08:03,006 Worms, is it? 1239 01:08:03,008 --> 01:08:07,002 If it's worms she wants, then that's what she'll get! 1240 01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:09,010 (demons cackling) 1241 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,022 Wow. 1242 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:21,003 (demons cackling and whooping wildly) 1243 01:08:21,005 --> 01:08:23,019 - (rumbling, crashing) - (Bella Yaga shouts) 1244 01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:24,014 BELLA YAGA: No, no, no, no, no! 1245 01:08:24,015 --> 01:08:26,513 It wasn't me! 1246 01:08:26,514 --> 01:08:28,009 I tell you, it wasn't me! 1247 01:08:28,011 --> 01:08:30,019 (grunts) 1248 01:08:30,021 --> 01:08:32,018 Why, you! 1249 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:36,005 You! You've gone and done it now! 1250 01:08:36,007 --> 01:08:37,013 Ah, you poor woman. 1251 01:08:37,015 --> 01:08:39,007 But it's your fault, you know. 1252 01:08:39,009 --> 01:08:42,006 - What did you say? - (heavy footstep thumps) 1253 01:08:42,008 --> 01:08:44,021 MANDRAKE: I told you that you were 1254 01:08:44,023 --> 01:08:46,004 not to disturb me! 1255 01:08:46,006 --> 01:08:48,022 - (screaming) - (growling) 1256 01:08:51,004 --> 01:08:52,006 (gasping) 1257 01:08:52,008 --> 01:08:53,019 ("Don't Disturb Me" playing over stereo) 1258 01:08:53,021 --> 01:08:55,012 ♪ Dancing ♪ 1259 01:08:55,014 --> 01:09:00,005 ♪ Oh, the shameful fairy lies and gossips ♪ 1260 01:09:00,007 --> 01:09:01,006 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1261 01:09:01,008 --> 01:09:04,014 Here, get rid of this nuisance, would you? 1262 01:09:04,016 --> 01:09:05,019 Huh? 1263 01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:07,012 After all, it would be wrong for me 1264 01:09:07,014 --> 01:09:09,018 to disturb you any further. 1265 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:12,007 - Isn't that right, Mr. Mandrake? - (Mandrake growling) 1266 01:09:12,009 --> 01:09:14,006 Now, you two can do whatever you want. 1267 01:09:14,008 --> 01:09:16,012 - I'll leave you to it. - (Bella Yaga whimpering) 1268 01:09:17,012 --> 01:09:19,017 (growling) 1269 01:09:21,001 --> 01:09:24,020 - ("Don't Disturb Me" continues) - MANDRAKE: Ah, come back...! 1270 01:09:27,017 --> 01:09:30,003 (gasps, grunts) 1271 01:09:30,005 --> 01:09:32,019 ♪ ♪ 1272 01:09:41,012 --> 01:09:44,004 Huh? "Earwig"? 1273 01:09:44,006 --> 01:09:45,021 - (gasps) - (crowd cheering) 1274 01:09:45,023 --> 01:09:46,021 No way! 1275 01:09:46,023 --> 01:09:47,021 ♪ Inside a freezing furnace ♪ 1276 01:09:47,023 --> 01:09:50,005 ♪ Coated ash from head to toe ♪ 1277 01:09:50,007 --> 01:09:51,021 ♪ Barefoot girl's feet are chapped ♪ 1278 01:09:51,023 --> 01:09:54,008 ♪ Sobbing loud 'cause she doesn't know ♪ 1279 01:09:54,010 --> 01:09:55,017 ♪ How long she'll have to wait ♪ 1280 01:09:55,019 --> 01:09:56,017 ♪ Until the prince of her dreams ♪ 1281 01:09:56,019 --> 01:09:58,005 ♪ comes through ♪ 1282 01:09:58,007 --> 01:10:03,019 ♪ On his big white horse to take her to the palace ♪ 1283 01:10:03,021 --> 01:10:05,014 ♪ Up in his castle tower ♪ 1284 01:10:05,016 --> 01:10:07,021 ♪ All around him are his toys ♪ 1285 01:10:07,023 --> 01:10:10,001 ♪ Looking all pale and gray ♪ 1286 01:10:10,003 --> 01:10:12,008 ♪ Little prince cowers like a boy ♪ 1287 01:10:12,010 --> 01:10:14,006 ♪ His door is shut secure ♪ 1288 01:10:14,008 --> 01:10:16,004 ♪ A hundred locks keep it nice and tight ♪ 1289 01:10:16,006 --> 01:10:18,023 ♪ The only girl the frightened ♪ 1290 01:10:19,001 --> 01:10:21,010 ♪ prince knows is his mommy ♪ 1291 01:10:21,012 --> 01:10:25,020 ♪ Oh, the foolish prince is lonely ♪ 1292 01:10:25,022 --> 01:10:30,010 ♪ Ah, the goofing girl seeks what she waits for ♪ 1293 01:10:30,012 --> 01:10:33,001 ♪ Oh, they don't know the doors ♪ 1294 01:10:33,003 --> 01:10:35,000 ♪ what they're there for ♪ 1295 01:10:35,002 --> 01:10:39,010 ♪ Waiting to be opened ♪ 1296 01:10:39,012 --> 01:10:42,016 ♪ Don't disturb me ♪ 1297 01:10:42,018 --> 01:10:45,002 ♪ I'm here to say ♪ 1298 01:10:45,004 --> 01:10:49,005 ♪ If you come bother me, I'll curse you away ♪ 1299 01:10:49,007 --> 01:10:51,015 ♪ Don't disturb me ♪ 1300 01:10:51,017 --> 01:10:53,017 ♪ Though you seem nice ♪ 1301 01:10:53,019 --> 01:10:58,007 ♪ If you're a bother, I'll... I'll curse you twice ♪ 1302 01:10:58,009 --> 01:11:02,019 ♪ Don't disturb me, I'm here to say ♪ 1303 01:11:02,021 --> 01:11:06,015 ♪ If you come bother me, I'll curse you away ♪ 1304 01:11:06,017 --> 01:11:09,015 ♪ Don't disturb me ♪ 1305 01:11:09,017 --> 01:11:11,013 ♪ You wait and see ♪ 1306 01:11:11,015 --> 01:11:16,006 ♪ You'll feel my curse's ferocity. ♪ 1307 01:11:16,008 --> 01:11:18,010 ♪ ♪ 1308 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,016 - MANDRAKE: That's enough. - (gasps) 1309 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:30,011 - (fingers snap) - (music stops) 1310 01:11:30,013 --> 01:11:32,014 Those worms she summoned were intended for you, weren't they? 1311 01:11:32,016 --> 01:11:34,015 Hey, mister, you were a rock star, right? 1312 01:11:34,017 --> 01:11:36,019 I love Earwig! I love it! 1313 01:11:36,021 --> 01:11:39,004 Also, who was that beautiful redhead lady? 1314 01:11:39,006 --> 01:11:40,013 - (gasps) Your girlfriend? - (growls) 1315 01:11:40,015 --> 01:11:44,009 Did that woman give you the worms or didn't she?! 1316 01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:48,003 Mm-hmm. And I tried to put them in the bathroom 1317 01:11:48,005 --> 01:11:51,008 through a hole in the wall to hide them from her. 1318 01:11:51,010 --> 01:11:53,015 It was a mistake. 1319 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:57,008 Magical worms will wriggle into magic places. 1320 01:11:57,010 --> 01:12:00,006 The worms made their way into my den. 1321 01:12:00,008 --> 01:12:01,017 Music is the same. 1322 01:12:01,019 --> 01:12:04,017 It carries you to magical places. 1323 01:12:05,019 --> 01:12:09,008 That woman will not do that to you again. 1324 01:12:09,010 --> 01:12:13,004 As for you, you won't do that again either. 1325 01:12:13,006 --> 01:12:15,008 I told her to teach you properly 1326 01:12:15,010 --> 01:12:17,015 so that I could then be left alone. 1327 01:12:17,017 --> 01:12:19,006 I don't like to be disturbed. 1328 01:12:19,008 --> 01:12:20,017 (gasps) Thank you! 1329 01:12:20,019 --> 01:12:24,007 She had amazing talent. 1330 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,022 For playing drums and fashioning spells. 1331 01:12:33,001 --> 01:12:36,006 Mister, what did Earwig break up over? 1332 01:12:36,008 --> 01:12:38,023 And who's the redhead? 1333 01:12:44,011 --> 01:12:46,005 ♪ ♪ 1334 01:12:46,007 --> 01:12:48,005 Not so fast! Stop! 1335 01:12:48,007 --> 01:12:49,018 What about the witches' law? 1336 01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:53,020 Enough! Whatever I end up doing, it'll be on my terms. 1337 01:12:58,010 --> 01:12:59,012 (scoffs) 1338 01:12:59,014 --> 01:13:01,007 So long, you coward. 1339 01:13:01,009 --> 01:13:03,023 Those 12 stubborn crones are in charge of a lot, 1340 01:13:04,001 --> 01:13:06,010 but they don't control my life. 1341 01:13:06,012 --> 01:13:07,020 (scoffs) 1342 01:13:14,019 --> 01:13:17,001 MANDRAKE: A hole left by a witch 1343 01:13:17,003 --> 01:13:19,004 can only be filled by a witch. 1344 01:13:19,006 --> 01:13:22,014 She simply... left us. 1345 01:13:24,006 --> 01:13:26,000 (sighs) 1346 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:28,013 Mister, I-I won't leave like that, 1347 01:13:28,015 --> 01:13:30,023 and I'll become a proper witch. 1348 01:13:31,001 --> 01:13:34,016 Please, sir. I can also help you with your writing. 1349 01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:36,013 I just want to be useful to you. 1350 01:13:36,015 --> 01:13:38,005 Time for you to go. 1351 01:13:39,003 --> 01:13:42,003 I don't like to be disturbed. 1352 01:13:42,005 --> 01:13:45,017 Mister, I-I just, I... 1353 01:13:45,019 --> 01:13:47,016 (grunts) 1354 01:13:47,018 --> 01:13:49,011 (gasps) 1355 01:13:49,013 --> 01:13:51,016 Wait a minute! Mister? 1356 01:13:51,018 --> 01:13:53,012 School starts tomorrow. 1357 01:13:53,014 --> 01:13:56,013 Would you mind telling her to let me go to class? 1358 01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:59,011 I really need to see my friend Custard. 1359 01:13:59,013 --> 01:14:01,003 - (sighs) - Custard is a bookworm, 1360 01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:02,018 just like you are. 1361 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,023 He's always reading. 1362 01:14:05,001 --> 01:14:06,601 But all he ever reads is science fiction. 1363 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,009 Maybe he should try reading a mystery once in a while. 1364 01:14:10,011 --> 01:14:14,002 So, would it be all right if I went to school during the day? 1365 01:14:14,004 --> 01:14:17,007 If I do, it'll be a lot more peaceful around here. 1366 01:14:19,001 --> 01:14:21,004 I'll consider it. 1367 01:14:24,022 --> 01:14:27,000 Uh... Oh, well. 1368 01:14:29,019 --> 01:14:31,008 (grunting softly) 1369 01:14:35,015 --> 01:14:37,003 (sighs) 1370 01:14:39,013 --> 01:14:41,000 You know, Thomas, 1371 01:14:41,002 --> 01:14:43,018 you and I can make them do just about 1372 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:45,012 - whatever we want them to. - Huh? 1373 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:48,019 The rest is up to one thing: me. 1374 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:51,007 - Huh? - Huh? 1375 01:14:56,004 --> 01:14:58,008 (broom sweeping broken glass) 1376 01:15:05,017 --> 01:15:07,001 (footsteps approaching) 1377 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,008 (Bella Yaga sighs) 1378 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:10,016 - I'll be learning magic. - (gasps) 1379 01:15:10,018 --> 01:15:12,008 Or so I was told. 1380 01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,007 Can't wait to start. 1381 01:15:15,021 --> 01:15:17,007 (sighs heavily) 1382 01:15:18,011 --> 01:15:21,013 Fine. I just wish I knew how you did it. (gasps) 1383 01:15:21,015 --> 01:15:23,015 - I just want to say thank you. - (Thomas choking) 1384 01:15:23,017 --> 01:15:25,005 We were talking just now, 1385 01:15:25,007 --> 01:15:27,004 and the Mandrake said you were a great witch 1386 01:15:27,006 --> 01:15:29,002 and a terrific drummer as well. 1387 01:15:29,004 --> 01:15:32,005 I hope I can be like you someday. 1388 01:15:32,007 --> 01:15:35,017 (stammering) 1389 01:15:35,019 --> 01:15:38,005 Stop that at once! 1390 01:15:38,007 --> 01:15:39,005 (panting) 1391 01:15:39,007 --> 01:15:42,003 Now then, cleaning comes first for you, 1392 01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:45,005 because we can't function in this mess. 1393 01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:46,008 (giggles) 1394 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:53,006 ♪ Don't disturb me, I'm here to say ♪ 1395 01:15:53,008 --> 01:15:57,014 ♪ If you come bother me, I'll curse you away. ♪ 1396 01:15:58,013 --> 01:15:59,015 (chuckles) 1397 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,014 Hey, Bella, why don't we all go on a picnic sometime? 1398 01:16:04,016 --> 01:16:06,010 In your nice yellow car. 1399 01:16:06,012 --> 01:16:08,014 You stupid girl. 1400 01:16:08,016 --> 01:16:09,216 If you've got time to do that, 1401 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,019 you've got time to learn a spell. 1402 01:16:11,021 --> 01:16:14,002 As for that car, it belongs to the Mandrake, and it's... 1403 01:16:14,004 --> 01:16:15,244 EARWIG: Oh, I was kind of hoping 1404 01:16:16,001 --> 01:16:17,015 that maybe you would drive me. 1405 01:16:17,017 --> 01:16:19,006 BELLA YAGA: Stupid girl. 1406 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,022 That's not what I'm talking about at all. 1407 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,000 ♪ ♪ 1408 01:16:29,017 --> 01:16:31,020 EARWIG: Six months have gone by sine 1409 01:16:31,022 --> 01:16:33,008 they took me into this house. 1410 01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:35,021 - Breakfast in bed with... - Now everyone here 1411 01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:37,019 does exactly what I want them to. 1412 01:16:37,021 --> 01:16:40,018 I mean, it's almost better than the orphanage. 1413 01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,023 ...and choice of bread. 1414 01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:43,013 The mixed grill. 1415 01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:45,016 That's what I'll have. 1416 01:16:45,018 --> 01:16:46,023 (yawns) 1417 01:16:47,001 --> 01:16:48,016 - These days, t he Mandrake's nice enough 1418 01:16:48,018 --> 01:16:50,013 - to call me "Dearwig." - (knock on door) 1419 01:16:50,015 --> 01:16:53,003 - Come in. - And I quite like it. 1420 01:16:53,005 --> 01:16:54,019 Dearwig. 1421 01:16:54,021 --> 01:16:56,007 Good morning, sir. 1422 01:16:56,009 --> 01:16:58,019 May I have the mixed grill today? 1423 01:16:58,021 --> 01:17:01,005 - (grunts) - Oh! 1424 01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:03,021 I read yesterday's manuscript. 1425 01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:05,019 It was so interesting. 1426 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,018 That part in the middle where the children wander into 1427 01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:11,002 the tower in the dark and then climb all the way to the top, 1428 01:17:11,004 --> 01:17:13,016 only to find a severed head instead of a bell... 1429 01:17:13,018 --> 01:17:15,007 so good! 1430 01:17:15,009 --> 01:17:16,018 (groaning softly) 1431 01:17:16,020 --> 01:17:18,016 When can I read more? 1432 01:17:18,018 --> 01:17:21,002 - (steam whistling) - I'll get right to it. 1433 01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:23,003 (grunting) 1434 01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:24,005 EARWIG: Even the demons, 1435 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,010 who are only loyal to the Mandrake, 1436 01:17:25,012 --> 01:17:27,018 are starting to do my bidding now. 1437 01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:29,018 - (fingers snap) - Oh, Demon! 1438 01:17:32,016 --> 01:17:36,012 You summoned me, my most beautiful and splendid mistress? 1439 01:17:36,014 --> 01:17:38,011 The Mandrake and I will have the mixed grill, 1440 01:17:38,013 --> 01:17:40,014 and Bella Yaga... 1441 01:17:40,016 --> 01:17:42,012 Even so, there's still one thing 1442 01:17:42,014 --> 01:17:45,008 I just can't get to seem to go my way. 1443 01:17:46,014 --> 01:17:49,012 No matter what I do, Custard won't come to visit. 1444 01:17:49,014 --> 01:17:51,000 - BELLA YAGA: Open it for me. - Mm-hmm. 1445 01:17:51,002 --> 01:17:52,002 EARWIG: He says he's 1446 01:17:52,004 --> 01:17:53,002 much too afraid of the Mandrake 1447 01:17:53,004 --> 01:17:56,002 to come anywhere near the house. 1448 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:59,007 (Mandrake growling angrily) 1449 01:18:02,005 --> 01:18:03,019 But it's all right. 1450 01:18:03,021 --> 01:18:05,023 Just like I made things go my way at my new home, 1451 01:18:06,001 --> 01:18:10,007 I'm sure I'll eventually be able to make Custard do what I want. 1452 01:18:11,007 --> 01:18:12,010 (grunts softly) 1453 01:18:12,012 --> 01:18:13,017 (vehicle approaching) 1454 01:18:13,019 --> 01:18:15,018 (shudders, gasps) 1455 01:18:22,008 --> 01:18:24,002 - (doorbell buzzing) - He's here! 1456 01:18:24,004 --> 01:18:25,012 (Bella Yaga chuckles) 1457 01:18:26,011 --> 01:18:29,001 (shivering) 1458 01:18:29,003 --> 01:18:30,020 Hmm? 1459 01:18:30,022 --> 01:18:32,012 (lock clicking) 1460 01:18:32,014 --> 01:18:34,018 Custard! You... 1461 01:18:34,020 --> 01:18:36,004 (gasps) 1462 01:18:37,005 --> 01:18:40,016 Merry Christmas, Earwig. 1463 01:18:41,014 --> 01:18:43,017 (upbeat song playing) 1464 01:18:59,019 --> 01:19:01,017 (singers harmonizing) 1465 01:19:09,014 --> 01:19:11,017 (woman singing in Japanese) 1466 01:19:41,015 --> 01:19:43,019 (song continues in Japanese) 1467 01:20:13,017 --> 01:22:15,022 ♪ ♪ 1468 01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:33,022 (song ends) 95100

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