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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,518 --> 00:00:03,969 [intense music] 2 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:14,531 [ominous music] 3 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:21,193 [water dripping] 4 00:00:37,865 --> 00:00:39,625 [suspenseful music] 5 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:42,594 [guns firing] 6 00:00:42,628 --> 00:00:45,183 [cyborg] Come on, you piece of shit! 7 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:48,876 [laser firing] [people screaming] 8 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:50,153 Die! 9 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,916 Now everybody's dead! 10 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:56,642 [maniacal laughing] 11 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:58,299 [Moira] Step into the portal! 12 00:00:58,334 --> 00:01:00,577 I've got a job for you in the past! 13 00:01:00,612 --> 00:01:04,581 ["Payback" by Dyke Hard] 14 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,315 ♪ Payback! 15 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:17,042 ♪ My time and my love And my hope ♪ 16 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,149 ♪ And my songs and my faith My emotions ♪ 17 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:21,322 ♪ Payback! 18 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:22,944 ♪ My belief in myself 19 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:24,498 ♪ And my self-confidence 20 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:26,879 ♪ And my deeper emotions 21 00:01:26,914 --> 00:01:28,467 ♪ Payback! 22 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:32,126 ♪ My sad, lonely efforts And strains ♪ 23 00:01:32,161 --> 00:01:34,611 ♪ My heartache and pain 24 00:01:34,956 --> 00:01:36,613 ♪ Dyke Hard! 25 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:42,343 [Moira] This is the story of three friends 26 00:01:42,723 --> 00:01:45,622 at the bottom of the school hierarchy. 27 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,522 Unexpectedly sharing their fate 28 00:01:48,556 --> 00:01:50,489 with the toughest dyke in school. 29 00:01:50,731 --> 00:01:52,250 [laughing] 30 00:01:52,284 --> 00:01:54,252 It all started when Peggy got an idea. 31 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:56,668 Of course! 32 00:01:57,531 --> 00:01:59,602 [Peggy] I know what we should do! 33 00:01:59,878 --> 00:02:01,673 -Start... -A... 34 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:03,468 [the three of them] Band! 35 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:06,367 A band! 36 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:10,337 Really? You're gonna start a little baby band? 37 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:11,924 It's gonna be a cool band, 38 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,754 'cos I'm gonna be in it! 39 00:02:13,788 --> 00:02:15,618 [Moira] Everybody was afraid of Riff, 40 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:16,688 even the bullies. 41 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:17,930 [screaming] 42 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:20,623 Born to be a rock star, 43 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:23,522 Riff needed a backup band that was easy to boss around. 44 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,318 They started raising money, 45 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:30,219 bought some crappy instruments, and finally Dyke Hard was born. 46 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,981 And before they knew it, they got their first gig. 47 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,399 It was just at the local youth club. 48 00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:40,194 But the right people, showed up. 49 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:43,404 Texas was an agent for a major record label. 50 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,337 And Dyke Hard got signed! 51 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:49,238 After that, things happened pretty fast. 52 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:50,860 They recorded a single 53 00:02:50,894 --> 00:02:52,689 and snuck it into all the cool parties. 54 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:56,003 Soon people couldn't get enough. "Payback" was a big hit! 55 00:02:56,037 --> 00:02:59,179 And almost overnight Dyke Hard were stars! 56 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:01,111 Everybody listened to "Payback". 57 00:03:01,146 --> 00:03:02,423 And wherever they went, 58 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,873 they were chased by devoted fans. 59 00:03:03,907 --> 00:03:05,564 [crowd screaming excitedly] 60 00:03:06,945 --> 00:03:08,153 ♪ Payback! 61 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:10,673 ♪ My time and my love And my hope ♪ 62 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:13,710 ♪ And my songs And my faith, my emotions ♪ 63 00:03:13,745 --> 00:03:15,609 [Moira] Then came the fights. 64 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:18,439 They had a hard time coming up with new material. 65 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:19,992 Sales went down... 66 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:21,787 ♪ Payback! 67 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,720 ...and Dyke Hard dropped from the charts. 68 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:26,758 They hit the rock bottom of rock. 69 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,692 And that's the last that was ever heard of them. 70 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,383 ♪ Payback! 71 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:33,937 Until now... 72 00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:36,664 [crowd groaning] 73 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:38,597 Thank you, thank you. 74 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:43,050 Here's a little song I wrote the other night... 75 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:46,260 while I watched your mothers get undressed. 76 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:49,505 [crowd booing] [slow guitar riffing] 77 00:03:49,539 --> 00:03:51,472 Boo! 78 00:03:51,748 --> 00:03:53,267 [Riff] Yeah! 79 00:03:53,302 --> 00:03:56,891 ♪ I have written my own song -Shut up! 80 00:03:56,926 --> 00:04:00,654 ♪ Everybody, come on Sing along ♪ 81 00:04:00,688 --> 00:04:02,690 [glass shattering] [crowd booing] 82 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:05,245 -You suck! -Boo! 83 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,422 Who the hell threw that? 84 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:12,493 Well, fuck you, too! 85 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:14,978 [Riff] Come on! 86 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,674 I'm too big for this place anyway! 87 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,607 [suspenseful piano music] [Moira] Hmh. 88 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,299 [sighing] 89 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,611 Rough night, huh? 90 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,199 [Riff] Yeah, tell me about it. 91 00:04:29,234 --> 00:04:32,030 [Buck] Oh, here's something to cheer you up. 92 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,101 Thanks, Buck. You're a real doll. 93 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:36,517 Don't worry, it's on the house. 94 00:04:36,552 --> 00:04:39,037 [Buck] If you think you had it bad, 95 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,626 I've slept with every man in this bar. 96 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,421 I mean look at them! 97 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,077 Thor's such a bore, 98 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:49,841 Gary, he's too hairy and Amid is just a kid. 99 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,981 I'm tired of meeting men in bars. 100 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,121 I'd like to meet men behind bars. 101 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:57,745 [MC] And now what you've all have been waiting for. 102 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:00,541 Our very own Buck Blossom! 103 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,267 [crowd cheering and applauding] 104 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,270 Huh? Oh, that's me! 105 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:11,897 He's a real veterinarian and specializes in bears! 106 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,761 [crowd whooping and whistling] 107 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:15,936 I guess that's my cue. 108 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,664 Gotta run, dolls. See ya later! 109 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:22,080 [upbeat dance music] 110 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,289 ♪ Gimme good times, baby! 111 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,641 [MC] He also makes house calls. 112 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:36,059 Here! 113 00:05:36,266 --> 00:05:39,373 [MC] He's got a PhD in Big and Hairy. 114 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:40,926 [someone in the crowd] Come on! 115 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,169 [crowd cheering] 116 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:43,619 Come to Daddy! 117 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:51,868 [MC] You've got a problem, he's got the cure! 118 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:53,594 For sure! 119 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:04,156 But no bare back, only bear back! 120 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:11,371 [Lola] Hey! Oh, hey! 121 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:16,583 Oh! I think you guys were great! 122 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:21,622 I've loved "Payback" since the first time I heard it. 123 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:23,348 Thank you! 124 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,385 I mean, "Payback", I mean, I guess 125 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,076 -it's our only hit single. [scoffing] 126 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:30,666 But if we don't come up with something new that's good, 127 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,116 'cos otherwise we'll be has-beens. [chuckles] 128 00:06:33,151 --> 00:06:34,601 [someone in the bar] You already are! 129 00:06:34,635 --> 00:06:38,225 [Lola] Maybe you should start your second song 130 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:40,261 with only drums. 131 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:42,919 Who asked your opinion anyway? 132 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:45,025 You're not even in the band! 133 00:06:45,059 --> 00:06:49,547 Hey, I'm just trying to help! I'm a big fan of yours! 134 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:50,720 Scram! 135 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:52,066 [Lola gasps] 136 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:54,483 [whistles] [clears throat] 137 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:55,415 [Riff] Stay! 138 00:06:56,795 --> 00:06:57,727 [sighing] 139 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,836 What? 140 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:05,666 [Scotty] "Pay the parking fee before Wednesday or else!" 141 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:08,807 Wednesday! That's tomorrow! 142 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:09,774 Damn! 143 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,535 [Peggy] Let's go see Texas. 144 00:07:12,742 --> 00:07:13,916 Yeah, come on! 145 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:16,988 [Peggy] Being our manager and all, 146 00:07:17,022 --> 00:07:19,266 Texas has to help us. 147 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,443 [kissing] 148 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,341 Hey, Texas! 149 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:28,758 Did we get any money from our last gig? 150 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,898 [Texas] Are you kidding? 151 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:35,455 You're a bunch of good-for-nothing losers! 152 00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:38,492 And I've been wasting my time on you! 153 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:39,459 [sighing] 154 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,184 I've got bigger fish to fry! 155 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,292 Breakaway pop hits, reality TV stars... 156 00:07:45,844 --> 00:07:47,812 You know, real talent! 157 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:51,471 So get out of my face before I throw you out! 158 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:53,058 It's over! 159 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,266 [hisses] 160 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:59,409 Oh, it's such a shitty business. You have no idea! 161 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:02,654 Hey, I'm back! I got pizza! 162 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,001 [Riff] Tex is right. 163 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,210 You guys are a bunch of losers. 164 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:10,455 Peggy, I'm so sick and tired of your whining. 165 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:13,354 And Bandito, 166 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:15,633 you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. 167 00:08:15,978 --> 00:08:18,394 And Scotty, you're such a nutty nerd. 168 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:21,708 I can't believe I've stayed with you guys for so long. 169 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:24,124 I'm going solo! 170 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:26,333 [Bandito] Wait! Wait a minute, Riff, 171 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,335 we can change! Riff! 172 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:31,269 [slow sensual music] 173 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:42,970 [Bandito] Without Riff we're doomed. 174 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:45,110 How can someone just leave like that? 175 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,630 I'm glad Riff quit. 176 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:50,150 Can't you see we've been oppressed? 177 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:52,152 [Bandito] What? -Come on! 178 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:54,534 Now we can finally play the music we like 179 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,329 without getting beaten up. [Scotty clears throat] 180 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,746 With no one to scare away our fans, 181 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,748 we might even get laid! 182 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,128 [sighing] 183 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:05,096 I guess you're right. 184 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:07,305 It is awful how Riff treated that Lola. 185 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:12,621 But we're going to be nice to each other and to everybody. 186 00:09:13,691 --> 00:09:15,175 [passionate moaning] 187 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:18,109 [yawning] 188 00:09:18,419 --> 00:09:22,285 -I'm beat. Let's go to bed. -Yeah. 189 00:09:22,527 --> 00:09:23,597 Scotty! 190 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:28,671 [clears throat] 191 00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:35,575 [heavy breathing] 192 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,647 Oh, pathetic... 193 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,688 [liquid splashing] 194 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:52,350 [humming] 195 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,352 [giggling] 196 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,700 [fire whooshing] 197 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:07,054 [fire crackling] 198 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:10,299 [birds tweeting] 199 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:18,169 [snoring] 200 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,313 Note to self: 201 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,522 Do not repeat 202 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:29,559 utilization of this vehicle for energy recovery. 203 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:33,598 We must get our caravan unbarred before tonight! 204 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,359 Good morning! 205 00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:41,192 Hey! 206 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:42,365 [grunts] 207 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:44,540 What happened to our mobile home? 208 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:47,716 [screaming] Ah, Dios mío!My dresses! 209 00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:50,926 Spontaneous combustion! 210 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,205 I never thought I'd witness it in my lifetime! 211 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:55,655 [gasping] 212 00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,587 My Snaggletooth! 213 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:02,109 Without my action figures my retirement funds are... 214 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,561 insufficient! 215 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,081 But the note said Wednesday! 216 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,946 Well, I thought that meant tonight. 217 00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:16,123 Well, I guess today is also technically Wednesday. 218 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:20,093 But I don't think the landlord could've done this. 219 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:22,682 We must report this to the authorities. 220 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,615 They will investigate the matter professionally. 221 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:30,828 Yeah, we should call the cops, but can we have breakfast first? 222 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,622 Cos I'm starving! 223 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,142 Come on, guys! 224 00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:40,216 No, don't eat me! 225 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:41,942 I'm just a little bun! 226 00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:44,186 [piano music] 227 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:53,436 -I will call the police now. -OK. 228 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,440 [Bandito] What's the matter? Don't you like buns? 229 00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:59,477 [Peggy] Hey, what's this? 230 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,724 TV is having a battle of the bands! 231 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:08,417 The winner gets a contract with Wolf Records! 232 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,282 [Bandito] Let me see! Let me see! 233 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:12,766 [gasping] 234 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,803 And 10,000 dollars! Come on! 235 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,667 Better hurry, it's only three days away! 236 00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:23,604 Can we please use your phone? 237 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:24,536 Get back! 238 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,159 [Peggy] What the heck? 239 00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:28,161 I'd like to make an application. 240 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,958 It's Dyke Hard. 241 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,511 [whooshing and banging] 242 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,306 Dyke Hard! 243 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:40,518 -Woo-hoo! -Yeah! 244 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,691 [camera clicking] 245 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,453 [chuckling maliciously] 246 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,317 [suspenseful piano music] 247 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,698 It begins. 248 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:53,220 [upbeat pop music] 249 00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:00,296 ♪ Our love sets me free 250 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:04,059 Oh my God! We're gonna be on TV! 251 00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:07,510 But what are we gonna wear? Do I look OK? 252 00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:08,788 [Scotty] Bandito, 253 00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,929 kindly focus your attention on the road ahead, please! 254 00:13:11,963 --> 00:13:13,068 What did you say? 255 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,483 [body thumping] 256 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,485 [tires screeching] [women gasping] 257 00:13:16,519 --> 00:13:18,176 [Peggy] Jesus Christ! -Shit! 258 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:19,695 [solemn guitar music] 259 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:22,215 [mumbled voices] 260 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,013 Can you hear me? 261 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,635 [Moira] Dawn was a Thai boxer 262 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,740 on the way to a martial arts tournament 263 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,294 that was being held the same day 264 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,020 as The Battle of the Bands in the big city. 265 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,333 Luckily Dawn wasn't too badly hurt by the accident, 266 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:40,095 but was offered a seat in the car for compensation. 267 00:13:40,302 --> 00:13:42,580 So you're going to the big city, too. 268 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,134 We'll give you a ride! Please, don't sue us! 269 00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:47,205 You wouldn't get anything. 270 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,622 We're broke. 271 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:52,970 [upbeat guitar music] 272 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:55,800 [Bandito] And then we used to dress up 273 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,078 and play pirates on the porch! 274 00:13:58,113 --> 00:14:01,910 That was my favorite game until I was like 13. 275 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:03,981 I like games, too. 276 00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:05,534 When I was little, 277 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,985 my master used to shoot arrows at me with a bow. 278 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,400 OK. 279 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,713 [grunting] 280 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,167 Huh? 281 00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:20,687 Prison guard? 282 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:21,861 Yeah! 283 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:22,931 Wow! 284 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,313 I want that job. 285 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:27,659 Yeah! 286 00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,144 [water splashing] 287 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:30,731 [growling] 288 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:34,425 [whistling] 289 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:38,567 [humming] 290 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,192 [groans] 291 00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:47,714 [grunting] 292 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,374 [horn honking] 293 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,203 [person in car] Get back to the 80's, you freak! 294 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,690 [sighing] 295 00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:02,246 [gentle music] 296 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,248 Fuck! 297 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:06,940 [tires screeching] 298 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:07,941 Huh? 299 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:10,219 [Moira] Need a ride? -Wow! Yeah! 300 00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:12,118 Where to? 301 00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:14,120 -Any place but this dump. [Moira chuckling] 302 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,845 -I think I can manage that. -Cool! 303 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,606 -Get in! -All right! 304 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:24,337 [tires screeching] [Riff whooping] 305 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:30,446 [Moira] I've got a terribly long road ahead of me. 306 00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:33,553 Perhaps hearing your story will make it shorter. 307 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:35,796 What's eating you? 308 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,179 It's my band. I broke up with them. 309 00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,733 'Cos they're a bunch of losers. 310 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,702 And now I'm all alone. 311 00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:46,807 [Moira laughing] 312 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,602 Oh, that must feel terrible. 313 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:53,435 [Scoffing] No, I'm better off without that dead weight. 314 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,058 But there's a big battle of the bands 315 00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:57,370 in the big city on Saturday, 316 00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:59,096 and I can't be in it. 317 00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:01,236 Why? 318 00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,617 Because of some stupid contract with our record label. 319 00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:06,379 That sucks! 'Cos I know, 320 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,969 without those morons I could be going places. 321 00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,833 Well, despite having just met you, 322 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:14,318 I'd be delighted to help. 323 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:18,598 Help me? Why? You don't even know me. 324 00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:22,222 And besides, why would anyone help anyone? 325 00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,914 You see, I'm an entrepreneur. 326 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:28,056 I started with two empty hands, and now... 327 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,437 [tires screeching] 328 00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:33,854 [Riff] Wow! [Moira] Voilà! 329 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,891 -Wow! -You see, 330 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:38,135 you remind me of myself. 331 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:41,379 Many years ago I was young, misunderstood... 332 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,278 The whole world was against me. 333 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:46,039 But then when things couldn't get any worse, 334 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,972 a stranger appeared came out of nowhere 335 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,594 and gave me a fresh start. 336 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,080 I never got to thank that stranger. 337 00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:54,668 So I'd like to repay the favor to you. 338 00:16:56,808 --> 00:17:00,812 Wow, that's awfully generous of you, Miss... 339 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,400 Moira. 340 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,471 Just call me Moira. Now come on inside. 341 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:06,301 I'll show you what I can do for you. 342 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:07,336 Great. 343 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,650 [Moira] I never got any help from anyone. 344 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,411 And neither will you, my "friend". 345 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:16,138 [suspenseful piano music] -Wow. 346 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:22,075 [reveille horn music] 347 00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:34,329 -Knock knock! -Who's there? 348 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,709 [Buck chuckling] 349 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,924 -Boo! -Boo who? 350 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,411 Don't cry, I'll take the job. 351 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:48,584 [laughing] 352 00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,069 Very funny. 353 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:54,245 So, big boy, you like to play games? 354 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,591 [assertively] Uh-uh. 355 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:58,491 But can you handle a few bad men? 356 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:03,116 Let's see if they can handle me. You see, I'm pretty bad myself. 357 00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:06,602 [warden] Hmh... 358 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,743 See what I mean? 359 00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:12,712 [approvingly] Mm. Well, all right! 360 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:16,336 -When can you start? -Right away, Master! 361 00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:18,338 [chuckling] 362 00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:20,029 Show me your ass. 363 00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,686 -My ass? -Yeah. 364 00:18:22,963 --> 00:18:26,312 All right, I'll show you my ass. 365 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:28,693 [loud stamping] 366 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,835 Now you're mine! 367 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,286 [soft music] 368 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,426 [Moira] I can make you a star. 369 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:40,395 I don't doubt it. 370 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,950 You have way better taste than my previous manager, Texas. 371 00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:51,233 But how are we gonna get rid of Dyke Hard before Saturday? 372 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:55,272 By "get rid of", what exactly do you mean? 373 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,412 I mean murder! [slaps] 374 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:58,861 Kill! [sword slashes] 375 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,069 Assassinate. [rope tightens] 376 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,450 Exterminate. [gun firing] 377 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,143 [in agreement] Mm. -With Dyke Hard out of the way, 378 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:08,285 I would be able to show my own true solo talent 379 00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:11,011 at The Battle of the Bands! 380 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:12,530 You are driven, aren't you? 381 00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:16,603 And I appreciate that tenacity and rugged determinism. 382 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,191 But we must make sure 383 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,193 none of this can be traced back to you. 384 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:21,712 You see, murder 385 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,817 would be a terrible blight on your career. 386 00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:27,890 But with a clean past you could go from rock star 387 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,202 to movie star, 388 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,204 to business tycoon, 389 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,621 governor or even president! 390 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:37,141 Oh... Yeah, I knew that. 391 00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:39,247 If we only had a plan. 392 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,214 [Moira laughing evilly] 393 00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:44,148 [all laughing evilly] 394 00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:49,740 Yes. 395 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,674 [Riff] What? [hydraulics hissing] 396 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,986 [Riff] Invisible door! [Moira humming] 397 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:56,229 [Riff] Awesome! 398 00:19:58,818 --> 00:19:59,922 [horn honks] 399 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:02,615 Fill 'er up! 400 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,242 -And now for snacks! -Yeah! 401 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:13,142 I will locate and utilize the restroom facilities. 402 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:20,357 [Peggy] Are you coming, Dawn? -I'll stay here and contemplate. 403 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,329 What's Dawn contemplating? 404 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:31,126 I've perceived no indication of any particular subject. 405 00:20:31,575 --> 00:20:32,783 -No, no. -No? 406 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:34,578 As a footnote, however, 407 00:20:34,612 --> 00:20:37,339 I've read that when performing oral sex 408 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:40,273 one should write the alphabet with one's tongue... 409 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:42,862 until climax is achieved. 410 00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:44,829 Usually around the letter K. 411 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,004 Hm, how? 412 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,558 [bell dings] [gas station worker] Welcome! 413 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:54,391 -How may I help you? -Do you sell tacos here? 414 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:58,326 -Certainly, Miss. -And what about clams? 415 00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:00,189 I'm afraid not, 416 00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:03,123 but there's a fish market a few miles up the road. 417 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,576 And do you have any... rugs? 418 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,444 [Scotty] "Insert hand". 419 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:18,104 [lighthearted bright music] ♪ La, la, la, lesbian 420 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:34,707 ♪ Lesbian girl [Scotty moaning] 421 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,644 ♪ You make me feel So transsexual ♪ 422 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:46,926 Mhm... Maybe you could give me a call someday 423 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,309 and we could talk some more about your... work. 424 00:21:52,656 --> 00:21:57,661 -Thank you, come again! -I think I will... come again. 425 00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:00,491 ♪ You make me feel So transsexual ♪ 426 00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:05,358 ♪ You make me feel So ladylike ♪ 427 00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:10,018 ♪ You turn me into a dyke 428 00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:14,091 [electronic warbling] 429 00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:17,784 [bell rings] Wow! What's all this? 430 00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:18,992 [chuckles] 431 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:21,409 Well, it's a precaution really. 432 00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:25,067 To keep track of jealous people's pathetic attempts 433 00:22:25,102 --> 00:22:27,138 to stand in my way. 434 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:28,899 It's like playing detective. 435 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:31,557 It's like... a hobby of mine. 436 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:34,456 But come over here, take a look at this! 437 00:22:34,491 --> 00:22:35,768 [Riff gasping] 438 00:22:35,802 --> 00:22:37,942 [machine] The target Dyke Hard located. 439 00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:38,874 [Riff] Wow! 440 00:22:39,703 --> 00:22:41,808 Can you monitor anyone with these? 441 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:43,638 -Sure. -Aha! 442 00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:46,261 [Moira grunting] 443 00:22:47,573 --> 00:22:48,988 [Riff] Cool... 444 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:50,714 So you've got like a whole private army 445 00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:56,236 with roller skaters, wrestlers, ninjas... 446 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,411 Well, yes, I do have all those things... 447 00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:02,519 but I've found that the cleanest, most reliable way 448 00:23:02,553 --> 00:23:03,934 to get things done 449 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,763 is to do them... yourself. 450 00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:10,389 -You mean you're gonna do it? -No, I mean you're gonna do it. 451 00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:14,220 That way no one can turn on you in court 452 00:23:14,254 --> 00:23:16,843 or sell you out to the press. 453 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:19,915 In fact, I think your boundless enthusiasm 454 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:23,540 will make sure that we have a perfect execution. 455 00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:25,576 [Moira laughing] [Riff gasps] 456 00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:26,612 [Riff] Uh-huh. 457 00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,098 Ta da! 458 00:23:30,788 --> 00:23:31,720 [Riff gasps] 459 00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:36,242 Great plan! 460 00:23:36,656 --> 00:23:37,692 Oh, sorry. 461 00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:41,143 [Peggy] My God! 462 00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:45,769 Would you look at Dawn's action movie routine! 463 00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:50,014 Those toned arms, that muscular back, 464 00:23:50,049 --> 00:23:51,913 defined six pack... 465 00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:55,123 determined chin. 466 00:23:56,262 --> 00:23:57,643 What a poser! 467 00:23:57,677 --> 00:23:59,334 [chuckles] 468 00:23:59,368 --> 00:24:02,406 Wow! I never realized that Dawn was that hot! Yeah! 469 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,961 [lighthearted instrumental music] 470 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:09,309 [Riff] There! [chuckles] They won't know what hit 'em! 471 00:24:09,344 --> 00:24:11,277 [ping] [Riff laughs] 472 00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:13,555 [loud crash] [tires screeching] 473 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:16,420 [car sputtering] 474 00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:21,287 [Bandito] Bam! Just like that! In the middle of nowhere. 475 00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:22,530 [Bandito gasps] 476 00:24:23,531 --> 00:24:26,050 Hum... I hope this car's equipped 477 00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:27,949 with a spare tire suitable for the season. 478 00:24:28,328 --> 00:24:32,988 [wolf howling] [ominous organ music] 479 00:24:36,129 --> 00:24:37,061 Look! 480 00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:38,477 I'll go ask for help. 481 00:24:39,201 --> 00:24:41,480 Maybe they can lend us a spare tire. 482 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:45,794 That house looks like a total ghost house. 483 00:24:45,829 --> 00:24:48,797 I wouldn't set my foot in it for a million dollars. 484 00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:53,077 Dawn has been absent for about 8 minutes and 43 seconds. 485 00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:56,425 I see it as my duty to check out the status of the expedition. 486 00:24:56,771 --> 00:25:01,223 [ominous music] [Bandito panicking] 487 00:25:01,258 --> 00:25:03,605 Scotty! Wait! Can I come with you? 488 00:25:04,054 --> 00:25:06,470 -Scotty! -Bandito! 489 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,577 We're staying here! Bandito! 490 00:25:09,611 --> 00:25:13,684 [ominous music] 491 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:22,935 [thunder clapping] [creepy laughter] 492 00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:31,219 Hello? 493 00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:34,360 Anybody... home? 494 00:25:34,394 --> 00:25:36,569 [Bandito] Dawn? Dawn? 495 00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:39,296 Ah! Look! 496 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:40,746 Footsteps! 497 00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:41,919 This way! 498 00:25:44,232 --> 00:25:46,683 [all screaming] 499 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:48,892 [Dawn] What's going on here? [Bandito] Dawn! 500 00:25:48,926 --> 00:25:51,688 -Thank God you're all right! [Scotty] I see you are well! 501 00:25:51,722 --> 00:25:52,723 We just witnessed 502 00:25:52,758 --> 00:25:54,449 an intriguing phenomenon. 503 00:25:54,483 --> 00:25:55,657 [Dawn] You're just imagining things! [ominous growling] 504 00:25:55,692 --> 00:25:57,625 No! They were right here! 505 00:25:57,797 --> 00:25:59,109 I've checked all the floors. 506 00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,801 There's nothing to be afraid of. [ominous growling] 507 00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,701 This place has been abandoned for a long time. 508 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:08,325 Maybe we should spend a night here. 509 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,673 Over my dead body! [creepy groaning] 510 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:14,711 Come on, Pegs, you know we can't afford a motel room! 511 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:19,785 [Dawn] We'll need... fire wood, blankets, tools... 512 00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:22,132 And a spare tire would be great. 513 00:26:22,442 --> 00:26:25,618 Let's split up and see what we can find. OK? 514 00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:30,450 [distant screaming] 515 00:26:30,727 --> 00:26:32,280 [piano notes] 516 00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:35,214 Scotty, we need to find blankets and wood now! 517 00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:37,078 You can play the piano later. 518 00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:39,459 [slow piano music] 519 00:26:40,253 --> 00:26:43,774 [ghostly wailing and whispering] 520 00:26:43,809 --> 00:26:45,051 [Scotty gasping] 521 00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,884 [nervously humming] 522 00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:51,679 [ghostly breathing] 523 00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:53,197 [ghost] Come to me! 524 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:57,616 Come to me! [Scotty hypnotically hums] 525 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,583 Come to me! 526 00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:03,656 [softly] Hi. 527 00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:05,554 What a dump! 528 00:27:11,284 --> 00:27:14,633 [Bandito whistling nonchalantly] 529 00:27:18,602 --> 00:27:19,568 [humming a trumpet] 530 00:27:21,778 --> 00:27:22,951 Yeah! 531 00:27:25,885 --> 00:27:27,956 Getting warmer! 532 00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:36,516 Now that's what I'm talkin' about! 533 00:27:36,551 --> 00:27:38,035 My own tool belt! 534 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,555 [gasps] 535 00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:41,660 Cool! 536 00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,316 Hot! 537 00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:44,973 [Bandito] Ow! [hissing] 538 00:27:45,008 --> 00:27:48,425 Ow! Ow! That's too hot! 539 00:27:48,805 --> 00:27:49,702 Ow! 540 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:51,670 What? 541 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:55,743 [tire growling] [Bandito screaming] 542 00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:56,847 [Scotty groaning] 543 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:59,954 [low hum] 544 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:12,414 [undoing the zipper] [ghostly laughing] 545 00:28:12,449 --> 00:28:15,590 [ghostly laughing] [belt unbuckling] 546 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:18,558 [scared whimpering] 547 00:28:23,529 --> 00:28:24,703 [moaning] 548 00:28:27,809 --> 00:28:30,570 [Scotty moans] 549 00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:33,401 [gasps] 550 00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:38,268 [moaning] 551 00:28:41,443 --> 00:28:44,101 [Peggy] Oh... shiny. 552 00:28:45,102 --> 00:28:46,621 No one will notice. 553 00:28:48,174 --> 00:28:52,178 [ghost groaning] [chandelier twinkling] 554 00:28:52,213 --> 00:28:53,662 [jingling necklace] Hum... 555 00:28:54,456 --> 00:28:55,664 [inquisitively] Huh? 556 00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:58,322 [gasps] 557 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:00,946 A regular job? 558 00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:05,640 [Peggy screaming] 559 00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:09,713 [creepy laughing] 560 00:29:10,024 --> 00:29:17,031 ♪ La, la, la Lesbian ♪ 561 00:29:17,065 --> 00:29:19,896 Yes! Um... [Scotty moaning] 562 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,207 [squishing] 563 00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:24,452 [ghost moaning] [Scotty groaning] 564 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:27,041 [creaking] 565 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:29,008 [slurping] [ghost excitable] 566 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:30,872 ♪ Lesbian girl 567 00:29:30,907 --> 00:29:32,287 [ghost moaning] 568 00:29:32,322 --> 00:29:34,531 [Scotty] You naughty, naughty ghost! 569 00:29:36,705 --> 00:29:38,500 [both moaning] 570 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:45,335 [climax panting] [fireworks exploding] 571 00:29:49,546 --> 00:29:51,410 I guess someone's been here. 572 00:29:53,412 --> 00:29:55,138 Well, they're not here now. 573 00:29:58,072 --> 00:30:00,315 [ghostly growling] [Dawn grunting] 574 00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:09,462 I need to find the others. 575 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:12,534 [ghost moaning] 576 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,438 Holy moly! 577 00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:26,617 Thank you! 578 00:30:27,895 --> 00:30:29,172 [ghost sighs] 579 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,107 [ghostly giggling] 580 00:30:33,659 --> 00:30:34,660 [Peggy] Ah! 581 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:37,318 Dawn, do I look like someone 582 00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:39,596 who'll end up working in a regular job? 583 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,942 -No! -Forever? 584 00:30:40,977 --> 00:30:43,082 You look like a talented musician 585 00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:45,188 with a flawless complexion. 586 00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:50,089 But where are the others? 587 00:30:52,195 --> 00:30:55,612 Dawn! Peggy! This place is haunted for real! 588 00:30:57,476 --> 00:31:00,306 OK, group, it's just a few hours until dawn. 589 00:31:00,341 --> 00:31:02,170 [Bandito scatting] Da-da-da-da-Dawn. 590 00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:03,654 [Dawn] Huh. [Bandito] Oh! 591 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:08,211 [Dawn] Let's stick together and wait this one out. 592 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,178 [Scotty grunts] 593 00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:11,524 Firewood. 594 00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:14,079 [wood breaks] 595 00:31:14,113 --> 00:31:16,115 [fire whooshing] [all gasping] 596 00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:18,911 [ghostly laughing] 597 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:20,533 [all screaming] 598 00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:22,742 My master taught me some protective spells. 599 00:31:25,297 --> 00:31:29,404 [ominous piano music] [Dawn chanting] 600 00:31:36,377 --> 00:31:38,310 [ghostly whistling] 601 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:40,795 You did it! 602 00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:43,039 [wind whooshing] 603 00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:45,351 [sniffs] 604 00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:49,493 -Oh, stand back, evil temptress! -Who are you talking to? 605 00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:52,703 [echoey drone] 606 00:31:52,738 --> 00:31:55,775 Well, well, well, so... 607 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:57,605 [all gasping] 608 00:31:57,846 --> 00:32:00,608 You think you can outsmart me! 609 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,299 [ghostly laughing] Ha, ha, ha! 610 00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,474 We'll see about that! 611 00:32:04,681 --> 00:32:09,341 Tell me: what do you think about my twins? 612 00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:11,067 [eerie fairground music] 613 00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:12,551 [Bandito screaming] 614 00:32:13,138 --> 00:32:14,311 Just stay in the circle! 615 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:17,176 ♪ My name is Morgana 616 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:19,247 ♪ I'm wet as a lake 617 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:23,286 ♪ I'll make you go banana 618 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,978 ♪ When you eat my juicy cake 619 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:29,119 ♪ I have two little helpers 620 00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:30,983 ♪ They don't bark But they bite ♪ 621 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:35,194 ♪ And if they lose Their tempers ♪ 622 00:32:35,229 --> 00:32:38,439 ♪ You won't survive this night 623 00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:40,613 ♪ When I was still alive 624 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:43,962 ♪ I stayed away From fornication ♪ 625 00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:49,968 ♪ I believed what I was told About hell and all that ♪ 626 00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:53,074 ♪ But when I was 42 627 00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:56,319 ♪ I finally saw the light 628 00:32:56,526 --> 00:32:59,356 ♪ Someone managed To seduce me ♪ 629 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:02,670 ♪ And it opened up my eyes 630 00:33:03,429 --> 00:33:04,983 ♪ But too late 631 00:33:06,122 --> 00:33:08,365 ♪ It was too late now 632 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,954 ♪ Too late 633 00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:15,096 ♪ It was much too late 634 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:19,549 ♪ The day after My sexual awakening ♪ 635 00:33:19,859 --> 00:33:21,068 ♪ In the evening 636 00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:23,932 ♪ I slipped upon a cowpat 637 00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:26,970 ♪ And I fell into a well 638 00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:30,215 ♪ I hit my head I ended up dead ♪ 639 00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:31,561 ♪ And I yelled to the Reaper 640 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,183 ♪ "Don't take me just yet." 641 00:33:33,218 --> 00:33:34,702 ♪ But he wouldn't listen 642 00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:37,291 ♪ And I sank down To the bottom ♪ 643 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:40,328 ♪ But I wasn't done 644 00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:43,193 ♪ With carnal pleasures yet 645 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:47,059 ♪ I rejected the pearly gates 646 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:49,337 ♪ For a pair of tits 647 00:33:50,959 --> 00:33:53,755 ♪ I was distracted from The path of light ♪ 648 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:56,793 ♪ Now I linger In limbo's night ♪ 649 00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,623 ♪ Forever fretting My wasted life ♪ 650 00:33:59,658 --> 00:34:02,488 ♪ Forever cursing Religious lies ♪ 651 00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:09,461 ♪ My fury is as great As my sexual... ♪ 652 00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:10,703 I'm scared! 653 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:17,296 ♪ ...frustration! [all screaming] 654 00:34:19,471 --> 00:34:23,613 [ghost] You haven't seen the last of me yet. 655 00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:26,616 [police sirens] 656 00:34:27,582 --> 00:34:29,412 [knocking on door] This is the police! 657 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,587 -We have surrounded the house! [Bandito] Uh? Hey! 658 00:34:32,622 --> 00:34:34,106 Wake up, Scotty! 659 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:35,866 [police] You have 10 seconds to come out! 660 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:38,214 -Put your hands on your head! -What's going on? 661 00:34:38,248 --> 00:34:40,768 [police] Ten, nine, eight... 662 00:34:40,802 --> 00:34:42,149 [mysterious music] 663 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:45,013 ...seven, six... 664 00:34:45,911 --> 00:34:48,051 [police counting down] -Psst! Whose guitar is this? 665 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,675 Please refrain from exploring unidentified objects. 666 00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:52,676 [Bandito] Yoink! 667 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:53,988 Oh! 668 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:55,507 Guys! 669 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,647 [all screaming] 670 00:34:58,026 --> 00:35:00,270 -Who's that? -A corpse! 671 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:02,721 [Scotty gasps] 672 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:03,929 I've never seen you before. 673 00:35:03,963 --> 00:35:05,551 [door breaking] 674 00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:06,932 [officer 1] Freeze! [officer 2] Put your hands up! 675 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:08,347 [officer 1] Put your hands up! 676 00:35:08,382 --> 00:35:09,969 [Dawn] There's a misunderstanding! 677 00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:11,799 We've never seen this person before! 678 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:14,215 Save your explanation for the judges. 679 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,010 Will we not be read our rights? 680 00:35:16,044 --> 00:35:18,978 I'm led to believe that this is the correct procedure! Ow! 681 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:20,808 That only happens in movies! 682 00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:22,154 Now move it! 683 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:23,569 Come on! 684 00:35:23,811 --> 00:35:25,571 On the trailer! Let's go! 685 00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:30,576 [officer 1] You ain't so tough now, are you? 686 00:35:36,651 --> 00:35:38,964 -Is this yours? [Bandito] Yeah! 687 00:35:38,998 --> 00:35:40,966 [guitar music] 688 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,105 Ouch. 689 00:35:43,002 --> 00:35:44,211 [Peggy] Where did you get that guitar? 690 00:35:44,245 --> 00:35:45,729 I found it! 691 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,836 You always wanted to play guitar instead of bass, right? 692 00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:52,253 -It's yours. -Well, it is pretty glamorous. 693 00:35:52,288 --> 00:35:53,841 [flies buzzing] 694 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,361 [officer 2] How long has the subject been dead? 695 00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:58,466 Oh my God, what a smell! 696 00:36:01,849 --> 00:36:02,850 Easy! 697 00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:05,680 [officer 1 grunts] [officer 2] That's right! 698 00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:08,580 -You drive. -Yeah. 699 00:36:08,614 --> 00:36:10,651 [officer 3] I'll keep an eye on the prisoners. 700 00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:13,516 [officer 1] I'm gonna drive the car! 701 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:14,655 Roger! 702 00:36:14,689 --> 00:36:16,001 [car starting] 703 00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:24,182 The trap has sprung! 704 00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:27,219 The sword of Damocles has finally fallen! 705 00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:30,153 Oh, how I've waited so long for this moment! 706 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:34,226 Dyke Hard are mine! Mine! [raspy laughing] 707 00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,230 [woman matter-of-factly] You could always use a strap-on 708 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:39,990 if you're feeling insufficient. 709 00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:41,406 Yeah, true. 710 00:36:43,304 --> 00:36:46,963 Size doesn't really matter. It's what you do with it. 711 00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:51,139 Yeah, I guess you're right, but I often feel like-- 712 00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:52,727 I think it's time for coffee now. 713 00:36:52,762 --> 00:36:53,763 -OK. -Let's go. 714 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:54,660 Yeah. 715 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,593 [janitor humming] 716 00:36:59,769 --> 00:37:02,979 [Riff's voice] Fools! Bigger is always better! 717 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,016 [grunting] [ominous music] 718 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,952 And soon I'm going to be the biggest of them all! 719 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,610 [Moira] Using science, 720 00:37:13,645 --> 00:37:16,682 Riff was transformed into a deceased dead person. 721 00:37:17,131 --> 00:37:19,513 Framing the band for murder! 722 00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:21,446 [Riff laughs manically] 723 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,655 They'd survived the terrors of the night. 724 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:27,003 But now they faced a whole new horror. 725 00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,418 On Death Row. 726 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,559 [intense music] 727 00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:36,668 -Come on, come on. -I'll make you my bitch in here. 728 00:37:37,979 --> 00:37:39,222 [prisoner] Smoke up. 729 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,259 [crowd chattering] [prisoner spitting] 730 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,683 [prisoner lewdly laughing] 731 00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:57,999 [prisoner] The warden is coming! 732 00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:00,105 Everybody get up! The warden is coming! 733 00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:03,315 [hard rock music] [whip cracking] 734 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:05,317 [warden] Attention! [all] Huh. 735 00:38:10,149 --> 00:38:12,980 -Who's coming? -I'm coming! 736 00:38:13,014 --> 00:38:14,430 [screaming] No! 737 00:38:14,464 --> 00:38:16,639 -Put that one in The Hole! -Help! Let me go! 738 00:38:16,949 --> 00:38:18,365 Help! 739 00:38:18,399 --> 00:38:21,471 Today we've received some new playmates. 740 00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:25,199 No, I mean inmates. 741 00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:27,339 Bah! 742 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,169 [laughing maniacally] 743 00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:31,481 [mumbling] 744 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:36,590 Welcome to my prison! 745 00:38:36,935 --> 00:38:38,246 [warden moaning] 746 00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:41,008 -Oh! [warden] what have we here? 747 00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:42,768 [laughing] 748 00:38:43,493 --> 00:38:46,600 Win! Win! Win! [laughing] 749 00:38:47,152 --> 00:38:49,465 Ah! [lewdly laughing] 750 00:38:49,499 --> 00:38:52,088 [Dawn] Why you... -No, no. Shh! 751 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,434 She's not worth it. 752 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,264 [warden] The rules are simple. 753 00:38:56,472 --> 00:39:00,165 All misbehavior will be punished 754 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:04,272 according to my inspiration! 755 00:39:04,307 --> 00:39:07,137 [laughing evilly] 756 00:39:11,694 --> 00:39:15,422 [dramatic music] 757 00:39:21,082 --> 00:39:24,500 ♪ Jailbirds of all genders 758 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:28,987 ♪ Dwell in my cells 759 00:39:29,332 --> 00:39:33,163 ♪ Some try to cast a spell 760 00:39:33,888 --> 00:39:37,167 ♪ But sorry That won't help! ♪ 761 00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:39,756 [rhythmic marching] [upbeat music] 762 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:43,864 ♪ You're in My private collection of thugs ♪ 763 00:39:43,898 --> 00:39:45,210 ♪ Before you know it 764 00:39:45,244 --> 00:39:47,868 ♪ You'll be pissing in mugs 765 00:39:47,902 --> 00:39:49,870 ♪ If you just want a hug 766 00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:51,527 ♪ You're welcome in my office 767 00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:53,252 ♪ And while going at it 768 00:39:53,287 --> 00:39:54,840 ♪ You should also eat my rug 769 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:58,430 ♪ I am role modeling For you all ♪ 770 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:02,296 ♪ I am your big mama here And I'm tall ♪ 771 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:04,160 ♪ Obedience takes time 772 00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:06,196 ♪ And that I sure have plenty 773 00:40:06,231 --> 00:40:08,026 ♪ If you got sentenced Ten years ♪ 774 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,890 ♪ I think I give you 20 775 00:40:10,304 --> 00:40:12,548 ♪ Now give me some Jailhouse rock! 776 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:14,170 [jailhouse blues rhythm] 777 00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,896 ♪ Behind bars That's where you're at ♪ 778 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,727 ♪ Ball and chain You can't argue with that ♪ 779 00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:21,280 ♪ Whatever you do 780 00:40:21,315 --> 00:40:23,455 ♪ Don't mess with Cellblock H 781 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:24,870 ♪ They're gonna lock you up 782 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,562 ♪ In a special cage 783 00:40:26,596 --> 00:40:30,048 ♪ You walk the straight And narrow ♪ 784 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,604 ♪ Under my protective wing 785 00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:36,330 [jailhouse rock] 786 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,299 [ripping] 787 00:40:40,817 --> 00:40:44,165 ♪ You can't escape There's no such thing ♪ 788 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,408 ♪ And when I tell you so 789 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,929 ♪ You have got to sing 790 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:53,416 ♪ I am the prison warden 791 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,523 ♪ I tend my savage garden 792 00:40:56,557 --> 00:40:59,698 ♪ Paint my picture Write my memoirs ♪ 793 00:40:59,974 --> 00:41:03,564 ♪ Pose for my camera Light my cigar ♪ 794 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,083 [all gasping] [cage door slamming] 795 00:41:05,117 --> 00:41:09,639 ♪ La, la la... 796 00:41:09,674 --> 00:41:11,745 [warden laughing] ♪ La, la, la 797 00:41:11,779 --> 00:41:13,160 [cage door slamming] 798 00:41:13,194 --> 00:41:16,404 [Bandito grunting] 799 00:41:18,406 --> 00:41:20,754 Don't worry, guys, we're innocent. 800 00:41:20,788 --> 00:41:22,238 We'll be all right. 801 00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,792 Didn't you see the other prisoners, man? 802 00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:26,484 They'll eat us alive! 803 00:41:27,036 --> 00:41:29,763 The noble art... of Muay Thai... 804 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,456 will keep us safe in this hell hole. 805 00:41:33,870 --> 00:41:35,078 I'll teach you. 806 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,219 You've got to be kidding. 807 00:41:38,772 --> 00:41:40,808 [Bandito] Ha-ya! [Scotty humming] 808 00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:42,430 Now drop and give me twenty! 809 00:41:42,465 --> 00:41:44,122 [Bandito] Okey! [Scotty] Hai! 810 00:41:45,364 --> 00:41:46,262 Now drop. 811 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,507 [intense electronic music] 812 00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:03,521 [blows landing] 813 00:42:16,464 --> 00:42:19,502 [Buck] "Get a haircut," that's what Mama always said. 814 00:42:19,882 --> 00:42:21,539 Oh, I love you, Mama. 815 00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:24,921 [scissors snipping] [laughing] 816 00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:26,026 Yeah. 817 00:42:26,613 --> 00:42:28,304 Voilà! 818 00:42:29,754 --> 00:42:30,927 Not bad. 819 00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:33,447 [grunting] 820 00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:36,554 Are you ready? 821 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:38,141 -I'm gonna show you around. [Buck] Great. 822 00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:39,902 Make sure those pants are on tight! 823 00:42:39,936 --> 00:42:41,835 -Oh! [Gita] Let's go! 824 00:42:42,525 --> 00:42:44,009 [toy squeaking] [giggling] 825 00:42:44,044 --> 00:42:46,115 How long have you been here, Gita? 826 00:42:47,426 --> 00:42:50,395 All my life. Born and raised. 827 00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:53,018 So this is the prison gym. 828 00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:56,608 -Hey, Gita, who's the puppy? -Shut up! 829 00:43:00,405 --> 00:43:01,440 [gasping] 830 00:43:02,062 --> 00:43:08,551 [Buck moans] 831 00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:13,073 [Gita] You seen enough? Come on! -Uh, no. 832 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,215 [Gita] So this is where the prisoners shower. 833 00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:19,286 Not much to see here. 834 00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:24,222 Do you mind if I give them some correctional aid? 835 00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:27,328 Hey, handsome, you missed a spot. 836 00:43:27,363 --> 00:43:29,917 [sensual hip hop music] 837 00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,268 Come on! 838 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:38,616 Well, my work is done here. 839 00:43:38,650 --> 00:43:40,100 [woman prisoner laughing] 840 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:43,655 Here we keep the prisoners awaiting trial. 841 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,554 We got a real nasty group in there right now. 842 00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:50,662 -Killed an old innocent man. -Really? How? 843 00:43:51,111 --> 00:43:52,664 With their bare hands. 844 00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:54,010 [gasping] 845 00:43:54,045 --> 00:43:55,667 Take a good look at those freaks. 846 00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:01,569 [snoring] 847 00:44:01,604 --> 00:44:02,570 [gasps] 848 00:44:03,606 --> 00:44:04,780 Hey, what's up? 849 00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:07,265 All right, all right. I'm new here. 850 00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:09,163 [popping mouth] 851 00:44:09,198 --> 00:44:10,958 [humming absentmindedly] 852 00:44:10,993 --> 00:44:13,581 -Dyke Hard! [all] Buck Blossom! 853 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,894 You've gotta help us out of here. 854 00:44:15,929 --> 00:44:16,930 We're innocent! 855 00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:18,621 [Buck] Hm... 856 00:44:18,897 --> 00:44:23,143 -I'll see what I can do. -Hey! Don't get too friendly! 857 00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,697 Those bastards are gonna fry soon. 858 00:44:25,732 --> 00:44:27,078 See you later. 859 00:44:27,112 --> 00:44:28,942 There must be big bribes involved. 860 00:44:29,494 --> 00:44:33,049 Because this state usually don't have death penalty. 861 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,223 [chuckling] 862 00:44:34,602 --> 00:44:36,156 [dramatic music] 863 00:44:36,190 --> 00:44:37,502 [Buck] What's this? 864 00:44:37,744 --> 00:44:38,710 [growling] 865 00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,229 That's the solitary ward. 866 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:42,680 -You don't want to go in there. -Why? 867 00:44:43,335 --> 00:44:46,718 There's only one prisoner who's been there for 7 years. 868 00:44:47,305 --> 00:44:49,687 They call it "The Beast". 869 00:44:51,758 --> 00:44:56,452 It was more animal than man, and the zoo couldn't keep it. 870 00:44:57,073 --> 00:44:58,903 I have to see it! 871 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:03,079 -Can I go in? -Whatever rocks your boat. 872 00:45:03,908 --> 00:45:05,875 [dramatic ominous music] 873 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:09,120 [Buck sniffs] [The Beast growls] 874 00:45:09,154 --> 00:45:11,709 [Buck] Oh... I smell bad man. 875 00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:13,503 Oh my! 876 00:45:13,538 --> 00:45:17,162 [breathing heavy] 877 00:45:24,169 --> 00:45:27,448 [sensual music] 878 00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:34,455 [Buck] I've been waiting for you all my life. 879 00:45:34,801 --> 00:45:36,975 Big, big bad beast. 880 00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:42,670 ♪ I've been looking I've been searching ♪ 881 00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:45,708 ♪ For a man to love 882 00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:49,608 ♪ I've searched across The seven seas ♪ 883 00:45:49,643 --> 00:45:52,611 ♪ And I've cruised down Every pub ♪ 884 00:45:52,922 --> 00:45:56,581 ♪ But for every man I've been with ♪ 885 00:45:56,615 --> 00:45:59,860 ♪ For every single kiss 886 00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:03,346 ♪ I've realized There are some things ♪ 887 00:46:03,381 --> 00:46:07,730 ♪ In my heart That I still miss ♪ 888 00:46:13,701 --> 00:46:17,015 ♪ My heart's a lock And there's no key ♪ 889 00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:22,780 ♪ I've been wondering What is Wrong with me ♪ 890 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:26,438 [high pitched] 891 00:46:26,887 --> 00:46:32,203 ♪ But suddenly To my big surprise ♪ 892 00:46:33,618 --> 00:46:35,516 ♪ He's there catching me 893 00:46:35,551 --> 00:46:39,106 ♪ With them brown eyes 894 00:46:39,348 --> 00:46:42,316 ♪ He can top me, I can tell 895 00:46:42,351 --> 00:46:47,011 ♪ I receive him in my well 896 00:46:49,737 --> 00:46:54,397 ♪ My days of dominating guys Are through ♪ 897 00:46:54,432 --> 00:46:55,605 Yeah! 898 00:46:55,951 --> 00:47:00,438 ♪ And now all I want to do Is be with you ♪ 899 00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:05,857 ♪ Submission Is the greatest gift ♪ 900 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:07,583 ♪ And all that 901 00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:10,828 ♪ But without your domination 902 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:13,313 ♪ My submission Falls down flat ♪ 903 00:47:14,279 --> 00:47:17,282 [driving rock music] 904 00:47:21,769 --> 00:47:25,152 ♪ Leather, latex Drugs and ropes ♪ 905 00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:29,087 ♪ Whips and clips And smelly dopes ♪ 906 00:47:29,432 --> 00:47:32,919 ♪ Leather, latex Drugs and ropes ♪ 907 00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:36,577 ♪ Whips and clips And smelly dopes ♪ 908 00:47:36,784 --> 00:47:40,340 ♪ We are gonna have So much fun together ♪ 909 00:47:40,374 --> 00:47:41,928 ♪ We're gonna share our love 910 00:47:41,962 --> 00:47:45,483 ♪ And all our lust forever 911 00:47:46,311 --> 00:47:52,110 [electronic-country music] 912 00:47:54,388 --> 00:47:56,287 ♪ We can live together On the North Pole ♪ 913 00:47:56,321 --> 00:47:58,634 ♪ In the middle of the country Or a deep, dark hole ♪ 914 00:48:01,568 --> 00:48:03,432 ♪ I'll be your bitch And drive you mad ♪ 915 00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:08,713 ♪ You'll be my man and spank me When I'm bad ♪ 916 00:48:09,162 --> 00:48:10,957 ♪ Leather, latex Drugs and ropes ♪ 917 00:48:10,991 --> 00:48:12,786 ♪ Whips and clips And smelly dopes ♪ 918 00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,615 ♪ Leather, latex Drugs and ropes ♪ 919 00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:22,002 ♪ Whips and clips And smelly dopes... ♪ 920 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:26,248 ♪ Submission Is the greatest gift ♪ 921 00:48:26,282 --> 00:48:27,490 ♪ And all that 922 00:48:27,525 --> 00:48:29,216 ♪ But without your domination 923 00:48:29,251 --> 00:48:31,046 ♪ My submission Falls down flat ♪ 924 00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:35,188 ♪ Sometimes We will go out and... ♪ 925 00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:38,605 ♪ We're gonna play around With others ♪ 926 00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:41,953 ♪ You and me we will always be 927 00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:46,130 ♪ Returning to each other's... 928 00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:50,168 ♪ Sometimes We will go out and... ♪ 929 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:53,516 ♪ We're gonna play around With others ♪ 930 00:48:53,551 --> 00:48:56,657 ♪ You and me we will always be 931 00:48:56,692 --> 00:49:04,044 ♪ Returning to Each other's arms ♪ 932 00:49:04,562 --> 00:49:10,982 [music fades out] 933 00:49:11,017 --> 00:49:12,259 [end of the song] 934 00:49:12,294 --> 00:49:14,675 Hey, wake up! Time for lunch! 935 00:49:15,021 --> 00:49:17,195 Oh yeah, sure! I'm coming. 936 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:19,680 The lunch break is short as it is! 937 00:49:20,371 --> 00:49:23,477 [gasping] 938 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,065 [bell dinging] 939 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,516 I'm gonna get you out of this cage. 940 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:32,555 [Buck] Woo! Ah! [upbeat music] 941 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:35,973 [growls] 942 00:49:36,214 --> 00:49:38,113 [Buck] Break those chains, baby! 943 00:49:38,941 --> 00:49:40,805 Yeah, come on, come on! 944 00:49:40,839 --> 00:49:44,222 [breathing heavy] 945 00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:45,706 Ow! [laughing] 946 00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:48,537 [music comes to an abrupt stop] 947 00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,504 [groaning] [chains rattling] 948 00:49:50,953 --> 00:49:52,023 Yeah! 949 00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:53,473 [metal creaking] 950 00:49:53,507 --> 00:49:57,132 [prisoners talking quietly] 951 00:49:57,373 --> 00:49:59,893 The Beast! The Beast is loose! 952 00:50:00,169 --> 00:50:01,101 [slide whistle] 953 00:50:01,136 --> 00:50:02,033 [funny music] 954 00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:04,311 [Buck screams] 955 00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:08,212 Ah! 956 00:50:08,764 --> 00:50:10,041 [all screaming] 957 00:50:10,076 --> 00:50:12,043 [growling] 958 00:50:12,078 --> 00:50:15,288 [all screaming] 959 00:50:18,739 --> 00:50:20,500 [Buck] In case of riot, 960 00:50:20,534 --> 00:50:23,054 this prison has a complicated system of sedative gas 961 00:50:23,089 --> 00:50:27,472 but I brought my own recipe of seductive gas. 962 00:50:27,507 --> 00:50:30,441 [cackles] [funny music] 963 00:50:30,475 --> 00:50:33,306 [prisoners screaming] [The Beast growling] 964 00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:35,377 -Oh! -Go away! Go away! 965 00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:36,343 [humming] 966 00:50:36,378 --> 00:50:37,931 [sirens wailing] [gasps] 967 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:42,625 Goddamn it! Who let The Beast out? 968 00:50:43,419 --> 00:50:44,662 [groaning] 969 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,219 [prisoner] This is Armageddon! Judgment Day! 970 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,739 Shut up, you fucking freak! 971 00:50:54,741 --> 00:50:56,605 [gasping] 972 00:51:01,817 --> 00:51:04,613 [The Beast growls] -No, no. 973 00:51:07,271 --> 00:51:12,069 [abrupt change to gentle music] [kissing noisily] 974 00:51:16,245 --> 00:51:19,559 [funny music] 975 00:51:22,769 --> 00:51:23,735 Lift me up! 976 00:51:25,772 --> 00:51:28,464 [warden] Order! Order! 977 00:51:30,017 --> 00:51:32,537 I'm gonna set an example! 978 00:51:33,159 --> 00:51:34,091 [screaming] 979 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,644 [squelching] 980 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:36,955 Did you see? 981 00:51:36,990 --> 00:51:38,129 [laughing] 982 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:39,199 I quit! 983 00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:41,270 [screaming] 984 00:51:41,305 --> 00:51:43,514 [chainsaw whirring] [laughing] 985 00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:50,590 Release the gas! 986 00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,596 [sputtering] 987 00:51:59,495 --> 00:52:01,014 Gas released. 988 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,535 [all groaning] 989 00:52:05,191 --> 00:52:06,364 [warden] Finally! 990 00:52:06,882 --> 00:52:10,127 You! You! Obscene behavior! 991 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:11,956 Oh, my God! 992 00:52:11,990 --> 00:52:14,096 Uh? [sensual music] 993 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,547 I've got it! I'm horny! 994 00:52:16,581 --> 00:52:19,619 [upbeat dance music] 995 00:52:32,563 --> 00:52:34,323 [moaning] 996 00:52:37,361 --> 00:52:39,708 Take me! Take me to heaven! 997 00:52:39,742 --> 00:52:42,987 [Buck] Oh, how I've longed for this beast. 998 00:52:43,470 --> 00:52:44,333 Uh? 999 00:52:45,231 --> 00:52:46,956 Please don't stop. 1000 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,688 I know you'd go for anything, but safe sex, that's my style. 1001 00:52:54,895 --> 00:52:56,518 [grunting] 1002 00:52:58,727 --> 00:53:00,349 [Buck] Wow, wow, wow! 1003 00:53:00,384 --> 00:53:02,489 [electricity crackling] 1004 00:53:02,524 --> 00:53:03,732 [Buck moaning] 1005 00:53:04,802 --> 00:53:06,355 [Buck howls] 1006 00:53:09,876 --> 00:53:11,326 [muffled dance music] 1007 00:53:15,847 --> 00:53:17,711 [upbeat dance music] 1008 00:53:20,369 --> 00:53:22,406 Listen up, jailbirds! 1009 00:53:24,097 --> 00:53:27,065 Why don't you hump that wall! [laughing] 1010 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:37,214 I can't wait to see this! 1011 00:53:37,662 --> 00:53:39,457 [Buck] Hump! [all grunting] Hump! 1012 00:53:39,492 --> 00:53:40,389 Hump! 1013 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:42,253 Hump! [all grunting] 1014 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:43,979 Hump! [all grunting] 1015 00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:45,429 Hump! [all grunting] 1016 00:53:45,463 --> 00:53:46,568 Oh, my God! 1017 00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,294 They're gonna hump the walls apart! 1018 00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:49,502 [all grunting] Hump! Hump! 1019 00:53:50,710 --> 00:53:53,022 Moira, we've got a problem! 1020 00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:56,198 [walls pounding] 1021 00:53:58,718 --> 00:54:03,723 [upbeat dance music] [all yelling excitedly] 1022 00:54:03,757 --> 00:54:05,897 [Buck] Dykes! Dykes! 1023 00:54:06,173 --> 00:54:08,383 There's been a big riot in prison! 1024 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,177 I've got to get you out of here, huh! 1025 00:54:10,212 --> 00:54:11,524 [Bandito] Oh! 1026 00:54:11,558 --> 00:54:13,250 [Peggy] You're a sweetheart, Buck! 1027 00:54:13,284 --> 00:54:15,217 Oh, yeah, you're gonna get us out of here, man! 1028 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,254 [Bandito] Oh, thank you! -We don't have time for this. 1029 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:19,532 Run! Run for your lives! 1030 00:54:19,877 --> 00:54:21,396 Yeah, is this the police? 1031 00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:23,363 I want to report a prison break. 1032 00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:24,468 Who am I? 1033 00:54:24,951 --> 00:54:26,677 I'm just a concerned citizen. 1034 00:54:28,748 --> 00:54:30,405 [prisoners cheering] 1035 00:54:37,343 --> 00:54:39,690 Where's... Scotty? 1036 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,898 [Bandito] Scotty? 1037 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:46,317 [prisoners moaning] 1038 00:54:47,214 --> 00:54:49,631 [Bandito] Scotty? [Dawn] Scotty, we've got to go! 1039 00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:50,632 [Scotty] No! 1040 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,185 No! 1041 00:54:52,219 --> 00:54:53,738 [sputtering] 1042 00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:54,670 Jessica! 1043 00:54:55,188 --> 00:54:56,603 It's Jennifer. 1044 00:54:57,328 --> 00:54:59,710 It's ruined. My plan is ruined. 1045 00:54:59,744 --> 00:55:00,745 [Moira groans] 1046 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:03,023 You own half the city. 1047 00:55:03,058 --> 00:55:04,922 You got the Nobel Peace Prize 1048 00:55:05,232 --> 00:55:08,270 and Queen Elizabeth clearly has the hots for you. 1049 00:55:09,167 --> 00:55:10,790 Can't you just forget about them 1050 00:55:10,824 --> 00:55:13,275 and go on with your fabulous life? 1051 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,277 But Jessica, don't you understand? 1052 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:19,143 It's always been about this, about getting back at... 1053 00:55:20,593 --> 00:55:21,663 But perhaps... 1054 00:55:22,249 --> 00:55:23,872 Perhaps it's not over. 1055 00:55:24,597 --> 00:55:26,875 I've been trying to send them to hell. 1056 00:55:27,634 --> 00:55:31,155 Let's see how they fare in... heaven. 1057 00:55:32,398 --> 00:55:33,744 [pushing the button] Pamela? 1058 00:55:33,778 --> 00:55:35,297 Yes? 1059 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,334 I need you to contact an old friend of mine. 1060 00:55:37,782 --> 00:55:38,783 [chuckling] 1061 00:55:38,818 --> 00:55:40,164 [slow guitar music] 1062 00:55:40,613 --> 00:55:42,062 [all breathing hard] 1063 00:55:42,097 --> 00:55:43,167 Wait! 1064 00:55:44,202 --> 00:55:45,514 I think we lost them. 1065 00:55:46,791 --> 00:55:48,414 [sirens wailing] -Hey guys! 1066 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,347 What? 1067 00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:51,831 It's the senior citizen's killers. 1068 00:55:51,865 --> 00:55:52,901 [Riff] Go and get them! 1069 00:55:52,935 --> 00:55:54,937 You two! Cover that area! 1070 00:55:54,972 --> 00:55:56,663 [upbeat rock music] 1071 00:55:57,664 --> 00:55:58,838 [tires screeching] 1072 00:55:58,872 --> 00:55:59,977 [Peggy] The fuzz! 1073 00:56:01,461 --> 00:56:02,704 [guns cocking] Freeze! 1074 00:56:04,809 --> 00:56:05,914 Yeah! 1075 00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:08,365 Evidence... of rock'n'roll. 1076 00:56:12,748 --> 00:56:13,611 Woo-hoo! 1077 00:56:13,646 --> 00:56:15,302 [sirens wailing] 1078 00:56:20,031 --> 00:56:21,308 [tires peeling out] 1079 00:56:21,999 --> 00:56:24,657 [Dawn] We've got to split up! It'll confuse them! 1080 00:56:24,691 --> 00:56:25,796 It's our only chance! 1081 00:56:26,279 --> 00:56:27,176 [Bandito] Okay! 1082 00:56:27,211 --> 00:56:29,455 [sirens wailing] 1083 00:56:43,469 --> 00:56:44,262 Shh! 1084 00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:45,643 Where did they go? 1085 00:56:46,299 --> 00:56:47,369 I don't know! 1086 00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:50,510 But wherever they are, 1087 00:56:50,545 --> 00:56:52,236 -we're gonna find 'em. -Yeah. 1088 00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:53,893 [Scotty] Silence. 1089 00:56:53,927 --> 00:56:55,619 [officer 1] Look, the redhead and the athlete, too! 1090 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,873 [groans] 1091 00:57:09,943 --> 00:57:13,188 [officer 1] Darling, are you OK? [officer 2] Yeah. Let's get 'em. 1092 00:57:14,569 --> 00:57:16,571 [old lady] Remember when we were younger? 1093 00:57:16,605 --> 00:57:19,263 -We were much faster. -I'd say. 1094 00:57:21,196 --> 00:57:24,855 [groaning] 1095 00:57:25,096 --> 00:57:26,512 Do you see anything? 1096 00:57:27,029 --> 00:57:28,479 [gasping] 1097 00:57:28,859 --> 00:57:30,101 They're getting away! 1098 00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:32,449 What are you waiting for? Come on! 1099 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,935 -Your gun, sugar. -Thanks, darling. 1100 00:57:36,142 --> 00:57:38,385 [sirens wailing] 1101 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,077 We'll see about that. 1102 00:57:41,388 --> 00:57:42,700 [tires screeching] 1103 00:57:56,921 --> 00:57:58,475 [Dawn] Peggy! Watch out! 1104 00:58:01,201 --> 00:58:03,065 Peggy! Jump! 1105 00:58:05,723 --> 00:58:07,069 [bullet ricocheting] 1106 00:58:07,794 --> 00:58:09,002 [Peggy] Thanks. 1107 00:58:15,319 --> 00:58:16,665 I think we're safe now. 1108 00:58:19,150 --> 00:58:20,358 [sighing] 1109 00:58:22,913 --> 00:58:24,673 [cars droning] [gasps] 1110 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:28,574 Do you hear that? It's the highway. 1111 00:58:30,921 --> 00:58:32,094 They got away. 1112 00:58:32,716 --> 00:58:34,096 Don't bet on it. 1113 00:58:36,202 --> 00:58:37,444 [Dawn] You okay, Peggy? 1114 00:58:49,905 --> 00:58:52,356 [Dawn] Hey, isn't that Bandito and Scotty? 1115 00:58:52,390 --> 00:58:54,116 [Peggy] I think so. -Come on! 1116 00:58:55,221 --> 00:58:57,672 [Scotty] Kindly mount the motorized vehicles. 1117 00:58:57,879 --> 00:58:59,639 -What? -Do you know these guys? 1118 00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:03,091 Just get on the bike, Dyke! 1119 00:59:03,609 --> 00:59:04,541 [squeals] 1120 00:59:06,612 --> 00:59:08,545 [tires peeling out] 1121 00:59:13,619 --> 00:59:16,449 [hard rock music] 1122 00:59:18,106 --> 00:59:19,279 ♪ Let's go! 1123 00:59:25,665 --> 00:59:26,839 [bullet ricocheting] 1124 00:59:26,873 --> 00:59:29,220 Goddamn senior citizen killers! 1125 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,190 ♪ Speeding down the motor way 1126 00:59:33,224 --> 00:59:35,295 ♪ Let slow life pass us by 1127 00:59:35,330 --> 00:59:37,194 ♪ Another mile, another day 1128 00:59:37,228 --> 00:59:39,506 ♪ Some action in our lives 1129 00:59:41,785 --> 00:59:43,441 ♪ We're on our way 1130 00:59:45,789 --> 00:59:47,480 ♪ Living for today 1131 00:59:47,687 --> 00:59:50,103 ♪ C'mon let's go, let go! 1132 00:59:51,657 --> 00:59:54,073 ♪ C'mon let's go, let go! 1133 00:59:56,144 --> 00:59:58,215 ♪ C'mon let's go, let go! 1134 00:59:58,249 --> 00:59:59,665 [all cheering] 1135 01:00:02,012 --> 01:00:03,082 [gun firing] 1136 01:00:03,323 --> 01:00:04,393 ♪ Let go! 1137 01:00:08,328 --> 01:00:10,261 ♪ Engines screaming Red hot rage ♪ 1138 01:00:10,296 --> 01:00:12,022 ♪ The government's not That high ♪ 1139 01:00:12,367 --> 01:00:14,265 ♪ Speed crazed racer Rip my mind ♪ 1140 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:16,233 ♪ You know we're gonna Hit the sky ♪ 1141 01:00:18,891 --> 01:00:20,478 ♪ We make our move 1142 01:00:22,688 --> 01:00:24,482 ♪ And you know we never lose 1143 01:00:24,966 --> 01:00:27,485 ♪ C'mon let's go, let go! 1144 01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:31,317 ♪ C'mon let's go, let go! 1145 01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:37,357 [Moira] The bikers were going to a biker rally 1146 01:00:37,392 --> 01:00:39,428 on an old landing strip in the woods. 1147 01:00:39,705 --> 01:00:42,190 They dropped the band off at a cute little cabin, 1148 01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:44,088 and told them to take shelter there. 1149 01:00:44,295 --> 01:00:45,642 [Moira chuckling] 1150 01:00:45,883 --> 01:00:47,126 Attention, please. 1151 01:00:48,714 --> 01:00:49,991 May I inform you... 1152 01:00:50,370 --> 01:00:52,925 that The Battle of the Bands and Dawn's tournament 1153 01:00:53,201 --> 01:00:56,687 both start coincidentally in 21.2 hours. 1154 01:00:56,722 --> 01:00:59,483 And we still have 500 kilometers to go. 1155 01:01:03,832 --> 01:01:06,352 Look, we've all been through a lot today 1156 01:01:06,386 --> 01:01:07,698 and we have no money. 1157 01:01:07,733 --> 01:01:09,251 If this person is nice, 1158 01:01:09,286 --> 01:01:11,288 maybe we can sleep in the barn tonight. 1159 01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:14,774 And then we can take the afternoon to relax 1160 01:01:14,809 --> 01:01:16,811 and to prepare mentally for tomorrow. 1161 01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:20,090 Sounds good to me. My legs are all wobbly. 1162 01:01:20,124 --> 01:01:21,401 [Dawn laughs] 1163 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:27,614 [Granny]] Well, don't just stand there. 1164 01:01:27,649 --> 01:01:28,892 Come on in. 1165 01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:31,342 You all must be hungry and tired. 1166 01:01:31,377 --> 01:01:33,310 -Uh-huh. -This way. 1167 01:01:40,938 --> 01:01:42,975 [Riff] A pleasure doing business with you. 1168 01:01:43,838 --> 01:01:45,425 Thanks. [chuckling] 1169 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,706 [Granny] And that's how the elephant got its long nose. 1170 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,639 And the leopard, its dots. 1171 01:01:53,433 --> 01:01:55,712 [Peggy] That was a wonderful story. 1172 01:01:55,919 --> 01:01:59,094 Hey, can't you guys play one of your songs for Granny? 1173 01:01:59,129 --> 01:02:00,509 Hm... I suppose. 1174 01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:02,339 [Peggy] But we don't have a lead singer. 1175 01:02:02,373 --> 01:02:04,582 [groaning] [Granny] What about you, Dawn? 1176 01:02:04,617 --> 01:02:05,963 Do you like to sing? 1177 01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:10,450 I never tried, but actually I wrote a poem today. 1178 01:02:11,935 --> 01:02:13,695 Maybe we can turn it into a song. 1179 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,111 Yeah! 1180 01:02:16,146 --> 01:02:18,286 [approvingly] Mhm. [clears her throat] 1181 01:02:19,563 --> 01:02:22,842 At the end of the Long winding road 1182 01:02:23,463 --> 01:02:27,329 Through the woods There's a light shining bright 1183 01:02:27,364 --> 01:02:29,676 [gentle piano music] 1184 01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:33,370 [gentle guitar music] 1185 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:35,579 [gentle drum music] 1186 01:02:35,821 --> 01:02:41,067 ♪ At the end of The long winding road ♪ 1187 01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:44,726 ♪ Through the woods 1188 01:02:45,451 --> 01:02:48,730 [Bandito] ♪ There's a light Shining bright ♪ 1189 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,251 [Dawn] ♪ There's a cottage Full of love ♪ 1190 01:02:52,285 --> 01:02:54,943 ♪ There's a harbor For our hearts ♪ 1191 01:02:54,978 --> 01:03:00,915 ♪ Never more will we Ever have to fight ♪ 1192 01:03:02,192 --> 01:03:04,159 ♪ Granny's house 1193 01:03:04,850 --> 01:03:06,437 ♪ Mm mm 1194 01:03:06,921 --> 01:03:10,683 ♪ Things will be all right In Granny's house ♪ 1195 01:03:10,994 --> 01:03:14,411 [all] ♪ Ah oh ah 1196 01:03:15,067 --> 01:03:17,069 ♪ Granny's house 1197 01:03:17,690 --> 01:03:19,347 ♪ Mm mm 1198 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:23,213 ♪ Everything is fine In Granny's house ♪ 1199 01:03:24,007 --> 01:03:27,493 [all] ♪ Ah oh ah 1200 01:03:28,287 --> 01:03:30,876 [Bandito] ♪ We can be a family 1201 01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:33,602 ♪ This can be a paradise 1202 01:03:34,672 --> 01:03:37,468 ♪ Granny, where've you been All my life? ♪ 1203 01:03:37,503 --> 01:03:40,402 [Scotty] ♪ We belong to thee 1204 01:03:41,231 --> 01:03:43,302 ♪ We'll do chores Around the house ♪ 1205 01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:46,615 ♪ And we'll keep you company 1206 01:03:47,444 --> 01:03:50,274 ♪ Granny, where have you been All my life? ♪ 1207 01:03:50,309 --> 01:03:53,001 ♪ We belong to thee 1208 01:03:53,346 --> 01:03:55,935 [Dawn] ♪ Granny's house 1209 01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:58,041 ♪ Mm mm 1210 01:03:58,075 --> 01:04:02,010 [all] ♪ Things will be All right in Granny's house ♪ 1211 01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:08,396 ♪ Granny's house 1212 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,605 ♪ Mm mm 1213 01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:14,851 ♪ Everything is fine In Granny's house ♪ 1214 01:04:15,161 --> 01:04:19,131 ♪ Ah oh ah 1215 01:04:19,165 --> 01:04:23,480 [music fades out] 1216 01:04:23,514 --> 01:04:25,206 [Granny] Oh! 1217 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:26,448 [end of the song] 1218 01:04:26,759 --> 01:04:28,692 [sniffling] 1219 01:04:28,968 --> 01:04:30,176 Oh... 1220 01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:35,078 Oh, you children are so talented. 1221 01:04:35,561 --> 01:04:40,324 And if you stick together, I just know you'll go far. 1222 01:04:42,568 --> 01:04:43,707 [dogs barking] 1223 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:46,123 Hum... 1224 01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:51,853 Hum... [sighs] 1225 01:04:52,095 --> 01:04:53,579 [wolf howling] 1226 01:04:53,613 --> 01:04:56,202 [gentle piano music] [Dawn] Come here. Hmm. 1227 01:05:00,966 --> 01:05:02,036 [Peggy gasps] 1228 01:05:04,797 --> 01:05:05,729 [Dawn] Let's go. 1229 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,664 [gravel] 1230 01:05:20,744 --> 01:05:22,297 Here, wear this. 1231 01:05:31,962 --> 01:05:33,481 [Peggy] I want you inside me. 1232 01:05:34,344 --> 01:05:39,280 [both moaning passionately] 1233 01:05:53,432 --> 01:05:56,262 -Good morning, youngsters. -Good morning, Granny. 1234 01:05:56,297 --> 01:05:57,884 Did you sleep well? 1235 01:05:57,919 --> 01:05:59,265 Exquisitely. 1236 01:06:00,301 --> 01:06:03,407 [Scotty] Looks like my previous assumptions were correct. 1237 01:06:04,477 --> 01:06:08,447 [Granny] Oh, zip it, Scotty! Can't you see they're in love? 1238 01:06:16,524 --> 01:06:17,456 [horn honking] 1239 01:06:17,490 --> 01:06:18,422 [all gasping] 1240 01:06:19,596 --> 01:06:20,493 Who's that? 1241 01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:23,358 [horn honking] 1242 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:26,913 It's Lola! From Buck's bar! 1243 01:06:27,259 --> 01:06:28,985 With our car! 1244 01:06:30,055 --> 01:06:32,367 Hey! Hurry up, guys! 1245 01:06:32,402 --> 01:06:33,644 [clown horn honking] 1246 01:06:34,197 --> 01:06:37,579 [Lola] Battle of the Bands starts in three hours! 1247 01:06:37,614 --> 01:06:38,580 [twinkling sound] 1248 01:06:38,615 --> 01:06:39,926 I've pimped your ride. 1249 01:06:40,548 --> 01:06:42,481 [Bandito] But I wanna help Granny paint the barn! 1250 01:06:42,515 --> 01:06:44,517 And I wanna help Granny mow the lawn! 1251 01:06:44,552 --> 01:06:46,312 I wanna do it again with Dawn! 1252 01:06:46,554 --> 01:06:49,281 Let's just stay here, this is paradise! 1253 01:06:49,626 --> 01:06:52,042 Are you guys insane? 1254 01:06:52,077 --> 01:06:54,907 Your chance of a lifetime is within reach! 1255 01:06:54,941 --> 01:06:58,497 And you're just gonna throw that away or what? 1256 01:06:59,187 --> 01:07:02,708 -It's my fault. -No, it isn't. 1257 01:07:02,742 --> 01:07:04,054 Let me speak. 1258 01:07:04,882 --> 01:07:06,229 I'm not... 1259 01:07:06,263 --> 01:07:08,714 -Well, I'm not what I seem. -Uh-uh. 1260 01:07:09,094 --> 01:07:11,510 I knew that you were coming. 1261 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:14,996 I even have detailed information 1262 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:18,137 of your interests and your favorite food. 1263 01:07:18,931 --> 01:07:20,588 I was paid... 1264 01:07:21,313 --> 01:07:23,384 -to detain you. [gasps] 1265 01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:25,696 Make you miss your concert. 1266 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,698 And I trusted you. 1267 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:29,493 Who paid you? 1268 01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,461 -Moira. -Who? 1269 01:07:31,944 --> 01:07:33,049 You don't know? 1270 01:07:33,497 --> 01:07:35,396 Why are you telling us this now? 1271 01:07:35,775 --> 01:07:40,504 Because I don't want to help Moira ruin your life any more. 1272 01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:44,612 You changed my mind with your beautiful song yesterday. 1273 01:07:45,751 --> 01:07:50,307 This Moira sounds like an awful, jealous, evil person. 1274 01:07:50,342 --> 01:07:52,102 Why help someone like that? 1275 01:07:52,413 --> 01:07:56,313 Well, Moira is also the saddest person I ever met. 1276 01:07:56,348 --> 01:08:00,006 Always surrounded by people, yet hopelessly alone. 1277 01:08:00,041 --> 01:08:04,010 But now your friend Lola is here like sent from heaven. 1278 01:08:04,045 --> 01:08:06,220 You must go with Lola. 1279 01:08:06,565 --> 01:08:07,911 Corrupt or not, 1280 01:08:07,945 --> 01:08:10,016 I still don't ever want to leave you, Granny. 1281 01:08:10,258 --> 01:08:12,640 I'll always be here for you. 1282 01:08:12,674 --> 01:08:13,572 Now go. 1283 01:08:16,437 --> 01:08:18,853 Goodbye, Scotty. And Peggy. 1284 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:21,027 My thoughts will be with you. 1285 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,685 Take care of them, Dawn. 1286 01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:26,102 [car pulling away] 1287 01:08:27,172 --> 01:08:30,175 [Lola] Woo-hoo! [horn honking] 1288 01:08:30,830 --> 01:08:32,315 Ah! 1289 01:08:32,349 --> 01:08:35,249 Et tu,Granny! Where is your loyalty? 1290 01:08:36,008 --> 01:08:40,150 I thought we were like, not friends, but something. 1291 01:08:40,737 --> 01:08:41,703 [sighs] 1292 01:08:44,189 --> 01:08:45,224 I see it now. 1293 01:08:45,673 --> 01:08:48,745 My plans, they were too simple, too small. 1294 01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:50,540 I've gotta think bigger! 1295 01:08:51,196 --> 01:08:53,301 If I can't kill them... 1296 01:08:53,715 --> 01:08:55,407 and I can't pacify them... 1297 01:08:56,546 --> 01:08:57,650 [chuckles] 1298 01:08:57,995 --> 01:09:00,895 I'll humiliate them in front of the whole world. 1299 01:09:01,654 --> 01:09:05,417 Ah, Riff, I was just gonna sell you out to the cops 1300 01:09:05,451 --> 01:09:07,660 as soon as the dirty work was done, 1301 01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:11,733 but now I will make you a star! 1302 01:09:11,768 --> 01:09:13,183 [laughing] 1303 01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:17,118 [Lola] Woo-hoo! Here comes Dyke Hard! 1304 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,500 ["Payback" by Dyke Hard] [tires screeching] 1305 01:09:19,534 --> 01:09:20,673 [horn honking] 1306 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,020 Wow! 1307 01:09:25,230 --> 01:09:26,645 ♪ Payback! 1308 01:09:27,059 --> 01:09:29,924 ♪ My time and my love And my hope and my songs ♪ 1309 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:32,098 ♪ And my faith, my emotions 1310 01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:33,928 ♪ Payback! 1311 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:36,310 ♪ My belief in myself And my self-confidence... ♪ 1312 01:09:36,344 --> 01:09:39,520 [Lola] When I found out, you finally got rid of Riff, 1313 01:09:39,830 --> 01:09:43,006 I decided to devote this summer to you, guys. 1314 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,975 You're great musicians, but you need better management. 1315 01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:49,737 I'll handle things from now on. 1316 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:53,154 Here! Put these on! 1317 01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:55,708 It's your new costumes! 1318 01:09:56,295 --> 01:09:59,367 You can't go on stage in those rags. 1319 01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:04,061 Yeah, guys! Woo-hoo! 1320 01:10:06,823 --> 01:10:09,515 You must check me in, I'm paying for this, you know! 1321 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,415 I'm sorry, but you're not in the papers, you know. 1322 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,140 I'm not responsible for that. 1323 01:10:14,175 --> 01:10:20,906 ♪ La, la, la Lesbian ♪ 1324 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,115 -Hi. -Hi. 1325 01:10:23,529 --> 01:10:25,013 I would like to check in Dyke Hard. 1326 01:10:25,048 --> 01:10:26,463 [whooshing and banging] 1327 01:10:26,498 --> 01:10:28,258 Dyke Hard! 1328 01:10:28,293 --> 01:10:29,984 [steward] Hum.... Um... 1329 01:10:30,018 --> 01:10:34,091 Sorry, hot stuff, but there's no such name in my papers. 1330 01:10:34,126 --> 01:10:38,026 Then I'll file an application for Dyke Hard right now. 1331 01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:40,063 That's a cool name! 1332 01:10:40,097 --> 01:10:44,723 [drum roll] 1333 01:10:45,206 --> 01:10:48,485 Mhm... The intake is actually closed, but-- 1334 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,522 -I'm gonna get you fired. -Yeah, yeah. 1335 01:10:51,074 --> 01:10:53,318 But if you promise not to tell anyone... 1336 01:10:53,352 --> 01:10:56,942 -Ow... -I'll sneak you in! Yeah! 1337 01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,324 [crowd screaming and fighting] 1338 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,637 Am I OK? OK! 1339 01:11:06,054 --> 01:11:07,746 There's been a riot, 1340 01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:10,300 and it's double booked, for some reason. 1341 01:11:10,576 --> 01:11:12,026 Nobody knows. 1342 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,855 No comment. 1343 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,340 No comment. 1344 01:11:15,857 --> 01:11:18,343 [crowd screaming and fighting] 1345 01:11:19,827 --> 01:11:23,762 I'm afraid there's been an unfortunate misunderstanding, 1346 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,799 this venue has been double booked 1347 01:11:26,834 --> 01:11:29,457 both for TV's Battle of the Bands 1348 01:11:29,492 --> 01:11:32,080 and The Martial Arts Tournament. 1349 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,049 The organizers are trying to work out a solution 1350 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,188 as we speak. [crowd booing] 1351 01:11:36,222 --> 01:11:38,190 -What the hell! -No! 1352 01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:40,019 -No. [Dawn] Excuse me! 1353 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:44,645 [Dawn] I got something to say. [reporter] What? Who's that? 1354 01:11:47,579 --> 01:11:48,925 I am a Thai boxer, 1355 01:11:48,959 --> 01:11:51,272 but I've opened my heart to music. 1356 01:11:52,687 --> 01:11:57,692 I represent a dojo of fighters who up until a few days ago 1357 01:11:57,727 --> 01:12:01,558 had never heard of a round kick or an upper cut. 1358 01:12:02,697 --> 01:12:07,806 They were musicians, and I taught them how to fight. 1359 01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:12,673 I'm a fighter. But they taught me how to sing. 1360 01:12:12,707 --> 01:12:13,674 Yeah. 1361 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,745 These last few days 1362 01:12:15,779 --> 01:12:19,196 have been the most important days of my life. 1363 01:12:19,542 --> 01:12:21,854 I've learned about acceptance, 1364 01:12:22,407 --> 01:12:26,618 friendship, betrayal and forgiveness. 1365 01:12:26,997 --> 01:12:28,344 And I've found love. 1366 01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:32,209 Tonight, right here, 1367 01:12:32,244 --> 01:12:35,627 I believe fate brought us all together 1368 01:12:35,661 --> 01:12:39,562 to learn from each other and to open our minds. 1369 01:12:40,010 --> 01:12:42,254 And if we can find it in our hearts 1370 01:12:42,288 --> 01:12:45,015 to share this space together, 1371 01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:48,122 we will witness something entirely new 1372 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,538 that will change our lives forever. 1373 01:12:50,573 --> 01:12:52,471 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1374 01:12:54,577 --> 01:12:58,028 [someone in the crowd] Yeah! [inaudible whispering] 1375 01:12:58,546 --> 01:12:59,582 Please. 1376 01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:04,518 The organizers have decided to work together. 1377 01:13:04,552 --> 01:13:07,590 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1378 01:13:07,624 --> 01:13:10,593 I hereby declare the first martial arts 1379 01:13:10,627 --> 01:13:13,665 and music festival officially open! 1380 01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:16,944 [someone in the crowd] Yeah! [crowd cheering and applauding] 1381 01:13:17,841 --> 01:13:19,015 [reporter] Are you happy? 1382 01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:21,224 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1383 01:13:21,258 --> 01:13:23,364 [reporter laughing] 1384 01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:25,262 [crowd applauding] 1385 01:13:25,297 --> 01:13:29,370 Well, well, well! Hello, hello, everybody! 1386 01:13:29,784 --> 01:13:35,100 Welcome to the world's first rock and sports festival. 1387 01:13:35,134 --> 01:13:38,655 [electronic music] 1388 01:13:38,690 --> 01:13:42,314 [crowd cheering] 1389 01:13:49,528 --> 01:13:50,909 ♪ Dance the night 1390 01:13:51,357 --> 01:13:53,877 [in Swedish] We're here as sports commentators. 1391 01:13:53,912 --> 01:13:55,534 [speaking in Swedish] Breaking, it's called. 1392 01:13:55,569 --> 01:13:58,503 You learn something new every day. 1393 01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:06,372 [in Swedish] Hot damn! Now that's what I call karate! 1394 01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:13,138 And now for tonight, the most expensive act. 1395 01:14:13,172 --> 01:14:19,040 It is Riff Painful and the Poodle Rockers! 1396 01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:21,387 [commentator] There's a rumor that a mysterious billionaire 1397 01:14:21,422 --> 01:14:23,079 is behind Riff's solo career. 1398 01:14:25,012 --> 01:14:26,116 The Big M's landed. 1399 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:30,638 Yay! Hello morons! 1400 01:14:33,676 --> 01:14:38,922 What a fucking lame answer! I said: "Are you ready to rock?" 1401 01:14:38,957 --> 01:14:42,236 [crowd booing] 1402 01:14:43,030 --> 01:14:44,410 You better be. 1403 01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:46,067 Riff is barking orders at these kids, 1404 01:14:46,102 --> 01:14:47,586 but will they buy it? 1405 01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:49,588 [rock music] 1406 01:14:51,038 --> 01:14:53,696 ♪ Survival of the fittest 1407 01:14:54,317 --> 01:14:57,665 ♪ I eat Superman for breakfast 1408 01:14:57,941 --> 01:15:01,669 ♪ I crush the weak Under my heel ♪ 1409 01:15:01,876 --> 01:15:05,949 ♪ I show no mercy I'm made of steel ♪ 1410 01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:07,951 ♪ God ask permission 1411 01:15:07,986 --> 01:15:10,264 ♪ The devil keep on wishin' 1412 01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:13,750 ♪ Zie could be as mighty as me 1413 01:15:13,957 --> 01:15:15,890 ♪ I'm your Number One 1414 01:15:16,132 --> 01:15:18,410 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1415 01:15:18,928 --> 01:15:21,413 ♪ I'm the best one around 1416 01:15:21,447 --> 01:15:23,967 ♪ Yeah, yeah I'm your Number One ♪ 1417 01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,556 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1418 01:15:26,936 --> 01:15:29,076 ♪ I'm the queen of this town 1419 01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:30,422 ♪ The queen of this town... 1420 01:15:30,456 --> 01:15:32,769 So that was why Riff quit the band. 1421 01:15:32,804 --> 01:15:34,184 [Scotty] Apparently. 1422 01:15:34,219 --> 01:15:36,290 I hope the Poodles are treated good. 1423 01:15:36,324 --> 01:15:38,292 -You used to know Riff? [Peggy] Yeah. 1424 01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:42,227 -This show is kinda cool. -Cool? Ah! 1425 01:15:47,612 --> 01:15:49,545 ♪ I'm the ayatollah 1426 01:15:50,131 --> 01:15:53,341 ♪ Of rock and rollah! 1427 01:15:53,963 --> 01:15:57,932 ♪ There's no competition In this world ♪ 1428 01:15:57,967 --> 01:16:02,212 ♪ My music makes Your pubic hair curl ♪ 1429 01:16:02,419 --> 01:16:04,318 ♪ No one can beat me 1430 01:16:05,146 --> 01:16:08,874 [Lola] OK, guys, it's time to get on stage. 1431 01:16:08,909 --> 01:16:11,601 -Are you ready? [all] Yeah! 1432 01:16:11,636 --> 01:16:14,604 -Excuse me. You're Dawn, right? -Yes. 1433 01:16:15,329 --> 01:16:18,366 You're here to defend your belt against Killer Queen? 1434 01:16:18,401 --> 01:16:21,715 Yeah, but I'm also here to play with my band, Dyke Hard. 1435 01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:27,237 Oh, I'm sorry, but there's only one act per person. 1436 01:16:27,272 --> 01:16:28,480 [all gasping] 1437 01:16:28,756 --> 01:16:30,586 You've kinda got to choose. 1438 01:16:32,726 --> 01:16:34,175 Then I play with my band. 1439 01:16:34,210 --> 01:16:36,108 I've done enough fighting today. 1440 01:16:36,143 --> 01:16:37,144 Yes! 1441 01:16:37,178 --> 01:16:41,458 [humming] 1442 01:16:41,907 --> 01:16:43,288 ♪ I'm your Number One 1443 01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:50,433 [Moira] Ah! I spent a fortune on this show 1444 01:16:50,467 --> 01:16:52,262 and now they don't even like it! 1445 01:16:53,436 --> 01:16:56,301 They can't be allowed to go on stage and win. 1446 01:16:56,853 --> 01:16:58,683 [snaps fingers] -Yeah. 1447 01:16:59,097 --> 01:17:00,650 Send in the ninjas. 1448 01:17:02,169 --> 01:17:04,309 [Lola] Peggy! What are you waiting for? 1449 01:17:04,343 --> 01:17:07,692 [electricity crackling] [Peggy moaning] 1450 01:17:08,209 --> 01:17:14,250 [Scotty humming "Payback"] 1451 01:17:15,976 --> 01:17:18,495 [Scotty] Your speech was really great. 1452 01:17:19,048 --> 01:17:21,188 You're truly a born leader. 1453 01:17:22,914 --> 01:17:24,363 [sighs] 1454 01:17:24,398 --> 01:17:26,918 -I just spoke my mind. [ninja] Round One! 1455 01:17:27,712 --> 01:17:31,094 -Fight! -Scotty! We've got company! 1456 01:17:31,301 --> 01:17:33,027 [Scotty] Oh no! Ninjas! 1457 01:17:35,271 --> 01:17:38,067 -Ninja challenge! -To the death! 1458 01:17:39,102 --> 01:17:41,657 These guys must watch a lot of movies. 1459 01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:43,486 Let's give 'em a live show! 1460 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:45,143 [clears throat] 1461 01:17:45,177 --> 01:17:46,696 [80s electronic music] -Take that! 1462 01:17:46,731 --> 01:17:48,215 [punching and kicking] 1463 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:50,044 [hostess] Thai boxing... 1464 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,701 [screams] 1465 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,635 [sword slashes] 1466 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,880 [spring boinging] 1467 01:17:57,914 --> 01:17:59,157 [punching and kicking] 1468 01:17:59,191 --> 01:18:01,677 [hostess] "Windmill" Johansson! 1469 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:16,795 Damn it! 1470 01:18:17,451 --> 01:18:19,246 Well, if they want to play it that way! 1471 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,110 [annoucer] And the winner is... [crowd cheering] 1472 01:18:21,144 --> 01:18:23,043 Send in the roller derby. 1473 01:18:24,734 --> 01:18:26,184 -Win! -Recognize! 1474 01:18:26,874 --> 01:18:29,359 Wait! A ninja conspiracy. 1475 01:18:30,257 --> 01:18:31,672 But for what purpose? 1476 01:18:32,915 --> 01:18:34,054 Peggy! 1477 01:18:34,606 --> 01:18:36,056 Bandito! 1478 01:18:38,921 --> 01:18:40,301 [chains rattling] 1479 01:18:52,451 --> 01:18:53,349 [growls] 1480 01:18:57,042 --> 01:19:00,494 [hostess] Cannonball wrestling Blue Demon! 1481 01:19:00,908 --> 01:19:02,185 [growling] 1482 01:19:04,636 --> 01:19:06,051 [Scotty] Peggy! Look out! 1483 01:19:06,086 --> 01:19:07,432 [glass breaking] 1484 01:19:08,813 --> 01:19:09,745 [punching] 1485 01:19:12,817 --> 01:19:14,715 [crowd groaning] 1486 01:19:20,790 --> 01:19:22,412 [bones crunching] 1487 01:19:31,732 --> 01:19:33,423 [Dawn groans] 1488 01:19:33,665 --> 01:19:36,702 [Dawn] Win! [Bandito] Da-da-da-da-Dawn! 1489 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:39,602 Must I do everything myself. 1490 01:19:40,534 --> 01:19:41,604 [groans] 1491 01:19:43,088 --> 01:19:44,572 [Dawn] ♪ We belong 1492 01:19:47,058 --> 01:19:49,060 ♪ Together in this... 1493 01:19:49,094 --> 01:19:51,441 [Peggy hums] [guitar music] 1494 01:19:51,752 --> 01:19:54,237 OK, this is it, Dykes. Are you ready? 1495 01:19:54,272 --> 01:19:55,860 [Bandito] Let's get it on! [Moira groans] 1496 01:19:55,894 --> 01:19:57,102 [Dawn groans] 1497 01:19:57,137 --> 01:19:58,034 [Bandito] Dawn! 1498 01:19:58,069 --> 01:19:59,311 [gasps] 1499 01:19:59,346 --> 01:20:00,519 [Dawn coughing] [screaming] 1500 01:20:00,554 --> 01:20:02,625 [Moira grunting] [punching] 1501 01:20:04,454 --> 01:20:05,317 [gasps] 1502 01:20:05,352 --> 01:20:06,629 [Bandito quivering] 1503 01:20:07,181 --> 01:20:09,390 [Bandito screams] 1504 01:20:09,735 --> 01:20:11,358 [Moira chuckling] 1505 01:20:12,117 --> 01:20:13,325 [Bandito] Go, Pegs! 1506 01:20:15,189 --> 01:20:16,363 [shirt ripping] 1507 01:20:16,397 --> 01:20:18,158 Hello, Peggy! Long time no see! 1508 01:20:18,192 --> 01:20:19,262 Who are you? 1509 01:20:21,092 --> 01:20:22,714 Hey, knock it off! 1510 01:20:23,577 --> 01:20:26,200 This is none of your business. Stay out of it! 1511 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:31,412 [Bandito] I've met you before somewhere. 1512 01:20:31,792 --> 01:20:35,037 [gentle piano music] 1513 01:20:35,554 --> 01:20:37,453 [screaming] Wow! 1514 01:20:37,487 --> 01:20:40,732 ♪ Sitting in the corner Feeling blue ♪ 1515 01:20:40,905 --> 01:20:42,147 Moira! 1516 01:20:42,976 --> 01:20:44,978 Moira! It is you! 1517 01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:47,256 Oh, you suddenly remember my name now! 1518 01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:48,602 How flattering! 1519 01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:51,708 You're the one who paid Granny to keep us out of here! 1520 01:20:51,743 --> 01:20:53,227 [gasping] 1521 01:20:53,262 --> 01:20:56,921 Why did you do that? We used to be band mates! 1522 01:20:56,955 --> 01:20:59,130 We used to be amigas! 1523 01:20:59,509 --> 01:21:02,374 Amigas?You mean friends? 1524 01:21:02,409 --> 01:21:03,444 [laughs] 1525 01:21:03,755 --> 01:21:05,308 You didn't even notice me! 1526 01:21:05,343 --> 01:21:08,346 None of you did. You all forgot me. 1527 01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:09,968 Completely and totally. 1528 01:21:10,003 --> 01:21:11,487 As if I didn't exist, 1529 01:21:11,521 --> 01:21:14,490 as if I hadn't been there from the very beginning. 1530 01:21:15,284 --> 01:21:17,148 -Start... -A... 1531 01:21:17,389 --> 01:21:18,666 Band! 1532 01:21:19,495 --> 01:21:20,496 Moira! 1533 01:21:20,841 --> 01:21:22,670 But we're not like that anymore. 1534 01:21:22,947 --> 01:21:25,570 -We're really sorry. -You are? 1535 01:21:25,604 --> 01:21:26,709 [groans] 1536 01:21:26,743 --> 01:21:27,641 [Dawn] Peggy! 1537 01:21:27,675 --> 01:21:31,093 [grunting] 1538 01:21:32,473 --> 01:21:34,820 Can't we end this without bloodshed? 1539 01:21:34,855 --> 01:21:37,064 How do you make up for a ruined self-esteem? 1540 01:21:37,099 --> 01:21:38,445 [punch] [groans] 1541 01:21:38,721 --> 01:21:42,690 [kicking] Even cognitive behavioral therapy 1542 01:21:42,725 --> 01:21:43,760 couldn't fix it! 1543 01:21:45,072 --> 01:21:47,972 I know Riff was the real bully, but you all had friendship. 1544 01:21:48,006 --> 01:21:49,732 And you wouldn't even share it! 1545 01:21:49,974 --> 01:21:51,147 You're right. 1546 01:21:51,976 --> 01:21:53,701 We were blind and selfish. 1547 01:21:53,978 --> 01:21:55,600 But we were abused, too. 1548 01:21:56,325 --> 01:21:58,706 Riff constantly tried to break us down 1549 01:21:58,983 --> 01:22:00,501 with her bossy ways. 1550 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:03,435 But along the way we got caught up in a lie. 1551 01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:07,577 A Lie of acceptance and hell, maybe even a promise of fame. 1552 01:22:07,992 --> 01:22:10,511 And we... left you behind. 1553 01:22:11,064 --> 01:22:12,720 I think we all learned our lesson. 1554 01:22:14,619 --> 01:22:15,758 We're sorry. 1555 01:22:16,897 --> 01:22:18,554 Can't you come back to the band? 1556 01:22:21,039 --> 01:22:23,179 How do I know you won't just treat me 1557 01:22:23,214 --> 01:22:24,456 like shit again? 1558 01:22:25,078 --> 01:22:26,217 We promise! 1559 01:22:29,427 --> 01:22:32,913 You put us through a lot and rightfully so. 1560 01:22:33,293 --> 01:22:35,157 You've gotten your revenge. 1561 01:22:35,778 --> 01:22:38,643 Now it's time for you to heal. 1562 01:22:39,264 --> 01:22:43,751 I think the best way is by letting us show you 1563 01:22:43,786 --> 01:22:45,512 the love and respect 1564 01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:47,997 that you always deserved. 1565 01:22:48,032 --> 01:22:49,723 [Peggy] Oh, Moira! 1566 01:22:50,724 --> 01:22:52,174 [crowd cheering] 1567 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:56,212 And the last act tonight is... 1568 01:22:56,661 --> 01:22:58,663 Dyke Hard! 1569 01:22:59,353 --> 01:23:03,012 Hey! That song, "Payback". 1570 01:23:03,047 --> 01:23:05,670 It was you who wrote it, wasn't it? 1571 01:23:06,153 --> 01:23:07,223 I did. 1572 01:23:07,637 --> 01:23:09,225 That song was a warning. 1573 01:23:09,260 --> 01:23:10,986 It was a cry for help. 1574 01:23:11,503 --> 01:23:12,539 We get it... 1575 01:23:13,367 --> 01:23:14,161 now. 1576 01:23:14,644 --> 01:23:19,166 But... won't you... well... with us? 1577 01:23:22,549 --> 01:23:23,619 [chuckles] 1578 01:23:23,895 --> 01:23:25,069 [Bandito] Yeah. 1579 01:23:25,103 --> 01:23:26,346 Mmhm. 1580 01:23:26,829 --> 01:23:28,624 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1581 01:23:32,593 --> 01:23:33,560 But what do I play? 1582 01:23:35,217 --> 01:23:36,321 [Peggy] Here! 1583 01:23:37,115 --> 01:23:38,634 [heavy metal music] 1584 01:23:45,123 --> 01:23:47,298 That's about as much as you can use a guitar 1585 01:23:47,332 --> 01:23:49,369 within the limits of law. 1586 01:23:49,610 --> 01:23:50,646 [Riff growling] 1587 01:23:54,098 --> 01:23:55,202 Thanks. 1588 01:23:55,582 --> 01:23:56,893 [groans] 1589 01:23:57,101 --> 01:24:00,173 [Dawn] All set? -Don't embarrass yourself. 1590 01:24:01,001 --> 01:24:04,418 Wow, looks like Riff didn't get enough of that microphone 1591 01:24:04,453 --> 01:24:05,868 last time round. 1592 01:24:05,902 --> 01:24:08,491 You don't want to listen to this shit, these losers. 1593 01:24:08,526 --> 01:24:11,425 [crowd booing] -Get off the stage! 1594 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:15,809 We all know I'm the winner, so why don't we just... 1595 01:24:15,843 --> 01:24:17,328 [electronic warbling] 1596 01:24:17,742 --> 01:24:19,261 [all screaming] 1597 01:24:21,194 --> 01:24:22,712 [speaking in Swedish] I'll be damned! 1598 01:24:22,747 --> 01:24:24,576 It's starting to resemble rock'n'roll! 1599 01:24:24,611 --> 01:24:26,544 [all gasping] 1600 01:24:26,578 --> 01:24:29,719 [cyborg growling] 1601 01:24:35,380 --> 01:24:39,453 I'm from the future. I will destroy you! 1602 01:24:39,488 --> 01:24:41,006 [growling] [all screaming] 1603 01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:42,111 [cyborg] Come on! 1604 01:24:42,146 --> 01:24:43,871 [Moira] Ah! My cyborg plan! 1605 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,701 I forgot all about that. 1606 01:24:46,150 --> 01:24:47,289 -Sorry! [cyborg] Now you will feel 1607 01:24:47,323 --> 01:24:49,463 -real pain! [manic laughter] 1608 01:24:50,257 --> 01:24:52,501 [cyborg] Now you die! -Take shelter! 1609 01:24:52,535 --> 01:24:55,228 You die! 1610 01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:56,574 [cyborg laughing] 1611 01:24:57,161 --> 01:24:59,473 [people screaming] [cyborg] Again! Again! 1612 01:25:02,062 --> 01:25:03,684 [cyborg shutting down] 1613 01:25:03,857 --> 01:25:05,238 [cyborg] I love you! 1614 01:25:05,686 --> 01:25:06,687 [groaning] 1615 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:10,243 [Riff] I love you, too! 1616 01:25:13,038 --> 01:25:14,143 [cyborg] Come to me! 1617 01:25:14,178 --> 01:25:16,628 [cyborg and Riff groaning] 1618 01:25:17,664 --> 01:25:19,252 [electricity crackling] 1619 01:25:20,563 --> 01:25:22,220 [explosion] [all gasping] 1620 01:25:23,911 --> 01:25:26,259 [speaking in Swedish] Holy shit! They like fused! 1621 01:25:26,293 --> 01:25:28,364 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1622 01:25:32,265 --> 01:25:34,163 [someone in the crowd] It's okay now! 1623 01:25:34,198 --> 01:25:35,647 I love you! 1624 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,098 Love yourselves! 1625 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,134 [crowd cheering] 1626 01:25:46,279 --> 01:25:48,419 What a touching paradox! 1627 01:25:49,730 --> 01:25:51,594 -Can we play now? -Yeah! 1628 01:25:51,629 --> 01:25:53,458 -Yeah! [Peggy] Come on, Moira! 1629 01:25:53,838 --> 01:25:57,773 Well, after a quite convincing futuristic stage show 1630 01:25:57,807 --> 01:25:59,947 the band is now ready to play. 1631 01:25:59,982 --> 01:26:04,607 Dyke Hard! 1632 01:26:09,819 --> 01:26:15,653 ♪ We've been through Rain and snow ♪ 1633 01:26:16,309 --> 01:26:19,174 ♪ Wind and water 1634 01:26:19,450 --> 01:26:21,935 ♪ Much too long 1635 01:26:22,591 --> 01:26:28,562 ♪ By yourself You might be strong ♪ 1636 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:34,154 ♪ Together, together 1637 01:26:34,844 --> 01:26:38,054 ♪ Together... 1638 01:26:38,434 --> 01:26:43,543 ♪ We... belong 1639 01:26:45,165 --> 01:26:47,995 ♪ Friendship forever 1640 01:26:48,410 --> 01:26:51,206 ♪ That's the way to go 1641 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:54,036 ♪ I'll be there for you 1642 01:26:54,588 --> 01:26:57,522 ♪ No matter what, you know 1643 01:26:57,936 --> 01:27:00,767 ♪ Friendship forever 1644 01:27:01,146 --> 01:27:03,735 ♪ Together we stand tall 1645 01:27:04,909 --> 01:27:06,704 ♪ I'll be there for you 1646 01:27:07,463 --> 01:27:09,500 ♪ To catch you if you fall 1647 01:27:10,121 --> 01:27:16,265 ♪ We have learned our lessons You and I ♪ 1648 01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:23,134 ♪ Never more any disrespect Or lies ♪ 1649 01:27:23,168 --> 01:27:26,344 ♪ We belong 1650 01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:29,347 ♪ Together in this world 1651 01:27:29,554 --> 01:27:32,385 ♪ Insecurity turned to harmony 1652 01:27:32,695 --> 01:27:36,285 ♪ Grain of sand Turns into pearls ♪ 1653 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,219 ♪ Friendship forever 1654 01:27:39,461 --> 01:27:42,602 ♪ That's the way to go 1655 01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,087 ♪ I'll be there for you 1656 01:27:45,950 --> 01:27:48,642 ♪ No matter, don't you know 1657 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,645 ♪ Friendship forever 1658 01:27:52,232 --> 01:27:55,270 ♪ Together we stand tall 1659 01:27:56,029 --> 01:27:57,927 ♪ I'll be there for you 1660 01:27:58,549 --> 01:28:01,448 ♪ To catch you if you fall 1661 01:28:02,138 --> 01:28:05,280 [slowly] ♪ We've been through 1662 01:28:05,314 --> 01:28:07,558 ♪ Hell and back 1663 01:28:08,352 --> 01:28:14,323 ♪ Thick and thin Too much to tell ♪ 1664 01:28:14,599 --> 01:28:20,467 ♪ One thing We've learned this far ♪ 1665 01:28:20,502 --> 01:28:24,195 ♪ Is together... 1666 01:28:24,229 --> 01:28:26,301 ♪ Together 1667 01:28:27,025 --> 01:28:30,028 ♪ Together 1668 01:28:30,374 --> 01:28:35,310 ♪ We belong 1669 01:28:37,173 --> 01:28:39,693 [upbeat ] ♪ Friendship forever 1670 01:28:40,384 --> 01:28:43,456 [Dawn and the crowd sing] ♪ That's the way to go 1671 01:28:44,146 --> 01:28:45,941 ♪ I'll be there for you 1672 01:28:46,597 --> 01:28:49,462 ♪ No matter, don't you know 1673 01:28:50,083 --> 01:28:52,568 ♪ Friendship forever 1674 01:28:53,086 --> 01:28:55,744 [electricity] 1675 01:28:55,778 --> 01:28:57,297 [crowd screaming] 1676 01:28:58,056 --> 01:29:00,749 ♪ Friendship forever 1677 01:29:01,266 --> 01:29:04,131 ♪ That's where we begin 1678 01:29:04,891 --> 01:29:06,927 ♪ When you've got a friend 1679 01:29:07,411 --> 01:29:12,208 ♪ Together you can Together you can ♪ 1680 01:29:12,243 --> 01:29:15,004 ♪ Together you can sing 1681 01:29:15,902 --> 01:29:17,559 [crowd cheering] 1682 01:29:19,802 --> 01:29:22,529 [Moira] And so the band was all together again. 1683 01:29:23,461 --> 01:29:25,877 Just like I'd always dreamed of. 1684 01:29:25,912 --> 01:29:27,431 [Buck laughing] 1685 01:29:27,465 --> 01:29:29,433 Buck Blossom and The Beast got married. 1686 01:29:30,192 --> 01:29:32,815 And we all lived happily ever after. 1687 01:29:33,264 --> 01:29:35,956 [crowd singing] ♪ That's the way to go 1688 01:29:37,061 --> 01:29:38,683 ♪ I'll be there for you 1689 01:29:39,891 --> 01:29:42,411 ♪ No matter what, you know 1690 01:29:42,825 --> 01:29:46,381 ["Payback" by Dyke Hard] 1691 01:29:48,175 --> 01:29:50,730 What did I do to get rid of all that? 1692 01:29:50,764 --> 01:29:52,283 I said "yes"! 1693 01:29:52,317 --> 01:29:56,391 And what did I say "yes" to? Love! Yeah! 1694 01:30:03,639 --> 01:30:05,814 Perhaps you wanna try Barbara's job? 1695 01:30:05,848 --> 01:30:08,403 Sure thing! Can you hold this? 1696 01:30:09,265 --> 01:30:13,028 Visiting your boyfriend, huh? Is he as bad as me? 1697 01:30:13,062 --> 01:30:14,132 [laughing] 1698 01:30:14,167 --> 01:30:15,686 Oh, I almost forgot! 1699 01:30:15,893 --> 01:30:18,689 The Queen has called and wants you to call back. 1700 01:30:18,723 --> 01:30:20,069 Thank you, Pamela. 1701 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,487 This is gonna be awesome. 1702 01:30:25,143 --> 01:30:26,904 Oh, children. 1703 01:30:27,214 --> 01:30:29,458 Don't weep for me, Jessica. 1704 01:30:29,838 --> 01:30:34,221 I shall forge on, ever the bastion of melancholy. 1705 01:30:34,498 --> 01:30:35,637 I'll endure. 1706 01:30:35,878 --> 01:30:37,086 And then... 1707 01:30:37,397 --> 01:30:39,503 Well, I'm sure it'll only hurt for a minute. 1708 01:30:39,537 --> 01:30:41,401 I've been told that the electric chair's 1709 01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:42,678 the most humane method. 1710 01:30:43,817 --> 01:30:45,301 ♪ You never see me 1711 01:30:45,336 --> 01:30:47,200 ♪ You never listen 1712 01:30:47,407 --> 01:30:50,375 ♪ You're busy With your giant egos ♪ 1713 01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:51,929 ♪ I've changed my mind 1714 01:30:51,963 --> 01:30:54,000 ♪ About you and your crew 1715 01:30:54,034 --> 01:30:57,072 ♪ I don't wanna be part of you 1716 01:30:57,106 --> 01:30:58,487 ♪ Payback! 1717 01:30:58,694 --> 01:31:00,662 ♪ My time and my love And my hope ♪ 1718 01:31:00,696 --> 01:31:03,975 ♪ And my songs and my faith My emotions ♪ 1719 01:31:04,010 --> 01:31:05,149 ♪ Payback! 1720 01:31:05,183 --> 01:31:06,530 ♪ My belief in myself 1721 01:31:06,564 --> 01:31:08,255 ♪ And my self-confidence 1722 01:31:08,290 --> 01:31:10,361 ♪ And my deeper emotions 1723 01:31:10,395 --> 01:31:11,638 ♪ Payback! 1724 01:31:11,983 --> 01:31:15,815 ♪ My sad, lonely efforts And strains ♪ 1725 01:31:16,056 --> 01:31:18,265 ♪ My heartache and pain 1726 01:31:18,887 --> 01:31:21,406 Don't forget to do that thing in the place with you-know-who. 1727 01:31:21,683 --> 01:31:24,513 So, when exactly are you gonna make me famous? 1728 01:31:24,824 --> 01:31:26,204 All in good time, Riff. 1729 01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:29,656 We must give your stardom a fresh start. 1730 01:31:30,036 --> 01:31:32,348 Do the real work of the music industry: 1731 01:31:32,383 --> 01:31:35,662 focus groups and marketing strategies. 1732 01:31:35,697 --> 01:31:37,043 [prisoners groaning] 1733 01:31:37,077 --> 01:31:39,079 Let's be adults for once, shall we? 1734 01:31:39,114 --> 01:31:41,426 [Gitta chuckling] That's what I always say! 1735 01:31:43,221 --> 01:31:47,363 ♪ Then I'll get Wonderful vengeance ♪ 1736 01:31:47,398 --> 01:31:48,537 ♪ Payback! 1737 01:31:48,572 --> 01:31:50,643 ♪ Revenge will be mine 1738 01:31:52,886 --> 01:31:56,131 ♪ I'll wait 1739 01:31:56,165 --> 01:32:00,756 ♪ I'll get vengeance 1740 01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:01,930 ♪ Payback! 1741 01:32:01,964 --> 01:32:04,484 ♪ Revenge will be mine 1742 01:32:05,658 --> 01:32:06,935 ♪ Payback! 1743 01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:09,385 ♪ My time and my love And my hope ♪ 1744 01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:12,596 ♪ And my songs and my faith My emotions ♪ 1745 01:32:12,630 --> 01:32:13,769 ♪ Payback! 1746 01:32:13,804 --> 01:32:15,530 ♪ My belief in myself 1747 01:32:15,564 --> 01:32:18,981 ♪ And my self-confidence My deeper emotions ♪ 1748 01:32:19,016 --> 01:32:20,569 ♪ Payback! 1749 01:32:20,604 --> 01:32:24,435 ♪ My sad, lonely efforts And strains ♪ 1750 01:32:24,469 --> 01:32:27,438 ♪ My heartache and pain 1751 01:32:30,648 --> 01:32:36,136 ♪ I have written my own song 1752 01:32:37,655 --> 01:32:43,488 ♪ Everybody, come on Sing along ♪ 1753 01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:50,150 ♪ And the song It goes like this ♪ 1754 01:32:51,151 --> 01:32:55,052 ♪ Come on, baby Give me a kiss ♪ 1755 01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:30,605 Hey, what are you guys doing? 1756 01:33:31,364 --> 01:33:33,366 -Nothing. -Well, stop it! 1757 01:33:33,642 --> 01:33:37,888 It's right through the bushes! Beware of the cruising lesbians! 1758 01:33:38,164 --> 01:33:40,097 Can we take a break? 1759 01:33:40,684 --> 01:33:41,961 Sure, honey. 112895

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