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Presenting...
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"Sheldon Cooper's Top Five Sources
of News From My Childhood".
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Number five:
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Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
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Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite
episode is "The Empath."
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Good to know.
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Number four: the Weather Cube
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from RadioShack.
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The humidity is 90%
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with a dew point of 79.5 degrees.
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Mom!
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The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
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Okay.
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Number three:
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The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.
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Such a great theme song.
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♪ Buh-buh-bum. ♪
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Number two:
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Meemaw after a few beers.
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It took a while, but we
finally picked a new name
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for my bowling team: The Ball Busters.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what Meemaw named her
bowling team? The Ball...
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And the number one source
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of news from my childhood:
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the bulletin board at the train store.
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News about trains in
a store full of trains.
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Yummy.
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How did this not make The
MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
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The train museum's looking for a docent.
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What's a docent?
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It's a person in a museum
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who gives informationon the exhibits.
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Do you think they'd let
someone your age do that?
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Why not? I have a high school diploma.
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True.
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I know more about trains than anybody.
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True.
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And I have the unique ability
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to wear people down until I get my way.
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So true.
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Hello. I understand you're
looking for a docent.
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I'm 11 years old, but you should know
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I have a high school diploma
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and I know more about
trains than anybody.
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You still sound on the fence.
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It was time to break
out my unique ability.
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Let me tell you about
every model train I own
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and what each of them means to me.
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The first locomotive I ever received...
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Wouldn't you know it,
47 short minutes later,
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I got the job.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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- You put your cleats in the truck?
- Yep.
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We should hit the road
soon. It's a long drive.
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- Okay.
- I got your lunches here.
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Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?
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- You each got two.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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- What time is the game?
- 12:30.
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Why are we talking about baseball
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and not my impending docent-hood?
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Who wants to tell him it's stupid?
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- Leave it alone.
- And why do they make you wear
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that goofy costume?
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Ha. They don't. This is all me.
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What do you got going on today?
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Ooh, laundry,
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grocery shopping, vacuuming.
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I might go nuts and
dust the picture frames.
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Well, nice. Everybody's
doing something they love.
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Sheldon, you sure about this?
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Yes, leave the crusts on.
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I'm a docent now.
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Thanks for bringing me.
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Hey, it got me out
of driving all the way
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to Missy's game; I
should be thanking you.
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My little knuckles
might not be cutting it.
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Would you give it a go?
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Sure.
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How's that?
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Four knocks. Bold.
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Hello, hello.
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Volunteer docent Sheldon
Cooper reporting for duty.
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Welcome aboard.
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Train nomenclature right
out of the gate. Promising.
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I like your conductor's uniform.
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You know what they say.
Dress for the job you want.
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Do I get an "ask me" button, too?
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Well, thank you for
asking, and yes, you do.
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I'll be right back.
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Do you see that bell?
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That's from Texas and New
Orleans locomotive number 701.
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I'd tell you more, but
you haven't contributed
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the suggested donation.
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Number 701 was built in 1930by
the Baldwin Locomotive Works.
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It was a superheated 4-8-4 class GS-1
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- with 7...
- I want my money back.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I know you're supposed
to pick me up at 4:00,
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but I may live here now.
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Send me a Christmas card.
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I'm glad Mom didn't come.
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Why's that?
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I can spit when I'm on the mound.
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You can hock up anything you want today.
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- Not here.
- Aw.
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We need to stop so I can pee.
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I told you to pee
before we left the house.
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That was an hour and a half ago.
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Can't you hold it?
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I may spit like a man,
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but I have the bladder of a little girl.
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I'm going to work.
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Okay, have fun.
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What-what time do you
think you'll be back?
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Before dinner.
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See you then.
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And my day off begins.
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Just let me know if
you have any questions.
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This is a very nice builder's plate.
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How can you be sure it's not a replica?
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Now, that is a great question.
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Thank you. I also know
the answer. Do you?
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Well, there's, uh, rust
and soot on the back of it
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from when it was mounted
to the engine's smokebox.
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Very good.
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Ah, the 1937
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Santa Fe diesel.
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I've always loved that paint scheme.
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I wonder if they had a name for it.
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Cat's Whiskers.
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Correct.
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Ha! Two for two.
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Did you know that the word "train"
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comes from the French verb traîner,
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which means to draw or drag?
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Well, I just learned something.
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Well, if you enjoy learning things,
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then you and I are on the
fast track to friendship.
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Speaking of fast tracks,
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the Japanese bullet
train, or Shinkansen...
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Ready to roll?
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Not really.
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What's wrong?
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It happened.
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What happened?
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That thing that happens to girls
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when they're becoming young ladies.
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What? Now?
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I'm not happy about it, either.
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Should we go home?
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I'm pitching in an hour.
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I... you think that's a good idea?
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Maybe you need to lie down.
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I don't need to lie down.
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Okay, well, maybe I need to lie down.
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Okay, we're gonna find a pay
phone and call your mother.
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She's not here right
now. What can she do?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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We're gonna go to a
drugstore and get what I need.
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Go to a drug store.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Breathe. We're gonna get through this.
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It's almost opening time.
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Can I flip the sign?
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Have at it.
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Five, four,
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three, two, one.
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We're officially open for business.
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Anticlimactic.
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Get him, Dalton. Get him.
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Mary Cooper,
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what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Why are you watching Road House?
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Why aren't you at work?
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I asked you first, and my question
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is way more interesting.
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It was just on.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Then how'd you know his name's Dalton?
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I don't have to explain myself to you.
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This is a pretty dirty movie.
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How do you know? It is rated R.
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For violence, language
and sexual content.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Nothing to be embarrassed about.
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It's perfectly natural.
Perfectly normal.
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Dad, I know.
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I'm telling myself.
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Uh...
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How much money you need?
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I'm not going in there. You are.
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Why can't you go? It's embarrassing.
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You just said it wasn't embarrassing.
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Well, it is and I lied.
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Excuse me.
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Hello. Welcome to the
Lone Star Train Museum.
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I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper.
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If you have any questions...
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You know where the bathroom is?
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Indeed I do. You'll want to chug along
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past our authentic 1928
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Southern Pacific Sunset limited whistle,
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then keep going past
our conductor's uniform,
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which was worn on the
Texas and Pacific Railway.
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Then you'll come upon...
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Son, I have to take a leak.
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- It's in the back.
- Thank you.
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And our toilets flush,
unlike the ones on trains
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before 1889.
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This is a genuinelocomotive bell
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from Texas and New Orleans number 701.
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Now there's a proper technique
to make the purest sound.
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Most people don't know how to do that.
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But you're in luck, because I do.
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You want to know more
about the Cotton Belt,
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there's plenty in here.
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Although the facts in
that brochure are suspect.
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Sheldon, I, uh,
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I wrote this brochure.
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While the origins of the
Southern Pacific go back
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to 1848, the company wasn't
formally started until 1865.
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And before you reprint
these, we should talk fonts.
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See? It's all in the wrist.
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And early trains used
the drop chute toilet,
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also called the hopper toilet,
which was really just a hole...
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Couldn't you just
listen to this all day?
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So how many times have
you seen Road House?
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Sorry, can't hear you.
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More or less than five?
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'Cause that'show many
times I've seen it.
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That's how many years
you're gonna be grounded
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if you don't drop it right now.
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Does Dad know you like this movie?
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No, and it is gonna stay that way.
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- Why?
- Because it is not
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something I should be watching.
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Then why are you watching it?
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It is a guilty pleasure,
so will you drop it now?
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Relax.
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I ain't gonna tell nobody.
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Thank you.
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I think it's awesome you like it.
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It is pretty cool how Dalton
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doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar
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'cause he knows they're gonna trash it.
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Dalton's no dummy.
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No, sir.
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It's right over there in aisle two.
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Find everything you need today?
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Yeah, think so.
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You don't know what
you're doing, do you?
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No, ma'am.
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Would you like some help?
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Yes, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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we need to talk.
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About this bell? You got it.
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Did you know different
engineers would often...
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Son?
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You're a sweet kid, but...
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I don't think this is working out.
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What? Why?
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I-I know everything there
is to know about trains.
269
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Well, you see now, that
there is the problem.
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People, when they come
here, they want to enjoy it.
271
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They don't want to get
lectured in the bathroom.
272
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And you have been correcting me
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in front of the visitors
all morning long.
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Would you prefer I send you a memo
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of your mistakes at the end of the day?
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- No.
- Because that's what I did
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for the teachers at my school.
278
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I think it brought us all closer.
279
00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:23,053
Sheldon, it's great to have knowledge.
280
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But you don't need to
show it off all the time.
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Oh, I don't mind.
282
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:32,290
You see, trains are all
about balance, right?
283
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,328
Now you put too much
water into a steam engine,
284
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it can't do its job.
285
00:12:35,745 --> 00:12:38,643
You let that water run
low... Boom, it'll blow up.
286
00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:41,081
Now, a good engineer
287
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,605
makes sure he uses just
the right amount of water.
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Not too little, not too much.
289
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That make sense?
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00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,657
The fireman adjusts the
water, not the engineer.
291
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,773
And then he took my "ask me" button.
292
00:12:53,776 --> 00:12:55,922
He didn't even ask me. He just took it.
293
00:13:00,353 --> 00:13:03,136
Everybody gets fired
for something eventually.
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For being too good at their job?
295
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,576
Well, Moon Pie, sometimes you just get
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too excited about sharing
the facts in your head.
297
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:13,669
But learning facts is the ant's pants.
298
00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:15,323
Which is the Australian derivation
299
00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:16,664
of the bee's knees.
300
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,020
See, you just learned something.
301
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:20,240
And wasn't that the cat's pajamas?
302
00:13:20,242 --> 00:13:23,505
Alls I'm saying is people
aren't always in the mood.
303
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,115
Well, they should be.
304
00:13:25,117 --> 00:13:27,422
I'm happy to learn any fact at any time.
305
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:28,858
Is that so?
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00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,208
Yes.
307
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,862
Grab my knitting bag.
308
00:13:32,864 --> 00:13:34,849
I don't recommend
driving while knitting.
309
00:13:34,852 --> 00:13:36,779
Your reflexes aren't
what they used to be.
310
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,868
Just look in the bag!
311
00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,478
Did you know
312
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,002
that there are three
different kinds of yarn?
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00:13:43,004 --> 00:13:44,133
I didn't.
314
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:47,310
You got your animal, like wool.
315
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:48,921
Your plant, like cotton.
316
00:13:48,923 --> 00:13:51,359
And your synthetic, like acrylic.
317
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:52,490
Interesting.
318
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:53,839
You think so?
319
00:13:53,841 --> 00:13:54,922
I'm glad to hear that.
320
00:13:54,925 --> 00:13:58,250
Because each one of them
has plusses and minuses,
321
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,367
and you're about to hear them all
322
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:03,634
in mind-numbing detail.
323
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:09,420
Nothing to worry about.
324
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:11,553
- We got this.
- Really?
325
00:14:11,555 --> 00:14:12,947
Everything you need's right here.
326
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:15,733
You're the best.
327
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,734
Come on, I'll show you
where the bathroom is.
328
00:14:18,736 --> 00:14:20,431
Oh, and there's a very helpful cashier
329
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,911
named Gretchen you need to hug.
330
00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:23,088
Come on.
331
00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:25,175
Here she is, Gretchen.
332
00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:27,133
Another way
333
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:29,440
to cast on in knitting
334
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:31,399
is called the slingshot.
335
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,270
Did you know the
Wham-O company was named
336
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,490
after its first product,
the Wham-O Slingshot?
337
00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:38,144
I'm the one saying the facts right now.
338
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:40,146
Unless you're tired of hearing them?
339
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,911
Sick of learning? Never.
340
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,883
Well, that's too bad.
341
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,022
How awesome was it when he
fights those four guys at once?
342
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,894
They were asking for it.
343
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,983
Dalton doesn't fight unless he has to.
344
00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:52,602
True, 'cause when the doctor says,
345
00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:54,509
"How many of these fights
you win?" he says...
346
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,467
Nobody ever wins in a fight.
347
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:02,299
Mm, and I like how smart he is.
348
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,266
But doesn't feel like
he has to show it off.
349
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:05,312
No kidding.
350
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:06,868
Maybe Sheldon should watch it.
351
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:10,567
Hey, what was Dalton's third
rule of being a good bouncer?
352
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,309
Be nice.
353
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,878
That's right.
354
00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:18,793
I think Dad would love that
you're into stuff like this.
355
00:15:18,796 --> 00:15:20,622
I'm sure he would.
356
00:15:20,624 --> 00:15:23,102
He took me to see Mad Max twice.
357
00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,234
Really?
358
00:15:24,236 --> 00:15:25,844
Actually...
359
00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:28,151
the second time, we
couldn't find a sitter,
360
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,805
so we brought you along.
361
00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,328
How old was I?
362
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,504
I don't know... four?
363
00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:35,463
No wonder I'm so cool.
364
00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:37,597
So, why you hiding it?
365
00:15:38,536 --> 00:15:41,711
Well, 'cause I'm supposed
to be a good Christian.
366
00:15:41,714 --> 00:15:44,805
Clearly this is something
I need to work on.
367
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:48,692
Well, before you fix it,
you've got to watch Die Hard 2.
368
00:15:48,695 --> 00:15:51,916
Bruce Willis stabs a guy
in the head with an icicle.
369
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:58,398
Now, circular knitting
produces a seamless tube.
370
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,270
You already told me that.
371
00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:02,533
Oh, did I?
372
00:16:02,535 --> 00:16:04,709
Can we circle back to
double-pointed needles?
373
00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:06,363
I have a follow-up question.
374
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,367
Hold that thought.
375
00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:17,896
Strike two!
376
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,681
One more!
377
00:16:19,683 --> 00:16:21,511
Just like that!
378
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,813
Strike three, you're out.
379
00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:29,864
There you go! Ha!
380
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,693
That's how you do it!
381
00:16:31,695 --> 00:16:33,042
Is that your little girl?
382
00:16:33,044 --> 00:16:35,046
That's my little lady.
383
00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,266
Well, sometimes.
384
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:49,210
Carrying the stuffing out of the
Caddy was easy. Using it to stop
385
00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:51,956
- the guys chasing us...
- The kids are asleep.
386
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,610
Gasoline would help.
387
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,569
- Always does...
- You gonna watch that?
388
00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:57,005
Well, it's MacGyver.
389
00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:59,094
He makes stuff out of other stuff.
390
00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,835
Sort of a homemade mortar.
391
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,796
Why, did you want to
watch something else?
392
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:06,060
I thought maybe we could watch a movie.
393
00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:09,191
Sure, yeah, which one?
394
00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:11,935
Um... I don't know.
395
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,154
I heard that that movie Road House
396
00:17:15,156 --> 00:17:16,981
is supposed to be good.
397
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:18,548
What's it about?
398
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:20,855
I think it's about a guy,
399
00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:23,684
um... Dalton.
400
00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:25,635
Who's a bouncer
401
00:17:25,638 --> 00:17:27,377
who has to clean up a bar
402
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,168
that's been overrun
by a bunch of bad guys.
403
00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:32,788
Oh, yeah, it's got that guy
that looks like Georgie in it.
404
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,260
No, he doesn't.
405
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,826
Are you kidding?
406
00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:37,480
He looks exactly like him.
407
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,923
Let's just watch MacGyver.
408
00:17:45,925 --> 00:17:47,579
Cool.
409
00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:55,237
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