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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper, and this is
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Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College.
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I firmly believe that I'm ready
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for this next step in my academic life.
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I guess our baby's going to college.
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So I don't want to get
married. It's nothing personal.
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After everything that I've
done for you and your family.
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You give my grandson a job
so I'm supposed to marry you?
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Well, you can forget I even asked.
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Oh, no.
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I screwed up.
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You're fired.
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Here's for firing my grandson.
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Jackass!
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I never understood why kids didn't like
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being sent to the principal's office.
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I thought it was great.
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Sheldon, you are a remarkable young man.
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Thanks, and you're a remarkable old man.
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Sheldon.
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So you sure he's got
all the credits he needs?
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Yeah, between his
coursework and his AP tests,
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he's met all of his
academic requirements.
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He even managed to get
a good grade in P.E.
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I earned extra credit snitching on kids
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who were smoking behind
the equipment shed.
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I don't have to buy
cigarettes for a year.
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So he's really good to graduate?
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He sure is. I got to tell ya,
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usually when kids leave
school after two years,
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it's not for college.
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It's for prison or pregnancy.
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Well, between Georgie and
Missy, we may hit the trifecta.
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George!
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Well, I'm not rooting for it.
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It's just a thing that could happen.
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One other bit of business.
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Since you're graduating early,
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and you're top of the class,
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that makes you our valedictorian.
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Way to go, buddy!
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I'm so proud of you, baby.
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You seem surprised.
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Well, it's quite an accomplishment.
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Being top of the class in this school?
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I don't think so.
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We're really gonna miss you.
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I imagine my leaving
will be hard for you.
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Oh, yeah, being best friends
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with a little kid really
boosted my game with the ladies.
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Makes sense. I'm a conversation starter.
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Just think. You'll have
this table all to yourself.
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Actually, I joined the jazz band.
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Those guys have their own
table in the cafeteria.
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Oh.
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They're pretty cool.
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The drummer's even got a goatee.
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Well, I'm glad I knew you before
you became a heroin addict.
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Where are my safety goggles?
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I don't have no orange today.
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No, I have a lab later.
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Just use the room goggles
like everyone else.
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And risk eyebrow lice?
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They don't just like head hair, Tam.
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They must be in my locker.
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Don't eat my fluffernutter!
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I won't.
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Mmm.
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"Don't eat my fluffernutter."
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Hello.
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Thank you for seeing me.
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You might not be so happy I
did by the time we're done.
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All right, let me start by saying
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that I owe you an apology.
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You can finish with an apology, too.
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I'm sorry we had a fight. I'm...
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I'm really sorry I lost my temper,
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and I'm very sorry that
I took it out on Georgie.
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That wasn't great.
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But I want you to know
that I'm trying to change.
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'Cause that's what
people do... they change.
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I mean it. You know, I'm tired
of being a cranky old bastard.
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It's tiring for everybody else, too.
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Would you please?
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Sorry. Go ahead.
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I'm admitting I was wrong,
and that's not something I do.
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What do you want from me?
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One more chance.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on.
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I went to three stores to
find these purple flowers.
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They are pretty.
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They're not as pretty as you.
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Oh, God.
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Safety pins, safety scissors,
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no safety goggles.
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Did you happen to see a
pair of safety goggles?
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Sheldon, we're in the middle of a test.
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Sorry.
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I can't give you the answer,
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but what you have is not even close.
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Out!
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These things happen.
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My mother had me when she was young.
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Sorry to interrupt. I can't
find my safety goggles.
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Well, they're not here.
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I have to find them.
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Nothing's more important
than protection!
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Dad, you need to take me home.
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Why? What's the matter?
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I don't have my safety
goggles. Let's go.
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Sheldon, I'm busy.
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You're just watching TV.
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I'm reviewing game tape.
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So you know how it ends.
I'll meet you at the car.
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Sheldon, I'm not driving you home.
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I got practice in 20 minutes.
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Then call Mom and tell
her to bring them to me.
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She's working, too.
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But I need my goggles!
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Then use the ones in class.
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And I don't want to
hear about eyebrow lice.
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The ones in class are too big for me.
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What if they fall off and
something happens to my eyes?
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If I go blind, I'll
need a Seeing Eye dog,
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- and I'm scared of dogs.
- Hey!
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Is this how you plan on
acting when you get to college?
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No.
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Good, 'cause you're gonna need
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to handle stuff like this on your own.
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I can handle it.
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I hope so.
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I ended up using the
class goggles that day
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and did not get eyebrow lice.
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But eight months later,
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I did contract a mild case of pink eye.
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Were the two events related?
This scientist says yes.
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Do you think I can make it from one end
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of the college campus to the other
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in under ten minutes,
including a bathroom break?
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I don't know. How important
is the bathroom break?
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Very. The class schedules are designed
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for fully-grown bladders,
and mine is child-sized.
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Then don't put your
classes so close together.
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Well, it's either this or I move
my labs to Tuesday afternoons.
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Is that bad?
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Yes. That's when Professor Proton is on.
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Well, we'll tape it, and
you can watch it later.
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But what if I have a lot of
homework and can't get to it
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until the next day and one of the kids
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in my class spoils the episode for me?
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Sheldon, has anyone ever
spoiled Professor Proton for you?
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No.
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Has anyone even talked to
you about Professor Proton?
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Do you count?
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No.
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Then no.
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Thanks again for giving me another shot.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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And I got something else for you.
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Wow. Thank you, but why?
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Well, I'm trying to get
better at forgiving people.
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Well, I'm glad to hear you say that,
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'cause I'm the one who
egged your store last night.
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That was you?
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Well, me and Meemaw.
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Oh.
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It's okay.
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I forgive you.
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Cool. Thanks again for the money.
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Mm, forgiving people sucks.
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Bless us, Lord, for the
food we are about to receive,
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and bless the hands that prepared it.
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And thank you for Georgie
getting his job back. Amen.
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Amen.
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That was nice of Dale.
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I know. He even forgave
me for egging his store.
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You went egging without me?
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Georgie Cooper!
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Dale already forgave me, and God has to.
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You can't get mad.
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Ha. Burn.
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Oh. Hold on. Hold on.
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Your chair, milady.
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"Milady"?
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Where did that come from?
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I don't know.
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My brain.
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Can I get y'all started
with some drinks?
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Yeah. Uh, margaritas?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Split a pitcher?
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Mm, no, I think I'm okay.
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More of a beer night?
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No, not really.
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I'm gonna take a little break.
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I'll just stick with water.
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Really?
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Well, you know, I don't
do my best thinking
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after I've been drinking.
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Should I not get one, then?
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No, no, you go ahead.
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I don't want it to get weird.
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I can come back.
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No, no. Hey, just bring her a margarita.
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No, don't.
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I insist.
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I don't want one.
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Yeah, you do.
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It's getting weird.
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Maybe come back.
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Missy, how would you and
Sheldon like a graduation party?
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Why would Missy have a graduation party?
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'Cause I'm graduating elementary school.
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That counts?
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Of course it counts.
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Yes, it's a big deal.
She's going to a new school.
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New friends, new teachers.
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Same clothes 'cause we're poor.
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We're not poor.
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So I can get new clothes?
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We're not rich, either.
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Do I really got to sit
through two graduations?
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Yes. It is a special day for
your brother and your sister.
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I'm giving the valedictorian speech.
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And I'm singing "This Land Is Your Land"
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with a bunch of other kids.
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And we are proud of you both equally.
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Guess what. The local news wants
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to do story on Sheldon
being valedictorian.
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Isn't that great?
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What?
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Cheers.
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How is it?
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Good. Yours?
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A little watery.
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I want to tell you how
much I appreciate you
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giving Georgie his job back.
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Well, I didn't do it just for you.
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It was the right thing to do.
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I even forgave him for egging the store.
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He egged your store?
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That rascal!
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I know you did it, too.
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Okay, I did.
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You go to church, don't you?
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Yeah, when I'm not hungover.
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Well, maybe I'll go with you sometime.
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Really? You?
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Yeah, I was thinking a little
religion might do me some good.
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Well, good for you.
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I was thinking it was a fajita night.
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Your daughter runs a
Bible study, doesn't she?
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Uh-huh.
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The next day, the local news
showed up to interview me
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and my family, which
may sound impressive,
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but this is the same local
news that covered a potato chip
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shaped like Texas.
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So act natural. We're
just having a chat.
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I'm gonna ask y'all a few questions
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about Sheldon's high school graduation.
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I'm graduating, also.
264
00:11:04,335 --> 00:11:07,144
Really? You're graduating
from high school, too?
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No, elementary school.
266
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Oh.
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My class is singing
"This Land Is Your Land."
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Want to hear it?
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♪ This land is your land... ♪
270
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Hey, can I ask my
girlfriend to the prom on TV?
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It would blow her mind.
272
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♪ To the New York
Islands, from the... ♪
273
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We're here with the Cooper family.
274
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Mary, George and 11-year-old Sheldon,
275
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,478
who's going to be Medford
High School's valedictorian.
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00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,293
Mom and Dad, you must be so proud.
277
00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:34,566
Oh, very proud.
278
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,651
But we're proud of all of our children.
279
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,879
She has to say that.
280
00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:40,673
I was a little worried about missing
281
00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:42,535
Professor Proton, but
I'm going to tape it
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00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:43,871
and watch it at night.
283
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:45,165
Once I'm in college,
284
00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:47,168
can we push my bedtime to 8:30?
285
00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:49,652
Let's talk bedtime when
we're not on the news, honey.
286
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,621
I'm sure it'll work out
since I have all summer
287
00:11:51,624 --> 00:11:53,499
to recalibrate my bathroom schedule.
288
00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:55,086
Let's not talk about that, either.
289
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:59,035
So what's it like being the
parents of such a special child?
290
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Get it away! Get it away!
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Fascinating.
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Every day's a blessing.
293
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,496
Sheldon, tell us what you're gonna miss
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the most about high school.
295
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Nothing.
296
00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:15,738
Really?
297
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:17,863
Not your teachers, your friends?
298
00:12:17,866 --> 00:12:19,433
I only have one friend.
299
00:12:19,436 --> 00:12:21,254
And I don't think he's
gonna miss me because
300
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,465
he already found other
people to have lunch with.
301
00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:25,324
Oh, I'm sure he'll miss you.
302
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,504
And I said I'm okay with
watching Professor Proton
303
00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:28,715
at night, but that'll never work.
304
00:12:28,717 --> 00:12:30,918
I get overtired... everybody knows that!
305
00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:32,046
Maybe we could turn the camera off.
306
00:12:32,048 --> 00:12:34,017
And the other day, I couldn't
find my safety goggles
307
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,961
and I freaked out in
school, and my dad asked
308
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,380
is this how I plan on
acting when I get to college,
309
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:39,693
and I said no, but it probably is
310
00:12:39,695 --> 00:12:42,031
because even though I'm
smart, I'm just a little boy!
311
00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,496
- I think we have enough.
- Cut.
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00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,856
Here you go, baby.
313
00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:57,759
I don't know if I can
go to college next year.
314
00:12:57,762 --> 00:12:59,151
Are you kidding me?!
315
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,444
George.
316
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,738
Buddy, I know you're upset.
317
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,073
But are you kidding me?
318
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,783
Don't listen to him.
319
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,410
There is no pressure.
320
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,246
If you want to spend
another year in high school,
321
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,831
that is your decision.
322
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,877
I don't know.
323
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,836
May I be excused?
324
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,715
Uh, of course.
325
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,431
We support you, buddy!
326
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,271
I get it.
327
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,440
What do you get?
328
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,359
Why you don't want to go to college.
329
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,738
I doubt that you do.
330
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,657
You're scared everything's
gonna be different
331
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,661
and it'll be hard.
332
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,623
And you're gonna miss
the way that it was.
333
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,958
How do you know that?
334
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,629
'Cause that's how I feel.
335
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,883
You're scared?
336
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,468
Yeah.
337
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,514
So what do we do?
338
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,518
I guess be scared and do it anyway.
339
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,981
Hmm.
340
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,317
It's comforting to know that
you feel the same way that I do.
341
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,822
That's why I said it, dumbass.
342
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,547
Mom?
343
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,924
Dad?
344
00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:34,971
Yeah, baby?
345
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,043
I'm ready to graduate.
346
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,839
Good night.
347
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,218
That's because I supported him.
348
00:14:52,277 --> 00:14:54,110
Our next young speaker needs
349
00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:56,371
no introduction, but
that didn't stop him
350
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:59,562
from writing one and making me read it.
351
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,656
"Fun fact."
352
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,172
I hear you.
353
00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:09,780
"The word 'valedictorian' is
from the Latin 'valedicere, '
354
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,977
meaning 'to say farewell.'
355
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,578
It is primarily used
in the United States,
356
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,206
Canada, the Philippines and Armenia."
357
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,376
Maybe that fact's more fun in Armenia.
358
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:26,492
Please welcome your
valedictorian, Sheldon Cooper.
359
00:15:26,495 --> 00:15:28,623
Yay, Shelly!
360
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,599
Hello.
361
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,393
I'm not very comfortable
speaking in front of crowds.
362
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,313
But there's a technique
to reduce stage fright
363
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,899
by focusing on one
person in the audience
364
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,236
and delivering your speech just to them.
365
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,324
That's what I'll be doing today.
366
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,577
If it weren't for this person,
I wouldn't be here right now.
367
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,788
They've taught me a lot,
368
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,248
and it's by their example
that I found the courage
369
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,921
to move forward into this new
and exciting chapter of my life.
370
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,549
Missy...
371
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,387
...this is for you.
372
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,263
Change can be scary,
373
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:18,560
but I know we're going to be fine...
374
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,354
...because like you said,
375
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,648
"It's okay to be scared.
376
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,276
We just have to do it anyway."
377
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:33,657
So if any of my fellow graduates
are nervous about the future,
378
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,245
know that you're not alone.
379
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,497
I suggest you all try to be
as brave as my twin sister.
380
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,499
That's my plan.
381
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,167
Missy,
382
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,837
I wish I could give you
advice about middle school,
383
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,673
but I was so smart, I skipped it.
384
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,800
If you make it to high
school, we'll talk.
385
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,677
Thank you.
386
00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:05,607
The following day,
387
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,860
I attended my sister's
elementary school graduation.
388
00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,818
She didn't deliver a speech to me,
389
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,666
but she did make eye contact
390
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,669
while she sang "This Land Is Your Land."
391
00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,867
♪ From the Redwood Forest ♪
392
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,524
♪ To the Gulf Stream waters ♪
393
00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:24,570
♪ This land was made
for you and me... ♪
394
00:17:24,573 --> 00:17:26,274
Later that day, we had
395
00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:28,750
a graduation party for me and my sister.
396
00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:30,504
I don't normally care for parties,
397
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,048
but this one wasn't so bad.
398
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,258
Who's ready for cake?
399
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,509
Me!
400
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,387
Hey, should we say grace?
401
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,848
Heck, yeah! Let's hold hands.
402
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,185
Oh, cool. Let's say grace.
403
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,646
Dale invited Jesus to the party,
404
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,930
and while he wasn't on
my guest list, it was okay
405
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,692
because it made my mom happy.
406
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,736
And bless our friends and family...
407
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,200
In fact, it was the
best graduation party
408
00:17:55,203 --> 00:17:57,032
I had ever been to,
409
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,805
until the one we had for
my son, Leonard Cooper.
410
00:18:00,808 --> 00:18:02,267
Amen.
411
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:03,413
Cake!
412
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,478
I wanted his name to be
413
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:09,084
Leonard "Nimoy" Cooper,
but Amy wouldn't let me.
414
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,087
Be happy I let you name him Leonard!
415
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,964
Okay, okay!
416
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,728
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
417
00:18:16,953 --> 00:18:23,219
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