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Thanks for the bits, Peedee.
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Oh, and tell Ronaldo
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I hope his weird rash
clears up soon.
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[Grunts]
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Life can get
really intense, huh?
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Yeah, especially your life.
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Let's see ...
alien abduction.
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Going to a weird zoo
for humans in space.
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And sneaking out
right past a pair
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of intergalactic tyrants!
[Both laugh]
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Well, it's nice to know
we can still have
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peaceful days like this
without any trouble.
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- Mm. Oof.
- Almost. [Laughs]
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Man: Hey, kid!
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Drop those fry bits.
Drop 'em!
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- Oh, no, it's the cops!
- Huh?
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All the years
of ordering off menu
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have finally
come back to taunt me!
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You mean haunt you?
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Steven, that's not even
a police car.
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- It's just ...
- I surrender!
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I knew
I was breaking the rules,
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but... I did it anyway!
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The bits
had their hooks in me!
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[Laughs]
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Dad, quit joking around.
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Come on, Connie!
I almost had him.
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Mr. Maheswaran?
[Sighs]
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Wow, I didn't think
he'd take it that seriously.
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You okay there, Steven?
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Oh, yeah.
I love it down here.
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And how's my swashbuckling
swashbuckler doing?
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I'm good.
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You know, Steven,
maybe you're dehydrated.
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Probably from eating
that garbage before dinner.
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Respectfully,
fry bits are not garbage.
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Don't worry, Steven.
He's just messing with you.
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[Chuckles] Sorry, Steven.
Let's get you up.
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What are you even doing
in Beach City, Dad?
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I'm out here on a job, actually.
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The private security company
I work for
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got a call from a Mr.
Harold Smiley stating that
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someone's been lurking
around Funland after hours.
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So, I'll be here all night...
on a stakeout.
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- Whoa, a stakeout!
- Dad, that's so cool!
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Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
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Protecting the citizens
of Beach City.
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- Just like you guys!
- Wouldn't that be fun, Steven?
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I'd love to go
on a stakeout sometime.
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Maybe you guys
could help out tonight.
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- What?!
- What?!
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Even though we're not officially
sanctioned security personnel?
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Hey, why not? It's probably
just some kid loitering.
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Hey, kid!
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Yes, hello? The sign above
you says no loitering.
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They get younger every year.
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So, y'all ready for this?
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Some of these teens can use
some pretty strong language.
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Hey, Steven, you want to help
ruin some teen's night?
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Always.
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[Whispering]
Coast is all clear behind us.
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Things seem
pretty quiet so far.
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Well, yeah.
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Nobody's even gonna try
hopping the fence with us here.
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But you never know.
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Sometimes,
I actually leave the car.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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I'm sure you guys do lots of
waiting when you're saving the world.
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It can't be all bam-pow action
all the time.
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Aw, I wish.
There's a lot of fighting.
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I mean, I kind of inherited
an intergalactic war.
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Hey, Dad, what's this box?
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Oh, I just confiscated that
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from a kid who was
shoplifting in a costume shop.
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Whoa! You could totally
use these for disguises.
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Don't you ever need
to go... undercover?
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How do you know I'm not
undercover... right now?
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Just kidding. [Chuckles]
I need these to see.
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But if you guys want to play
with that stuff, go ahead.
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Okay.
Well, I want to be undercover.
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I'll be... [Music]
Veronica Cucamonga.
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[Italian accent] It's a-me,
Peter Pizzapoppolis from Italia!
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Pizzapoppolis?
That sounds Greek.
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You sure you don't
want anything, Dad?
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There's a clown nose back here.
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[Nose squeaks]
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No, thanks.
Being a security guard is no joke,
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which is why they equip us
with these.
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Wow!
A flashlight!
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Yeah.
It gets pretty dark out there.
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[Crash]
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What was that?!
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[Music]
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Mama mia!
The fence-a!
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How on earth did this happen?
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If this were some punk
with a pair of bolt cutters,
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this would be a clean cut.
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But this chain
looks like it was torn apart.
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This was no kid.
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Well, if it wasn't a misguided
teen, what could it be?
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It's up to us to find out.
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Sounds like
we better investigate.
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Cucamonga, Pizzapoppolis.
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Both: Right!
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Huh?
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[Music]
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Hello?
This is security!
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You are trespassing
on private property.
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Do not attempt
to make yourself a corn dog.
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Funland Incorporated is not liable
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for the harm you may incur
while trying to operate
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a deep fryer without a license.
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You need a license
to operate a deep fryer?
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[Crashing]
Whoa.
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Hey, stop right there!
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[Panting]
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Follow my lead.
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[Grunts]
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- Don't move!
- Connie: Did we lose them?
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Which a-way did they go
so fast-a?
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Mouths closed,
eyes and ears open.
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- Hm.
- Hm.
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[Wind whistling]
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[Creaking]
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Bad move, chump.
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That space ship's
permanently earthbound.
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Gotcha!
I mean freeze!
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Oh, man.
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Are we dealing with
some sort of escape artist?
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Hey, Steven, maybe we
should get our weapons.
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That won't be necessary.
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We're not here
to escalate the situation.
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Besides, a good security guard
only needs their trusty flashlight.
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[Clank]
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Hey!
Open up this instant!
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Yeah, let us out!
[Grunts]
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[Electricity hums]
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The ride's moving!
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[Music]
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- We got to shut it off!
- Don't worry.
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I'll just use my trusty
flashlight. [Grunts]
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Oh, no!
The laws of physics!
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Ow!
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- You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
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I've got a new idea, though.
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This time,
I'll throw it at an angle.
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- Dad, I don't think that'll work.
- Go!
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[Grunts]
Aah!
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[All screaming]
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We got to get out
of this spicy meatball!
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[Grunts]
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Hey, this part
isn't moving at all.
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Steven!
[Grunts]
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Sorry!
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[Electricity hums]
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[All groaning]
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Listen, you bodybuilding
escape artist criminal,
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this isn't a game.
You've endangered
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an officer of the law
and two small children.
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Show yourself before
you get into serious trouble!
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Steven, do you think
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maybe it's some kind of
Gem mutant or monster?
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It could be, but it trapped us.
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The monsters and mutants
aren't that smart.
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Could we be dealing with
a Homeworld Gem?
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Homeworld?
Gem? Mutant?
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I, uh ...
well, whatever it is,
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if someone's trespassing,
they'll have to answer to me.
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[Music]
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It's so quiet.
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[Electricity hums,
carnival music plays]
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[All gasp] I can't believe this.
They're mocking us.
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Show yourself!
What is it that you want here?
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Prizes? Fun?
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You think this is the place
to get your kicks?
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You sick monster.
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Destroying the sanctity
of this land of fun!
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Behind you!
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[Grunts]
Dad!
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[Normal voice]
Mr. Maheswaran!
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Uh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
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- Just ... there they are!
- Come on, Steven!
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I'm right behind you!
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You're not getting away
this time!
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[Music]
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- That's a lot of gumballs!
- Jump! [Grunts]
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Aah!
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[Grunts]
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- It's time to give up!
- There's no way out!
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Doug: Gumballs?
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Aa-aa-ah!
[Grunts]
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[Groans]
Hey, kids.
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The culprit's at the end
of this corner, Dad.
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Good work, you two.
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Now, let's shed some light
on this subject.
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Wait.
Onion!
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You?
What are you doing here?
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We're in the middle of
a very important investigation.
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Dad, I think this is who's been
causing all this trouble.
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Onion, it's me, Steven.
Steven Universe.
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[Murmuring frantically]
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That's just Mr. Maheswaran.
Oh, my gosh,
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did you think a bunch
of strangers were chasing you?
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00:09:02,565 --> 00:09:05,633
No wonder you were trying
to throw us off your trail.
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Onion, everything's okay.
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It can't just be a kid.
It doesn't make any sense!
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What about that huge shadow?
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I think the flashlight
just made him look big.
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But the fence was ripped apart!
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I have seen him
use a blowtorch before.
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I also found this piece
of fabric stuck in the fence.
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[Groans]
Of course.
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- It's never actually something.
- What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
It's just my job isn't like
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the exhilerating adventures
you've been having with Steven
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or the life-threatening
emergencies
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your mom deals with
at the hospital.
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The most action I see is telling
kids to quit loitering around.
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I was hoping
maybe you'd get to see me
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take on a serious job,
but I guess all I'm good at
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is being your silly, old dad.
[Gasps, grunts]
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You're right.
You are silly,
223
00:10:00,957 --> 00:10:03,858
but that's why I like
hanging out with you.
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I've got enough serious things
going on in my life.
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00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:10,464
Sometimes I just want
to spend time with my dad.
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Thanks.
[Chuckles]
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You're a keeper,
Veronica Cucamonga.
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[Laughs]
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Well, kid, this may have been
a big misunderstanding,
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but you're still in trouble
for this fence.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Just let him off the hook
on this one.
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We already scared him straight.
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The law must be different
for someone his age.
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[Sighs]
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You learned your lesson?
237
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Then you're free to go.
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[Car door opens, closes,
engine starts]
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And remember, kid,
no loitering.
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I don't know how I'm gonna
explain this back at the office.
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