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S01xE22 - "Steven and the Stevens"
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- Hey! How 'bout this one here?!
- What one?
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This little one!
It's adorb-able.
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Steven, the
legendary glass of time
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won't be nearly so
small and insignificant.
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It'll be beautiful and
grand, like this one!
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- I think it's this one.
- Whoa!
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You mean the biggest one?!
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How are we even supposed to get
that back to the warp pad?
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- I can carry it.
- Wait!
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We need to be careful
which one we touch!
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You remember what happened
last time we were here.
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- What happened?
- Hey, guys!
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I'm makin' the call, and it's
this janky one here!
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Amethyst!
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Uh...
Nope, it wasn't.
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- Look out!
- Whoa! Ugh!
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We don't have much time!
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- Amethyst, come on!
- Steven!
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W-Where do you think you're going?!
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Amethyst gets to keep hers!
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- Darn tootin'!
- I'm gonna get the one I picked out!
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- Steven!
- Steven!
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My name's Steven.
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- You're gonna live with me.
- Steven, come on!
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I'm a-comin'!
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I'm a-comin'!
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Hang on.
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- Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
- Gotcha.
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Well done, Garnet!
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Hot potato!
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- We're doing that again, right?!
- Unfortunately, we'll
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have to wait another
hundred years for the
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sea shrine to reform
'cause somebody couldn't
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keep their hands to themselves.
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You have a lobster on your butt.
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Huh? Eee!
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Beach-a-palooza!
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- Beach-a-wha-whozaa?
- Palooza.
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That was a lot of fun, you guys.
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I'll see you later!
After you, sir.
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Buh-bye!
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Yep.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Dad! Dad!
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Are you ready to rehearse?
Whoa!
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Uhh...
We're having a bit of a day.
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- Is it stuck?
- Yeah.
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Why does a boat need
a car wash?
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Huh!
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Sorry, buddy.
I don't think I can play
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in the concert tonight.
I got to deal with this.
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You're bailing on
beach-a-palooza?!
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- But the whole town's gonna be there!
- Steven, that's like 15 people.
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Next time, bud, I promise.
All right, maybe if you bring it
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- forward a little bit.
- Stupid boat gettin' all stuck.
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Nobody likes you, boat!
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Wish I could've been there to
tell my dad you were too fat!
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That's it. Just back her in.
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- She'll definitely fit.
- What the...
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- Dad! Dad!
- Hey, Stu-ball.
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- You excited for beach-a-palooza!
- Dad! Dad!
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Fat, it's fat!
Fat, fat, fat!
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- Rude!
- Not you! The boat!
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- The boat!
- Huh? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Stop!
- Huh?
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Nice catch, Steven!
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The thing!
You took me back in time,
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didn't you?!
Oh, man.
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Pearl's gonna flip when she
finds out you were the real one!
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Look, I'm sorry, but the
boat's fat!
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Oh, no! Your truck!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Gotta save the van!
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I wish I could go back and
stop myself from stopping my dad!
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That's it. Just back her in.
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- She'll definitely fit.
- What the...
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Dad! Dad!
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What?
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- Shh!
- Future Steven?
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Listen,
two-minutes-ago Steven.
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We can't go around trying to
change time stuff.
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It just makes things worse!
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- Oh, no! How did this happen?!
- Aww, man.
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I really wanted to play at
beach-a-palooza!
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Too bad you and I can't be in a band.
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Wait a minute!
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Steven!
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Steven?
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Steven?
What's going on?
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- No time to explain!
- Wanna join our band?!
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Yes! But didn't
dad say he would play with us?
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He had an
emergency at the car wash.
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- We should go help him!
- No!
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There's nothing we can do.
The boat's fat, trust us.
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Okay, so, who's our fourth?
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- We need a drummer.
- Not a problem, Steven.
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Hey, it's the time thing ...
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"Steven and the Stevens"
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? can't you see it in my eyes? ?
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? I'm the one, I'm the one ?
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- 2!
- 3!
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- 4!
- I'm not like the other guys
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- he's not like anybody
- ahh, ahh
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? well, that's not completely right ?
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? there's a few that I'm just like ?
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? Steven and the Stevens ?
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- ahh, ahh, ahh
- we're gonna make you smile
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? me, myself, and I, and him ?
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- are all the same guy
- Steven and the Stevens
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? come on, now, don't Be shy ?
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? me, myself ?
? and I and him ?
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- That's me!
- are all the same guy
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Hey!
Great singing, Steven!
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- Thanks, Steven!
- Can I sing lead this time?
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Well, I usually sing
lead vocals when I play with dad.
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- So do I!
- Me, too!
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Me, too, too!
We all do! We're all Steven!
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Well, one of us has
got to be the band leader!
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Oh! The leader
should be the original Steven!
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- The one that's been around the longest!
- Yeah! All right!
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- That's a good idea!
- Oh, ho, ho! - Mh-mm.
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Done and done!
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Steven 2, you're the smart one.
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Steven 3, you're the funny one.
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Steven 4, you're the sensitive one.
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And I'm...
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...the handsome one!
Okay?
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- Okay!
- Okey-dokey, artichokey!
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Steven 4, what are you doing?!
You're not the funny one!
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- Steven 3 is!
- Well, we're all the
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same person, so we're all
equally prone
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- to being hilarious.
- No, no!
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That was too smart an observation
for you, 3! You're the funny one!
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- Wait, which one am I again?
- Dang it, number 2,
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- you're the smart one!
- Hey, if Steven 1 is
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the handsome one, does that
mean the rest of us
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- aren't good-looking?
- No way!
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- We're all extremely attractive!
- Let's go get jobs as models!
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Hey!
None of you are the handsome one!
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I'm the handsome one!
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Ah! No! I didn't mean ...
we decided...
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Let's take five.
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- There's a 5th Steven?
- No!
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I mean a five-minute break!
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We know.
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I can't believe it.
I'm so... annoying!
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Maybe it's time for me to quit
the music business.
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? Steven! ?
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? Ste-Ste-Ste Steven! ?
? Ste-Ste-Ste Steven! ?
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- Ste-Ste-Ste Steven!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- What's all this noise?!
- Ste-Ste-Ste ...
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I thought we agreed
that Steven and the Stevens was
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gonna be a light-hearted
throwback to early rock 'n' roll,
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not this mess of screaming
and distortion!
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Look, Steven. Steven and
I were talking, and Steven agrees.
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- Your attitude just isn't working for us.
- We've been a lot
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- more productive without you.
- We already wrote an
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angsty song about that time you
made us feel bad
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- for not being handsome.
- You're kicking me out
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of the band?!
Wait. Who's playing drums?
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Amethyst said she'd do it.
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- I'm down for whatever.
- Oh, come on!
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? Steven's a big, fat meanie ?
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? a big fat meanie zucchini ?
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- Whoa, dude.
- Listen up!
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You can't kick me out of the band!
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I'm the original Steven.
I created you!
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Steven and the Stevens was my idea!
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Without me, you'd all be nothing!
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That's it.
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Steven, no!
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Wish I could have been there
to tell my dad you were too ...
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Don't start the band, Steven.
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It'll only tear us apart.
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Ho, ho!
We all have time things!
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You'll never catch me, you turkeys! Ha!
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We got to stop me.
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I'm okay, guys.
I just ... wha...
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Too far back!
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Huh?
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Just take me back to the beginning.
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Amethyst gets to keep hers!
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- Darn tootin'!
- I'm gonna get the one I picked out!
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- Steven!
- Steven!
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My name's Steven.
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Stop right there!
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- Give me the time thing, Steven.
- Wait. Are you future me?
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Just hurry up and give it!
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Huh?
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Wha...
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Don't make me hurt me, Steven.
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Why do you need it so bad?
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Just give it to me!
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Give it up, Steven!
I know everything you're gonna
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do before you do it!
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Huh?
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12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18...
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Uh...
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Stop it!
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Huh? What?
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- Huh?
- Look around you.
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This isn't right.
When Steven fights Steven,
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who is the winner?
What have we become?
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- What is it?
- What's wrong with us?
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- What have we become?
- We're not the Stevens
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we once were.
And to fix that, I have to end it!
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Steven, please!
You got to ...
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Steven, dad can't
play beach-a-palooza with you.
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The boat's fat.
You got to find another way.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Stay cool forever, Steven.
Mwah.
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Arrivederci.
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? can't you
see it in our eyes? ?
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- we're the one, we're the one
- two
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- three
- four
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? we're not like the other guys ?
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? we're not like anybody ?
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- ahh
- by the way, don't go back in time
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- ahh
- or you'll destroy yourself
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? Steven and the Crystal Gems ?
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? we're gonna make you smile ?
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? I accidentally created an
alternate timeline ?
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? Steven and the Crystal Gems ?
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? come on now, don't be shy ?
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? I learned to stay true to myself ?
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? by watching myself die ?
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