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Dude, you got this.
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It's no big deal.
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Just be chill.
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Where do you want me?
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The light's better over there.
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Ready?
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No.
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But y... yeah.
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Let's see what we're working with.
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Keep in mind it's pretty cold.
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Don't talk.
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Is... Is something wrong?
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Did you want me to stand
differently or...
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No.
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You're perfect.
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Don't mind me. I'm not looking.
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Mom, what the hell!
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I'm just putting in some fresh towels.
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And here, take this because...
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Mom, no!
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With all the sweating
in those tennis shorts,
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you'll get jock itch. Ask your father.
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Will you please get out of here?
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Fine. Don't listen to me.
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They're your genitals.
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Great. Cool. Great. Okay.
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Oh, by the way, your father and I
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are going to therapy, and then
he's taking me to the movies,
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We're gonna see that one
with the space people
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and Wilford Brimley,
and it's called Coconuts.
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- Cocoon, Mom, it's called Cocoon.
- Yes! That's it.
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That's it. Yeah.
Please, get out, please.
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- Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
- Go.
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It's not like I haven't
seen your penis before.
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I've got to get out of that house.
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I hear you, man.
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You and Karen still thinking
about getting a place together?
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She wants to. I don't know.
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I like her. She was always
nice to me in high school,
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way nicer than any girl
that hot has any right to be.
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You're a lucky guy.
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I know. She's so nice.
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And great.
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And nice.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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It's great.
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Finish this for me.
I got to go meet that guy.
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You're really going to do this?
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Yeah, man. I'm tired of having,
like, 12 bucks to my name.
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And Misty doesn't want to
spend the rest of her life
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with a guy who drives a Matador.
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Tell Karen I said happy birthday.
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- I will.
- [engine starts]
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[honk honk]
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Okay, here's the drill.
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When a customer wants
to buy some White Pony,
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he'll roll up, hand you his keys,
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and ask "Are you
the party king?"
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Gotcha. Uh, White Pony,
keys, party king.
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- You okay?
- Sure. Why?
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Because you're acting jittery as fuck.
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No, I'm cool, man. I got this.
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I'm your man, honest.
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I'm counting on you.
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Now let's talk about the drop.
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When it's time to resupply...
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[voice distorted, slow]
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[no audible dialogue]
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Hey, Herb.
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Hey. What's up, kid?
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Your balls drop yet?
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- Any day now.
- Ha ha.
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How did your old man take the news?
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What news?
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That you don't want
to be a bean counter.
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Oh, I never said I didn't.
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I mean, I don't know.
I mean, maybe I do.
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I'm still figuring things out.
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So you haven't found yourself yet, huh?
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You know what we did back
in my day to find ourselves?
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No, what?
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Killed Nazis.
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- Boo.
- [gasp] Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God. Hi.
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Ah. Oh. What are you doing here?
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Just came by to wish you
a happy birthday
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and to give you this.
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That's really sweet of you.
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You didn't have to do that.
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I appreciate it, but it's... Oh.
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Art... Uh, this is yours?
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My art show. Opening is tonight.
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Wow. That's really great. Congrats.
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You should come.
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It's going to be cheese,
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vino, art.
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I would, but David is actually
taking me out for my birthday.
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Oh. You should come by after.
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And bring him along,
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unless it's past his bedtime.
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Stop.
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I'm incorrigible.
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So what are your plans
for Karen's birthday?
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Uh, I figured I'd wait
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and just see what she wants to do.
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Boychik, do you know nothing of women?
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What do you mean?
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Birthdays and anniversaries are not
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merely special occasions.
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They're tests, often final exams.
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Fail to take them seriously,
and you know what happens?
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What?
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The teacher starts shtupping
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the other students.
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She said she didn't want me
to go to a lot of trouble.
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[laughing] Yes, of course.
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When a woman says that,
she means the exact opposite.
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Trust me, dear boy, she wants you
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to go to a great deal of trouble,
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the more the better.
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Oh, really? Well, I've... I've...
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Hey, it's okay, David. Don't panic.
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Now we've still got plenty of time.
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I'll cover your lessons
here this afternoon,
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- and you run to the store.
- Yeah.
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W... wait. What am I buying?
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Flowers, preferably roses.
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1 dozen long stem.
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Red only, no pinks or yellows.
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Why not pink or yellow?
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Pink implies friendship,
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and yellow is for pregnant women.
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Next, purchase these items
in the following order:
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champagne, chocolate,
strawberries, condoms.
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And as for a motel,
find something classy.
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My folks are going to be
gone all night, so...
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Even better. After a nice dinner,
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when the dessert menu comes,
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take her by the hand
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and tell her you have
something special planned
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at the house.
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She'll set one foot in that door,
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see the bubbly on ice
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and the rose petals adorning the bed
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and spontaneously ovulate,
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which is why you'll need the condoms.
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You got all that?
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Yeah. It's good.
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Okay. Now get...
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get going. Get going.
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Thanks, Nash.
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Good morning, sir.
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Are you the party king?
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Hey, uh, that would be me.
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I party all the time.
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Yeah. For half a piece?
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Cool.
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[engine starts]
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♪
♪ [rock guitar on radio]
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[radio off]
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Fuck.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Testarossa. Nice.
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It's a bitch to drive.
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[chuckle]
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What's up?
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What are you doing tonight?
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Nothing. Why?
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Uh, do you maybe want to get dinner?
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Uh, just yeah, you and I?
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My cousin Pam, she's coming from Ohio.
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I told her I'd set her up
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with a really cool guy
while she's here.
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- Oh.
- You know, I thought...
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Yeah.
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No, it'll be so much fun.
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Me and Steve will pay for everything.
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Oh. Uh, yeah, I don't know
because, uh...
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Come on, Wheeler.
I'll be your best friend.
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Sure. Why not?
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Oh! Yes. Great.
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Oh, you're a lifesaver.
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All right.
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Ha ha. Thank you.
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Sam: I don't understand
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why a grown man can't
have a ham sandwich.
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Judy: Because I want you
to live long enough
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to meet your grandchildren.
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My father lived till 84
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on a diet of Lucky Strikes and brisket.
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Okay. Did you hear that?
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Now you see what I'm dealing with.
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- This is exactly...
- It feels
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like we've gotten a little off subject.
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Judy, I'm very interested
in something you said
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at an earlier session
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about how you sometimes
don't know who you are.
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Oh. Well, that's true.
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You know, I know that I'm Mrs. Myers.
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I know that I am the wife of Sam.
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I am mother of David.
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But when I try to find...
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look down and see what's underneath,
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it's just, uh... it's just...
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blank.
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You feel there's an empty place
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where a person should be.
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Yeah, exactly.
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How long have you felt this way?
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Well, for a long time.
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I mean, Sam and I, we married young.
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I... You know, we married
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right when I graduated
secretarial school,
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and, you know, I was a housewife
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when everyone else
was going to happenings,
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going backpacking through Europe,
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to having sex with strangers.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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So you feel like you've
missed out on a lot.
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I have never even been
out of the United States.
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What, are you kidding?
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We've been to both sides
of Niagara Falls.
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♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
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♪ Woman make man ♪
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♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
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♪ Woman make man ♪
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♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
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♪ Woman make man ♪
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♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
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I don't get it. So you're blaming me
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because you didn't go to Woodstock,
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you didn't get to be a hippie?
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Have you heard a word I've said?
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Have you heard anything I've said?
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You know what? This is pointless.
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I don't even know why I bother
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because it is clearly
a waste of everyone's time.
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- Judy, please.
- No, I don't want to sit.
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Please, sit.
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Thank you.
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Judy, Sam, what you're experiencing
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is not uncommon.
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Sometimes in marriage,
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we misplace our connectedness.
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And just need a little
nudge to find it again.
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I don't know what you
people are talking about.
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Oh. Of course he doesn't.
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A lot of our couples
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have found the connectedness
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they misplaced along the way
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with the help of something called MDMA.
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It's short for methylenedioxy
methamphetamine.
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Just think of it as empathy medicine.
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What does it do?
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Well, Judy, it breaks down the walls
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of anger and defensiveness
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and increases trust and compassion.
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- Drugs.
- Hush, Sam.
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Drugs. No, I just want
to get this straight.
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- They're doctors.
- Listen,
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they sound like dope peddlers.
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I... I understand your concerns,
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but let me be perfectly clear.
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MDMA is used for therapy only.
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It's perfectly legal, non-addictive,
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and never used recreationally.
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Sam, I was skeptical, too, at first,
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00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:27,011
until I tried it myself.
269
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:28,211
What, you've done it?
270
00:11:28,261 --> 00:11:30,511
Yes, Judy. Some years back,
271
00:11:30,562 --> 00:11:32,711
Kenda and I went through a rough patch
272
00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:36,861
after I slept with an old
high school flame.
273
00:11:36,912 --> 00:11:39,511
And it was MDMA
274
00:11:39,562 --> 00:11:42,261
that helped us find our
way back to each other.
275
00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:43,412
[chuckling]
276
00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:45,461
Thank God. Sam, relax.
277
00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:48,361
You're going to enjoy it, I promise.
278
00:11:48,412 --> 00:11:51,861
Takes about 45 minutes
for it to kick in.
279
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,461
But don't take them now.
280
00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:55,511
Wait until you're in a safe place
281
00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:58,511
where you can be fully
present for one another.
282
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:07,312
I can't believe we're doing this.
283
00:12:07,361 --> 00:12:09,611
♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
284
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,111
♪ Woman make man ♪
285
00:12:11,162 --> 00:12:13,961
♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
286
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,261
♪ Woman make man ♪
287
00:12:15,312 --> 00:12:17,611
♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
288
00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:19,361
♪ Woman make man ♪
289
00:12:19,412 --> 00:12:21,961
♪ Man, man, man, man ♪
290
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,711
[dog barking]
291
00:12:30,461 --> 00:12:32,412
- Hey.
- Oh, my God, what happened?
292
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:34,162
I'm sorry. I got a flat.
293
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:35,511
Oh.
294
00:12:35,562 --> 00:12:37,412
I'm here now. I'm starving. Let's eat.
295
00:12:37,461 --> 00:12:38,711
Yeah. Did you make a reservation?
296
00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,711
Uh, I didn't know you had to.
297
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,011
Oh. Okay. Well,
it's a Friday night, so...
298
00:12:45,062 --> 00:12:47,511
Uh. I'll just ask the hostess.
299
00:12:47,562 --> 00:12:49,461
It'll be fine. Hey.
300
00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:51,961
Uh, how long is the wait?
301
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,912
It is two hours.
302
00:12:55,211 --> 00:12:56,361
Uh...
303
00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:57,861
You're both more than welcome
304
00:12:57,912 --> 00:13:00,011
to try to find a seat
at the bar if you can.
305
00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:03,761
Sure.
306
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,062
So...
307
00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:18,412
So...
308
00:13:20,812 --> 00:13:23,361
How's your summer been so far, Pam?
309
00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:25,211
Pretty shitty.
310
00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:26,761
Oh, yeah?
311
00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:29,662
My dad ran over our dog
in the driveway.
312
00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:32,062
- Oh.
- That's,
313
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,361
um... awful.
314
00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,611
- I'm really sorry.
- Me, too.
315
00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:37,761
Would have been better
316
00:13:37,812 --> 00:13:39,361
if he ran over my older brother.
317
00:13:39,412 --> 00:13:41,062
He's a real piece of shit.
318
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,261
Ahem.
319
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:43,761
To dead brothers.
320
00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:46,711
T... to...
321
00:13:46,761 --> 00:13:48,461
To...
322
00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:52,062
Hey, look, two virgins
are hitting it off.
323
00:13:52,111 --> 00:13:54,412
I wish I was still a virgin.
324
00:13:54,461 --> 00:13:56,861
Worst night of my life.
325
00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:58,861
Ahem. Mm.
326
00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:04,361
Chug, chug, chug, chug,
327
00:14:04,412 --> 00:14:06,062
Chug, chug, chug, chug,
328
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,461
Chug, chug, chug, chug,
329
00:14:07,511 --> 00:14:09,412
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
330
00:14:09,461 --> 00:14:11,511
[whooping]
331
00:14:11,562 --> 00:14:13,111
How's your salad?
332
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,812
Fine.
333
00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:18,111
My dad would kill for a plate
of these potato skins.
334
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:19,211
[gasp]
335
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:20,211
Oh, I'm so sorry.
336
00:14:20,261 --> 00:14:21,611
Don't. Don't. Just stop.
337
00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:23,011
Okay.
338
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,011
Let's get out of here.
339
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,062
And go where?
340
00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:27,111
I have something special
waiting back home.
341
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,162
Let's go.
342
00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,111
Where are your parents?
343
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,461
At the movies. Come on.
344
00:14:32,511 --> 00:14:34,011
A little surprise waiting inside.
345
00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:35,711
What kind of a surprise?
346
00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:37,711
A special birthday dessert.
347
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:42,261
♪
♪ [jazz piano]
348
00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:43,961
- Mom? Dad?
- [gasp]
349
00:14:44,011 --> 00:14:45,761
Hi, kids.
350
00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:47,511
Judy, it's our beautiful son.
351
00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,312
Oh. What...
352
00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:53,461
Wha... what are you guys doing home?
353
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:54,861
What are you doing home?
354
00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:56,261
You're supposed to be seeing Cocoon.
355
00:14:56,312 --> 00:15:00,511
Oh. Uh, it was sold out.
356
00:15:00,562 --> 00:15:01,861
That... Yeah. That's it.
357
00:15:01,912 --> 00:15:04,662
It was sold out because it's Friday,
358
00:15:04,711 --> 00:15:06,812
and then... so we came home.
359
00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:10,611
- She's lying.
- Hush, Sam.
360
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,361
We never went to the movies.
361
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,662
What's wrong with you guys?
362
00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:17,211
Nothing, sweetie.
363
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,711
We're on drugs.
364
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:19,861
What?
365
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,662
It's our therapist.
366
00:15:22,711 --> 00:15:25,062
Our shrink slipped us a mickey.
367
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:28,611
It's an empathy drug.
368
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:32,211
I feel like a Christmas tree
but with blue lights.
369
00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:33,761
Oh, if it's a problem,
370
00:15:33,812 --> 00:15:35,711
we shouldn't have mixed it
with the champagne.
371
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:37,761
What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
372
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,761
That was supposed to be
for Karen's birthday.
373
00:15:39,812 --> 00:15:42,611
When? Oh, happy birthday.
374
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,211
- Happy birthday.
- No, no.
375
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,361
Oh! Oh, let me hug you.
376
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,361
Happy birthday.
377
00:15:48,412 --> 00:15:50,511
Thank you so much.
378
00:15:50,562 --> 00:15:51,611
- My turn.
- My angel.
379
00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:53,711
You smell glorious.
380
00:15:53,761 --> 00:15:54,912
- Okay. I...
- Smell her hair.
381
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:56,111
I need to go. I need to go.
382
00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:57,562
- David. David.
- Dad.
383
00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:58,912
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Oh!
384
00:15:58,961 --> 00:16:00,261
Let her go. This is weird.
385
00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:01,961
Thank you, thank you.
I really have to go.
386
00:16:02,011 --> 00:16:03,312
- I'm so sorry. Thank you.
- No, no, no, no.
387
00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:04,812
Smell her hair.
388
00:16:04,861 --> 00:16:06,662
- Wait.
- David, her hair is glorious!
389
00:16:06,711 --> 00:16:07,961
I don't know what's wrong with them.
390
00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:09,662
They must have gotten
into the liquor cabinet.
391
00:16:09,711 --> 00:16:10,912
Don't worry about it.
392
00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:12,361
We could go upstairs and hang out.
393
00:16:12,412 --> 00:16:13,711
No, you know what? I am tired...
394
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:15,361
I'm tired, okay? And I just...
395
00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:17,111
- I think I'm going to go home.
- You know,
396
00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:18,912
I really did have a whole
thing planned for you
397
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:22,861
with champagne and rose
petals on the bed.
398
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:24,562
Thanks.
399
00:16:29,412 --> 00:16:31,111
Happy birthday?
400
00:16:38,211 --> 00:16:40,011
[sigh]
401
00:16:41,812 --> 00:16:42,912
Fuck.
402
00:16:44,011 --> 00:16:45,761
[groaning]
403
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:47,162
♪ Sex glue, feel my temperature rise ♪
404
00:16:47,211 --> 00:16:48,562
Steve, this is really good.
405
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:50,461
Tell me about it.
406
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:53,062
[whimpering]
407
00:16:54,761 --> 00:16:56,111
Is Pam going to be okay?
408
00:16:56,162 --> 00:16:58,711
I don't know. Pam is
kind of screwed up.
409
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,412
I just meant in the short term.
410
00:17:00,461 --> 00:17:02,062
She drank an entire bottle of schnapps.
411
00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:04,561
Oh. Oh, yeah. No, she'll be fine.
412
00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,061
She does this all the time.
413
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,211
Really?
414
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:08,862
Sorry she passed out on you.
415
00:17:08,912 --> 00:17:11,412
Not me. She was scaring
the shit out of me at dinner.
416
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:13,561
Shut up. This is the best part.
417
00:17:13,612 --> 00:17:15,912
♪
♪ [rock guitar]
418
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,761
Hey, Steve, you ever climb
419
00:17:18,811 --> 00:17:20,362
to the top of the gymnasium?
420
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:21,761
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?
421
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:23,461
- What's your best time?
- I don't know.
422
00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,761
Just fast.
423
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,061
Oh, yeah? You think you could do it
424
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,362
under 90 seconds?
425
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,811
What, you got a watch?
426
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,761
No, but I can count.
427
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:35,711
- Baby, come here.
- Hey, what...
428
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:37,412
I'm going to climb this for you.
429
00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:38,612
I'm going to climb this wall for you.
430
00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:39,711
All right.
431
00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:41,811
- Watch.
- All right, ready?
432
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:42,912
- Start counting now.
- Set?
433
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:46,761
Go! 1-1000, 2-1000.
434
00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:48,362
You got this!
435
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:49,612
♪ Sex glue... ♪
436
00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:52,011
You are trouble.
437
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,112
[stereo off]
438
00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:57,061
Sorry this night turned out
to be so shitty.
439
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:58,811
It's getting better.
440
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,311
Can I ask you something?
441
00:18:03,362 --> 00:18:04,662
Why don't you go to college?
442
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:07,862
You're, like, the smartest
guy I ever met.
443
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:11,011
I did. I dropped out.
444
00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,511
Why?
445
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:14,211
I don't know. I...
446
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,612
I guess I just reject the
whole group-think mentality
447
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,912
of higher education.
448
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:19,461
It's a bunch of bullshit.
449
00:18:19,511 --> 00:18:22,112
Really? Oh.
450
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:25,362
Well, I was thinking about maybe
going to BCC in the fall.
451
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:27,961
You know? They have a two-year
dental hygienist program,
452
00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:29,662
- so I thought I would...
- No, no.
453
00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,362
That's awesome, I mean,
454
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:33,662
a college education is, like...
455
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:35,211
It is important.
456
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,311
And seriously,
457
00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:38,461
you would look so good
458
00:18:38,511 --> 00:18:39,811
in dental scrubs.
459
00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:42,561
Thanks.
460
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:44,311
- I'm serious.
- I think.
461
00:18:44,362 --> 00:18:45,711
Well, I don't know.
462
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,162
It's not, like, official or anything.
463
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,311
You got to do it.
464
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:49,761
You'd be so great.
465
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,211
- Really?
- Yeah.
466
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:56,711
I'd totally go see you
to clean my teeth.
467
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,461
Let me see. Let's see how bad.
468
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,162
- Ahh.
- Oh. Oh, God.
469
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,662
I think I'm going to have to extract...
470
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:04,862
Steve: What's my time?
471
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,311
What's my time?
472
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,261
68 seconds!
473
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:11,112
Whoo! Yeah!
474
00:19:11,162 --> 00:19:13,011
Suck it, moon!
475
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:15,112
Wow.
476
00:19:15,162 --> 00:19:16,362
Cheers.
477
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:29,711
- H... hey.
- Hey.
478
00:19:29,761 --> 00:19:30,711
You made it.
479
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:31,761
I did, yeah.
480
00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,211
Where's Davey Jones?
481
00:19:33,261 --> 00:19:34,711
Uh, home.
482
00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,912
Our plans didn't really
work out tonight, so...
483
00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:39,211
Sounds like someone could use a drink.
484
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:41,561
- Oh.
- Ta-da.
485
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:42,862
Thanks.
486
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,711
Hey, come here. I want
to show you something.
487
00:19:44,761 --> 00:19:46,011
Oh, my God.
488
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,511
"Oh, my God" is right.
489
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,811
Look at that beauty.
490
00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:51,662
Thank you.
491
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:52,811
What's that red dot mean?
492
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:53,912
It means it's sold.
493
00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,811
First piece tonight.
494
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,862
Bought it myself. Paid
a pretty penny for it, too.
495
00:19:58,912 --> 00:20:02,461
I'm telling you, the camera loves you.
496
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,412
Do you really think that?
497
00:20:04,461 --> 00:20:06,612
I think that. I know that.
498
00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:09,662
Let's go somewhere after
the show. We'll talk about it.
499
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:13,311
I can't. I have
an early aerobics class.
500
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,711
Another time, then.
501
00:20:15,612 --> 00:20:18,311
Yeah. I'd like that.
502
00:20:18,362 --> 00:20:19,711
Okay. Yeah.
503
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,561
Okay. I'm going to hold you to that.
504
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:23,862
All right.
505
00:20:24,811 --> 00:20:26,211
Oh. I got fans.
506
00:20:26,261 --> 00:20:27,912
- Oh. Right.
- Pardon me.
507
00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:43,112
Oh, Sam.
508
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,561
Sam.
509
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,162
Wake up.
510
00:20:50,061 --> 00:20:51,561
Ohh.
511
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:52,662
Where are we?
512
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,961
We're in David's room.
513
00:20:57,711 --> 00:20:59,811
Come on. Just get up.
514
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,362
I got to change the sheets.
515
00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:06,912
Why am I so thirsty?
516
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,112
Just get up.
517
00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:13,862
- Sam: Ohh.
- He's there.
518
00:21:16,311 --> 00:21:18,261
Hey-a, buddy.
519
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:21,162
Um, I can't see yet.
520
00:21:21,211 --> 00:21:24,811
How... How was your night, sweetheart?
521
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:27,011
Apparently not as good as yours.
522
00:21:27,061 --> 00:21:28,961
We're really sorry about that.
523
00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:31,211
Your mother and I got
sort of carried away.
524
00:21:31,261 --> 00:21:32,461
Mostly...
525
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,162
Disgraceful.
526
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:56,011
♪ He said, "Baby, what's wrong with you?" ♪
527
00:21:56,061 --> 00:21:57,711
- ♪ "Don't you use... " ♪
- Hey.
528
00:21:57,761 --> 00:22:00,311
♪ "... your imagination?" ♪
529
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,912
Hi.
530
00:22:01,961 --> 00:22:04,011
Look, I'm really sorry
about last night.
531
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:06,561
It's fine. Oh, thank you.
532
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,311
Um...
533
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,311
Uh...
534
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:12,862
I have a class, so...
535
00:22:12,912 --> 00:22:14,862
Yeah. Hey, I got to run, too.
536
00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:15,862
Great.
537
00:22:15,912 --> 00:22:17,511
I'll see you after work?
538
00:22:17,561 --> 00:22:18,511
Yes.
539
00:22:21,711 --> 00:22:22,761
Okay. Bye.
540
00:22:22,811 --> 00:22:24,211
Bye.
541
00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:27,561
Well, ladies, go ahead and warm up.
542
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:31,211
We're going to sweat
in about five minutes.
543
00:22:31,261 --> 00:22:33,461
Got a delivery for Karen.
544
00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:35,461
Yeah, that's me. Thanks.
545
00:22:51,778 --> 00:22:54,221
- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
- www.addic7ed.com -
546
00:23:21,162 --> 00:23:23,162
♪ Strut, pout, put it out ♪
547
00:23:23,211 --> 00:23:25,412
♪ That's what you want from women ♪
548
00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:29,461
♪ Come on, baby, what you taking that for? ♪
549
00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,461
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out ♪
550
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,461
♪ All takin' and no givin' ♪
551
00:23:33,511 --> 00:23:39,011
♪ Watch me, baby, while I walk out the door ♪
552
00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:41,061
♪ Strut, pout, put it out ♪
553
00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:43,311
♪ That's what you want from women ♪
554
00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:47,362
♪ Come on, baby, what you taking that for? ♪
555
00:23:47,412 --> 00:23:49,362
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out ♪
556
00:23:49,412 --> 00:23:51,362
♪ All takin' and no givin' ♪
557
00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:56,561
♪ Watch me, baby, while I walk out the door ♪
558
00:23:56,612 --> 00:23:58,612
♪ Strut, pout, put it out ♪
559
00:23:58,662 --> 00:24:00,862
♪ That's what you want from women ♪
560
00:24:00,912 --> 00:24:05,112
♪ Come on, baby, what you taking that for? ♪
561
00:24:05,162 --> 00:24:07,112
♪ Strut, pout, cut it out ♪
562
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:09,112
♪ All takin' and no givin' ♪
563
00:24:09,162 --> 00:24:11,011
♪ Watch me, baby ♪
564
00:24:11,061 --> 00:24:12,561
♪ While I walk out your door ♪
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