All language subtitles for Mischief (1985) 1080p

Let's rock 'n' roll right
now with the fat man.

Here comes fats.

♪ I found my thrill ♪

♪ On Blueberry Hill ♪

♪ On Blueberry Hill ♪

♪ When I found you ♪

♪ The moon stood still ♪

♪ On Blueberry Hill ♪

♪ It lingered until ♪

♪ My dream came true ♪

♪ The wind in the willow played ♪

♪ Love's sweet melody ♪

♪ But all of those vows you made ♪

Fitzgibbons is driving me nuts.

He flunks me one more time,
I'll be 35 when I finish high school.

I'd put up with Fitzgibbons if I
could sit next to Marilyn McCauley.

Forget it, Jonathan.

You sat next to her in civics last year.
All you did was drool.

You're funny, Harry.
I just never had the chance.

It'll be different
when we get to college.

Well, here's your chance,
lover boy.

- There's Marilyn and Rosalie.
- Bye, Marilyn.

- Bye-bye, Rosalie.
- Come on. Don't blow it.

You got your old man's wheels.
Say something!

- Geez, I can't!
- No guts, huh?

Look at those knockers.
They defy gravity.

We're dead men!

Oh, my.

Oh!

- Oh, look!
- I'm sorry, Jonathan.

It just looked so funny!

Rosalie, come on in.

The water feels so good.

- Hey, gimme a hand with this couch.
- All right.

Bring a pad up here too.

Where's he want this end table?

Well, it doesn't look too bad.

See you, Jonathan.

♪ They say for every
boy and girl ♪

♪ There's just one love
in this whole world ♪

♪ And I know ♪
One-thousand-one.

♪ I found mine ♪
One-thousand-two.

Two thousand.

♪ The heavenly touch
of your embrace ♪

♪ Tells me no one
could take your place ♪

♪ E-e-e-e-ever ♪

♪ In my heart ♪

♪ Young love, first love ♪

♪ Filled with true ♪
♪ Filled with true ♪

♪ Devotion ♪
♪ Devotion ♪

♪ Young love our love ♪
♪ Young love, our love ♪

♪ We share with deep ♪
♪ We share with deep ♪

♪ Emotion ♪
♪ Emotion ♪

Gene, don't do that!

Shut that thing off!

Where'd he come from?

Oh, my god.

You okay, fella?

- You came out of nowhere.
- Yeah, I did.

- You sure you're all right?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Kenny! Do something.
He's not all right.

- Look at him. He's fine.
- He's hurt.

Come on. Get in the car.
He's fine.

It's cool. No problem.

- Okay.
- Take care, fella.

- Are you all right, Bunny?
- Are you okay?

I never saw anything like it.
It was his fault entirely.

He came right out
from behind that truck.

I'm fine, mama, honestly.

He's been driving all over
the Bellahs' lawn and our lawn.

I never saw anything like it.

Don't worry about it.
He got the worst of it.

Hi.

I'm Jonathan Bellah.
I live next door.

- Where are you from?
- Chicago.

Hey! No kidding?

Hand me that
Allen wrench, will ya?

I said Allen wrench.

Got any wheels?

- What?
- Do you have a car?

Uh, no. Not yet.

- How do you get chicks?
- Dad lets me have his car...

- Anytime I want.
- What's he got?

- Studebaker.
- Girls don't put out in Studebakers.

- They don't?
- No. Chevys, Mercs and Fords...

are the best, okay?

But a Studebaker,
that's worse than a Desoto.

"Maybe baby." Maybe, baby,
maybe, maybe not.

It's 4:55 on an overcast
Ohio afternoon.

What's the chick situation around here?
Are there any around?

Well, they'll probably be at the fair.

That's right.
I wanna miss 'em, not find 'em.

Yeah. I know what you mean.

I doubt you do.

I got to stay out of trouble.

Why?

Can't get kicked out of school again.

You got kicked out of school?

How come?

Fucked two girls.

Come on.

Their mothers complained to the
school, and... kicked me out.

Incredible.

- Why, you never dipped your wick?
- My what?

You never had any poontang?

Well, it doesn't exactly
make someone a freak, you know.

- A freak, no. A fairy, maybe.
- I never had the chance, that's all.

- Is there anyone you like?
- Yeah.

- Maybe.
- What's her name?

- Marilyn McCauley.
- And?

She doesn't know I exist.

Nice shot!

That fair, when is it?

Uh, tonight.

I... I could show you.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Hey, ballplayer.
Right over here, pal.

Hey, you. Get over here.

I didn't know they
made towns this small.

- How can my dad do this to me?
- It's not so bad.

Sure. I bet your dad salutes
the flag every morning,

and your mom bakes
apple pies on Sundays.

My mom doesn't bake.
Does yours?

I don't have a mom.

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, dear. You want something to eat?

Okay, kiddo.
Come and get it.

I want a real kiss for a buck.

Marilyn McCauley's here
with my brother!

- Hey! Watch the tongue!
- The brunette, huh?

The blonde.

You got your work cut out.

Go home.

- Hi, Jonathan.
- Hi, Rosalie. Hi, Marilyn.

You won me.

Thank you, Jonathan.
That went to a good cause.

- That makes me very happy, Rosalie.
- My turn.

Spin it.

You won Marilyn.

Hi. Ready?

- Thank you for fighting polio.
- Hey, the pleasure's mine.

- Cute.
- How much money you got left?

You really have got some balls.

That kiss was three times
longer than it should've been.

Look, I can't hurt
the girl's feelings.

Hey, I got 50 cents left.

- I got six bits.
- I'll owe ya.

Hey!
God.

You won Bunny.

- We met before.
- I know.

There goes your "A," kid.
You hit me...

Here we go. All right.

Kenny, check this out. Check this out.

- I heard bells.
- That was from over there.

No, from here.

Be seein' ya.

That's about enough of that bullshit.

Who is he?

I don't know.

- Hello.
- Hi.

How you doin'?

- Really good.
- Town asshole?

Oh, yeah.

And he's really good at it, too.

- His folks own Brubakers.
- What's that?

Biggest department
store in Nelsonville.

And he goes with Bunny?
Ain't that a shame.

Ain't that a shame.

So, you never had any, huh?

I bet you I could get
you laid in a month...

With Marilyn.

Why are you so interested
in my sex life?

It would keep me from
getting bored out of my mind.

See, I got to stay out of trouble, but
helping you would be kind of a challenge.

You know, a charity job.

- Thanks, but no thanks.
- Suit yourself.

Got any money left?

- Morning.
- Morning.

I was thinking of taking
you up on your bet.

- Yeah?
- I'll even give you odds.

You got a lot of confidence
in yourself, don't you?

Hop on.

♪ Up in the mornin'
and out to school ♪

♪ The teacher is teachin'
the golden rule ♪

♪ American history
and practical math ♪

♪ You studyin' hard
and hopin' to pass ♪

♪ Workin' your fingers
right down to the bone ♪

♪ And the guy behind you
won't leave you alone ♪

♪ Ring, ring goes the bell ♪

♪ The cook in the
lunchroom's ready to sell ♪

All right, rule number one... make
eye contact every chance you get.

- What do I do when she stares back?
- Keep starin'.

Lower your eyes a little bit.
Gives ya a smoldering type of look.

It does?

Yeah. You know,
like James Dean in East of Eden.

Oh! Oh, you mean,
like... like this?

This is not gonna work.

I can practice, really.

- Where'd you get those jeans?
- What?

Looks like you got a
load in your pants.

- My mom got 'em.
- Shrink 'em.

- Why?
- So your nuts bulge out.

You got to look hung.

Girls don't have nuts,
so they're fascinated by 'em.

- They are?
- Yeah.

And don't think they don't cop a look
now and then just to check you out.

- You got a handkerchief?
- Yeah.

Stuff it down your pants.

Whoa. Here comes Marilyn.

Come here. Don't stand
there lookin' like a faggot.

Stand up against the wall.
Lift your leg up.

You okay, Jonathan?

Just a cramp.

This is gonna be
tougher than I thought.

♪ Drop the coin
right into the slot ♪

♪ You gotta hear somethin'
that's really hot ♪

♪ With the one you love
you're makin' romance ♪

Oh, my god!

♪ Feelin' the music
from head to toe ♪

♪ Round and round
and round you go ♪

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What's your hurry?

No hurry, Kenny.
I was just here first, that's all.

Slow down, live longer.

See, I left you some.

Don't let that asshole
push you around.

Easy for you to say.

Today, let's discuss the line
of succession in our government.

For instance, if president
Eisenhower were to die in office,

we all know who would succeed him.

- Don't we?
- Nixon.

Right. Nixon.

But who knows who would
become president if both...

president Eisenhower and vice
president Nixon died in office?

The communists.

Not quite, Kenny.
Not even the democrats.

Same difference.

It may seem funny to you now,
but our constitution...

Provides for a peaceful
line of succession.

That's the difference between
democracies and dictatorships.

When a dictator dies,
it's very hard on people,

very difficult.
Ohh!

- Now, the question is...
- I'm dyin'.

- Who will succeed to the presidency...
- I got a boner that won't quit.

if both president Eisenhower
and vice president Nixon...

were to die in office?

Uh, yes. Rosalie.

The speaker of the house, Joe Martin.

And what if Joe Martin were to die?
Who would be next?

No, Rosalie. Someone else.

Jonathan.

What are you doing?

Nothing, miss Newell.
I was just retrieving my... my pencil.

Sure you were, Jonathan.

Jonathan, why don't you review for the
class what we've discussed so far...

about the line of succession
in our government.

Uh, well, of course,

- if Eisenhower were to die...
- Please stand up, Jonathan.

Uh... I can't.

- Why not?
- My... my leg fell asleep.

Stand up,
and put your weight on it.

I... I can't.
Why not?

My other leg fell asleep, too.

Then stand up and massage it.

Put the books down, Jonathan.

Here she comes,
right on schedule.

I can't do it.

Shit, Jonathan.
Where's your sense of adventure?

Hiding behind my fear
of humiliation.

You got nothin' to lose
but your cherry.

I've gotten attached to it
after 17 years.

Gene!

Are you okay?

Oh, you're bleeding.
I don't have a hankie.

I do.

Ohh.

- Why did you do that?
- I'm sorry. I...

couldn't see what I was doing.

God, my first breast.

I owe it all to you.

That's nothin'.
You're goin' all the way.

Shh.

♪ Baby, won't you give
your love to me ♪

♪ Eenie-meenie
and minie-moe ♪

♪ You know it's you
that I love so ♪

♪ Ooh-wee, baby
ooh-wee ♪

♪ Baby, won't you give
your love to me ♪

Don't they have
any Elvis on this box?

Mr. Hewitt won't allow it.

What are you doing?

You know, there's a much
better version of this song.

- You like rock 'n' roll?
- And classical, too.

My father used to play
for the Chicago symphony.

Now, we're cookin'.

- Where's your boyfriend?
- Kenny?

We're not going steady.

Really?
He thinks you are.

- I better get back to my friend.
- See you around.

Rosalie, your burgers and fries
are getting cold. Pick 'em up.

♪ Baby, won't you give
your love to me ♪

Two cokes, two cheeseburgers...

And two fries.

Thanks, Rosalie.
That's... it's okay.

Did you, um, get
the reading list from Ohio U. yet?

- Uh, I... I guess.
- Um, have you read, uh,

- Catcher in the Rye yet?
- No.

I don't go in much
for baseball stories.

Rosalie.

- Pick up.
- All right, dad.

♪ Yes, it's me
and I'm in love again ♪

Jonathan.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You feeling better?

Oh, yeah.
Thank you.

Life in Nelsonville must be
dull compared to Chicago.

Yeah, a little bit.

- You seen Rebel Without a Cause?
- Twice.

Wanna go again? It's playing at
the drive-in, and you could ask me.

- Sure. Good idea.
- Okay, here's my number.

Saturday night?

- Was I hearing right?
- Jonathan, I had no idea.

She asked you out?

How could I say no?

She fucking asked you out!
You goddamn bastard!

Jonathan, come outside.

She was for me.

I told you I was crazy for her.

Calm down, Jonathan.
What if I had said no?

All right, at least now
we have some control.

We know where she is
and what she's doing.

I don't want her doing
anything with you.

I'm not gonna touch her.
I like Bunny, remember?

Swear it.
Swear you won't touch her.

Listen to me. I got a plan.
You're gonna ask Bunny to the drive-in.

Oh, right.
And I'm Elvis Presley.

♪ Love me tender ♪

♪ Love me dear ♪

♪ Tell me you are mine ♪

Out of the great southwest comes
the sensational adventure...

Of the notorious Reno brothers
and the girl they wanted.

Starring Richard Egan
as Vance Reno...

Are you sure Kenny won't be here?

Kenny doesn't own me.

- You're awfully brave.
- Marilyn. If he hears you,

I'll be really embarrassed.

And introducing Elvis
Presley as Clint Reno,

who loved his brother but
also loved his brother's girl.

We used to be kind
of fond of each other, but...

- Hey, what's up?
- What's up?

We're so much in love.

Won't you even try and understand?

Hey, Gene.
When are we gonna switch?

Relax. Later.

It's so sad about James Dean.

"Live fast, die young,
have a good-looking corpse."

Gene, you are so absurd.

But that's probably why I like you.

Hit your lights!

Hot damn.

Oh, I'm sorry, Gene.

Oh, Jonathan.
It's only a movie.

It's intermission time, folks.
So hurry, hurry, hurry!

I'm thirsty.

- Jonathan, you want a coke?
- Sure.

Would you get me one too?

- Hardy, har-har.
- I'll take a root beer.

Me too, Jonathan.

You're coming with me.

- He's kind of neat, don't you think?
- I think he's great.

- How's everything with Jonathan?
- Oh, fine.

Very nice.

Can't we just go
bowling or something?

Why?

Why? Because it's torture watching
her kiss you in the front seat.

Do you think I like having
you in the backseat with Bunny?

She's hardly in any danger.

- Hey, you goin' somewhere?
- Hey, Eugene.

- Kenny?
- What the hell do you think you're doin'?

It's between me and shithead here.
Stay out of it!

- Oh, no. It's Kenny.
- I can't believe you, Jonathan.

I thought you knew me
better than this.

So you think you're the
fox in the henhouse, huh?

Don't be obnoxious, Kenny.

Shut up, Bunny.

- Did you get much, Romeo, huh?
- Go to hell, Kenny.

Ooh!

- Leave him alone, asshole!
- Butt out!

He didn't take her out.
I did.

You took her out?

You wanna make something of it?

Yeah, I do.

- Know where Roundhill Road is?
- I'll find it.

You meet out by the old
grain elevator in 15 minutes.

You're on.

Come on, Bunny.
You're comin' with me.

I said, let's go!

- I better go.
- Come on, guys.

Hey, don't you get lost, Eugene.

I'll be waitin' for ya.

Come on. Kenny's gonna
kick the new kid's ass.

Come on.
Roundhill Road.

This is so exciting.
It's just like the movie.

Didn't think you had the guts.

Let's get on with it.

- Ever play center-line chicken?
- I've heard of it.

Go back a hundred yards.
Put your left tire on the center line.

First one off's a chicken.

- You play this a lot?
- All the time.

You're lying.
You've never played this before. Look.

- I don't want you doing this.
- Just gonna be a little fun!

Eugene won't press his luck.
Will ya?

- Turn, damn it.
- Oh, shit.

- Turn!
- Shit!

Come on!

Are you okay?

Gene, are you all right?

Kenny, you okay?

- Son of a bitch!
- They're gonna fight!

Hey, you guys!

Stop it! Stop it!

- Kenny!
- Cops! Cops!

Let's go! Come on! Get off!
Get the car! Get the car!

- Gene. Gene. Let's go.
- Come on, Bunny.

- Come on, Bunny.
- Bunny, come on!

- I'm gonna finish you!
- Come on. Let's go, Kenny.

Damn, it's stuck!

Get in the car.
Ted, let's go.

Let's go!

That car is my living!

Lay off!

How in the hell do you
expect me to get to work?

Get up there!
Get in the house!

Gene!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Is he coming to school today?
- I don't know.

I knocked on his door,
but nobody answered.

Gene!

- Hi.
- Get lost, Jonathan.

Do you wanna talk?

Fuck off!

Look, damn it.

I'm the one who took her out.

It's just a technicality.

Why don't you just
forget about it?

I'm not gonna forget about it.

Look, if you don't open up,
I'm going to break my neck.

Thanks.

This is really cute.

I'm grounded, 'cept for school.

Want some?
I swiped it.

♪ You made me cry ♪

♪ When you said good-bye ♪

♪ Ain't that a shame ♪

♪ My tears fell like rain ♪

♪ Ain't that a shame ♪

This is good stuff.

Takes getting used to.
You got to let it slide down easy.

♪ My tears fell like rain ♪

He had no right hittin' me in front
of the whole goddamn neighborhood!

♪ Ain't that a shame ♪

♪ You're the one to blame ♪

In front of Bunny.

Let's get out of here.

♪ Although I'll cry ♪

♪ Ain't that a shame ♪
♪ Bubbum, bum-bum-bum ♪

♪ You're the one to blame ♪
♪ Bubba, bubba, bubba ♪

♪ Well, you broke ♪
♪ You broke ♪

♪ My heart ♪
♪ My heart ♪

♪ When you said ♪
♪ When you said ♪

♪ We'll part ♪
♪ Ain't that a shame ♪

You sure you know how
to drive this thing?

Shit, yeah!

Oh, god!
What did I do?

Act sober and calmly
pull over to the curb.

Oh, shit!

All right.
Which one of you was drivin'?

- I was.
- I was.

Great. On your feet.

Aren't you Mark Bellah's boy?

Yes, sir.

Your dad know you're
out here like this?

- No, sir.
- Hey, asshole!

- Good work!
- Shame, shame.

Naughty, naughty.

I'd run you in myself,
'cept I don't like snitches.

Tell you what, boys.
Pick up your bike and walk it home.

- You think you can do that?
- Yes, sir.

Can you drive this thing?
"Shit, yeah!"

Boy, I enjoyed that.

You ever felt like shit when
you try and please somebody?

- You mean, Kenny?
- No, asshole. My dad.

Hell, I know he's havin'
a hard time and all.

But it's not my fault.

Did you ever try
talkin' to him about it?

Yeah.

No.

When my mom died,
he crawled into this shell.

He just couldn't deal with it.

Then I got in trouble...
Skippin' school, borrowing cars.

Real petty shit.

Then he started
beltin' me around.

Next time,
I'm gonna hit him back.

It wasn't your fault though.

He had to quit the
symphony to look after me.

That did it.

Hey, don't worry about it.

Next year, you'll be in college.

You won't have to
worry about that stuff.

Are you kidding?

- I'm not college material.
- Why not?

What are you gonna do, Jonathan?

- Be a dentist like your father?
- I'm gonna take over his practice, Gene.

Right.

- What's wrong with that?
- Nothin'.

You may not be the world's
greatest stud, Jonathan.

But at least you got a family.

You can have my brother.

Thanks, pal.

That's Kenny's
family's store, right?

Biggest department store
in Nelsonville.

Well, I think we owe him one.

What are you
getting me into now?

Have another swig.

♪ Love, ooh ♪

♪ Love is strange
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Lot of people, ooh, ooh
Take it for a game ♪

♪ Once you get it
Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Never wanna quit
No, no ♪

♪ After you've had it
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We're in an awful fix ♪

I like this store.

They got a good selection.

♪ Many people, ohh, ooh
Don't understand, no, no ♪

♪ They think loving ♪

♪ Is money in the bank ♪

Well, I'll see you at school.

- You all right?
- Sure.

I was worried about you,
and I wanted to call you...

It's no problem.

Well, I just wanted
you to know how I felt.

Bunny.

I've got to see you.

Tonight?

- I better come to you, okay?
- Yeah.

Hi, Marilyn.

- What's this about?
- I wanna pay for my old man's car.

Hey, great.
So, uh, your curfew's over?

Yeah, I wish.

As soon as I get finished here,
I get locked up till morning.

I saw you and Bunny in the hall.

I guess you're not sweating
about Kenny anymore, huh?

I've never been
afraid of that asshole.

Gene.

Can you keep an eye on
things for me for a minute?

Hi, Jonathan.

Hi, Mr. Hartman.

So, now the question is, uh,
what are you gonna do about Marilyn?

Forget it.

I mean, we gave it
the old college try, right?

- What about the bet?
- Face it, will ya?

I'm not the guy
you'd like me to be.

I'm more your everyday
dreamer type.

Jonathan, do you want to be
an asshole all your life?

I am not an asshole, Eugene.

Really?

You see this?

I'm going to place it
in that telephone over there.

And I'm going to call Marilyn.
I'm going to ask her for a date.

She is naturally gonna refuse this
date, causing me further humiliation.

But maybe, just maybe,

I will have you off my ass.

Hi, Marilyn? Would you like to go
the movies with me Saturday night?

Ohh, Mrs. McCauley.

Would you like to go
to the movies with...

N... no. No, no,
no, no, no, no, Mrs...

I... I was only kidding, um.

Could I talk to Marilyn please?

She said...

Yes.

- Yes! I'm in the game!
- She said yes?

Remember, kid.
You got to make progress.

Uh, what does that...
What does that mean?

You have to touch it.

- Touch it?
- You have to touch...

It.

♪ One ♪

♪ Summer ♪

Honey, could you
bring me some coffee?

♪ Night ♪

♪ We fell in love ♪

♪ One summer night ♪

♪ I held you tight ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ Under the moon of love ♪

♪ Moon of love ♪

♪ One summer night ♪

♪ I kissed your lips ♪

♪ One summer night ♪

We're going to church tomorrow.

I've got to get up early.

Oh. Good night.

Not that early.

♪ Of love ♪

♪ You kissed me ♪

♪ Oh, so tenderly ♪

♪ And I knew ♪

♪ This was love ♪

♪ And as I held you ♪

♪ Oh, so close ♪

Marilyn.

We'd better save
something for next time.

Say good night
to your friend, Marilyn.

- Good night.
- Good night.

♪ One summer night ♪

♪ We fell in love ♪

♪ One summer night ♪

Cochise has a dream, too.

Cochise's dream started
a long time before yours.

Cochise cares nothing
for the soldiers.

Hi, sweetheart.

Kenny came by.
You missed him.

Where have you been?

Um, I was studying French
with Rosalie. We have a test.

Oh. Well, you'd better
get your beauty sleep.

- Night-night.
- Night-night.

Listen to him.
Accept his leadership.

♪ Since I met you, baby ♪

♪ My whole life has changed ♪

- Hurry up! Come on!
- Slow down!

What do you want?

Come here.

Come here.
I wanna tell you somethin'.

- What?
- Come here.

♪ And everybody tells me ♪

♪ That I am not the same ♪

You nut.

So, where are we going?

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ To tell my troubles to ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ To tell my troubles to ♪

♪ Well, since I met you, baby ♪

Hey, get back over here, Gene.

Chicken!

- Hey, who turned out the lights?
- Oh, no!

♪ I'm gonna try to please you ♪

♪ In every way I can ♪

♪ Does she love me
with all her heart ♪

♪ Should I worry
when we're apart ♪

♪ It's a lover's question ♪

♪ I'd like to know ♪

Come on. I'm tough.

I don't believe this.

Oh, that's not fair.

♪ Is this a game well,
then will I win ♪

♪ It's a lover's question ♪

♪ I'd like to know ♪

♪ I'd like to know
when she's not with me ♪

♪ If she's still true to me ♪

♪ I'd like to know
when we're kissing ♪

♪ Does she feel
just what I feel ♪

♪ How am I to know
it's really real ♪

Hey, guys! Wait up!

♪ Oh, tell me when ♪

Hey, you guys!

See that horse over there?

That's a quarter mare.
It was bred for jumping.

- How can you tell?
- Strong hind legs and long stride.

How do you know
so much about horses?

My mom used to ride.

I wanna own a stable someday.

You wanna help?

Depends on how you ask me.

I wonder where Jonathan
and Marilyn are?

- Jonathan?
- Yes?

Not here.
We gotta stop.

Okay. Okay.

Mmm. I mean, stop.

I'm stopping.
I'm stopping.

Jonathan, hook it back up.

Not just yet.

Jonathan! The horn...

Oh! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

- There are people around.
- They're not looking.

- I shouldn't let you.
- You should. You should.

It feels so good.

Jonathan,
please don't do any more.

But it feels so good.

Jonathan, where are
you putting your hand?

I'm sorry. It fell down.

- Don't be a weakling.
- I'm a weakling. I admit it.

Jonathan, you've got
your hand in my panties.

Nothing to worry about.

Jonathan, they'll
be back any minute.

That's all right.

- We can't go any further.
- Oh, please, Marilyn?

It's been 17 years.

- Let go.
- Please, Marilyn?

Jonathan, let go.

Marilyn! Marilyn, it's
been 17 years. Come on!

- I said no, Jonathan!
- Let go!

Jonathan, you really
should get that door fixed.

A person could fall
out and hurt themself.

Well, what do you expect?
It's a Studebaker.

♪ It's a lover's question ♪

♪ I'd like to know ♪

♪ I'd like to know ♪

♪ I'd like to know ♪

That was disgusting
of you today, Jonathan.

I know.

Here.

Marilyn...

- Jonathan?
- Yes?

What I like about you is that
you don't look dangerous,

even though you are.

My parents are going
away this weekend.

- Hello?
- Hi. Jonathan?

I've got a splitting headache.
You don't mind if we cancel, do you?

Cancel?

Just kidding, silly.

Hurry up and get over here, will ya?

Aw, okay. Bye.

That's looking good there,
dad. How's this over here?

First and goal.
Defense crumbling!

♪ When the twilight is gone ♪

♪ And no songbirds are singing ♪

I have every Elizabeth Taylor
article ever published.

♪ When the twilight is gone ♪

You must have a lot of magazines.

♪ You come into my heart ♪

Do you remember the scene between
Montgomery Clift and Elizabeth Taylor...

in A Place in the Sun?

Oh, uh, the one where...

♪ My prayer ♪

Are you sure your parents
went to Marysville?

It's a long drive.

♪ At the end of the day ♪

♪ In a dream that's divine ♪

♪ My prayer ♪

♪ Is a rapture in blue ♪

♪ With the world far away ♪

♪ And your lips close to mine ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ While our hearts are aglow ♪

♪ Oh, tell me the words ♪

♪ That I'm longing to know ♪

♪ My prayer ♪

♪ And the answer you give ♪

♪ May they still be the same ♪

♪ For as long as we live ♪

♪ That you'll always be there ♪

♪ At the end of ♪

♪ My prayer ♪

Jonathan?

Yes?

Are you gonna take them off?

Oh!

I'm sorry. Of course.

♪ That's what they tell me ♪

♪ That's what they say ♪

♪ It only hurts ♪

♪ For a little while ♪

♪ Then all your heartaches ♪

Aren't you gonna
put something on?

♪ Will pass away ♪

You just told me to take them off.

I'm talking about protection, Jonathan.

- Don't you have any?
- No.

- Jonathan!
- I...

I didn't know how you'd feel about it.

How'd you think I'd feel?

All right. We can play.

We can't go all the way.

Okay.

♪ But I will hurt ♪

♪ Till you come back ♪

- Marilyn?
- Yeah?

I could put it in just a little bit...

and then get out before
anything happens.

- You promise, Jonathan?
- I promise.

- You swear?
- I swear. I swear.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Mmm. You're not
doing something right.

I know. I'm sorry.

I'm trying.

Better?

Oh, Marilyn.

Remember you
promised, Jonathan.

I will. I will.

- Don't forget.
- I won't. I won't.

- Oh, Marilyn.
- Ow.

Go away, Herbie. Go away.

Herbie, go away. Go away.

Oh, Marilyn.

- Jonathan?
- Hmm?

You went all the way, didn't you?

- You didn't take it out!
- I was going to.

You left it in the whole time?

Why didn't you have some protection?

We never talked about it.

I figured you'd think I was a sex fiend
if I pulled out a rubber all of a sudden.

Montgomery Clift would never
do something like that.

How can you be so naïve?

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to ruin it your first time.

Really, Jonathan.
No one said it was my first time.

Oh, no! Something must've
happened. They're back.

They're back? Oh, my god.

- Quick! Quick, the back door...
- I'm not dressed!

Ooh!

Quick, quick. Hurry!

Marilyn, are you home?

- Oh, my god.
- Yes, dad. Did something happen?

Aw, your mother forgot the
wedding gift. Can you beat that?

Oh, maybe.

- The bed! The bed!
- No! No.

- The closet!
- No! Get out the window!

♪ When I thought of
what she told me ♪

♪ Nearly made me lose my head ♪

She must've left it upstairs.

Your shoes.

♪ When I thought of
what she told me ♪

♪ Nearly made me lose my head ♪

- Ouch!
- Shh! Go around! Go around!

All right.
Okay.

♪ See ya later, alligator ♪

- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, daddy.

- You bored?
- Yeah. Sort of.

I'll see ya later.
Be good.

♪ Can't you see
you're in my way now ♪

♪ Don't you know
you cramp my style ♪

Hi, Mrs. McCauley.

Bye, Mrs. McCauley.

Harold!

♪ See ya later, alligator ♪

♪ After a while, crocodile ♪

♪ See ya later, alligator ♪

♪ After a while, crocodile ♪

All right, Eugene.
This won't hurt a bit.

Next. All right, Arnold.
Roll up your left sleeve.

- What's it like?
- Aw, it's all right.

Will I see you tonight?

I can't. Promised I'd stay in.

Tomorrow. Definitely.

Next.
I'm sure you'll be just fine.

Hey, Spencer.

What's he doing on the floor?

Ah.

- I gotta go to the john.
- Mm-mmm.

Ken!

Ken, good to see you, son.

Come on in.
Make yourself to home.

Claire, look who's here.

Hello, Kenny.

It's so good to see you.

Bunny's just upstairs dressing.
She'll be down in a minute.

Why don't I put these in some water?

Okay. Um, why don't you sit down,
make yourself comfortable? Go on.

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I'm the great pretender ♪

♪ Pretending
that I'm doing well ♪

♪ My need is such ♪

♪ I pretend too much ♪

♪ I'm lonely
but no one can tell ♪

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I'm the great pretender ♪

♪ Just laughing and gay
like the clown ♪

♪ I seem to be
what I'm not, you see ♪

Hi.

Gene, what's wrong?

How was dinner with
your parents last night?

That was my parents' idea.
I didn't even eat with him.

- You expect me to believe that?
- Yes, I do.

- Do you think I'd lie to you?
- No, I'm sorry.

I'm just tired of all
this sneaking around.

I know.
They'll come around.

Yeah.
When I make my first million,

they'll let me walk through the
front door like that asshole Kenny.

Look, why make an issue of it now?
It's only gonna hurt their feelings.

- Let's not upset poor old mom and dad.
- Don't be unreasonable, Gene.

I'm the one who's being
unreasonable? Great!

About time, huh? Gotta go.

Jonathan.

You could say hello.

- I thought you were mad at me.
- Only my parents.

I kept calling your house,
but you never called me back.

I've been in a fog lately.

We could try making up.

Senior prom is only six weeks away.

Just so happens I'm free.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Bye.

Give me a dollar's worth.

Could you speed it up a little?

We haven't got all day, you know.

Come on. Come on!

You missed a spot.

Good boy.

- That'll be a dollar.
- Put it on the tab.

Do the tires!

Thank you.

Oh, guess what?

I'm going to the prom with Marilyn.

- She asked me.
- That's great.

You might have to pick
her up for me though.

Her parents think
I'm Jack "the Raper."

- You ask Bunny yet?
- Look, I don't want to talk about it.

What's bugging you?

How about some service?

The usual.

Well, look at this...

Dinner for two.

- Impressive.
- Very.

Hey, Kenny, aren't you
going over to Bunny's later?

Again?
Weren't you there last night?

Yeah, I guess I'm like
part of the family.

That'll be 95 cents.

Keep the change.

Thank you.

By the way, Eugene...

The Millers don't want you
bothering Bunny anymore.

They think you're trash.

Huh. Well, look at this.

Stay away from her, asshole.
Yeah.

You stupid grease monkey.

Cut it out, you guys!

Hey, it's a fight!

Kenny!

Kenny!

Get off of me!
Let me go!

Stay out of it!

Yeah, let 'em fight.

Come on, asshole. Get up!

Come on, Kenny!
Get up! Get up!

Break it up right now!

Break it up! Break...

I said break it up.
I meant break it up.

All right. It's over.
Come on. Go home. Move out.

Come on, Kenny.
Let's evacuate.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

You kicked the shit out of him!

- You okay?
- I think I broke my arm.

Come on.
I'll take you to the hospital.

Hey! Hey, wait!
Guys, wait up!

I know who you are.

You started this, and you're
gonna pay for all of this.

You were sensational.

Yeah, and I got
my best friend wracked up.

- Hey, it was worth it.
- My old man won't think so.

Get out.

Pack up your things and get out.

You could have really hurt that boy.
You are nothing but a goddamn bum.

You're lucky you're not in jail.
Who do you think's gonna pay for this?

You pack up and get out.

- Where am I gonna go?
- That's not my problem!

That's your problem!
That's not my problem!

You be gone
by the time I get back.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Have you heard anything?
- No.

If I do, I'll tell you.
I promise.

- You'll do the same for me?
- Yeah.

I just keep thinking it's my fault.

I should've ignored my
parents and talked to him.

Well, I think it's much more than that.

Yeah.

See ya.

Oh, sorry.

♪ I don't have ♪

♪ Plans and schemes ♪

♪ And I don't have ♪

♪ Hopes and dreams ♪

♪ I don't have ♪

♪ Anything ♪

♪ Since I don't have ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ I don't have ♪

♪ Fond desires ♪

♪ And I don't have ♪

♪ Happy hours ♪

♪ I don't have ♪

♪ Anything ♪

♪ Since I don't have you ♪

Thank you.
Thanks.

Whoops.

Kind of lonely around here without
old what's-his-face, isn't it?

Think he'll have the guts
to come back, Kenny?

What's-his-face?
He won't come back.

He won't come back.

Jonathan, I got my braces off.

You look very nice, Rosalie.

Hi.

Hi.

Going to a funeral?

I really wish Gene was
back, you know?

Yeah, well, maybe he's a little
embarrassed to show his face.

Maybe there were reasons, Marilyn.

He'll come back.
I mean, where could he go?

Jonathan, I hate
to bring this up now,

but Jerry Yager's gonna be
in town over prom weekend.

- Jerry who?
- Yager, our quarterback last year.

He plays for Kenyon now,

and he called and asked
if I had a date to the prom.

Uh, what did you tell him?

I said I had to talk to someone first.

To someone?

Meaning me?

Well, Jerry's only here
a couple of times a year,

and I felt you'd understand.

Sure.

- Marilyn...
- What?

First of all,
I seem to recall...

We had a really lousy
football team last year.

Second...

You can do whatever you
want about the prom.

And third, you and Jerry "quarterback"
Yager can go fuck yourselves.

♪ Well, that'll be the day
when you say good-bye ♪

♪ Yes, that'll be the day
when you make me cry ♪

♪ You say you're gonna
leave you know it's a lie ♪

♪ 'Cause that'll be the day when I die ♪

♪ Well, you give me all your lovin'
and your turtledovin' ♪

♪ All your hugs and kisses
and your money too ♪

You got great taste in music, kid.

Holy shit!

Leave your dancing shoes at home?

Yeah, and my new blue suit too.

I leave you alone,
and you end up like this.

God, I didn't know
if I'd ever see you again.

I didn't know either.

I'm sure glad you're back.

I didn't have anybody to talk to.

Gosh, where have you been?

Hey, I'll tell you later.
You know where Bunny is?

Yeah. Yeah, come on.

♪ Since I met you, baby ♪

♪ My whole life has changed ♪

♪ Since I met you, baby ♪

♪ My whole life has changed ♪

♪ And everybody tells me ♪

♪ That I am not the same ♪

♪ I don't need nobody
to tell my troubles to ♪

You're not a student here anymore.

I think you and Jonathan
should leave right now.

Just a second, okay?
Stay right here.

Excuse me.

Well, if it isn't Eugene.

Back for more?

You're not worth it.

Let go, Kenny.

Gene!

I didn't run away.
My father kicked me out.

So I went to Kentucky,
got a job as a stable boy.

But I liked it, you know?

Came back to get Bunny,
hoping she'd run away with me.

What a laugh, huh?

Gene, I'm telling you,
she really cares for you.

By morning I'll be far
away from this place.

- Why leave?
- There's nothing left for me here,

except for you.

You're going away to college next
year to become a fucking dentist.

Hey, maybe I'll come back
and have you do my teeth.

Hmm. Funny, Eugene.
God, there's so much I want to ask you.

Hey, I gotta leave you something
to find out for yourself.

Boy, was I wrong about Marilyn.

I was so busy trying to...

Fuck her,

I never got to know her.

I guess I really don't
understand women.

I am never gonna look at another
pair of tits as long as I live.

Gene?

Jonathan!

Where's Gene?
I've been looking all over for him.

Come with me. Come on!

- You on?
- Yes.

♪ Many a tear has to fall ♪

♪ But it's all in the game ♪

♪ All in the wonderful game ♪

♪ That we know as love ♪

♪ You have words with him ♪

♪ And your future's ♪

♪ Looking dim ♪

♪ But these things ♪

♪ Your hearts can rise ♪

♪ Above ♪

Gene?

Gene?

How'd you get here?

Jonathan.

Nice going, you little shit!

You wanna go for a walk?

Yeah.

♪ You know I can be found ♪

♪ Sittin' home all alone ♪

♪ If you can't come around
at least please telephone ♪

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ Baby, if I made you mad ♪

♪ For something I might have said ♪

♪ Please let's forget my past ♪

♪ The future looks bright ahead ♪

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ I don't want no other love ♪

♪ Baby, it's just you I'm thinking of ♪

♪ Mmm, don't stop thinking of me ♪

♪ Don't make me feel this way ♪

♪ Come on over here and love me ♪

♪ You know what I want you to say ♪

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ Why should we be apart ♪

♪ I really love ya,
baby cross my heart ♪

♪ Let's walk to the preacher ♪

♪ And let us say, I do ♪

♪ Then you know you'll have me ♪

♪ And I know that I'll have you ♪

♪ Don't be cruel ♪

♪ To a heart that's true ♪

♪ I don't want no other love ♪

♪ Baby, it's just you I'm thinking of ♪

- We're takin' off together.
- Holy shit!

Jonathan, I don't want my
parents to worry about me.

- Would you tell them?
- Sure.

Thanks.

- Hey, I'll run you into town.
- No.

No, you take off from here.

- It's no big deal.
- I need the exercise.

Okay?

Besides, you'll need all
the head start you can get.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

See ya around, pal.

Bye-bye.

- Thank you.
- Aw...

- Mr. Miller?
- Hello, Jonathan.

I have a message from Bunny.

She ran off with Gene Harbrough.

She said not to worry,
everything would be fine.

- Can I drive, mom?
- No, you may not, young man.

Hey, shithead!

See ya later.

You tell your friend Eugene
that I'm lookin' for him.

And when I find him,
I'm gonna finish him.

Hey, now, don't you forget
to tell him, shithead.

Look what that asshole did to my car.

Jesus. Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

♪ Well, it's Saturday night
and I just got paid ♪

♪ I'm a fool about my money
don't try to save ♪

♪ My heart says go, go have a time ♪

♪ 'Cause it's Saturday night
and I'm feelin' fine ♪

♪ I'm gonna rock it up
I'm gonna rip it up ♪

Come on!

Hey, watch out!

♪ I got me a date and I won't be late ♪

♪ Pick her up in my 88 ♪

♪ Shag it on down to the union hall ♪

♪ When the joint starts jumpin'
I'll have a ball ♪

♪ I'm gonna rock it up ♪

Hey, you crazy kid!

♪ I'm gonna rip it up ♪

♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪

♪ Gonna ball it up ♪

You've had it, you little twerp!

♪ I'm gonna rock it up
and ball tonight ♪

♪ Well, almost 'bout 10:00
I'll be flyin' high ♪

Goddamn you!

♪ I don't care if I spend my dough ♪

Damn you!

♪ I'm gonna shake it up ♪

♪ Gonna ball it up ♪

♪ I'm gonna rock it up
and ball tonight ♪

Look what you did to my car.

That was for Gene, shithead.

Jonathan, what did you do?

Rosalie, how about you and me
seeing a movie Saturday night?

What makes you think I'd want
to go to a movie with you?

I'm just kidding.

- I'd love to, Jonathan.
- Great.

Uh, maybe we could use your car.

Yeah.

♪ Heart and soul ♪

♪ I fell in love with you ♪

♪ Heart and soul ♪

♪ The way a fool would do ♪

♪ Madly ♪

♪ Because you held me tight ♪

♪ Held me tight held me tight ♪

♪ Held me tight ♪

♪ And stole a kiss there in the night ♪

♪ Heart and soul ♪

♪ I beg to be adored ♪

♪ Yes, and I lost control ♪

♪ And tumbled overboard ♪

♪ Gladly ♪

♪ That magic night we kissed ♪

♪ Oh, we kissed
Oh, we kissed ♪

♪ Oh, we kissed there
in the moon mist ♪

♪ Oh, but your lips were thrilling ♪

♪ Much too much too thrilling ♪

♪ Never before were mine
so strangely willing ♪

♪ Darling, and now I see ♪

♪ What one embrace can do ♪

♪ Come on and look at me ♪

♪ You've got me loving you ♪

♪ Madly ♪

♪ Because you held me tight ♪

♪ Held me tight and stole a kiss ♪

♪ There in the night ♪

♪ Heart and soul ♪

♪ I beg to be adored ♪

♪ Yes, and I lost control ♪

♪ And tumbled overboard ♪

♪ Gladly ♪

♪ That magic night we kissed ♪

♪ Oh, we kissed
Oh, we kissed ♪

♪ Oh, we kissed there
in the moon mist ♪

♪ Oh, but your lips were thrilling ♪

♪ Much too much too thrilling ♪

♪ Never before were mine
so strangely willing ♪

♪ Darling, and now I see ♪

♪ What one embrace can do ♪

♪ Come on and look at me ♪

♪ You've got me loving you ♪

♪ Gladly ♪

♪ That magic night we kissed ♪

♪ Oh, we kissed there
in the moon mist ♪

♪ Oh, but your lips were thrilling ♪

♪ Much too much too thrilling ♪

♪ Never before were mine
so strangely willing ♪

♪ Darling, and now I see ♪

♪ What one embrace can do ♪

♪ Come on and look at me ♪

♪ You've got me loving you ♪

♪ Madly ♪

♪ That little kiss you stole ♪

♪ Oh, you stole
Oh, you stole ♪

♪ Oh, you stole ♪