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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:04,705 NARRATOR: Ah, friends, our Jane has been through so much. 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:07,675 She got married to Michael, but then he died. 3 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,444 And so she wrote a book about their love story, 4 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,779 and it was going to be published. 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:12,913 So, great news there. 6 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,416 Plus, she reconnected with her very first love, 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,417 Adam. 8 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,386 Less happy? Our Rafael. 9 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,687 After he lost all his money 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,123 and was kicked out of the hotel, 11 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,092 well, he hit a real low point. 12 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,194 I just want to step back. 13 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,064 (grunts) 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,632 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Luckily, 15 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,134 Jane was there for him. 16 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,636 Not as lucky? Sister Luisa. 17 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,438 See, she thought she was going crazy 18 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:40,241 because she was hallucinating some guy named Carl. 19 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,476 You see Carl here, right? 20 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,511 No. 21 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,146 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So she checked herself 22 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,714 into a psychiatric hospital. 23 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:49,217 But OMG! Carl was real. 24 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,219 See, Petra's twin sister, Anezka, 25 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,121 and their mother, Magda, set Luisa up 26 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,256 so they could assume control of the hotel. 27 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,625 In the event of her incapacitation, 28 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,593 all her hotel shares go to Anezka. 29 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:00,728 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know. 30 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,096 Straight out of a telenovela, right? 31 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,097 Well, imagine this. 32 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,132 Jane's father 33 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,100 was a huge telenovela star, 34 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,270 but he absolutely hated his costar, Fabian. 35 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,672 Luckily, Fabian was killed off their telenovela. 36 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,207 Which reminds me, 37 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:16,110 I did say someone would die on ours. 38 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,247 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva 39 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,183 was 14 years old, she was given a gift 40 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,418 that would change her life. 41 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:27,221 I love The House on Mango Street so much. 42 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,222 What should I read next? 43 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,423 Is it time? 44 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,292 I think so. 45 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,827 We've been saving one of our favorite recommendations, 46 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,329 and we think you're finally ready 47 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,231 for Isabel Allende. 48 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,233 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 49 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,303 as Jane tore through the trials of the Trueba family, 50 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,173 she realized she wasn't the only one who saw the world... 51 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,375 a certain way. 52 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:51,145 It's called magical realism. 53 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,347 And there is a whole Latin American 54 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,515 literary tradition 55 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,550 to explore. 56 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,462 (chuckles softly) 57 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,199 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And explore, Jane did. 58 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,337 (sighs) 59 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,938 Try this one. 60 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,939 Now this. 61 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,541 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And over the years, 62 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:21,942 as Jane read 63 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,178 more and more stories, 64 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,846 her world opened up. 65 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,920 And often, she felt inspired. 66 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,358 (sighs) 67 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,229 Always write 68 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,230 when the spirit moves you. 69 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,631 Also, as a sidenote, 70 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,633 maybe it's time to have sex. 71 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,901 I mean, you are already pregnant. 72 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,338 (laughs) But, until then, 73 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,706 go on. Write. 74 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,842 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, yes, this bookstore 75 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,211 always held a special place in Jane's heart. 76 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,846 Which is why... 77 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,748 When my book comes out, it would mean the world to me 78 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,416 to have my launch party here. 79 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,285 Really? I can't imagine 80 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:05,286 doing it anywhere else. 81 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,787 We'd be so honored! 82 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,322 (all laugh) 83 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,823 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here... 84 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:12,360 ...now. 85 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,931 RAFAEL: Oh, wow. 86 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,300 It's your book, Mommy! 87 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,834 It's finally here. Yeah. 88 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,305 (exhales shakily) I'm a published freaking author! 89 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,573 (all cheer) 90 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,774 Hey! 91 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,809 (humming) 92 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,592 RAFAEL: You know Mateo can't read, right? 93 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,328 Oh, he's not allowed to read my book till he's 25, anyway. 94 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,662 But, when that day comes, 95 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,398 I think he's gonna be very touched 96 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,500 that I wrote him a note that was so thoughtful 97 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,001 and moving. 98 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,670 (ringtone plays) 99 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,007 PETRA: I need to vent. 100 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,576 Anezka's offering guests a discount for paying in cash. 101 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,279 RAFAEL: What? Why? 102 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,281 So that she and my mother can pocket it. 103 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,115 They act like they're running 104 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,550 a backroom poker game, not a hotel. 105 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,685 You have to help me get her out of here. 106 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,421 I'm sorry, but I'm not getting involved 107 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,522 with the hotel right now. 108 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,589 What? 109 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,890 Why not? 110 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,459 Is Jane sitting right there? 111 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,159 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, 112 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,562 the ghost of rivalries past. 113 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,331 This is my choice. 114 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,965 I've decided I'm letting the hotel go 115 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,434 until Luisa is better, 116 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,535 and then we'll see where we're at. 117 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,069 Your sister hallucinated a person. 118 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,305 She could be in the mental institution for months. 119 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:33,407 I just need to step away for my own well-being. 120 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,344 Ugh, you need to get out of the Villanueva house. 121 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,446 Everything okay? 122 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,315 Well, my sister's shares have reverted back to a lunatic 123 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,950 who's running the hotel I built into the ground, 124 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,418 and I can't even go inside 125 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,086 to see my children. 126 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,422 Remind me why I need to let go. 127 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,591 Because lying and sneaking around 128 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,460 got you thrown in jail in the past 129 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,595 and run over by a car in the present, 130 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,497 so we need to protect the future. 131 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,432 Not just for you, but for your children, 132 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:02,035 who need you as a role model. 133 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,805 Wow. Guilt plus scare tactics. Well done. 134 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,374 Thank you. 135 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,509 And, not to pile on, 136 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,077 but seeing as you're stepping back until Luisa 137 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,645 is declared mentally competent-- 138 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,914 which could take months-- 139 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:17,084 why not put out some job feelers? 140 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,052 What? 141 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,754 Just to take off the financial pressure 142 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,356 until everything's sorted out. 143 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,858 (sputters) Plus, it'll give you something to do. 144 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,427 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And get you out of the house. 145 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,430 Yeah. Why not? 146 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:30,998 Maybe I could consult somewhere. 147 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,099 Exactly. 148 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,535 Like a boutique hotel. That could be kind of cool. 149 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,769 JANE: Great. 150 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,407 This note's everything. 151 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,408 (giggles) 152 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,676 I still can't believe it. 153 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:46,079 In hardcover. 154 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,448 (gasps) 155 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:48,449 The new Angelique Harper? 156 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,419 And a hardcover. How decadent. 157 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,020 You okay? 158 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,688 Yeah. 159 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,724 Just taking it in. 160 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,560 Overwhelmed. 161 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,794 And how about that cover? 162 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,531 Stop, this isn't about me. 163 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,698 You're a published author. 164 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,734 I'm a published author! 165 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,439 Okay, okay, fine, fine. I'll autograph your copy. 166 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,106 Do your thing. Yes. 167 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,175 That is you and me. Aw. 168 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,677 I'm the one with the longer hair. 169 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,979 (chuckles) 170 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,582 Hey, so, how's that party coming? 171 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,150 Any agents RSVP yet? 172 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,552 Yes, two so far. 173 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,019 Plus Caridad Piñeiro, 174 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,489 who is, like, the queen of the Latina romance world. 175 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,691 And I sent 176 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,860 a very carefully crafted tweet 177 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,728 about the party to Isabel Allende. 178 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,530 Who? 179 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,432 What? What? 180 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,568 She is, like, my favorite author of all time. 181 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,503 She's, like, my Stan Lee. 182 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,872 Ah. Wow. Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,173 What did you tweet? 184 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,809 (sighs) 185 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:49,843 Oh. 186 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,689 It-it may have gone on a little long, 187 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,924 but you get the point. I invited her to the party. 188 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,593 I am so proud of you. 189 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,128 I love you. 190 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,997 I love you, too. 191 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,000 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, that didn't really happen. 192 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,668 Thanks. 193 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,504 I'm kind of proud of me, too. 194 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,639 JANE: I can't believe I almost said "I love you." 195 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,607 I don't know what came over me. 196 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,909 Sounds like love came over you. 197 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,611 No. No, no, no, no. 198 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:24,311 It is way too early. 199 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,747 Uh, I think I just got swept up 200 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,949 with excitement about my book. 201 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:32,119 A-And he was so sweet about my party. 202 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,987 I'm not ready to use the "L" word. 203 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,155 MAGDA: Lakomy. 204 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,924 Velmi lakomy. 205 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,992 I'm not being stingy 206 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,529 because I refuse to let you skim cash off the bookings. 207 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,630 Okay. 208 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,697 Let's take a vote. 209 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,666 Who is for cash discounts? 210 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,268 Oh, wait, I control two-thirds of hotel. 211 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,770 Two to one. I win again. 212 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,705 MAGDA: Perfect. Anezka, 213 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,506 double the nightly rate. 214 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,007 You can't just double a hotel rate. 215 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,643 There are price points. Oh. 216 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,511 Speaking of price points, 217 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,012 ours has gone up. 218 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,649 If you want us to walk away, 219 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,617 we will need ten million. 220 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,054 I don't have that kind of cash. 221 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,789 Well, I guess you're just going to have to book 222 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,290 a lot of expensive rooms. 223 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,892 (laughs quietly) This plan makes no sense. 224 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,528 We just had termites. Bookings are down. 225 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,796 We're trying to bring people here, 226 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,230 not drive them away. 227 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,066 You don't have to go along with her. 228 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,601 You're the one in charge of the hotel. 229 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,769 Not her. 230 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,538 Yes. I am in charge. 231 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,907 That is why I have new business shoes. 232 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,711 And I trust Mother. 233 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,780 It is like 234 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,114 I am queen, 235 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,649 and she is my hand. 236 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,685 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, more like your hook. 237 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,687 I never thought that I'd miss having Luisa in charge. 238 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,121 MAGDA: Oh, really? 239 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:44,124 And did Luisa tell you she wanted to sell the hotel 240 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,593 to get enough money 241 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,629 to break her crime lord girlfriend out of jail? 242 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,598 (gasps) What happened? 243 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,666 Oh, uh, t-the villain did something really bad. 244 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,802 So sorry I'm late. 245 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,770 Did Teresa finally tell Elena 246 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,072 that Rodrigo was really Juan Carlos in a bad wig? 247 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,274 I actually don't mind the wig, but no. 248 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,911 She decided to keep it a secret to use as leverage 249 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:07,047 for when Raul reveals that he's not actually dead. 250 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,849 Classic. Come on, Mateo. 251 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,183 You're coming to my house. 252 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,252 Okay, I'm off to drop signed copies of my book 253 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,789 to the bookstore because I am a published author. 254 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,293 (cries out) 255 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,064 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Look at her. 256 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,033 Nothing can shake that smile. 257 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,941 Oh, dear. 258 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:37,845 Looks like the bottom fell out of her plans. 259 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,113 Ah! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, come on, universe. 260 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,782 That's a little on the nose. 261 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,324 Hey, guys. What's going on with the store? Oh, no. 262 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,826 I can't believe it. In all the chaos, 263 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,194 we just forgot. 264 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,329 Well, what happened? Our building was sold, 265 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,365 and the new landlord raised the rent. 266 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,167 We can't afford it. Wha...? 267 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,735 We've been praying for a miracle, but... 268 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,938 JANE: No one knows they're there anymore. 269 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,406 I mean, more of us buy our books online. 270 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,275 No one goes to the bookstores. 271 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,943 Oh, it's just so sad. 272 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,712 That little place is so magical, 273 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,346 and it's the only bilingual bookstore in the neighborhood. 274 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,214 Sorry, hon. 275 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,684 What about your party, though? (sighs) 276 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,719 Well, I'll just have to go with Plan B, I guess. 277 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,187 I'll have it at the publisher's office. 278 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,255 (gasps) Plan B? 279 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,290 More like 280 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,357 Plan Blech. 281 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,294 Office parties are so sad. 282 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,097 All the fluorescent lighting. Sheet cake. 283 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,331 And all the cubicles 284 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,968 decorated with pictures of people's sad, 285 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,870 sad children. 286 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:40,407 NARRATOR: FYI-- Rogelio had a brief office job in 1998. 287 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,142 It still haunts him. 288 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,443 It'll be fine, Dad. 289 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,445 Come on, Mr. Sweetface! It's been five minutes. 290 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,881 Time to go. MATEO: No...! 291 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,917 (mumbles) 292 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,088 I have the most amazing idea. You're not recreating 293 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,424 the bookstore on the set of your telenovela. 294 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,092 Why not? Because when you 295 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,895 recreated the house for Jane's wedding, it cost you 50 grand. 296 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,131 We don't have that kind of money right now. 297 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,432 The rent on our house... 298 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,201 Our gorgeous waterfront mansion, you mean. 299 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,303 ...is exorbitant. Jane will be fine. 300 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,405 She's a grown woman. But it's my duty 301 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,074 as her father... Rogelio, 302 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:17,745 if you build that bookstore, plan on moving into it. 303 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,914 No sulking. 304 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,050 Go to work. You're gonna be late for your fitting. 305 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,085 * 306 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,359 Oh. Good afternoon, ex-costar. 307 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,427 You must be here for your funeral fitting. 308 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,730 How is civilian life as number none 309 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,199 on the call sheet treating you? 310 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,102 Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. 311 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:45,338 Hmm. Now that you got what you wanted... 312 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,841 I'm wondering if you can find it in your heart 313 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,376 to give me what I want. 314 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,912 A dignified farewell scene. 315 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,514 But you are already dead. 316 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,648 Not if I come back as a ghost. 317 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,951 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh. Like in Our Town, 318 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,420 when Emily appears as a ghost at her own funeral. Oh. 319 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,291 Like Amor en la Familia, when Matias comes back 320 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,026 from the dead to kill his stepbrother 321 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,460 because he slept with his father. 322 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,529 NARRATOR: Or that. Exactly! 323 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,031 Just one scene. 324 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,833 I'll come to my funeral at full size, 325 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,467 and make a short but impassioned speech 326 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,303 about the preciousness of life. 327 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,172 I'm up for a movie, and I'm looking 328 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,941 for something dramatic for my reading. 329 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,143 You know, to show my range. 330 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,282 Come on, sexpot to sexpot... 331 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,851 can you help me? 332 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,121 After all that you have done 333 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,290 to try to destroy my life and sully my daughter, 334 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,461 how dare you come and beg for more screen time! 335 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:45,365 I hope you never work in this town... again. 336 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,905 JANE: That's it, huh? 337 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,874 Yeah. My headhunter said the same thing. 338 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,509 I got to figure out a way to beef it up a bit. 339 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,511 It's not quantity, it's quality. 340 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,147 Plus, he says they'll run a background check, 341 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,514 and my criminal record doesn't help. 342 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,884 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I mean, I could have told you that. 343 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,452 You just got to keep pounding the pavement. 344 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,954 You'll find something. 345 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,256 I hope so. 346 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,224 * 347 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,426 JANE: It says that you're analytic, 348 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,495 fair-minded, result-oriented, 349 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,530 and incredibly sexy. 350 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,267 Okay. 351 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,434 (taps keyboard) 352 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303 Just joined LinkedIn. 353 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,439 No! No, no, not LinkedIn. What's wrong with it? 354 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,941 Oh, when you sign up, it e-mails everyone 355 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,277 in your whole address book for, like, eternity. 356 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611 No, that can't be true. 357 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,246 PETRA: LinkedIn? Are you serious? 358 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,415 I didn't know. I'm sorry. Where are the girls? 359 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,583 On their way with their nanny. 360 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,285 And you should be working here. 361 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,486 My mother is a horror show. 362 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,588 We've been losing bookings left and right. 363 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,423 You think I don't want to be near my kids? 364 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,492 You think it's easy for me to watch your mother and sister 365 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,559 run our hotel into the ground? 366 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261 Then let's come up with a plan. 367 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,629 Our last plan left me with three broken ribs. 368 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,464 I am done scheming. 369 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,600 I am looking for a short-term job. 370 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:57,104 NARRATOR: Pro tip-- leave "short-term" off your résumé. 371 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,473 Okay... so what if the Marbella hires you? 372 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,142 As our... general manager. 373 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,610 What? We need one. 374 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,545 You know the place. Why work somewhere else? 375 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,446 You'll see the girls. 376 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,481 You'll be able to help out with the hotel. 377 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,517 Magda will never go for it. 378 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,552 Let me at least try. 379 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,521 Absolutely not. Why would I do that? 380 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,489 To make the hotel profitable. 381 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,191 Rafael's the only person 382 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,526 who knows this place as well as I do. 383 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,594 Without him around to keep things running smoothly, 384 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,663 there is no way I can get you that money. 385 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,232 Trust me. 386 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,434 All I want is for you to leave. 387 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,069 Fine. 388 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,604 I will take a meeting with him. 389 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,612 LUISA: Carl is real, 390 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,114 and he uses an inhaler. 391 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,019 * 392 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,926 ANEZKA: Someone's clumsy. 393 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,631 Those shoes are ridiculous. 394 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,702 KRISHNA: But a lot of people have asthma. 395 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,371 Well, my mother doesn't. 396 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,639 And neither does Anezka. 397 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,043 Yeah, look, it's a long shot. Just show me the footage. 398 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,312 What time did you overhear my mother and sister 399 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,081 talking about Luisa? Close to midnight. 400 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,615 I remember because I looked at my watch, 401 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,717 and I thought, "This is no way to live." 402 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,520 Okay. Good, good. Go to 11:45. 403 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,724 Okay, now scroll through slowly till midnight. 404 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,193 No, wait. 405 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,429 That's Luisa. It has to be. 406 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,533 (gasps softly) 407 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,435 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is it me, or does that shadow 408 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:39,172 totally have asthma? Oh, my God. 409 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,940 Carl is real. 410 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,147 They must have wanted you to overhear them talking 411 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,249 about Luisa being insane-- they were setting you up! 412 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,385 Well, and if Carl is real, that means Luisa's 413 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,687 in a mental institution for nothing, right? 414 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,456 Well... No, well, not for nothing-- she was still trying 415 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,325 to break a mass murderer out of jail. 416 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,692 That's legitimately crazy, right? 417 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,129 But not hallucination crazy. 418 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,465 Which means I have to tell Raf, don't I? And I will. 419 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,134 Very shortly. But first I'm gonna use this 420 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,369 to get rid of my mother, and you're gonna help me do it. 421 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,539 Mrs. Solano... this is way beyond the scope of my job. 422 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,443 So I'm gonna need a raise. 423 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,379 ROGELIO: It's done. 424 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,114 The bookstore is staying open. 425 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,782 Jane, update your paperless post. 426 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,585 Your dream party is back on track. 427 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,154 I took care of everything. 428 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,422 So call me back. I love you. 429 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,260 Took care of everything? How? 430 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,497 Remember when I was in People en Español's 431 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,166 "50 Most Beautiful" list? 432 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,633 You've mentioned it once or twice. 433 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,435 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A day. 434 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,571 Well, I stayed friends with the editor, Arianna, 435 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,806 and she's going to do a feature on the party. 436 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,409 That will bring the store tons of exposure, attention, 437 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,545 and, in the words of Abba, "Money, money, money." 438 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,581 What? I told her everything Jane said 439 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,585 about what the community will gain by having a physical space 440 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,320 to shop, how the Internet 441 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,322 is ruining us all, uh, bilingual bookstores, 442 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,492 blah, blah, blah, and she said there's a story there! 443 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,726 But what does that have to do 444 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,528 with Alexandro and Enrique's lease? 445 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,199 Press plus celeb photos equals business. 446 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:16,069 And what if your calculation doesn't add up? 447 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,540 It will. Trust me. 448 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,675 And I cosigned the lease on the bookstore, 449 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,477 just to make everyone comfortable. 450 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:28,381 So if they can't pay their rent, we'll be responsible for it? 451 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,584 Yes, but, Xiomara, I know how press works. 452 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,620 Trust me, after the party, that couple 453 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,655 will be looking to expand, they'll have 454 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,258 so much business. MAGDA: Let's talk business. 455 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,861 Did you cut the legs off this chair? 456 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,296 Few inches. 457 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,565 It's an old Czech intimidation technique. 458 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,534 So, I see 459 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,736 you've spent time in prison. 460 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,770 I like that. 461 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,306 Shows you can get scrappy. 462 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,575 Okay. 463 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,378 Great. So I'm... hired? 464 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,546 Yes. 465 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,848 But not as general manager. 466 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,550 A bartender? 467 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,485 Apparently, the Prague pirate doesn't think 468 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,321 I have the experience to manage the hotel that I founded. 469 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,557 She's just doing this to humiliate me. 470 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,626 Yeah, and... so what if she is? 471 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,794 Look, if you take the job, 472 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,563 you'll be able to keep an eye on the hotel, 473 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,498 you'll be close to the twins, you can help Petra 474 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,500 when a crisis comes up... I can help Petra 475 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,302 by being the manager of the Marbella. 476 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,670 I am not some bartender. 477 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,474 What's the alternative? 478 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,509 You're gonna work the front desk at the Holiday Inn? 479 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,644 NARRATOR: Between you and me, he didn't get that job. 480 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,646 You got to get over yourself. 481 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,682 It's a job. You're broke. 482 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,883 Okay. You're right. 483 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,719 Huh! That was quick. 484 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,888 Oh, we're in a groove. 485 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,690 Oh, great! 486 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,258 Now, if you'll 487 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,195 excuse me, I have a date. 488 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,363 Are you stealing food from the kitchen? 489 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,265 Perks of management. 490 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:57,904 MAN: Hold the elevator. Oh. 491 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,838 (Jane chuckles) 492 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,909 Hold the elevator! 493 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,444 Okay. 494 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,482 (bell dings) 495 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:12,385 * 496 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,956 So, my publisher set up a mini book tour 497 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,459 for me next week. Wow. Fancy. 498 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,727 I might have oversold it. 499 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,663 Two stops, both in Florida. Ow. 500 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,764 Still pretty badass. 501 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,533 Agreed. (laughs) 502 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,535 Anyway, um... 503 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,439 I was wondering if you wanted to come. 504 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,842 W-We can make it into a little road trip. 505 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,311 Make a playlist, eat fast food. 506 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,847 Huh? Maybe go wild and get a speeding ticket. 507 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,949 Really? Okay, no speeding ticket. 508 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,517 You want me to come? 509 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,752 Yeah. 510 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,787 Because I love you. 511 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,323 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Again... that didn't happen. 512 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,459 Here's what Jane really said. 513 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,662 Yeah, it'd be fun. 514 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,697 Let me just look at my deadlines. Of course. 515 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,300 JANE: I can't believe I almost said "I love you" again. 516 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,802 XIOMARA: You're obviously feeling it. Why not say it? 517 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,804 Because I don't know if I'm... 518 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,939 really in love. 519 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,875 And I don't know if he loves me back. 520 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,510 ROGELIO: That's ludicrous. 521 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,412 Anyone with a pulse will love you back. 522 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,814 I-I got to go, Mom. I'll talk to you later. 523 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,649 It's impossible not to love you. 524 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,485 Everyone loves you, Jane. 525 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,819 Rudy! How much do you love Jane? 526 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,754 Uh, a lot? 527 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,789 Exactly. 528 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,657 Okay, so, um, my publishers 529 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,559 e-mailed me, and apparently, they reached out to Arianna 530 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,561 a few times, and she hasn't returned their calls. 531 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,763 What? I know. Weird, right? 532 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,800 Maybe you can ask her to call them back. 533 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,402 Arianna's not gonna call them back. 534 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:37,970 And she's definitely not gonna write a feature 535 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,673 on your book party. What? Why? 536 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,410 Because I told her I'd appreciate it if she didn't. 537 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,412 And why would she listen 538 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,713 to you, peasant?! Maybe because 539 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,648 I'm making sweet love to her. 540 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,916 (tires screech) Oh! 541 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,752 Oh! Look who else just got screwed! 542 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,387 How did you know about any of this? 543 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,789 Well, the walls between our dressing rooms are quite thin. 544 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,691 And since I was in People en Español's 545 00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,859 "30 Under 30" this year, 546 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,461 I happen to know Arianna quite well. 547 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,062 "30 Under 30" means nothing 548 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,931 compared to "50 Most Beautiful People!" 549 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,666 I was in high school when you did that! I'm... JANE: Stop! 550 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,301 I can't believe this. 551 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,836 How come you just can't mind your own business? 552 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,438 Maybe you should have your father explain that 553 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,805 to his friend Judy? 554 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,940 Judy was a spur-of-the-moment impulse 555 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,376 that paid off mightily. 556 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,945 But you planned this. You found out I needed a favor 557 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,547 from this woman, so you seduced her, 558 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,615 and got inside of her head. 559 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,917 You're good. You're disgusting. 560 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,487 So I assume you'll get Arianna back on the story 561 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,722 if I get you your pretentious ghost monologue? 562 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,957 Bingo. 563 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,393 Fine. I'll get the writers on it. 564 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,694 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What would a ghost even say? 565 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,962 FABIAN: Not good enough. 566 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,030 I want you to write it. 567 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,866 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, boo. 568 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,709 Why do you have to write it? 569 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,744 Fabian says it's because I wrote the monologue 570 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,680 that got Dad a Paloma nomination, 571 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,848 but I think it's just to torture us both. 572 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,017 Ugh! If your father hadn't co-signed the lease 573 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,919 on the bookstore, you wouldn't be in this position. 574 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,721 It's fine. I'm almost done. 575 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,757 And it's actually pretty good, you know, for a ghost soliloquy. 576 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,460 I mean, I avoided all the obvious clichés. 577 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,463 Still, it's just so outrageous. 578 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,831 Are you okay, Ma? 579 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,700 Because Dad does this kind of stuff all the time. 580 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,469 You know the guy likes to go big. You know that. 581 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,670 It's just... 582 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,539 What? 583 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,675 My dance studio hasn't been doing so great. 584 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,378 Oh, no. And I wanted to talk to your father 585 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,646 about putting some money there. 586 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,014 How bad is it? 587 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,749 I just need a little cash infusion, 588 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,151 but it's not like banks are lining up to lend money 589 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,753 to struggling local dance studios. 590 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,922 And our monthly budget is stretched 591 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,625 as it is because of the rent on our giant house. 592 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,092 Ma, don't stress. 593 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,694 Dad won't have to use this money. 594 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,863 I'll get Fabian the monologue ASAP. 595 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,498 He'll love it. It's perfect for him. 596 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,933 Super dramatic, you know? 597 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,668 So he can do his over-the-top acting. 598 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,838 I just can't do it anymore, Krishna! I just feel too guilty. 599 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,740 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Speaking of over-the-top-acting... 600 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,942 Anybody would. You've been lying for a long time. 601 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,511 Look, you don't have to remind me! 602 00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,846 It's my mother's fault. 603 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,681 She said we should use Anezka as a pawn. 604 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,750 (gasps) 605 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:06,018 It's not true. 606 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,789 I am so sorry. I was going to tell you. 607 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:10,957 I... (stammers) 608 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,759 I-I feel badly. 609 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,661 But I knew Luisa wouldn't trust me, 610 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,962 and Mother suggested using you. 611 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:18,598 No. You're lying. 612 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,467 No, I'm not. 613 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,070 You know what? Let's go. We'll confront her together. 614 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,073 That is not true, Anezka. She is lying. 615 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,775 Mother, stop. I told her already. 616 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,976 MAGDA: I am not working with Petra. 617 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,778 Don't be stupid. 618 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,446 She's not stupid! She just didn't think 619 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,947 her mother could be so cruel. 620 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,783 Don't let her use you anymore. She's a liar. You know this. 621 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:37,717 This is the same woman who abandoned you 622 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,452 because she said you weren't the pretty one. 623 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,821 She's just trying to get into your head. 624 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,823 I'm not trying to get into anyone's head. 625 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,458 I just don't want to keep deceiving my sister. 626 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,827 And I know this was my idea, but 627 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,062 I realized something: you're the evil one, not her. 628 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,664 This is absurd. 629 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,833 She has no proof. 630 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,703 Oh, yeah? Then how would I know Carl is real? 631 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:02,108 I'm done, Mother. 632 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,511 RAFAEL: I can't believe this. 633 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,546 Queen Magda has me scheduled for a shift tonight 634 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,847 during your book party, and she won't 635 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,549 let me out of it. 636 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,250 It's okay. I understand. 637 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,053 That's the way it is when you have a regular job. 638 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,789 I bet I can duck out for, like, an hour. 639 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:20,159 Stop. It's so not a big deal. 640 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,861 I'll give you a play-by-play. 641 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,030 Okay, well, 642 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,633 have fun tonight. 643 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,606 She seemed cool. 644 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,544 Not bummed... like, at all. 645 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,178 XIOMARA: I just hope Jane's books sell, 646 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,048 or Rogelio will buy up every last copy, 647 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,750 and then order a thousand more online. 648 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:46,218 This about the lease? 649 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,755 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, look who's become one of the girls. 650 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,758 He goes so overboard, especially when it comes to Jane. 651 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,626 Maybe it's a guy thing. 652 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,795 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or not. 653 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,197 I'm not saying that it's okay, 654 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:01,934 just that it's this... feeling. 655 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,203 You know, like you have to provide. 656 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,938 And it's so easy 657 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,308 to lose perspective and go overboard. 658 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,978 Look at everything I did to try to get the Marbella back. 659 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,147 And I'd still do anything for my family, even... 660 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,717 wear a silk screen bowtie. 661 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,221 Okay, next time you see me, I might be quitting, 662 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,791 because this book party might just launch my career. 663 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:26,759 (laughing) 664 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,595 This monologue is a stinky piece of garbage, 665 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,896 and I hardly understand it! 666 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,231 It's like I'm falling for you all over again. 667 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,966 You need to fix this right now! 668 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,835 They are filming my coverage tonight! 669 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,069 Sorry. Any rewrite's gonna have to wait. 670 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,838 My book party's in a few hours. (squeals) 671 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,007 Well, if you don't do the rewrite right now, 672 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,010 you can kiss the People en Español article bye-bye-bye. 673 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:47,580 What? No, no, you can't do that to me. 674 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,584 (groans) 675 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:53,886 ANEZKA: I can't do this anymore! 676 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,088 I don't know who to believe. 677 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:59,892 You were the only one who really loved me. 678 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,829 I wish you were here to guide me. 679 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:07,800 I wish... I could be kissing your face 680 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,169 and your beard. 681 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,872 Both beard. 682 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:15,842 If you'd just send me a sign... 683 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,277 Yes, you're right, I should have a drink. 684 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:20,647 Maybe little snack, too. 685 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,981 Can we get more nuts here? NARRATOR: I don't think so. 686 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:24,150 It's already pretty crazy. 687 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,852 Oh, actual nuts. 688 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,954 Meh. Meh? 689 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,989 What-what does "meh" mean? 690 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:32,291 It means "ugh, bleh," or... (blows raspberry) 691 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:35,662 Charming. It needs more pizzazz, more sparkle. 692 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,363 It needs to be more... flowery. 693 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,098 Okay, flowery. Fine. 694 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:42,034 I can do flowery. Flowery is my specialty. 695 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,804 Now it has too many describey words. Adjectives? 696 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,873 No, words that describe other words. 697 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,307 You said you wanted flowery. 698 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,009 Yes, but not so flowery. 699 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,211 If I hand you a bouquet of flowers, you will smile. 700 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:53,846 But if I hand you a thousand flowers, you will 701 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,948 suffocate to death under the weight of all those flowers. 702 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,984 I'll make it less flowery, but we have to move fast here. 703 00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,386 I have to pick up my dress from the dry cleaner by 5:00. 704 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,927 Well, now it's just boring. Ugh! I-I don't get it. 705 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,428 I-I don't understand what you want. 706 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,398 Okay, if I hand you a hundred flowers... No, no. 707 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,066 No more flower analogies. 708 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,902 Just tell me what you want. 709 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,203 I want it to be epic! 710 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,938 I want people to weep. 711 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,207 I want them to feel sorry for taking me for granted! 712 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,275 Because they won't realize 713 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,978 until I'm gone how much they really loved me. JANE: Honestly, Fabian, 714 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,780 I tried everything. 715 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,448 I just feel like we're going in circles here. 716 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,317 I-I don't see the light at the end of the tunnel. 717 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,952 (gasps) Yes! That! 718 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,386 That's excellent writing! 719 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,521 I want those words in my speech. You want 720 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,758 "The light at the end of the tunnel" in your monologue? 721 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,292 Yes. It's such a nice image. 722 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:43,162 Clean, original, specific. 723 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,998 No... adjectives. 724 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,800 Hmm. Okay. 725 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,168 Do you also like, 726 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,871 "Until my death we were two peas in a pod"? Yes! 727 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:53,239 Yes, peas in a pod! 728 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:56,242 Another great image. Now you're getting it! 729 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,244 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, Jane realized 730 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,446 exactly the kind of speech Fabian wanted. 731 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:03,015 And friends, I don't think Jane would mind me saying 732 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,017 that what she wrote was as hackey a monologue 733 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,786 as the world has ever seen. 734 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,888 Riddled with every cliché she could think of. 735 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,097 It's perfect. 736 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,899 Oh, thank God for small favors. 737 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,333 You are on fire! 738 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,136 It's exactly like God has done me a small favor. 739 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,939 I knew you were a great writer, but this... this, I-I... 740 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,041 Takes the cake? Yes! Exactly! 741 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,110 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Enough with the clichés! Great! 742 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,746 So you're gonna call Arianna, make sure she's at the party? 743 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,214 Yes! I'll call her right away. 744 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,984 Now go, or as you so beautifully put it, "Haste makes waste!" 745 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,258 No. Ma, stop. I don't have time for smoky eyes. 746 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:49,495 Where's the sitter? Inhala, exhala, Jane. 747 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:50,629 (doorbell rings) That must be her. 748 00:28:50,662 --> 00:28:52,264 This is so pretty. Can I wear it? Of course you can. 749 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,500 Bling! (ringtone plays) 750 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,036 Oh. I'm running late 751 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,872 so I can't talk, but I will see you at the party in 20. 752 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:01,473 ADAM: Wait. Wait. Bad news. 753 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,410 I just got slammed with notes, and they pulled my deadline up. 754 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:06,779 What? ADAM: Yeah. 755 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,948 I have to turn in the panels tonight, 756 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:12,484 so I can't make it to your party. I'm so sorry. 757 00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,253 No, I get it. 758 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,388 Hey, don't even worry about it. It's all good. 759 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,556 Have a great night, Jane. 760 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,158 You deserve it. 761 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,492 Thanks. 762 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,232 Adam can't come. Work. Mm. 763 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,034 It's fine. 764 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,503 Rafael can't come, either. 765 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:32,471 I mean, that's the one that really stings 766 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,074 because he told me to write the book, you know? 767 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,476 Aw. Why "aw"? 768 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,019 What? 769 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:51,523 Well, I just didn't want to make him feel bad. (sighs) 770 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,125 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, he definitely does 771 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,461 look a little... bummed. 772 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,830 JANE: Can I get a rum and Coke, please? 773 00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,566 Wow. You look great. 774 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,501 You, too. 775 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,570 Cute outfit. 776 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,473 So, what are you doing here? 777 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:11,878 Isn't your party starting, like... seven minutes ago? 778 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,582 Ugh! Rum and Cherry Coke? 779 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,484 Oh, I'm still figuring out the soda gun. 780 00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,019 (laughs) 781 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,854 Well, I just wanted to tell you 782 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:24,957 that I'm really bummed you can't come tonight. 783 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:26,392 Really? 784 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,627 Mm-hmm. I'll quit. 785 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,062 You're not... you're not quitting. 786 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,331 But I just wanted you to know that. 787 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:37,503 And... I wanted you to see the acknowledgements. 788 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,538 To Michael? No, that's the dedication. 789 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,874 The acknowledgements are in the back. 790 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,493 Wow. 791 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,662 Are you gonna cry? What? No. 792 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,998 It's sweat. Bartenders don't cry. 793 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,534 (laughs) Now go. Okay? 794 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,536 Enjoy your party. 795 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,504 (exhales) 796 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:21,113 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now. 797 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:28,654 * 798 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,058 (exhales) 799 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,066 (exhales) 800 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,502 (indistinct chatter) 801 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,971 ENRIQUE: Jane! 802 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:47,306 The store hasn't been this crowded 803 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,674 in years! Yesterday, 804 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,177 we couldn't even afford a tiny ad, 805 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:55,314 and now we are getting a feature in People en Español! 806 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:56,682 (all laughing) 807 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:59,218 It's perfect! Aw! 808 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,053 FABIAN: Jane! 809 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:02,688 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Almost perfect. 810 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:05,024 Uh-uh. Oh. 811 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,026 What are you doing here? 812 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:09,095 Huh? Aren't you supposed to be shooting your ghost monologue? 813 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:11,630 I snuck away from set and told the director I was going 10-2. 814 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,735 It is way too late for another rewrite. 815 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,737 No, no, the monologue is perfect. 816 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,740 But... Arianna's not coming. 817 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:22,708 What? She saw a picture 818 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:23,642 of me online with another lover, 819 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,377 and now she wants nothing to do with me. 820 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:27,113 I'm so sorry. 821 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,316 Why would you post something like that? 822 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,550 I didn't! I was tagged. 823 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,385 NARRATOR: Ugh, I've been there, buddy. 824 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:34,987 Oh, no. Oh, my... 825 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,989 After all that work? 826 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,158 What am I supposed to tell Alejandro and Enrique? 827 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,726 I will make it up to you, Jane. I promise. 828 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:44,563 I'm gonna start a category 7 tweetstorm for all the fans 829 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,298 and telenovela stars to come down here immediately. 830 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:48,734 That will get instant publicity. Not enough. 831 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,769 Do not underestimate the power of my shirtlessness. 832 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,072 No, this is an emergency. 833 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:56,008 I'm going to go completely naked and cover my precious junk 834 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,509 with your precious book. 835 00:32:58,544 --> 00:32:59,645 I may need two. 836 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,380 Ay. Where's the bathroom? 837 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,651 What did the featherbed want? 838 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,586 Arianna's not coming. 839 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,755 I will kill him, in real life this time! 840 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,390 Dad, no. It's not his fault. 841 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,691 Of course it is. 842 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,160 No, it's not. It's yours. 843 00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,427 I'm sorry, but it is 844 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:17,196 because of you that we are in this situation. 845 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,598 You're on the hook for the lease. Mom is gonna be furious. 846 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:22,268 And the bookstore is not gonna get the press that they need. 847 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,403 All because you wanted to swoop in 848 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:26,538 with your ridiculous scheme to be a hero, when I could've just 849 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:29,808 easily had the party at the publisher's office. 850 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:33,079 I just wanted you to have the book party of your dreams. 851 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,081 I know. 852 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,716 But why do you always have to go too far, Dad? 853 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,051 Huh? 854 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,287 I guess I overcompensate. 855 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,622 I mean, I-I wasn't around when you were a kid... 856 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,692 Seriously, this can't be your excuse anymore. We're beyond it. 857 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,560 You didn't even know I'd been born! 858 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,196 How can you blame yourself for something 859 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,263 that you didn't even know happened? 860 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,232 Because maybe I did know. 861 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,700 What? 862 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,069 I mean, I didn't know. 863 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,805 But a part of me-- I don't know-- 864 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,374 always suspected, maybe... 865 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:06,412 I mean, I-I knew how religious Alba was. 866 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:09,481 And-and maybe I didn't ever call your mom 867 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,550 because I didn't want to know. 868 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,684 In case. 869 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,353 I-I had dreams, 870 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,855 ambitions. 871 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,125 Do you hate me? 872 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,627 You were 16. 873 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,529 I get it. 874 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,863 Really? 875 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:25,764 I mean, I wish you'd called. 876 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,234 Because I would have found you sooner. 877 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:29,501 But everything happens 878 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,736 for a reason, right? 879 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,804 And I like where we're at now. 880 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,506 So let's just keep moving forward 881 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,842 and not keep coming back to this. 882 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,477 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in that moment, 883 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,847 Rogelio let the ghost of his past go. 884 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,383 Thank you, Jane. Mm-hmm. 885 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,652 Now go take care of your adoring fans. 886 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:49,388 (exhales) And remember what I taught you about selfie angles. 887 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:50,822 Chin down, camera up. 888 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,824 (chuckles) First, I have to break the news 889 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,693 to Alejandro and Enrique. 890 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,402 (sighs) 891 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:11,810 (gasps) 892 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,879 Do I know you? 893 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:14,880 (whispers): Oh, my God. 894 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,114 You're real. 895 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,618 (chuckles) 896 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:27,193 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Come on, Jane, use your words. I'm sorry. 897 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:28,294 I'm overwhelmed because you're, 898 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,196 like, my favorite author of all time, 899 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,798 and you're actually standing here. And, I mean, for years, 900 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,367 I sat in that very corner and I read every single one 901 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:38,204 of your books, and... NARRATOR: Okay, maybe use less words. 902 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,771 It just feels so magical 903 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,607 that you actually saw my tweets and came. 904 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,343 NARRATOR: To clarify, she didn't see Jane's tweets. 905 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:45,744 She saw these... 906 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,353 Your book... 907 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,954 means everything to me. 908 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,190 The House of the Spirits? 909 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:04,330 Well, I loved that one, yes. 910 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:07,466 Um, but I was talking about Paula. 911 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:14,306 It helped me through my grief, when my husband died. 912 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,875 I'm so sorry. When was that? 913 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:21,247 Uh, four years ago. 914 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,282 Oh. I'm sorry. It's-it's the combination 915 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,917 of feeling him everywhere tonight. And you actually 916 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,454 being here feels like... well... 917 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:31,557 ...like magical realism. 918 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,227 Well, writing helped me through my grief, too. 919 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:38,964 There's light at the end of the tunnel, I promise. 920 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:41,233 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Man, when she says it, 921 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,435 it sounds brand-new. 922 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:46,272 Sometimes I just feel so guilty. 923 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,474 Telling your story doesn't betray the memory-- 924 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,442 it keeps the spirits alive. 925 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,677 About... 926 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,012 living, I mean. 927 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,014 Being joyful, 928 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,317 when he's not here to share it with me. 929 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:01,953 How can I be happy or in love? 930 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:06,392 I write about strong women with passionate hearts. 931 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,694 It's all about the heart. 932 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,262 It's what drives us and... 933 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:11,763 Determines your fate. 934 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,565 I'm sorry, I've seen your TED Talk, 935 00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,700 like, a million times. 936 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,368 NARRATOR: Back off, stalker. 937 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:19,438 Well, magical realism can work both ways. 938 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:20,238 You are mine. 939 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:24,676 You are the reader I always imagined. 940 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:27,513 Let yourself enjoy your success. 941 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,915 Just live passionately, 942 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:32,451 love passionately. 943 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,423 NARRATOR: Which brings us here. The whole thing was perfect. 944 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,459 I did a reading, I sold 67 books, 945 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:42,628 and Isabel Allende was there. 946 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:44,463 Wow. And she was everything 947 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,697 I imagined her to be. 948 00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:47,866 And she made me realize that I have to tell you something. 949 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,369 And you might freak out, because you might not be ready... 950 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:51,970 (stammers) 951 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:54,306 ...but I have to live passionately 952 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:56,442 and so-- what... 953 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:57,609 what is wrong? (chuckles) 954 00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,545 (shuddering breath) 955 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:02,781 I'm moving to L.A. 956 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:04,716 What? 957 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,319 The VFX house that wanted to hire me a couple months ago, 958 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,854 they-they contacted me again. 959 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,390 I said no, 960 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:13,325 but they came back with an even bigger offer. 961 00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,394 When? 962 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:16,695 Earlier today, before your party. 963 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,333 I'm sorry. I just have to take it. 964 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:24,403 You don't have to take it. 965 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,038 You want to. 966 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,915 Is that why you didn't come tonight? 967 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:40,519 I didn't want to be in all your pictures. 968 00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:42,854 I'm so sorry. 969 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,356 It's just watching what you've been experiencing 970 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,393 the past few weeks, your dreams coming to life, 971 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:49,395 it... it just, it made me want 972 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:50,996 to pursue my own dreams. 973 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,864 Good luck in L.A. 974 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,035 I just feel so stupid. 975 00:38:57,068 --> 00:39:00,606 No, Jane. 976 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,941 I can't believe I almost told him I loved him. 977 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:05,711 I can't believe 978 00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,913 I did love him. 979 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,815 (sniffles) 980 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,818 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And just then, she had a thought... 981 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,853 (exhales) 982 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,589 ¿Qué? 983 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:21,560 Nothing. I just... 984 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,530 I just realized I didn't think, after Michael, 985 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:27,733 I could ever have my heart broken. 986 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,670 So there's that, at least. 987 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,171 (crying) 988 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,173 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, a small light 989 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,909 at the end of the tunnel after all. 990 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,647 How's Jane? 991 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,015 She's actually doing okay. 992 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,652 Good. 993 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,887 I wanted to apologize. 994 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,156 I shouldn't have cosigned their lease. 995 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,524 It's fine. 996 00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:53,391 I know you were 997 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,461 just trying to take care of your family. 998 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:58,964 I was. Luckily, Isabel Allende bought a first edition book, 999 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,700 which paid for almost all their rent. Wow. 1000 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,068 That's lucky. 1001 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,804 NARRATOR: Or magical. 1002 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,707 But you just can't keep doing these giant things for Jane. 1003 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,643 I know. And I had a breakthrough, actually. 1004 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,446 I was talking to Jane, and it goes back to when 1005 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,516 you were pregnant and a small part of me wondered if you'd 1006 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,485 kept the baby, and that's... What?! 1007 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,187 A very small part. 1008 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,522 I just meant 1009 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,591 I couldn't rule it out. 1010 00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:28,026 Jane wasn't mad. She understood. 1011 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,596 Jane hasn't been beating herself up for the last five years 1012 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:31,863 since you showed up. 1013 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,600 You made me feel so guilty! 1014 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,002 NARRATOR: Yeah, not quite the reaction he was hoping for. 1015 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,937 No, no, no, no. It-it wasn't like that. 1016 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,472 I don't want to hear it. Xo, please... 1017 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:41,573 I need some space. 1018 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:42,541 (keys jangle) 1019 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,913 RAFAEL: You look like you could use a drink. 1020 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,548 Thanks. 1021 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,183 It's been a little rough around here. 1022 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:54,720 But I think I've got my sister handled. 1023 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,589 And let's just say I don't think 1024 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:58,524 you're going to be a bartender forever. 1025 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,525 I've been working on... 1026 00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:01,126 I don't want to know the details. 1027 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,630 But if anyone can do it, 1028 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:05,731 you can. 1029 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:09,668 (whispers indistinctly) 1030 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,238 Stay here. 1031 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,544 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whoa. 1032 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:20,546 She looks like she's seen a ghost. 1033 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,716 EMT: Back away! EMT 2: Make room! 1034 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,153 NARRATOR: I'll give you a little clue, friends. 1035 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,589 She didn't kill herself. 1036 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:40,298 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1037 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,535 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 74381

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