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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 501 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,455 doesn't it? 502 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,292 You done? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. 503 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,960 Sorry. Great. 504 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,962 I appreciate your concern. 505 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,297 But I can handle my sister. 506 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,999 (phone dings) 507 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,502 ELVIS: Your sister 508 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,004 switched rooms. Apparently the cannons 509 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,373 for the pirate tour can be heard from their suite. 510 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,341 What do you want me to do? 511 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,709 All right, I'll shut off their AC. 512 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,645 You go repair it and put in a bug. 513 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,013 FABIAN: I must hear everything. 514 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,814 Tell me all about your book. 515 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,550 Oh. Well, it's a romance novel. 516 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:27,985 Of course it is. 517 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,021 Yeah. It takes place in 1902. 518 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,555 Wh... Yes, yes, yes. 519 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,291 Such a good year. Such a good year. 520 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,292 Oh, you know it? 521 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,893 Well, if you chose it... 522 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,895 it must be great. 523 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,830 Oh. 524 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,465 (chuckles) 525 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,035 Tell me about your book. 526 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:46,037 Uh, it's-it's a memoir. 527 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,472 To help my fans understand the real me. 528 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,541 Not just the shirtless doctor under a waterfall, 529 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,077 or the shirtless detective under a waterfall, 530 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,047 or shirtless serial killer under a waterfall. 531 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,916 Can you pass the sugar? 532 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,985 Oh, sure. 533 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,323 I can't believe you're doing this! 534 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,424 After everything we've been through! 535 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,625 Excuse me? You broke my heart, 536 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,093 Jane Villanueva. 537 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,661 I'm done. 538 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,067 (shutters continue clicking) 539 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,774 (exclaims) Shh, shh. It's okay. 540 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,076 It's me, Fabian. (exclaims) 541 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,111 That was incredible, no? They're gonna think 542 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,513 that you're my lady for sure. Who will? 543 00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,349 All the paparazzi I tipped off. You say you needed 544 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,750 more Twitter followers to sell your book, 545 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,118 and now you'll have them. 546 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,020 My fans will hate-follow you instantly. 547 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,356 You... you did that so I could get more Twitter followers? 548 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,824 Exactly. For the book fair. 549 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,126 Oh... Oh, that's... 550 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,627 that's kind of sweet. 551 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:45,429 (chuckles) Thanks. 552 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,366 Uh, will you tell your dad for me? 553 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,633 Excuse me? 554 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,602 Oh, he's... my hero. 555 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,504 Only I keep putting my foot in my mouth 556 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,106 every time I'm around him. Mm. 557 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:56,674 Will you put in a good word for me? 558 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,709 Uh, tell him that I tried to help you? 559 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,379 Sure. 560 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,880 No problem. 561 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,749 So... (chuckles) 562 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,685 Hey, Dad. Feeling better? 563 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,388 So much better. I am refreshed and reenergized 564 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,556 and ready to help you with all things social media. 565 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,458 #Let'sDoThis. 566 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:16,460 Actually, Fabian already helped me. 567 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,629 Huh? Dad. 568 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,165 (exhales) I'm sorry. I know I'm not allowed to say 569 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,402 anything bad to you about Fabian. It's just... 570 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,470 he's been a little hard on me. 571 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,139 What are you talking about? He worships you. 572 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:29,707 What? Yeah. 573 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,409 (scoffs) For a second I thought 574 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,577 he liked me and I got all excited. 575 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,480 But trust me: it's all you. 576 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,485 I have to say, I'm a little tired of everybody 577 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,821 being so happy that Fabian isn't into me. 578 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,562 What happened to my choice is my choice? 579 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,664 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, with that big helping of guilt. 580 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,467 Wait for it. 581 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,846 What? 582 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,448 Hmm. 583 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,153 Abuela, I'm so sorry. 584 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,570 On the other hand, 585 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,539 meaningless sex with me would be so hot, Jane. 586 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,809 Oh. EILEEN: It's so stinking hot in here. 587 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,879 (sighs) 588 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,214 Well, no wonder. 589 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:44,715 The AC is broken. 590 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,217 I'm gonna call the front desk 591 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,885 and I'm gonna have 'em come fix it. 592 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,753 Don't you think it's a little suspicious? 593 00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,690 That the AC is broken? Right after we happen to switch rooms? 594 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:55,259 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, she's not a criminal mastermind for nothing. 595 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,528 (phone dings) 596 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,568 Aha-- you see? You see that? 597 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,937 You're being paranoid. Maybe. But I am not leaving 598 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:08,672 this room unattended. Well... (sighs) 599 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,509 Then what am I supposed to tell Rafael? 600 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,711 I don't know what to tell you except it blows. 601 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,246 I couldn't get the book fair to bite. 602 00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,515 But you said if I had 20,000 followers... 603 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:22,052 I know, but my team did analytics on your followers, 604 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,287 and they're all from Latin America, 605 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,189 which won't convert to book sales 606 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,157 till it's translated to Spanish, which it won't be 607 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,259 if the first print run tanks. 608 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,027 Ugh. 609 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,796 I, I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated. 610 00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,032 Yeah. Me, too. 611 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,200 (sighs) 612 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,002 So here's my frustration. 613 00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,970 If you look up to me so much, why would you assume 614 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:41,572 I need a stunt double? 615 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,240 And why would you take that dig at me 616 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,242 about not needing to take my shirt off anymore? 617 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,277 No, those-those weren't digs. 618 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,878 I swear. All I meant was that 619 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,813 the show would fall apart if you got hurt. 620 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:52,583 Without you, the show is nothing. 621 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,218 Just... my abs. 622 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,819 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'd binge it. 623 00:25:55,821 --> 00:26:00,157 So this isn't an All About Eve situation? 624 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,893 Um, I-I don't know who Eve is. 625 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,229 But I'm all about you, man. (chuckles) 626 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,632 I-I worship you. 627 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:09,800 Ever since I was a little kid, I... 628 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,869 That's enough about that. 629 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,772 And no more using my daughter 630 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,241 and toying with her feelings. 631 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,676 Jane? Yes. 632 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,144 She's brilliant and beautiful, 633 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,612 with the soul of Gandhi 634 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,913 and the talent of Shakespeare. 635 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,616 But you do not mess with her emotions. 636 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,751 You don't have to worry-- she said she didn't like me. 637 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,820 (short chuckle) 638 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:32,356 Okay. General rule: 639 00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:36,226 when you look like we do, you can never rule that out. 640 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,728 Ah! I get it. (laughs) 641 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,096 I understand. 642 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,899 Thank you. 643 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,768 Hey, uh, you want to get our nails done after work? 644 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,170 We're gonna be climbing that hair 645 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,072 all week. That means a lot of hand acting. 646 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,976 Actually, I can't. 647 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,245 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. Rogelio's never 648 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:57,982 turned down a good, clear polish before. 649 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,684 JANE: "A polished and lively debut"? 650 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,686 Something like that? I just need a quick blurb 651 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,288 about my book, anything would help. 652 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,156 From me? I'm flattered. 653 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:09,259 Well... sort of more from your well-known writer friends. 654 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:12,329 You're kind of blurb-adjacent. 655 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,365 Oh, I see how it is. You only come when you need a favor. 656 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,700 That is not true. I am here every week. 657 00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,736 Yeah. 658 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,372 But, yes, I do happen to need one today. 659 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:25,342 The publisher only ordered 10,000 copies. 660 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:26,710 Ooh. 661 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,679 I know. Actually, 662 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:30,347 you're probably the one person who will understand this, 663 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:32,416 but I am trying to fight for my art. 664 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:35,019 What do you mean? Well, I could get them 665 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,121 to print more copies and give a bigger marketing budget 666 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:40,858 if I agree to talk about my whole crazy backstory. 667 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,393 But of course I said no, because 668 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,428 I want my book to stand on its own. 669 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,263 Oh, don't be an idiot. 670 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,033 What? I was once like you, 671 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,868 so full of integrity. 672 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:54,805 Oh... You know what being precious about your art gets you? 673 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,276 And there's a storage locker in Boca with the other 674 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,712 7,000 unsold copies. 675 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:04,314 Trust me. Sell it with everything you've got. 676 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:07,785 'Cause you don't get a second debut novel. 677 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,737 Hey, Jeremy, it's Jane. Oh, hi, Jane. 678 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:27,971 I've decided that the marketing people 679 00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,473 can sell the book however they want. 680 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:30,841 What? You serious? 681 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,076 Just get me into the book fair, okay? 682 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:33,310 On it, yes. 683 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,785 LUISA: What's wrong? 684 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,987 I just... I thought Eileen was joining us for dinner. 685 00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:45,723 It's my fault. I forgot that her guru 686 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:48,092 is in town for a one-night-only breathing circle. 687 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:50,461 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, good. So she's still out of the room. 688 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:51,962 Oh, two virgin daiquiris. 689 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,000 You're on your phone. 690 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:58,502 Already. What are you doing? 691 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,070 Well, clearly, you only like 692 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,939 hanging out with me when I'm with Eileen. 693 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,741 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Quick, get her to sit back down! 694 00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,008 That's not true. 695 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,510 It's not. 696 00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,412 Hey, the last couple years, 697 00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,913 things have been really good with us. 698 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,482 Good enough for me to see your kids? 699 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:15,352 It's worth having a longer conversation about. 700 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:16,854 (sighs) 701 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,856 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Good job, Raf. 702 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,060 (sighs) 703 00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,939 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God, I can't take this. 704 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,207 I don't even know if I'm rooting for him 705 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,909 to catch her or not. 706 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,020 What the hell?! 707 00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:52,222 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 708 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,490 Ever heard of knocking? There was a complaint 709 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,892 about the AC on the floor. Go! Go! 710 00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,527 This is so humiliating. 711 00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:58,529 (door closes) 712 00:29:58,531 --> 00:30:01,498 JANE: "Straight out of a telenovela. 713 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,833 "That's what comes to mind when you hear 714 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,234 "Jane Villanueva's story. 715 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:06,870 "And all that and more is poured into this vibrant 716 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,872 and lively debut." So you're really 717 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:11,575 doing it? It's "on the book fair Web site" official. 718 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,545 The more you talk 719 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:17,481 about Michael, the easier it will get. 720 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,050 Hmm. 721 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,561 I know. 722 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,963 It already is. 723 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,872 I'm scared. 724 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:43,507 (sniffles) 725 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,509 I don't... 726 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,077 I just... 727 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:50,380 I don't want Michael to be an anecdote, you know? 728 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,916 Something that once happened. 729 00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:14,571 (exhales) 730 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,543 (sighs) 731 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,902 (sighs) 732 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:50,607 And this book is part of that process because I... 733 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,677 wrote the happily ever after I never got. 734 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:57,381 Your real life story sounds so crazy. 735 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,950 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: OMG, I can't believe it. 736 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:01,585 First Britney, then Bruno, 737 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,220 now Maria Semple? 738 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,688 The accidental pregnancy, 739 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,957 the kidnapping. 740 00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,558 You talked about your late husband. 741 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,395 How much of the rest made it into the book? 742 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,430 Let's just say there's a lot in there. 743 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,165 Thinly veiled. Any hesitation 744 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,500 talking about this stuff? 745 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,235 Oh, yeah. Tons. 746 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:20,971 Because with writing comes exposure, 747 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,406 and with exposure comes vulnerability. 748 00:32:22,408 --> 00:32:23,941 And there are all these stages 749 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,276 of exposing yourself. 750 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,678 First with writing the book. 751 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,580 Then marketing it. 752 00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:31,481 Uh, and the last is people reading the book. 753 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:33,016 That's important, 754 00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:34,418 because otherwise I'd just be writing in my diary. 755 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,153 So please go buy the book. Please, please. 756 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,287 (laughter) 757 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,089 (chuckles) 758 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,194 (romantic Spanish song playing) 759 00:32:56,742 --> 00:33:00,010 Mommy, I want to read your book. 760 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,979 When you're older, Mr. Sweetface. 761 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:04,014 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Much, much older. 762 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,016 I've read it. It's racy. 763 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,017 Sorry to interrupt, 764 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,385 but I just had to say hello. 765 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,420 Oh, hello. My friend works at a publishing house 766 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:12,422 and got me an advance copy of your book. 767 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,724 I loved it so much. 768 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,659 Wow, really? 769 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,593 You're the first person who's read it who I don't know. 770 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,730 I didn't get out of my pajamas until I finished. 771 00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:22,199 You are making my life right now. 772 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:23,700 Can I take a picture with you? 773 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,268 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is Jane fangirling out 774 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:27,070 on her first fan? Only if you agree 775 00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:28,071 to sign this for me. 776 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:29,272 You want my autograph? 777 00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:30,824 Mm-hmm. 778 00:33:30,825 --> 00:33:32,375 (exhales excitedly) Aw. 779 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:35,212 I am passing the baton. 780 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:44,121 JANE: I mean... 781 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:47,424 it was only three autographs, but it was kind of awesome. 782 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,292 And I can't believe I'm even saying that. 783 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:51,061 Good, you deserved it. 784 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:54,031 Celebrate in your room tonight... 785 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,265 with this. 786 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,767 Don't be gross. 787 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:58,252 I'm over Fabian. 788 00:33:58,253 --> 00:33:59,736 He texted and said he'd come to the book fair, 789 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:00,804 and then he bailed on me. 790 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,440 Fame is my new lover. 791 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,575 (doorbell rings) 792 00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:10,247 (exhales) 793 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,283 Oh, can we talk? 794 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:21,792 Fabian, what are you doing here? 795 00:34:21,794 --> 00:34:24,528 I... (grunts) Oh. 796 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:28,565 I... I couldn't stop thinking about you 797 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:29,766 after the book fair. 798 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,601 You were there? 799 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:34,604 Why didn't you say hello? 800 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,773 I was too nervous. 801 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:38,075 What? Your words 802 00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,109 were so incredible. 803 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,142 What you said about being exposed, 804 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,678 it-it really spoke to me. 805 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,648 And I think you'll see why when you read my book. 806 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,683 Oh. 807 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,351 I can't wait to open it. 808 00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,187 That's my book. Yeah, you just said. 809 00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,588 (clears throat) 810 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,090 Also, I spoke to your dad, 811 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,458 and I told him that I was coming here 812 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:55,826 and that I wanted to ask you out. 813 00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:58,528 (grunts) He said it's okay. 814 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,530 He did? 815 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,865 Is that what's happening? 816 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:03,567 It is. 817 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,569 (gasps) 818 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,405 Will you go on a date with me, Jane Villanueva? 819 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:12,409 I would love to. 820 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,245 (romantic Spanish song playing) 821 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,347 (record scratches) 822 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,317 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, this is really happening. 823 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,719 I guess the sprinklers are just on timers. 824 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,455 So, what time does Anezka get in? Noon. 825 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,624 Okay, girls. Have a great day at school. 826 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,326 I'll come get you after martial arts. 827 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:30,594 ELLIE: Bye, Mommy. 828 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,162 Okay, come on. 829 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,463 Come on. 830 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,731 (chuckles) 831 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,566 Call me if you need anything. 832 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:43,607 Okay, so, when are we gonna have a talk 833 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:47,277 about the fact that your ex still has the hots for you? 834 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,479 (chuckles) What? 835 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,481 No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. 836 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,849 And if you can't see it, 837 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:56,820 you're blinder than a bat in a chimney fire. 838 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,589 Stop. You're being ridiculous. 839 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,429 Um... 840 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:10,934 (sighs) 841 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,885 ROGELIO: I heard the great news. 842 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,621 They upped your book order. 843 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,889 Well, it's only 5,000 more copies. 844 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:08,858 But it's something. 845 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,696 Oh, and you're here to see Fabian. 846 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,798 Wait, he said he spoke to you. 847 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,700 Of course. Of course, yes. Go to him. 848 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,001 You okay, Dad? 849 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:19,736 O-Oh, yes. 850 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,355 I just have to accept 851 00:37:21,356 --> 00:37:22,973 that I'm no longer the only telenovela star in your life. 852 00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:23,974 Hey. 853 00:37:23,976 --> 00:37:26,576 You're still the main one, okay? 854 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:34,251 (chuckles) 855 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:36,853 You're a great actor, Rogelio. 856 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:39,589 I know. Thank you. But you can't fool me. 857 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,524 What's really going on? 858 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,527 It's just hard thinking about Jane dating someone new. 859 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:47,464 And I know it's not fair. I know she has to move on. 860 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,032 No, it's okay. 861 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,534 I just don't want to start getting mani-pedis 862 00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:52,836 with Fabian. 863 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:02,512 Michael was my best friend. 864 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,581 I really loved him. 865 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,917 And I still think about him every single day. 866 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,520 I know. 867 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,290 A-And I never want to burden Jane. 868 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:16,326 I know that, too. 869 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,395 Thank you for telling me. 870 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:20,797 Mm-hmm. And trust me... 871 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,833 Fabian is not taking Michael's place. 872 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:35,378 Actually, Abuela, 873 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,479 technically they aren't selfies. 874 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,381 They're stills from his snaps. 875 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:39,482 Mmm. 876 00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,989 (laughs) 877 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,725 What's with all the giggling? 878 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:49,893 We're reading Fabian's book. 879 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,062 "Chillin' in Capri pants in Capri. 880 00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,431 #CapriToBeYouAndMe." 881 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,632 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hey, he wrote that himself. 882 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,367 Let's give him some credit. Oh, my God. 883 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,635 Let me see it. Oh, my God. 884 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,538 (gasps) Oh, wow. 885 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:02,972 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 886 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:04,908 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR; Aw, what a difference 887 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,376 20 years makes. 888 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,445 (sighs) You may have to be married 889 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,980 to have sex, Abuela, but I do not. And trust. 890 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:13,450 I am gonna hit this. (gasps) 891 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:14,968 (Jane and Xiomara laugh) 892 00:39:14,969 --> 00:39:16,485 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also about to get screwed? 893 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,887 Anezka should have landed by now. 894 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,656 Okay, calm down. She's not that late. 895 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,658 I can't calm down. You have no idea 896 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,692 what she's capable of doing. 897 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,432 Why isn't she answering? 898 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:31,101 She's probably just getting her luggage. 899 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,937 No. Something is off. 900 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,905 You're wrong. I am not. 901 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:38,641 And I am sick of being cooped up 902 00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,076 in this sweaty room. 903 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:43,546 So I am going to put my face back on, 904 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,081 and then we are going to leave. 905 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,950 No. 906 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,652 What? 907 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,554 I don't want to leave. 908 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,624 I'm finally having a breakthrough 909 00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:57,160 with Rafael, and I might meet his kids. 910 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:58,695 Well... 911 00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:01,131 we can't stay. 912 00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:03,466 Please. 913 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:06,703 I'm leaving, Luisa. 914 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:10,607 Are you coming with me? 915 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,709 PETRA: Hello? 916 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:15,011 ANEZKA: Sister. Anezka, where are you? You were supposed to get in a cab 917 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,329 and come straight to the Marbella. 918 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,646 Well, I couldn't do that because when I got off the plane, 919 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:18,948 the police were arresting me. 920 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,517 Wait, what? 921 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:21,851 You said they were just going to ask questions 922 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,486 and then I would get electric bike. 923 00:40:23,488 --> 00:40:25,021 Yeah, well... that's what they said. 924 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,790 I'm in jail, Petra. 925 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,658 No. No, no, no. That... That wasn't the deal. 926 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,493 No, they promised it was just questions. 927 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:31,961 Well, you better fix this, 928 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,164 or I will tell them all what I know. 929 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:37,167 And then you, sister, will be in orange jumpsuit with me. 30301