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So the corrugated metal
not only reflects the beauty...
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...of the common,
off-the-shelf material...
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...but also emphasizes
the invisible line...
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...between the old
and new construction.
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- Wait. There will be a line?
- It's invisible.
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- Just let him finish.
- Oh, sorry.
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Then the windows, here,
are large enough from the deck...
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...you'll see the ocean
from your master bedroom.
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- No way. Really? Oh, God, that's great.
- Look, honey, it's us.
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Going this high will, of course, require
some special permits from the city.
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- Why?
- Well, because the neighbors...
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...could possibly get upset.
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Well, I think we can live with that.
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We want it.
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We want it.
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- Hey, you want some coffee?
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.
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These shoes cost $95?
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I just... I don't understand why
she has to have these kind of shoes.
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Don't know what it is.
Her feet are growing.
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Exactly. That's why we should be
buying her regular $20 crap...
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...because she's gonna
outgrow them in two weeks.
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It's just the opposite.
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When their feet are growing
you want the best support possible.
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How do you know this,
this shoe theory?
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It's just known.
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Come on, sweetie,
let's go get your pajamas on.
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Go to sleep. Good night.
I know it's early but good night.
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Does this shirt look weird
with these pants?
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The sitter's coming.
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- Like it's too thick?
- Who cares?
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It feels bulky.
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- Why don't you answer me?
- It's fine.
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Because I could put on the new
striped one. That tucks in better.
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- What?
- You're pathetic.
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- I'm putting on the new striped one.
- Good choice.
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This kid played at my house all day,
and his parents don't know who I am.
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- How do you know?
- I see them at school and they smile.
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They don't say anything
like "thank you."
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- That's insane.
- It is.
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I fed him two meals...
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...kissed his boo-boos,
cleaned his pee.
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You think his mother
should acknowledge me.
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- That's just rude.
- Yes.
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I'd wanna know everything
my kid was doing.
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Maybe the nanny didn't tell
she took him to your house.
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- Parents know where kids go.
- Where's yours?
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Sitting in front of Dragon Ball Z
where I left him.
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I think it's too violent.
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- You think SpongeBob is too violent.
- I never said it was.
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- I said it was ugly.
- I'm ugly.
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- You know, I don't get SpongeBob.
- Oh, come on.
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- Christine.
- No, I don't.
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What is...? How do you not get it?
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Why would I say I don't if I do?
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Okay.
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Hey, you guys, listen. Franny and I
bought a table at an ALS fundraiser.
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- Yeah.
- Will you guys come?
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- No.
- No?
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- It's at that the Casa del Mar.
- What is ALS?
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It's Lou Gehrig's disease.
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It's really horrible.
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- I mean, it's awful.
- Okay. We'll come.
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My stockbroker's wife is doing it.
It will be kind of... It will be fun.
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That reminds me, did you guys
find a place to donate money?
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Because I thought
of a couple of ideas.
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Yeah, we decided we're
gonna give it to Tammy's school.
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- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah.
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- How much?
- Don't ask that.
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- I can, can't I?
- No.
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Two million.
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- That Shabbat shalom school?
- Jane.
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The one that makes you sell
challah bread.
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- Oh, I love that bread.
- Shit.
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- Give the money to Olivia.
- Jane.
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You're a maid. You need money.
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No, I don't. I'm fine.
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- Who's...? You're working as a maid?
- You're a teacher.
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Since when? Is that, like, hip now?
Cleaning houses?
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What would be hip
about working as a maid?
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I don't know, like the Zen,
so un-hip it's cool.
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- Can we talk about something else?
- Nothing wrong with a maid.
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Who cares what people think?
Our maids make really good money.
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- Ours goes through our stuff.
- She does not.
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I don't know. Stuff moves around.
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Do you go through people's stuff?
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- Like what?
- Like their drawers and shit.
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No.
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Good, because that would be
really fucked up.
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Excuse me. I'll be right back.
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- He still smokes?
- He didn't quit.
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- How can you stand it?
- Well, he doesn't make me smoke.
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- Does it scare you?
- Or disgust you?
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You know, there's a Tse sample sale
on next week if anyone wants to go.
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- Tse what?
- Tse cashmere.
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Can't afford that.
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- Oh, fast.
- They wouldn't let me smoke out there.
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They're so uptight.
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Anyway, I'd like to make
a toast very much.
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To Jane.
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You're wonderful
and generous and talented...
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...and have always been there for me.
- Happy birthday.
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I don't know what I'd do
without you guys.
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I think about what my days would
be like without you as friends...
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...and I would just wanna die.
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- We love you.
- Happy birthday, sweetie.
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What did you get her?
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This.
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- Good taste, Aaron.
- You like it?
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He's so gay.
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Every time we see them
you say that.
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It's like a person's sitting there...
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...with a tree growing out of his head,
and nobody says anything.
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I don't know.
It seems like he loves her.
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So tell me what you don't get
about SpongeBob.
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- No.
- Come on.
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- I'm giving you the opportunity.
- I'll pass.
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Well, where else are they
gonna put their money?
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I don't know. Hungry people. Us.
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We've got money...
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...and you know what?
We don't give it to hungry people.
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Not that kind of money.
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And, yes, we do give money away.
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We gave away
a lot of money last year.
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That's true.
But, you know, they probably do too.
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- Jesus, poor Olivia.
- Why?
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She's the only one not married.
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- Yeah?
- Is a pothead. Is a maid.
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She doesn't look unhappy,
so maybe...
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Christine and David
have not had sex in almost a year.
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Did you know that she has never
actually seen his asshole?
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- What?
- It's a fact.
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- How is that actually possible?
- I don't know.
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I guess if you didn't really
wanna see it, it could be avoided.
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Oh, God, it is so sad.
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Should we give Olivia money?
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Oh, no. No, not again.
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Well, I feel bad.
She's cleaning houses.
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Well, it's her choice. I mean,
she could be doing something else.
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I know, but...
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Should we hire her?
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To clean our hou...? Are you crazy?
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Our house?
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God, no.
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I bet she'd get really stoned
and become a cleaning maniac.
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- I bet she's really good.
- Yeah.
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No, no, no. That's much worse
than giving her money.
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No. No way.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I'm kind of sick of modern.
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I swear to God, I feel like as soon
as we did it, everybody else did too.
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You have good taste.
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Or else I'm incredibly trendy.
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I think it should be very minimalist.
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- A minimalist family room?
- Yeah.
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You know, just the necessities.
Beige, gray...
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...maybe a shock of color somewhere,
like an orange lamp in the corner...
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...or something like that, you know?
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So all the cleaning supplies
are under the sink in the kitchen.
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- Guess I'm pretty messy.
- No. That's okay.
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I mean, that's what I'm here for.
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This is the kitchen.
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I don't have a dishwasher.
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So can you come on Mondays?
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Yeah. Mondays are good.
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And how much do you charge?
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Well, let's see.
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About $65.
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I was kind of hoping for 50.
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I don't usually charge that little.
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Right.
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- Okay.
- Really?
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Yeah.
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All right. Thank you.
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How much farther
up my ass can you get?
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- Fuck you!
- You're buying fruit!
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Sad, sad, sad.
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So this guy is showing me
his disgusting house...
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...which clearly
he's self-conscious about.
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Then he has the nerve
to ask me to take less money.
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- What did you say?
- I said okay.
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- Why? Olivia.
- Because...
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If this guy is so pathetic he has
to haggle, I should just do it.
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I mean,
that guy's worse off than I am.
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Or you are too scared
to stick to your price.
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God, I don't understand how you can
clean somebody else's toilet.
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I can barely touch my own.
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- You don't touch your own.
- I know it.
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Now, let me ask you a question.
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- What's with your hair?
- What do you mean?
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Well, I mean...
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...is that goop or is that just dirty?
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No, I guess it's dirty.
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- It doesn't look good.
- Lf I wash it too much, it dries it out.
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I don't wanna talk anymore.
Gonna get a sample.
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- Jane?
- Hey.
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- Olivia, this is Maya.
- Hi, Maya. How you doing?
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Your clothes are everywhere.
Seen them at Barneys.
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Yeah, we're doing well.
Hey, congratulations.
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- Obviously, you had your baby.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Jane, Olivia, this is Tal.
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- Tal?
- Hi.
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We had the hardest time
agreeing on a name.
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What if he turns out short, Maya?
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You know, we actually thought about
that. My husband is kind of short.
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He's young. You could always
change it. He might not notice.
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- Okay.
- Well, no, we like the name.
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- It's not tall. It's Tal.
- Oh, it's Tal.
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You know what? We have to go.
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It was so nice to meet you.
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Yeah, congratulations. Really.
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- Oh, my God.
- That was awful.
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- I can't take you anywhere. Awful.
- It was a joke.
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- What are you so angry about lately?
- I'm not angry.
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Oh, my God. Aren't those the saddest
looking plants you have ever seen?
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You are.
I wanna know what you're mad about.
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Jesus, that's the fucker
that flipped me off. Asshole.
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Okay, you're not angry.
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You fucked at Chaya Venice?
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We go there all the time.
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- They have great sushi.
- Was it on the sink?
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No, it was in the stall
up against the wall.
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- Does she like this?
- She starts it.
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What is that? Public places.
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I don't know.
She's into getting caught.
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By whom? Daddy?
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Do some raises. Ten.
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- I'm fixing you up with Olivia.
- No, you're not.
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You need someone normal.
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Olivia will fuck you in a bed.
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- I have a girlfriend.
- She's married, you idiot.
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And she's weird.
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You'd be lucky to have Olivia.
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She's great.
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All right.
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Hold.
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What does she do?
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She used to be a teacher.
I mean, she did until about a year ago.
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And she taught at this really fancy
school in Santa Monica.
241
00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:19,258
She taught 11 th grade.
242
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:23,301
You would not believe
the cars that these kids drove.
243
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:26,234
And she drives up
in her ancient Honda...
244
00:15:26,407 --> 00:15:29,274
...and they would give her
quarters for food.
245
00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:32,935
They thought it was hilarious.
She couldn't take it anymore.
246
00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:37,215
It's too bad too
because she was so good with kids.
247
00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:41,616
She just loves them,
and she's so patient and giving.
248
00:15:42,656 --> 00:15:44,988
- How are her tits?
- Up.
249
00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:47,059
Really good.
250
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:51,426
I'm marrying Richard.
I don't care what you say.
251
00:15:51,598 --> 00:15:52,929
He's so wrong for you.
252
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,000
You don't even like the same things.
253
00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:58,138
Doesn't matter.
We have amazing sex.
254
00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:02,672
You know what?
I don't give a shit what you do.
255
00:16:05,579 --> 00:16:07,706
I don't think you'd say that.
256
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:12,648
- Don't type that.
- I don't give a shit.
257
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:15,812
But you do. You just wrecked the car,
I made you so mad.
258
00:16:15,989 --> 00:16:18,184
No, I wrecked the car
because of the lap dance.
259
00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:20,849
- These people are in love.
- Says who?
260
00:16:21,028 --> 00:16:24,054
- Us, at the pitch meeting.
- I don't care. I'm mad at her.
261
00:16:24,231 --> 00:16:26,461
I distanced myself.
262
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:30,459
- I can't work like this.
- Like what?
263
00:16:30,637 --> 00:16:32,537
- You're bullying me.
- I'm bullying you?
264
00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:34,867
- We're having a discussion.
- No, we're not.
265
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:38,807
You changed your mind and you're
being stubborn. We write together.
266
00:16:40,514 --> 00:16:42,607
Why is there so much noise?
267
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:46,249
Maybe because we're building
a second story.
268
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,217
What?
269
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:54,994
Not too many people
could wear that color.
270
00:16:55,763 --> 00:16:57,822
You could get away with it.
271
00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:00,023
I don't know.
272
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:02,731
Try this one on.
273
00:17:08,242 --> 00:17:10,039
You can't tell shit if you don't try it.
274
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,702
- There are no dressing rooms.
- That's cool. They don't care.
275
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:17,250
Yeah. Good idea.
276
00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:29,227
- Yeah.
- It looks good.
277
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,330
- Think I should get it?
- Yeah.
278
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:35,491
Thanks. I never would have seen it.
There's just so much stuff here.
279
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:39,070
- Pay me back with a coffee?
- A coffee?
280
00:17:39,239 --> 00:17:42,868
- Have a coffee with me.
- I've gotta get back to work.
281
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:44,533
How about dinner?
282
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,377
I'm...
283
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:51,408
I'm married.
284
00:17:53,821 --> 00:17:57,313
Oh, well. Lucky man.
285
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:01,054
No.
286
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,330
- Oh, hi. How are you today?
- Hi. Fine, thanks.
287
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:14,372
I'm looking for this product.
I think I saw it in a magazine.
288
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:20,844
I think they said it was for lines,
like R�solution D-Contraxol?
289
00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:24,711
- Oh, yes, our R�solution.
- Oh, yeah, maybe. I think.
290
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,944
They said you were
giving out samples.
291
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,987
- Yeah, we are. Would you like one?
- Yeah. Sure.
292
00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:32,182
Well, you use this at night.
293
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:35,021
And you'll see
that the results are amazing.
294
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:36,958
Really?
295
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,792
- That's great. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
296
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:44,427
Now, you know, your oily face
could really do with some Clarifiance.
297
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,540
- Hi. Can I help you with something?
- I think so.
298
00:18:57,718 --> 00:19:01,347
I'm looking for this lotion.
I saw it in a magazine.
299
00:19:01,521 --> 00:19:03,250
- I can't remember the name.
- R�solution?
300
00:19:03,423 --> 00:19:05,186
Maybe. I think so.
301
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,589
Anyway, they said
you were giving out samples.
302
00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:12,827
Is that it?
303
00:19:14,268 --> 00:19:15,599
Great. Thank you.
304
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:18,294
You know what? I was...
Could I get one for my girlfriend?
305
00:19:18,472 --> 00:19:19,939
- She had asked...
- Not a chance.
306
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:23,638
- Hi.
- Hi. You're early.
307
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,778
I had to get away
from my stupid husband.
308
00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:28,938
See? This is my girlfriend.
Give her a sample.
309
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,215
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
310
00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:39,485
- Is this actually for me?
- Give it to me.
311
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,859
I just think it's dangerous.
312
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:45,692
I mean, kids get paralyzed
falling off them.
313
00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:49,324
- You put a net around it.
- I think we should just get rid of it.
314
00:19:49,503 --> 00:19:50,970
I think the maid would take it.
315
00:19:51,138 --> 00:19:53,038
But then her kids
would get paralyzed.
316
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,868
Oh, yeah. Right.
317
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:01,877
I'm worried about Richard.
318
00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:03,676
He doesn't play with balls.
319
00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:06,413
What do you mean?
320
00:20:06,586 --> 00:20:10,716
Well, like at the park,
he has no interest in them.
321
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,652
Well, you know,
he probably does other things.
322
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:18,696
He's probably just playing with
the other boys that don't like balls.
323
00:20:18,865 --> 00:20:20,423
Exactly.
324
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,727
Little gay boys.
325
00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,771
Would it bother you if he was gay?
326
00:20:29,242 --> 00:20:31,608
No, you know,
I just don't want him to have any pain.
327
00:20:31,778 --> 00:20:33,541
Well, everyone has pain.
328
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:37,075
Well, then, extra gay pain.
329
00:20:37,651 --> 00:20:40,017
- That's not funny.
- Oh, come on.
330
00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:43,213
- No, it's not.
- Come on.
331
00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:54,900
Hi, this is Olivia. I'm not home.Leave me a message.
332
00:20:55,635 --> 00:20:57,500
Honey, hi. It's Christine.
333
00:20:57,671 --> 00:21:00,697
Listen, I just recommended youto this sort of friend of mine...
334
00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:02,808
... looking for someoneto clean her house.
335
00:21:02,976 --> 00:21:04,773
She's very rich and very picky...
336
00:21:04,945 --> 00:21:06,810
... but I think she'll paya lot of money.
337
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:11,542
So if Melanie Charney calls,that's her. Bye.
338
00:21:14,354 --> 00:21:16,049
And all the thoughts of the day...
339
00:21:16,723 --> 00:21:20,887
...are going up, up, up
and out the top of your head.
340
00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:26,056
And everything is white and calm...
341
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,060
...easy and sleepy.
342
00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:37,505
- I love you.
- I love you too.
343
00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,474
Here's Ralphy.
344
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:49,153
Don't turn off the light.
345
00:21:52,859 --> 00:21:54,884
- I really want another kid.
- No way.
346
00:21:55,062 --> 00:21:57,496
- Why not?
- I don't know, because I'm 100.
347
00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,929
You are not 100. And I'm sure
we could get pregnant if we tried.
348
00:22:01,101 --> 00:22:03,092
There's no way
we're gonna have another baby.
349
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:05,670
You can't just decide that.
350
00:22:17,184 --> 00:22:20,176
Hello? Hello?
351
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,953
Hello?
352
00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,621
Another hang-up?
353
00:22:58,191 --> 00:22:59,419
Why do you look different?
354
00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:03,654
Oh, I shaved my thing.
355
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,195
- My beard.
- Oh, my God.
356
00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:06,764
Yeah, like three weeks ago.
357
00:23:08,568 --> 00:23:10,900
Wow, you shaved your beard
three weeks ago?
358
00:23:12,005 --> 00:23:13,529
God, I'm so sorry.
359
00:23:13,707 --> 00:23:16,699
- For what?
- Well, for not noticing.
360
00:23:17,377 --> 00:23:19,038
It's okay. I don't care.
361
00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:21,441
- Well, it looks good.
- Thanks.
362
00:23:26,386 --> 00:23:32,222
So Franny, who I met through Jane,
my friend Jane, she designs clothing.
363
00:23:32,659 --> 00:23:34,422
She's real... They're all kind of weird.
364
00:23:36,329 --> 00:23:39,662
What do you...?
What do you keep looking at?
365
00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:42,324
I think that the girl
sitting behind you...
366
00:23:42,502 --> 00:23:44,402
...is someone I went
to junior high with.
367
00:23:44,571 --> 00:23:48,007
Don't, don't, don't...
Hey, hey, hey.
368
00:23:48,175 --> 00:23:49,870
Please don't stare. No.
369
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:55,212
- Why not?
- How do I look?
370
00:23:55,715 --> 00:23:59,048
Compared to what? We just met.
371
00:23:59,686 --> 00:24:01,347
Oh, yeah.
372
00:24:05,192 --> 00:24:08,457
So are you...? So you're from here?
373
00:24:08,628 --> 00:24:11,995
Yes, I grew up in the Valley.
374
00:24:12,599 --> 00:24:15,227
I'm sorry. It's so weird.
She hasn't changed a bit.
375
00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:16,630
- Really?
- Yeah.
376
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,169
Well, why don't you go say hi to her?
377
00:24:19,339 --> 00:24:22,638
Are you kidding me?
That girl ruined my life.
378
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,242
What, really? What did she do?
379
00:24:24,411 --> 00:24:28,507
Well, we made out once
in her father's basement.
380
00:24:28,682 --> 00:24:31,515
And I was in love with her,
you know?
381
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:36,122
And we... She was my girlfriend
for, like, two hours.
382
00:24:36,389 --> 00:24:38,448
And then she dumped me.
383
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,859
Yeah, exactly.
384
00:24:50,036 --> 00:24:51,697
I'm sorry.
385
00:24:51,871 --> 00:24:54,635
It's wild for me to see her here.
386
00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:01,937
So do you work out?
387
00:25:02,115 --> 00:25:04,140
No, not really.
388
00:25:09,422 --> 00:25:11,185
"We all went on safari...
389
00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,656
...near the Serengeti gate.
390
00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:17,661
- Looks like your dad's home.
- We startled wary... Wart hogs..."
391
00:25:17,831 --> 00:25:20,265
- You want to do some work?
- I'm reading with Max.
392
00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,832
We gotta work.
393
00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:25,267
Okay. We'll read more later,
okay, babe?
394
00:25:25,438 --> 00:25:27,099
- Maria?
- Sorry, Mama's gotta work.
395
00:25:27,274 --> 00:25:30,266
- When are we gonna get our tree?
- We got a whole month.
396
00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:32,911
But when are we gonna get it?
397
00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,842
Well, we'll get it before Christmas.
398
00:25:37,017 --> 00:25:38,450
I promise you, buddy, all right?
399
00:25:38,618 --> 00:25:41,052
- Okay?
- Whatever.
400
00:26:03,977 --> 00:26:06,002
Hey, hey. Wait, wait.
No, no, no, I'm paying.
401
00:26:06,179 --> 00:26:08,204
I'm so sorry.
We had so much to catch up.
402
00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:10,542
Don't let her pay. I'm paying.
I am a shithead!
403
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:14,585
- It is hard enough having a blind date.
- I know. You're absolutely right.
404
00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:20,850
Hey, so can we go out again?
Please?
405
00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:23,291
I went ape shit back there
because that's a girl...
406
00:26:23,463 --> 00:26:25,226
...who humiliated me in high school.
407
00:26:25,398 --> 00:26:28,526
Didn't anyone ever just, you know,
wreck your life...
408
00:26:28,702 --> 00:26:32,468
...and then you see them as an adult?
It's intense.
409
00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:35,604
Are you stupid?
410
00:26:36,976 --> 00:26:39,035
- Kind of.
- What do you do again?
411
00:26:39,212 --> 00:26:41,203
Oh, right, right,
you're Franny's trainer.
412
00:26:41,381 --> 00:26:44,475
What do you do? Franny said
that you used to be a teacher.
413
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,249
I'm a maid.
414
00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:50,222
Yeah, right.
415
00:26:50,657 --> 00:26:52,215
- I can't be a maid?
- No, you can't.
416
00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:54,326
- Not really.
- That's funny.
417
00:26:55,328 --> 00:26:58,126
- You're really a maid?
- Yeah.
418
00:26:59,299 --> 00:27:02,462
In fact, I have a job right now,
so I gotta go.
419
00:27:04,003 --> 00:27:05,937
Can I come watch?
420
00:27:07,273 --> 00:27:08,501
Your sister called.
421
00:27:08,675 --> 00:27:09,869
- What kind of fish should we get?
- Your father's had a stroke.
422
00:27:09,909 --> 00:27:11,467
- What kind of fish should we get?
- Your father's had a stroke.
423
00:27:11,644 --> 00:27:12,941
Very funny.
424
00:27:13,113 --> 00:27:16,105
I have a problem with this line.
I think Elliot would believe her.
425
00:27:16,282 --> 00:27:18,750
Why would he believe her?
He saw his father yesterday.
426
00:27:18,918 --> 00:27:20,442
Because it's...
427
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:23,418
Melanie just doesn't joke like that.
It's not in her character.
428
00:27:23,590 --> 00:27:24,955
I don't agree.
429
00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:28,583
God, how did we even get this far?
We're writing two different scripts.
430
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,855
Every time we disagree,
you fall apart.
431
00:27:35,135 --> 00:27:36,466
What?
432
00:27:39,139 --> 00:27:40,800
You're eating a lot of shit lately.
433
00:27:40,974 --> 00:27:42,305
What?
434
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,945
- I said, you're eating a lot of shit lately.
- So what?
435
00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:49,172
So I can see it on your ass.
436
00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:53,250
I'm just telling you because,
you know...
437
00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,980
...I thought you'd want to me to tell
if I noticed that.
438
00:27:56,689 --> 00:28:00,887
What made you think I'd want you
to tell me if my ass was getting fat?
439
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:05,394
Because I guess I'd want you
to tell me if I was gaining weight.
440
00:28:05,565 --> 00:28:09,023
- Really, you'd want me to tell you?
- Yes, I would.
441
00:28:09,202 --> 00:28:12,535
Would you want me to tell you,
for instance, you have bad breath?
442
00:28:12,705 --> 00:28:14,138
Would you wanna know that?
443
00:28:15,675 --> 00:28:17,734
- I guess.
- Well, now you know.
444
00:28:17,911 --> 00:28:21,108
I'm trying to get you to drink
more water not because it's healthier.
445
00:28:21,281 --> 00:28:24,512
It's because your breath smells
like a dead man.
446
00:28:25,585 --> 00:28:28,383
Why didn't you just tell me?
I would have got my teeth cleaned.
447
00:28:28,555 --> 00:28:31,319
Because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
448
00:28:31,491 --> 00:28:33,118
It wouldn't.
449
00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:37,752
- Really?
- It's not like it's my fault, per se.
450
00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:40,533
Man, I wish I had that mechanism.
451
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:44,295
So not only do I have
bad breath always...
452
00:28:44,471 --> 00:28:47,963
...but I'm a dick
because I don't take it personally?
453
00:28:50,343 --> 00:28:52,470
I can't work anymore.
454
00:28:53,313 --> 00:28:54,746
I'm out.
455
00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:18,969
A fat-free turkey.
456
00:29:19,138 --> 00:29:21,766
She got fat-free pepperoni,
fat-free milk.
457
00:29:21,941 --> 00:29:23,806
Diet this, diet that.
458
00:29:23,977 --> 00:29:25,638
I Can't Believe It's Not Fat.
459
00:29:26,646 --> 00:29:28,773
Jesus. Of course, vodka.
460
00:29:28,948 --> 00:29:32,440
Big bottle of tequila, more...
More vodka.
461
00:29:32,619 --> 00:29:36,055
Some Ben and Jerry's in the back.
462
00:29:38,725 --> 00:29:40,488
- Makes sense now.
- Put that back.
463
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,719
She has to either get drunk
or really stoned...
464
00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:45,296
...to believe that she's actually
eating something.
465
00:29:45,465 --> 00:29:47,126
Do you smoke it?
466
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,734
What, their pot?
467
00:29:49,903 --> 00:29:52,599
No. I smoke my own.
468
00:29:52,772 --> 00:29:55,172
- It wrecks your brain.
- Okay.
469
00:29:55,642 --> 00:29:58,440
Here, why don't you
clean the inside of that.
470
00:29:58,611 --> 00:30:00,511
That's disgusting.
471
00:30:03,850 --> 00:30:05,477
How come you don't
have a boyfriend?
472
00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:08,678
I don't know. Ask my last boyfriend.
473
00:30:09,289 --> 00:30:12,087
Okay, I'm not doing a good job.
Disgusting, I'm gonna throw up.
474
00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:14,954
- Who cleans your fridge?
- Manuella.
475
00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:19,064
- You gave me the worst job.
- I so did not give you the worst job.
476
00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:28,531
- What are we doing?
- Well, we're dancing.
477
00:30:30,243 --> 00:30:32,404
- It's fun to dance.
- Yeah.
478
00:30:35,848 --> 00:30:38,214
Can I kiss you?
479
00:30:38,618 --> 00:30:41,109
You seriously want to kiss me now?
480
00:30:45,091 --> 00:30:48,083
- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
481
00:30:48,261 --> 00:30:51,094
Do you want to put that down? Okay.
482
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:59,171
Where's the waiter?
483
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:01,637
You think he fell off the face
of the fucking earth.
484
00:31:01,808 --> 00:31:03,036
He was nice.
485
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:04,972
To you maybe, he thinks you're cute.
486
00:31:05,144 --> 00:31:07,203
He didn't even notice
I was sitting here.
487
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,008
- What are you talking about?
- You are so blind.
488
00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:14,119
- The waiter's, like, in love with you.
- I'm a guy and I'm with you.
489
00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:15,720
I just want the check.
490
00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:18,379
It's like they were up your ass
to get your order...
491
00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:21,225
...then when you need the check,
they go out back...
492
00:31:21,394 --> 00:31:23,055
...and smoke a cigarette
or something.
493
00:31:23,663 --> 00:31:25,324
Oh, here he is.
494
00:31:25,498 --> 00:31:27,523
I hope everything was all right.
495
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,531
Can I get you anything else?
496
00:31:29,702 --> 00:31:31,363
- Just the check.
- No.
497
00:31:38,177 --> 00:31:39,940
Honey, look, it's one of yours.
498
00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:44,043
- Yeah.
- Don't you love that?
499
00:31:44,217 --> 00:31:47,744
- She doesn't look very good in it.
- Yeah, but it's yours. You designed it.
500
00:31:57,430 --> 00:32:00,331
- How much?
- One hundred dollars.
501
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,593
That's not bad.
502
00:32:02,769 --> 00:32:04,293
Whoa, hello?
503
00:32:06,472 --> 00:32:08,406
I mean, I helped.
504
00:32:09,442 --> 00:32:14,106
Yeah, I mean, don't you think
I should get some of the money?
505
00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:21,478
I mean, not that it's a thing, but...
506
00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:30,086
I mean...
507
00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:33,796
Cool.
508
00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:37,559
You know, you could
make a lot more training.
509
00:32:38,204 --> 00:32:41,264
- You make, like, $50 an hour?
- Sixty-five.
510
00:32:44,077 --> 00:32:45,601
I'm so out of shape.
511
00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:48,110
So why is he a jerk
for not being upset?
512
00:32:48,281 --> 00:32:51,648
I mean, it sounds to me
just like he's more confident than you.
513
00:32:51,818 --> 00:32:54,719
He's a jerk because he's not upset.
Of course he's upset.
514
00:32:54,887 --> 00:32:57,048
Wouldn't you be
if I told you you had bad breath?
515
00:32:57,223 --> 00:32:59,555
- You do tell me.
- And how does it make you feel?
516
00:32:59,726 --> 00:33:02,991
Not great, but it doesn't, like,
rock me to the core, you know?
517
00:33:03,162 --> 00:33:04,686
I just go brush my teeth.
518
00:33:04,864 --> 00:33:09,164
Well, he told me I was getting fat.
That's much worse.
519
00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,825
Are you?
520
00:33:11,003 --> 00:33:12,971
Aaron, why are you
being such a jerk?
521
00:33:13,139 --> 00:33:16,199
Because you are just sitting there
deciding that David's the schmuck.
522
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,672
Well, he is.
523
00:33:17,844 --> 00:33:22,144
Maybe and maybe not. I'm sorry,
Christine, but maybe it's partly you.
524
00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:25,284
- She knows it's partly her.
- I do?
525
00:33:26,686 --> 00:33:28,984
You know,
I just have to be more like Franny.
526
00:33:29,155 --> 00:33:32,147
She just shrugs everything off.
Right?
527
00:33:32,325 --> 00:33:34,759
No, she shrugs because
she doesn't like confrontation.
528
00:33:34,927 --> 00:33:37,623
Yeah, maybe she just
chooses her battles.
529
00:33:37,797 --> 00:33:39,697
Are we going to this
fundraising thing?
530
00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:42,232
- No.
- Yeah. No. Yeah.
531
00:33:42,401 --> 00:33:43,834
What is it again anyway?
532
00:33:44,003 --> 00:33:46,528
- Homeless.
- ALS.
533
00:33:46,706 --> 00:33:48,139
- Oh, that is so sad.
- Oh, right.
534
00:33:48,307 --> 00:33:51,208
And I get to wear the Yohji jacket
I never get to wear.
535
00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:52,935
You have a Yohji Yamamoto jacket?
536
00:33:53,112 --> 00:33:56,240
- Yes, and he is so sexy in it.
- Is he?
537
00:33:56,415 --> 00:33:59,873
Maybe if you and David had more sex,
you'd get along better.
538
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:07,485
He's my husband. It doesn't count.
Right?
539
00:34:08,694 --> 00:34:10,389
Fuck.
540
00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:13,254
Well, how often
do you guys have sex?
541
00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:16,067
- Often.
- No, we don't have sex often.
542
00:34:18,738 --> 00:34:19,966
Well, I thought...
543
00:34:20,139 --> 00:34:22,403
- You know who has a lot of sex?
- Matt and Franny.
544
00:34:22,575 --> 00:34:25,203
Well, I would have a lot of sex
if I had that much money.
545
00:34:25,378 --> 00:34:27,505
I mean,
nothing to worry about. No stress.
546
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,875
- You're crazy.
- I'm not. Listen, they are relaxed.
547
00:34:30,049 --> 00:34:31,846
- They never fight.
- I've seen them fight.
548
00:34:32,018 --> 00:34:34,043
No, not often.
549
00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:37,846
You think he can't get lung cancer
because he's rich?
550
00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:40,925
- Probably.
- You're so bitter.
551
00:34:41,093 --> 00:34:42,560
I cannot believe he smokes.
552
00:34:42,728 --> 00:34:45,526
- And she lets him.
- How does she let him?
553
00:34:45,698 --> 00:34:47,029
By accepting it.
554
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,634
Well, good for her.
Maybe that's why they don't fight.
555
00:34:49,802 --> 00:34:51,895
That and the money.
556
00:34:57,276 --> 00:34:59,938
Your hair smells so good.
557
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,572
Really?
558
00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:04,943
I wasn't sure that...
559
00:35:05,518 --> 00:35:08,453
...lavender-tea-grass thing
was too strong.
560
00:35:08,621 --> 00:35:09,883
Oh, yes, I liked it.
561
00:35:10,056 --> 00:35:11,887
- It was good.
- Really?
562
00:35:12,525 --> 00:35:13,856
Yeah.
563
00:35:14,026 --> 00:35:18,019
Oh, gosh.
I wonder how the blind date went.
564
00:35:18,197 --> 00:35:19,824
Oh, yeah.
565
00:35:19,999 --> 00:35:24,026
You know what, I don't... I don't really
see them hitting it off, you know?
566
00:35:24,937 --> 00:35:26,871
I know.
567
00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:29,473
I just wanted her to have a date.
568
00:35:29,642 --> 00:35:31,439
Yeah.
569
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,108
What exactly is the problem?
570
00:35:35,281 --> 00:35:38,182
I don't know.She just hasn't met the right guy.
571
00:35:38,351 --> 00:35:41,286
And until you meet the right one,the others are all wrong.
572
00:35:41,454 --> 00:35:43,251
Boy, has she met some wrong ones.
573
00:35:43,422 --> 00:35:44,821
Especially in her 20s.
574
00:35:44,991 --> 00:35:47,585
My God, that was painful to watch.
575
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,627
I think she's still hung upon that married guy, Raymond.
576
00:35:50,796 --> 00:35:52,093
Who, Mr. Masculine?
577
00:35:52,265 --> 00:35:54,756
She used to squeeze
his whiteheads.
578
00:35:54,934 --> 00:35:57,596
- That's gross.
- I know.
579
00:36:06,379 --> 00:36:09,109
Well, this is sad.
580
00:36:09,282 --> 00:36:12,376
Yeah. He's single.
581
00:36:12,551 --> 00:36:14,985
But there is kid stuff around.
582
00:36:15,154 --> 00:36:18,920
He's really got
a fantastic decorating sense.
583
00:36:19,225 --> 00:36:21,318
What a piggy.
584
00:36:23,829 --> 00:36:26,889
So, what does this guy
do for a living?
585
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,934
I think he's unemployed.
586
00:36:30,102 --> 00:36:32,866
Yeah, his house feels unemployed.
587
00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:35,064
And he has a maid. That's weird.
588
00:36:35,241 --> 00:36:38,404
Maybe he's depressed
because he doesn't work...
589
00:36:38,577 --> 00:36:40,238
...and feels too bad to clean up.
590
00:36:40,913 --> 00:36:42,346
Sounds like a real putz.
591
00:36:43,582 --> 00:36:45,641
It makes sense to me.
592
00:36:45,818 --> 00:36:47,786
Hey, let's fuck here.
593
00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:50,947
No.
594
00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:58,863
I've... Excuse me, I've...
595
00:36:59,031 --> 00:37:01,932
I've seen you in here a lot.
596
00:37:03,002 --> 00:37:05,402
Yeah, I just work up the street.
597
00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:07,835
Oh, what?
598
00:37:08,007 --> 00:37:10,737
- What do you do?
- I run my own company.
599
00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:12,775
Oh, tell me.
600
00:37:16,882 --> 00:37:21,319
Well, it's like
an organic-bath-products company.
601
00:37:21,487 --> 00:37:24,752
- Called Luscious.
- You're shitting me. I love that stuff.
602
00:37:24,924 --> 00:37:26,755
You talking...?
You're talking about...
603
00:37:26,926 --> 00:37:30,726
- It has the chunks of fruit in it?
- You use it?
604
00:37:30,930 --> 00:37:32,727
I love it.
605
00:37:32,898 --> 00:37:34,490
- Can I take your order?
- Yeah.
606
00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:38,159
I'd like some Brie
but on wheat bread, please.
607
00:37:38,337 --> 00:37:41,170
- And you?
- I'm gonna have the exact same thing.
608
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,864
- That sounds great.
- With salad.
609
00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:44,270
- Okay.
- You want salad?
610
00:37:44,443 --> 00:37:45,671
- Yeah.
- Okay.
611
00:37:45,845 --> 00:37:48,575
I'm Aaron, by the way.
612
00:37:48,748 --> 00:37:50,807
You're kidding? I'm Aaron.
613
00:37:50,983 --> 00:37:53,850
- You're not. I'm Aaron.
- No, I'm Aaron.
614
00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,454
- Nice to meet you, Aaron.
- And you, Aaron.
615
00:37:56,622 --> 00:38:00,149
- Yeah, what do you do?
- I'm a clothing designer.
616
00:38:00,326 --> 00:38:02,123
Really?
My wife's a clothing designer.
617
00:38:02,294 --> 00:38:05,422
- My goodness. What a coincidence.
- What do you design?
618
00:38:05,598 --> 00:38:09,591
Socks, actually. I own Shock Socks.
619
00:38:09,769 --> 00:38:12,033
Oh, my God.
620
00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:17,866
No. You're wearing my socks.
621
00:38:18,044 --> 00:38:21,536
Oh, my goodness.
That is fantastic.
622
00:38:21,714 --> 00:38:25,775
So it's like a six-week
anatomy course. Yeah.
623
00:38:25,951 --> 00:38:27,851
And how much
does something like that cost?
624
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,885
- I think it's like 1800.
- Oh, my God!
625
00:38:30,056 --> 00:38:32,786
Well, you can't get a certificate
without it. You know?
626
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:36,257
Well, can you make $65 an hour
right away?
627
00:38:36,429 --> 00:38:38,021
- I can't...
- It's sort of complicated.
628
00:38:38,197 --> 00:38:40,131
What are you doing?
It's a stitch.
629
00:38:40,299 --> 00:38:41,561
- A stitch?
- Yeah.
630
00:38:41,734 --> 00:38:43,895
Oh, God.
631
00:38:44,203 --> 00:38:46,603
Can I work at the place
that you use to train Franny?
632
00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:48,831
You should try
making it to the end first.
633
00:38:49,008 --> 00:38:51,067
You know what?
I could clean and I could train.
634
00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:53,302
Okay, well, let's keep going, then.
635
00:38:53,479 --> 00:38:56,812
- How about that?
- Fuck that. Everything hurts.
636
00:39:01,987 --> 00:39:03,386
What?
637
00:39:03,556 --> 00:39:05,114
Hey! Hey!
638
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:06,519
Excuse me.
639
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,785
Excuse me. Excuse me.
640
00:39:08,961 --> 00:39:12,192
- Are you totally blind?
- What are you talking about?
641
00:39:12,364 --> 00:39:14,889
Marcus, hi. I'm Wyatt's mom.
642
00:39:15,067 --> 00:39:17,194
- Oh, hi.
- What's going on here?
643
00:39:17,369 --> 00:39:20,998
Let's see. Well,
you stole my parking place, obviously.
644
00:39:21,173 --> 00:39:22,504
And you know what?
645
00:39:22,675 --> 00:39:24,905
Your son had a play date
at my house last week.
646
00:39:25,077 --> 00:39:26,738
- He did?
- He did, yeah.
647
00:39:26,912 --> 00:39:28,539
His nice nanny brought him over.
648
00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,705
- Who are you?
- Wyatt's mom.
649
00:39:30,883 --> 00:39:32,908
Oh, okay. Hi. Hi.
650
00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:36,680
Hi. He had two meals,
you know, big ones...
651
00:39:36,856 --> 00:39:41,384
...broke a mug and he told us that you
let him watch Desperate Housewives.
652
00:39:44,563 --> 00:39:46,155
Yeah, thought you might
wanna know.
653
00:39:46,332 --> 00:39:48,926
- Buckle up.
- And yeah, you're welcome!
654
00:39:49,401 --> 00:39:51,665
- Idiot.
- What about my gum?
655
00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:53,737
Not now.
656
00:39:53,906 --> 00:39:55,498
Take your time, sweetheart.
657
00:39:55,674 --> 00:39:58,541
So it's a six-week course...
658
00:39:58,711 --> 00:40:01,236
...and when it's over...
- You have to take a test.
659
00:40:01,413 --> 00:40:06,146
But when I'm done, I get a certificate
that tells me I can work in a gym.
660
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:09,053
How was the sex?
661
00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:11,823
It was fun.
662
00:40:13,626 --> 00:40:15,890
He doesn't look at me, though.
663
00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:19,822
- Hate sex?
- No.
664
00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:24,034
Anyway. So the course is $ 1800.
665
00:40:24,203 --> 00:40:26,637
And I'd pay it back
over a period of time.
666
00:40:26,805 --> 00:40:29,069
That's a lot of money.
667
00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:30,936
But I'd make it back.
668
00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,476
Why don't you
just go back to teaching?
669
00:40:33,646 --> 00:40:35,273
Teach poor kids.
670
00:40:35,447 --> 00:40:37,472
It's not my calling.
671
00:40:37,650 --> 00:40:40,551
Miss Franny, I'm going home now.
672
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,619
- Hi, Olivia.
- Hi, Teresa.
673
00:40:42,788 --> 00:40:44,722
You know what?
I'm doing what you do now.
674
00:40:47,426 --> 00:40:50,486
I'm a housekeeper.
Cleaning houses.
675
00:40:51,830 --> 00:40:53,991
Okay, good night.
676
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,963
Bye.
677
00:40:57,136 --> 00:40:58,433
That was so stupid.
678
00:40:58,604 --> 00:41:01,869
I'm just sort of confused
because you're my only friend...
679
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:05,238
...who doesn't like to exercise,
and you're gonna be a trainer.
680
00:41:05,411 --> 00:41:07,902
What? I don't understand.
What's the...? I mean...
681
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,538
Do accountants
have to love numbers?
682
00:41:11,717 --> 00:41:13,776
Do nannies have to love children?
683
00:41:15,487 --> 00:41:16,920
Yeah.
684
00:41:17,122 --> 00:41:19,488
Franny, if you had to work,
then what would you do?
685
00:41:19,658 --> 00:41:23,355
I feel like I work. I feel like
taking care of my kids is work.
686
00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,326
But you have full-time help.
687
00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:28,957
It's true.
688
00:41:32,304 --> 00:41:34,966
- Are you trying to make me feel bad?
- No.
689
00:41:35,374 --> 00:41:37,239
I don't think.
690
00:41:38,911 --> 00:41:40,435
I'm sorry.
691
00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:46,774
What about Christine?
692
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,017
I know.
693
00:41:49,188 --> 00:41:51,782
What are they doing to that house?
694
00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:53,584
It's sort of sad.
695
00:41:53,759 --> 00:41:55,852
Yeah, I mean...
696
00:41:56,028 --> 00:42:01,295
...they should be in couples therapy,
not expanding their home.
697
00:42:01,634 --> 00:42:03,226
You know...
698
00:42:03,402 --> 00:42:06,735
...I would feel a lot better
about giving you the money...
699
00:42:06,905 --> 00:42:11,467
...if you went to a therapist and
figured out what you really wanna do.
700
00:42:13,078 --> 00:42:16,241
Is that a "no" on giving me
the money for the training?
701
00:42:16,415 --> 00:42:17,643
No, I'm not saying that.
702
00:42:17,816 --> 00:42:21,149
I mean, I have to talk to Matt
about it anyway.
703
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,721
Do you have to check with Matt
on lending me money for therapy?
704
00:42:25,791 --> 00:42:27,759
- Well...
- Franny, you know...
705
00:42:27,926 --> 00:42:32,795
...you buy your 2-year-old daughter
$80 shoes from France...
706
00:42:32,965 --> 00:42:34,990
...and you're giving me a hard time.
707
00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,930
That's... That's Matt. That's not me.
708
00:42:37,703 --> 00:42:39,330
I gotta go.
709
00:42:39,938 --> 00:42:41,064
You're leaving?
710
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,676
You know, you just...
You don't understand what it's like.
711
00:42:44,977 --> 00:42:47,912
Before Matt, you would've lent
the money. It's not even his money.
712
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,014
- It's your money.
- Of course it's his money.
713
00:42:50,182 --> 00:42:52,013
We're married.
714
00:42:55,521 --> 00:42:58,183
So we thought we'd do something
tomorrow afternoon, if that's okay.
715
00:42:58,357 --> 00:43:00,291
Are you kidding?
You need friends.
716
00:43:00,459 --> 00:43:03,189
Go. Is he married?
717
00:43:03,429 --> 00:43:05,897
I guess so. He's got a ring.
718
00:43:12,504 --> 00:43:14,062
Come here.
719
00:43:25,517 --> 00:43:27,917
You're my best friend.
720
00:43:30,889 --> 00:43:33,687
Hey, I'm sorry.
721
00:43:40,499 --> 00:43:43,093
I don't know what's wrong with me.
722
00:43:44,536 --> 00:43:46,504
- You're just tired.
- Yeah, I am.
723
00:43:46,672 --> 00:43:47,900
It's okay.
724
00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:50,507
I don't feel like myself.
725
00:43:55,948 --> 00:43:58,917
I think this birthday
was hard for you.
726
00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:01,249
Forty-three. What's the difference?
727
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:05,049
Yeah, but you're in your 40s now.
It's real.
728
00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:09,526
It's like we're just waiting to die.
729
00:44:13,098 --> 00:44:15,191
You're serious.
730
00:44:17,936 --> 00:44:20,234
That's so depressing.
731
00:44:24,276 --> 00:44:25,937
Hon, your hair, your...
732
00:44:26,111 --> 00:44:28,341
Does it feel greasy?
733
00:44:32,217 --> 00:44:34,742
I don't feel like washing it.
734
00:44:36,789 --> 00:44:39,053
My arms get tired.
735
00:44:40,259 --> 00:44:45,196
So do you think Christine and David
are gonna split up?
736
00:44:49,468 --> 00:44:52,266
Do you remember that fight
they had at our wedding?
737
00:44:52,438 --> 00:44:53,427
No.
738
00:44:53,605 --> 00:44:57,871
They were yelling at each other
in that only downstairs bathroom.
739
00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,670
Oh, yeah.
740
00:45:00,546 --> 00:45:02,980
She was mad because he made
some crack about her dress.
741
00:45:03,148 --> 00:45:05,139
Do you remember that weird dress?
742
00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:09,110
It's like they keep
having the same argument.
743
00:45:09,288 --> 00:45:11,347
And they weren't even married yet.
744
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:14,287
You think they shouldn't
have gotten married?
745
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:15,859
I don't know.
746
00:45:16,028 --> 00:45:17,791
Maybe it was right at the time.
747
00:45:17,963 --> 00:45:20,488
Yeah, but that's not enough
to get married, is it?
748
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,998
"Right at the time."
749
00:45:39,918 --> 00:45:41,579
Hello?
750
00:45:42,554 --> 00:45:44,715
Hello? Who is this?
751
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:47,019
Why do you keep calling?
752
00:46:16,555 --> 00:46:18,079
Hey.
753
00:46:18,824 --> 00:46:20,382
I know you.
754
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,885
No, I don't think so.
755
00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:34,595
Oh, look, there's Sammy's mom.
756
00:46:34,773 --> 00:46:36,741
- Hi, Sammy's mom.
- Hi.
757
00:46:36,909 --> 00:46:38,740
We're just bringing you
some cookies.
758
00:46:38,911 --> 00:46:40,572
- We heard you got a new kitten.
- Yeah.
759
00:46:40,746 --> 00:46:43,613
Max would love to come over
and see it soon, wouldn't you, babe?
760
00:46:43,782 --> 00:46:45,773
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Want a cookie?
761
00:46:45,951 --> 00:46:47,976
No, thanks.
762
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,587
Marla, sorry about the construction.
763
00:46:50,756 --> 00:46:52,348
I know it's been really noisy.
764
00:46:52,724 --> 00:46:54,214
See you.
765
00:46:54,826 --> 00:46:56,817
You care too muchwhat people think.
766
00:46:57,596 --> 00:46:59,223
But we're friends. It's...
767
00:46:59,398 --> 00:47:02,196
We've had so many play dates
together. It was crazy.
768
00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:04,961
So she's in a bad mood.
Who cares?
769
00:47:05,137 --> 00:47:07,230
I care.
770
00:47:07,406 --> 00:47:11,206
Just because you can remove yourself
to feel superior, doesn't mean I can.
771
00:47:11,843 --> 00:47:13,276
What the hell is that?
772
00:47:13,445 --> 00:47:16,437
It's what you do
so you're never affected by people.
773
00:48:01,326 --> 00:48:03,021
I can take the next customer.
774
00:48:05,597 --> 00:48:07,087
No, no, no. Wait. Excuse me.
775
00:48:07,566 --> 00:48:10,000
- I was next.
- No, you weren't.
776
00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,533
But you can't do that. Hey.
777
00:48:13,705 --> 00:48:17,505
- I was waiting in line. It's not right.
- Let me help them, then I'll help you.
778
00:48:19,711 --> 00:48:21,440
You see that?
Were they in front of me?
779
00:48:22,147 --> 00:48:25,207
No. This is crazy.
I've been waiting in line.
780
00:48:26,018 --> 00:48:27,952
How important could
being in front of me be?
781
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,588
- Calm down.
- Really. What kind of person are you?
782
00:48:30,756 --> 00:48:33,884
Feel you got away with something?
Is this really worth it to you?
783
00:48:34,059 --> 00:48:36,220
Sorry, could you step over there,
wait your turn?
784
00:48:36,395 --> 00:48:39,228
- Seriously.
- Is there a manager here?
785
00:48:39,398 --> 00:48:41,696
- Is there a manager here?
- I'm the manager.
786
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,697
How can I help you?
Everything all right?
787
00:48:43,869 --> 00:48:46,838
Everything's not all right.
These two people cut in front of me.
788
00:48:47,005 --> 00:48:49,030
Everyone is letting them
get away with it.
789
00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:52,472
Them. There. Those two people
with their stupid fucking faces.
790
00:48:52,644 --> 00:48:55,841
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the store, ma'am.
791
00:48:56,415 --> 00:48:59,646
Me, you kick out,
and to them you do nothing?
792
00:48:59,818 --> 00:49:02,218
Let's go, ma'am. I'm sorry.
793
00:49:02,688 --> 00:49:03,950
Just let me buy what I need.
794
00:49:04,122 --> 00:49:05,953
I don't think that's going to happen.
795
00:49:06,124 --> 00:49:08,957
Well, then take it all, then!
796
00:49:12,698 --> 00:49:15,667
On top of it, I don't get the part...
797
00:49:15,834 --> 00:49:18,667
...where the guy tells the other guy
not to come to the house.
798
00:49:18,837 --> 00:49:21,032
No, no. I don't think
you're supposed to get it.
799
00:49:21,206 --> 00:49:24,073
It's like... It's deliberately confusing.
800
00:49:24,242 --> 00:49:25,470
Really? You sure?
801
00:49:25,644 --> 00:49:29,136
L... I don't know what I'm saying.
802
00:49:30,182 --> 00:49:31,308
Are you hungry?
803
00:49:31,483 --> 00:49:34,452
Yeah, I'm starving. Let's... Should
we go and find somewhere to eat?
804
00:49:34,619 --> 00:49:37,315
I actually... Just earlier today
I went to a farmers' market.
805
00:49:37,489 --> 00:49:40,652
I live right up the street. So, I mean,
I could make us something.
806
00:49:40,826 --> 00:49:43,727
- Oh, listen, I don't want to impose.
- No. Please, I love to cook.
807
00:49:43,895 --> 00:49:45,658
I would... It would be my pleasure.
808
00:49:45,831 --> 00:49:48,527
You've got such a great place.
809
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:52,295
Your paintings and stuff.
Did your wife decorate or did you?
810
00:49:52,471 --> 00:49:56,567
You know, my wife pretends to be
interested in that stuff, but she's not.
811
00:49:56,908 --> 00:49:59,206
I ended up doing the whole thing
myself pretty much.
812
00:49:59,377 --> 00:50:01,868
My wife's into her designing,
but I did the house.
813
00:50:02,547 --> 00:50:04,606
I think we're ready.
Do you mind grabbing that?
814
00:50:04,783 --> 00:50:07,183
- No.
- Thank you.
815
00:50:07,986 --> 00:50:10,352
So how long
have you guys been married?
816
00:50:10,522 --> 00:50:11,546
Eight and a half years.
817
00:50:11,723 --> 00:50:13,054
- Really?
- Yeah.
818
00:50:13,225 --> 00:50:14,783
- Us too.
- No.
819
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,791
- Yeah.
- You have kids?
820
00:50:16,962 --> 00:50:19,260
No. No. You guys?
821
00:50:19,431 --> 00:50:21,865
Yeah. We have a son.
822
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:25,194
Was that a...?
Like a conscious decision?
823
00:50:25,904 --> 00:50:28,395
We... We tried actually, for years.
824
00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:32,669
But at this point, it looks like
it's not gonna work out.
825
00:50:32,844 --> 00:50:34,675
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
826
00:50:34,846 --> 00:50:37,371
It's actually been a huge strain
on our relationship.
827
00:50:37,549 --> 00:50:38,573
How so?
828
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:42,516
You know, just not being able
to get pregnant and...
829
00:50:42,954 --> 00:50:44,512
You know.
830
00:50:47,893 --> 00:50:49,520
I'm sorry, this is weird.
831
00:50:49,694 --> 00:50:52,595
Maybe l... I mean,
maybe I'm being too intimate.
832
00:50:52,764 --> 00:50:56,791
No, no. It's okay. It's funny, I just feel...
I feel really comfortable with you, so...
833
00:50:56,968 --> 00:50:59,402
Me too. I'm glad.
834
00:50:59,571 --> 00:51:03,166
Usually, when I become friends with
a guy, he thinks I'm hitting on him.
835
00:51:03,341 --> 00:51:05,275
Just because you care
about what you wear...
836
00:51:05,443 --> 00:51:07,741
...doesn't meant to say you're gay.
- Exactly.
837
00:51:10,182 --> 00:51:12,582
I love your shirt, by the way.
838
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,745
Her hair aloneshould have been a sign.
839
00:51:18,590 --> 00:51:21,081
You think she just stopped bathing?
840
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,259
No, just shampooing.
841
00:51:25,897 --> 00:51:29,765
Maybe she's upset
because her husband's gay.
842
00:51:30,502 --> 00:51:33,767
God, why do you always say that?
He's not gay.
843
00:51:33,939 --> 00:51:35,406
But what else could he be?
844
00:51:35,574 --> 00:51:37,371
Well, he's not. He's just Aaron.
845
00:51:38,810 --> 00:51:41,574
Hi. I can't believe
I had my phone off.
846
00:51:41,746 --> 00:51:43,941
I was at the movies
and forgot to turn it back on.
847
00:51:44,115 --> 00:51:45,548
- She's not out yet.
- Is she okay?
848
00:51:45,717 --> 00:51:47,651
Yeah. Yeah.
849
00:51:49,054 --> 00:51:52,854
Well, you know,
she always did want a nose job.
850
00:51:53,024 --> 00:51:54,252
It's not funny.
851
00:51:54,426 --> 00:51:56,121
- Hi.
- How bad is her face?
852
00:51:56,294 --> 00:51:58,762
- My God.
- She broke her nose.
853
00:51:58,930 --> 00:52:00,227
Was she in a lot of pain?
854
00:52:00,398 --> 00:52:02,832
Actually, she couldn't stop laughing.
855
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:05,265
When she was conscious.
856
00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:08,104
What's even weirder
is that she hates Old Navy.
857
00:52:08,273 --> 00:52:10,468
- I mean...
- I love Old Navy.
858
00:52:12,043 --> 00:52:13,635
That's good.
859
00:52:13,812 --> 00:52:15,177
So where were you?
860
00:52:15,347 --> 00:52:17,645
I was at the movies
with a friend of mine.
861
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:21,686
- Which friend?
- New friend. This guy I met.
862
00:52:26,191 --> 00:52:30,787
So, Olivia, are you gonna
talk to me or what?
863
00:52:30,962 --> 00:52:32,190
You know...
864
00:52:32,364 --> 00:52:34,832
Look, it was a really stupid idea.
Let's just forget it.
865
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,401
No, I won't. I can't believe
you won't talk to me...
866
00:52:38,570 --> 00:52:40,333
...because I asked you
two questions.
867
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:43,235
It wasn't just about two questions,
Franny. It was your tone.
868
00:52:43,408 --> 00:52:46,434
- What happened, huh?
- She...
869
00:52:48,113 --> 00:52:51,981
She wants to be a personal trainer.
870
00:52:56,454 --> 00:52:58,786
Oh, you know what?
Fuck all of you guys, all right?
871
00:52:58,957 --> 00:53:01,824
Look, I'm sorry I don't have
my entire life figured out.
872
00:53:01,993 --> 00:53:04,860
Olivia, we love you.
873
00:53:05,030 --> 00:53:06,292
We're the ones who love you.
874
00:53:07,499 --> 00:53:09,694
It's not like we have
all our lives figured out.
875
00:53:09,868 --> 00:53:12,029
Oh, that is such bullshit.
876
00:53:12,203 --> 00:53:14,194
You chose to quit your job.
877
00:53:14,372 --> 00:53:15,737
That job was intolerable.
878
00:53:16,608 --> 00:53:18,007
That's still you.
879
00:53:18,176 --> 00:53:19,541
Wheelchair to Admitting.
880
00:53:20,178 --> 00:53:22,476
Wheelchair to Admitting.
881
00:53:22,647 --> 00:53:26,413
Well, I hope Jane will be okay
for the benefit thing.
882
00:53:26,584 --> 00:53:28,211
Shit. What am I gonna wear?
883
00:53:28,620 --> 00:53:30,349
- My God.
- I don't understand...
884
00:53:30,522 --> 00:53:32,183
I don't understand
these fundraisers.
885
00:53:32,357 --> 00:53:36,623
I mean, they waste all this money
on the these parties.
886
00:53:36,895 --> 00:53:41,389
Why don't they just give the money
to the scientists or to the sick people?
887
00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:44,228
But you know what? They don't.
888
00:53:44,436 --> 00:53:46,904
They throw a party
so rich people like me...
889
00:53:47,072 --> 00:53:49,632
...can spend $ 10,000 on a table...
890
00:53:49,874 --> 00:53:53,310
...and then they give it
to the sick people.
891
00:53:53,745 --> 00:53:56,373
Okay? That's how it's done.
892
00:54:31,783 --> 00:54:35,082
- Hello?
- Hi. It's Olivia.
893
00:54:35,253 --> 00:54:36,686
You cannot call me here.
894
00:54:36,855 --> 00:54:42,054
Come on. You know. I really...
I really, really need to see you.
895
00:54:42,227 --> 00:54:44,127
That's not possible.
896
00:54:44,295 --> 00:54:47,321
Yeah, but don't you miss me at all?
897
00:54:48,199 --> 00:54:51,327
- I have to hang up.
- Come on. Just answer me.
898
00:54:51,503 --> 00:54:54,097
I gotta go. I'll see you.
899
00:55:01,713 --> 00:55:03,112
Hello?
900
00:55:05,450 --> 00:55:07,918
Hi. This is Olivia.
901
00:55:08,086 --> 00:55:09,917
Olivia?
902
00:55:10,555 --> 00:55:12,580
My husband's one-night stand?
903
00:55:12,991 --> 00:55:14,322
Yeah.
904
00:55:14,492 --> 00:55:16,983
I guess, if you consider two months
a one-night stand.
905
00:55:17,162 --> 00:55:19,426
Could you please
put him on the phone?
906
00:55:19,597 --> 00:55:23,465
Olivia, why don't you go finda husband of your own.
907
00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:30,000
I would if I fucking could, Edie!
908
00:55:31,309 --> 00:55:32,867
Fuck off!
909
00:55:33,044 --> 00:55:35,103
Hey, what about this one, honey?
910
00:55:35,313 --> 00:55:37,941
That one, Christine,
is scrawny and dead.
911
00:55:38,116 --> 00:55:39,981
I'm not spending
$ 100 on that.
912
00:55:40,151 --> 00:55:42,847
- They're all $ 100.
- It's disgusting.
913
00:55:43,021 --> 00:55:45,922
Why? You'd spend it on something
else, why not a Christmas tree?
914
00:55:46,091 --> 00:55:48,787
- Because we throw them away.
- That's crazy.
915
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,521
No, $ 100 on a Christmas tree,
that's what's crazy.
916
00:55:53,364 --> 00:55:54,831
What's that?
917
00:55:54,999 --> 00:55:58,264
Nothing. I'm just trying to be
more like Franny. Not annoyed.
918
00:55:58,470 --> 00:56:02,133
Good. So let's not get one.
919
00:56:02,307 --> 00:56:03,433
Fine.
920
00:56:03,608 --> 00:56:05,803
But I want one.
921
00:56:08,012 --> 00:56:10,640
- All right.
- Sorry, honey.
922
00:56:10,815 --> 00:56:13,682
- That one's more money.
- Fuck it.
923
00:56:15,186 --> 00:56:17,950
See, there are a lot of things
that are wrong and right.
924
00:56:18,123 --> 00:56:20,819
As you get older, you try to figure out
which ones are which.
925
00:56:20,992 --> 00:56:22,357
And some are big and obvious...
926
00:56:22,527 --> 00:56:25,360
...like don't kill anybody
or hurt anybody on purpose.
927
00:56:25,530 --> 00:56:26,758
And some are trickier.
928
00:56:26,931 --> 00:56:28,762
And sometimes you do
the wrong thing...
929
00:56:28,933 --> 00:56:31,197
...before you know
you're doing the wrong thing.
930
00:56:31,369 --> 00:56:32,836
Want some?
These are cute.
931
00:56:33,004 --> 00:56:34,665
Like what?
932
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,135
Oh, I don't know.
933
00:56:37,575 --> 00:56:41,238
Okay, say you're taking a test,
and you don't know the answer.
934
00:56:41,412 --> 00:56:45,041
So you look at the guy's paper sitting
next to you, and you copy his answer.
935
00:56:45,216 --> 00:56:47,980
- That's bad, right?
- Right. You should not do that.
936
00:56:48,153 --> 00:56:50,587
But while you're doing it,
you're thinking to yourself:
937
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,588
"Well, this doesn't hurt anybody,
what difference does it make?"
938
00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:57,125
Well, it does make a difference
because those little things add up.
939
00:56:57,295 --> 00:56:59,456
So, Wyatt,
what you should understand...
940
00:56:59,631 --> 00:57:02,429
There are a lot of injustices,
a lot of things aren't fair.
941
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,091
When people make it worse
by doing the wrong things...
942
00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:07,204
...like taking your parking space...
943
00:57:07,372 --> 00:57:09,636
...or cutting in front of you
in line at a store...
944
00:57:09,807 --> 00:57:12,435
...and then they're just
making the world an uglier place.
945
00:57:52,717 --> 00:57:55,982
I figured out why Christine
always thinks Aaron is gay.
946
00:57:56,154 --> 00:57:59,385
Because she wants someone else to
have as bad a marriage as she does.
947
00:57:59,557 --> 00:58:03,459
And then she just gets mad
because she thinks Jane's in denial.
948
00:58:03,628 --> 00:58:06,324
You know,
I have no idea what you just said.
949
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,732
Don't you think we have enough?
950
00:58:09,901 --> 00:58:11,391
A couple more.
951
00:58:11,569 --> 00:58:13,127
Well, they won't know
what hit them.
952
00:58:13,304 --> 00:58:15,363
Yeah, well, isn't that the point?
953
00:58:18,977 --> 00:58:20,706
Hey, lookit.
954
00:58:21,279 --> 00:58:23,645
- Lookit.
- Hey, stop... Don't go through her stuff.
955
00:58:23,815 --> 00:58:26,147
Well, she leaves it right here.
956
00:58:26,317 --> 00:58:28,945
Well, it's her house. Where else
is she supposed to put it?
957
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,556
I don't know. Hidden somewhere.
Isn't she scared you're gonna find it?
958
00:58:32,724 --> 00:58:34,749
I didn't. You did.
959
00:58:34,926 --> 00:58:37,156
Did you clean those shelves?
960
00:58:37,328 --> 00:58:38,761
Yeah.
961
00:58:42,634 --> 00:58:45,034
I got you a Christmas present.
962
00:58:53,845 --> 00:58:55,779
Hey.
963
00:59:00,151 --> 00:59:02,312
You... You missed a spot over there.
964
00:59:02,487 --> 00:59:04,045
Get it.
965
00:59:06,324 --> 00:59:07,916
Back here.
966
00:59:08,159 --> 00:59:10,127
Yeah, back here.
967
00:59:11,596 --> 00:59:14,531
Faster. Faster.
968
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,928
- Okay, turn it off.
- What?
969
00:59:19,103 --> 00:59:21,594
Put the vacuum down.
You're done with that now.
970
00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:29,903
Dust... Dust... Dust the trellis.
971
00:59:30,081 --> 00:59:34,518
And don't... Don't miss any spots.
It's delicate. It's very delicate.
972
00:59:34,686 --> 00:59:36,813
Yeah. Yeah.
973
00:59:36,988 --> 00:59:39,081
- Yes.
- Yes, what?
974
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,255
Yes, Mr. Mike.
975
00:59:42,427 --> 00:59:44,554
Yeah. Get the lower bits.
976
00:59:46,064 --> 00:59:48,862
- Don't be sloppy. They're delicate...
- All right, you know what?
977
00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:51,058
I thought this maid's thing
was about sex.
978
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:54,404
- It will be.
- When?
979
01:00:10,555 --> 01:00:11,817
I'll be right back.
980
01:00:30,842 --> 01:00:32,833
Well, what the fuck did you think?
981
01:00:33,010 --> 01:00:36,377
That somehow we could all
just see through it?
982
01:00:38,916 --> 01:00:42,682
Excuse me. You guys have to stop,
okay? You have to stop working.
983
01:00:42,854 --> 01:00:45,322
Guys, you have to stop, okay?
You have...
984
01:00:45,490 --> 01:00:48,084
Everybody, the job's over, all right?
No more work. Please.
985
01:00:48,359 --> 01:00:50,759
Go home. You guys can go...
Does anybody speak English?
986
01:00:50,928 --> 01:00:53,726
Anyone? No work. You can
all go home. You understand?
987
01:00:53,898 --> 01:00:55,991
- No work?
- No work. Exactly. No work.
988
01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:59,603
- You can all go home, okay? Adi�s.
- Go home?
989
01:00:59,771 --> 01:01:02,205
Hey, hey.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
990
01:01:02,373 --> 01:01:05,831
We have completely ruined our street.
Do you know what we've done?
991
01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:07,671
Guys, go back to work, please.
992
01:01:07,845 --> 01:01:11,474
- Yes.
- No. No, you have to stop. Please.
993
01:01:12,049 --> 01:01:15,041
No, David. Listen.
I just came from Marla's house.
994
01:01:15,219 --> 01:01:17,619
We've completely ruined her view
and everybody else's.
995
01:01:17,789 --> 01:01:20,815
Our house is so fucking huge
no one can see the sky anymore.
996
01:01:20,992 --> 01:01:23,051
Are you serious?
You didn't know? Right.
997
01:01:23,227 --> 01:01:25,923
Know what? That we were doing
something really, really gross?
998
01:01:26,097 --> 01:01:27,792
- No, I didn't.
- What planet are you on?
999
01:01:27,965 --> 01:01:29,956
Everybody in the neighborhood
is doing this.
1000
01:01:30,134 --> 01:01:33,535
Marla's trying to make you feel guilty.
You're the one that wanted the view.
1001
01:01:33,704 --> 01:01:37,731
How the fuck else would you see
the ocean from the bedroom?
1002
01:01:57,395 --> 01:01:59,761
Hi, Christine.This is Melanie Charney.
1003
01:01:59,931 --> 01:02:01,455
You know that maidyou recommended?
1004
01:02:01,632 --> 01:02:04,897
I'm sure this isn't the case, I wantedto know how well you know her...
1005
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,969
... because, I don't know,this is silly...
1006
01:02:07,138 --> 01:02:09,698
... but I'm missinga $75 jar of face cream.
1007
01:02:09,874 --> 01:02:11,671
And I just can't imaginewhere it went.
1008
01:02:12,210 --> 01:02:15,008
I mean, what kind of personwould steal someone's face cream?
1009
01:02:15,179 --> 01:02:17,374
Will you give me a callwhen you can?
1010
01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:21,618
We're more than halfway through.
We're not stopping now.
1011
01:02:21,786 --> 01:02:23,720
- You don't care about others.
- You knew.
1012
01:02:24,188 --> 01:02:26,053
You just didn't want
to pay attention.
1013
01:02:26,224 --> 01:02:29,193
- I didn't know!
- You notice what you want.
1014
01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:32,020
Shit!
1015
01:02:33,331 --> 01:02:34,889
I'm going out for a while.
1016
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,729
"You all right?
Did you burn yourself?"
1017
01:02:37,902 --> 01:02:39,426
What are you talking about?
1018
01:02:39,604 --> 01:02:42,232
Nothing. I just burned
the fuck out of my hand...
1019
01:02:42,406 --> 01:02:44,806
...and I politely asked myself
if I was all right.
1020
01:02:44,976 --> 01:02:47,137
It's something you seem
to be incapable of doing.
1021
01:02:47,645 --> 01:02:50,205
- What?
- I just burned my hand.
1022
01:02:50,381 --> 01:02:53,544
- Did you notice?
- I don't... I don't know. Yes, I guess so.
1023
01:02:53,718 --> 01:02:56,118
Does it ever occur to you to say,
"Are you all right?"
1024
01:02:56,287 --> 01:02:59,984
- You are all right.
- But does it ever occur to you to ask?
1025
01:03:00,157 --> 01:03:02,148
If you're all right,
which you clearly are...
1026
01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:04,487
...then what the fuck
is the difference?
1027
01:03:04,662 --> 01:03:07,460
If you want me to know you're all right,
why don't you tell me?
1028
01:03:11,569 --> 01:03:15,232
Okay. So say I scrape
the fuck out of my arm.
1029
01:03:15,406 --> 01:03:17,897
And I yell:
1030
01:03:21,245 --> 01:03:22,974
And you don't say anything.
1031
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:26,344
I should say,
"Don't worry, honey, I'm all right."
1032
01:03:26,517 --> 01:03:29,213
Yes. What's wrong with that?
1033
01:03:45,503 --> 01:03:49,496
So I'll speak to you soon.
I had a good time.
1034
01:03:51,142 --> 01:03:53,337
I thought we were gonna go
to dinner or something.
1035
01:03:54,312 --> 01:03:55,870
I can't. I can't. I wish I could.
1036
01:03:56,180 --> 01:04:00,139
I already have a plan for dinner.
I'm sorry.
1037
01:04:03,354 --> 01:04:05,379
Thanks for my present.
1038
01:04:06,557 --> 01:04:09,856
We... We almost forgot.
1039
01:04:11,929 --> 01:04:13,396
My cut.
1040
01:04:18,069 --> 01:04:20,196
You really want this money?
1041
01:04:20,738 --> 01:04:22,569
I helped.
1042
01:04:24,508 --> 01:04:26,442
You're a fuck.
1043
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,780
You just will. People do.
1044
01:05:47,024 --> 01:05:50,460
But how? I can't even imagine.
1045
01:05:50,995 --> 01:05:53,327
Does one of us move out?
1046
01:05:54,265 --> 01:05:56,665
- Him or me?
- Him.
1047
01:06:04,108 --> 01:06:07,669
I can't believe I'm talking about this.
1048
01:06:13,751 --> 01:06:16,151
I'm sorry, Aaron,
you can have your wife back.
1049
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,948
I just... I should go anyway.
1050
01:06:25,029 --> 01:06:27,361
Just take your time.
1051
01:06:40,144 --> 01:06:42,442
Hi, my name is Olivia...
1052
01:06:42,613 --> 01:06:46,447
...and I am the lady
that cleans your house.
1053
01:06:46,617 --> 01:06:47,845
And I'm calling to say...
1054
01:06:48,018 --> 01:06:51,146
...that I'm not going to be able
to come to work anymore.
1055
01:06:51,322 --> 01:06:53,381
Actually, I got another job.
1056
01:06:53,557 --> 01:06:55,684
I'm... So I'm very sorry.
1057
01:07:07,004 --> 01:07:09,165
Hey, it's Marty.Leave a message after the beep.
1058
01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:10,568
All right.
1059
01:07:10,741 --> 01:07:13,574
Hi, this is Olivia.
I'm the lady that cleans your house...
1060
01:07:13,744 --> 01:07:16,406
...and I'm calling to say
that I'm not gonna be able to...
1061
01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:18,070
Hey.
1062
01:07:18,649 --> 01:07:21,083
Oh, hi. You're there.
1063
01:07:21,252 --> 01:07:23,413
- Yeah.
- I'm calling to tell you...
1064
01:07:23,587 --> 01:07:28,081
... that I'm not gonna be ableto do it anymore.
1065
01:07:28,259 --> 01:07:29,556
Well, how come?
1066
01:07:30,461 --> 01:07:32,588
Be... Well...
1067
01:07:32,763 --> 01:07:34,663
Because I just...
1068
01:07:35,266 --> 01:07:38,064
- Well, actually, I got a job.
- What is it?
1069
01:07:40,070 --> 01:07:41,833
In cosmetics.
1070
01:07:45,009 --> 01:07:46,408
Yeah.
1071
01:07:50,948 --> 01:07:52,506
Hey, what do you do?
1072
01:07:54,118 --> 01:07:58,953
I am presently not employed
at the moment.
1073
01:07:59,123 --> 01:08:00,556
Well, what did you do?
1074
01:08:00,724 --> 01:08:03,420
A little bit of everything.A lot of nothing.
1075
01:08:11,669 --> 01:08:13,432
Do you wanna go out sometime?
1076
01:08:17,374 --> 01:08:18,602
Sure.
1077
01:08:19,610 --> 01:08:21,009
Good.
1078
01:08:27,818 --> 01:08:30,582
- Pretty good, huh?
- That's very nice.
1079
01:08:33,757 --> 01:08:35,190
- Very pretty.
- God.
1080
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:37,418
Is this too dressy
for homeless people?
1081
01:08:37,595 --> 01:08:39,153
ALS, ALS.
1082
01:08:39,330 --> 01:08:41,696
Why do I keep forgetting that?
1083
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,598
Oh, wow, this is soft.
1084
01:08:45,769 --> 01:08:47,703
When did you start working
with this fabric?
1085
01:08:47,872 --> 01:08:49,806
- It gets little holes in it, though.
- Really?
1086
01:08:50,174 --> 01:08:52,233
I'm kind of afraid to move.
1087
01:08:52,409 --> 01:08:54,377
It looks cuter
when it gets little holes.
1088
01:08:54,545 --> 01:08:57,343
Jesus, not when you're paying
800 bucks for it.
1089
01:08:57,514 --> 01:08:58,879
Well, you're not paying for it.
1090
01:08:59,049 --> 01:09:00,983
- I didn't mean anything by that.
- It's okay.
1091
01:09:01,151 --> 01:09:03,210
I know it's overpriced,
but it has to be.
1092
01:09:03,387 --> 01:09:05,355
- I'm paying for mine.
- Shut up.
1093
01:09:05,522 --> 01:09:06,784
- I will.
- Just shut up.
1094
01:09:06,957 --> 01:09:10,154
- Why shouldn't I?
- Because it's a gift.
1095
01:09:11,061 --> 01:09:13,461
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1096
01:09:13,631 --> 01:09:15,189
- All right.
- Thank you.
1097
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,501
I don't know about that.
1098
01:09:24,808 --> 01:09:25,832
- I know.
- This?
1099
01:09:26,010 --> 01:09:27,341
Take it off.
1100
01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:28,876
Take it off, take it off.
1101
01:09:29,046 --> 01:09:31,344
Oh, thank you so much.
L... It's just a little runny.
1102
01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:32,880
Oh, sorry. I'll make it again.
1103
01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:35,985
You should not apologize.
He should be apologizing.
1104
01:09:36,153 --> 01:09:38,178
You should've order them
over-medium, honey.
1105
01:09:38,355 --> 01:09:40,380
No, then they come back dry.
1106
01:09:40,557 --> 01:09:42,684
Always. Especially here.
1107
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:44,521
Oh, we've never been here actually.
1108
01:09:44,695 --> 01:09:46,356
- Who picked it?
- I did.
1109
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:48,293
I really like it, I really like it.
1110
01:09:48,465 --> 01:09:50,399
- So do I. There's such...
- What do you do?
1111
01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,762
- Oh, we run the company together.
- Yeah, yeah.
1112
01:09:52,937 --> 01:09:55,428
Aaron's the artist,
and I'm pretty much the bookkeeper.
1113
01:09:55,606 --> 01:09:58,234
- No.
- I always give socks as presents.
1114
01:09:58,409 --> 01:09:59,637
- Really?
- I have for years.
1115
01:09:59,810 --> 01:10:03,075
So did we, but you can only give
your wares away for so long...
1116
01:10:03,247 --> 01:10:05,511
...and then you actually
have to buy something.
1117
01:10:06,016 --> 01:10:08,177
Didn't I ask for coffee an hour ago?
Excuse me.
1118
01:10:08,352 --> 01:10:11,549
Could I have some more co...?
Fell off the face of the fucking earth.
1119
01:10:11,722 --> 01:10:15,158
What do you have to do...? They have
one job and they can't do that right.
1120
01:10:15,326 --> 01:10:17,351
- Jane. Please.
- What? What?
1121
01:10:17,528 --> 01:10:19,086
Will you not have one of your fits.
1122
01:10:19,263 --> 01:10:22,926
I mean, we're having
a really lovely time. Okay?
1123
01:10:28,739 --> 01:10:30,263
He's gay.
1124
01:10:30,441 --> 01:10:32,636
He's not gay.
1125
01:10:32,810 --> 01:10:34,277
- Oh, okay.
- You just met his wife.
1126
01:10:34,445 --> 01:10:36,072
Who has a serious bug up her ass...
1127
01:10:36,246 --> 01:10:38,407
...and has a reason.
- She does.
1128
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:40,174
What does she have
to complain about?
1129
01:10:40,351 --> 01:10:43,377
Do you know how much her clothes
cost? They're hideously overpriced.
1130
01:10:43,554 --> 01:10:46,182
- Sweetheart, you buy them.
- Oh, they're gorgeous.
1131
01:10:46,357 --> 01:10:48,188
Who cares if you don't get
another coffee?
1132
01:10:48,359 --> 01:10:50,520
Was it worth making us look
like crazy people...
1133
01:10:50,694 --> 01:10:53,185
...in front of our new friends?
1134
01:10:53,464 --> 01:10:55,125
Just tell me.
1135
01:10:56,233 --> 01:11:00,533
What horrible injustice was done
to you that you have to act this way?
1136
01:11:00,704 --> 01:11:02,171
What is it that you don't have...
1137
01:11:02,339 --> 01:11:06,298
...that you have to walk straight
into a plate-glass window?
1138
01:11:06,677 --> 01:11:09,703
Or that you can't get up the incentive
to wash your fucking hair.
1139
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,440
- I wash my hair.
- Yeah, when?
1140
01:11:12,883 --> 01:11:14,680
Have you seen it recently?
1141
01:11:14,852 --> 01:11:18,117
Just tell me, are you intending
to go to the benefit looking like that?
1142
01:11:18,288 --> 01:11:21,314
What's the point? It gets dirty
and you have to wash it all again.
1143
01:11:21,492 --> 01:11:24,586
That's what civilized people do.
They get up and they wash their hair.
1144
01:11:24,762 --> 01:11:26,821
And when it gets dirty,
they wash it again.
1145
01:11:26,997 --> 01:11:30,990
- Well, I don't want to.
- Jesus. Is this your idea of rebelling...
1146
01:11:31,168 --> 01:11:33,432
...against the way things are?
- I'm not rebelling.
1147
01:11:33,604 --> 01:11:36,198
- What are you doing?
- I'm just tired.
1148
01:11:37,975 --> 01:11:39,670
Of what?
1149
01:11:41,111 --> 01:11:45,514
I just guess I feel like there's no more
wondering what it's gonna be like.
1150
01:11:45,682 --> 01:11:48,173
Like what's gonna be like?
1151
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:52,614
My fabulous life.
1152
01:11:57,261 --> 01:11:59,593
You don't like your life?
1153
01:12:02,666 --> 01:12:05,100
No, I do. I like my life.
1154
01:12:07,838 --> 01:12:09,169
Good.
1155
01:12:12,242 --> 01:12:13,573
I hate black tie.
1156
01:12:13,944 --> 01:12:17,141
You know,
Olivia's bringing some guy again.
1157
01:12:17,948 --> 01:12:19,745
We're buying some guy
a $ 1000 dinner?
1158
01:12:19,917 --> 01:12:21,817
I know. At first,
I was kind of annoyed.
1159
01:12:21,985 --> 01:12:25,352
But then I just feel so bad
that I introduced her to Mike.
1160
01:12:25,522 --> 01:12:26,784
I mean...
1161
01:12:26,957 --> 01:12:29,949
I had no idea he'd be such a dick.
1162
01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:32,118
And then she knew
David wasn't coming...
1163
01:12:32,296 --> 01:12:34,526
...and there's an extra seat,
so you know.
1164
01:12:34,798 --> 01:12:36,356
Still have to talk to him.
1165
01:12:36,533 --> 01:12:38,967
Well, just sitat the other side of the table.
1166
01:12:39,136 --> 01:12:41,161
It's for a good cause.
1167
01:12:41,371 --> 01:12:44,135
What? ALS or Olivia?
1168
01:12:46,844 --> 01:12:48,835
Wow, you look amazing.
1169
01:12:49,012 --> 01:12:50,946
Thank you.
1170
01:12:51,615 --> 01:12:54,277
Maybe this guy will be the right one.
1171
01:12:54,451 --> 01:12:55,645
It only takes one.
1172
01:12:57,087 --> 01:12:58,349
Do I have a smudge?
1173
01:12:58,522 --> 01:12:59,784
No.
1174
01:12:59,957 --> 01:13:02,926
It's just, I think
you might be a little casual.
1175
01:13:03,093 --> 01:13:04,355
Do you have a tie?
1176
01:13:04,528 --> 01:13:05,995
L... Oh...
1177
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,233
So, what's he like?
1178
01:13:11,468 --> 01:13:13,459
He sounded kind of nice.
1179
01:13:13,637 --> 01:13:16,868
More like herthan her other boyfriends.
1180
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,941
Isn't it weird how they throw
these fancy parties for money?
1181
01:13:20,110 --> 01:13:22,806
Why don't they give the money
to the sick people directly?
1182
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:26,108
It seems like such a waste, right?
1183
01:13:26,283 --> 01:13:27,910
Anyway...
1184
01:13:29,786 --> 01:13:33,517
You know, I don't think
the two of you have much in common.
1185
01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:37,488
I know. I sometimes wonder
if we met now...
1186
01:13:37,661 --> 01:13:39,356
...if we'd be friends.
1187
01:13:39,530 --> 01:13:41,498
Not likely.
1188
01:13:42,599 --> 01:13:44,294
Probably not.
1189
01:13:48,338 --> 01:13:49,965
That's good.
1190
01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:52,074
- That's so true.
- Yeah.
1191
01:13:52,242 --> 01:13:54,403
That is so true.
1192
01:13:54,978 --> 01:13:56,673
You're funny.
1193
01:13:56,847 --> 01:13:58,109
- Max?
- Yes?
1194
01:13:58,282 --> 01:13:59,909
Do you like these shoes?
1195
01:14:01,285 --> 01:14:02,547
Or are they too clunky?
1196
01:14:02,719 --> 01:14:06,280
- What's "clunky" mean?
- It means, you know, heavy.
1197
01:14:06,456 --> 01:14:08,947
Not delicate. Like chunky.
1198
01:14:14,531 --> 01:14:17,295
You're not gonna give me
any help, are you?
1199
01:14:17,801 --> 01:14:19,496
Good boy.
1200
01:14:21,371 --> 01:14:24,135
When we met, I had like
400 different kinds, remember?
1201
01:14:24,308 --> 01:14:25,798
Yeah, I do.
1202
01:14:25,976 --> 01:14:28,536
I was obsessed with shampoo.
1203
01:14:28,712 --> 01:14:30,942
I thought if I could find
the right one...
1204
01:14:31,114 --> 01:14:33,674
...my hair would be
the hair I always wanted.
1205
01:14:33,951 --> 01:14:36,215
Like, every time I washed
it was a new opportunity.
1206
01:14:36,386 --> 01:14:39,446
A new chance to be pretty.
1207
01:14:40,023 --> 01:14:42,150
Just right.
1208
01:14:44,261 --> 01:14:45,489
Then I married you...
1209
01:14:45,662 --> 01:14:48,096
...and I found out they all have
the same shit in them.
1210
01:14:55,706 --> 01:14:56,968
You guys...
1211
01:14:57,140 --> 01:14:58,539
... I love this stuff.
1212
01:14:58,709 --> 01:15:00,574
This is amazing.
1213
01:15:00,744 --> 01:15:04,009
Lookit, this is expensive stuff.
1214
01:15:04,481 --> 01:15:07,041
Oh, my God,
would you smell that candle.
1215
01:15:08,085 --> 01:15:09,109
- Vomit.
- What?
1216
01:15:09,286 --> 01:15:10,844
- Here.
- Oh, please. You serious?
1217
01:15:11,021 --> 01:15:12,921
- Yeah.
- You know what?
1218
01:15:13,090 --> 01:15:14,614
Give her the whole thing.
1219
01:15:15,058 --> 01:15:17,390
Thank you. Oh, my God.
1220
01:15:17,561 --> 01:15:19,495
Listen, I'm keeping mine.
1221
01:15:20,697 --> 01:15:22,722
It's what you put in this bag anyway.
1222
01:15:22,899 --> 01:15:26,699
If you want to, you could
just donate that directly to ALS.
1223
01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,064
Oh, fuck you.
1224
01:15:31,742 --> 01:15:33,903
- How is Max?
- He's okay.
1225
01:15:34,077 --> 01:15:36,375
He's gonna go to a shrink.
I think it'll help him.
1226
01:15:36,546 --> 01:15:38,673
- Yeah, that's good.
- In case you're wondering...
1227
01:15:38,849 --> 01:15:42,182
...my husband and I just split.
- I know, Olivia told me everything.
1228
01:15:44,488 --> 01:15:46,388
Sorry. I'm divorced too.
1229
01:15:47,891 --> 01:15:49,415
It's really hard at first.
1230
01:15:49,593 --> 01:15:51,026
Marty has a daughter.
1231
01:15:51,194 --> 01:15:53,924
And I actually saw a picture of her.
She's so cute.
1232
01:15:54,097 --> 01:15:55,826
- She's 10. She's beautiful.
- Really?
1233
01:15:55,999 --> 01:15:57,660
- What's her name?
- Ivy.
1234
01:15:57,834 --> 01:15:59,859
Ivy. I love that name.
1235
01:16:00,504 --> 01:16:03,769
So, Marty, what do you...?
What do you do?
1236
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:05,237
I mean, for a living?
1237
01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:09,140
I dabble in some stuff...
1238
01:16:09,313 --> 01:16:10,712
...and...
1239
01:16:10,881 --> 01:16:13,406
...opportunities, investments.
1240
01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:16,017
I get stuff done.
1241
01:16:19,056 --> 01:16:23,186
- There's so much stuff in this auction.
- Yeah, there are.
1242
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,419
Reese Witherspoon
will knit me a sweater.
1243
01:16:25,796 --> 01:16:27,559
- Sweetheart, look at this.
- So weird.
1244
01:16:27,731 --> 01:16:29,756
Tandem bike.
We could get that and ride that.
1245
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,298
How long would that take?
1246
01:16:31,468 --> 01:16:33,698
Does anyone know
what a Donzi boat is?
1247
01:16:33,870 --> 01:16:35,269
- I don't.
- Oh, my God.
1248
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:38,203
Who would pay to walk on
Nip/Tuck?
1249
01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:40,275
Oh, God, I would.
1250
01:16:40,444 --> 01:16:42,036
I'd be there in a shot.
1251
01:16:42,212 --> 01:16:43,804
That surprises me.
1252
01:16:44,581 --> 01:16:46,173
Why?
1253
01:16:47,217 --> 01:16:49,481
Is this pretty fucking small
for 1000 bucks.
1254
01:16:49,653 --> 01:16:52,417
Jane, please.
1255
01:16:52,789 --> 01:16:55,622
Before we start eating
our really small food...
1256
01:16:55,792 --> 01:16:57,089
...I wanna make a toast...
1257
01:16:57,260 --> 01:17:00,696
...to the fact that, you know,
we don't have ALS...
1258
01:17:00,864 --> 01:17:03,264
...or anything horrible.
1259
01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:07,094
- Yet.
- Jesus, Matt.
1260
01:17:07,270 --> 01:17:08,498
No, no, no, it's true.
1261
01:17:08,672 --> 01:17:10,401
This is when starts. This is the age.
1262
01:17:10,574 --> 01:17:13,634
No shit, man. I just found out
I have 15 percent bone loss.
1263
01:17:13,810 --> 01:17:15,300
- Which bone?
- What is bone loss?
1264
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:16,776
It's absolutely normal.
1265
01:17:16,947 --> 01:17:19,313
It's like kind of before osteoporosis
sets in.
1266
01:17:19,483 --> 01:17:24,113
Welcome and thank you all for being
part of this very important evening.
1267
01:17:24,287 --> 01:17:28,656
Project ALS is driving
scientific research forward.
1268
01:17:28,825 --> 01:17:33,592
And tonight, we are paying tribute
to the individuals...
1269
01:17:46,176 --> 01:17:48,610
You were the prettiest one there.
1270
01:17:54,451 --> 01:17:56,544
He was actually really nice.
1271
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,312
And did you see his jacket?
It was...
1272
01:17:58,488 --> 01:18:00,479
It was really quite beautiful.
1273
01:18:00,657 --> 01:18:02,420
- Whose?
- Olivia's boyfriend.
1274
01:18:02,592 --> 01:18:04,526
The fabric, it was quite gorgeous.
1275
01:18:04,694 --> 01:18:05,922
Oh, I don't think so.
1276
01:18:06,096 --> 01:18:07,563
And I know fabric.
1277
01:18:07,731 --> 01:18:09,528
No, no. I felt it on the way out.
1278
01:18:09,699 --> 01:18:13,066
It was cashmere.
1279
01:18:13,937 --> 01:18:15,165
Pretty expensive.
1280
01:18:15,338 --> 01:18:17,238
He does seem nice, you know?
1281
01:18:17,407 --> 01:18:20,535
And she looked sort of happy.
1282
01:18:21,411 --> 01:18:25,472
And the girls just looked great
in your clothes.
1283
01:18:30,487 --> 01:18:33,081
You were the prettiest one there.
1284
01:18:48,438 --> 01:18:49,666
- Hi.
- Hi.
1285
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,102
Did he go to sleep okay?
1286
01:18:51,274 --> 01:18:53,401
- Yeah, it was fine.
- Good.
1287
01:18:56,112 --> 01:18:57,443
Thanks. Good night.
1288
01:18:57,614 --> 01:18:59,343
Good night.
1289
01:19:01,852 --> 01:19:05,083
I know they're a really depressed
group of people.
1290
01:19:05,255 --> 01:19:09,089
No. That's probably why I was
so comfortable around them.
1291
01:19:09,259 --> 01:19:10,556
Really? You liked them?
1292
01:19:10,727 --> 01:19:12,285
Yeah.
1293
01:19:13,430 --> 01:19:14,419
I'm sorry about Matt.
1294
01:19:14,598 --> 01:19:19,001
God, he asked all those questions
about, you know, your work.
1295
01:19:26,776 --> 01:19:30,940
I don't usually tell people this...
1296
01:19:31,515 --> 01:19:34,279
...unless I've known them
for a long time...
1297
01:19:35,418 --> 01:19:37,010
...but I don't work.
1298
01:19:37,187 --> 01:19:39,849
Yeah. I don't blame you.
1299
01:19:40,023 --> 01:19:43,515
I mean, if I could figure out a way
not to do it, I wouldn't either.
1300
01:19:43,693 --> 01:19:45,593
I mean, right?
1301
01:19:46,263 --> 01:19:48,026
No, I mean...
1302
01:19:48,198 --> 01:19:52,225
...l'm really rich.
1303
01:19:56,740 --> 01:19:58,298
Yeah, you wish.
1304
01:19:58,475 --> 01:19:59,840
No, I mean it.
1305
01:20:00,010 --> 01:20:03,468
My family, my father actually...
1306
01:20:03,747 --> 01:20:08,241
...was incredibly wealthy,
and I inherited all his money.
1307
01:20:10,220 --> 01:20:13,212
I don't need to work.
1308
01:20:13,924 --> 01:20:15,755
So I don't.
1309
01:20:19,563 --> 01:20:23,055
Well, that's... I mean, that's great.
1310
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,165
Good for you.
1311
01:20:37,647 --> 01:20:39,774
I just can't take the in-laws
anymore, Richard.
1312
01:20:39,950 --> 01:20:42,077
They're wearing down my nerves.
1313
01:20:42,252 --> 01:20:44,379
Well, what do you think
it's like for me?
1314
01:20:44,554 --> 01:20:47,785
Your sister
with those spaghetti dishes.
1315
01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:50,085
I thought you liked
the way my sister cooked.
1316
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:51,750
She...
1317
01:21:06,943 --> 01:21:10,140
You okay, Miss Christine?
1318
01:21:28,965 --> 01:21:33,061
So I was thinking, like,
a nice armoire over there.
1319
01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,669
- Oh, yeah.
- You know?
1320
01:21:34,838 --> 01:21:36,465
I like those.
1321
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,767
And maybe some new curtains.
1322
01:21:40,610 --> 01:21:42,805
I always...
I always wanted to get this...
1323
01:21:42,979 --> 01:21:45,880
...but I just don't know where to go.
- Oh, I know where to go.
1324
01:21:46,049 --> 01:21:47,277
- Really?
- Yeah.
1325
01:21:47,450 --> 01:21:49,384
- So you'll help me?
- Oh, yeah.
1326
01:21:49,886 --> 01:21:52,753
- That would be great.
- Yeah. No, there's...
1327
01:22:00,930 --> 01:22:03,922
Hey, can l...?
Can I ask you something?
1328
01:22:09,172 --> 01:22:11,163
You know,
remember when we first met?
1329
01:22:11,341 --> 01:22:14,799
And you bargained down my price?
1330
01:22:15,812 --> 01:22:17,404
Yeah?
1331
01:22:17,747 --> 01:22:19,738
Why would you do that?
1332
01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:22,478
I mean, when you have
a lot of money.
1333
01:22:24,554 --> 01:22:26,044
I'm sorry.
1334
01:22:27,490 --> 01:22:28,980
That's...
1335
01:22:29,159 --> 01:22:31,150
I just...
1336
01:22:32,262 --> 01:22:36,824
l... I guess I have some issues.
1337
01:22:38,168 --> 01:22:39,430
You do?
1338
01:22:41,471 --> 01:22:47,103
L... You know,
people sort of problems.
1339
01:22:48,211 --> 01:22:50,008
I have them.
1340
01:22:55,852 --> 01:22:57,717
That's okay.
1341
01:23:07,797 --> 01:23:09,856
I got problems.
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